aredition
1st for fuck all of you nonces
maisie
*splooges*
karen
listening to far side virtual
lads
Based Ed
Is Babooshka the best Kate Bush song?
>>57467208
I will come to Ajman and behead you munafiq
Poised for a papal wank
>>57467265
no, wuthering heights is mate
listening to kpop
What was the catalogue like earlier?
>>57467231
TOP CHEF GORDON RAMSAY
>>57467265
>not Wuthering Heights
>not Hounds of Love
sort your fucking life out mate
>>57467295
ar Janny gave it a scrub
want to sniff a cute girls bumhole
>>57467297
ehh that track feels like filler tbqh
best track is definitely 'adventures in greenfoot printing'
>>57467241
me in the wardrobe
>>57467269
DM her on twitter, see if you can lay some pipe
A380 is p fucking bases up close 2bh just saw one land
>>57467272
Honestly come, I'd buy you a nice chai karak.
>>57467341
laboum
>>57467347
if you put the anime down for a second you'd realise it smells like poo
>>57467230
sent
>>57467379
for reals?
storm clouds gather over europe
mistrust and rivalries between realms threaten to break and flood the world in a tide of total war
£11.99 a month for this after cashback lads
gonna do it i thinkies
>>57467351
think I like Condo Pets EP more than FSV. FSV kind of overstays its welcome imo.
lofi JF is best JF anyway
>>57467431
yes
Ulster is on the 'auld speed he's been up all night like a mad scientist finetuning his arma mod
>>57467463
hasn't he been able to change his ip yet?
>polyester/acrylic items of clothing, especially jumpers
WEW lads
Why do people buy these?
Do they enjoy swimming in sweat while looking like shit? Do they think that's normal? Do they think that's how clothes are supposed to be? Have they only worn the cheapest available clothing all their lives so they don't know the difference?
>>57467484
Unfortunately not lad
Mum just made me a cheese sandwich.
>>57467509
give her a slap on the arse as thanks
>>57467527
Except you
having a gf just makes me more confident and want to chase after other girls tbqh
>>57467509
Cheese should never be the main part of a sandwich
bad mum
fuck up cunt
>>57467463
You ever been to his house?
>>57467566
Was the only thing we have to go in a sandwich.
She's going food shopping later I think.
Flying a Hurricane in War Thunder, lads
>>57467497
>you will never work at Arcelik
dodged a bullet there lads haha
>>57467608
nah can see his house from mine though supposed to be meeting up soon for some psychedelic sheanigans, possibly 4/20
>>57467499
do you know if he tried the lease time thing i suggested?
>>57467624
>Playing video games
wew lad
Itt we trigger yanks
I'll start
>>57467670
>Amstel
>american
triggered desu
>>57467681
go for it not scared of any of you skinny nerds
think my work coach is gagging for my willy lads
fluorescent green bird just flew into my garden
Its not fun without the carafag :(
I have to actually try to get post#1 when he's there
>>57467624
what br is the mkiv now? was op as poo when i still played lol got like 9kd with it
>>57467699
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>57467660
said he forgot
>>57467650
what city is this mate?
>>57467698
It was a lite beer joke you myopic insect
>>57467735
Come on to fuck will big man
>>57467756
Belfast, why?
can't you see harland and wolfe? two most famous cranes in the world
>>57467735
eat shit cunt
come @me bruh, fucking dare you lil bitch
>>57467758
v bad joke
>>57467796
I'll buy you a game on steam if you do
any other muslims here?
ask someone with a phd in urban arts anything
>>57467847
hello akhi
>can't you see harland and wolfe? two most famous cranes in the world
>be Polish
>working class poles talking shit about you on the tube
>"look at that Angol* kurwa doesn't the fucker feel too hot wearing that kurwa"
>they just assume no one in a suit can be Polish or understand their language
*Angol = rude word for Englishman
>>57467823
found it la
Telepathically heeming all you runts as we speak
You'd all get vaporised in a one-on-one staring match with my third eye
Mark my fucking words
>>57467920
If you replied in Polish what would they say?
fucking hell trying to cancel a phone contract is a bitch
Literally lining up all my empty pissbottles in a row and kicking them over one by one, imagining they're the cheeky little smartarse posters in this thread who think their little shitposts are witty.
Think again.
>>57467499
Nothing unfortunate about that
Fucking gimps you flag types
>>57467915
supercilious cunt
>>57467976
gib job
want to eat something delicious
>>57468032
shush cliftonville
>>57467976
They'd probably laugh or tell me to fuck off tbqh.
>>57468021
yeh im here mate. visiting parents atm.
need some new music
give me something that isn't rubbish
things that are rubbish:
>rap
>hip hop
>grime
>metal
>dubstep
>anything similar not listed
>something else i forgot
>>57467920
why would a plumber wear a suit haha madman
>>57468076
yeh i'd laugh at you too, you pathetic piss of shit
won't be shitposting tonight boys
ol janny-sue gave me a warning
Real talk, lads.
Genuinely don't understand how people can be against trumps idea of bringing jobs back from China and Mexico etc and keep them in America.
What has any other candidate said about saving and creating jobs in America?
>>57468113
matt berry released some good albums
fucking indian runts
had to say 8 times i want to cancel my contract and got a 20 minute speech about how their network was better before they would let me cancel
>>57468113
https://youtu.be/8OmO1w9jHyo
>>57468162
>using contract
so dum
>>57468162
cuck
>>57468113
>>57468113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxRXP3w-sQ&nohtml5=False
>>57468186
wow that was really shit
>>57468113
sea shanties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDjOAsxeokw
>>57468156
>>57468162
fascinating
>>57468113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0va3F2PWBJc
seem like a man who would love jackson c frank
>>57468186
fuck off ellen/juni
>>57468211
top lad
>>57468192
30 day sim only one desu
>>57468197
held my ground, it's getting cancelled now
>Why yes sophisticated gentlesirs like myself do indeed only listen to classical and easy listening music, none of that unbearable newfangled racket like metal or (c)rap!
watching aboriginals fighting on youtube
really making me think
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>>57468113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmSNiHk1KE
K-on desu
>>57468269
so dum
>>57468162
INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDINGS
>>57468113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Mjnr0-uSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbEfLNdOFJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV0C5NJleXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS_lcLLB8LI
>>57468113
http://reverberationradio.com/
>>57468280
good deal imo
When you wake up and discover you still don't have a gf, today is the first day of the rest of your life.
could it be considered feasible to blame the jews for bad weather?
Norwegian man raped by somali - feels guilty rapist is being deported
https://archive.is/Ia468
fucks sake
just got transferred to another indian who is trying to do the same thing
AROOOOOOOO
janny got got
Used to think Aussies were alright until I walked in on one fucking my girlfriend. She told me his banter levels were higher than mine, then he proceeded to play the digery doo
>>57468287
>yung gud
Good lad
>>57468389
>yung anything
trash
Skrrrrrrt
>tfw gf is shit at sex
>>57468403
why do you even care where he lives? you gonna go and beat him up or something?
>>57468160
thanks haha
>>57468177
thanks haha
>>57468186
not bad
>>57468201
thanks haha
>>57468211
haha
>>57468236
thanks haha
>>57468279
already listen to k-on sorry haha
>>57468287
thanks haha
>>57468307
thanks haha
>>57468412
>trash
FOY
>>57468113
>dubstep is rubbish
Fuck off 2bh
>>57468441
ur welcum haha
>>57468441
lol
>>57468441
all me haha
Look at tha flick o tha wrist
Trump is a shit businessman literally anyone could do what he did
>>57468451
trust the Italian to be completely out of touch with music.
Go listen to some Gigi D'Agostino you cheesy bellpiece.
>>57468451
out of all the things he listed dubstep is by far the worst you mug
>>57468441
haha
>>57468451
Hello 2011!
why did the farmer get a prize?
he was out standing in his field
>>57468554
Why would he get a prize for standing in a field?
>>57468498
>>57468501
You're both probably the sort of plebs who think Skrillex represents dubstep as a genre
im sick of having a prepubescent looking face
makes me have no self esteem and feel depressed
>>57468581
because fuck you thats why
>>57468489
poor people say this about every prominent billionaire
Me watching the tv
>>57468582
Skrillex absolutely represents the genre
Mention dubstep to anyone and they will come back with Skrillex. You don't get to decide who represents a genre
>>57468594
when you're 40 you'll look great.
Time to take a break and eat the lunch my girlfriend made for me lads. Such a thoughtful girl, I am so happy we're together.
>>57468582
>having an intricate dubstep knowledge make you not a pleb
absolute prat get out of my thread
>green party election broadcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2dNEQiHUUo
>>57468630
Retarded argument. Having zero confidence until 40 because I look like a child will leave me in a terrible place
what's milliband up to these days
is labour no longer full retard?
>>57468630
thanks for the reassurance buddy
>>57468665
not me
>>57468659
whats even the point of your green party these days now that corbin is opposition leader?
>>57468582
new burial when lads?
>>57468617
>You don't get to decide who represents a genre
Yeah I do. And I say the Burial, being one of it's most important musicians and possibly it's founder. Is a far better representative of dubstep than whatever shitty American party dubstep musicians you're familiar with
need to do washing roo
>>57468689
who cares they're splitting the vote lol
wahey 34 minutes on the phone and it's finally over
>>57468659
>they're nearly all white
racists
>>57468696
go fuck yourself you pasta cunt
How do you drive a Jew crazy? You lock him up in a round house and tell him there's a Shekel in a corner.
>>57468715
just odo it and get it done life doesnt reallt matter anyway
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/717672236145119232
based nige
>>57468717
lol
>>57468691
Soon.
Source: I'm burial's dad
>real dubstep, not that skrillex shit
just realised that life while sober is pointless
>>57468696
Nah, of everyone thinks of someone when you mention a genre that's who represents it
>>57468659
green parties are such a fucking joke lol
even their name the "green" party like seriously senpai smdh lmao
>>57468765
should have said burial was your wifes son
Watching Shawshank for the first time. Don't spoil it for me.
>>57468684
Nah lad
>>57468833
it was all a dream
>>57468833
it's shit
woops sorry
>>57468799
they just se the big picture, unfortunately the rest of money orientated society seems hellbent on destroying the earth and any future for humanity. knobheads like you won't realise until its far too late.
>>57468727
Heh heh heh.
Looks like my superior musical tastes and knowledge have made your little pop music cconsuming brain burst into a small fit of incoherent rage.
Nothing personal, bambino. ;^)
>>57468833
Andy Shawshank got his redemption in the end
Attempting to dox is against the rules. Absolutely not implying that I've reported it since that is also against the rules
>>57468659
>the meme party
>>57468739
Dutch and Brits best friends forever
>>57468833
He gets raped
>>57468833
andy was tunnelling out with the rock hammer the whole time using his posters to cover the hole
~I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S
ring the bell and call or write us
I-L-L-I-N-O-I-S
can you call the captain clitus?~
>>57468916
Oh wow! You've got a street!
Do conservatives even care about preserving the environment?
can you think of anything that talks other than a person?
>>57468696
Clueless post
>>57468659
>>57468955
Money
nationalism is really really silly
racism is where its at tbqh
>>57468955
You.
should i do weed
i hate living life when im not under the influence of some drug
>>57468942
a street? *scruffs* my family owns the manor and surrounding lands north of savona
>>57468992
Benzos lad
>>57468955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
>>57468978
And what are you going to do?
>>57468684
>irish "houses"
>>57468992
well you answered your own question there la
weed is certainly the least destructive drug to spend all your time high on
>>57468992
Yes, but you have to get yourself somewhere in which it is legal first
The organising of that and the travel will do more for you than the weed anyway
>>57468992
If you value your brain cells at all. Then no.
>>57468992
Get yourself some phenibut it's safe and legal it's a supplement but it gets you fucked
>>57469017
very good post
italy really punches above its weight when it comes to having famous cities
like this post if u got a purple bin
wools need not apply
>mfw none of you cowards have done heroin
Literally the GOAT feeling
>flick through tinder, not even looking at the pictures
>check phone later
>tinder notification saying "Meg sent you a message"
>excited
>select it
>it's a fat tranny
haha well played phonelad
well played
>>57469070
not really, modern italy a shit but historically possibly the most important country in all human history
>>57469089
Snorted it
>>57469087
Bring it on. Very little people can actually having your address
>>57469089
ive had IV morphine in hospital, it was nice
>>57469127
>Very little people can actually having your address
>>57469107
how does modern italya being shita hava to do-a with my-a statementza? *yells out for mama* AY MAMA WHERES THE PROSCITUTTO? AY FANGOOLE *flicks chin with back of the hand*
>>57469137
We'll see won't we
>>57469070
Rome, Venice...
Uhh...
Politician's are a joke
>>57469012
>>57469043
>>57469044
thanks lads ill keep it in mind
>>57469048
weed killing beain cells ind just a meme
>>57469049
might try it
>>57469158
what did he mean by this?
>>57469165
um a little place called milaN?????????????????
>>57469165
milan, naples, san marino (they do the pasta), catania
brit meetup at belfast's house when?
feeling like calling someone a rasheed
>>57469180
>oh know they've signed me up to the Tory party xD
Unless they are actually going to come to my house there is fuck all that can be done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fNMgncH5-w
>>57469089
was it hard getting an australian visa, angus?
>>57469165
>]
good youre fuckin dumb a cunt fuke
>>57469185
okay
now compare to that London, Birmingham, Manchester, Cambridge, Oxford, Liverpool, Edinburgh, Belfast, Dublin, Cardiff, Bristol, Aberdeen...
feeling horny at the moment
>>57469243
aha very funny lad x
DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER
>>57469243
>5 countries
Impressive
>>57469243
>Bristol
thought you'd get away with sneaking that one in didnt you
>>57469217
rasheed
TELL MY MOTHER
>>57469217
hit me
went to a Turkish dinner tonight lads
Dad told me I should be talking to Turkish waitresses because the girl we had was cute
get this right: she was standing right THERE
mental, absolutely mental, i just lost it then there I did
>>57469263
2 you idiot
>>57469293
ahaha classic #dadLAD strikes again
>>57469269
whats wrong with Bristol?
>>57469301
Then get arrested for wasting police time. Nice
>>57469301
what the fuck is this supposed to even mean?
>>57469092
The Meg in question
dare you to vocaroo yourself x
>>57469243
Amazing post
>>57469317
i like bristol fine but famous is a stretch
>>57469287
rasheed
>>57469177
>weed killing beain cells ind just a meme
Oh sorry Doc.
>>57469293
hahahahaha absolute banter by dadLAD
>>57469338
ah what a foul beast x
birds at my window screaming their bloody screams
not slept in weeks
oh fucking dear
found a huge security vulnerability in a website accidentally
how do i get in contact with them to get them to fix this, their customer service monkeys won't know what i'm on about
Do you ever think people would be happier if you didn't exist
>>57469391
No beta loser on /brit/ is going to bother doing that are they. Far too afraid
>>57469372
give me a definitive source of evidence telling me that weed kills brain cells
vaping and eating coconut flavoured sun flowered seeds lads
>>57469405
what type of vulnerability? i got an HD in i.t. security last year x
Been making bird noises at this aussie's window for weeks haha what am I like
>>57469425
they've left the fucking debugger ting running on prod and it's printing their full source code and it's stupidly easy to trigger it
>>57469165
Verona
Florence
Milan
Lucca
Sienna
Perugia
Assisi
Portofino
birds finally quietened down right
get this
close eyes to sleep
bird screams
open eyes
silence
close eyess
bird screams
mental
>>57469243
This guy knows. Italian cities are literally nothing in comparison to these.
>>57469445
oh fuck lets see?
if i ever get pissed off playing an FPS my dog always runs up to me and starts jumping all over me like one of those PTSD dogs
>>57467735
Can you dodge a bullet though big boy
>>57469449
Who?
Who?
Sure
Who?
Who?
Who?
Now you're just making noises
Sounds delicious
