brunch edition
fuck brit
Finland invented the Sauna
my presence triggers the brit
fuck is going on?
https://strawpoll.me/7293936
>CNN
FOY
What is the point of the pelican? They're literal eating machines. If it moves, they try to eat it. If you try to spear one, it'll try to eat the spear.
>paypal's conversion fee
FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M SHORT BY 2P
maisie
Janny is going to lose his rag
helllo all, enjoy your day, im off to drinking
>>57463715
australia does it again
>>57463598
eh kinda bs.
>tfw best friends were infidels
People seem to be getting a little upset over this offshore holding stuff lads, the anarchists are out in force on FB.
just had a dentist appointment lads
way too early in the day for me to be awake
might go back to sleep
>>57463679
just enjoying a leisurely wednesday morning
>>57463783
thought it might be cloudflare or something
In the toilet at work
janny is gonna scream at the state of the catalog
>>57463601
more cara
>>57463614
fuck off mongolscum
>>57463621
post willy
>>57463847
His pacemaker might explode
>>57463715
shits fucked, Janny's definately gonna lose it
>>57463841
good lad
*looks at the catalog*
tsk tsk tsk
janny is gonna spit absolute chips over this one
*gets brooms out of broom cupboards*
come on lads, lets clean this place up!
give me a reason to go back to the uk
literally one
>>57463737
natural born shitposter ar bruce
>>57463900
don't want you here with that attitude 2bh
got a boner
odds i act on it
Evens wank then sleep
Odds sleep
>>57463916
shut it whore you love it
>>57463737
>>57463715
lets be honest, with the slow build up of this easter meme over the past two weeks it was eventually going to come to this. we all knew it would happen eventually.
>>57463973
pretty sure this happened the other day too
oi oi oi lee satchell u bastard
>>57463989
mine's a kronebourg mate
>the catalog
he's gonna do his bloody NUT
LYIN' ILLEGAL TED
Trump mad. High energy incoming
fucking rain lads. accuweather is being an unreliable cunt the last few days
>>57464026
and its still better than swedish """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
slow day eh partners
>>57464058
more like inaccuweather
alice bands came in the post lids
>>57464058
PALLET JACK
ᴾᴬᴸᴸᴱᵀ ᴶᴬᶜᴷ
janny is gonna go fucking SKITZ
>>57464074
indeed
excellent catalog
hey boys
>>57464053
Trump trying so hard to tarnish the name of Ted Cruz. Sad!
need to write a letter to HRMC
Japanese cartoons? Not a fan
What did the Janny do this time to piss off the catalogue?
>>57464171
it's HMRC you MELT
>>57464194
or that one
LADS
what's a good series to watch?
>>57464213
peaky blinders
>>57464213
big bang theory
got my first car yesterday lads
where should i go for my first drive? not working today so i'm free, i'm thinking a fast food drive-thru
me and the gf
>>57464213
The Leftovers
>>57464259
its a ford focus isnt it
go on
admit it
so, Easter eh?!
>>57464053
>Born in Canada
>Running for president
Why is Ted allowed to do this?
>>57464213
k-on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM-XhQeFzW4
>>57464275
America's current president is a muslim kenyan
Going on my first date in half an hour lads
I'm 22
pray for me
>>57464305
>pray for me
uh. I don't think so buddy.
>>57464272
nope, a golf
i did see a really nice focus st but the insurance was £1900 for the cheapest
>>57464213
Koikoi 7
>>57464305
>pray
sure, i'll ask my imaginary friends to help you. would u like me to ask santa too??
>>57464305
no :)
>>57464305
people don't date anymore
have you just came in from the 90s?
SOME SAY KIDS DON'T STUDY THEY CRAM
*crams*
>>57464228
>>57464270
I'll have a look, cheers lads
>>57464251
>>57464296
>>57464334
don't ever respond to me ever again, you fucking disgusting subnormal beings
lel
https://desustorage.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
FOUND: The child actor fake crying at the Brussels airport after bombing is the SAME child actor who fake cried about a teargas attack at the Serbian-Hungarian border
He made for good footage in both instances, showing a muslim child as a victim. The BBC news certainly showed him for a day or two at the time of Serbian-Hungarian border invasion.
Why was he conveniently at two of the most major locations of the refugee crisis in the last 2 years?
Who was goading him to cry both times?
http://youtu.be/EEg1J5rrqR8
think I may be deteriorating mentally like an absolute madman hahahahaha what am I like
i'm a girl
i'm a gamer
the two do not relate, thank you
>>57464381
back to /x/ tinfoil cunt
post willy thailand
>>57464381
legit dont care ay
moshi-moshi bird-chan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQsBLiB90Hk
>>57464381
>these two kids look kind of similar
>IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY
hmm
>>57464381
*puffs on cigar*
haha, I literally DON'T GIVE A FUCK
HAHAHAHAH
>>57464296
good post
getting a bit sick of this easter holiday meme
need the kids to fuck off back to school so they put daily politics back on and I can take a bus trip in peace
*sneezes*
ahhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/tR9USjpNuB0
>>57464532
such a fit bird, why are redheads always this good looking?
>>57464532
would pay obscene amounts of money for her to piss on me
>>57464381
fucking arabs
the way he looks at the camera inbetween crying is pretty funny though
>>57464524
bless you
>>57464614
They are not always good looking though.
>BBC """""""""news"""""""""
>>57464643
is this a vice rebrand
>>57464643
- indian kid who is a cripple
- syrian refugees welcome shit
- saudi arabia look at life of an athiest minority
- saudi arabia look at life as a muslim
- trannies in saudi arabia
- women in saudi arabia
- comedy in saudi arabia
- ISIS parody in syria and iraq
- gay appreciation in kenya
- cops are bad
- fat feminist complaining about patriarchy
- saudi cartoon censorship
- awkward beta male feeling guilty about kisses
- gangland isn't so bad according to social media
- fat pregnant women having a dance off
- long distant relationships in korea
- relationship shit
- india feminism
- mexican woman
- ex muslim twitter hashtag
- (finally some fucking news about russia and turkey)
- life in raqqa
- interest piece about smartphone
- some pro refugee song shit
- "jihadis are really just phone sellers trying to make a buck"
- sierra leone singing about no ebola
- modi visiting the UK
- arab vines
- anonymous fights the kkk
- english doctors are pro-refugees
>>57464628
thank you
doggy is doing a sleep
lads
think i'm actually gender neutral
it all makes sense now
>>57464680
rest well waggy woof
>>57464643
>BBC asian network
>>57464643
reminder that the british people, you and me, are literally funding this
absolute certified gold standard madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW8CZNH53nE
>>57464638
the men are almost always ugly lad
when i shave should i be going with the grain or against it?
>>57464680
sleep tight pvpper
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>>57464710
it's a shoop you mongoloid
>>57464742
so are the women.
so are most humans.
good looking people are rare - which is why they are so highly prized.
>>57464755
hmm
ngl
didn't read any of this
>>57464703
that's not the same page you melt
>>57464710
>paying a TV licence
Mongoloid tax
>>57464743
against it underneath your chin/neck area
with on your cheeks/chin
>>57464791
It's the BBC news page though.
>>57464710
speak for yourself mate
>having a telly license in this day and age
stay cucked
>>57464831
it's not BBC trending, which is what was shown in the picture
http://youtu.be/K3MkF5liIyE
>>57464855
link pls lad
>>57464855
Well you should have made it more clear then.
>>57464743
never go against the grain as it will result in ingrown hairs
shave with the grain and if it doesn't get the hairs, apply more foam and shave the area again
The feminist cupcake sale that led to death and rape threats
Why are men such pigs /brit/?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/06/the-feminist-cupcake-sale-that-led-us-into-the-darkest-depths-of-gender-inequality
>>57464892
no i shouldn't, it's the basic thing you see when you look at the picture
it's not an excuse for your stupidity
>>57464891
google it you fucking retard
>>57464855
what's the link m8
>>57464930
>google it you fucking retard
you're talking out of your arse here aren't you lad
>>57464817
>>57464910
cheers lads. been shaving for years but never really thought about technique.
>>57464866
every country is sexist
every country is racist
every country (and individual) discriminates
unavoidable traits of human existence.
>>57464913
>These comments, posted by anonymous keyboard warriors (those who love to sit behind their computer screens and attack people changing the world) threatened violence against attendees and organisers of the bake sale, with posts including:
>“I want to rape these feminist cunts with their fucking baked goods”.
>>57464969
BBC trending is meme news
BBC news is """"real news""""
>>57464913
>people are autistic on the internet
Why are people still surprised at this?
>>57464934
>>57464969
fucking hell i'm about to lose my nut
jog on you absolute weapons
Really getting into this gachimuchi gimmick lads
>>57464913
If they want it to represent salaries, then you should have the choice of paying $1 for your cupcake, or 75c for your cupcake but when you actually want to eat it, your cupcake leaves for 2 months then comes back
>>57464969
Not quite:
https://www.youtube.com/user/BBCtrending/videos
>>57464913
>theguardian
el oh el
>>57464866
>one panellist for the """bad""" viewpoint
>3 panellists for the """correct""" viewpoint
Every single time
>>57464913
the outrage of that is the fact that the bakesale was supported by the UQ union, which is supposed to represent all students - including the evil straight white guys. their charter literally states they will not enforce or encourage discrimination against any kind of student, which is what the bake sale was explicitly doing. you will always have the autistic people talking about raping them and shit.
the actual comments on the event were things saying they should have included the system of divorce courts. you pay full price for a cupcake and then you have to give a woman 50% of the cupcake plus 50 cents.
>>57465013
welcome to 2010
Why do women get so horrified at the thought that they have to look after their new born babies?
>>57465053
>you have to give a woman 50% of the cupcake plus 50 cents.
kek
>>57465074
substantiate your claim
doing it all night all summer
lads, thinking of wanking to kaitlin jenner desu
>>57465105
>Women who have children don't tend to go further in their careers because they actually have to look after the child they gave birth to
>fucking patriarchy holy shit I can have my cake and eat it you sexist shitlord
>>57465110
You doing it the way you wanna, mate?
*flips open laptop*
ah yes time to browse the 'chon
imagine having a laptop but never taking it anywhere
haha
browsing the 'chon, eating a slice o' 'roni 'za with some 'racha and guac
>>57465136
who are you quoting?
>>57465053
>>57465074
>>57465136
not an argument
>>57465174
Mine hasn't moved in years haha. The screen is broken so it's constantly plugged hdmi to my TV and it doesn't hold charge so it's constantly plugged in
Haha lmao. It can still run games mostly okay, it was 800 quid in 2011 haha
>>57465174
i use it on my bed which you can't do with a desktop
>>57465207
could have spent that 800 on a desktop that is far superior.
>>57465207
>800 quid for a laptop
Fucking hell
>>57465210
I use your mum on my bed but she does alright as a desk-topper aswell tbf
>>57465199
appeal to a Scotsman
>>57465231
Yes that is very practical to bring back and forth to uni
>>57465199
argumentum strawminem
What are your thoughts regarding this satirical cartoon strip?
>>57464913
>this comment section is closed
why do they do this?
for what purpose
>>57465270
The daughter has a nice body, I don't blame them
>>57465234
Got it just after I got my claim for being hit by a car haha lmao
>>57465270
the Labour man isn't a skinny snivelling worm
>>57465270
>social services
Why is literally every single one of them a fat middle aged lesbian that doesn't have children?
literally own nothing of value, monetary or sentimental
>>57465247
i did that for 3 years. just keep the box and foam packaging the case came in.
>>57465270
incredibly racist
>>57465300
you own yourself, which is more valuable than anything else
>>57465270
RACIST BIGOTTTT
>>57465295
Men can't be trusted working with kids, and attractive women have better jobs. This is the safety net.
>>57465270
appeal to emotion
>>57465295
all the social workers i work with all have families and are very lovely people.
Hello. Me here.
>>57465270
bloke on the left is a bloody racist
>>57465234
rude tw@
>>57465305
On the train every weekend? Nah no thanks
I knew full well getting a 'gaming' laptop is was less cost effective but it was the correct decision for what I need it for.
>playing the latest games in my student house, then on the train, then at home
Was sweet desu
>>57465341
Bet you voted for UKIP you fucking bigoted bottom feeder
Racism? Not a fan
Who here got the Janny position?
>>57465361
>On the train every weekend?
ah i see, you were a friendless loser at uni. makes sense.
have a look at the catalog
he cleaned up all the shit
FOR FREE
>>57465407
hmm, you seem upset
>>57465391
Pakis? Not a fan
>>57465407
Not sure how you got that?? I lived fairly close to home so I went home to get my clothes washed and get food. Lived in a rented house with my mates from the get go
>>57465439
you? not a fan
>>57465426
>click 20 boxes
>click delete button
>send ban request to mods
would take like 5 mins mate
take my desktop and macbook to and from uni desu
although probably just gonna take my macbook back with me for this last term
just read about George Patton
very interesting
kek
>>57465397
the current janny
he offered to work double shifts (for double pay obviously)
playing games on the
train every weekend
train every weekend
train every weekend
>>57465407
>guy who carried his massive desktop box and monitor with him everywhere calling others losers
Strange
>>57464910
>never go against the grain as it will result in ingrown hairs
wot
lmao
>>57465518
>everywhere
not quite lad
tfw you buy a Bentley and the bitch comes with it
What did you say you'd find
Then come, come, come, get the hell inside
You can close your eyes
Well, you might as well commit suicide
is there a board for high res pic nudity like >>57465436
pls help
>>57465531
when you shave against the hair you risk pushing the base of the hair into your skin, which then collects dirt, becomes clogged and forms an ingrown hair
>>57465604
/hr/?
>>57465604
/a/
>>57465631
blueboard unfortunately
>>57465672
/s/?
>>57465538
>I sat hunched over my desktop locked away in my bedroom while in uni
Lmao, I was sitting in the front room showing everyone what I was playing
>>57465681
now you're just being silly
>>57465681
>I was sitting in the front room showing everyone what I was playing
howling
>>57465681
>Lmao, I was sitting in the front room showing everyone what I was playing
embarrassed for you
why
>>57465703
t. Hunched in his locked room with blackout curtains waiting for everyone to go to bed so he could make a sandwich
HES KNOCKING YOU OUT
OF THE EUROS
HARRY KANE
HES KNOCKING YOU OUT
Tits
>>57465619
what's an ingrown hair look like?
i've been shaving against the grain for years and never seen one
>>57465715
me on the left
haturbate.com
>tfw of disappointment and self loathing shame at the end of the day
>>57465740
I like him but I wish he didn't speak like a caveman
>>57465726
>100k for this shit
she went missing in 2007 give up
>>57465740
Why is he carrying a mask?
>>57465757
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzCTGXDvP2A
Why do the yanks feel the need to infest our country
>>57465735
no i do normal things that you do at university, not being a manchild and playing games
Lads Leicester ahha
>>57465791
Then I wasn't talking to you, stay out of my conversation
Did he get kukd?
>Kid has blonde hair blue eyes
>He has brown eyes brown hair
>>57465783
KANE?
ah yes, referring to illegal immigrants as refugees, classic BBC
>>57465791
>haha no I'm actually really normal, joke's on you!
>>57465680
cheers xx
>>57465824
what crap writing
>>57465819
6% chance
>>57465824
good point!
>>57465819
it's still possible
Don't like these threads anymore think I might do a runner
see you guys later
kisses x
>>57465726
Holy fuck how rich are her parents
want a new phone but feel like it's too late because it's that weird mid-year thing where new phones will be release kinda soon
>>57465824
>I'm a scared little baby and think Britain will uproot from the sea bed and drift into the middle of the Atlantic
The entirety of the Remain's argument
the gf
>>57465900
>new phone
Fucking lol
>>57465911
That's a man you benderer
>>57465901
>the foreigners the foreigners the foreigners I get scared when I see a black face and the daily mail told me sharia law is taking over the country therefore we must leave the EU only nigel farage understands the plight of the white working class man look he's drinking a pint
The entirety of the Leave argument
>dog is having a nap on me and he is clearly comfy as hell
>Desperately need to get up and piss
Walking home from rh station and it's freezing, fuck I need a car and a license
>>57465967
piss yourself you prude
>>57465964
STRAWMAN
ahh yes very impressive
>>57465457
Tories will only be in power for another 3 years what a dumb cunt
>>57466017
Only read the last line
THE BANKERS AND THEIR BLOODY BONUSES
>>57466022
I am 80% certain that the Tories will win the 2020 election
>>57465964
appeal to emotion
no true scotsman
strawman
ad hominem
not an argument
only half-warmed up my pizza from last night lads
I can feel the food poisoning going down my throat
>>57465997
>the face on the dog
