Gondola Edition
fuck brit
there's already a thread up you dozy bruce, Janny's gonna screech
crayon pop
balk
first for Venezuela
>>57415192
>Janny
>/int/
Pick one
>>57415182
fuck mammi
thailand, listen to this yeah, either you post willy or fuck off you chink tosser
>>57415202
stop
>>57415300
or else what?
>>57415323
post some koreans with high cheekbones
>>57415344
geummi?
i might get a mcdonalds in an hour
that or a chippy
BRITNEY IN
bout to go get another slayer task lads
>>57415396
Dont like her face 2bh
>>57415265
mate the janny fucking hates brit
>>57415404
range level?
>>57415395
Why not have a salad lad?
how do i encourage the regeneration of my oral gum tissue lads?
>>57415428
66 i wanna get it to 70 soon so i can get a crystal bow but i cbf to play runey lately desu
>>57415407
rude
>>57415434
i could make fruit salad
yummy yummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg
>>57415444
If he's losing motivation ask him if he remembers why he started doing it in the first place, show him those before pictures to get the fire under him, ask him if he wants to better himself, tell him there's no harm in trying but giving up, even for a day, can set you back months.
>>57415451
red hide wanker
>>57415444
Monetary incentive?
>>57415509
piss off
bout to declare war on najd lads, wish me luck
even looking for a job causes me to have a mild panic attack
>you will never be 14 playing runescape in its prime
>>57415532
sort your life out
>>57415569
i absolutely lose it in job interviews i get so nervous
>>57415518
good post
>>57415488
Well aren't you clever
>>57415583
>playing RS instead of wow
kys
>>57415172
Make your own memes!
>>57415583
>you will never again be 11 playing wow in its prime
*posts a harrowing illustration depicting the purest form of pathos*
>>57415627
>playing wow
kys
>>57415627
>paying to play a game
>>57415599
are pauline
>tfw playing a hunter and begging for gold from lvl 60s
Good times
>>57415627
>wow
fuck off yank cuck
>7 seven years
>>57415172
poop desu
>>57415627
>>57415634
>wow
Kys
>>57415648
nah shes a bit fucking daft compared to nige
>>57415630
>he said in English
going to hire a billboard in bangkok for a couple of hundred quid and have 'alri thailad' on it to freak him out
>>57415627
>Wow
fuck off
could never play this back in the day because it was like £40 a month and marge wouldn't cough up the scratch
>>57415648
Pauline is nothing compared to nige
>>57415703
go on then gobby
you're all mouth mat
>>57415706
Tell me about are pauline
cat keeps farting
slightly annoyed thailad is ignoring me
>>57415703
not a bad idea
*throws you a tenner*
G L A S G O W
>>57415703
Moving to Thailand for a while, might see it
>>57415728
She's just an old meme
>>57415704
it was like $15 a month lad which is something like 3 of your british lilypads
>>57415770
absolute sort
look at all these please that will never know the joy of playing an enchantment orc shaman and lead your fellow horde brothers to crush alliance kiddies, *scoffs*
LOK'TAR OGAR
>>57415785
well it was still more expensive that the £3 RS membership
mum wouldn't even pay for that tight arsed cow
>>57415728
Just some dumb bogan who has an idea of what she wants but doesn't understand how to get it or what the repercussions would be
Tone was better but was a fairly colossal fuck up on anything that wasn't immigration based. Turnbull's pretty similar except is a lot more low-key about it and leans to the left on hot button issues like climate change.
Weird how many half-caste people I've found who are right-wing/votes UKIP
>>57415870
I'm mixed race you prick
>>57415870
Literally me lol x
hey britdudes, how's it going?
>>57415832
Turnbull is boring desu. Not one meme from that cunt.
At least Tones and Rudd were meme lords.
>>57415630
i'll make a deal
we use your memes whilst you use our memes
*spits on hand*
shake?
*reads Mens Health*
ahhh yes, very interesting
im a proper bender lads love taking cock in the arse ahaha x
Lonely LONDON here, need more fellow britfriends pls join
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
Morning ladies
>>57415966
no one gives a fuck
why are poofters so fucking self obsessed
>>57415966
u dtf?
>>57415970
what the fuck is that?
>>57412953
i did it lads
What's something I can make with rice? Has to be simple I'm no chef Ramsay x
>>57415985
alright we can get into that now
>>57416042
Rice sandwich
>>57415997
lol ur just mad because u know all ur friends would want to fuck my boipucci but not urs because ur uggo
>>57416035
What are you getting into? His mouth? Lol jks brah
maisie
>>57416035
why do you need to state "normie" friend?
if you have friends you're a normie, it's implied
normie in denial you are, the absolute worst kind of normie
>>57416081
nah he told me he almost died today because he has a heart condition or something
probably had a coronary while railing a girl the normie cunt
Mates does anyone have that spurdo version of Damo and Darren at the train station?
The ciggy butt brain guys
>>57416035
Fawning isnt a single action that can be repeated you sunbaked fucking raisin
>>57416117
jaannnnyyyyyy
>>57416144
yeah i do mate
>>57416177
Bloody post it then ay
>>57416156
he's kind of thick, what do you expect? he's a normie
Anzac day is coming up so i should probably buy some ANZAC bikkies to support the RSL but I'm not made out of money x
business idea: become a prostitute for aussie twink clients
>>57416213
racist
business idea: become made out of money
>>57416187
well whats in it for me mate?
>>57416213
clobber an emu for me m8
having some pretty dry banter with some girl on Tinder lads.
me:
>Congrats. You have the honour of being the first person I've matched with since I installed Tinder two days ago. This is a special moment for both of us.
her:
>well that does make me feel special
me:
>excellent. its good to acknowledge important milestones in your Tinder career
her:
>i've been on here a while if you need any tips. for example, it turns out the metric system is not a good first topic of conversation.
me:
>of course. everyone knows that imperial units are the superior system of measurement. what am i, European?
not sure what she was on about with the metric shit but i think i handled it well. got to insult filthy continentals at the same time too.
Need to put my willy inside a girl, it's been like 5 or 6 months arooooo
>>57416221
business idea, move all british virginposters to where they belong:
BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS LMAO XDDDDD
>>57416245
Not being a cunt
>>57416221
Shit idea tbqh
>>57416252
Yeah that's pretty shitty desu
>>57416252
>talking to girls like this
For fuck's sake, you lot
>>57416019
skype/irc chat client
>>57416252
Pretty dry on your end mate
Could be worse though. Could have processed your secret of going to the gym to garner the respect of your father only to have her not respond because apparently "dindins" takes a deadset hour x
>>57416277
mmm idk if thats really a good deal mate.. could you perhaps offer some money?
working on 99 cabbage picking lads
>>57416213
Rasheed
>>57416316
who are the people in there?
Not sure if I'm sold on this girl
Dreamed I was queen of england
Woke up crying softly
>>57416369
>>57416376
i know the one on the left ahaha
>>57416397
Nah ya don't
>>57416376
bit of a minger, her friend's alright though
right, time for a shower. back in 10 lads.
>>57415704
It's 8.99 a month fag
>>57416411
yeah her name is lily scarbrough shes a dumb bitch
done 3 poos today
>when the toilet has been absolutely destroyed by a monster shit, it wasn't you, and you only live with your mum
>>57416434
Shame her friend doesn't have much going for her
Just put on my favourite podcast
Maisie you fucking sketty spaghetti I want to marry your thighs and suck the life out of your labia hurgggggfhgfhfhgyjhgggsdfvvbjiyjrgjk
>>57416376
That's a boy anon
Go for it
>>57416473
looks like she has a bit of a moustache going for her though
>>57416477
good post
>>57416479
I'm usually attracted to masculine/boyish chicks i.e C A R A but nah
>>57416505
>cara
>masculine
Mong
Refute this
Protip: You can't
hi
Unironically applied to do it for free
>>57416543
bye
Why do I have to pay for just using toilets in the London station?
>>57416576
do you? lol
>>57416567
>>57416576
it's stops all the niggers and pakis from shitting and pissing all over it
>>57416585
I didn't have to pay?
>>57416538
Eyebrows mate
>>57416542
>there is no picking and choosing
>>57416635
Oh yes. Eyebrows make her look like a man
>>57416608
>implying they use toilets anyway
DESIGNATED
>>57416662
You sound a little pissed mate
>>57416053
dont these fucking chinks get bored of acting like cutsie children all the godamned time
>>57416620
didn't realise we had pay to use toilets lol
never seen one in my life
>>57416374
people from all abouts, all sorts really.
can i get a gz lads?
>>57416694
It's like 30p at Paddington and a few other big stations
>>57416694
Seriously?
Then you're not from England I guess
>>57416675
>>57416673
Fuck off desert yank
>>57416717
forgot the gosh darn pic
>>57416717
you fuck off back to your shitty dead game general cunt
>>57416747
oooooooooh charlie's mad haha
>>57416727
>>57416761
gz lad
I need to get back on the osrs soon
>>57416763
old school is booming
>>57416772
>I hang about in a thread from another nation
Fucking LOL
>>57416733
i am though lol
>>57416763
got more players now than ever desu
jog interview today
wish me luck
>>57416823
keep a steady pace
>>57416823
Try to pace yourself
postimg DOT org/gallery/1rqo4uytw/70fc3547/
slag folder lads
Who /NORTHWESTFRONT/ here?
>>57416845
>>57416848
2 funniest people in this thread
>>57416821
There's no way English lads don't know that as long as you're not a shut-in or something
>>57416861
Virus; do not click.
>>57416823
Good luck m8
>>57416893
Both me
Runt did not laugh at my joke
doing a big poo
What would happen if ISIS crashed a plane into the queen
>>57416962
She'd die
>>57416949
>cheap and delicious
bit like you then
>>57415970
This place is alright y'know
>>57415970
I'm not leaving this thread until I get THREE britbongs >:(
>when a yank posts on /brit/
>>57417041
you point at your head?
masticating the flesh of dead poultry so I can convert it to kinetic energy later
>when a desert yank posts in /brit/
NOT enjoying these curry poos
>>57417060
was masticating with my gran and pop earlier today
>when a brit posts in /brit/
>>57417024
fuck off not clicking your virus link
>>57417041
>on
>>57417096
THIS
Had a walk around the newer part of the cemetery and googled the name if I found a relatively young recent death, checking if there's an online obituary
>passed away in a hospice after much suffering
Depressing
whatever happened to that kid who made the """""""""""clock"""""""""""
>>57417111
it's not a fucking virus, google discord you mong.
>>57417179
died in Syria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRa_PwL2aws
>tfw theres no photo of farage holding a small foamy beer from last night on getty images
had a very depraved wank this morning
>>57417179
belgium attacks happened
Here lads just found the next kpoop stars before they get plastic surgery
>>57417215
rip to that young lad then
>>57417111
JOIN
>rich Dubai faggot DMd me on Instagram
>wants me to fly out to Dubai with him like one of those Instagram whores
Fucking faggot. Probably wants to shit and piss on me for money. He won't be laughing when I report him to the police and he gets thrown off a rooftop for being a faggot
>>57417147
Is that your hobby?
>>57417241
me 4th row 1st to the left
>>57417183
fight me irl
>le I hate normies meme
will you just fuck off
if you aren't a normie you aren't welcome here
>>57417179
He moved to Qatar to learn how to build actual """"""""clocks"""""""""".
Iain Duncan Smith tearful over single mum
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35969391
>>57417257
>faggot
fuck off yank
heh
>s-socialism sucks
How are you enjoying that free healthcare amongst other free shit :)
Fuck off right-wing retards
>>57417315
Good post
feel really depressed
>>57417257
>He won't be laughing when I report him to the police
>assisting religious police
Maximum Rasheed.
>>57417292
i remember that but i thought the fbi was looking into what happened and stuff and he was gonna get busted but i dont think i heard anything since that
>>57417315
terrific post
*fires up the rorke patrol*
got your back lad
Socialism works in small aspects, not in its entirety. You can have a capitalist system and still have socialist things like healthcare etc.
bellend smells like skips
>>57417333
get some vitamin D
>>57417355
Like 90's Britain
>>57417356
still?
>>57417356
Always and forever
>>57417364
sun's not out
>You can have a capitalist system and still have socialist things like healthcare etc.
redpill me on thailad
Just watched Fargo. What an absolute pile of horsewank
>when I yankpost in /brit/
>>57417409
I know where he works
>>57417436
tesco? how do u know? do u have proofs?
>>57417355
>Socialism works in small aspects, not in its entirety
why not
>>>/sixthform/
>>57417409
good chap all in all, helps the lads out with computers and that, talks about shit going down in Thailand which is fairly interesting
some lads get upset because he gets attention on account of his flag. The irony is of course that everyone here (not me) uses reddit flags
>>57417448
I've investigated a recent picture he took from his place of work
>>57417376
There was literally nothing wrong with 90's Britain
>>57417462
This
odds I take speed
evens I take benzos
dubs I take them both straight up the shitter
Fanny the best of luck to everyone who has been scanned for viruses and other things that are relevant to the right to monitor all incoming messages from us and we'll send you a call from the roof Swords and I am ready for anything that you can get the best way to get children interested in poetry and one of the ways I answer is that you can fuck sophie in the bumhole to get a good night's Cumbria County Court Road area for the use of a sudden geranium flowering period is bloody good time to get your hands dirty up my fanny with a thigh vice clamping your head like its parked on double yellow lines of code for your help & advice on how to do it in the bin Laden upon Tyne area of the day : leaves make excuses for your business to business and leisure travelers fuck off yank die cut and paste them into your cart software viruses which may have been a long way from receipt of your choice of seats in the morning of your messages All rights are reserved for the first time buyers to get to know my illicit desires would you fuck the postman if he was small and harmless array of colours and styles and sizes and shapes and sizes and colours and designs and then click the button below to view my areolas thanks again for your seed and good by
>>57417547
Good lad
>>57417543
haha
>>57417462
Because nobody really knows what socialism is and if you ask a million socialists what it is they all give you different answers
>>57417518
post it i wanna investigate it myself
>>57417589
>Because nobody really knows what socialism is
kek
afternoon lads
>>57417518
Bollocks, he's posted his office cubicle before
>>57417614
>stalling while you look up wikipedia
Nice technique
“I am a white man, and this is a list of my struggles. Thank you.” @ottumm https://medium.com/slackjaw/i-am-a-white-man-and-this-is-a-list-of-my-struggles-thank-you-562bbb9dc693
Gf is currently in the bath but I need a shit and we haven't been together long enough to shit in front of her.
>>57417609
We'll see if we both come to the same conclusion
>>57414185
>>57417609
>>57417671
you seem to live in a toilet, just do a poo where you are
>>57417671
take a bath with her m8
>>57417635
I know where the office is though
>>57417666
People's blogs can be so fascinating, can't they?
>>57417637
Guess you're right pal. Socialism is an enigma. A phenomenon in nature yet to be truly defined.