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Mars edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I
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IU
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excellent timing
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>>57409743
>UAE
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back to bed
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crayon pop
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>UKIP have reacted with fury after they were told they could be refused permission to grill senior eurocrats over the safety of British truck drivers in Calais - after Brussels ruled their question ‘offensive’ to migrants..
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>>57409758
>>57409747
>calling yourself a reactionary
>playing their game
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Good morning
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rainy days and mondays always get me down
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Not a fan of hitchens latest anti-free trade and privitisation tirade. I think he forgot what saved britain under thatcher.

Even if you disagree, it's pure fact that protectionism simply cannot compete in the 21st century.
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Big fan of hitchens latest anti-free trade and privatization tirade. Glad hes moving on from what saved Britain under thatcher

Even if you agree, it's simply irrelevant that protectionism simply cannot compete in the 21st century
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need to empty my seminal fluids inside a female humans inner vaginal opening lads
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big jav fan
got a corner of my dorm for a stack of jav movies I bought and av model posters
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>Be white
>Try to move to America
>Get turned away because I don't have a PhD and $5,000 to pay fees

>Be Mexinigger
>Jump fence
>Play hide and seek for a few years
>Obongo gives me free citizenship
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>>57409843
>They are fully civilized
you've obviously never been to the territories
or the northern parts of the provinces for that matter, aside from the odd logger/miner/chug its wilderness.

the US has no shortage either though its shrinking much faster.
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>>57409762
i laughed last time :p
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>>57409904
delete this please
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>>57409978
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>>57409922
wat
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>>57409904
>>Be white Englishman
>>Try to move to Canada
>>Spend a decade working a dead end job and being treated like shit waiting for a citizenship until I eventually marry some Canadian girl and get one that way
>>Be Nigerian
>>get cheap flight over because cousin works for airliner
>>Pay brother a few thousand to hook me up with Nigerian immigration official who fast tracks me to citizenship
>>100% pure Canadian in 2 years
>> spend rest of life on disability.
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Good morning fellow wagecucks :3
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>>57409999
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>>57409910
Where in the US is there frontier territory?
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Train leaves in 19 minutes

Station is 5 mins away

Got to buy a ticket doe
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>>57409922
miss Harper desu
he was like a big friendly robot
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>My political ideology? Why Reactionary of course.
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>6 hours sleeep

gonna feel absolutely exhusted by 7pm why don't i feel tired at all now though so i can have a cheeky nap and then not feel tired all day reeeee
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>>57409934
no one cares if you laughed rasheed
heh am I right lads im so cool
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>>57410002
*let me just post on /brit/ quickly instead of buying a ticket*

Hope you're late and get fired cunt
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>>57409997
Alaska beyond the mountains is the best bet
otherwise for minimal interference there is plenty of open lands in the West/south-west

when I was in Nevada you could go for miles and never interact with anyone.
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>>57410055
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>>57410017
get on my level slept like one hour
all it takes is some coffee and one energy drink and im like newrhheveidvejdrhrv
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>>57410032
lmao, ticket takes a couple mins.

Boss loves me desu, haha.
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>>57410055
ah yes the nostradamus very impressive
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>>57410019
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>>57410055
I did it!
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Didn't wank last night before bed and had the best night's sleep in ages

coincidence? I think not
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>>57410019
>>57410086
fuck off pakis
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>>57410086
thank you
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>>57410039
I'll read up on it xox
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>>57410113
t. muhammed al punjabi
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>>57410082
Thank you my fellow Jew. I will not use my powers to warn the goyim of their impending doom of course
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>>57410086
>>57410082
literally the cause of all world problems stems from you two twats
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>>57410009
eh aboot
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i love muslims and jews
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IN THE SKIES OF LOVE
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>>57410164
leave my jew friend alone

>literally the cause of all world problems stems from you two twats

its fucking hilarious this is coming from america lmAO
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>>57410164
Uuh racist and sexist much?
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dumb britbongs
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had a racist and sexist lunch lads
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>26 years old
>Only on £18,000
>Tried to do an unpaid secondment to get promoted at work but failed at that and now my boss says she'll never support me for a promotion again.
>No girlfriend
>Can never afford to buy a house

Should I just kill myself lads? All I'm doing at the moment is existing.
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well i shot a man in reno, just to watch him die
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>>57410269
moldovwho? lmao
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>>57410256
>not capitalizing the AND
VERY poor display
did you even take memes 101 in school?
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Going to commit a bit of the old ultraviolence today.
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>>57410278
You need to set some goals in life.
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>>57410278
move to Canada and give up your old life
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>>57410278
Try and get your boss fired.
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will fail a midterm exam tomorrow
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>>57410319
I do have goals they're to make lots of money, unfortunately it's not working.
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heeee wanking HEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>57410361
>money
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>>57410361
So your biggest problem is that glued-shut third eye. I'd do something about that first.
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just back from planet fitness lads
set off the lunk alarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXP6WaVTJpM
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>>57410361
Well since you won't get a promotion your goals are at a standstill, get some skills and find a new job, do you have a degree?
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>>57410361
Money isn't a goal. It's a means to a goal.
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>>57410426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5gAlhK0C0M
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Sussex?
Why's this name so lewd
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cause everybody hurts
sometimes
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Time to go into work again today and make £70 basic plus £70 commission again lads.
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*looks around*
*whispers*

nigger
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Time to go into work again today and make $140 basic plus $140 commission again lads.
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>>57410522
everyone needs a hero

>>57410683
racist
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Listening to MTV decoded with a straight face
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>Mars edition
David boy?
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I think there's something wrong with this the movie I just torrented.

All the scenes seem out of order, this is totally unwatchable!

REEEEEEEEEE
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>>57410435
hmm good advice anon
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>>57410787
THANKS YIFY
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>>57410820
h-how did you know
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Well good morning

suns out
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>you will never do the sex with a girl
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>>57410898
bit cold tho
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>>57410918
no my room is already 10000 degrees

hot in
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>>57410918
Irish whether.
Hopefully tll warm up a bit soon
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What are you guys studying at uni?

Doing biology here with a focus on ecology and genetics...hoping to make it to grad school after doing a masters in biochemistry
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>>57410924
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>>57410999
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Still waiting on a brit bf fyi
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>>57410969
dropped out of the university of life desu
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>>57410973
its the sun beaming through my window and the fact my heating is on
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>>57410903
honestly makes me really depressed when i see all these cute girls around uni and I just know guys get to fuck them every weekend

Its such a weird reality that I cant believe people actually experience
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real wagey hours
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Moving to the united states of hungry jacks desu
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>>57411010
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>its nearly 3pm
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>>57411005
not all jews are men, despite what you may have heard jews don't lay eggs
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>>57411061
alright alright

shut up
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>>57411071
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You should get off now anon, the internets instant gratification is not good for you
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hello lads
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>>57411049
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>>57411124
fuck off
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>tfw normie that never has any sex

its a bad feeling. get invited to go out places, occasionally makeout with girls at clubs. yet i never get to have a gf or sex
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>>57411005
Get out of my sight filthy gentile
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doing an ugly autistic and alone
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Am I the only fucking brit in here

this place has gone to shit
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do brits like office space?
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>>57411226
i've got nothing to say
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>>57411233
never heard of it, next
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Girlfriends for everybody if i get this one
>>5411255
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who /CQB/ here
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passionately mouthing the lyrics to nelly furtado's 'promiscuous girl'
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Only new build proteus going up in ny area are for retired people

Why do old people ruin everything
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Raining out
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>>57411260
not me, because i'm not a fucking pleb
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>>57411260
recon because I once watched arby and the cheif and they said it was good
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>>57411283

not a bad track from furtado. keep practicing aussieguy35
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>>57411148

Then you're a failed normie
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>>57411260
hayabusa, nice hair desu
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>>57411226
brits are the worst posters in /brit/
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>>57411315
my name's neil not aussieguy35
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>>57411314
if only Rome had exterminated the Germanic people
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Neil the wheel
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>not all Muslims!
>whites should feel guilty about shit that happened 300 years ago and pay reparations!
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>>57411264
soz about that xox
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>>57411339
whatever you say crocodiledundie245
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*cums*
ooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your fucking a white male
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>>57411357

OK Somalian
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>>57411395
bit gay
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Business idea: capture iserlohn fortress
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>>57411395
sure thing hotaussieguy24
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>>57411302
it was only given out to about 20 people and half of them got hacked kek

>>57411302
hayabusa was quite nice too actually
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cant believe it's been a year of non-stop, unhindered shitposting

what a long strange trip it's been
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Halo? More like Ga(y)lo
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>>57411438
might buy a 4chan pass today myself, you get one too so they run out at the same time x
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>>57411432
the lad that bought us beers at the pub after babymetal started talking about halo kek
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Poo just EXPLODED out of my hole
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>>57411432
wew..

Dormers have you ever watched Arby 'n' the chief?
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>>57411438
How much was it? Was it worth it?
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>>57411459
haha i will lad they're actually a great investment x
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>>57411260
think I wore EVA helmet with Security shoulders
can't remember chest
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>>57411479
$20 USD so around $52 dollarydoos
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ffs why do my laptop chargers keep breaking

that's like the 5th one in a year
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>>57411463
good lad

>>57411478
yeah back in the day

was more into brysi's songs desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJEnd36DeI&index=36&list=FLFaJkfDWIrKcZri27f7VMkA
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>>57411463

Third eyes closed all round then
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>>57411432
>it was only given out to about 20 people

you forgot to mention it was given out to everyone
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business idea: nail a kickflip over a wooden crate and film it
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>>57411504

>paying to shitpost

Runt
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wew lad this time it wasn't an email that caused my phone's notification light to light up it was a tinder match

stay frosty -- pics inbound
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business idea: laptop chargers that don't break after a few months or less
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>>57411522
your butthole must be so tight
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>>57411504
26 according to google might buy one when i get paid desu
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Going to work bye

>>57411535
looking forward to it x
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>>57411511
probably shit watching it back now, but it was funny when unironic lolcat shit was still considered good.
>>57411552
have a good one la
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>>57411534

Don't care
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>>57411544
is it you?

the aussie whos laptop charger exploded and he couldn't afford to buy another one so he decided to sort his life out?
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>>57411521
well yeah eventually but then it became irrelevant

i remember when brysi got it first for conedge

>The first person to get killed by a traffic cone in Halo 3 received the Recon Armor. (Please note that Bungie employees did not appreciate getting constant emails about being cone-splattered.).

kek
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im a failed normie. is that worst than being an autist?
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>>57411534
it was necessary
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>>57411438
cuck
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>>57411575
nah i'll never sort my life out, i'm just here to shitpost until my mum kicks me out and i kill myself
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>>57411552
Heads a bit rough but those utters could shake the foundations of our society
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>>57411602

Burn it
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desperately want to put my willy in one of my classmates
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>>57411602
>heads a bit rough
she has the same expression on her face as does an isis beheading victim
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>>57411602
She looks about 46 but cheb game in play
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>>57411602
good enough for a cheeky shag desu
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unironically could have gotten laid by a chubby girl when i was 16 but i had a oneitis at the time
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Height.
It really isn't a judgement as much as it is a reaction.
I don't know why, but when I see a tall guy, like over 6'3, my vagina automatically flexes and gets wet. I'm not even exaggerating.
That isn't to say I have something against shorter guys. I've seen lots of hot short guys who I would date in a minute, but I've never had that sort of automatic reaction just by seeing them on the street.
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>>57411602
hmm giz us some more pics
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how do you pronounce chebs? ca-hebs? sheebs? chebz? so many questions x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZWdiAKRcgI

that ovoxo crew fire again
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>>57411687
Shebs
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Job interviewers keep calling me 'genuine' and then I end up not getting hired

Cunts
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>>57411668
that must be a nightmare for your knickers hahaha
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Anyone else have a late first wank? I was 17
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>>57411687
Pronounced chebs m8

It's not a cryptic crossword
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>>57411670
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>>57411705
>>57411723
still dont get it ha x
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>>57411721
I had mine at 12, most of my m8s had theirs earlier than that
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>>57411731
>20 years old
>looks like 40
must be the sun exposure
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>>57411731
face isn't even bad tbqh
low res pictures always seem sus to me though
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>he doesn't live in america
>he doesnt have a good chance of randomly getting shot dead by some virgin autist

feel bad for you lot. bet you have to go through the act of knecking yourself instead of just walking into school or work and letting someone else take care of it
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>>57411721
>>57411754
puritans out
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>>57411685
Yeah, how dare those Brits expand the teachings of Darwin, Newton and Plato and Socrates and Herodotus to the known world

Literally every ounce of good anywhere in the world today is a product of European colonialism

Yeah it's no fun being ruled by someone else

But it sure is a lot better than sweltering on islands and dying of plagues. Those Abos better be thanking the Brits for electricity, air conditioning, food, etc..
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>>57411766
>face isn't even bad tbqh
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>>57411731

Would take acid with
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>>57411731
Looks alri here, go get your willy wet

>>57411735
haha believe in yourself and the answer will come eventually x
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Any lads want to volunteer themselves to be my slutty brit bf
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>>57411754
Same lad, my best mate got his first gf at 16 and was having regular sex before I had my first wank
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>She hasn't messaged me in few days
>Feeling low

Not a good feel desu what does this mean
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>>57411800
its not honestly. she looks like a bit of a nice qt girl
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>>57411800
>gif

fuck off
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>>57411769

Yeah but I have a good chance of killing myself from depression
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>>57411800
yeah alri lad show me who you're fucking
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>>57411815
*raises paw*
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>>57411815
got make a /brit/bender on lgbt you twat
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>>57411815
>shirtlifter
>lifting shirt

poetry
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jesus christ haven't jerked off in a week, my dick is on fire. no wonder mudshits go all rapey on women
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>>57411815
If I was a billionaire I'd get some cute sissy boys from /brit/ to be my personal cumdumps
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>>57411709
>Job interviewers keep calling me 'genuine' and then I end up not getting hired
Are you answering the 'tell me something about yourself that you could improve' question seriously?
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>>57411815
ok x
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All these benders smdh
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>>57411843
No furries accepted
>>57411876
Are there any here tho
>>57411910
Hnng dima <3
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hello thailad
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>>57411910
non good flag
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bored of my gf
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>>57411927
Hello
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>>57409727
>2016
> not cultivating islam practices
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aussies have some shit taste in women
can't blame them though considering they exist in an incestuous desert colonized by a criminalized british gene pool...aussies really have it bad
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hey thailad

how's your bumhole doing for my cock today?
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>>57411941
:3
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>>57411994
still haven't shown us who you're fucking
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>>57411998
leave my bumhole alone pls
>>57412011
^__^"
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Its me lads.

Got the wrong train smdh
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>>57411994
drop the facade lad seppo birds are at the bottom of the ladder

yeah i was with my mates once and one of my mates reckoned it'd be funny to call up these seppo birds to come over cause we were heading to some uni party, anyway they rocked up and my dickhead mate forgot to tell us that they were horrendously fat! needless to say we just walked away from them because they were fairly vile and got a series of angry phone calls a bit later haha but it was all fine and at the end of the night we all went home happy men. the end.
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>>57412033
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
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>>57411928
Fuck the Flag Institute
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>>57412015
i'd rather not stoop to your level of posting pictures of women who have spoken to me in the last 24 hours on 4chan for my internet friends to boost my self-esteem with
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>>57412075
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
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>>57412033
can I rely on you to give me a reference for a job application?
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>>57409727
> 2016
> not being antisemite
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>>57412092
he's not the one who posted the iamge of the girl on tinder i am and i did this devilish post haha >>57412063

nice armchair psychology you vile seppo rat haha
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>>57411906
Yes but with the path for and signs of improvement
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>>57412089
dont post at me

>>57412098
(=⌒‿‿⌒=)
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>>57412100
I don't see why not.
>>57412140
just lie m8
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>>57412092
you could have at least posted some disgusting tanned sorority slut but you couldn't even muster that
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>drop the facade lad seppo birds are at the bottom of the ladder
>yeah i was with my mates once and one of my mates reckoned it'd be funny to call up these seppo birds to come over cause we were heading to some uni party, anyway they rocked up and my dickhead mate forgot to tell us that they were horrendously fat! needless to say we just walked away from them because they were fairly vile and got a series of angry phone calls a bit later haha but it was all fine and at the end of the night we all went home happy men. the end.
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>>57412092
rekt
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>>57412186
yes about that weight range lmao spot on lad spot on
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I keep having dreams about killing girls.
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>>57412152
⊂(・ω・*⊂)
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>>57412157
Instead your entire country is cucked by them.

Makes you proud to be English desu.
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>>57412251
what happened?
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Going to listen to a podcast and then sleep, I won't tell you what though, use your imagination.
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>>57412354
Autism
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>>57412376
Gib NEET lifestyle.
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>>57412354
what
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>>57412294
absolutely ludicrous to me that yanks are posting photos of someone I'm friends with on facebook
what a world
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>>57411140

rude
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>>57412468
Bruce?
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>>57412475
lewd~
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>>57412475

paigeswedecuck?
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>This mentally Ill Swede
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what's the deal with houses prices haha?
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>>57412475
what did you mean by that
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haha look at this funny image i found on Tumblr.com LOL
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I literally have nothing interesting going on in my life
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really wish these bent homoposters would just stop desu
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>>57412475
me in the middle
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these hours of /brit/ are filled with the most depressed anons for sure
>>
>>57412329
Do they shag you from behind then?
>>
>>57412633
I want to die.
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>>57412633
Friday night degenrerate /normiegeneral/ hours are the best desu.
>>
>>57412572
do you like scat or do you just post it for shock value? of all the fetishes in the world, the only one i could never get is scat. water sports is kinda hot but poop is just bleh. i guess its the degrading aspect that arouses you, right?
>>
Who /bantchester/ here
>>
>>57412694
The Swede makes a good point.
>>
you all should be gassed, scum
>>
>>57412694
Ignorance is bliss
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tea leaf stole my jam jar lads

didn't get a good captain cook at him, but i think he was a septic tank
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>>57412720
Sorry.
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>>57412747
>captain cook
Butcher's hook, you twat
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>>57412753
answer me you twat
do you actually like scat or do you just download that stuff for epic trolling
>>
>>57412747
Is seppo the Bruce way of saying septic?
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just got back from home x
>>
ITT: Twats
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>>57412720
>god save the queen
i lost it
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>>57412720
me on the left
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>>57412783
Are you actually Israeli or are you a Brit in Israel?
>>
Can one of you cheeky lads explain Hamilton's Principle to me? ta xx
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>>57412861
Drive car faster than other car drivers
Shag Nicole Shirtswinger
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>>57412861
Fuck off you cunt.
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>>57412696
Pub landlord reporting in
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>>57412633
>tfw depression is getting better
>tfw anxiety is subsiding

getting work done, eating healthily, can see the light for the first time in years
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>>57412774
nah that's from made you look you dirty chook
>>
What should I message this tinder bird BTW her name is Zoe
>>
might become an hero to save lifes
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>>57412892
Hey Zoe, how's it goe-ing?
>>
>>57412892
Ask her how did it feel
When she asks what
Say when she was hit with a shovel
Her face is beat
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>>57412892
zoe give us a blowy
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>>57412848
ethnic jew with too much time in his hands
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>>57412892
zoe I'd give you a goey
>>
>>57412892

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>57412927
Well can you fuck off then you odious little goblin
>>
when my normie friend comes online i'm going to ask him what sex feels like
>>
>>57412892
"ah yes, very impressive"
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>>57412892
I want to hear you scream.
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>>57412876
*talk like a yank, behave like an arsepiece, be a fashion victim
>>
>>57412953
salty sandbags of milk and coins
>>
brisbane we made it

yelling bitch nigger at the police
>>
>>57412953
I asked a friend this and he told me it was like fucking a hard sponge.
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>>57412914
Yeah nice

>>57412920
Why would anyone say that. Have some empathy you soulless seppo
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>>57412892
>Are you a urologist? Because I've got a slightly below average size penis that needs examining.
>>
>>57412986
cringe
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>>57412986
Doesn't even make sense you dozy Bruce

FUCKED IT
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>>57412986
YA BLEW IT
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>>57412986
should have gone with what i said mate
>>
Suckig up all the (You)s itt
>>
What's that one regret that keeps creeping up on you?
>>
I wonder if 40 years from now there'll be snapback-tipping internet neckbeards decrying modern music and talking about how nothing can beat the classics such as Drake and One Direction
>>
>>57412952
rude
>>
>>57413051
getting into an argument about religion on facebook when i was about 17
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Anyone here capable of thinking 9 moves ahead of your opponent in the game of chess?

>(Me)

[Event "Rated game"]
[Site "INFORMATION REDACTED]
[Date "2016.04.05"]
[White "NAME REDACTED"]
[Black "NAME REDACTED"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1490"]
[BlackElo "1605"]
[PlyCount "72"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "1800+0"]
[ECO "A03"]
[Opening "Bird Opening: Dutch Variation"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "INFORMATION REDACTED"]

1. f4 d5 { A03 Bird Opening: Dutch Variation } 2. e3 c5 3. Bb5+ Bd7 4. Bxd7+ Qxd7 5. c3 e6 6. g4 Nc6 7. g5 O-O-O 8. h4 a6 9. d4 c4 10. b3 b5 11. b4 f6 12. Nf3 fxg5 13. Nxg5 h6 14. Nf3 Nf6 15. Rg1 Ne4 16. Qc2 Be7 17. Rxg7 Rhg8 18. Rxg8 Rxg8 19. a4 Rg3 20. Ke2 Bxb4 21. Bd2 Rg2+ 22. Kf1 Rf2+ 23. Ke1 Bxc3 24. Nxc3 Nb4 25. Ne5 Nd3+ 26. Kd1 Qg7 27. Ne2 Rxe2 28. Kxe2 Qg2+ 29. Kd1 Qf1+ 30. Be1 Nef2+ 31. Kd2 Ne4+ 32. Kd1 Ndf2+ 33. Kc1 Qxe1+ 34. Kb2 Qb4+ 35. Kc1 Nd3+ 36. Kd1 Qe1# { White is checkmated } 0-1
>>
need a new (and good) porn site lads. bored of all the popular ones
>>
I'm really high lads. really really high
>>
>>57413051
didn't take advantage of a girl when she had crippling self esteem issues
>>
>>57413099
Thought he was talking about of all time and not this week? Lol jks brah
>>
Forty (40) mins late for work 2bh
>>
>>57413129
fakku.com
>>
I'm quite saddened but don't wan't to talk about it, cheerio
>>
there's nothing sadder than an asian with average to below-average intelligence. he has nothing going for him, no evolutionary advantage whatsoever
>>
in 100 years the word quirky will be extinct
>>
>>57413132
Ooo be careful lad can't stand getting responses from /brit/ when I'm high but that's just me hope you're different, safe and well x
>>
>>57413051
crawling out of my mums vagina. was comfy and unthreatening there but noooo i just had to find out whats that stupid led light was
>>
>>57413179
>>
>>57413129
beeg is all you need my friend
>>
>>57413132
On what?
>>
>>57413186
that gives me an idea for a sitcom that makes losers who still live with their parents look normal

imagine a 30 year old man who still hasn't left the womb
>>
>>57413191
Is this some third party agreeing with me or are you just really cooked? x
>>
>it's a bored out my nut episode
>>
>>57413209

5 tabs of 1p-lcd
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>>57413211
Would be a bit one-dimensional desu
>>
>>57413229
Get a job laddo.

Still boring, but you get to earn £££ at the same time.
>>
>>57413233
i'll sell it to the yanks, they're really good at stretching stuff out
>>
>>57413051
Going to school in this shitty state ad paying out the ass for out-of-state tuition.

It doesn't bother me though, everything in life works out anyway
>>
>>57413257
I'm trying lad. This time of the day is pretty poor for applications as well because the new listings are still being posted for the day. Very annoying.
>>
>>57413259
I'm really good at stretching your mum's stuff out
>>
>>57413259
especially their waistlines lmao
>>
thinking of asking a girl in my class to drinks even though I already have a gf
hmmmmm
>>
lads it's 9 30 in the morning and all i want to do is get drunk
>>
>>57413375
would be inappropriate, to say the least
>>
>>57413395
whoever said that you shouldn't drink in the morning can get down on their knees and suck my dick, because if they don't they're gonna be dead, said stagger lee
>>
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>Army draft day (like a lottery, pick a red or a black card)
>Celebrity soap actor gets red carded
>Crying because he doesn't want to go into the army.
JUST
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>>57413402
she has big tits though
they jiggle around in class and everything
>>
>>57413438
Thainonce you narcissistic wank no one gives a shit
>>
Just one bullet, one.
>>
>>57413455
fuck you, some of us go our whole lives without getting a gf and you treat yours like shit

i hope you die normie
>>
>>57413467
generic mum insult #4
haha
>>
>>57413496
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>
>>57413496
never treated her wrong get fucked
>>
done 2 poos today

got an anal fissure so they were both a bit painful
>>
just ordered some modavil200 lads

first time trying it, not sure what to expect
>>
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haha lads, get this...

cheeky nandos

C H E E K Y
H
E
E
K
Y

N A N D O S
A
N
D
O
S
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ah yes, thaitwat the histrionic is here looking for attention even though no one gives a fuck about him. very impressive.
>>
i care about thailad
>>
>he's never had a girlfriend
LOL, as if you faggots haven't offed yourself yet.
>>
>>57413577
leave him alon
>>
>Thailad genuinely posts something no-one cares about
>He gets called out on it by an aussie and I agree with them
>The "histrionic" troll shows up and I immediately want to side with Thailad again
Rollercoaster of emotions
>>
>>57413590
not me, i hope he gets bisected by a tuktuk

i've stated this several times
>>
>tfw thailad will never post willy

truly the worst feel
>>
if you ever need self validation meet me in the alley by the railway station
>>
>Everything you post has to be interesting or relevant.
I don't care much for this gimmick
>>
doing a poo
>>
>>57413644

>shitposting

fuck off
>>
>>57413577
i don't like the cut of your jib, devon
>>
>>57413609
I only made that first post who's the historinic troll?
>>
hehe
>>
>>57413662
>yank
off you pop
>>
>>57413577
leave your attitude at the door
>>
Hook, line and sinker
>>
>>57413669

>>57413577
>>
>>57413698
zoe you toey
>>
>>57413690

>thailadyboy

wew lad, bit gay innit?
>>
found a carrot that looked like a penis before

ate it
>>
im glad thaicunt is relegated to off-peak autist hours. he doesn't deserve prime time /brit/ and i glad he misses out.
>>
>>57413663
i do
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>>57413698
You're welcome lad
>>
>>57413698
DIN DINS
I
N
D
I
N
S
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>>57413698
ask her what she's getting and if it has meat in it say "fuck off murderer"
>>
>>57413709
it's not gay if someone's pretending to be a girl baka
>>57413717
are you really him, why the reddit flag?
>>
>>57413741
>>57413741
>>57413741
>>57413741
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>>57413752
post modern humorous edition
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