Me edition
>>57407054
what was the point of that image
darker the berry the sweeter the juice
sleep is for the weak
surrounded by weaklings
>tfw you'll never piss into a girls fanny and pass it off as banter
>tfw you'll never give your dad a rimjob
>>57407077
I've drank my wife's son's
dap
don't play me or my son like a damn fiddle ever again
>you will never live here
fucking end it RIGHT NOW
jealous?
>>57407137
thats not real
thats a painting
>>57407156
bet you think you're real funny huh you fucking nigger
>>57407112
iirc there's no real smell, or it's overpowered by perfume or soap/shampoo.
>>57407156
stealing my posts before I post them, that's a new low
>>57407142
yes very
>>57407142
jealous of the girl ;-;
What's wrong with having a wife's son?
>>57407112
Please respond
>>57407137
>you will never live here with your fluffy crossbreed gf
JDIMSA
>>57407156
thats why i said i will never live there
FUCKING IDIOT
putting my bollocks in a jam jar full of boiling water
>>57407142
little bit, they seem like a well balanced couple iyam
weak white boi
>>57407191
*praises this post!*
>>57407190
fuck up cunt
>>57407211
wheel therefore wheel
>>57407167
If i was a girl i would let you smell my fanny thailad
>>57407137
you need to get the peculiar doll from the undead asylum lad
>>57407222
c-cheers m8!
>>57407171
shut that mouth before i put my cock in it
>>57407212
good post
57407212
Rather upset because of this post
be wary of message , skeleton
My m8 thought Israel was a Greek island ffs
>>57407251
>>57407254
post-mind
>>57407242
conflicted
>you will never live here
ENOUGH! KILL ME NOW
>>57407032
i must say this does not sound appealing
my ballbag smells pretty bad after a day or two without showering
>>57407262
>>57407274
I love fargo
>>57407274
*cuts your head off ISIS style*
He is at peace now
>>57407274
looks boring af
>>57407284
You really should shower daily.
I hate these fucking birds
Why won't they shut the fuck up
/brit/-yanks are the worst yanks imo
>>57407191
m8, have you actually looked at her face? she looks like a troll doll
*sets cock and bollocks atop thailad's head*
>>57407298
*rolls*
*rolls*
*rolls*
*rolls*
*rolls*
*rolls*
>>57407284
showering is hardly strenuous
>>57407314
>You really should shower daily.
Gotta conserve water for the drought
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XKEvClA-k&list=PLV8JMRCCMs1zaY6xv52UWO9xoNyLJO5MW&index=29
I never knew Austria could be so comfy and based. I love this video.
>you will never live here
*loads shotgun but keeps dropping the shells out of pure anger and rage*
>>57407325
*attempts banter*
vegemite sucks
>>57407266
*just shoves my cock in anyway*
oh, and by cock i meant my Smith & Wesson Model 500, tough luck friendo
*pulls trigger and your head explodes*
I got a brand new pair of roller skates you got a brand new key
>>57407329
she looked pretty cute when i was [spoiler]fighting[/spoiler] her
>>57407366
>Smith & Wesson Model 500
compensating?
>>57407325
>/brit/-yanks
branks
There you go, i just increased your syllabic efficiency by 100%. That will be one (You) please
>>57407354
Do you live the American dream, friend?
>>57407329
>>57407374
and i mean when she was visible so don't even fucking dare say it
>>57407339
>giving a fuck
it's not like the place will actually run out of water.
>>57407384
*keeps pulling the trigger*
>>57407351
any day not engaged in a shootout with snow-camo'd goons would be a day wasted there
>>57407406
>>57407409
forged by Satan to have its hammer never fall on empty chambers
daily reminder I was the one who re-introduced asterix posting to /brit/ and that you are all meats to my proverbial stew
simmer away
>He drinks Strongbow Dark Fruits
>>57407274
why not just move somewhere like that
its incredibly cheap to live in places like this
fuck this is where I live
>I am a meme inventor
Hat
*starts revolt against Australia*
>>57407431
wew
>>57407431
what's that wet stuff?
>>57407443
dogmatix best character
>>57407443
>meats
fuck off murderer
>>57407443
I sincerely wish you hadn't. Personally, I hate it.
>>57407442
ha alright then you fucking nerd lmao
>>57407467
it was unironically me who made the gimmick you just used
>>57407480
Melbourne
>>57407452
Strongbow pear cider desu
>>57407491
Hat
>>57407442
satan doesn't exist
>>57407443
i don't think so, runt
*lags behind you*
*unzips my +5 chaos bandit knife*
*is wearing hornet ring*
*backstabs*
[You were indicted]
heh...just more meat for my blade
I would unironically rather live in a nice apartment in a good city than some mansion in the middle of nowhere.
>>57407509
yep
i created that in the 'sync
cheapest way to travel to Canterbury? accidentally got a date at a gluten free bistro with a lad from /brit/
also I need to find some women's clothing and a convincing wig
>>57407490
It wasn't supposed to be like this
>>57407474
what
your all gay
>>57407520
are you the kind of lad who asks your mates to go to the bathroom with you because you don't want to go alone?
>>57407520
stupid eejit be silent
>>57407471
The American Flag looks like absolute dogshit. I essentially disregard every post I see adorning it.
>>57407514
satan exists, he's just God when he's drunk
morning lads
ready for another day?
>>57407514
mere adaptation of 3 other gimmicks
bad post, quite bad, no discernible talent
>>57407522
I havent ever started any memes but ive done kinda like /brit/ versions of other memes which i sometimes see people post desu
>>57407544
I thought only women did that
>>57407546
*blocks you*
>>57407524
>cheapest way to travel to Canterbury?
>>57407551
it's still yesterday normie
give me a hat for that one
>>57407528
trying to discuss asterix with you
>>57407554
i know you are but what am i
>>57407551
Why you up so early
>>57407564
dont care
>move into new house
>original single glazing
>cold af
>sounds like hundreds of birds living directly outside my window
AAAAHHHH YEEESSSSS.......
>>57407496
>Melbourne
>>57407568
>a game of pilgrims
what will they rip off next?
>>57407548
>I essentially disregard every post I see adorning it.
I feel honored
>>57407588
Dick
>>57407587
it's 6:16 and i have to go to work in and hour and a half
quite enjoying this lad's slow descent into lunacy from the "birds"
>>57407595
Jay looks a lot better these days
>>57407606
played like a viola
>>57407595
explain why melbourne makes you heave
>>57407609
kill yourself normie penis
>>57407614
Do u think its a metaphor for women?
>>57407614
they'll be in his walls next, and then he'll eat one of us
>>57407609
I thought you were a NEET
>dont care
>>57407620
Mike doesn't
>>57407632
(melbourne is in victoria)
birds been whispering things into my ears as I sleep lads
>>57407650
got sick of sending out applications every single week
>>57407658
Is that John Green?
pet bird called me a cuck
>>57407680
So what work do you do
>>57407658
im becoming quite fond of that particular meme
its a solid, and dare i say quite humourous, rebuttal
birds in the roof again
planning something
>>57407688
wasnt funny don't post anymore
>yfw your dad asks you if you've been seeing any 'birds' lately and triggers a panic attack
>>57407708
admin
http://youtu.be/ZoPCJisvlNE
Uuh lads...
feathers in the house again
I'm on their side because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6Qla-OQ-M
>so what's your job anon?
pet bird called me a cuck again
I hate this new trend
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459812104054.webm
You brits like this yes?
>>57407734
is death grips supposed to be like modern art? only pretentious hipsters pretend to like it because they can feel superior to people who recognise it's shit?
>>57407768
Birds dont talk parrots do
>>57407781
webm format has its benefits, yes
birds in the walls of my dope trailer
[muffled "talko likes weed" from within the walls]
FUCK OFF TALKO I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE YOU FURRY SLUT
when will they stop screaming
>>57407781
gifv is the new sexy file time desu
>>57407768
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
>>57407782
Death grips is good mate
downward spiral
ok that's ok you fucking yanks and half-yanks (Canada) just ruin the fucking gimmick once more you're inebriated hackneys
might get a ukulele simply because their very existence annoys people
balex are unpleasant at this specific moment in time
>>57407870
i made one (ONE) post
Tfw he will be PM soon
>ring 999
>Tell them i'm being harassed
>laugh in my face when I tell them it's by the birds
Help me.
Things people say that make you immediately lose any respect for them. I'll start
>I smoke weed
>I never cook myself my own food
>>57407908
I cook myself other people's food
*does something funny*
>>57407871
only if you're a bad player
idk who hates them otherwise
>gifv
>>57407926
haha wew lad
>tfw tired but know you won't be able to fall asleep
>>57407908
Islam is the religion of peace.
old m8 said this to me on Skype the other week, had to stop myself going rorke.
need a weedle
>>57407928
Is gifv even a real thing? I'm pretty sure it's just imgur changing filenames.
>>57407940
absolutely love /brit/ memes
put mattresses on the walls but can still hear their screams
what do they want from me?
>imgur
>>57407961
pretty common in viridian forest
>>57407908
>I never drink alcohol
>I call my mum by her first name
>>57407958
hella font
>>57407908
>I'll have a [fizzy drink] please
>Well-done for me! ;^)
>Do you have any ketchup?
>eewww no olives on the pizza guys!
>I don't really like seafood
>milk and two sugars
>I have a thyroid problem/It's genetic
>Vote Green ;^)
>Did you see [soap opera/reality tv/talent show] last night?
>
put mattresses on the walls but can still hear their memes
>>57407989
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>>57407961
I'll trade you lad
>>57408013
*strangles you with a link cable*
Ha. Ha. Ha.
It's all very funny isn't it? You didn't get woken up at half four by their incessant, piercing cries.
Going to take a screwdriver to my ear-drums any minute now.
>>57407908
>I'm smarter than most, just lazy
>>57408009
Thailad With An Attitude
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FkgRa4FdNZ
>>57408041
FONT
going to make te
it's time for bed lads
thailad what is your fav song
developing a new 4chan game concept (think 4chan risk and similar things). Basically a 4chan Golf game
gonna work out the kinks and draw up some maps but I have high hopes for it, just worry it might be too complex with a lot of players, not to mention making all the rules simple yet fair/fun
http://strawpoll.me/7284364
http://strawpoll.me/7284364
http://strawpoll.me/7284364
don't mind me, just trying to get to know my /brit/
>>57408086
I wish I were as comfortable as homer is in that image
>>57408096
Actually sounds quite fun
>>57408051
B)
>>57408091
I don't have a favourite song, I don't even have a favourite genre of music, just depends on my mood at the time.
>>57408097
fuck off normie penis
>>57408086
They're coming.
>>57408097
real normie hours
>i'm a vegetarian
>i'm a virgin
>I enjoy gay-posting
Dropped
>tfw not glen hansard
got the hair but that's about it
What do you lads think of Buddhism?
>>57408106
my issue now is figuring out a reliable way to measure distance
I'd think that the last two disgits of the post number could show distance but I'm unsure how to measure that out on a map quickly and easily without having to use legit measurements, making it harder to create maps and play
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n2GVNNPz2l
>>57408174
not as good as chakraism
>>57408174
I don't
>I don't gaypost
>>57408162
nice hair desu
>>57408064
>>57408180
I demand more
>>57408174
I'm a fan, it's very comfy.
there's a good chance most of us (virgins) will die virgins
>>57408228
Probably
>>57408228
Killing myself as we speak
>I like mens hairy, shitty, arseholes.
real nikkuh hours, (you) this mf post fa͏m
>>57408265
no, men like mine
just went for a piss and its safe to say i need to have a shower soon if you had to give me a blowjob at this current moment in time you would find the experience quite unpleasant indeed
>>57408228
nah have fucked 5 different grills but none in a year
>>57408211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JoX7HpOvwt
>>57408206
bit of a pain sometimes iah
>>57408175
just use a scale i.e posts from 00 to 20 go X distance and so forth..
>>57407054
normie
>>57408276
glad it was a smith and wesson model 500 instead then
>>57408174
I like it for the most part, very similar to Christianity in its seeking of balance and introspection, though the idea that suffering is something to be avoided I find silly because only by working through suffering through endless lives can one learn to accept it and eventually move past it, achieving true enlightenment as opposed to non-existence.
basically Buddhism teaches an escape from the wheel into nothingness and Christianity teaches how to turn the wheel on its side and see it for what it is, mastering it.
getting a new gun tomorrow :)
what's for brekkie lads?
>>57408301
nice x
>>57408358
faggot
>>57408332
you say that but
*howls at the moon*
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOO ROOOOOOO ROOOOOOO
>>57408369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQT1U1e4EI
>>57408349
Christianity is garbage
>>57408358
same
been looking at sig sauers recently, decided on the p226
do wanks feel better when you need a wee?
>>57408303
your aus bf is giving me hair advice on skyppe desu
i'll be a normie again in no time
>>57408358
PEW PEW! *Poses like a super secret operator soldier* HAHA YEAH!
>>57408365
Microwaved oats w/ water & salt ;^)
>Christianity is garbage
>>57408410
nice x what's the advice?
>>57408396
*tips*
>>57408400
alerted your local bobby
>>57408358
what one
>>57408400
no its illegal
you wont be able to buy that in the UK
>>57408406
no imho
>>57408365
corn flakes
>>57408425
use sea salt spray and blow dry it at the same time
ordered some on amazon but i think i might be a bit out of my depth x
smashed and threw away a bag of walkers
>>57408480
nice, i feel like i should put more effort into styling desu, even just to keep it under control
Converting to islam
>>57408313
that's what I'm thinking, similar to how risk does it.
also double I imagine could mean landing directly on the green and triples a hole in one
also thinking of splitting it into two phases, the field phase and putting phase once you land on the green.
maybe for extra gimmicks whoever wins a hole could get a new 'club' adding a bonus to their swings, and similarly hazards could add penalties to swings (or cause you to lose a turn in the case of water)
gonna start with drawing up a simple 9 hole game tomorrow
>>57408365
Glen Hansard
>>57408517
I think you mean lays
>i style my hair
how gay can you get
havent done anything like that since age 15
>>57408541
same thing desu
>>57408396
pretty pleb thing to say m8
>>57408551
all i do atm is vigorous combing sessions
>>57408551
>>57408576
anything but crew is for girls and fuccbois
>>57408551
i wear an alice band get at me
angry video game cuck
>>57408537
alri sound, look forward to seeing it develop.
>>57408612
haha simbly epic meme my fellow /v/ermin :)
;)
might leave a prosperous anglo 1st world country to live in a 3rd world brown shithole
anyone have experience on this?
very high on cannabis atm
>>57408612
>>57408641
Get a load of these newfags guys
>>57408526
going to kill you one day
>>57408592
I just cba keeping it short atm
>>57408659
Islamaphobe. Islam is peace
DAMN DOOR
>>57408665
logical fallacy
>>57408661
hnnng
is that sophs?
Head is cold af
Unironically want one of those sleeping hats
>>57408700
not an argument
