*bird sounds* edition
karen/maisie/hannah
Guess I'll see what capers the "lads" are going to be doing tomorrow
>Brits so slow at making threads a yank has to make it for them.
Embarrassing 2bh
>>57405122
shhhhhhh
some of us are trying to sleep
>>57405142
fuck up cunt
thailad did you go to thailand because you had gook fever
>>57405142
>>57405150
SORRY
>>57405150
this won't do
*carries you back up to bed and tucks you in*
>>57405046
>Have you been to Taiwan?
Unfortunately not. But i gained some contacts for skype for quite a while from interpals..
If youre easily falling for taiwan qts, better not visit that site m8...
>>57405161
he got into trouble with the Man so had to high tail out
>>57405194
did he get in trouble with the Man for fiddling with the Boys?
ummm leftists????
>thread wars autism
lads...
>>57405208
yes lad. fingered an underage paki round the back of iceland supermarked. fled from the local bobby just in time to catch a flight to thailand
>>57405210
why does /int/ love this cat?
ah yes tomorrow shall surely be another great day of socialising for me!
>>57405173
*waits for the opportune moment, watching you with beady little eyes*
*as you turn your back to leave springs upon you a buries the swiss army knife reamer extension into your spinal cord*
>>57405248
he loves food, americans can relate
>>57405235
kek
>>57405258
fuck off bernie sanders
>>57404775
>>57404775
>>57404775
made first
>>57405260
*its a hologram*
what will happen tomorrow in Brit?
could have had sex with a 20 year old single mother of two today if I wanted to
>>57405286
that's not how it works
this thread was linked first
>>57405260
*steps out of the shadows, clicks off stopwatch*
16 seconds, you're getting sloppy
*gestures to two underlings to drag the double's body away for destruction*
http://ricepuritytest.com/
scored a 94
>>57405296
a fat weeb will post under a japanese proxy again most likely
>>57405312
fuck off new cunt
One of my friends went into my work today and im not there baka
>>57405075
>*bird sounds*
birdcucks reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57405305
>20 year old single mother of two
Seems as this would not need the biggest effort, would ist?
>>57405367
I've been here since 2013
The rule has always been whatever thread is linked first after the post limit is the one we use
>>57405384
classic gimmick
>>57405408
been here since 1835 and you're full of shit
chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
>Day off tomorrow
chirp chirp chirp
>>57405408
No, no it hasnt
not linking to the new thread is an ancient gimmick, which new cunts like you may not be aware of
>>57405353
>69: ?
lel
>>57405353
>69.
>?
>>57405326
oho its like that is it
youre going to regret this
regret this a great deal
>>57405353
Scored 93
>>57405443
>No, no it hasnt
>not linking to the new thread is an ancient gimmick, which new cunts like you may not be aware of
>>57405485
font
why are all you cunts still awake
go to bed
>>57405485
>>57405504
what the fuck is your problem?
>>57405504
'ok'
Fuck Obama
>>57405520
wait
going to make pot and te
>>57405443
no it dates from september last year when i didnt know how to link threads
>>57405504
fuck up cunt
>>57405511
fuck you bjarne
>>57405495
classic new cunt response when challenged
>>57405248
his mouth is a bit fucked but it mimics a human smug smile
This makes him incredibly cute because he is a cat.
If you are particular about the """""""""rule""""""""""" how making thread, you Britain should follow the rules of /int/, don't you?
This thread is proper as a thread of /int/?
>>57405465
*cannot sleep ever again because of this post*
>>57405532
daddy
>>57405536
what the fuck is wrong with that cat?
>>57405542
is this some shit new gimmick you've brought over from plebbit?
>>57405531
>going to make pot and te
>>57405531
>new cunt claiming he invented an ancient gimmick
classic. check the archive
>>57405353
88
>>57405573
will always be three months earlier than your posts in the archive, regardless
>>57405504
Thinking of Lucy
>>57405504
Nigga it's 8 o'clock
>>57405511
>>57405520
>>57405531
>>57405536
so i say "go to bed" and you just ignore me??
no
this is not how this is gonna work
i am gonna count to three
if you're not in bed by then, i will get the belt
>>57405248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-Uccxiluo
>>57405593
did lucy come
>>57405600
all me
>>57405600
*puts on gimp mask and handcuffs self to the bed*
*muffled* yes please
>57405547
cringing at this proxy twat
>>57405610
No
g'day m8s
>>57405611
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>57405652
hi x
*drops a steaming log of shit right on your tongue*
>>57405652
Ah fuck
https://youtu.be/8phR94MbhqM
Hercule Poirot is worth fagging it up in two /brit/ threads
>>57405652
Are you the gay one?
want the Government to leave me alone desu
>>57405657
>existed for 10 billion years
>invented a cheese slicer
bravo faroe islands
57405670
*hides post*
>>57405670
i knock on the door
it's me goku
>>57405677
nah, i'm just here to post "doing a poo" and other nonsense
>>57405703
what did the please do about this?
>>57405556
Alimony
>>57405703
STACKS OF GREEN PAPER
Might do a poo
>>57405696
what the fuck???
>>57405713
Ah yes, very impressive
about to break this norway cunt's jaw
>>57405727
that was a different guy
>>57405718
arrested them
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Inaction-in-boy-s-killing-called-justified-3209129.php
>>57405758
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.
WUSSSUP
MONEY
MONEY
MONEY
>>57405776
But he didnt even reply to you
>>57405736
-grabs him by the throat- back the f*ck off!?!?
>>57405776
wake up to yourself mate
>>57405764
*doesn't copy paste the rest of the lyrics*
oh
it be pouring every time when it rains
>>57405657
>Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them
>dominant country
m-maybe this pasta needs a review?
we are unironically the most cucked "nation" in the world nowadays.
Not cuxked by niggers or mudslime, but the rich mofos that want our young generation be more competing for shit...
And whats this generation doing?
WAVING AND SINGING FOR THEIR CONTESTANTS/ENEMIES ARRIVAL AT THE FUCKING TRAINSTATION OR AIRPORT OR WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?
drinking my te and having some pot
>>57405763
Love, love, love this image
>>57405809
it isn't even 12 yet you fucking muppet
>>57405784
WHITE PUSSY
MY NIGGAS
GUNS
DRUG DEALING
>>57405812
nobody asked you
that's it lads
booking my flight to norway as we speak
pot NOODLE that is
tee HEE hee
tee HEE hee
>>57405814
tumblr_inline_naj24yuBKk1r10cix.jpg
>>57405828
It's not even 830
Get your shit together yanks
@57405788
@57405801
kill yourselves
>>57405842
[redacts post]
>>57405867
vocaroo some of your guitar skillz, lad
>>57405835
meet me behind burger king stavanger in 12 hours and see what the fuck happens
>>57405867
What'd you get lad?
Norway? more like Whoregay lol
Liking the other thread a bit better 2bh
>>57405867
literally live 30 minutes away from that address. going to intercept your package of nigger dildos
>>57405879
that link doesnt operate correctly either
i hate you for that
masturbated to cuckold porn for the sixth time today
think i need help
>>57405812
>Not cuxked by niggers or mudslime, but the rich mofos that want our young generation be more competing for shit...
oh no you have to work hard, boo hoo
>>57405917
Anonymous has liked this post
roxy
>>57405867
what are you buying? all that's in new hampshire is hills and trees
@57405917
>asstr*lians
>>57405917
Haha, nice one my fellow austrian
>>57405921
it was up to you to use your initiative and scour the thread for that filename
i thought you were an intelligent chap, but i fear i vastly overestimated your capabilities
going to bed
anyone want to join me
planning on watching something on my tablet
>>57405248
Because he tells it like it is.
>>57405927
to get to number seven?
>>57405951
three hills and a couple of trees
>>57405969
yes please
>>57405812
Will goymany ever wake up or are the people too cucked
>>57405957
hello?
>$50k/Month alimony
could you imagine being Brendan Fraser?
>>57405969
wish I could xx
>>57405927
VERY good goy
>>57405809
That episode of Spongebob was genuinely terrifying
had it on tape or something
gf just sent me this
>>57405963
dont post at me again or youll regret it
thats not a threat its a promise
so here's the story folks
>>57405905
Too late. Don't want to wake up the f4m.
Last year I used to post my jams and ask if anyone wanted to join meme genre bands
>>57405910
>>57405951
Guitar
>>57405920
I'll fucking have you m8 I swear on me mums life
>>57405989
Hello
Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>57405992
He's worth like $25million and he still gets royalties from thos Mummy movies
reckon he does alright
>>57405969
i want to tickle your anus while we watch gilmore girls
>>57405978
rather good
>>57405995
apply yoursen
>>57406010
i've heard that before, and here i am, still breathing
i see your words for what they are now; hollow
tricksy is what you are, and i want all of /brit/ to know it
>>57405999
sorry PBTHBHBH what PBHTHTH was PTBHBHTH that PTBHTHBH mate PBHBH?
>>57406003
Bet she sucks like a pro.
ballix are off need a sluicing and no mistake
>>57406020
it was running from the slaughterhouse
>>57406041
jesus MURPHY
>>57405995
Reminds me of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
It's 4:20 lmao
Successfully filtered: Norfolk.png
>>57406041
jaundice and no mistake
bit of a brainteaser for you lads, haha!
g'night
Fred
>April 04, 2016, 07:04 pm
>Kasich calls Cruz 'smear artist' over ad
>By Jesse Byrnes
> 35
>Getty Images
>John Kasich on Monday labeled Republican presidential rival Ted Cruz a "smear artist" over a campaign ad attacking the governor in Wisconsin.
>"They've spent, I dunno, a million dollars smearing me — Ted, Senator Ted, the smear artist," Kasich told reporters after a town hall in New York, according to The Washington Post.
>"They're attacking me in Wisconsin. For a guy that's not doing very well, they sure are spending a lot of money trying to knock me out. But they're not gonna be successful," he added.
>The Cruz ad goes after tax credits in Ohio awarded to the company Worthington Industries, suggesting a link to Kasich by noting he got hundreds of thousands of dollars from the company before becoming governor.
>On Monday, Kasich expressed frustration with coverage of the race, pointing to the inability of voters in Wisconsin to identify him. Cruz is favored to win in the state, based on polls, but he is pushing for delegates.
>"I’m up 14 points on Hillary in Wisconsin, and I’m going to lose in Wisconsin," Kasich said during the town hall, according to the Post. "It's unbelievable.”
>TAGS:Ted Cruz
http://www.xvideos.com/video7879148/rilynn_rae_and_luna_c_kitsuen
Now before I start off with this review I should clear the air a little;
I'm not a huge fan of lesbians, I find them very boring for the most part due to inactivity on the apart of the actors and general lack of sexually aggressive movement.
This however is one of those exceptions
Luna Kitsuen does a fantastic job as always, as do her delicious tits (always been a rabid tit-man)
Rilynn Raye does a great job as well but for the most part takes a minor role in this film
the heavy breast-focus, lots of gyrating and grinding movement and generally tons of energy make this a worthwhile watch whether you generally love lesbians or not. not to mention in typical Luna style there are always little hints of bondage with her piercings and collar, fitting for this where Rilynn takes the more dominant role, though obviously nothing compared to her more hardcore bondage/BDSM videos which are also fantastic.
the denim short-shorts on both girls are a nice touch as well
In total I rate this a soft 7.5 to a hard 8 out of 10.
might become a monarchist
>>57406100
watching lesbian porn is as much degenerate as watching cuckold porn or interracial.
might become an anarchist
>>57406120
VERY good lad
>>57406130
fag
heh heh, he'll never see this one coming...
might become a sadomasochist
business idea: canadians fuck off
>>57406130
not really m8
I just normally find it dull unless there is a heavy breast focus and/or lots of more active and aggressive stuff.
PSYCHE
might become an autist
>>57406151
who?
might become a frog poster
>>57406166
pre-empted
Might become an artist
>>57405940
So you did not understand what i said?>>57405987
The problem is the mass media and massive censorship of "socialmedia" due to the very restrictive justice when it comes to the limits of "free speech"...
A lot of people have been raided / v& here because they wrote a kind of egdy comment on jewbook / jewtube or something like that..
The mass media is extremely biased and likes the genocide of germoney very much. They are talking about those skilled workers, young families and fugees that flee from fassad (fassbombe=barrellbomb)
Shits fucked up
is it true that british girls
>>57406177
i bet this poster has reddit flags
>>57406151
>>57406180
ha HA ha, yes thats right worm, wriggle for your master
>>57406162
excellent post
>>57406175
do not concern yourself
Might become a "might become an"-ist
>>57406186
It's all true yes.
>>57406199
and thus began the age of degeneracy and white passivity
>>57406198
*sniffs*
*eyes well with tears*
*shuffles off to play in the corner by myself*
just poured some rum into a spoonful of ice cream
was delicious iah
lads
https://youtu.be/DF5uXCFM94A
Is Israel lad here?
>>57406230
*plays WITH you ;)))))0000*
might do a move to taiwan
just poured some cum into a spoonful of ice cream
was delicious iah
>>57406230
>>57406245
benders
>>57406222
grim
DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER
>>57406250
fat weeaboo
>>57406270
lmao stupid japs
lads literally what are the arguments for pro multiculturalism?
Don't think I'll ever see Lucy again lads
i'm the difference between indo and oregano
>>57406250
>>57406270
photoshop
>>57406284
They cook foreign foods
>>57406291
>>57406284
"muh vagina"
>>57406284
Have you eaten British "food"? Glad we've got multiculturalism there desu
Just thinking about the thousands of electromagnetic waves from cell phones, wi-fi, radio towers, radars, and satellites, passing though your body at any given time.
>>57406329
Rasheed
>>57406278
me in the picture
>>57406329
fuck off cunt
>>57406329
ah yes, hello rasheed
>>57406337
hello thailad
>>57406186
"It's true, all of it" - Han Solo, approx. 34 ABY
>>57406284
It's 2016
Bolshevik revolution infuriates me like nothing in this world
>>57406302
>one dickhead being a dickhead means all of taiwanese people are dickheads
Hello my name is thailad
>>57406245
my emotions is what you're playing with, sm bloomin h
>>57406373
this
>>57406395
>literally didn't imply anything of the kind
>>57406404
this
>>57406376
>>57406336
Tickles my chakras desu
>>57406414
Hello
>>57406424
Thank you
>Bolshevik revolution infuriates me like nothing in this world
Anyone here got a weibo account?
>>57406291
Imagine me banging her.
Do you feel better now?
>>57406329
don't understand the "british food is shit" meme
british food is the comfiest tbqh
bongo bongo bongo I don't wanna leave the congo oh no no no no no
>>57406408
psssh...........nothin personnel...kid
>>57406424
hello
>I don't listen to the Soweto Gospel Choir
what do you do with your time?
>>57406461
only JFs don't like it.
The food you grew up with is almost always your favourite, regardless.
>>57406488
hi
>>57406461
Oink oink fat fuck
http://www.youporn.com/watch/11131505/horny-teen-mandy-muse-getting-fisted-and-hardcore-anal-fucked/?from=embed&utm_source=gif-src.com&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed&t=86
Now this is a fantastic video, for all you mindbreak fans out there this is for you.
Mandy Muse, true to her name is drugged up to her tits in this video, her lithe squirming as she is brutally pounded in every hole only makes this more apparent as the extacy takes hold.
the intro car-washing scene is a nice little prelude to the actual action, it offers a nice little show of the actors having some fun and gives us a change to see Muse dance around a bit in the water.
The best scene in my opinion as reviewer is when she starts going off babbling away about her frankly plebeian music tastes, begging for attention as her ass is being demolished, and the guy simply has none of it. which I commend him for because his brutal treatment of the obviously drugged out of her mind Muse only makes this film all the better.
her i9nane giggling and generally playful attitude present a stark contrast to the horrible pounding she receives, something that I'm sure will excite all you porn connoisseurs out there.
final notes? I really appreciate the liberal use of oil all over her ass and pussy, provides a nice sense of easy entry, as well the scene where she takes the dominate position and goes nuts is both a bit disturbing and very sexy.
all in all a hard 8.7 out of 10
>>57406508
literally me
Hiroyuki is a pioneer in the world of anonymous communities, and can be thought of as the great-grandfather of 4chan. His creation of 2channel in 1999 sparked an era of anonymous-centric web culture in Japan that led to the creation of Futaba Channel, the site that inspired 4chan. None of us would be using 4chan today—or potentially any anonymous image board—if it weren't for him.
>>57406352
that pic is v. funny
fuckin chavs
*calls to muster*
everyone ITT
thailad how the fuck am I supposed to tell you apart from the other thailad
>>57406485
absolute tune
>>57406545
does it matter?
>>57406538
*presses snooze*
Hey Ma, theyre showing those wierd Japanese cartoons again