https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvIh_2D-J4
Child song edition
>>57378438
Are you INDONESIAN version of me???? >>57378441
>>57378539
Are you me?
>>57378598
yes
let's meet <3
>>57378733
Lets meet and hug <3
>>57378733
>>57378780
jelly desu
>>57378438
tikus makan sabun
>>57379481
>Pic
Your javanese bro died?
>>57379765
Nah, just a corpse of a Jew.
>>57378780
hug and cuddle <3
Test
>>57379765
your eyes need some more smoke theraphy anon?
>>57380385
>>57380446
Why the hell they didn't ban you instead?
Or maybe you're using dynamic IP.
>>57380588
I'm using idfferent IP's
>>57380588
100% haram
>>57380385
>>57380446
Fuck off, and go back to /b/.
yet another one of your stupid gimmicks
>>57381045
More gifs, pls.
It's a nice thing that you can hide posts.
>>57381182
dendi pls
goodnight
Samarinda Kalimantan Timur reporting
>>57384077
fuck your selfie
hey /asean/ im drunk, i can't make my dick hard. how to masturbate while drunk?
>>57388699
finger asshole and smell finger
>>57388801
my asshole are virgin to foreign objects and my fingers, dont make me do that
>>57380759
Did he explode in her mouth and then kiss her? what the fuck?
>>57389162
Drink more then read >>57388801 again
Sex
>>57391316
offender's
>Indonesian aviation
http://news.detik.com/berita/3179650/lion-air-group-benarkan-insiden-batik-air-di-bandara-halim-pesawat-masih-di-runway
>>57392354
penetration
Love you all
but i'm in sultan kudarat
i thought i'm the most special among the people here?
>>57395368
you want to be special? in mindanao?
you already know what to do. inshallah my brother, takbir.
>>57395368
You'll be special if you can post some pics of happenings
>>57394896
2gether :3
>>57395525
>>57395491
i'm going to kidapawan today, hopefully we can get some dead girls to take a selfie and rape it
>>57395613
I can't wait. Here's to hoping that you'll give us a selfie with a dead girlie
>>57396579
but seriously tho, almost every bus in mindanao has wifi in it, it's pretty comfy
Selamat Pagi!
IMPORTANT POLL MY FRIENDS
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/
>>57396735
most of the buses here don't have wifi ;___;
Morning!
Have a nice day!
>>57396898
>dat kodak moment
kek
Santiago
Y/N?
>>57401710
Yes. I don't care if she loses, I wont vote for the guy who has only his political career in his mind, a expat, a murderer, and a clearing robbing one.
>>57401950
Also, I don't care who the Iglesia chooses, I won't follow them or my mother.
Does anyone have the "iman approved" Little girl picture?
Panama Offshore Officers & Master Clients Count for /asean/ as of April 5, 2016 (9:29AM):
LEGEND: Country - no. of Clients (no. of Chans)
Singapore - 4918 (78)
Indonesia - 2961 (2)
Malaysia - 1784 (24)
Thailand - 780 (0)
Philippines - 572 (10)
Vietnam - 104 (0)
Brunei - 39 (0)
Cambodia - 11 (0)
Laos - 3 (0)
Myanmar - ? (?)
too early for dutdut/ marcoscucks stupidity and shill tbqhwy
>tfw no WAGEKEKS to bait with
>>57380759
>dat webm
Absolutely halal
what's for tanghalian?
>tfw still no bus en route kidapawan
fml f@m should i give up?
>>57395117
samoin
>>57395117
do you really?
Hello /Asean/
>>57378438
i really really like this image
i want to save it
>>57406220
hi
>tfw wagecux everywhere
Say hi to chang for me.
>>57407035
say hi to my dick up your mum's juicy arsepipe
i'll leave a tip just for you
>>57406220
fuck off, sandnigger
Test
>>57407170
(you)
>>57407061
>mum
Sorry to break your fantasy, but I live in my own apartment.
Bongga ka day bongga ka day
>>57407181
post nape
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.34_[2016.04.05_10.13.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QSvQsnM.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.34_[2016.04.05_10.13.02].jpg")
>not working at 7-11
>not working less that work hours
>not only owning a cheap laptop, wifi, and ref in your apartment
>not getting free wifi
>not getting free ref from coke/pepsi
>not getting free cranky laptop enough to support Yandere Simulator graphics
>>57407555
>playing yandere simulator
>supporting EvaXephon
>supporting the former /v/irgin drama queen
14 y/o detected
>>57407638
It's for graphical reference, moron.
>>57407802
If you want to test out your graphical preference (or benchmarking is what you mean), you can do it in other games.
Like Crysis for example.
>>57407555
>Playing vidya
LOL!!!!11!
Can anons give me (You)s before I go to work?
>57408320
here
>>57408320
love you malaysia
>>57408320
(You) (You) (You)
>>57408320
how many (you) do you want senpai?
>>57408666
>666
NIOCE
>>57408666
>666
works gonna be good
FINALLY SOME INTERNET
I FUCKING MISSED YOU GUYS
and yes, this is cotabato
apparently, one of the most terrorised places in the philippines has a strong globe signal
what the fuck
anyway, i'm on my way to kidapawan. let's look for mudshit terrorists there
>>57409012
that melon looks juicy
>>57408908
>>57409012
>>57409051
by the way, how many facebook likes will i get for traveling to kidapawan amidst crisis? if this won't get me a gf, then i don't know what to do anymore
Have you sent you janitor applications already, /asean/?
>>57409012
that lady with the hijab has a man face
>>57409301
If dubs, then yes
>tfw lunch with bakso
>Crush on Qt (9/10) hijab girl
>But we already BFF
>Won't ruin our friendship
What should i do?
>>57409661
Rape her
>>57409607
>>57409661
>>57409677
Which one of you has been posting meme arrows on kaskus again? *sigh*
>>57409661
>Crush on Qt (9/10) hijab girl
hijabs can actually fool you and it gives +3 cuteness.
>>57409759
Not an active kaskuser, only a silent rider.
Too lazy to Log in.
>>57409759
>*sigh*
*pomf*
>>57409759
shut up blake
I post meme arrows on kaskus
Ama
>>57410167
Ama
>>57409789
>Pic related
She has very similar face with that girl.
The only difference is my female friend wearing a hijab.
Is that still considered 9/10 to you?
>>57410184
>nose is too big
>weird eyebrow
>swollen cheek
>fake and forced smile
2/10 wont bang
okay so this is the story in kidapawan since the city's heavily militarized and i can't take a picture nor make a skngle ruckus or i get killed by random npa or get abducted by a 'goodwill' liberal party member (which is currently controlling the police here in kidapawan)
north cotabato has already declared state of calamity due to poor production and usually the calamity fund will issued to the north cotabato governor named lala talinio. farmers were demanding 15,000 sacks of rice from the governor until police shot a farmer and hid the body for the sake of media, worse, the sacks of rice donated by duterte and robin was blocked by the governor
manny piñol is supposed to be talino's opposition for governor position but piñol doesnt have money for campaign. the rallying farmers are said to be pinol's supporters
>kissless virgin
>has standards
Lmaoa
>>57410352
that's a lot of rumours. Are you a journalist? Why are you doing that to yourself?
>>57410421
t. Normalfag
>>57410352
Do you expect us to believe that?
>>57410563
then don't
as of now, farmers are currently inside the church/school just a km away from here and the governor is sending more police force
>>57410647
>>57410352
LIVESTREAM SOME HABBENING HERE FOR US
>>57410647
straight ahead would be where npas mostly reside. since i'm not a brainless suicidal faggot, i'll just call it a day and end my journey on kidapawan here
anyway, i'll try to take pics where rally took place. police are scattered everywhere
>>57410352
How can we be so sure those "farmers" are not the ones instigating the riots
>>57410521
>journalist
shut the fuck up faggot my english isn't that good. by the way how do i approach the hijab qt? i'm waiting for the bus so i guess i'll kill some time by trying to preach her about my religion which is the almighty Buddhism
If dubs, Australia is ASEAN
>>57410773
farmers started the riot and the police made it worse by shooting some random farmer and the controversial issue here is where did they hide the body
technically, the farmers are still protesting but they're inside the church and school near this place. once they step out of the church, the local government will file a case against them and jail them in the local prison
so basically, farmers just want their sack of shitty rice and call it a day but government wouldn't let them and the rice donated by duterte and robin padilla didn't make it to the rioters since the local government barred it and taliño is fucking pissed towards duterte
now shut up and tell me how do i court the hijab qt
>>57410836
Woah. Chillax. What's up with that language? That's not a qt btw.
>>57410836
Buddhism is a fun religion I must say as a Christfag
>>57410999
So we are blaming the police for doing their Jobs
>>57411053
Based Mar sending Sups to massacre the gommies
>>57411094
have you came up with any dumb conspiracy why people are still dumb and they shouldn't hate the local government?
and no, taliño is mainly the culprit so i guess the blame rests on her
>>57411053
SUPERMAN GOT NOTHING ON ME
pics to debunk that there is no such thing as superman
>>57411169
There's no need to. Its just simple framers riot the police tried to stopthem
>>57411345
Unless some NPA shit went down.
>>57411169
>taliño
Pulling a Frank Underwood on the governor
>>57411231
He's gone because he saw this?
good thread
>>57411056
Abraham religion is 'fun' religion I must say as Buddhism.
>>57411411
i don't know what you mean but i'm sorry if i can't convince you for being a hard-headed faggot
just stick with your stupid pro-government conspiracy and vote your beloved mar roxas, i'm not obliged to explain logic to you.
i'm done with kidapawan, now time to farm those facebook likes hehehehehehhahahahhahahaha
>>57378438
Does your skin do this when you drink alcohol?
>>57411569
I meant that the one you mentioned has bad blood with the governor that the local gov't turned against the farmers as well.
>pro government conspiracy
Gee, seems like you're the one who has some conspiracies to share.
inb4 I forget, have a (You)
>>57411667
No.
>>57411667
Only when I find something hilarious
>>57411569
You seem to be the one with the anti gov agenda here tbqhwy
Try your hardest to make it less obvious next time
>>57411667
Probably. Also when I'm embarrassed like pict related.
How many philippinos speak spanish? What do you guys think about spaniards and latinos?
>>57412021
After America colonized Flips, they forgot how to speak spanish.
>>57412052
Yeah, but it seems like it's still taught at schools, and there's the 300 years of hispanic colonization
>>57412021
>latino
kill yourself.
t. Cuban not latino or hispanic.
>>57412104
Who the hell told you that?
This must be bait desu
>>57412021
Fluently? Highly unlikely.
There are some Spanish words that remained in use.
>>57412104
>57412104
>hispanic
Iberian /=/ Hispanic
>>57412104
There's Dutch colonization here for about 3 centuries, yet we aren't taught Dutch at school.
Let me change my question then. Do you guys feel any connection with hispanic people or culture?
>>57412356
Some do, some dont.
For me personally I don't, but I don't hate it I would love to go and see Latin America before I die
>>57412427
>57412427
Latin America is a shit hole, that I give 2 shits about, my duty is to wall off Latin America from my land.
>>57412456
>my duty is to wall off Latin America from my land.
Godspeed, gringo bro
>>57409789
Actually in my experience if a girl looks good in hijab she's actually very pretty. It is not uncommon for uglier girl to ditch hijab and start wearing sexy outfit increase their attractiveness in men's eyes.
>>57412456
>1800+216
>still thinking walls work
pls look at Israel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_08_2GDma8
REMOVE KEBAB
WE RETAKE SABAH
KILL & BURN EVEN MUSLIM MOTHERS AND CHILDREN
>>57413117
Basically this. There are girls who look weird using hijab though.
>>57413298
>wanting Sabah
>still thinking Malaysia is still mastermind behind insurrection
>not knowing that Malaysians are also getting attacked by these inserructionist
>genociding people
>being edgy 15
>>57413298
Hopefully Sabah will be as developed as the entire Philippines after your takeover.
>>57413298
Also take Aceh while you are doing that
>>57413298
Please take Aceh too, faggot.
>>57413453
>>57413421
gib West Timor to East Timor pls
>>57413369
That's right, Sabah is Malaysia clay now
>>57413483
Why? it was part of Dutch colony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWt0OJ65Bc
Is she balinese or sundanese?
>>57413483
>giving slightly better developed area to undeveloped country
If dubs Australia is now great ruler of ASEAN and Indonesia is world superpower.
>>57413737
those accents are so fucking terrible
>>57413787
You know, if you were to help East Timor develop they would be your best buds forever.
>>57413688
So we can create the nation of Timor, the whole island.
>>57413737
Her name is like Malay so I'll go with Minang
>>57413737
>>57413843
omg I didn't even get to the "Australian" yet, that was so fucking wrong she can't immitate accents at all
>>57413843
I know it, Blake. I just wonder if she's Balinese or Sundanese.
She looks like my balinese friend, but I think she looks like sundanese a bit.
>>57413867
Izzati is Minang name?
>>57413117
t. Datu Rajah Kiram Kudarat Mangudadatu
Will somebody from /asean/ apply for Janny? I want a biased Janny that will focus on cleaning our thread
>>57413890
>I just wonder if she's Balinese or Sundanese.
>She looks like my balinese friend, but I think she looks like sundanese a bit.
how the fuck would I know? I'm not Blake
t. blake
>>57413865
We help them now, they're basically ours again now just like when they were ours. But now we don't need to give them money instead we can capitalize them after Aussie capitalized them.
>>57413933
>i want something but i wont do it myself
classic pinoy
>>57413942
>be indonboo
>don't know the different between each tribes
Blake pls
I wish I was a Blake.
>>57413890
Nah just my stereotype of Javanese name is like Ratna, Dewi, Susanti etc - or of Sanskrit origin.
>>57413968
>be indonboo
>tfw skripsi
I dont want to do this, I feel so lazy and unmotivated fuck
>>57414002
There can only be one Blake
>>57414092
t. blake
i should rape some qts in davao city so i can personally meet digong and have him autograph my shirt
>>57414103
with your blood
>>57414019
Ah I see, 'Fathia' is common in Sundanese I think, but don't know about Balinese.
Don't know about Izzati though.
And also Minang don't look like that. Their eyes are more sharper and their ears are caplang.
>>57414025
Don't lie to me, Blake. You know the history of Surabaya, and that's uncommon for average citizen to know it. You're basically an indoboo.
>>57414121
but virgin boys don't bleed when being deflowered
>>57414126
>You know the history of Surabaya
>>57414126
Izzati is a generic Malay girl name.
>>57414220
>being this denial
Blake pls
Gonna be a wagecuck, what should I expect lads?
Post profit
>>57414331
>Buying 100 contracts of Australia
Lyl
>>57414328
Penis in vagina
>>57414328
Diminishing self esteem
>>57414328
Wages and cucking.
>>57414349
German 30 are better desu.
Australia 200 are just cheaper to buy at that time.
>>57413298
Isnt this guy running for senator?
I'd vote him over that gommie Risa Hontiveros
>>57414328
What job?
>>57414628
engineering
>>57414639
What kind of engineering?
>>57414328
Tanggal muda
W-Why isn't he answering? Is he a garbage man who calls himself a sanitation engineer?
>>57414328
expect to be normie
>>57414856
Maybe he's busy, mister.
>>57414856
confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFX3gQHIroU
Im not gay
Just saying
el indonesiANO
>>57415478
hi M'laysia
>>57415498
greetings poland
ps. greetings
>>57412104
I don't know a single school here who includes Spanish language in the curriculum. How the hell will we even do that when the Spaniards didn't teach us anything?
>>57414856
He's a shitposting engineer!
>>57413369
>still thinking Malaysia is still mastermind behind insurrection
>not knowing that Malaysians are also getting attacked by these inserructionist
t. Mohammed Raj Abdullah Razak
>>57412052
Pinoys never spoke Spanish
>>57412021
BUILD THE WALL
>>57415732
>>57415764
what the fuck is with /b/-tier banters? Eww.
indons and malaysians should convert and be on the winning team of WW3 islam edition
with the west,you win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59JFycoBhnI
>tfw no wife to dance with
>>57415839
let us convert you all /SEA/men
KU JALAN SENDIRI
How is it going, good people of South-East Asia?
>>57415961
Good. How's life in the Tundra, Ivan?
>>57415961
bretty gud Boris, just burn 3 churches this week
>>57415961
it'll be really hot and sunny and it'll suddenly rain hard
>>57415961
I feel empty.
>>57415961
Smile outside, empty inside
>>57416011
Pretty noice. We have barely any snow left now.
>>57416015
Maybe it's better to let out your anger in a constructive manner? Have you tried painting?
>>57416085
Doesn't sound good.
>>57416096
>>57416105
Go eat something.
>>57415961
<GOOD>
>>57416114
>barely any snow left
GLOBAL WARMING?
>>57416426
Yeah, it's called spring.
>tfw you use grabtaxi and you tip the driver 1 peso
>>57416454
I thought Russia never stop snowing.
>>57416500
Do we really need to tip?
I don't, ever
>>57413945
r-rude! Stop bullying little East Timor! No wonder East Timor and Philippines so friendly with each other.
>>57416532
unless I can give them the exact fare I round it up to the nearest 5 or 0
wow
no tall buildings
trashes on road
and a fucking checkpoint when entering davao
the memes are real
davao is a shithole
i bet i can rape somebody here and get away with it
>>57416885
>rape
eww
>>57416936
>rape
>>57416885
Are you suppose to be the guy in Cotabato?
>>57416981
>rape
>>57416885
>no tall buildings
>trashes on road
What is Blumentritt
>>57417017
are you the "are you the one who..." poster from the philippines?
How do you confess to your crush lad?
I'm stuck here, alrrady date (going out) 2 times with her.
>>57417421
>rape
>>57417445
>rape
What sign in bonus? Some companies have huge sign in bonuses?
Is it some kind of scam?
>>57417229
>go to romantic place
>confess her
>???
>rape her if she says no
>>57417177
Is Ferdinand Blumentritt, Jose Rizal's close friend in Germany related to Gunther Blumentritt, a WWII German Commander well known for building wall to keep Americans out, building the modern Bundeswehr for Western Germoney during the Cold War invading France, Polan, and Rossiya?
>>57403924
too late for martard/binaytard stupidity & shill tbqhwy
>>57417494
>rape
>>57417229
why do you even bother confess to your own hand
>>57417229
Just tell her face to face
>>57417229
Just tell her the next time you go for a date and then kiss her after
>>57417593
>rape
>tfw no chink gf
>>57417806
>tfw half chink ex-gf
What does being half cast feel like?
>>57417676
Kiss in the first base? Really?
>>57418090
how does it feel to have chink gf?
how to get chink gf?
please respond
