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maisie
hate thailad
is a slag
lets make this thread all about thailad and nothing else
big dave's dad's a tax dodger lads. really gone off the twat tbph
I'm actually a big fan of the 'ah yes, very impressive' meme
>not using an exclamation mark for the "i":
\ʇ!ɹq\
>>57413800
what's it from? is it from the business card scene from american psycho or something else?
A man has been drinking alone all day at a bar...
And checks his clock.
>"1:30am, fuck. I need to go home now or my wife's going to ripp my balls off" - Thinks to himself.
>But as he's trying to get up, he falls awkwardly to the floor.
>"I'm just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up"
>So he asks the barman for a coffe, he drinks it up and 30 minutes later he tries to stand up, but again, falling to the floor, this time, even harder.
>At this point he realizes he needs to get home no matter what, so he starts crawling towards his house. After 40 minutes he gets there, lays down next to his (asleep) wife and passes out.
>The next morning his wife wakes him up and starts shouting at him:
>"So... how was last night, huh? Was it fun drinking all day?"
>The man is 100% sure his wife was asleep when he got home so he tries to play it cool:
>"Not really, just hanging with some coworkers... we didn't drink much... just a couple of beers."
>The woman starts nodding sarcastically and responds:
>"The bar owner called this morning, your wheelchair's there, you daft cunt"
post modern humorous edition
umm house prices?
how about them tories ay lads?
>>57413800
i think i was the one who started that particular gimmick but i cant remember
>>57413824
FON
>>57413771
can you take a picture of the outside rn? interested how bangcock looks
>>57413824
it's from that yorkshire university pasta isn't it?
>>57413857
Why would an australian make a gimmick that started by taking the piss out of the university of York?
Think it through
HOW DEAR YOU
>>57413988
miss ulster Tbh
doing post-poo farts
>>57413944
Not him but I was a big pusher for the York meme because some yorkian prole bagged out me uni which by all metrics is leagues better than his
Food for thought
>>57413927
can in 10 minutes or so, hol up
>>57414001
/brit/ is 10x better without that annoying cunt
>>57413857
why lie to impress some lads on /brit/ you dozy cunt
Need a brit poof in my life
>>57414024
this
>>57414008
hate those!
>>57414029
how can i be lying if i don't remember?
>>57414024
nah he's got a sexy voice
I don't have reddit flags Tbf so I don't know what posts he makes apart from vocaroos and vespas
NORTHERN
POWERHOUSE
thailad lives in a wooden shack
>>57414056
well it's obvious you didn't when it's a gimmick about York university
need to write a 2000 word essay by Thursday.
can i do it? want to do it well also
>>57414060
you can fuck off aswell you bender
Should I send this lads or nah?
>>57414116
>of true whatd you cop
hmm thought australia was strict with immigration
>>57414116
Yeah, she seems like she has a sense of humour, goe for it
>>57414116
tell her what you're really doing
shitposting on 4chan
>>57414116
Proper chat, lad.
>>57414136
I'm a #cloverLAD
If you can write at 120 words per minute, it shouldn't be a probably physically.
That just leaves whether you can mentally do it, guess??
>>57414132
you got that from a hello and I'm eating dinner?
1. Thailand ranks #2 in the world for road fatalities
2. Prostitution and HIV
3. Lots of drugs
4. Police are extremely corrupt
5. The government is extremely corrupt 6. Mosquito with malaria and dengue fever
7. Cobras, vipers, scorpions and giant centipedes
8. Pretty much no law enforcement of any kind (environmental, industry, traffic, etc.)... except to take bribes from tourists.
9. The education system sucks.
10. Human trafficking especially in the fishing industry.
11. The use of banned pesticides on food supplies.
>he moved here by choice
Or was he driven out?
>>57414041
Lol I thought your man had a giant right leg.
>>57413927
>>57414171
Moreso responding to "how's it goe-ing", saying "Heyo!" and "dins", and her profile picture
*problem.
Thinking too much about probability.
These captchas suck.
*Commits sudoku*
>>57414185
Jesus what a shithole. Looks like some of the pictures that came out of the Soviet union countries
>>57414111
dry your eyes
wishing i was american 2bh
>he typed out a massive list of "facts" about a country just to spite a stranger on the internet and even fucked up the line space on number 6
ah yes, very impressive
Unless you're gonna fuck her pull out faggot
>>57414174
i dont think anyone moves to Thailand by choice. unless they want to shag kids or trannys.
>>57414225
Proxy or Internet boyfriend?
>>57414216
does look a bit gloomy in the picture.
>I'm transgender
>>57414185
sheraton?
Only got 2 hours of sleep
Don't have college today
Still woke up
Had a wank
Now I feel like vomiting
>>57414289
Literally everything is the same shade of grey
>>57414185
ty
>>57414216
besides the few battered building on the right it doesn't look bad at all, looks like a regular city, might not be the standards of europe or na but doesn't look third world at all
>>57413771
Lad
Is Laos a shithole?
Thinking of going holiday there
I don't want to get killed
me irl
>>57414321
it's through tinted glass and just a quick snap, the colours are a lot more vibrant from the eye.
>>57414352
There's nothing there.. very boring, quiet place
>>57414371
http://www.timessquare.co.th/
this you?
>>57414356
Christ I want to ravish him and leave his prostate exposed and his penis bloody
>mfw my farts are that extra bit rank
>>57414382
Gunna call the number and ask for the the Austic British guy :~)
>>57414382
nah that's the king lad
Is Elon Musk the good guy?
>>57414321
thats the because of the lens not because everything is actually grey
bellend is moist and sticky with precum
>>57414410
>laptop battery car
Nah
>>57414406
yes, call 'the' number of the 28~ floor skyscraper
>>57414116
oh really? i like dinner too. we should get it together sometime
alternatively: lottie you hottie
wish i was american desu
>>57414334
>not up to Europe standards
>not 3rd world
Error
>>57414407
I remember you taking a picture from here
>>57414422
Show us xo
>>57414441
wish i was a little bit taller
I have an 8" long penis and 6" girth
Good right?
Wrong.
The head of my penis is bigger than the girth of the rest of the penis.
So when I put my dick in a girl, the head of the penis is the high point. Putting the rest of the penis in just reduces in size the more I put it in.
Despite my big penis, the head ruins everything
>>57414430
Yeah but everyone know you there cuz you are everyone's friend :)
>>57414471
Wish I was a baller
>>57414457
ever heard about developing countries
>>57414465
not in that exact spot, but yeah from the skybridge
>>57414474
there's many hundreds of people here on any given day
when it came to playing basketball i was always last to be picked and in some cases never picked at all
>>57414485
I wish I had a girl that looked good I would call her
>>57414472
Boo fucking hoo. Try bedding a girl when you have a 5" and she laughs at you and declines sex
>>57414500
Talk to me when they are developed
>>57414500
if you aint first you're last
>>57414430
there isn't a 28 floor, If I guess which floor you're on will you tell me if i'm right?
>>57414510
Yeah but you make it a job to be friends with everyone :)
>10 for £45
>50 for £150
>friend isn't convinced that the latter option is much much better
>>57414544
you sure you even have the right building?
killing fire giants
>>57414520
>not being picked for all teams
>tfw was a good defender in football
>tfw was tall enough to be picked for basketball
>tfw being good at sports did fuck all for popularity
He's on the 16th floor I'm talking to the secretary now
Did a ket ama
>>57414556
Not if you only need 10
>>57414640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
will dylann roof get the death penalty? hope not, he's a top lad
>>57414643
okay then, I'll leave it to you detective.
>>57414658
tell her I said hi
>>57414640
>tfw fat fuck
>tfw shit at sports
>tfw friends with everyone from the nerd posh lads to the chav lads
>>57414520
i once got picked second for a game of sonny bill
felt so good
>>57414700
>when the fat lad thinks they're actually his mates
Hahaha fucking hell
>>57413741
Addicted to Flumes new song lads, even though its pretty bloody poofy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly7uj0JwgKg
Thianon is really the CEO
He's russing us
>>57414723
But I got invited to the parties :^)
>>57414700
>tfw autistic loser with acne at secondary school
>tfw only a few friends through out school the rest of them thought I was weird
>>57414384
Sounds a wee bit gay desu
>>57414746
If I point out your mistake you'll just say I'm 'throwing you off the scent' but even if you were on the right track, why would I just tell you?
OIIII SHUT UP
*turns up volume on the telly*
Bondi rescues on
reminder that you're wasting your time since thailad uses a proxy and lives in sheffield and works in a tesco
it's been proven before.
fucking new fags.
Hate college
>>57414801
But there is no way that I could be mistaken, enlighten me?
thailad is a gay cunt anyway
>>57414861
I just go to give myself the illusion I'm doing something useful and not be NEET
>Mfw thianon is driven to work by his lady boy chauffeur then carried by his ladyboy stuff to his office where he shitposts all day
>Every single teenager in Britain takes drugs, goes to underground clubs and drink all night while having casual sex with strangers, gets in fights and life is just one big melodramatic drama
Ah, yes
>>57414893
E F F Y
F
F
Y
>Yank """""""housing"""""""""
Big narstie
>>57414887
Iktf senpai
My car insurance cost has reduced by over £100 even though I've had a minor collision (my fault) in the last year.
whats that about?
just got a letter from the government saying i have to pay a fine because i got caught riding my bike without a helmet and if i dont pay they'll suspend my licence
except that was 3 years ago, and i paid that fine, and i dont have a licence
>>57414911
where are all the shops?
THAILAD I KNOW WHICH FLOOR YOU'RE ON
>>57414893
>tfw your time in 6th form was more like the Inbetweeners than Skins
>>57414911
I'd rather live there than Britain
>>57414849
You've posted a Tesco from Rayleigh, not Sheffield
>>57414911
You should not be starting shit about a nations housing, mate
>>57414921
>Bruces need a helmet license
>>57414938
>tfw yours was more like /r9k/: the TV show
>>57414911
Pretty sure the American suburbs, having a front lawn etc, started out as some psychological experiment. I can't remember the source and it drives me mad
>>57414932
Which!?
if thailad had really been playing us this whole time i would probably kill myself desu
thank god the Yanks defeated those commies eh
>>57414968
why would I tell you, you cunt.
>>57414893
>stop generalizing us! >>57414911
Hmmm.
*drinks my Fiji water*
Ahh yes very good
>>57414887
I wanted to do history but then I thought I'd never get a job out of it.
So I did some IT and business course but I'm shite at software development
2 assignments due this week and im fucked for both
>>57414964
having a front lawn post-ww2 was a sign of newly acquired wealth
Business idea: Work voluntarily (without remuneration) as an internet janitor
>>57414983
Rude desu
>>57415015
I'm listening...
>>57414981
Bet they were 10 times cheaper than they would be here or the UK
>>57414981
at least their houses can actually be bought by non-billionaires
>>57415007
Fucking loved History as a kid. Then I had to move to Wales and history lessons were 90% the teacher just letting us fool around for 3 years, very occasionally we'd do some "history" but, not exaggerating, all we were taught were why Wales have hedges. That and something about a toll booth. LITERALLY all the history education I got out of Welsh education
Tummy is rumbling think Iv had it
do you live in a hotel Thailad lmao
thinking about moving to another state now so the queensland government can't immediately suspend my licence if i ever get one
>>57415059
You mean turnpike
Off to buy a new house today lads!
They told me it couldn't be done in Auckland, but I'll show them.
My name is Xiao Lee Ping. Remember that name.
thailad why are you ignoring me
>>57415109
Scared that we are close
Did a vomit lads
Fuck me
>>57415059
Language grades were so shit at my school (GCSE) they swapped to the welsh tests to bump it up
>>57415101
doxxed
>>57415115
''we''
>>57415146
"wuz"
is terminal 21 a nice place to go shopping?
>>57415137
My father bought the police station and their cars
>>57415101
Getting the paperwork done for my new house this afternoon
Its a great little property down near the railroad tracks, made of a top grade shipping container. Only 100k
>>57415146
Fuck off
>>57415118
Should have got more sleep, lad
2 hours obviously isn't enough for a grown boy :/
>>57415185
Sounds like a right bargain mate
Good hunting
>>57415189
Yeah and he's a bit more grown than most, 'ey haha
Get it 'cause
*puffs my cheeks out and holds my arms far from my sides*
hahaha you know
well good evening
If you didn't have to stand when a teacher entered the room at school you went to a non-school
If you didn't have to present your bare bum when a teacher entered the room at school you went to a non-school
>>57415282
*gives you a cadet-under-officer detention on parade for 4pm Friday*
Cheryl
Making an appointment to get some sleeping meds
>>57415318
Cradle snatching attention seeking tramp, not even cute anymore
>>57415318
Literal coal burner fuck off
>Indian music while on hold
*multicultrualism intensifies*
>>57415318
Too bad she looks like an animated skeleton in real life
>Studio property in London for the low, low price of £15,000,000
>>57415318
Where are her chebs
>>57414893
>Dude, you're turning 16 and still a virgin. What?
>>57413831
noice, I liked it
Lonely LONDON here, need more fellow britfriends pls join
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvJlVDy2
>>57415689
What does she mean by this?
Mates does anyone have that spurdo version of Davo and Darren at the train station?
The 'giz your lighta' guys
I got a chippy in the end
And a fruit salad
