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FOY edition
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cara.
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crayon pop?
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>>57418762
don't understand this image
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are nige
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>>57418762

missing Riley something fierce to be desu lads
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>>57418807
that's because you are new
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>>57418807
becuz ur a newfagit
the riley saga is one of the greatest tales in the annals of brithistory
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Girl here
Ama
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>>57418807
go back to bloody reddit then you snivelling little planktoid
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>>57418845
post penis
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>>57418872
Impossible
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I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
WHERE BEERS FLOW AND MEN CHUNDER
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>>57418779
Want her to punch me with her strong, armoured fists.
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>>57418836
>>57418843
>>57418846
not that new been here for 2 years Tbh
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>>57418955
be silent you abject runt
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>>57418846
>not browsing reddit and 4chan at the same time

Yikes, being hamstrung because of what some freaks on an anime forum think of you
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dislike immigrants but voting to stay because it will annoy the english Lol
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maisie
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>>57418931
ok?
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>>57418981
Tom
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just got my vote leave propaganda letter in the post lads

joke's on them, i'm already voting leave haha
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>>57418925
More like women blow
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going to work lads
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>>57419110
what you gonna make them do?
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Mum's making me sign on but I'm too afraid
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>>57419052
good lad
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>>57419052
jokes on you my vote cancels yours out
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>>57419128
suck my willy
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>>57419139
:(
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My stomach and arse are on fire, too much poopy food today
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>>57419145
wew
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childish insects do not realise that what they're fighting over, the flags their posts bear on an online image board, was spurred on by me: the puppeteer
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>>57419077
That verse is beers flow innit? It goes with the chunder bit anyway
>>57419139
I'm voting leave as well cunt
2-1
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listening to some sick tunes whilst on hold lads
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>>57419147
more like your vote cancels his vote out

good lad
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>>57419147
jokes on me because i'll spoil my paper by writing ' this is to annoy that little runt on 4chan's international /brit/ thread'
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>>57419185
haha yeah thanks

>>57419193
good lad
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>wah why can't I be racist
Sorry white people maybe you shouldn't have destroyed half the planet's culture, committed genocide, and generally behaved like immoral bullies

reminder: it's OUR music. You're just peeking in, hoping to get a contact high from exposure to actual culture
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>>57419193
>telling them about our secret club
pls no
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wondering how many people phone up government numbers demanding to speak to the prime minister Lol
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>>57419224
>white people

english people would be a more accurate name
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>>57419170
Knight to E4

Checkmate
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>>57419257
True, if you're not English you aren't white anyway
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>>57419310

this
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*calls Cameron"
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Is anyone truly white?
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>>57419257
the Irish diaspora in the United States is notorious for their violence against blacks and other minorities. Many prominent racists and preachers of hate around the globe hold Irish heritage, not to mention the Irish's history of raping young catholic boys

simply because you never were able to develop the technology to leave your craggy shit island doesn't mean you aren't hateful soulless inbred animals like the rest
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>>57419332
alri
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>>57419332

might unironically to warn him about the hotbed of extremist zenophobia that lives on this board
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>create reddit account for pure banter
>make posts attacking Islam
>get hundreds of upboats
>make posts attacking Catholicism
>get post removed and a warning from moderator

Ah excellent, very good
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>>57419338
I am, I think.
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>>57419369

learn to spell, dickhead
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>>57419343
>never were able to develop the technology to leave your craggy shit island
>Many prominent racists and preachers of hate around the globe hold Irish heritage

so which is it then you lying faggot
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>>57418779
your parents are ashamed of you and would be relieved if you died
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>>57419386
haha i did that on purpose you are nothing but a fish in a shoal
*snaps my jaws at you*
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>Conservative mayoral candidate did not know which football team plays at Loftus Road or location of Museum of London

just give >us City Hall now
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>>57419373
>why yes I do come to a different online forum to discuss what I did on another completely irrelevant website
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>>57419338
well anglo-saxons invented the concept, so yes at the very leas by definition anglos are white
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>>57419369
>zenophobia
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>>57418762
No source
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>>57419437
>anglo-saxons invented the concept,
proofss????
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>>57419433
neutral qpr fan here
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who /britishJOI/ here
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>>57419395
the irish leeched off the technology and vessels of the british to travel and spread their vile pale skin across the planet. to this day Ireland still has not formed a functional navy
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>>57419452
the last bit of this .gif is so fucking funny
Jesus
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hello

hey

hi
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>>57419433
>London election
>choices are a polish prince, a paki or a jew

Ah excellent, how representative
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>>57419479
Reddit
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>>57419452
>not being scared of reality bending paradoxes
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>>57419401
literately just got off the phone with my father asking me if I wanted to go knock a few ball out down the driving range after work

try again lad
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>all these mad Huns jealous of the based Irish lifestyle
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eating banana on bread ama
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>>57419572
toasted?
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>>57419437
What about Anglo-Normans?
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>>57419572
ever seen a girl eating a banana in public?
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>>57419589
normans????? NORMANS OUT ROOO
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>>57419589
REEEEEEEE
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Oi proime ministah fuck off
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>>57419586
no

>>57419601
ye i winked at her and she covered her face laughing really uncomfortably
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>>57419538
if he knew you spent all day every day on here posting pictures of a gay chink pop band designed for prepubescent girls he would disown you lad.
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>>57419615

AAAAANDY
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Is there a thrill when you do a Tim tam slam
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>>57419624
font

>>57419612
>>57419604
normans are patrician brits. like cara and emma watson

saxons are basically what turned out to be northerners
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>>57419459
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people

hmm, apparently the term as a racial concept was started by the spanish during the atlantic slave trade, how ironic. it was definitely popularized in america by WASPS though

>In the 16th and 17th centuries, "East Asian peoples were almost uniformly described as white, never as yellow."[15] Michael Keevak's history Becoming Yellow, finds that East Asians were redesignated as being yellow-skinned because "yellow had become a racial designation," and that the replacement of white with yellow as a description came through scientific discourse.[16]

kek
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>>57418982
>shooting yourself in the foot just to spite your betters

worthless tier 2 brit
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>>57419433
Khan does seem like a half decent bloke in some ways. Not all that clued up on him, but from what I've seen/read he seems alright.
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I am:
○ Anti-reddit
○ Anti-anime
○ Anti-yank
○ Anti-Rasheed
○ Anti-EU

○ Pro-white
○ Pro-leave
○ Pro-UKIP
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AWOOOOOOOOOGA
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>>57419638
doubt it
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>>57419657
wasps are literally more jew than jews in their behaviour. thats how they pinned all their 'sins' on the real jew
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>>57419692
Shit cover, HERE is the OG one
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>>57419434
not him but
I keep posting my reddit stories just because I know it makes you mad
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>>57419724
Tried finding that one haha
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>>57419671

scots are tier 3 these days 2bh
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>>57419725
Ahh yes, exactly what a twelve year old would do
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>>57419736
>tfw they made a bunch of shitty minimalist covers
FFS
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Wife's daughter just got this tattoo...

Anyone know what it means?
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SYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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>I dislike anime
>Let's see what website is suitable for me? Ah yes 4chan, perfect

>I dislike foreign cultures
>let's see what board is suitable for me. Ah yes, international. Perfect
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damn horrible histories was so GOAT
also props to those guys who did the TV show on CBBC it was really good
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>>57419762
triggered me beyond belief

also
gorgeous georgians was the best
>>
me
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>>57419770
fantastic post
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>>57419799
this was better
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>>57419770
Go to your designated anime boards then. And take the k-pop cunts with you
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>>57419699
>hi dad
>yes that's my folder of chink pop stars from a band made for little girls
>yes that's right, for little girls
>yes, 8000 files, i know
>i need so many because collecting them and posting them on an internet forum is my main hobby
>yes i do it all day every day
>come back dad
>d-dad?
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>>57419837
the whole website was invented for weebs.
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we're going to leave the EU so we can import more pakis and indians
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'ello
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>>57419689
Forgot to add:
○ Anti-kpop
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>>57419869
Fuck you. Leave
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>>57419764
she is implying that if she was a playing card she would be the queen of spades

but based on the fact she actually got this tattoo shes more like a 2 of hearts
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>>57419874
really like the dot thing you've got going there
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GET THE FUCK OUT ANIME KPOP WEEB CUNTS FFFFFFFUCCCKKING REEEEEE
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BINKAS
BUNKIS
BINKIS
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>I'm from Scotland and I hate the English, what forum would be suitable for me?
>Ah yes, the /brit/ thread populated mostly by citizens of England
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>>57419869
thats why you cunts have about 7 boards
so pick one and fuck off
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>still have me old HH book
Feels great
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>>57419848
>>57419909
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Lads is there any point to a FitBit or is it just a meme?
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i like anime lol
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>>57419942
If you're just after calorie counting you can use My Fitness Pal instead of the FitBit app, but if you want a wake-up call for how inactive you really are, FitBit will do that
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Why are Scots so subhuman
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>>57419689
>anti-anime
Well, I generally agree with this. At least in spirit. I can count a handful of classic ones, but anything current? Nope.
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>>57419931
use a less expensive camera next time you wally

picture took about 10 mins to load
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>>57419942
just a meme, maybe useful if you're a distance runner but I'd still call it a waste of money.
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Not a fan of anime?

I know a perfect website for you
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>>57419942
All phone apps are memes, snap chat will be dead in 2 years and will be replaced with a trendy new one that does exactly the same thing.
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>>57419988
read the whole post and then FOY
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>>57419975
>whinging like a trampled bagpipe
lmao
Why are Scots so incapable of handling banter?
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>scotland won't get nuked in your lifetime
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*puts anime and kpop in the bin*
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scots are absolute fairweather cucks arent they.

failed at expanding beyond their own miserable shores and beg to join the union only to cuck themselves hard 300 years later.
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>>57419942
theyre utter shit
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buying a new pair of jeans and a hoodie lads
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>>57420038
Literally not worth the nuke
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*removes anime and kpop from the bin*
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Could you actually imagine BEING Scottish?
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>>57420072
*takes said bin*
*grabs the anime and k pop*
No
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>>57419988
Fuck off, Yowamushi Pedal is GOAT
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>>57420072
*takes anime out, runs it under the tap then puts it back on the shelf.*
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>>57420030
If I have work today, then your autism can have a break then.

>yank
Be saltier than your chips m8.
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>>57420087
pics?
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>woosh all dish den
Which one of your meme regions speak like this
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>>57420130
not that hoodie though, a zip grey one instead
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>>57420116
>anime about cycling
sounds boring af m8
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>>57419470
excellent meme

haven't seen this for fucking ages
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>>57420140

australia
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>>57420116
If it's not better than 5 Centimeters Per Second then it's not good at all.
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>>57420151
washed ones look better imo
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*watch as the weebs try to save their precious weeb shit*
*call in tactical nuke on bin*
*raises earth where weebs died so nothing can grow*

ah yes, perfect.
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*puts anime and kpop BACK into the bin*
*dustbinman arrives and takes it away*
*give a nod to him and tip my pipe as the anime and kpop are sent off to their new home at the tip*
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>>57420140
the region of British stereotypes on yank TV
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>>57420151
ooh, you'll be the talk of the jobcentre waiting room.
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>>57420156
>being so fat you can't even watch an anime about exercise
My condolences
>>57420173
>5 centimetres per second
I prefer Garden of Words but good taste
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>>57420151
>non-americans wearing jeans

makes me smirk everytime
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what's for lunch lads
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>>57420192
Weeb shit is utter shyte. I wouldn't watch it. Nuke it off the face of the Earth, please!
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>>57420263
go wear cargo shorts you fat yank
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*puts australia in the bin*
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>>57420268
mummy made me a jacket potato with tuna mayo
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*put on my radiation suit*
*remove anime from the fallout zone*
*go to the tip*
*take my kpop out*
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>head of the local BNP is a cunt who posts messages like "tipping my fedora and vaporiser" in the library while the leftists flee in terror"

jesus fucking christ thank god ukip exists
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>>57420268
worms with mandarin and cottage cheese apperently
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>>57420193
Alright that's it
*gets the world out*
*stops time*
*in the midst of 5 or so seconds the anime and kpop are rescued from the dustbinman*
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>>57420268
Innocent Smoothie™
>>
>be young
>parents nip into sainsbury's
>leave me in the car, cotching
>listening to Horrible Histories Vile Victorians on tape over mum's Ford fiesta soundsystem (bangin)
>gets to the part where some bird takes in orphan kids and then murders them
>tape is proper scary
>start crying
>piss myself

dad was fuming
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>>57420268
What the fuck is that
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>>57420306
the BNP ceased to be a poltical party quite some time ago so whoever that man is he is a liar
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>>57420263
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>>57420317
TWO
POINT
SIX

2
.
6
GRAMS
R
A
M
S


FIBRE
I
B
R
E
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>>57420268
cheese roll
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>>57420268
I had a chippy and a fruit salad
The macca queue was too long
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>>57420362
>average american
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rofl i wanna kill myself lol
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going to do a splif
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>>57420268

Rustlers burger. Cup of tea. A cig or 2. Can of coke. Anything after that depends on the missus and if she's got me anything decent from tescos even tho I keep telling her to go to sainsburys with my nectar card
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>I watch anime
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>>57420268
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>>57420300
I fucking hate jacket potato
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just about had it with these ausgaylians in this thread
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>>57420279
Yue best girl
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>>57420268
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>>57420439
all me
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wew lads, got an interview for a waiter job
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>>57420422
I like the skin but not the mash
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>>57420392
i think that was the point
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
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>never been caught wanking

I missed my calling as a secret agent
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>>57420400
dat Wigan kebab
>>57420404
just realised I've not blazed in ages
final term at uni is a cunt, turned me into a right boring bastard
>>
>>57420400

No gravy?
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>>57420439
all me
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>>57420362
That guy could throw a $500 suit in the trash and walk away whistling. He's that rich. Yet, he dresses like that. I'm a yank and yet this is the most confusing thing I've ever seen. It's not the first time I've seen this pic and I bet it won't be the last, but damn it that's weird. It's WEIRD.
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>>57420474

gravy inside the pie lad
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>>57420417
speed peas
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which one of you did this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35967843
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>>57420470
Same; dunno how people manage to get caught. It's difficult to even get into the right mood if there's a risk of being caught.
>>
>>
got asked out on a date today by a girl
told her I just started seeing someone else (I haven't)
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>>57420492

Steak and kidney? Can't believe no gravy on chips tho. The whole pic caused me some discomfort.
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*smacks lips*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7NwWFOsthM
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>>57420499
She's probably in Syria now
>>57420520
Poor photoshop
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>>57420472
I know lad its awful, tough it out tho just need to shit out that honours project now
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>tripfags
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>>57420441
I like your taste. See? We can find common ground.


Nodoka is the OTHER best.
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>Vitamin D 'heals damaged hearts'
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>>57420491
If I was so rich money wasn't an issue I would probably spend most of my time wearing slightly unclean sweatpants and jumpers
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>one nan rushed into hospital yesterday and will probably need a pacemaker

>other nan going in for an operation to have her heart valve replaced tomorrow, and she also has breast cancer
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>>57420523
kek that happened to me

>girl at work asks me out
>I say i'm flattered but I have a gf (no gf)
>want to ask a different qt out
>ask other girl out like 2 weeks later
>she says no because I have a gf
>ask her what she means
>she said the other girl told her i had a gf
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>>57420582
>other nan is peshwari
>>
>>57420572
>Weebshit
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>>57420580
you could have a maid bringing you new clothes every few hours
>>
>>57420582
>still having living grandparents

are you literally 12
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just finished my homework lads

i've been afk for 43minutes x
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>>57420634
>ket
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>>57420629
20, only one has died so far
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need a (you)
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>>57420634

am i reading those prices right?
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>>57420624
I deleted my weebshit folder just because I realized the power of being a one-shot nobody.


Also, why let Aussies and K-pop tards have all the fun?
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>>57420595
are you me?!
>>
Lads Germany is shit don't know why I bothered coming here
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>>57420626
I could, but I wouldnt. The point is if you are that loaded you can just focus on enjoying life, instead of dressing yourself up like some cheap whore because you are worried about what people might think of you
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>>57420499
toasted

they're probably looking for a body at this point
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>>57420661
>yfw the rhyme never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg
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>>57420713
yes ket is free and cocaine is a low low price of £2.51
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that is correct lads i have finished my homework and am now typing it up on google docs
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>>57420666
>Has three living grandparents
>Gets trips
>I only have one grandparent and singles

IT'S NOT FAIR
>>57420668
Here ya go lad
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>>57420752
oi thanks mate much appreciated
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>>57420733

nice one mate
>>
Reminder that Trump is a shit businessman and literally anyone could do what he does with that inheritance
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>>57420713
How so? Was planning on moving there.
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>>57420752
Don't worry, I heard plenty of mums go to Iceland
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ummmmmmmmmm leftists??????????????????
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>>57420747
go on then lad lash it here I'll have a read
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got a rumbly tummy lads

can't afford food haha
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>>57420789
>>
>>57420752
you're a good lad finnlad, gotta say your posts around here are alright

alright stay in touch lad see you around x
>>
What do I do now? Do I tell her about how she should feel honoured that she's the first tinder match I've gotten since I installed it 2 days ago jks brah that's what that flop did earlier lmao
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>>57420809

One less NEET
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>>57420825

fuck you it worked.
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>>57420825
Ask to exchange bodily fluids
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>>57420809
F O
O D

B A
N K
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>>57420838
i'm on 38k pal
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>>57420595
>live in small town
>really like this girl but haven't asked her out
>pretty sure she likes me, always says hello and smiles when I see her
>asks what I'm doing over the weekend
>tell her I'm working and that I don't really go out much
>be out around town on the weekend with my sister picking up baby clothes for my uncle as he just had a little one the week before
>she sees me, walks past, doesn't even say hello
never saw her again after that, it was like she was avoiding me
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need a pro-brexit qt gf lads
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>>57420809
giz yer paypal I'll send you a tenner
>>
Bugger all on at the flicks
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>>57420825
doxxed

Also, say "It's just as boring as it sounds. Could you get us free drinks then?"
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>>57420787
Your mum goes to Iceland every night for a shag mate
>>
BANKERS
>>
Got a spot right in the crease of my nose, deep under the skin. Upon prodding with a needle, only puss comes out, no sebum. Luckily it's not very visible.
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>>57420885
L E X I E
>>
bellend smells like skips
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>>57420877
You have the 'tism lad, welcome to the club.
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>>57420906
rude
she goes for these
>>
Benzo eye twitch is getting worse
>>
>>57420901
pretty good line desu
>>
>naming your country after a cheap frozen food supermarket where single mums shop to buy chicken nuggets and potato wedges for their shitty mixed race little shit kids
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buying gf
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>>57420078
24-carat post
>>
I wish they privatised the NHS already so I wouldn't have to wait for all the immigrants to get their preferential treatment first. Americans are fucking lucky
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>>57420791
gotta type it up but me back aches and the misses is hounding at me
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>>57420954
you really need to stop being addicted to that shit
>>
>>57420970
offer?
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>>57420950
I give her my salt pudding every night m8
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>>57420825
ask her for free piss and tell me what pub so i can get free piss
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>>57420921
Are you saying you want sebum on your face, mate
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>>57420960
peter andre shops there mate so wind your neck in

where else am I going to get sweet chilli chicken tikka prawns on a cocktail stick
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>>57420990

Get bupa then
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>>57420998
20k + addy platebody
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>>57420778
Yeah, none of the candidates are worth the money being thrown around.
>>
>>57420950
>Serving suggestion
>on a plate, with a fork
OOH FUCKING WELL DONE
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>A FUCKING CHECKERBOARD
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>>57420990
>not having free BUPA cover with your job
>>
>>57420960
genuinely cannot figure out which supermarket you mean
>>
>>57420877
bl la

girls dont take rejection well
>>
>>57420990
>Dad pays taxes his whole life
>needs a CT scan at NHS hospital
>has to wait ages because the hospital is full of allah ackbars who've just arrived and never paid in to the system

Ah excellent, very progressive
>>
https://strawpoll.me/7286113

lads
vote
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>>57421071
iceland you twat
>>
LEMME GET DOWN DOWN DOWN
ME I GET ALL THE WAY DAHN (ALL THE WAY DAHN)
LEMME GET DOWN DOWN DOWN
ME I GET ALL THE WAY DAHN (ALL THE WAY DAHN)
ALL THE WAY DAHN DAHN DAHN DAHN
>>
>Send uni account phishing email to 20 girls
>Only one bitch is dumb enough to fall for it

>Send a scam email to those same 20 girls asking them to reply back with their CVs
>Only one bitch falls for it
>It's the same fucking girl

Reading through her emails I'm not sure if it's because she's Bulgarian/Russian or because she's dyslexic (or both)
>>
im a massive sucker for brunettes 2bh. especially med looking brunettes.
>>
>>57421112
baby are you down down down down down
>>
>>57421130
i'm a sucker for any girl that looks me in the eyes for more than 2 seconds
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>Greetings, gentle sir! Why yes, I do indeed hail from the lovely historic county of Devon!
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I'd sex her up real good, just give me her address and some benzos
>>
>>57421104
>Steal all your cod
>Brits have to buy frozen fish form Iceland
>So cucked they even name the stores after us

Stay mad Grimsbycuck
>>
>>57420825
"so you can get us free drinks when we go out?"
elementary shit ed
>>
>>57421088
didn't reject her
It was a misunderstanding on her part and I never got to explain it to her
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Do a rate my lunch
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>>57421167
>jelly impoverished cornish cunt shittalking best county
eu aid desu
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>>57421167

it is lovely, thank you
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>>57420994
>his university doesn't accept scans
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goodnight lads
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>>57421184
she would have felt rejected me m80
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>>57421018
no sorry
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>>57421206
>eating stickers
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>Did the man kick the ball?
>>
>>57421178
Quiet day at the protests?
>>
>>57421222
it does but my shitty hp printer isn't working
>>
just (kind of purposely) let my dog chew one of my sister's lip balms thats he really likes and now i feel bad
>>
>>57421206
how old are you
>>
>>57421166
Poleaboo knows that feel

Once passed a girl on a narrow pavement, moved out of her way and she looked at me, smiled and said thanks

It was quite a cheeky smile as if my actions had gotten her wet
>>
>>57421206
am I too old to do the euro 2016 sticker book

really want a shiny vardy
>>
>>57421224
nighty night
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>>57421166
If any girls look at me I get shy then look away
>>
>>57421206
>Mexican anything, but especially crisps in Merry Old England
BUILD FLOATING WALL.

>Walkers
More like wheelchairs and mobility scooters.

Your lunch is ok, but the crisps are killing your score. Final score is 8/10.
>>
>>57421270
mate your ugly paki face is never going to get a girl wet
>>
theres a face in my bucket
>>
what's the name of that band with the rat faced scottish girl as their lead singer
>>
>>57421350
CHVRCHES
>>
>>57421350
Garbage
>>
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>ask girl what she's up to
>watching kong fu panda 3
>block her
>>
>>57421308
FOY
>>
dont reply to him
>>
>>57421350
Go to /mu/s wpop general
>>
THERE'S A DEVIL ON MY BACK
>>
>>57421373
that's the one
>>57421377
nob off
>>
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LEFTISTS
>>
need my bollocks reduced to a mess of gluons and quarks
>>
>>57421350
Texas
>>
Poleaboo couldn't fine any tobacco etc in his dads room

Good for him, I suppose but I wonder how much tabacco, white paper and a filter will cost at the shops

>>57421316
Lot of girls have smiled at Poleaboo, duckhead
>>
>>57421393
Kung Fu Panda 3 is actually pretty great my disney shill friend
>>
>>57421104
never really thought of iceland as a supermarket

was wondering if there was a memecountry called aldi or lidl
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>>57421417
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>>57421417
truly missed this gimmick
>>
dont reply to him
>>
going holiday in the Greek island of Tescos later this month lads
>>
>>57421394
You mad.


>>57421395
Thou art perturbed.
>>
>>57421430
>Lot of girls have smiled at Poleaboo
Rehabilitation officers don't count
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>Kung Fu Panda 3 is actually pretty great my disney shill friend
>>
oi lads where can I find a 4/10 gf

don't care if she's fat or a spastic or anything at this point
>>
>>57421500
clubs innit
>>
>>57421518
nah cba
>>
>>57421487
The female detective was actually very nice, she offered Poleaboo a book AFTER the interview, made small talk with him etc

He didn't even know if he could have a book
>>
>>57421438
yeah it's called germany
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so according to Ribena, a female smiling at you means you have made them wet.

what an absolute fucking mong.
>>
Been for a nice walk and bought myself a £10 rump steak for tea, pretty excited
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>Why yes, I DO hail from the verdant county of Yorkshire
>>
just purchased my sister a new lip balm because i feel bad about my actions
>>
Normies? Not a fan
>>
>>57421435
are you female or gay?
>>
dont reply to him
>>
>>57421585
i've got something your sister can put on her lips lad
>>
don't think there is a single world leader who could beat me in a fistfight
>>
>>57421500
Plenty of Fish
>>
>>57421417
I've paid to have myself lowered into the Large Hadron Collider with my nads at the collision point
for a split second I will have both bollocks and anti-bollocks, before they annihilate in sweet agony
>>
>>57421472
How much is their value cider? Also, would you drink that or your own piss if you had to? Just curious.
>>
>>57421606
nope
>>
>>57421542
enjoy your no gf
>>
made a girl wet once just by gently stroking her back
>>
>>57421500
tinder
>>
made a girl wet once by spraying her with the hose

she was my sister
>>
>>57421610
Putin probably could
And the Latvian defence minister was a World's Strongest Man competitor
>>
I make pussies rain often
>>
Made an asian girl wet once by licking her arm hair
>>
>>57421610
pretty sure putin has killed people with his bare hands before
also a master of several different martial arts
>>
gf got accepted to do her Level 4 NVQ lads
that's basically a university-level qualification but she's been bringing money in for the past 6 years instead of getting thousands of pounds in debt lol
she's a good lass
>>
>>57421670
putin is an old manlet, maybe when he was younger with them KGB skills in his favour but I doubt he still got it
>>
went down on an asian girl once and got a mouth full of pubic hair
wasn't very sexy
got hairs stuck in my teeth and kept coughing up hairs
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>>57421610
the prime minister of bulgaria would batter you la
>>
>Living in Buckinghamshire?! Why of course not! I am a povvo chav!
>>
>>57421603
So it's just a solid flick
>>
Air-conditioners ? Not a fan,
Am I meeeming right
>>
>>57421570
Why else would she smile?
>>
>>57421689
he's old, and i'm no novice myself
>>
>>57421705
bare jealous
she's beaten the system
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>putin is an old manlet, maybe when he was younger with them KGB skills in his favour but I doubt he still got it
>>
>>57421728
>wessex

why the fuck is this utter meme flag available
>>
need my nads atomised by a hydraulic press, promto
>>
do people unironically believe that we are animals
>>
>>57421670
>putin

You mean that fat manlet? Tony Abbot was probably the most /fit/ politician
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>So it's just a solid flick
>he's old, and i'm no novice myself
>bare jealous
>she's beaten the system
>>
>>57421803
its a fact that we are
>>
>>57421835
no mate it's a theory
>>
>>57421851
no it isnt
>>
>>57421803
Your mum's an animal
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>tfw she leaves cig dimps in your toilet
>>
>>57421803
Rasheed
>>
>>57421764
How many pics like this do you have?
>>
@57421945
don't reply to me please
>>
>>57421945
How many pics like this do you have?
*holds up a picture of a scantily-clad anime girl with unnaturally coloured hair*
>>
>>57421894
hate cig dimps desu
>>
>>57421945
literately hundreds, don't reply to them
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>How many pics like this do you have?
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Poleaboo just bought himself a 4chan pass
>>
>>57421808
>Tony Abbot was probably the most /fit/ politician
definitely Raimonds Bergmanis, like I said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCOwaVhoaA
>>
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Fuck lads, I misread the "absent teachers" list and now I've missed one of my classes

I've never missed a class before in my life, what do I do?
>>
>>57422038
its going to be alright
>>
Poleaboo regrets spending last night with a tranny escort.
>>
>banned from using the internet
>just put a purchase for the use of a website on his card transactions
>>
dont reply to him
>>
>>57422038
either forget about it or e-mail the lecturer. It's not a big deal at all
>>
>>57422000
pls describe your life to me, I imagine it must be fucking shit
>>
>>57422038
>going to lectures
>>
>>57422038
Poop in your pants. Take the frozen shit and then throw it out the window. Take poopy pants and hook them to a fishing line. Catch fish.
>>
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~cause i keep that kush up on me
cause i keep that kush up on me
cause i keep that kush up on me
kush from afghanistan~
>>
>>57422097
I was paranoid about that shit at first but I quickly realised they don't give enough of a fuck to keep such a close eye on someone for such a minor non-crime
>>
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>pls describe your life to me, I imagine it must be fucking shit
>>
Poleaboo is thinking of making an IED
>>
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>I unironically use fedora posts as a defence mechanism

don't actually have any fedora pictures saved so serpico is the best I can do
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*walks towards you*
>>
Poleaboo is considering stuffing live grubs down his urethra.
>>
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>>57422124
>Paying £9000 a year not to go to lectures
>>
Just realised why detective can't fuck me for the posts I've made here

It's because stalking law is different in England than it is in Scotland

We have more freedom of speech
>>
>>57422204
i pay £9000 a years to complete exams and coursework
>>
>>57422075
Really?
>>57422120
I'll try that, hope my 'tism doesn't get in the way
>>57422124
I want to learn as much as possible so I don't end up a loser
>>
>>57422218
You're fucking up if that's all you're doing since all that gets you is a degree, same as everyone else on your course and thousands of others across the UK
>>
are wireless earphones any good/do they even exist

getting a bit sick of wires
>>
>>57422204
I pay 9000 squids a year to get a bit of paper with BSc on it to show to people for a job
>>
>>57422218
>£9000 a year
>just to do work
>not to ask questions or debate viewpoints

How much of a loser can one man be
>>
Reply to him
>>
>>57422260

for once, ribena speaks some sense
>>
we NEED more of yous to pretend to be poleaboo

someone should say something like

"poleaboo here really like filming myself crying" haha
>>
dont reply to him
>>
@57422260
yeah apart from I do a lot of stuff on top of my degree and will be starting an industrial placement at one of the largest defence contractors in the world in a couple of months

>>57422286
>humanities
laughing
>>
>thinking a piece of paper gets you a job these days

lol silly naive students. you're not going to like what happens when you graduate and get thrown into the real world.
>>
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>>57422286
>he's one of those annoying cunts who tries to start shit with the lecturer and uni
>>
>he didn't go into academia after getting his degree
Classic error
>>
>>57422330

new
>>
>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
>>
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>>57422317
>stuff
such as?
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>>57422384
anime? in MY /brit/?
>>
Doing a degree and some form of networking is the best way to get a decent job, aside from nepotism.
>>
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>>57422353
>Blitzed Brits that high
Fuck you, I hate the blitz. The most boring book there. I remember picking GCSE History to learn fun stuff and then I had to spend half a year learning about children in the countryside what a fucking bait and switch
>HEY KIDS WANNA LEARN WW2?!
>YEAH!
>OKAY THEN BLITZ AND KIDS IT IS!!
>>
>>57422435
having done drugs with the sons of various CEOs, Peers and Nigerian generals, I can confirm this
>>
>on tinder
>match with solid 8/10, trim waist, big chebs, nice arse by the looks of it
>read bio
>16
sheeeiit
>>
>>57422577
Grass on the pitch mate.
>>
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>Fuck you, I hate the blitz. The most boring book there. I remember picking GCSE History to learn fun stuff and then I had to spend half a year learning about children in the countryside what a fucking bait and switch
>>
>>57422353
>>57422353
blitz brits was probably the worst book, WW1 wasnt great, victorians weren't for me.

greek and romans should be higher, learning about a lot of that shit for the first time is some of the most interesting history you will come across
>>
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>greek and romans should be higher, learning about a lot of that shit for the first time is some of the most interesting history you will come across
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t. Adam Johnson
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cut throat celts and rotten romans were goat
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