no edition, edition
cara
crayon pop
maisie
just with my gf because I don't want to be alone tbqh
Poleaboo is thinking of shitting in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo to achieve his first prostate orgasm
THAILAAADDDDD
^^^^ this post + this image was one of the funniest posts that i observed this week. post of this week goes to whoever did this post.
off to my interview
Didn't get Kane again
>>57422330
stop making these, they're not funny you pleb
>>57422387
gl miniman
Might become a priest 2bh lads
>>57422408
"no"
>Remembering the time when I was severely depressed, I had a tearful breakdown on a crowded train.
Bad feels. Lost my dignity that day.
I knocked out David Haye last saturday on Wigan precinct.
http://www.unilad.co.uk/gaming/the-virtual-reality-sex-suit-is-a-thing-and-its-terrifying/
>vr has gone too far
yeah alright uniLAD why dont you fuck off
>>57422414
go for it. although i heard to pass the selection stage you have to ejaculate into 15 young boy's arseholes within 1 hour. think you're up to the challenge?
>>57422414
First thing people will say is you're a pedo.
Funny, when it's Christianity, it's ok to tarnish the entire religion with one brush.
>>57422290
>>57422287
>>57422293
Poleaboo acknowledges your acknowledgement with acknowledgement of his own
>>57422380
NOT POLEABOO
>>57422317
>>Humanities
>Implying I'm not taking Economics
>>57422333
>His lecturer doesn't want to talk to him
>>57422404
>Gera
>Kasami
Top lads. COYW.
off to my interview as well
>>57422486
>economics
>not a humanity
Reply to him
@57422384
things that look good on my CV and have been a good point of discussion in interviews
charity related work with a uni run group, helping out the school for fresher arrivals and prospective students, and societies relevant to my degree and jobs i'm applying to
NORMIES GET OUT
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dont reply to him
>>57422492
mmmm daddy
Fucked up at uni should I join the army lads?
>>57422492
looks like a top bloke 3bh
>>57422470
Christianity is about hierarchy and the hivemind, that's why
All that kiddy fiddling was pope and community approved
>>57422486
>social science
same shit
>>57422492
Average green voter
>>57422492
I swear that bloke is a barber in Camden.
Poleaboo is considering contacting his local hobo for his fortnightly rimming session.
>tfw if I tell my friends im gay the cheeky gay banter will stop
>>57422542
>Fucked up getting drunk on other people's money for 3 years
Not exactly the kind of """person""" I want representing my country overseas tbf
join the navy, it's pretty chill
me and the gf
Poleaboo is and has always been a shit forced gimmick
>>57422542
Just shoot your own brains out and save the arabs some trouble.
>>57422494
done mandy with a couple of son's of people fairly high up in indian governemnt
and also the daughter of someone who is pretty famous and is on TV a lot
good stuff
reposting
>>57422559
>Do as Muhammad did. He is the ultimate Muslim all Muslims must aspire to
>Muhammad fucked kids and killed those who weren't Muslim
>Islam isn't hierarchy
can you just ask a girl out of the blue if she wants to get drinks
north korea is quite nice
>>57422458
>Don’t get me wrong, you can have sex however you want. Do it alone, with friends, whatever – it’s all good.
>But
hate it when people tell you they have no problem with something to seem tolerant/fair, then go on to mock it
>>57422435
having done drugs with the children of various CEOs, Peers and Nigerian generals, I can confirm this.
>>57422448
>>57422542
do it you pussy
>>57422576
Actaully considering killing him pisses me off
He's white but relies on the local asian community to fund his existence
He should fuck off to a white part of town and see how long he lasts there
>>57422638
yes
>>57422619
laughably small cums
>>57422573
>in Camden.
which barbers lad
>>57422619
nice hat m8
lmoa
looks like she does some serious meth
>>57422509
It's not in Iceland
>>57422561
Slightly different though
In Economics the teachers aren't all fat middle-aged glasses-wearing white women in their 40's-50's who silence different viewpoints
Asuka.
>>57422650
Having no problem with something doesn't mean you can't mock it. I have no problem with gays but I'll still call someone a poofter, for example
Charlie Dimmock's got massively fat lads
>mfw the sudden realisation that if you stop caring about women, you win.
>>57422639
you'll be able to visit there soon
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-announces-sanctions-against-north-korea-a6969256.html
mmmm HAHAHA LOL its FUNNY because hes being obnoxious and disrupting people whilst they're studying XD
https://www.fb.com/aestheticcrewinternational/videos/1555509968033690/
>>57422619
Russian-tier image
>>57422678
Can't remember desu.
>>57422619
what's happening here
>>57422634
Muhammad is just a man, not worthy of worship
That's the difference between Islam and the other corrupted Abrahamic religions of Christianity and Judaism
We don't worship men, we only worship God
>>57422694
worst girl
>>57422671
hmm might do it
>>57422725
it's just a prank bro
listening to 'feelgood' anthems lads
>>57422619
>>57422742
This question needs to be answered.
>>57422797
like what? link la x
I think /brit/ is racist because they simply cannot land a paki gf
>>57422624
Sound I'll just live at mummy and daddies until I've finished killing myself with legal highs
>>57422767
Any tips for wooing Australian ladies?
>>57422808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0cg91rK2o
>>57422725
DAE zyzz??!!
DAE aesthetics??! (lol vaporwave)
>>57422808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXDiZRCofqY
>>57422830
every paki i see is either monstrously ugly or hideously overweight. no thanks mate.
>>57422835
don't ask me wahey
north korea is really nice
>>57422859
why is that every slightly attractive one ditches the headscarf and isnt a fat monster, its like that here aswell
>>57422882
seen better
>pre-revolution russian architecture
>>57422834
>legal highs
Those will definitely make you want to actually kill yourself eventually. Better to join the army desu.
>>57422725
>zyzz wannabes
>FIVE FUCKING YEARS AFTER HE DIED
Really nice ambient album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINKK1Hpm3c
>>57422898
Because the uggos would rather keep the headscarf as an excuse, obvs
>>57422941
>Those will definitely make you want to actually kill yourself eventually
>all legal highs are awful
Nah lad, some are/were p good
gagging for a thick gf
>>57422758
Nigga please.
>>57423014
not this shit again
>global warming isn't real
>>57423014
3bh wouldnt want that face looking up at me from her knees
>>57423014
haha bance
the top half of her face is a solid 8.5/10
>>57423014
>post-revolution russian architecture
>>57423014
I bet she did it
>>57423014
*forces her head*
>>57423096
yeah she did
i'm a man who's got verrrrrry speciiiiifiiiiic taste
mmmmmmmJUST MY TYPE
yeah yeah you're JUST MY TYPE
>>57422330
I WAS BORN IN CARLISLE BUT I WAS MADE IN THE ROYAL NAVY
>>57423117
(chorus: ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐʸ ᵗʸᵖᵉ)
>>57422725
>you will never be a sick cunt
>girl on my course shares a buzzfeed video or something about how models are too thin/male models are too dench
>write reasoned comment on why it's bollocks and why 'body acceptance' is fucking stupid
>b-but seeing attractive people on instagram/in magazines upsets me!
literally does my nut in tbqh lads
got 18 (You)s so far
not bad considering there's only been 100 odd posts so far
mate just changed his dp to a picture of his mate pulling a cone
bance
>russian architecture of any period
>>57423112
very very nice
>>57423180
i am the remaining 82, and the other 18
just stuck a maom in me bumhole lads
need a good world war lads
>>57423182
this could easily be a man
might wear the hawaiian shirt tomorrow if the weather's permitting
The gf haha
Just realised Germany, France, UK are the center of human civilisation
browsin' the 'chon
>>57423182
would love to get behind her when she's reaching the at her most bent position and just push her over haha it looks so easy
>>57423178
>>57423320
no one on 4chan is nice
>>57423304
>center
FOIY (fuck off incognito yank)
>>57423304
>Germany
no, Spain/Italy are more relevant
how do i get a free cs:go key
a two pound chicken tastes better with friends
>Russian art in any form
>>57423186
his cover photo is also an image of my mate gurning
>>57423314
Good times guarenteed.
>>57423320
>calling out landwhale-enablers means I'm a supreme gentleman
>>57423178
welcome to the 21st century where everyone is entitled to barfing their stupid opinions all over the internet but nobody is allowed to criticize them
![273x342_Napa_Shearling_Russian_Hat_3775[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T4VNlU4.jpg "273x342_Napa_Shearling_Russian_Hat_3775[1].jpg")
>Russia
>>57422449
did anyone notice?
>>57423410
the caption is "3rd degree gurns"
>>57423304
Your mums the center of that off putting fishy smell.
>>57423393
Possibly, but there's less of it.
>>57423410
so glad no pictures of me gurning exist
I look like I'm trying to chew my nose off
>>57423437
innit lad
>Any country
rawk out with you cawk out xD
urgently need a lamb dhansak
>londonkeks will NEVER be able to buy a house
>>57422758
Shinji > Asuka > Mari > shit >>>>>> Rei
what the utter FUCK is gurning
Have any of you lads ever successfully pulled off a "Netflix and Chill" sesh?
thinking about moving to a different state to begin the next chapter of my life
>>57423545
I see you baby
>An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
>In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
>One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
>Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
>At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
>A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
>She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
>"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
>It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
>Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
>She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
>Then everything became black
>When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
>Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
>"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
>"Yours truly:..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>>57423597
making reddit faces
>>57423597
when you take a drug that causes you to grind your teeth, usually mandy or speed but acid does as well
aside from that, a competition (no drugs involved with the competition gurning though)
>>57423611
No been ti america but av been in some states x ahaha
Michael Fassbender for the next Bond. He was born for it.
Fuck Idris Elba. If he's going to get it, let it be through merit. Not because "it's about time we had a _____ Bond"
>hurrr but Fassbender is German
If we can have a German royal family, we can have a German born Bond
redpill me on the yugoslav wars
>>57423608
had a girl agree to come over and watch xfiles but she never came
>>57423611
Maybe what you really need to begin the next chapter of your life is to change your 'state' of mind.
*drops mic*
>Ask for half off the top
>The barber blitzkreigs my hair leaving only a quarter left
>mfw
>>57423695
Fassbender is Irish though...
>Jamie Vardy: Police Investigating Threatening Messages Against Leicester City Player's Family
>The investigation centres on threatening Twitter responses after Vardy's fiancée posted a photo of his 1-year-old daughter, news outlets reported. Vardy called the message "shocking and vile."
>>57423695
It's so fucking obvious that Elba is going to be Bond
You must be fucking stupid to think a white person will be it next
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion
pure coincidence lads
>>57423738
Born in Heidelberg
>>57423700
She never came over or she never came, due to a lack of sexual prowess on your part?
>>57423736
>Yorkshite
>>57423744
literally man united supporting pakis
>>57423608
I asked a girl once if she wanted to netflix and chill without knowing that it was a thing at the time, didnt even want to bang her just wanted someone to talk to during watching House MD
>>57423782
she never arrived
>>57423698
serbs tried to warn us of the dangers of islam on european soil and we sided with the pakis
>send messages back-and-forth with a nice girl for a few days
>ask her "hey, you got a skype or facebook? Bit more convenient"
>no reply since
exams next month lads and ive not started reivisng
>>57423733
life defeats us all
>The Stoner's Cookbook
>The LAD Bible
>Occupy Democrats
>Another Angry Voice
>>57423843
what exams
>go on Omegle
>put /brit/ in your interests
57423835
lol get fucked
>>57423835
should have asked for number
>>57423843
same but I only need a 30% to pass and the first 2 years dont count towards your degree grade lol
>>57423859
>I Fucking Love Science
>Being Liberal
>>57423835
Happened to me several times on tinder, no clue why
>>57423860
a-levels m8
>>57423843
same haha
>>57423914
well mate you're fucked
>>57423914
shouldn't you be in school
want a cute kpop girl to poo in my mouth
>>57423848
Then find value in how long you can fight it for.
Niamh to be honest
fuck sake
How about them house prices, eh?
business plan: start screaming DEUS VULT all the time and throw rocks at things
got a maths gcse tomorrow and haven't even started revising yet
>>57423993
the bloody tories
>>57423960
school holidays innit
>>57423909
happens to everyone on tinder
girls are absolute runts
>>57424001
Rasheed
got my SATS on Friday and I'm bricking it
>>57423011
T H I C K
mentioned
>>57423993
B A N K E R S
The only way for this country to get back on it's feet is through war. We're overpopulated, many are poor. Housing crisis. Unemployed. A major war will not only boost the economy but it will thin the population.
>>57424001
sure sounds like something a christfaggot frogposter would do
how do you put on a condom
>>57423909
>girl matches with you
>send her an opener which was probably the funniest thing she's ever witnessed
>she doesn't respond
gotta chip some plastic toys out of a big block of ice tomorrow morning, bricking it
got my 11+ on sunday and im bricking it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA
very qt
>>57423973
which one?
>>57424054
make sure he's really hard first and it'll be easier
>>57424045
>going to war without a steel industry
>>57423835
>>57423909
>>57424058
They're obviously cunts desu
rise up white man
>>57424054
I dont
>>57424036
NOICE
O
I
C
E
>>57423883
She had preferred meet time as 'a few weeks' in her questions so I was playing it cool
>>57424054
i once saw a fucking hilarious tutorial on YT of some bloke grinning at the camera as some woman uses his cock to demonstrate condom application. wish i could find it again 2bh.
>>57424054
Open the wrapper, take out the condom, put the ring over the top of your bellend, pinch the tip of the condom and rolls the condom down your willy.
>>57424036
wewewewewewew
penis inspection day tomorrow lads im bricking it
>>57424006
yeah (voice cracks) I did like nooooo revision.
(in background) "Timmy, don't forget the maths notes you made with your tutor"
Uhhhh, muuuuuuum.
Need to move to America
goo goo ga ga goo goo wahhhh, bricking it
saw a paki through my neighbour's window so I'm bricking it
building a wall tomorrow lads I'm bricking it
>>57424158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whsfHkLXQeQ
>>57424054
>be 16 at a mate's mate house party
>up in the beaches so it's pretty seedy, pretty much just teenagers getting drunk and having sex with one another
>get particularly drunk
>get too drunk
>hook up with a girl on a bed
>follow the same girl downstairs to get some privacy because people kept going into the bedroom
>go to the pull chairs
>shes on top of me
>pull out condom
>dick isn't hard
>can't put it on
>start blowing on it to expand it
>girl see's me doing this
>ew anon what the fuck are you doing? sarah what the fuck let's get out of here this guy's being weird
this is not a joke.
>>57424054
Ask her to do it
>>57424117
Good chin, weak jaw.
Also like 1/1000 doctors look like that
Look at those things!
>>57424121
wrong vince soz
Why do brits pronounce some words with the british long a instead of the american short one, such as "grand" but others such as "land" or "hand" they don't?
Or are there british accents that do pronounce land and hand with a long a?
>>57424240
fuck off
>>57424240
fuck off
>>57424220
Disgustingly big. Imagine when she hits 30.....
*vomits*
>>57424185
>John E. Dong, Director of Genital Corrections
seems legit
>>57424185
holy shit
why?
>>57424240
vocaroo
no idea what you mean
>>57424240
Who the fuck says "graand"
>>57424130
that's an absolute joke
no one is waiting weeks to meet up with someone
We remember those who fought communism 70 years ago and we remember those who are going to fight communism 70 years from now, because we as a people are NEVER going to retreat from this eternal struggle.
>>57424272
>Imagine when she hits 30.....
No one is asking you to spend the rest of your life with her m8. There's nothing wrong with massive chebs on a girl who hasn't succumb to gravity yet.
halfway through week #2 before I get to meet my tinder date lads i'm bricking it
>>57424276
it isn't real you muppet
it has been a joke in america since at least the 90s when I was at school
mali has spoopy af terrain
>>57424240
>ja why dus eternal anglo untsnunce sahme verds with de eternal anglo ah instead of de americano unshort unone, uch as "Großgermanisches" but others uch der "land" or "han" un dont? or are there eternal anglo accent that das untsnunce lebensraum and hand un a long ah?
I'm gonna put a condom on. Never done it before. Asked a French girl to do it and she did but I couldn't even get hard.
>>57424358
no it doesnt
>>57424240
it's because some southerners are faggots and add that silly long A to sound posh
>baaath
>iraaaq
bAth
>>57424356
I don't believe you
>>57424203
Intriguing comments
>>57424389
m'balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3cPwV4uTk
Lads
HOw do I find the tune at 0:50
>>57424417
hmmm why do i get the almost primal instinct to atomise those 2 boulders?
gf sent me this
i've gone and wasted my life again lads aha what am i like
only 7 weeks until this tinder bird lets me take her on a date (I'll be paying)
>>57424489
you bricking it, lad?
