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Bernie Sanders edition
cara
>>57425243
Reddit?
karen/maisie/hannah
>>57425243
BIG BLACK DINGDON IN ANUS
>>57425293
fonc
RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG
IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS
/balt/
janny's gonna do his NUT
good edition
>his family hasn't owned a town in the south of France for centuries
ah yes
>my left wrist isn't worth at least 5 figures
>>57425271
>that canthal tilt
business idea take all the pakis and put them in a bin
>not wearing a casio
>his father doesn't have a safe in Switzerland which contains documents that could have current leaders ostracised
lol
business idea: sell one of the gold plates on my rolex and buy canada
>>57425378
i have a casio too in case i ever need to disguise myself as a prole
>>57425378
> Why yes i do wear a Casio watch
>2016
>thinking there is a god
>wanting god to save the queen
>thinking she's gracious
>wanting her to live a long tome
>thinking she's noble
>want her to be victorious
>wanting her to be happy
>wanting her to be glorious
>wanting her to reign over us for a long time
Love doesn't exist.
>>57425350
>It's a poor aussie roleplays a super rich and powerful aussie episode
>>2016
>>thinking there is a god
>>wanting god to save the queen
>>thinking she's gracious
>>wanting her to live a long tome
>>thinking she's noble
>>want her to be victorious
>>wanting her to be happy
>>wanting her to be glorious
>>wanting her to reign over us for a long time
just had a BIG poo and my bum is sore
Ahh yes the old australian """""banter""""", very impressive and what the lower class would describe as amusing
>emotions don't exist
cancucks fuck off
doing a slegpost
>>57425459
mmm no out of my sight
>Left: living in Britain
>Right: living in America
>>57425415
>it's a jealous /brit/ can't handle the fact he's a cog reply
Oh dear, I try and remain modest.. I do
if god doesnt exist how come theres a song about him
checkmate atheists
>>57425478
Me on the left
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/panama-papers-jeremy-corbyn-says-david-cameron-should-impose-direct-rule-to-end-uk-tax-havens-a6969361.html
>Jeremy Corbyn says David Cameron should impose 'direct rule' to end UK tax havens
Typical fucking lefties thinking the right to self determination doesn't matter
>his father doesn't attend church with the immigrant help every Sunday to remain humble
*listens to only the finest top songs from triple J*
mmmm yes very good
Any other freemasons here.
Any of you walk from the west to the east and the east to the west?
some sket unmatched me on Tinder because i laughed at her for liking chess
>>57425373
>never knew she was Russian
have you never heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzfaapaPMA
literally her best tune
It appears the australian runts have escaped from their russian general once again
*loads hunting rifle*
>>57425550
good lad
I'd probably get the fillet-o-fish much more if it wasn't so small for the price
>>57425543
yeah me mate
getting to londis is a right pain in the arse
>>57425556
*arrests you for owning a hunting rifle*
*as i put you in the back of the paddy wagon you view a rolex on my wrist*
you're not going to gaol, prole...
>>57425410
Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.
As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
>>57425478
Me on the right
>>57425543
>his great uncle didn't purge the free-masons from his country 4 centuries ago for deceptive practices
How big is World Star in America?
ah my rolex watch has run out of energy. time to put another pom in an industrial blender to power it.
business idea: just don't pay taxes
>>57425613
Freemason don't decieve and when we do it's for the greater good.
>>57425620
it's literally named after two of the biggest things ever so it's probably quite big i reckon desu
>>57425585
>he didnt realise i in fact have a hunting rifle license
>I laugh as my team of lawyers destroy him in court and ensure he will never work again
>>57425650
im a higher level freemason than you sweetheart x
>>57425620
big among the nigger community
B R E X I T
N
O
W
brexit? nah not for me
>>57425669
kek
>>57425676
>higher level
>doesn't know they are called degrees not level
maisie
>>57425645
She should hook up with a Jamaican. Breasts like that are wasted on white boy.
>his mothers maiden name isn't worth more than some British cities
howling
>>57425650
There's specualtion it was because they didn't allow him in when he was younger -- but who can say?
business idea:
milfs
>>57425673
>owning a gun
>calling solicitors and magistrates "lawyers"
ah yes very impressive, tyler gonzalez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW0f8pIq7rQ
>>57425683
Great post
>>57425693
not happy with this post
>>57425693
t. ahmed
who /eatsdinnerearly/ here?
>he can't watch telly on his watch
How may Swiss mountain fortresses have you dined in /brit/
none?
oh
>>57425699
sweetie at this level they're called "levels" x
>copying songs to my phone
>device is unresponsive after 55%
FUCK OFF
free armour trimming
57425715
If it knows whats good for it, this halfwitted runt will never reply to me again
business idea: football, but with guns and actually exciting
>>57425744
>he can't watch a watch on his telly
>poostralians
>>57425773
mmmmm no i will be extinguishing your membership in our club
expect a red letter in your PO box
wish aussies would fuck off, australia banter is the most overrated dross going and most of you are boring twats
Good morning
Ah yes I spend more than £50 on a watch I'm a real big deal me
>he watches telly
>>57425816
this
boring as fuck posters
ah yes, referring to illegal economic immigrants as 'refugees', very good
There is literally some people in Malta who have blue eyes because an ancestor of mine sent Swiss mercenaries to quell an uprising of whom never returned
*accidentally kills all desert yanks, leaf yanks and yanks*
haha whoops xx
lads I fucking hate gook posting but this is a special occasion
oh my christ, the one in the middle
>that lick
HNNNNGGHHHH
08
>Implying I ever even applied for membership to the bent cunts club
>>57425816
>>57425837
>it's a 'why did our colony become more successful' than us episode
57425823
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57425816
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57425802
business idea: a thread without (you)s
*is dead now*
>>57425857
They act like fucking spastics thinking its cute or something and they're ugly as fuck under all the plastic surgery
Fuck off
Chink slags? Not really a fan if I'm honest
>>57425869
>roleplaying as your country
cringe, thanks for proving my point
>>57425862
that's correct we would not allow you with such an attitude
>>57425857
Why do they act like whores?
>>57425889
they also would have no singing talent without computers.
>>57425816
I agree, the majority of my fellow Aussie's posts are fucking shit. Glad that /brit/ exists as a containment zone for the retards of both our nations.
>>57425919
because they are whores
RIP
>>57425919
they are
theyre basically selling their bodies
What's so wrong with wanting to live in a society with people of the same race and culture?
bmi is 16.3
>>57425902
that's not roleplaying, somar
perhaps between prayer sessions you could wedge in some reading comprehension classes x
>>57425857
I concur
>>57425919
Porn is probably banned in SK so people jerk it to idols instead
>>57425889
someones upset
>>57425922
>anti-maisie lad
good lad
good poster
>>57425919
desperate for white shlong
>>57425952
LONDON
>>57425857
Are they even human?
Why are you all so angry?
Is it because your father never dined with De Gualle and joked about the suffrage of the cry-baby Brits?
Dear me, old habits die hard when you're a backwater pasture yokel, don't they boys?
>>57425946
it's 2016
>>57425954
This is exactly what im talking about, fuck off
>>57425982
no you were talking about how it was roleplaying and i was talking about how it wasn't roleplaying. once again keep up x
I show love all day, tree-huggers
Breakfast with milk, no udders
What a cheat, test me? Little buggers
Shit creek, no paddle, no rudders
I spit cold bars, cold shudders
Jail crew, bang doors, food pluggers
Broke laws, got caught, street muggers
Any man wanna hate? Suck mothers
Mandem on road, young thuggers
No pain, no gain, Tough Mudders
In hats and hoods, no Uggers
Get rude, black eye, nose blooders
That's right, my goons on crudders
Real friends around me, no others
Family, bredrins, fist spudders
Show, ya dun know, my bruddas
>>57425998
>pretend to only remind one post back
very """""funny"""""
hmmmm it seems like i have ruffled some feathers
(:
>>57425975
i am literally angela merkel right now
so fuck you
>Doncaster Rovers have insisted their kit design campaign was “fair and above board” after the competition for supporters to create their 2016-17 away shirt was won by One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson.
ah yes
two two chicken
>>57426045
>pretending using the determiner "our" is in anyway indicative of roleplaying as a country
settle the kettle, hun x
Pa's name is on a few mastheads in Luxembourg, people there are literally speechless when I tell them my name haha
atari petrol
>>57426048
remember when someone tackled him so hard he threw up hahah
Kylie is the hottest jenner/kardashian
>>57426056
nando
>>57426105
>kardashian
nah dont do that lad
Quite literally own a flotilla
>>57426105
>not caitlyn
KICK ANGLOS OF /INT/
ANGLOS ARE THE ENEMY OF /INT/
IGNORE ANGLO POSTS
SCOTS WHO DON'T LIVE IN EDINBURGH ARE NOT ANGLOS
BAN ALL ANGLO POSTERS
ANGLOS ARE AN ENEMY TO ARYANS
IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN ENGLAND YOU'RE NOT AN ANGLO
NEVER RESPECT ANGLOS
>>57426105
obviously you clown
this isn't being disputed by anyone
me and the gf
>>57426110
ruined the gimmick
>>57426105
>kardashians
buff gal wanna skank wih
me an my bruddaz
fuck off will you?
>>57426105
>>57426143
this desu
>>57426164
haha you could walk in there and be like "haha what smells like fish" then look at your wife's vagina and be like "haha is it that?" haha post of the day coming in hot bzzzzzzzzzzzwaaaaa
>>57426143
pic related
>>57426146
I've heard a lot of people say the opposite 2bh
>>57426164
>whale_vs_fish_comparison.jpg
>remembering that one girl in secondary school who fancied you and couldn't have made it any more obvious but you were too autistic to notice
>>57426145
Bizzaro Rorke
>>57426080
fuck off back to your reddit poland ball shite with your country roleplaying to be honest
>>57426215
THE ANGLO IS PERFIDIOUS
>>57426278
b-but my wow raids
does thailad post in the afternoon?
>>57426215
what happened to her hair
>>57426288
but d-dad why are you so angry at me? (.____. )
*rubs neck against your leg and makes sad dog noises*
>>57426278
>had one girl literally come to my house and tell me she loves me
>didn't do anything about it
>>57426328
she got a haircut innit
>>57426202
mong
>>57426311
would have been better at wow than you
not having a go or anytihng but i would have
i was in the 212
any day now
>>57426376
*ties you up to a chair and starts flicking matches at you*
dont call me a mong mate thats heaps rude
the gf
>>57426421
akariin
>>57426278
>was fat until like year 10
>started lifting in year 13
>just in time for that sweet freshers pussy
worked out well, college was awful though
![Howling_at_the_Moon_in_Mississauga[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EIp8KPB.jpg "Howling at the Moon in Mississauga[1]")
howling
recommend me something good on netflix i probably havent seen already
>>57426415
get out of here you roleplaying spastic
>>57426486
Trailer Park Boys
>>57426456
in the gym? fuck that lad
>>57426486
>>57426505
this 2bh
honestly quite triggered by people not preferring kendall desu
>>57426486
Pramface
>>57426502
alright alright
*walks behind the sofa and pretends to walk down a set of stairs*
i'm going!!!!!!!!!
cannot fucking catch today
what the fuck is wrong with me
>what did you do over the weekend?
>netflix and chill
>>57426520
shes not a kardashian
literally right there in the name. like fucking complaining that nobody said coke when asked what their favourite juice was.
>>57426514
>in the gym
no mate, I went out into the woods and lifted boulders
>>57426548
chatting to your crush were you?
>>57426278
>had a girl who's 6ft fancy me from Y10 - Y12 (I'm 6ft2)
>I didnt even notice whilst at school
>She told me on a night out in town whilst we're both drunk
>Kept messaging me on whatsapp to come out and do stuff for 2-3 weeks after that night
>Keep turning her down because was deeply enthralled with EU4
>Now that she's finally stopped bothering with me I want to fucc
>>57426520
>No ass
>>57426548
Did you """"chill"""" or chill?
>>57426535
act your age mate
that shit isn't cute
>>57426520
they're all minging you blind twat
>>57426598
whats not cute?
*rubs up against you*
this d-daddy?
sorry!!!
*buries head in hands*
what do you want me to do to make it better? i'll suck it daddy! i will!
Currently eating food I purchased from McDonalds
>>57426582
cant I do it at home
what did you eat on a daily basis?
>>57426590
Literally the post American post I've ever seen
Just fuck off, you clearly don't belong here.
>>57426580
except the previous post said jenner/kardashian you mong
>>57426647
i do not acknowledge them
three just text me to say that my bill would have been £247.84 at their usual roaming costs if they didn't have that feel at home thing
wew
such sad little lives you all live haha
>>57426643
>the post American post
ah yes
>>57426598
aaaaahhahahahahahahhaha *makes fart sounds with mouth* PFFFBBBTTBBBBTBTB hahahahhahaahah
>>57426624
you need to visit someone about your daddy issues, it's a little creepy
also your arse is boney af
>>57426678
in your case a sad fat life?
why are some of you so angry? *rubs arsehole up against your leg* hmmmmmm?
>>57426637
>cant I do it at home
Do you have a barbell and stands at home?
>what did you eat on a daily basis?
3000-3500kcal, went from 90ish kg to 105 in just under a year.
>>57426520
nice kike mind control you have there
>>57426698
OOHHHHH
might fast tomorrow to test my willpower
>>57426695
does daddy not like my arse?
*starts cutting the inside of my thighs*
what do you want for me to do daddy? i'll do anything for you!!
*puts on the leash*
>>57426718
>3000-3500kcal
alri, noted
but what type of foods lad
>>57426698
OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
THIS IS THAT CANADIAN BANTER!!!!!
>>57426725
what
>>57426747
rasheed
>>57426756
double cream straight up the shitter
>tfw no autistic hairy smelly neet gf
*walks into thread*
*abruptly stops*
*sniffs air*
ah yes, the foetid stench of yanks and bruces, very impressive
*turns 360 degrees and walks out of thread*
>>57426779
ah yes pen me in for around 40 of those today oooooooo im bad!! (;
>>57426781
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
>>57426747
What's you're longest nofap?
>>57426750
is that your fantasy?
daddy putting a leash on you and dominating you?
>>57426783
*makes post*
*lean back in chair with satisfied look*
*camera slowly zooms out on me as bittersweet symphony starts playing*
>>57426756
about a 40/40/20 % split of protein/carbs/fat
I never bothered with supps much
>>57426839
do you want that to be my fantasy?
*gets on the ground and spreads my arse like a bitch in heat*
>>57426865
me on the bed
>>57426828
>middle school bully tactics
ah yes very impressive
>>57426783
dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*explosions in the distance*
UH OH IT"S HAPPENING
DDDDDDDDDDDDD:::
*covers u from explosion but dies and u go to my funeral*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>57426848
I posted that like 3 months ago what the fuck
What do you guys think of abortions?
>be me
>do something irl
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>57426603
Bender
*peers over my FT international*
Ah yes, I see the yanks are at it again
*raises FT International*
Ah, myanmar are building a dam? I should invest.
>>57426908
don't think i could eat a whole one
right, I'll tell you what you fat little cunt
What kind of anime do you lads like?
>>57426870
have you no shame?
you'll look back on this day at some point and shake your head in embarrassment
do eplica meidmam
d,
zdf
bzdg
fgknkala
salAahahahahahaha
arooga
arooga dk
sf
sd
gdhjd
>>57426937
nigger
>>57426908
how about women simply stop being whores. i think that would be easier for everyone
Are you alright, lads?
>>57426967
>have you no shame?
*peels foreskin back really far*
yeOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57426992
>women taking responsibility for their actions
accidentally superliked a fat munter on Tinder... fuck
>>57426964
the one called karen
me when i see a yank post
>>57426992
>>57427024
spotted the bitter virgins lads
>>57427004
im actually creasing
>>57427032
I've done that before.
tfw they like you back and send you a message and you feel awful for no responding
feels like a bit of a dick 3bh
>poms
more like pooOMs lmao
>>57427004
>>57427072
>there's two of you roleplaying homosexual bruce's
>>57427079
which bit?
>>57427072
It wasn't that funny m8
>>57427114
im just a
*starts spitting*
thwhisted fhukin pthycopath, kiddo
ah yes, getting a taste of this so called australian banter
it's absolute gold
>>57427002
JOJO?
I haven't watched it though, is that good?
>>57427038
She's absolutely cute la
nice one idiots, you triggered these autistic auscucks
>>57426908
part of the problem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOO LMFAOo
AC-130 inbound :)
status: METAPHORICALLY taking a large SHIT on this thread HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57427163
EEEEEEHHH YOU BRINGUH GREAT DISHONOR TO YERRR FAMIRY
who are these people
>>57426278
I got a letter saying that someone liked me and had to keep there distance. To this day I still have no clue who it is and I can't find the letter.
AusGODS
me: mummy theres a ghost in my room
mummy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57427163
yeah but you should read the manga as well
>roleplaying as a girl with a fat hairy man on the other side of the world over the internet
>>57427206
*their
*receives the daily runt*
*looks at headline*
aah yes, another foolish pom falling for the roleplaying meme
>>57426964
All of us are BIG fans of Ika Musume.
*swings into /brit/ from a chandelier*
*pants fall off mid-swing*
oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57427210
What's this?
Looks like the same artstyle as hokuto no ken though
>>57427225
*points at you and your mummy*
g-g-g-ghosts!
*does my best joker impersonation* c'mon mod BAN me CMON CMON CMON!!!!
*takes pie out of the oven*
*poos on it*
*gives it to you*
>>57427286
*whistles*
*sprays ed and jordan repellant around /brit/*
here's hoping
>>57426903
think it was longer than 3 months actually
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
why is australia so gay lads
>>57427214
this. australian posters are absolutely hilarious
goodnight /brit/
one one four two
>>57427285
Really?
You like that kind of sol anime?
I thought brits love shonen anime like Fate franchise tbqh lad
>>57427147
>there are people who dont think this is a white bloke with a tan
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
>i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
>think on
>>57427287
Sakigake!! Otokojuku
I mostly watch 80s anime.
Australians? Not a fan
Made my favorite breakfast egg in a hole this morning, lads
hugh laurie? not a fan
foy
currently chewing on the dry-wall
Coming to terms with why people don't like me.
Deciding it's their fault.
>>57427341
one cheeky little Coward Punch™ and you won't be doing much with your cerebellum mushed up on the pavement, will you, big man?
>>57427437
good lad
doing a laugh to the simply epic australian posts here
haha
>>57427341
>tfw 6'3 and 16st 7
I would literally merk you lad
>>57427446
good lad
is it immoral to ask a girl to drinks if you already have a gf
>>57427398
american stuck in britbongistan?
why would anyone fight you in a cage, are you too fat to move?
come at me anglocuck
prison break any good lads
saw the first episode and it was alri should i watch the rest
>>57427404
The egg in a piece of bread with a hole cut in it?
>>57427472
1st season is worth a watch
>>57427450
>huffpost
ah yes, VERY impressive
>>57427399
Why don't you watch recent anime?
Of course classics are decent too though
>>57427384
no we love squid girl so much
we literally can't stop watching and posting about her
>>57427455
>16st 7
Are you literally an elephant?
friend told me his bf really hates me
think he can smell the Rorke in me
>>57427450
>get rejected by grill last year
>falling for her again
fugg
>>57425243
>Bernie Sanders
Americans want to taste a bit of communism?
>>57427472
watch season 1 and drop it there. really does go to shit after that.
going to the gym to distract myself from thinking about my tragic life
HIT REPLY IF YOU HATE GHOSTS AND LOUD BIRDS AND LOVE GOOD MEMES :)
>>57427461
Depends on your intentions and if you told the gf or not
what are some non-arguments that Stefan Molyneux has said aren't arguments?
>its an age of decadence episode
gfs bum. snuck a shot
who /likes getting blue balls/ here?
>>57427575
black and blue, certainly
>>57427536
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57427537
I love birds. Has he been institutionalised yet?
>>57427525
He isnt even a communist to be honest
>>57427507
You really love her I guess
S2 when?
>>57427472
Watched the first 3 seasons.
I think it's good but kinda falls off after they actually escape the prison and the gang splits up.
>>57427575
how about black and blue eyes?
It is a fantasy of mine to run a small company and hold monthly dance competitions with my employees. There would be optional weekly dance lessons then once a month we each individually choreograph and perform a dance to a song of our choice. The winner gets free beers for the rest of the night.
Then at christmas we would choreograph a large group performance and perform it at a local festival for the town folk.
>>57427542
my intentions would be to get my knob noshed in the long run
>>57427568
I've heard it called 'hen in a basket'
I usually put some pasta sauce and a bit of cheese on top
GOAT
>>57427574
would rim with the force of a thousand rimmers
>>57427647
really good post
>>57427450
better
>>57427633
thanks for spoiler
>>57427525
Don't agree with Bernie but he's obviously not a communist and not that much of a socialist
I can literally quote Keats and Dostoevsky
I only shitpost to reaffirm my higher intellectual plane
savahes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57427610
idk i hope that gimmick continued
had a good howl
>>57427514
how dear you
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2763138
huge fat ass on this girl
>>57427495
I watch some new ones. Rakugo was really good. Excited for Sakamoto!
>>57427647
Like Love Live?
>>57427619
s2 exists already
and yeah, Britain fucking adore her. Karen is ugly and stupid in comparison.
does timbucktoo actually exist? food for thought
>>57427702
you have no idea what you are talking about
he literally supported the ussr throughout the cold war
>>57427693
Welcome
>>57427729
delete this
>>57427514
Nah, I like lifting things up and putting them down again
115kg axle press pr yesterday
>>57427648
uh oh
playing with fire then laddo
has anyone seen tims 2 buck shoes? thought for food
>>57427795
awful
>>57427702
you are a le cuck
>>57427825
moar
has any one seen Tim cuck Sue? Food for Maud
I didnt choose the normie life (it didnt choose me back ngl)
>>57427776
I would break up with the gf before the willy comes out but obviously not going to drop her if it isn't a sure thing
>collectivism works
gigglingPeterThiel.png
>its a jews break down the white family and undermine western civilisation episode
>>57427722
That's kinda funny because it is difficult for even Japanese lads to understand the appeal of Rakugo
has anyone see tims black cock? food for mum
>>57427878
Objectivism is literally epic :)
Why do jews want interracial breeding again? Always forget your guys reasoning behind this one
>>57427869
Such a gentleman
What's the new girl got that your gf doesn't?
>>57427947
they want to breed out the white man
>its a life right now is probably the most comfortable and enjoyable for the average person in your country its ever been episode
has anyone sucked tims black ? food
>>57427947
The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people. In his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he strives to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples. The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people. That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.
>>57427949
she thicc
>>57427973
happy for you lad
>>57427939
commies out ree
>>57427979
would love a jewish gf
>>57427947
They want more muslims where they live because jews hate muslims... wait what?
because muslims hate jews? no that doesnt work either
>>57427979
>The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people. In his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he strives to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples. The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people. That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.
>it's a wasting your time on /brit/ episode
>>57427892
I once said I'd never date a non-white girl, but then at uni I let a black girl suck me off in the bathroom. Then i made her my gf for 2 years
>"Leg over" incident
>Agnew has been known to laugh at or include occasional sexual innuendo, while on air.
>The most notable of these occurrences took place in August 1991, when Agnew was commentating with Brian Johnston.
>In a review of the day, Johnston was describing how Ian Botham, while batting, had overbalanced and tried, but failed, to step over his stumps. Botham was consequently given out hit wicket.
>Agnew's comment on this action was: "He just didn't quite get his leg over."
>Botham had attracted a number of headlines during his career for his sexual exploits and in British English, "getting one's leg over" is a euphemism for having sexual intercourse.
>The comment led to "Johnston, a lover of schoolboy innuendo to rival Frankie Howerd, erupting in a Krakatoa of snorts, whimpers, sneezes and, finally, uncontrollable laughter."
>Johnston tried to continue his summary, despite being almost unable to speak for laughing. He did manage to say "Aggers, for goodness' sake, stop it" between convulsions of mirth.
>The incident was heard by thousands of commuters driving home from work, many of whom were forced to stop driving because they were laughing so much
>A two-mile traffic jam at the entrance to the Dartford Tunnel was reportedly caused by drivers unable to pay the toll due to laughter.
>Fourteen years later, in 2005, Agnew's line, "Just didn't quite get his leg over" was voted "the greatest sporting commentary of all time" by listeners to BBC Radio 5 Live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzEBLrz3S1o
absolute banter merchant
hilarious and witty post with appropriate image that attracts (you)'s
>>57427994
Shiiiieett
Got pics?
>>57428045
well at least youre not marrying her and having kids with her
>>57428075
nah I don't even know her name
just a girl from class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiYayt6IgtM
such a cheeky chap
@57428064
nope sorry
>tfw if my gf left me I would have no clue how to get another because we started going out in school and I've never known being a single adult
Is the stress of working at an outbound call centre worth the money?
>>57428163
>call centre worth the money?
not in a million years
>>57428157
Same
I've been with mine for 7 years now
>>57428201
nearly
dont reply to him
>>57428179
Was watching the news last night and the story about a 32 year old man in the east midlands who repeatedly raped a young boy and filmed it on his mobile phone was.... pakistani
>>57428216
Gonna be 9 for me this year
>>57428077
It's not too late for it
>>57428179
why would anyone want to rape that ugly fatty?
not worth
>>57428288 (You)
>>57427901
The actual rakugo parts were very entertaining. Probably because I've never heard the stories before. I wasn't expecting to like it as much as I did.
>>57428267
Put a ring on it ffs
>>57428195
>>57428214
What if you are otherwise completely unemployable?
>>57428157
>>57428216
>getting in long term relationships before your mid twenties
dumb dumbs
already got wrinkles in my forehead and I'm only 20
going to look like fucking Gordon Ramsay at this rate
>>57428286
white "people" t b h
>>57428179
Firstly there are a lot more white people so if on average every race committed the same amount of crimes youd assume loads more done by white people
also as shown by rotherham the police/local services are too scared of being called racists to whistle blow on pakistani/asian rape/rape gangs
>>57428304
Would mate but she's addicted to going travelling and has told me many times she's not bothered about just signing papers, we already live together
>>57428317
Wasn't gonna give up on a good thing mate, didn't plan it
i see no changes, just racist faces
>>57428317
B-but i love her
>tfw no racist korean gf
>>57428378
>white rapist paedophile apologists
s m h
>>57428286
word
if I were going to rape someone, I'd make it worth while, like raping a 10/10 celebrity and broadcast it on the internet.
>>57428318
You could be like Steaven Gerrard
>>57428311
Cant you get a retail job? behind the till in tesco would be better to be honest
>>57428267
My condolences
>tfw my friend was in the same position but his gf had cheated on him several times and he recently found out
>B-but i love her
rate the view from my garden
>>57426379
only played pvp 2bh
>>57428408
rasheed
>>57428441
Poor bloke
>>57428385
don't know how anyone could love a yank
>B-but i love her
>>57428474
your garden looks shit, look at the state of all that concrete mate, give it a scrub
>>57428474
>"""garden"""
where's the plant life
:(
ive been watching china uncensored all morning lads
why am i so interested in asian cunts
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