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Bernie Sanders edition
cara
>>57425243
Reddit?
karen/maisie/hannah
>>57425243
BIG BLACK DINGDON IN ANUS
>>57425293
fonc
RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG
IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS
/balt/
janny's gonna do his NUT
good edition
>his family hasn't owned a town in the south of France for centuries
ah yes
>my left wrist isn't worth at least 5 figures
>>57425271
>that canthal tilt
business idea take all the pakis and put them in a bin
>not wearing a casio
>his father doesn't have a safe in Switzerland which contains documents that could have current leaders ostracised
lol
business idea: sell one of the gold plates on my rolex and buy canada
>>57425378
i have a casio too in case i ever need to disguise myself as a prole
>>57425378
> Why yes i do wear a Casio watch
>2016
>thinking there is a god
>wanting god to save the queen
>thinking she's gracious
>wanting her to live a long tome
>thinking she's noble
>want her to be victorious
>wanting her to be happy
>wanting her to be glorious
>wanting her to reign over us for a long time
Love doesn't exist.
>>57425350
>It's a poor aussie roleplays a super rich and powerful aussie episode
>>2016
>>thinking there is a god
>>wanting god to save the queen
>>thinking she's gracious
>>wanting her to live a long tome
>>thinking she's noble
>>want her to be victorious
>>wanting her to be happy
>>wanting her to be glorious
>>wanting her to reign over us for a long time
just had a BIG poo and my bum is sore
Ahh yes the old australian """""banter""""", very impressive and what the lower class would describe as amusing
>emotions don't exist
cancucks fuck off
doing a slegpost
>>57425459
mmm no out of my sight
>Left: living in Britain
>Right: living in America
>>57425415
>it's a jealous /brit/ can't handle the fact he's a cog reply
Oh dear, I try and remain modest.. I do
if god doesnt exist how come theres a song about him
checkmate atheists
>>57425478
Me on the left
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/panama-papers-jeremy-corbyn-says-david-cameron-should-impose-direct-rule-to-end-uk-tax-havens-a6969361.html
>Jeremy Corbyn says David Cameron should impose 'direct rule' to end UK tax havens
Typical fucking lefties thinking the right to self determination doesn't matter
>his father doesn't attend church with the immigrant help every Sunday to remain humble
*listens to only the finest top songs from triple J*
mmmm yes very good
Any other freemasons here.
Any of you walk from the west to the east and the east to the west?
some sket unmatched me on Tinder because i laughed at her for liking chess
>>57425373
>never knew she was Russian
have you never heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzfaapaPMA
literally her best tune
It appears the australian runts have escaped from their russian general once again
*loads hunting rifle*
>>57425550
good lad
I'd probably get the fillet-o-fish much more if it wasn't so small for the price
>>57425543
yeah me mate
getting to londis is a right pain in the arse
>>57425556
*arrests you for owning a hunting rifle*
*as i put you in the back of the paddy wagon you view a rolex on my wrist*
you're not going to gaol, prole...
>>57425410
Love, although resulting in altered body chemistry and is therefore real, is a hormonally induced delusional state. In addition it is humiliating, because it puts you at a disadvantage. it gives the love object too much power.
As for sex per se, it lacks both challenge and novelty and is on the whole a deeply imperfect solution to the problem of intergenerational genetic transfer.
>>57425478
Me on the right
>>57425543
>his great uncle didn't purge the free-masons from his country 4 centuries ago for deceptive practices
How big is World Star in America?
ah my rolex watch has run out of energy. time to put another pom in an industrial blender to power it.
business idea: just don't pay taxes
>>57425613
Freemason don't decieve and when we do it's for the greater good.
>>57425620
it's literally named after two of the biggest things ever so it's probably quite big i reckon desu
>>57425585
>he didnt realise i in fact have a hunting rifle license
>I laugh as my team of lawyers destroy him in court and ensure he will never work again
>>57425650
im a higher level freemason than you sweetheart x
>>57425620
big among the nigger community
B R E X I T
N
O
W
brexit? nah not for me
>>57425669
kek
>>57425676
>higher level
>doesn't know they are called degrees not level
maisie
>>57425645
She should hook up with a Jamaican. Breasts like that are wasted on white boy.
>his mothers maiden name isn't worth more than some British cities
howling
>>57425650
There's specualtion it was because they didn't allow him in when he was younger -- but who can say?
business idea:
milfs
>>57425673
>owning a gun
>calling solicitors and magistrates "lawyers"
ah yes very impressive, tyler gonzalez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW0f8pIq7rQ
>>57425683
Great post
>>57425693
not happy with this post
>>57425693
t. ahmed
who /eatsdinnerearly/ here?
>he can't watch telly on his watch
How may Swiss mountain fortresses have you dined in /brit/
none?
oh
>>57425699
sweetie at this level they're called "levels" x
>copying songs to my phone
>device is unresponsive after 55%
FUCK OFF
free armour trimming
57425715
If it knows whats good for it, this halfwitted runt will never reply to me again
business idea: football, but with guns and actually exciting
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TSdHo4v.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>57425744
>he can't watch a watch on his telly
>poostralians
>>57425773
mmmmm no i will be extinguishing your membership in our club
expect a red letter in your PO box
wish aussies would fuck off, australia banter is the most overrated dross going and most of you are boring twats
Good morning
Ah yes I spend more than £50 on a watch I'm a real big deal me
>he watches telly
>>57425816
this
boring as fuck posters
ah yes, referring to illegal economic immigrants as 'refugees', very good
There is literally some people in Malta who have blue eyes because an ancestor of mine sent Swiss mercenaries to quell an uprising of whom never returned
*accidentally kills all desert yanks, leaf yanks and yanks*
haha whoops xx
lads I fucking hate gook posting but this is a special occasion
oh my christ, the one in the middle
>that lick
HNNNNGGHHHH
08
>Implying I ever even applied for membership to the bent cunts club
>>57425816
>>57425837
>it's a 'why did our colony become more successful' than us episode
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business idea: a thread without (you)s
*is dead now*
>>57425857
They act like fucking spastics thinking its cute or something and they're ugly as fuck under all the plastic surgery
Fuck off
Chink slags? Not really a fan if I'm honest
>>57425869
>roleplaying as your country
cringe, thanks for proving my point
>>57425862
that's correct we would not allow you with such an attitude
>>57425857
Why do they act like whores?
>>57425889
they also would have no singing talent without computers.
>>57425816
I agree, the majority of my fellow Aussie's posts are fucking shit. Glad that /brit/ exists as a containment zone for the retards of both our nations.
>>57425919
because they are whores
![6EC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2LUjeoZ.jpg "6EC[1].jpg")
RIP
>>57425919
they are
theyre basically selling their bodies
What's so wrong with wanting to live in a society with people of the same race and culture?
bmi is 16.3
>>57425902
that's not roleplaying, somar
perhaps between prayer sessions you could wedge in some reading comprehension classes x
>>57425857
I concur
>>57425919
Porn is probably banned in SK so people jerk it to idols instead
>>57425889
someones upset
>>57425922
>anti-maisie lad
good lad
good poster
>>57425919
desperate for white shlong
>>57425952
LONDON
>>57425857
Are they even human?
Why are you all so angry?
Is it because your father never dined with De Gualle and joked about the suffrage of the cry-baby Brits?
Dear me, old habits die hard when you're a backwater pasture yokel, don't they boys?
>>57425946
it's 2016
>>57425954
This is exactly what im talking about, fuck off
>>57425982
no you were talking about how it was roleplaying and i was talking about how it wasn't roleplaying. once again keep up x
I show love all day, tree-huggers
Breakfast with milk, no udders
What a cheat, test me? Little buggers
Shit creek, no paddle, no rudders
I spit cold bars, cold shudders
Jail crew, bang doors, food pluggers
Broke laws, got caught, street muggers
Any man wanna hate? Suck mothers
Mandem on road, young thuggers
No pain, no gain, Tough Mudders
In hats and hoods, no Uggers
Get rude, black eye, nose blooders
That's right, my goons on crudders
Real friends around me, no others
Family, bredrins, fist spudders
Show, ya dun know, my bruddas
>>57425998
>pretend to only remind one post back
very """""funny"""""
hmmmm it seems like i have ruffled some feathers
(:
>>57425975
i am literally angela merkel right now
so fuck you
>Doncaster Rovers have insisted their kit design campaign was “fair and above board” after the competition for supporters to create their 2016-17 away shirt was won by One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson.
ah yes
two two chicken
>>57426045
>pretending using the determiner "our" is in anyway indicative of roleplaying as a country
settle the kettle, hun x
Pa's name is on a few mastheads in Luxembourg, people there are literally speechless when I tell them my name haha
atari petrol
>>57426048
remember when someone tackled him so hard he threw up hahah
Kylie is the hottest jenner/kardashian
>>57426056
nando
>>57426105
>kardashian
nah dont do that lad
Quite literally own a flotilla
>>57426105
>not caitlyn
KICK ANGLOS OF /INT/
ANGLOS ARE THE ENEMY OF /INT/
IGNORE ANGLO POSTS
SCOTS WHO DON'T LIVE IN EDINBURGH ARE NOT ANGLOS
BAN ALL ANGLO POSTERS
ANGLOS ARE AN ENEMY TO ARYANS
IF YOU DON'T LIVE IN ENGLAND YOU'RE NOT AN ANGLO
NEVER RESPECT ANGLOS
>>57426105
obviously you clown
this isn't being disputed by anyone
me and the gf
>>57426110
ruined the gimmick
>>57426105
>kardashians
buff gal wanna skank wih
me an my bruddaz
fuck off will you?
>>57426105
>>57426143
this desu
>>57426164
haha you could walk in there and be like "haha what smells like fish" then look at your wife's vagina and be like "haha is it that?" haha post of the day coming in hot bzzzzzzzzzzzwaaaaa
>>57426143
pic related
>>57426146
I've heard a lot of people say the opposite 2bh
>>57426145
>>57426164
>whale_vs_fish_comparison.jpg
>remembering that one girl in secondary school who fancied you and couldn't have made it any more obvious but you were too autistic to notice
>>57426145
Bizzaro Rorke
>>57426080
fuck off back to your reddit poland ball shite with your country roleplaying to be honest
>>57426215
THE ANGLO IS PERFIDIOUS
>>57426278
b-but my wow raids
does thailad post in the afternoon?
>>57426215
what happened to her hair
>>57426288
but d-dad why are you so angry at me? (.____. )
*rubs neck against your leg and makes sad dog noises*
>>57426278
>had one girl literally come to my house and tell me she loves me
>didn't do anything about it
>>57426328
she got a haircut innit
>>57426202
mong
>>57426311
would have been better at wow than you
not having a go or anytihng but i would have
i was in the 212
any day now
>>57426376
*ties you up to a chair and starts flicking matches at you*
dont call me a mong mate thats heaps rude
the gf
>>57426421
akariin
>>57426278
>>57426278
>was fat until like year 10
>started lifting in year 13
>just in time for that sweet freshers pussy
worked out well, college was awful though
![Howling_at_the_Moon_in_Mississauga[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EIp8KPB.jpg "Howling_at_the_Moon_in_Mississauga[1].jpg")
howling
recommend me something good on netflix i probably havent seen already
>>57426415
get out of here you roleplaying spastic
>>57426486
Trailer Park Boys
>>57426456
in the gym? fuck that lad
>>57426486
>>57426505
this 2bh
honestly quite triggered by people not preferring kendall desu
>>57426486
Pramface
>>57426502
alright alright
*walks behind the sofa and pretends to walk down a set of stairs*
i'm going!!!!!!!!!
cannot fucking catch today
what the fuck is wrong with me
>what did you do over the weekend?
>netflix and chill
>>57426520
shes not a kardashian
literally right there in the name. like fucking complaining that nobody said coke when asked what their favourite juice was.
>>57426514
>in the gym
no mate, I went out into the woods and lifted boulders
>>57426548
chatting to your crush were you?
>>57426278
>had a girl who's 6ft fancy me from Y10 - Y12 (I'm 6ft2)
>I didnt even notice whilst at school
>She told me on a night out in town whilst we're both drunk
>Kept messaging me on whatsapp to come out and do stuff for 2-3 weeks after that night
>Keep turning her down because was deeply enthralled with EU4
>Now that she's finally stopped bothering with me I want to fucc
>>57426520
>No ass
>>57426548
Did you """"chill"""" or chill?
>>57426535
act your age mate
that shit isn't cute
>>57426520
they're all minging you blind twat
>>57426598
whats not cute?
*rubs up against you*
this d-daddy?
sorry!!!
*buries head in hands*
what do you want me to do to make it better? i'll suck it daddy! i will!
Currently eating food I purchased from McDonalds
>>57426582
cant I do it at home
what did you eat on a daily basis?
>>57426590
Literally the post American post I've ever seen
Just fuck off, you clearly don't belong here.
>>57426580
except the previous post said jenner/kardashian you mong
>>57426647
i do not acknowledge them
three just text me to say that my bill would have been £247.84 at their usual roaming costs if they didn't have that feel at home thing
wew
such sad little lives you all live haha
>>57426643
>the post American post
ah yes
>>57426598
aaaaahhahahahahahahhaha *makes fart sounds with mouth* PFFFBBBTTBBBBTBTB hahahahhahaahah
>>57426624
you need to visit someone about your daddy issues, it's a little creepy
also your arse is boney af
>>57426678
in your case a sad fat life?
why are some of you so angry? *rubs arsehole up against your leg* hmmmmmm?
>>57426637
>cant I do it at home
Do you have a barbell and stands at home?
>what did you eat on a daily basis?
3000-3500kcal, went from 90ish kg to 105 in just under a year.
>>57426520
nice kike mind control you have there
>>57426698
OOHHHHH
might fast tomorrow to test my willpower
>>57426695
does daddy not like my arse?
*starts cutting the inside of my thighs*
what do you want for me to do daddy? i'll do anything for you!!
*puts on the leash*
>>57426718
>3000-3500kcal
alri, noted
but what type of foods lad
>>57426698
OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
THIS IS THAT CANADIAN BANTER!!!!!
>>57426725
what
>>57426747
rasheed
>>57426756
double cream straight up the shitter
>tfw no autistic hairy smelly neet gf
*walks into thread*
*abruptly stops*
*sniffs air*
ah yes, the foetid stench of yanks and bruces, very impressive
*turns 360 degrees and walks out of thread*
>>57426779
ah yes pen me in for around 40 of those today oooooooo im bad!! (;
>>57426781
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
>>57426747
What's you're longest nofap?
>>57426750
is that your fantasy?
daddy putting a leash on you and dominating you?
>>57426783
*makes post*
*lean back in chair with satisfied look*
*camera slowly zooms out on me as bittersweet symphony starts playing*
>>57426756
about a 40/40/20 % split of protein/carbs/fat
I never bothered with supps much
>>57426839
do you want that to be my fantasy?
*gets on the ground and spreads my arse like a bitch in heat*
>>57426865
me on the bed
>>57426828
>middle school bully tactics
ah yes very impressive
>>57426783
dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*explosions in the distance*
UH OH IT"S HAPPENING
DDDDDDDDDDDDD:::
*covers u from explosion but dies and u go to my funeral*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
>>57426848
I posted that like 3 months ago what the fuck
What do you guys think of abortions?
>be me
>do something irl
>blog about it on 4chan
>mfw
>>57426603
Bender
*peers over my FT international*
Ah yes, I see the yanks are at it again
*raises FT International*
Ah, myanmar are building a dam? I should invest.
>>57426908
don't think i could eat a whole one
right, I'll tell you what you fat little cunt
What kind of anime do you lads like?
>>57426870
have you no shame?
you'll look back on this day at some point and shake your head in embarrassment
do eplica meidmam
d,
zdf
bzdg
fgknkala
salAahahahahahaha
arooga
arooga dk
sf
sd
gdhjd
>>57426937
nigger
>>57426908
how about women simply stop being whores. i think that would be easier for everyone
Are you alright, lads?
>>57426964
>>57426967
>have you no shame?
*peels foreskin back really far*
yeOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>57426992
>women taking responsibility for their actions
accidentally superliked a fat munter on Tinder... fuck
>>57426964
the one called karen
me when i see a yank post
>>57426992
>>57427024
spotted the bitter virgins lads
>>57427004
im actually creasing
>>57427032
I've done that before.
tfw they like you back and send you a message and you feel awful for no responding
feels like a bit of a dick 3bh
>poms
more like pooOMs lmao
>>57427004
>>57427072
>there's two of you roleplaying homosexual bruce's
>>57427079
which bit?
>>57427072
It wasn't that funny m8
>>57427114
im just a
*starts spitting*
thwhisted fhukin pthycopath, kiddo
ah yes, getting a taste of this so called australian banter
it's absolute gold
>>57427002
JOJO?
I haven't watched it though, is that good?
>>57427038
She's absolutely cute la
nice one idiots, you triggered these autistic auscucks
>>57426908
part of the problem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOO LMFAOo
AC-130 inbound :)
status: METAPHORICALLY taking a large SHIT on this thread HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57427163
EEEEEEHHH YOU BRINGUH GREAT DISHONOR TO YERRR FAMIRY
who are these people
>>57426278
I got a letter saying that someone liked me and had to keep there distance. To this day I still have no clue who it is and I can't find the letter.
>>57426964
AusGODS
me: mummy theres a ghost in my room
mummy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57427163
yeah but you should read the manga as well
>roleplaying as a girl with a fat hairy man on the other side of the world over the internet
>>57427206
*their
*receives the daily runt*
*looks at headline*
aah yes, another foolish pom falling for the roleplaying meme
>>57426964
All of us are BIG fans of Ika Musume.
