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crayon pop
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>>57326856
Christ, that Al Murray gimmick was dire.
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Kyary
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kpop desu
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maisie
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Why are glasses taxed anyway? They are a medical device so should be untaxed like other medical devices..
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normies at work were repeating the myth about trump making less money than the S&P since the 70s

said "he's not a businessman"
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Lucy
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reposting this

might go to the pub lads, really need to get me a slag, give me a good pick up line. this is me btw if that helps
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Fuck ️you all
You guys suck!!!
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You are, all of you, leftists. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your cultural marxism will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the alt-right! And I...I am their instrument!
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MUMMY WHERES MY DIN DINS ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW432evOVEM
>birmingham: a '''''northern''''' powerhouse
the 4 representatives:
>a white mp
>a SJW in a hijab
>a black grime mc
>a female rorke ukip councillor in a wheelchair
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>>57326980
you look like a right twat
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>>57326992
i already have this flag
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>saint lucia
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>>57326995
>Birmingham
>Northern
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>>57326980
American Britboos are the worst
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>>57326994
closed it when he went to take a steamy shit
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>>57326980
You look a bit like me тbh
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>>57326996
>Thailad

You have the most calcified third eye of anyone I can think of.
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Good fucking god

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4d5lad/what_do_you_all_look_like_reddit/
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>proxy
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>>57326992

i've been to your country. wasn't that impressed.
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>>57327003
good post
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D U D L E Y
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WATCH THIS
https://trutube.
tv/video/9/truth-shall-be-the-victor-in-this-struggle
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literally spending £550 on monaco GP tickets lmao
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>>57327072
absolutely not a fan of reddit's layout
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thailads post quuality has dropped massively in the last month or two
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>>57326820
this is gonna sound terrible but if shes got a bf she'll be ok, if you keep being her friend you'll still have that "idea" fixated in your head she'll come back to you in the end. the best thing to do is just slowly but surely talk to her less - because in the long run it's gonna help YOU getting over your feelings towards her.

>ask girl out
>she says no
>move on - ask other girls out

that's how it should be.

it won't keep happening over and over again, just stay positive, grab life by the balls, improve yourself as a person, and if you like a girl - ask them out and accept that rejection will happen very often - but if you don't try you'll never learn how it all works.
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>>57327078
toys am we
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Why are there so many autistic queers in this general? Should be changed to /faggot/.
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can't be impartial to the martial
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Made some bakewell tarts earlier lads, but they came out all burnt.
They didn't bake well at all ffs.
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>>57326996
>>57327042
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>>57326994

>this is your average weed smoking filthjug
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Just had some spicy meatballs with melted cheese on Turkish bread and some HP Sauce/Tabasco on top.

Highly recommend.
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Got a ticket for the third day of the Sri Lanka test match at Lord's desu
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>>57327117
This reminds me of the old Ben Garrison

I like it
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>>57326994
skipped ahead thought he was just gonna be eating a curry lmao
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>>57327117
not sure if the ear part of the joke was necessary, ears are a vital part of listening already
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>people actually watch football
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what are some good stripper names lads
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Proper choon on the sly this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6AK6iW4sHE
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>>57327136
there's already a faggot general for your countinent
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>>57327168
whats the test on?
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>>57326996
Just made a VERY smart investment btw
in all seriousness look into Galaxy Resources
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Got a ticket to see Grimsby Town play Chester FC in the Conference Premier
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>>57327208
>guitar """music"""
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How do you get NHS glasses then lads? my eyes are pretty bad like -8.00 last time I got checked, I wear contacts atm
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haven't moved from my seat since I sat down
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How do you pronounce the word 'data' ?

is it 'day tah' or 'dah tah'
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>>57327072
wew
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>I pay hundreds of pounds to see a car drive past a small stretch of road for a few seconds at a time and can't even see them drive around 95% of the track
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new waifu
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDT6AF5EvLV/
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>>57327208
Very good choice (y)

That reminds me, new Deftones was leaked today so I better listen to that when I'm in the mood
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>>57327279
day-tar
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>>57327279
day'a
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Need some albums to listen to lads.
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>>57327279
Day teh
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>>57327279
day tah

If you pronounce it anyway else then you are a yank and should FOY
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>>57327279
day-tah

singular day-tum
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>Need glasses so I can actually see
>Not only are they taxed but they cost around £200

Very impressive.

They should be £6.50 like other prescriptions. I've been prescribed glasses.
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>>57327266
can you see clearly without contacts in then?

My vision is really blurry without glasses/contacts, always thought that was to do with the power thing, but realised its astigmatism

used to think everyone with glasses was like this
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>>57327283
this to be quite honest
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Every hour that goes by I feel myself getting stronger. Life is getting better, I feel like I will achieve my goals taking each day as it comes. I have the will to do what I need to do and be whoever I want to be.

I love myself and my self-esteem increases very day. I look forward to the future.
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What sport do you prefer lads?

The one where the overpaid millionaire kicks the ball or the one where the overpaid millionaire drives the car?
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>>57327241
Nice bait breh

Have another tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKOpN_jPmHI
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should i apply to become a janitor?

what are the long-term rewards?
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>tfw 5000 word janitor application due in 48 hours and haven't even started
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>>57327072
toop keek
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>>57327211
Says the sperg twink.
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>>57327266
>-8.00
Fucking Hell, lad.

I'm about -3.5 in both eyes and can only see objects clearly about 30cm from my face.
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>>57327380
I think you're stealing my powers as I can feel myself fading hour upon hour.
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>i care what other people do with their money
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>>57327279
datum
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>>57327072
What a sick cunt.
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>>57327230
I hate football but, I'd support Grimsby because it sounds less faggoty than Chester.
Good luck.
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>Turn on legacy captcha
>Turns itself off immediately
>New captcha is bugged af

Can one of you coding neeks sort this out?

>>57327212
How much beer you can drink whilst sat in the sun all day without being hospitalised. Should be good.
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>>57327409
start now to ban limeys

hahah jk lol :o)
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:$
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*Looks at the racing post*
Ahh yes the 3:30 at Doncaster
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Regina Spektor tbqhwymf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgUL3ut4gyQ
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>>57327403
the compound interest from putting your wages in an index fund
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>overpaid millionaire
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>>57327279
Dah - Tay
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>>57327393
the one where they run for President
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Running lad that's always posting screenshots of his run times, what app do you use?
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>>57327072
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4d5lad/what_do_you_all_look_like_reddit/
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Dont see what the problem is with footballers being rich if actors are rich
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>>57327072
>tfw in that thread
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>>57327533
Hey, that's me! ;^)
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>>57327443
Sorry mate - sending you some positive vibes so we can share the feeling of growth.
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>>57327279
dah dah
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>>57326998

rude

>>57327035

?

>>57327043

post urself lad

someone help me desu, i need to pick me up a slag, haven't had sex in 5 months...
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>>57327279
Darda
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>>57327535
Actors shouldn't be rich either
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>>57327533
really classy gentleman
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The rich get richer and the poor get poorer
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>>57327584

slavic cunt
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>>57327483
>5 kilometer bort

haha "bort"
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we should evenly spread wages to everyone, so that everyone is equal
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>>57327483
ugly
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>>57327340
>£200
protip: don't buy designer glasses
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>>57327610
>>57327654
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>>57327584
nice hairline
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>people voluntarily spend money on match tickets, shirts, merchandise, sky sports subscriptions, sponsored products
>"footballers are overpaid"
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found muh heritage on reddit lads
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>>57327610
The rich get richer, the poor get the picture
the bombs never hit you when you're down so low
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>>57327353
>>57327421
I can see objects when they're like an inch or something from my face, but there's no chance of making out people faces when they're a little far from me and it also fucks with my depth perception a bit when I'm not wearing glasses/contacts, like if I made a cup of tea and try to grab the kettle handle sometimes I miss it lel. It seems to be genetic too which sucks, not that the computer didn't help me either, my mums eyes are about -7.00, my brother wears contacts and my father has glasses too but they can survive without them easily. I just hope my sisters eyes don't end up fucked.
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Hope the new jannys nice
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>>57327072
M'Lady
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Super League Rugby is the best sport desu
>most players are all local, people you went to school with
>brawls all the time (at least there used to be)
>players dont get paid millions like football players
>see the players in clubs on weekends and theyre top lads
>same 2 commentators for the last 20 years
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Buying vintage Danish furniture on ebay desu
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>>57327483

hehe bort
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You spend half of your life trying to fall behind
You're using your headphones to drown out your mind
It was so easy and the words so sweet
You can't remember; you try to move your feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBEAaKcnNRg
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>>57327720
>super league
poortherners go away
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>>57327656
ik swedish girls are pretty ugly, thats why I'm getting a irish gf just like The Golden One! :)
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>>57327721
ask them to deliver my xbox
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>>57327682
is this real
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Business idea
become the Janny and become /brit/s inside man
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made an iced coffee
could have made it a bit stronger
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>>57327682
howling
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>>57327584
Your fivehead is bigger than mine and your fatial features are more angular and slavic than mine. I'm mainly Irish/English heritage with a touch of Dutch on my dad's side.
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>>57327753
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4d5lad/what_do_you_all_look_like_reddit/d1o6q18

possibly
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>>57327740
horrific
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What's your favourite album of all time?
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>>57327771
>inside man
lol gay
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>>57327611
>>57327678

why are you guys being rude?
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*flexes*

none of you can beat me in a fight
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We need a to tax the rich earnings to 50% to make a truly equal society void of class
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>>57327740
The Golden One is pretty based
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>>57327776
I prefer coffee.
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>>57327584
Alri heem lad
Your obsession over lithcuck is quite strange
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need to transition to a state of pure energy
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>>57327740
>irish women
I have some bad news...
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>>57327740
>>57327483
pleb taste
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Sometimes I think my mate looks down on me cause I'm not an uber cool super dance guy and he's a "DJ" who is working on his "music career" but works at a bar, yet I'm working on my actual design career but he's still probably gonna do better socially than me.

For fucks sake. I bet he'd think I'm dead awesome if i was successful with women at every club night we go to but I'm not most of the time, so he probably thinks "ugh how embarassing he's totally bringing my success as a DJ down omg"

though he's also a massive drug addict (always has cocaine, MDMA and weed on him without fail)

I really hope everything works out in the long run anyway.
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>>57327682
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>57327720
shut up you mug
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>>57327820
what is it
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>>57327836
to each their own
any hot drink makes me a wee bit sleepy for some reason
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>>57327815
that's what we've been trying for decades. the rich people all end up leaving
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>>57327072
wew
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>>57327784
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'ello
>>57327295
>new Deftones was leaked today
Neat

>>57327805
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
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>>57327809
nice negative canthal tilt
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>>57327492
millennial tune.
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR8Pha_MZv8
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>>57327812
poor cat
why would you feed it that much
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>>57327720
Is that a shit version of NRL? Because NRL itself is fucking awful.
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>thing is bad because people get paid a lot

ah, very astute analysis
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>>57327850
>you will never pop into Cara's mouth like that
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>>57327877
absolute bullshit
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>>57327802
haha yea
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>>57327873
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0-RRaxMgh86eOwndAklxw
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>>57327857
you should start a wordpress, I wouldn't want to miss any updates of your blog
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>>57327805

the orbs adventures beyond the ultraworld
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>>57327850
>caraandthatdutchcunt.sadbastard
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>>57327877
We should kill the fuckers and take their money
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>>57327682
Fuckin hell
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>>57327072
Don't really see anything wrong with this aside from the "Irish" fat guy.

>>57327879
qt
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>severe dandruff

JDIMSA
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Business idea: execute all buy-to-let landlords by firing squad.
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>>57327935
i thought native swedes were supposed to be attractive
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>>57327985
>not using Head and Shoulders
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less/practically no tax for everyone so all these public sector employees and unskilled labourers aren't crippled by this horrible burden
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>>57327985
gonna go bald
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>>57327919
Why is this even a big deal I don't even give a fuck about her


>>57327952
ha i don't want people knowing who i am!! this is the only place I get to vent and there's absolutely nothing you can all do about it haha :)
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coughing blood lads
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Lying in the bed and left the window open so the cold breeze keeps me up
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>>57327776
addict
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>>57328032
r.i.p
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look at the explosiveness off the floor with 1026lbs
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Fuck
Got to kill another 5 hours before i can smoke a joint, relax for a bit then go to sleep

I HATE not being in work, too much time in the day. Might be like Travis from taxi driver and become an uber driver over the weekends.
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>>57327951
what a cretin
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>>57328048
VERY true
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>>57327989
swedes r weird
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>>57328065
>chemical feds
kek
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>>57327985
I know that feel, tried everything and it wont go away
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>had the chance to get with a slutty chav girl when I was a teenager
>didn't go for it
>now I'm a kissless autist who spends every day in his room contemplating suicide

COULD NOT BE FABRICATED BY ANY FEAT OF IMAGINATION
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>>57328065
>Literally_me_carrying_this_thread.webm
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>>57328120
there's no difference between a wank and sex
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>>57328120
ah, its this episode again
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government policy proposal: reduce handouts for the poor/disabled, increase handouts for the rich/strong and allow nature to take it's course
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>>57328095
Very cool and original tattoos
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>>57327809
please stop harassing lissove
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>>57327812
My aunt has a main coon three feet tall. he and the neighbours main coon also similarly buffed sit all day every day devising ways to kill each other.
There's a big fucking fence so, every day they eyeball and growl menacingly.
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>>57328120
>have got a choice between a conservative protestant british girl or a traditional catholic irish girl right now but I'd rather get stoned with "the boys" than chase girls right now
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>>57328120
too much emphasis on sex lad
having sex isn't going to change your life in any way m8
you'll still be depressed and lonely living a shitty life
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Fucking love how these taste but they hurt my teeth after a while :\
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>>57328120
>tfw I took that chance
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Diversifying my portfolio
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>>57328208
>>57328211

>gif

fuck off
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>>57328201
maine*
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>>57328201
are you sure you're not talking about black people lmao
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submitting a janitor application
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>>57328120
>walking home from my only ever night out
>two chavvy slags ask me to walk them home because it's dark and I would make them feel safe
>run away like that lad in that one webm you know the one
If one was attempting to write a story, they would not be able to write this one haha
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>> 57328208
You never had a chance you autistic queer.
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>>57328120
>have oneitis for 3 years in secondary school
>in year 11 she used to flirt with me ALOT
>didnt do anything about it because i was autistic and i thought it was a cruel joke
>find out 3 years later she unironically liked me (broken bird syndrome)
>im a 20 y/o kv
LOL
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>>57328206
this

i had sex a whole bunch of times and if i hadn't at all i don't think my life would be any different right now.

i mean i still post on 4chan come on
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>>57328270
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You will never ascend into the astral realm if you worry about such frivolities as wanting a gf.
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>>57327610

*takes big swig of beer
*slams pint on table

Ahem bloody tories
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There are quite a few good looking females on leddit
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>>57328211
>katy perry
any more lad
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Just think of it. An entire generation which has found a new Religious Icon on which to center its lives: a "smart"phone. In I-Phone We Trust. Just when we thought homo sapiens couldn't become dumber, more sheeplike, more conformist or vulgar — oh crap, I blinked. And now we have, with the help of lunatic-charlatan Steve Jobs and his cadres of True Believers. One really couldn't make up anything this shallow. So it goes, Lemmings.
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>>57328311
cheers lad that's the one

my jeans fell down to my knees and i almost tripped and they started laughing at me for that too haha
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>Just think of it. An entire generation which has found a new Religious Icon on which to center its lives: a "smart"phone. In I-Phone We Trust. Just when we thought homo sapiens couldn't become dumber, more sheeplike, more conformist or vulgar — oh crap, I blinked. And now we have, with the help of lunatic-charlatan Steve Jobs and his cadres of True Believers. One really couldn't make up anything this shallow. So it goes, Lemmings.
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>>57328206
I literally do not care about sex i just want a qt to love me. So long as i can hug and kiss her ill be happy.
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>>57328314
is that pic the astral realm
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>guy who bought a large item I'm selling on eBay has no feedback and messaged me asking if I can ship a 20kg package to the Netherlands

Fucks sake, I'm not feeling good about this one
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>>57328311
I did this one day, i was crossing a busy street and felt all the drivers eyes on me so I started jogging to get across more quickly, then I was embarassed and just kept running so people would think I was out for a jog
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>>57328314
feels bad
>>
government policy proposal: tell everyone to repeat the phrase "northern powerhouse" whilst directing investment/expenditure mainly towards london, bristol and the south west
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Still feeling grim as fuck, need to eat but don't want to eat. Have ordered a full parmesan and a few cans of monster, hopefully that'll put me right
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>>57326944
sounds like damage control from someone with ONE SEAT.
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>>57328311
what's going on here?
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>>57328314
>he's never heard of Tantric Sex
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>>57328435
una vela...
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>>57328434
I do that every time I cross a road tbqh. The way I see it, if I do a wee jog, I get where I'm going faster and they get where they're going faster. Everyone wins.
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>>57328410
you're going to be alone forever
you've been watching too many romance movies
>>
watching this dunno whether meant to be good or bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKePNLTaYU
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daily reminder, almost 50% of uk voters are less intelligent than average so ukip coming in second place in so many places isn't that surprising
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Lads I got pissed up every day for like 3 weeks and now I feel weird all the time. Am I gonna die?
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>>57328501
great film
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>>57328480
jajajaja
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>>57328434
>>57328458
That isn't what he is doing though. In the full video he is just walking up to random girls, waving, and running away. It looks like he is waving to a driver in this one however
>>
Its only 5:45

FUCK
I FUCKING HATE THE DAYTIME
ROLL ON 10PM
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got a violent shite boiling in my stomach rn
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>>57328512
Yes
>>
wolf of wall street and pulp fiction are the two greatest film masterpieces of all time
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>>57326944
Not as dire as UKIP's current standing in the House of Commons.
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>>57328301
VERY similar to me
>girl is mates with a girl who is mates with a mate of mine
>she's in the year below
>don't remember how, but start talking to her on facebook
>we get super friendly
>friends tell me that she likes me and it's super obvious
>she is also single
>I just say "meh, she probably doesn't like me" because I don't want to get rejected
>I start 6th form
>we stop talking despite going to a secondary school combined with a 6th form
>she gets a bf
>I'm now in first year of uni
>she still has a bf
>i'm still single virign
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>>57328477
I have actually, done it on DMT and shrooms before

>>57328418
The astral realm is not something to see it's something to experience
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>>57328211

She is the most tone deaf attractive thing.
Not being a fruit but, gaga has a nice arse and holy fuck rattles the tunes out. no protools, nothing.
>>
Tried to question a janny about their methods

wouldn't tell me anything
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>>57328270
>only ever gone out once
how is this possible
>>
>>57328496
Ive never had a gf before senpai
When youre this lonely sex doesnt even matter, you just want someone to love you, nothing more.
>>
>>57328558
aoooogugugugh here comes crack(like me arse crack)atoa!!
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>at parent's
>left my laptop charger at home
>45% remaining

SEND HELP
>>
genuine wife material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt7Tz838fdg
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>>57328512
I got pissed everyday for 9 months only drinking 6 pints of german lager a day and did myself liver damage, now been told I am going to die young lmao
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>>57328314
hey you're right
remove want and need and simply flow
don't let your emotions be swayed by outside influences
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>When youre this lonely sex doesnt even matter, you just want someone to love you, nothing more
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*scrolls*
*tries to do a post*
*fingers cramp*
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>>57328207
look like yank sour skittles
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>>57328607
did you have a very nice time

was it as raucous as anticipated
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>When youre this lonely sex doesnt even matter, you just want someone to love you, nothing more.
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>>57328635
Really? Fuck
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>>57328627
>feminism

no
>>
>>57328592
festival person.
>>
>schadenfreudenlolling HARD over UKIP in may
>remember i usually support lib dem
bad feel
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>>57328678
yes

got a bruise under my thumbnail there was such high levels of violence
>>
>>57328717
Yes really. You have no idea how dangerous alcohol is. I was addicted to benzos for two years too, and they said the alcohol did 5 times as much damage.
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>>57328608
Not everyone is a normie
Ive NEVER been out, despite my turbonormie friends asking me to

>ah yes go out to a packed club and awkwardly stand alone while youre surrounded by vapid cunts looking for a shag while simultaneously being exposed to shit music thats being played at an inhumane level
Sounds fun
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>>57328662
they're made in Ireland, you can't get them in USA. you used to be able to get them in newsagents - and they're 10x more sour than sour skittles.
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>>57328732
fuck off
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Just remembered that in year 2 I used to sneak out of class so I could wear girls coats. We all went through that phase, right lads?
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>>57328477

you can tantric masturbate lad
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>leicester will come unstuck after christmas
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>>57328778
>having friends with shit music
>having friends that go to pleb clubs
>not having friends in a band who play at gigs
>not being able to make like 10 new friends a night as a result of your friends being in a band
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>>57328805
Certainly
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>>57328588
Faggot
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>>57328773
You the 27 year old benzolad?
Sorry to hear youre going to die young, thats pretty shit desu
>>
>>57328778
go to better clubs with better music - go for the music, the vibes and the people (and drugs if that floats your boat) and enjoy yourself - let go and dance.

underground techno nights and d&b nights are the best imo but it's up to your taste
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>watching BvS
>hear wilhelm scream
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>>57328512

I've drank almost every day since 2007
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>>57328793
Yank sour skittles are way more sour than ours, covered in like some sour sugar
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>>57328860
>d&b nights

I go to d&d nights, does that count?
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>>57328870
it's actually in the movie twice. digusting
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>>57328836
Ha wish that was me but all my mates are just into dance music and drugs, any of them in a band well it's usually a pretty crappy band lmao or I'm not "that great" friends with them.
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>>57328778
>youre surrounded by vapid cunts looking for a shag while simultaneously being exposed to shit music
That's only if you go to shit-tier clubs tbf
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>>57328858
Fucking sure I am not. I'm not a benzo addict anymore. Or an alcoholic. And I am 21 turbo-normie.

I don't really mind dying young, I'm Christian so I believe I'll be with my Father and Brother. Death is an unwinding path to me.
>>
By the very definition of Apocalypse
Mankind must cease to exist, at least in a material form
We'll have evolved into something that transcends matter
Into a species of pure thought, are you with me?
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>>57328885
this makes my mouth water just looking at them. why do they make them so fucking sour
>>
>>57328750
dear oh dear wouldnt have liked that unless i was pissed

was the admin really at the concert or was that just a joke that went over my head
>>
Mum says I do too much cocaine

I told her if you don't do what you want in life then whats the point
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>>57328906
alri mr freeze calm down
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>>57328937
i'm in love with the coco
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>Death is an unwinding path to me
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Why is the Mariah Carey episode of Cribs literally impossible to find?

It was the most watched one,how the fuck has it vanished from the internet?
>>
>>57328885
Damn those are probably pretty sour! my mistake - thought you meant they looked like the "yank version" of our sour skittles haha

>>57328889
Maybe you should just go to more "social events" or "meetups" to do with nerd related hobbies and stuff - make friends there.
>>
>>57328858

Hah that's me, I'm far too scared to see a doctor

getting shooting pains in my heart every day now. also becoming incontinent and just in the past few days started getting bad blepharospasms
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>>57328902
Friends are all into dance music and drugs too but they have really really open minded music tastes, its not all they listen to. For example they make shoegaze, folk music and alt rock.

A night out with my friends consists of sitting doing lines of coke backstage until they are on, wathcing them play, then getting as much girls and people as possible to leave with us and go back to a houseparty.

Pretty good life.
>>
is registered mail (mail you sign for), but not carried by a private courier, faster than ordinary mail?
>>
>>57328989
why are you trying to find it?
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>When he says he'll bring his crew and start shit but only comes back with O N E S E A T.
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>>57328915
wont get a gf that way tho
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meme warehouse raves in old industrial areas are unironicaly the best nights out
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>shoegaze, folk music and alt rock.
>>
>>57329040

depends
>>
think i just lost 50% of my braincells on the front page of /x/
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>>57329040
Dragon dildo?
>>
bit grimy rn ngl lol
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>that warm comfy feel after a poo
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>sky one doesn't show the simpsons on weekends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
need a gf from ipanema
>>
>>57329063
Agreed 2bh. Although brum is absolute shit tier for night outs
>>
>>57329063
this тbh

escpecially throwing bottles and other projectiles at the riot police when they come to shut it down
>>
Doing a buy

http://www.chaseandsorensen.com/collections/storage/products/bow-fronted-teak-chest-by-bornholms-mbelfabrik

http://www.archivefurniture.co.uk/#!product-page/c10at/e718fe37-8535-00b6-36da-2dde787b7378
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>>57329046
>why are you trying to find it?

Because I want to watch it
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>>57329069
helpful
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Should I cop the new Converse Ones?
>>
>>57329040
it depends on the distance and how much you are willing to pay
for the UK Special Delivery is the quickest you can get from Royal Mail
>>
>regularly get chest pains
>think there might be a problem with my heart
>it's been going on for ages now so it'd just be awkward to see a doctor at this point

Hahahaha what am I like
>>
>>57329144
Lol, you're the same middle-class wanker who thinks he's upper-class and bought a moleskin notepad -- kill thineself
>>
>>57329150
ok, not sure why you want to watch it but it was pretty easy to find 2bh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98KH9GzgmIM
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>>57329135
not just for nights out
>>
*third eye opens*
At last I truly see...
*listens to old dubstep*
>>
love indie music lads
>>
theyre taking janny applications
nows my chance
>>
>>57329144
interesting choices
>>
>>57329102
Absolutely disgusting. If you don't shower after every shit you're a fucking degenerate.
>>
>>57328608
Went out once. Didn't like it. Never went out again. This one girl is determined to get me back out though.
>>
>>57329186
That's not it, it's a show about the episode where "celebrities" talk about it instead
>>
>>57329135
have you been?
broad street is absolute shite but the arcadian and around digbeth are decent
>>57329189
delet
>>
>>57329162
it's most likely Pectoral Catch or Costochondritis
a couple of people here have it
I would still go to the doctor
>>
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Clean shaven or stubble lads?
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>>57329156
>Converse
Hey. 2006 called.
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What happened /brit/?
>>
>>57329016
>shoegaze, folk and alt rock

yeah my friends are all a lot close minded for shit like that :\
where abouts do you live? that sounds ace.

what are your mates bands?
>>
how many of you were raised by a single mum?
>>
>>57329275
it's being tolerant you fucking fascist
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>Hey. 2006 called.
>>
>>57329217
if you get poobutt you need more fiber or wipe better
>>
>>57329275
the cod wars
>>
>>57329156
and skinny jeans. Why not look like a complete fagggot?
>>
>>57329186
>Moleskine
>Not Leuchtturm


You're pretty spot on though, lmao.
>>
>you'll never find more of that redhead in the short porn clip where she holds a knife to you and orders you to cum inside her
>>
>>57329251
Yes. Everyone thought they were big men, me and my mates fought like 6 times that night
>>
>>57329311
>current year + 1
>not wearing skinny jeans
probably thinks all women are slags that never go for "nice guys"
>>
>>57329264
full beard
>>
reckon farage would get away with the cheeky rants he normally does in the euro parliament if he was in the house of commons?

reckon hed get bantered off if im honest lads
>>
>>57329310
hmm smells fishy
>>
>>57329311
>faggot

fuck off yank
>>
>>57329283
B-belfast. and doxxable info
>>
remember that guy who saved money by spending £20 on a water bottle
>>
>>57329372
>skinny jeans
>not tapered slim

pham..
>>
How do I dress like Steve McQueen?
(The white guy, not the black director)
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>>57329387
he'd need to get more than ONE SEAT for that to happen
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>>57329361
Right you're nicked sunshine
>>
>>57329438
skinny is a catch all term bruv
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Just copped these lads.
Paid for next day delivery too
>>
/brit/ would be 10x better if west midlands posters fucked off
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>>57329310
>Mfw we single-handedly took down the worlds greatest empire
>>
>>57329363
kek where did you go?
>tfw there's a slight possibility we fought eachother
>>
>>57329410
Ah right lmao sounds about right, yeah I live in a town in Cheshire with my dad. Me and my mate (who's rly into mixing and dance music) are gonna move in to a flat but it's in the same town cause of his work :\ i wonder what it'd be like to move to Manchester. ah well.
>>
>>57329477
well actually he would personally only need to get one seat
>>
Watching the Munk Global Refugee Crisis debate, Farage and Steyn absolutely WRECKING the opposition.
>>
I see lads who fell for the /fa/ maymay.
Lets make men look as effeminate and nonthreatening I was going for un but non is already a thing.
No wonder people are not breeding.
>>
>He doesn't wear exclusively Hugo Boss
Ever wondered why nazi uniforms look so great? It's because they were made by Hugo Boss
>>
>>57329310
>assume he meant cold war
>look up cod wars
>it's a thing

wtf I hate google now
>>
do you love your mum?
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>absolutely WRECKING
>>
>>57329410
>B-belfast
doxxed
>>
>>57329557
nigger tier these days
>>
>>57329515
Indian independence and the suez crisis had already happened by the time of the cod wars lad
>>
Omg when will we wake up n smell the coffee Muslims are not evil its these states governments that started this war iraq iran afghan everywhere sticking their noses in for oil greed money - trying to split muslim world up - the day they leave muslim world alone is day these all fights will end - isis taliban all america made - they are making us look like fools - they start the war by getting these pol to work for them - saddam gaddafi bin laden all were america alies then when it went wrong america - bush n blair caused it -innocent ppl die and its sad What do muslims want from us - nothing Their fight is to leave them alone stop harrassing them get out of their land go home and stop waging war america - its all a farce - what do we know is happening really ? Can we be so sure its not america - i for one am fed up seeing innocent lives being destroyed - white black brown it doesn't matter stop the war stop the fights its time to come home n bring our soldiers home and stop
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>>57329534
and he still can't even get that
>>
>>57329573
no

haven't seen her in 10 years. don't even know if she's alive, and i don't care either.
>>
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>>57329573
No
>>
>>57329511
christ
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For a woman like this, for a passion like this, for a threat like this; I'd dare to kill.
>>
>>57329573
yes
>>
>>57329633
edgy
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who /shia/ here?
>>
>>57329633
>>57329636
sad desu. my mum is obsessed with caring about me and said she would kill herself if I died
>>
Arbour and Schama getting WRECKED.
>>
Might become an organised criminal.

>>57329511
Converse are literally nu-male tier.

>not adidas

>>57329524
Can only remember going to O'neill's some muh heritage bar and roaming about some place called Gay Village, me and my mates were in fucking stitches. Got a naked photo taking a piss on the sign.

Was extremely off my head on ketamine and benzos and coke.

Brum is good for drugs I'll admit. It's a nice place the people are just wankers. Literally kept calling us all Irish and we went ballistic saying we're fucking Northern Irish. They didn't understand how that offended us. And possibly mate, but you got your head kicked in ;)
>>
>>57329690
i'm sunni x
>>
>>57329715
>adidas
chav tier
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>>57329627
>the day they leave muslim world alone is day these all fights will end

But we have left
>>
>>57329736
>chav tier

>not being working class
>not knowing working class fashion is "in" these days
>being an unfashionable un-streetwise yank
>>
>>57329690
nah m8 nation of islam all the way
>>
>>57329715
>going ballistic over being called irish
alri paisely jr
>>
>>57329719
gd 1
>>
someone do a new
>>
>>57329826
Wasn't just that, they started mouthing about the troubles and a lot of us have family who got killed during them times.
>>
>>57329878
new
>>57329884
>>
underrated aspect of being an island is it gives a weird comfy feeling

when i was visitng there was something unique about your local culture that everyone in the country shares.

not like the US where cultures are all blended up, but the UK all kind of watches the same things, and knows the same customs.

Something I'll never really experience unless I moved there. I'd definitely consider raising a family in England somewhere.
>>
>>57329893
>>57329893
>>
>>57329715
>Was extremely off my head on ketamine and benzos and coke.
It's like hearing someone describe it on tv.
Sure you were.
>>
>>57329888
>family who got killed during them times.
LOL soft cunts
>>
>>57329898
will not be posting in that one
>>
>>57329687
>edgy

don't judge me faggot
>>
>>57329904
UK is a multi culti mish mash same as the US.
>>
>>57330001
it is not
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