FUCKEN edition
What's the point of /brit/?
GREAT
BRITISH
HOUSING
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.
she wants a man from...
Just applied to be a janitor lads.
Lol jk I'm not a fucking sad cunt.
KD Lang has let herself go
>>57324327
What did he do?
no namefagging if you want your threads to get posted in
Somebody has compiled all the primary documents of the holocaust into one interactive program. And its going to absolutely destroy the narrative.
You will be able to see every order that was ever made to kill jews by the germans. and the numbers are not looking good for the 6 million
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xNaUVmcwB0
>>57324387
>>57324224
this tbqh
Kyary
>>57324306
>Labour went from this to only having more than 30 seats because they split cities up by the street
Why is Labour so dead?
>>57324362
What's the point of Australia
>>57324398
Thought I'd deleted it in time ffs :@ pm me your address and when you'll be alone and i'll see if i can... squeeze you in xx
reasonably important
http://strawpoll.me/7268438
>>57324306
>>57324381
>Tony Blair was a good PM
Born in 1998: the posts
>Refresh page
>404
>No internet
Ah yes it's that time of the day when one of my housemates resets the router for no fucking reason whatsoever.
This happens twice a day without fail.
kawaii sugoi nya~~
>>57324515
nice
>>57324444
>playing runescape with the man that's shagging your mum
bit weird desu
so glad i came from a non-degenerate family and mummy and daddy are still together
>>57324041
feel like my willy is going to explode to the lady in this picture
REALLY need a sauce
>>57324426
Shes like the basedist mandyke. Leave her/him be.
>Average "British" people
TWO whole Windows??? Lucky goy
>tfw UKIP county surrounded by Labourites
>>57324532
ban evading
>TWO (2) Bedrooms
>Almost half a million pounds
JUST FUCK MY HOUSING MARKET UP SENPAI
>>57324532
>Ah yes it's that time of the day when one of my housemates resets the router for no fucking reason whatsoever.
are you the one with the NAS?
>>57324552
how do you even get to that "house"?
>>57324532
clearing the gunk in the cables obviously
>>57324579
B I R M I N G H A M
>>57324560
>t. traitor of the working class
>>57324532
Probs got IP banned on something pham
>>57324426
constant craving ... for big macs
>>57324312
Probably won't have time for that, but gonna visit at least Galway and Clare
>>57324560
my uncle is in this pic haha x
>>57324526
Not saying he was good he was a bit shit but he did stop Labour from being dead forever because he was the first Labour PM to get a C in GCSE Business
>>57324607
do you not have legs?
>>57324640
>Wanting to pay £5,000 in train fees a year
Alri millionaire
>>57324640
Ah, yes, I have 700,000 for a nice country home
fuck off
>>57324640
This
t. Denmead
>>57324620
t. Gazza, who moved to Benidorm to open a shit bar
>>57324544
You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
>>57324640
Youre complaining about living in a place without white people yet youre living in thailand??
>>57324667
literally cannot imagine this level of crippling poverty
>>57324639
shouldn't you be at the Hague war crimes tribunal
Ah yes this looks like a nice area to raise some kids.
>>57324640
this
my parents moved away from London to a town built post-war when they were young, but it quickly went to shit so when they decided to start a family of their own, they moved to the northern countryside
my mum has said she could never even think of raising children where she grew up
>>57324703
Thailand is white
>>57324716
>chinks are white
>>57324458
>Will end in a very lengthy series of murders, rapes and then suicide
if you want readers to sympathise with the main character, youve got to justify him killing and raping the caricatures of your enemies (which is a pretty juvenile and fetishistic way of concluding oobaelop's mental decline)
if you want them to sympathise with YOU the author, then your only choice is to drop the new names and write it as a memoir, which will probably result in your arrest and/or sectioning
its just a bad idea - you're not a particularly good writer technically (grammar can be fixed by an editor but your prose is really stilted in general) and i dont think you could make the story appeal to any given publisher
post the first general election you voted in
>>57324715
>moved to the northern countryside
And not a single job in 200 miles.
>When he increases your tax-free earnings to £80 extra per year to save up for that £125k semi-detached
>>57324752
at heart
>tfw the tories always win your constituency even when labour were good
>your vote will never matter
>>57324714
HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO COST THAT MUCH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>57324742
Which one are you?
Are you the good one?
How the fuck does UKIP only get ONE FUCKING SEAT?
>>57324802
FPTP
the gfs pussy
>>57324713
kek
submitted my janny request lads
Ah yes a concrete box
>>57324771
Future looks bright for the youth of britain
what all of you kikes have done all day is complain about house prices lmao
Important
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ahYfgGysFw
think I'll get down to a bit of solo knobbery if that's alright with everyone
>>57324848
yeah its a bit boring desu
who else is applying
>>57324825
What car could fit in that """"""""garage"""""""
>>57324812
JUST
>be a retard that earns fuck all
>complain that you can't buy a nice house
well maybe you should've got a better job you absolute mugs
Watching Vampire Diaries of my own free will haha
>>57324825
YOUR concrete box
>>57324848
We don't have the luxury of bulldozing Palestinain settlements and building over the rubble
>>57324793
Labour literally only win in mining towns and inner city where people want higher bennies to go to the chicken shop.
Labour need to have actual politics going to win outside those places.
>>57324831
>Could emigrate to America if I want
>Entry level pleb so couldn't afford to live out there
Looks like I'm stuck here to slave away a £150k mortgage on a 1 bedroom box in Scunthorpe
we might be getting a new janny about
Someone apply for janitor and keep /brit/ clean from chinkies being posted
Keep /brit/ nonce free.
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holy shit I have so much work to do but I can't get off 4chan
>>57324870
excellent application
>>57324882
somebody get this hothead out of here
Think I've found the most depressing one lads. Just the combination of that price and picture.
>>57324870
I've applied three times. I really want power.
>>57324870
email it to them to be sure they received it
>>57324925
>pot
on the cross
whoever ends up as a janny, please rigourously enforce thread limits, they're the only thing that makes this place tolerable
>>57324952
>that roof
It's like they didn't even try
wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZmelRGLZ8Q
>>57324952
The most depressing part is that it's in Birmingham.
god if i was janny id delete every single post made by kpop posters even if it wasnt kpop
id sniff em out by flag and bully them to death
would also delete yank posts at random as well as anyone who disagrees with me
cant imagine anything more cathartic
>Three whole walls for £130,000
Bargain
>tfw my soul mate has a bf
Ive given up hope of being with her, but will i ever feel this way about someone else? Shes so perfect, i dont want to spend the rest of my life in a shit relationship/lonely fantasisng about being with her.
Please tell me ill meet someone that makes me feel the way she makes me feel
had a innocent smoothie earlier and now I can't stop farting
coincidence? I think not
>>57324952
What a lovely gate and garden
Moving to Australia next year desu
>>57324952
So the moral of the story is Birmingham is a very desirable city that lots of people want to move to
you can stop now for fucks sake
>>57324996
>listening to asmr during the day
>>57325004
would need a janny to rival you
battle of the century
LOVE brutalism lads
>When he tells you about his Help-to-Buy scheme
>>57324996
I can see her nipples
Imagine lads
>>57325024
I drank one once and became anorexic. Please avoid
> Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here
>>57325024
your body's desperately trying to void itself of calcium
>>57325038
>listening
I'm fucking wanking over those hard nipples son
>>57325004
this
Tbh it must be quite nice to BTFO someone and get a flurry of David Mitchells in response
>Go past some of those prefab semi mobile homes on my way to the shops
>"I bet one of those would be a cheaper alternative to a house, they look pretty comfy"
>£60,000
Someone needs to create a blog or instagram compiling of all these horrible expensive houses
haha that'll show the government and burst the bubble
seriously though, it would be funny and satirical
applying for janny so i can delete /brit/ threads
>>57325086
>our Nige on the big bench
>less Scotts going REEEEEEEE every 5 seconds
>more lib dems to cuck
Sign me up
>Hungry Lips channel is gone
R.I.P.
>>57325086
I came
>>57325086
>tfw no Cons-UKIP coalition
Why the fuck did i hear a lot of lefties in May bollocking on about how 'a coalition of left-wing parties' really won the election? That's objective bollocks
>if i was janny
what is your favorite Churchill quote, /brit/?
>>57325137
>inb4 we ended up with a conservative-SNP-lib dem coalition
>Birmingham is a very desirable city
>>57325015
Anime is a pretty good replacement for real life relationships, you should try that.
>>57325132
that the current jannys gimmick
>>57325086
So the tories, UKIP and one northern irish party could form a coalition and it would still make lefties angry
Did my application through Indeed
alri
>>57325181
are you a jew?
>>57324864
there has to be something wrong here
it looks too nice for the price
>>57325205
alri
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours
eyelid twitch is REALLY bad
might move to mars when colonisation becomes a thing
bet the houses prices there will be reasonable
![o4Chz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/729uBj4.png "o4Chz[1].png")
applied lads
>>57325249
go look out the window for a bit
>>57325205
alri ty
The thing is I honestly wouldn't mind living in a 1 bedroom bungalow or something small like this.
I just refuse to pay a hundred fucking grand for the privilege.
>>57325171
can't post any, it's illegal
I FUCKING HATE THIS FAGGOT
>>57325223
what do you think mong
How long to afford a house if I get the janny position? Assuming I do my job diligently and save everything I can
>>57325267
>>57325159
Did anyone say that?
>Janitors ARE...
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
janny applications always result in a janny that is really keen for a couple of months and then he'll die out after getting tired of being david mitchelled for months straight
>>57325267
very good application
>>57325293
>>57325241
>>57325162
>>57325089
>>57325194
>>57325267
>>57324870
>>57325317
about NaN years
>>57325179
I would, but shes a huge snime fan and watching it just reminds me of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tye4b8uIitA
opinions on this fella?
>>57325225
There is
>Lancashire
>>57325267
>banning frogs
>>57325184
>The Nationalist Conservative Libertarian and Unionist Party
>>57325327
>uncompensated volunteers
>>57325335
all me
NEED SOME GOOD FASHION ADVICE LADS
>>57325327
>>57325355
>The events speak for themselves, any right minded individual would sympathise with him
are you going to put that in the blurb you give the publishers
>>57325350
who the fuck is that redneck
I had 175 friends on FB and now I have 174
I wonder if someone removed me, or did they delete their profile?
I can't be sure
>>57325350
ive watched only a few seconds and i can already tell he's a muh heritage yank
>>57325377
a nice trilby tops off any outfit
>>57325377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILgpobKyXu0
>>57325267
>banning frogs
>who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
>>57325323
to be fair i think i did mainly see it on tab articles and overheard other student wankers saying it so maybe i'm being unfair to the part of the left in this country that has somewhat of a brain in their nut
>>57325377
grey hoody, plain/simple t shirt, dark blue slim jeans, inner climbing socks
>>57325344
Then she probably has really bad issues and she'd ruin your life if you ever got together with her for more than a few months.
Trust me, I speak from experience. Not worth it.
>2000 word janitor application due in 48 hours
>haven't even started it yet
>>57325433
how was babypoo
>>57325344
>snime
How do I become a GQ Insider
>>57325365
>>57325416
sic 'em boys
>>57325403
had over 800 friends and i deactivated 2 years ago
do pop up again from time to time if i need to speak to somebody and then delete it again straight after
>>57325171
"If food is so scarce, why hasn’t Gandhi died yet?"
>>57325428
prior to the election I remember people like Owen Jones saying a left wing coalition was going to win but I don't remember anything like that after
>"I clicked accept on a licence agreement without reading it!"
>"And I slightly modified a thing that I own!"
Futurama is the best
>>57325403
it was me
Contemplating a very lewd wank
alright
>>57325377
dress like a girl because people will think you're brave
>>57325463
t'was very good
>Versed: Knowledgeable about the content posted to their respective board. Active members of the community.
alri lads, someone here is already a janny and isn't letting us know
and you know what they say about snitches
have to work tomorrow
>>57325327
really? then why would anyone bother applying to be one? you're telling me they spend time babysitting an anime forum for free? that doesn't make sense.
MAN'S GONNA DO SOME TREAD
MAN'S GONNA DO SOME MILL
MAN'S GONNA DO SOME ABS
MAN'S GONNA PUMP SOME STEEL
>>57325535
snitches get bitches?
don't reply to him
>>57325517
>you now remember the doge episode
>you now feel bad
>>57325519
omfg you absolute prick.
>>57325225
I'm in Blackpool
Lytham St Annes is just down the road
It's actually a really nice town, and that's not even comparing it to Blackpool. It's also one of the richest places in Lancashire.
One problem is that there aren't many high paying jobs in the town it's self because it's the typical seaside town where old people go to die so many of the working age people will commute to Blackpool or other big towns nearby for work.
Also, people in Lytham are a bit pretentious and consider themselves better than the people living in St Annes or the other part of it but that isn't a big deal
>>57325581
>the neck
every time
you're all my homeys
>>57325570
fuck alaska in particular
What colour tie bar should I get for a red tie?
going to a concert tonight even though i have work in the morning what am i like lads
>>57325444
Thats why were perfect for each other, shes the female version of me
She has literally no friends, watches anime all day, literally slightly autistic. Shes only 18 and her bf is some skinlet retarded looking 27 year old, fucking nonce
IRELAND IS A MESS
>>57325570
>new zealand
>>57325515
Yeah I remember Owen Jones being on that hype, claiming the tories were inevitably destined for long term decline, march of history bullshit.
Labour are fucked beyond belief now, it's almost sad what's happened to that party
>>57325581
Looks like I'm never taking fashion tips from /fa/ ever
I can't be the only one
>>57325557
imagine spending your free time baby sitting a manga forum, and the only thing you get from it is you get to feel better than autistic NEETs
guess self esteem needs to come from somewhere
>>57325586
BLACKPOOL BOYS REPRESENT
CLEVELEYS
>>57325581
>that dapper baby in the middle
really hope that mick'd twat isn't back
>>57325630
Nobody should ever wear a tie bar, it's a meme accessory.
>>57325585
i just had enough of you being an absolute cunt
don't take it personally
>>57325570
The title should be "A tragedy world map from the perspective of someone living in the countries coloured orange"
You'll find that people in central Asia care more about shit happening in central Asia than they do in Europe, and the people living in west Africa care more about what's happening in west Africa than they do central America.
IRELAND IS A WASTE
>>57325640
how often do you think he pounds that?
>>57325581
is that neck photoshopped
>>57325377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFmGwh-eIAo
>>57325570
>north korea
>who cares
ah yes, very impressive
>*takes proper wicked rip on my vape*
>open the fucking borders you racist cunts
>*blows massive cloud towards the police in defiance*
>>57325640
>Shes only 18 and her bf is some skinlet retarded looking 27 year old
keep away m8
>>57325586
$500k could get you a literal mansion where i live
Pure Afghan kush or nothing
>>57325711
>man with a meme moustache telling anyone how to dress
IRELAND IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE
>>57325640
>perfect for each other
>female version of me
STOP THIS, she's not, stop the one-itis, there are plenty of girls out there that will be similar to you. If she were that perfect, she would be with you but she isn't, just stop, don't bother, please. Work on yourself, love yourself and go on an online dating site, go tlak to more girls, get hobbies, be funny whatever. Don't make this a tragic dramatic unrequited love story because that's not what your life should be about.
plotting to smoke a dude lmao but my next door neighbour is lurking around in the garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0WOdVCNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0WOdVCNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0WOdVCNg
IRELAND IS A WASTE
>>57325692
wish you would keep your mouth shut yank
>>57325671
SOUTH SHORE
>>57325662
I have the solution
on the ol' train ahaha
theres a qt adjacent to me
>Be Amtrak
>derail
thinking of buying a fleshlight lads
>>57325534
did u kiss ky at all
Why can't I find any freehold flats lads?
They're all leasehold which is fucking useless.
>>57325782
good idea
>>57325792
yeah while he was sleeping
my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
>>57325769
More energy tonight, I like that
do people still use digital cameras
>>57325839
that's why i am like i am
http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/oct/09/living-steel-box-shipping-containers-future-housing
>2016
>not living in a storage container
Dad's pro-choice. Wasn't expecting that.
>>57325813
very good
What do lads?
1. Stay in my shitty house share with wanker housemates and save up for that 1 bedroom flat in scunthorpe I've always dreamed about.
2. Move out and rent a decent house but not be able to save much.
anyone watching the crickers?
>>57325687
it's alright to be honest i never fucking liked you anyway
Need an American gf to wife
>>57325860
it's 2016
>>57325873
>theguardian
brb, kao taoing to beijing on a prayer mat
>>57325889
no granddad
>>57325873
>Will cost £50,000 minimum because of the price of land in Britain
VERY impressive
