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FUCKEN edition
What's the point of /brit/?
GREAT
BRITISH
HOUSING
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours.
she wants a man from...
Just applied to be a janitor lads.
Lol jk I'm not a fucking sad cunt.
KD Lang has let herself go
>>57324327
What did he do?
no namefagging if you want your threads to get posted in
Somebody has compiled all the primary documents of the holocaust into one interactive program. And its going to absolutely destroy the narrative.
You will be able to see every order that was ever made to kill jews by the germans. and the numbers are not looking good for the 6 million
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xNaUVmcwB0
>>57324387
>>57324224
this tbqh
Kyary
>>57324306
>Labour went from this to only having more than 30 seats because they split cities up by the street
Why is Labour so dead?
>>57324362
What's the point of Australia
>>57324398
Thought I'd deleted it in time ffs :@ pm me your address and when you'll be alone and i'll see if i can... squeeze you in xx
reasonably important
http://strawpoll.me/7268438
>>57324306
>>57324381
>Tony Blair was a good PM
Born in 1998: the posts
>Refresh page
>404
>No internet
Ah yes it's that time of the day when one of my housemates resets the router for no fucking reason whatsoever.
This happens twice a day without fail.
kawaii sugoi nya~~
>>57324515
nice
>>57324444
>playing runescape with the man that's shagging your mum
bit weird desu
so glad i came from a non-degenerate family and mummy and daddy are still together
>>57324041
feel like my willy is going to explode to the lady in this picture
REALLY need a sauce
>>57324426
Shes like the basedist mandyke. Leave her/him be.
>Average "British" people
TWO whole Windows??? Lucky goy
>tfw UKIP county surrounded by Labourites
>>57324532
ban evading
>TWO (2) Bedrooms
>Almost half a million pounds
JUST FUCK MY HOUSING MARKET UP SENPAI
>>57324532
>Ah yes it's that time of the day when one of my housemates resets the router for no fucking reason whatsoever.
are you the one with the NAS?
>>57324552
how do you even get to that "house"?
>>57324532
clearing the gunk in the cables obviously
>>57324579
B I R M I N G H A M
>>57324560
>t. traitor of the working class
>>57324532
Probs got IP banned on something pham
>>57324426
constant craving ... for big macs
>>57324312
Probably won't have time for that, but gonna visit at least Galway and Clare
>>57324560
my uncle is in this pic haha x
>>57324526
Not saying he was good he was a bit shit but he did stop Labour from being dead forever because he was the first Labour PM to get a C in GCSE Business
>>57324607
do you not have legs?
>>57324640
>Wanting to pay £5,000 in train fees a year
Alri millionaire
>>57324640
Ah, yes, I have 700,000 for a nice country home
fuck off
>>57324640
This
t. Denmead
>>57324620
t. Gazza, who moved to Benidorm to open a shit bar
>>57324544
You and me baby aint nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
>>57324640
Youre complaining about living in a place without white people yet youre living in thailand??
>>57324667
literally cannot imagine this level of crippling poverty
>>57324639
shouldn't you be at the Hague war crimes tribunal
Ah yes this looks like a nice area to raise some kids.
>>57324640
this
my parents moved away from London to a town built post-war when they were young, but it quickly went to shit so when they decided to start a family of their own, they moved to the northern countryside
my mum has said she could never even think of raising children where she grew up
>>57324703
Thailand is white
>>57324716
>chinks are white
>>57324458
>Will end in a very lengthy series of murders, rapes and then suicide
if you want readers to sympathise with the main character, youve got to justify him killing and raping the caricatures of your enemies (which is a pretty juvenile and fetishistic way of concluding oobaelop's mental decline)
if you want them to sympathise with YOU the author, then your only choice is to drop the new names and write it as a memoir, which will probably result in your arrest and/or sectioning
its just a bad idea - you're not a particularly good writer technically (grammar can be fixed by an editor but your prose is really stilted in general) and i dont think you could make the story appeal to any given publisher
post the first general election you voted in
>>57324715
>moved to the northern countryside
And not a single job in 200 miles.
>When he increases your tax-free earnings to £80 extra per year to save up for that £125k semi-detached
>>57324752
at heart
>tfw the tories always win your constituency even when labour were good
>your vote will never matter
>>57324714
HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO COST THAT MUCH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>57324742
Which one are you?
Are you the good one?
How the fuck does UKIP only get ONE FUCKING SEAT?
>>57324802
FPTP
the gfs pussy
>>57324713
kek
submitted my janny request lads
Ah yes a concrete box
>>57324771
Future looks bright for the youth of britain
what all of you kikes have done all day is complain about house prices lmao
Important
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ahYfgGysFw
think I'll get down to a bit of solo knobbery if that's alright with everyone
>>57324848
yeah its a bit boring desu
>>57324825
What car could fit in that """"""""garage"""""""
>>57324812
JUST
>be a retard that earns fuck all
>complain that you can't buy a nice house
well maybe you should've got a better job you absolute mugs
Watching Vampire Diaries of my own free will haha
>>57324825
YOUR concrete box
>>57324848
We don't have the luxury of bulldozing Palestinain settlements and building over the rubble
>>57324793
Labour literally only win in mining towns and inner city where people want higher bennies to go to the chicken shop.
Labour need to have actual politics going to win outside those places.
>>57324831
>Could emigrate to America if I want
>Entry level pleb so couldn't afford to live out there
Looks like I'm stuck here to slave away a £150k mortgage on a 1 bedroom box in Scunthorpe
we might be getting a new janny about
Someone apply for janitor and keep /brit/ clean from chinkies being posted
Keep /brit/ nonce free.
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holy shit I have so much work to do but I can't get off 4chan
>>57324870
excellent application
>>57324882
somebody get this hothead out of here
Think I've found the most depressing one lads. Just the combination of that price and picture.
>>57324870
I've applied three times. I really want power.
>>57324870
email it to them to be sure they received it
>>57324925
>pot
on the cross
whoever ends up as a janny, please rigourously enforce thread limits, they're the only thing that makes this place tolerable
>>57324952
>that roof
It's like they didn't even try
>>57324952
The most depressing part is that it's in Birmingham.
god if i was janny id delete every single post made by kpop posters even if it wasnt kpop
id sniff em out by flag and bully them to death
would also delete yank posts at random as well as anyone who disagrees with me
cant imagine anything more cathartic
>Three whole walls for £130,000
Bargain
>tfw my soul mate has a bf
Ive given up hope of being with her, but will i ever feel this way about someone else? Shes so perfect, i dont want to spend the rest of my life in a shit relationship/lonely fantasisng about being with her.
Please tell me ill meet someone that makes me feel the way she makes me feel
had a innocent smoothie earlier and now I can't stop farting
coincidence? I think not
>>57324952
What a lovely gate and garden
Moving to Australia next year desu
>>57324952
So the moral of the story is Birmingham is a very desirable city that lots of people want to move to
you can stop now for fucks sake
>>57324996
>listening to asmr during the day
>>57325004
would need a janny to rival you
battle of the century
LOVE brutalism lads
>When he tells you about his Help-to-Buy scheme
>>57324996
I can see her nipples
>>57325024
I drank one once and became anorexic. Please avoid
> Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here
>>57325024
your body's desperately trying to void itself of calcium
>>57325038
>listening
I'm fucking wanking over those hard nipples son
>>57325004
this
Tbh it must be quite nice to BTFO someone and get a flurry of David Mitchells in response
>Go past some of those prefab semi mobile homes on my way to the shops
>"I bet one of those would be a cheaper alternative to a house, they look pretty comfy"
>£60,000
Someone needs to create a blog or instagram compiling of all these horrible expensive houses
haha that'll show the government and burst the bubble
seriously though, it would be funny and satirical
applying for janny so i can delete /brit/ threads
>>57325086
>our Nige on the big bench
>less Scotts going REEEEEEEE every 5 seconds
>more lib dems to cuck
Sign me up
>Hungry Lips channel is gone
R.I.P.
>>57325086
I came
>>57325086
>tfw no Cons-UKIP coalition
Why the fuck did i hear a lot of lefties in May bollocking on about how 'a coalition of left-wing parties' really won the election? That's objective bollocks
>if i was janny
what is your favorite Churchill quote, /brit/?
>>57325137
>inb4 we ended up with a conservative-SNP-lib dem coalition
>Birmingham is a very desirable city
>>57325015
Anime is a pretty good replacement for real life relationships, you should try that.
>>57325132
that the current jannys gimmick
>>57325086
So the tories, UKIP and one northern irish party could form a coalition and it would still make lefties angry
Did my application through Indeed
alri
>>57325181
are you a jew?
>>57324864
there has to be something wrong here
it looks too nice for the price
>>57325205
alri
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours
eyelid twitch is REALLY bad
might move to mars when colonisation becomes a thing
bet the houses prices there will be reasonable
>>57325249
go look out the window for a bit
>>57325205
alri ty
The thing is I honestly wouldn't mind living in a 1 bedroom bungalow or something small like this.
I just refuse to pay a hundred fucking grand for the privilege.
>>57325171
can't post any, it's illegal
I FUCKING HATE THIS FAGGOT
>>57325223
what do you think mong
How long to afford a house if I get the janny position? Assuming I do my job diligently and save everything I can
>>57325159
Did anyone say that?
>Janitors ARE...
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
janny applications always result in a janny that is really keen for a couple of months and then he'll die out after getting tired of being david mitchelled for months straight
>>57325267
very good application
>>57325317
about NaN years
>>57325179
I would, but shes a huge snime fan and watching it just reminds me of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tye4b8uIitA
opinions on this fella?
>>57325225
There is
>Lancashire
>>57325267
>banning frogs
>>57325184
>The Nationalist Conservative Libertarian and Unionist Party
>>57325327
>uncompensated volunteers
>>57325335
all me
NEED SOME GOOD FASHION ADVICE LADS
>>57325355
>The events speak for themselves, any right minded individual would sympathise with him
are you going to put that in the blurb you give the publishers
>>57325350
who the fuck is that redneck
I had 175 friends on FB and now I have 174
I wonder if someone removed me, or did they delete their profile?
I can't be sure
>>57325350
ive watched only a few seconds and i can already tell he's a muh heritage yank
>>57325377
a nice trilby tops off any outfit
>>57325267
>banning frogs
>who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
>>57325323
to be fair i think i did mainly see it on tab articles and overheard other student wankers saying it so maybe i'm being unfair to the part of the left in this country that has somewhat of a brain in their nut
>>57325377
grey hoody, plain/simple t shirt, dark blue slim jeans, inner climbing socks
>>57325344
Then she probably has really bad issues and she'd ruin your life if you ever got together with her for more than a few months.
Trust me, I speak from experience. Not worth it.
>2000 word janitor application due in 48 hours
>haven't even started it yet
>>57325433
how was babypoo
>>57325344
>snime
How do I become a GQ Insider
>>57325365
>>57325416
sic 'em boys
>>57325403
had over 800 friends and i deactivated 2 years ago
do pop up again from time to time if i need to speak to somebody and then delete it again straight after
>>57325171
"If food is so scarce, why hasn’t Gandhi died yet?"
>>57325428
prior to the election I remember people like Owen Jones saying a left wing coalition was going to win but I don't remember anything like that after
>"I clicked accept on a licence agreement without reading it!"
>"And I slightly modified a thing that I own!"
Futurama is the best
>>57325403
it was me
Contemplating a very lewd wank
alright
>>57325377
dress like a girl because people will think you're brave
>>57325463
t'was very good
>Versed: Knowledgeable about the content posted to their respective board. Active members of the community.
alri lads, someone here is already a janny and isn't letting us know
and you know what they say about snitches
have to work tomorrow
>>57325327
really? then why would anyone bother applying to be one? you're telling me they spend time babysitting an anime forum for free? that doesn't make sense.
MAN'S GONNA DO SOME TREAD
MAN'S GONNA DO SOME MILL
MAN'S GONNA DO SOME ABS
MAN'S GONNA PUMP SOME STEEL
>>57325535
snitches get bitches?
don't reply to him
>>57325517
>you now remember the doge episode
>you now feel bad
>>57325519
omfg you absolute prick.
>>57325225
I'm in Blackpool
Lytham St Annes is just down the road
It's actually a really nice town, and that's not even comparing it to Blackpool. It's also one of the richest places in Lancashire.
One problem is that there aren't many high paying jobs in the town it's self because it's the typical seaside town where old people go to die so many of the working age people will commute to Blackpool or other big towns nearby for work.
Also, people in Lytham are a bit pretentious and consider themselves better than the people living in St Annes or the other part of it but that isn't a big deal
>>57325581
>the neck
every time
you're all my homeys
>>57325570
fuck alaska in particular
What colour tie bar should I get for a red tie?
going to a concert tonight even though i have work in the morning what am i like lads
>>57325444
Thats why were perfect for each other, shes the female version of me
She has literally no friends, watches anime all day, literally slightly autistic. Shes only 18 and her bf is some skinlet retarded looking 27 year old, fucking nonce
IRELAND IS A MESS
>>57325570
>new zealand
>>57325515
Yeah I remember Owen Jones being on that hype, claiming the tories were inevitably destined for long term decline, march of history bullshit.
Labour are fucked beyond belief now, it's almost sad what's happened to that party
>>57325581
Looks like I'm never taking fashion tips from /fa/ ever
I can't be the only one
>>57325557
imagine spending your free time baby sitting a manga forum, and the only thing you get from it is you get to feel better than autistic NEETs
guess self esteem needs to come from somewhere
>>57325586
BLACKPOOL BOYS REPRESENT
CLEVELEYS
>>57325581
>that dapper baby in the middle
really hope that mick'd twat isn't back
>>57325630
Nobody should ever wear a tie bar, it's a meme accessory.
>>57325585
i just had enough of you being an absolute cunt
don't take it personally
>>57325570
The title should be "A tragedy world map from the perspective of someone living in the countries coloured orange"
You'll find that people in central Asia care more about shit happening in central Asia than they do in Europe, and the people living in west Africa care more about what's happening in west Africa than they do central America.
IRELAND IS A WASTE
>>57325640
how often do you think he pounds that?
>>57325581
is that neck photoshopped
>>57325570
>north korea
>who cares
ah yes, very impressive
>*takes proper wicked rip on my vape*
>open the fucking borders you racist cunts
>*blows massive cloud towards the police in defiance*
>>57325640
>Shes only 18 and her bf is some skinlet retarded looking 27 year old
keep away m8
>>57325586
$500k could get you a literal mansion where i live
Pure Afghan kush or nothing
>>57325711
>man with a meme moustache telling anyone how to dress
IRELAND IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE
>>57325640
>perfect for each other
>female version of me
STOP THIS, she's not, stop the one-itis, there are plenty of girls out there that will be similar to you. If she were that perfect, she would be with you but she isn't, just stop, don't bother, please. Work on yourself, love yourself and go on an online dating site, go tlak to more girls, get hobbies, be funny whatever. Don't make this a tragic dramatic unrequited love story because that's not what your life should be about.
plotting to smoke a dude lmao but my next door neighbour is lurking around in the garden
IRELAND IS A WASTE
>>57325692
wish you would keep your mouth shut yank
>>57325671
SOUTH SHORE
>>57325662
I have the solution
on the ol' train ahaha
theres a qt adjacent to me
>Be Amtrak
>derail
thinking of buying a fleshlight lads
>>57325534
did u kiss ky at all
Why can't I find any freehold flats lads?
They're all leasehold which is fucking useless.
>>57325782
good idea
>>57325792
yeah while he was sleeping
my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
>>57325769
More energy tonight, I like that
do people still use digital cameras
>>57325839
that's why i am like i am
http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/oct/09/living-steel-box-shipping-containers-future-housing
>2016
>not living in a storage container
Dad's pro-choice. Wasn't expecting that.
>>57325813
very good
What do lads?
1. Stay in my shitty house share with wanker housemates and save up for that 1 bedroom flat in scunthorpe I've always dreamed about.
2. Move out and rent a decent house but not be able to save much.
anyone watching the crickers?
>>57325687
it's alright to be honest i never fucking liked you anyway
Need an American gf to wife
>>57325860
it's 2016
>>57325873
>theguardian
brb, kao taoing to beijing on a prayer mat
>>57325889
no granddad
>>57325873
>Will cost £50,000 minimum because of the price of land in Britain
VERY impressive
Boutta get abducted hahaha
>>57325873
Would very much like to do this, looks very very cosy
>>57325910
HATE IT
>>57325885
if you're still in your 20s you may as well stay in a houseshare
just orchestrated a wank
>>57325706
REEEE
>>57325756
Most autist girls are ugly though and i dont want a slag gf. She was autistic and qt, a very rare combination. A combination that im never going to see again.
>>57325873
i actually just saw a program on that here, these ppl built a three story house with em and it was actually super comfy and cheap
>>57325910
>2016
>still posting Kev
dead meme
>>57325761
do an incense
>>57325926
so is that a no
>>57325910
cold out
>>57325929
guardian cities is based, financially supported by rockefeller foundation so they actually have to produce content about cities instead of just saying cities are racist
*blows monster cloud off my vape*
we need a woman in charge to sort out this old boys club we call a "government"
bit curious as to why f*reigners post here
>>57325972
what? did the doctor's pills not work?
>>57325994
>rockefeller
>>57325957
me too, i bet we busted at the same time haha
>>57325851
Ireland defeated England.
England took Jamaicans Indians and Pakistanis. Ireland took Christian white Europeans.
Salt.
>>57325963
What about the one where I run off to Thailand?
thinking of buying an iPhone to replace this HTC one ngl
because it's 2015
>>57325880
>implying 90% of non-religious people and aren't pro-choice in this country
>implying a lot of protestants aren't too
just realised I see this everywhere
>>57326047
iphones are dying out m8
Business idea: How about instead of trying to "solve" the housing crisis in places like London or Birmingham we simply move the jobs to where the houses are?
>>57326069
I'm in Northern Ireland and we're not a Protestant family.
>>57325873
Imagine how loud it is inside when it rains though
>>57326082
just bought jam from tiptree
but they sold out of raspberry
I love this painting
808 the motherfuckin mafia nigger
>>57326084
you said once you earn like 30k dollars a year
that is mcdonalds tier in the west
>>57326104
comfy af
love hearing the rain outside
just bought heroin, benzos and some whiskey.
going to be a fun night.
not a huge fan of the sun shining in my eye
*reclines in chair, faint breeze blowing through my hair from open window as distant beginnings of sunset creep over distant houses, tendrils of smoky orange bleeding into ceiling of celestial grey as birds commence their melancholy twilight song-and-dance*
yes, very comfortable weather *i pronounce comfortable as "com-FIT-a-ble" and you look at me weirdly*
>>57325998
>harmless obsession
>vile females
im not sold
>>57326084
Which one are you?
>>57325965
yes they are very few and far between, i had one of those before.
but they do exist - you just have to keep the faith my friend - something will happen.
please do not chase after someone who has a bf. it is not worth it. get on with your life. maybe something will happen in the future - maybe not - but keep your options open.
>>57326034
its literally 5pm here so it's a tad odd i'd be wanking at this time, but Aisha Clanclan called me.
>>57325998
does it mention the bit the about him installing a secret camera into their bathroom
>>57326135
sunlight hurts my eyes
*drops the bass*
>>57325640
nah dude, she'd just enable you to be even more of a sorry cunt.
What you really should be looking for is someone who is strong where you're not who can influence you in a good way, not just someone who seems familliar (so like female version of you).
>>57326125
Theres a difference between pitter patter against your windows and rain lashing down onto a hollow metal cube
>>57326163
Which one?
>>57326137
*throws an egg into your window*
hope shes ok
>Northern Powerhouse
>Let steel works go down the toilet
Ah yes!
57326163
fuck off then. we don't want you here, discount thainonce
*makes an omelette*
ah yes how very quirky of me
>>57326181
*a large vape cloud escapes from my lips and nostrils*
Killer choon
>>57326228
I poisoned that egg
>>57326215
ISIS WANT us to bail out the steel workers, don't you see?
@57326216
says the y*nk
Don't understand why people would want to be vampires.
Don't understand anything Jeremy does.
Did a 4 minute plank
Working back up to my PB of 5:05
>people who bid at the very last second
Fuck whoever does this
57326252
OH FUCK OFF
>>57326257
>Don't understand why people would want to be vampires.
you magically become sexier
Just face it. There's nothing you can do about house prices. You either pay £150k for a 1 bedroom box in Burnley or live with your parents.
Buy a storage container? Land will cost you 50,000
There's nothing you can do
*coughs up some albumen and sputum*
errrr phlegmy lol *dies*
>thread hit bump limit
>>57326286
good old jack
>At Least 20 Stung by Swarm of Bees at Arizona Mosque
http://abcnews.go.com/US/20-stung-swarm-bees-arizona-mosque/story?id=38104500
>>>57308506
>Note: We are accepting applications for all boards EXCEPT /b/, /qa/, and [s4s].
So they are accepting appliations for /trash/
>>57326290
finally, some peace
>>57326288
wait till house prices crash
Are you #beachbodyready yet lads? Bear in mind it's literally almost summer
>>57326332
hate beaches
>>57326310
why are muslims in america anyway?
*haunts the streets of norfolk forever*
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogy wooo lol
>>57326297
jannys aren't picked yet, no need to rile them up
>>57326332
hate bodies
>>57326332
>going to beaches in the uk
ah yes
>>57326288
Pay a farmer 50 quid a week to put a caravan on his land
How I got my first proper long-term GF:
>girl introduced me to her friend on MSN
>spoke to her often (and other girls) but didnt fancy her
>met her in person - realised when i went to sleep i fancied her
>made excuses to hang out with her more often in group settings
>spoke to her more online, asked her out eventually
>she already got asked out by a lad
>they break up, still talk to her, go to parties etc together
>ask her out, go on a date, doesnt go that well she wants to be friends etc
>ask her out again but still no
>my friend starts going out with her friend, we all end up hanging out as a group of 4
>she admits to her friend she likes me at one of their parties (im not there)
>she invites me round to her house out of nowhere
>flirts and makes excuses to touch me all the time
>i tell her i like her and hug her and we kiss etc
>become bf/gf
man i wish it was that easy again. being a teenager was so much easier.
we lasted about 3 years and i dumped her for a goth girl in university because i had self-esteem issues of my own and thought that my current gf didnt "understand who i was", but the goth girl did
the goth girl was a terrible person
i still regret that decision to this day. we tired to make it work but the trust in me was gone
though i was a terrible person back then anyway as well, im amazed she loved me at the time.
also my friend dumped the other girl cause she was a virgin and he wasnt. ha foolish lad
>>57326288
The bubble is going to burst lad
And when it does, I'll be ready
>>57326332
hate bears
She just wanna smoke all my weed, she just wanna spend all my cheese
I was feeling a bit down but then I remembered: I'm good-looking! Haha!
PSA:
Starting at the hour there will be a 14 minute pause from posting in honour of 'The Noble 14".
>>57326183
I know what you mean, but i literally hate normies. What am i supposed to do with a normie gf? Go clubbing? Lol. Id rather stay inside and watch anime.
>>57326151
I hope so
I got my hopes too high, i felt like my whole life was building up to that moment. Guess not.
>>57326387
nigga looks stoned af lmao
>>57326284
Can't go out in the daytime though.
What's the point of being sexier if nobody can see it.
>>57326183
yeah this, relationships are about people who can support each other and build upon each others strengths and weaknesses, not someone who "has the same taste" "is the same as me" - that's really unhealthy
>Asian grooming gangs
Them fucking Chinese are at it again lads.
more like.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................GAYLO lmao
>>57326387
this isn't even funny though
twat
>>57326288
wait for our nige to send the buggers back
>>57326379
you expect anyone to read this?
>>57326447
one of those chinky sluts can groom my cock lmao
>>57326458
nice
>>57326379
i read this
>>57326357
>plagued in death as I was in life, the torment begins to drive me mad until in a fit of insanity I drive to the coast and throw myself from the sand dunes
>I tumble three feet and then slowly drag myself two miles to the shoreline and drown myself in an inch of water
>>57326379
didn't read
>>57326379
fuck off normie
>The bubble will burst
***IMPORTANT QUESTION***
Lads was the Royal Mail working over Easter weekend do you know?
>>57326379
did read
>>57326413
ive been there before with a oneitis before, thinking my life was leading up to being with her true love etc etc. i was pretty mentally unstable at that point (too many drugs and too much "spiritual" belief). it was really embarassing and sad thinking about it.
also normie/autist dichotomy isn't realistic, individuals are individuals. some normies are nice, some normies are dicks - same with autists. there are girls in general that don't like clubbing. just try and do the things you enjoy, talk to people and who knows what could happen.
Killing myself if i dont get a gf by the time im 25 desu
>>57326430
You hang out with other sexy vampires. Or just wear sunglasses if the writers are feeling lazy.
where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
also, are we going to 400 b4 nu thread now huh?
>>57326522
this is funny though lol
>>57326567
page 7
>>57326567
ANY council estate
>>57326537
I think they did Saturday deliveries
>>57326486
>>57326505
>>57326519
>>57326528
>>57326547
thanks for all the (you)'s :)
*haunts down t'coast*
*blows bubbles in the water with a straw for eternity*
ah yes, excellent display of wackiness to attract potential mates habbblblblblblbllblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbllbb
>>57326588
even the ones that don't exist yet
me on the right
who here part of /theone/
Buy-to-let dickheads are the absolute worse. When interest rates rise this year, they're going to be so fucked.
You are, all of you, leftists. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your cultural marxism will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the alt-right! And I...I am their instrument!
>>57326604
ahh okay fanx 4 da reply m7
>>57326379
>long-term gf
What kind of normie scum
multiculturalism???
>>57326557
im 25 and i last had sex when i was 21, how does that feel
>>57326635
needs more random capitalised words
>>57326634
my dad has already sold most the properties he's been letting haha
some of them doubled in price since he bought them
Why would tampons not be taxed if glasses are taxed?
Feminists say tampons shouldn't be taxed as they're an essential item but so are glasses.
Tampons and glasses are both taxed as "luxery" goods.
>>57326697
four eyed speccy twat
>>57326650
haha normie are you kidding i can't even go to a club and pull slags FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!!
>non scots using scot talk
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/716610537266786304
disgusting
any suggestions on what brand of fleshkisht I should buy?
do prozzies take into account taxes/tips or is it like if they say it is 200 then you pay 200?
>>57326697
Glasses are medically essential to stop you dying, so are a luxury
Post more expensive houses
>>57326697
THE BLOODY EU
>>57326697
good lad
wrote a letter to my MP about this, and they used tampons as an argument as to why it couldn't be done
will write another one if tampons get exempted
>>57326733
oh dear, I was possessed
>>57326757
you have to add on vat
>>57326689
What did he invest in instead?
>>57326697
alri nerd
>>57326697
Are contact lenses taxed the same?
Tampons are not medically essential, whereas glasses are.
If anything, glasses shouldn't be taxed at all
>>57326554
Thanks for the advice senpai
This feels really bad, i just cant be arsed with carrying on because this shit is going to keep happening to me over and over again.
I think im going to stay friends with her though, i feel really bad about her having no friends.
>>57326782
your tulpa?
>>57326784
whacked it straight in an index fund
i dunno actually, don't think anything yet
>>57326697
VAT is revenue raiser
it needs to be applied across a broad range of goods and services
>>57326831
no, this darn bucks ghost that's been going around
>people actually watch f1
>>57326697
you can get NHS glasses lad
>>57326689
Fuck off literal millionaire
>>57326757
in the UK all prices include taxes, I would imagine this includes escorts
I guess you can tip them if you really wanted
nice
my gimmick has been revived
>>57326855
mario kart >F1 desu
>>57326855
the man drove his car past the other men's cars
>>57326865
unironically plan on investing x amount a month in an index fund when i start working desu
I made it big, so fuck you
>i'm sharing a thread with literal speccy twats
>>57326697
Are these feminists saying that glasses should be taxed?
Seems like your strawmanning, m80.
>>57326866
morrissey tier
>>57326894
Rocket league>
Why are glasses taxed anyway? They are a medical device so should be untaxed like other medical devices.
>>57326865
Are you both stupid?
>>57326855
>people watch cars drive round and round in circles (its literally called a circuit lamo) with minimal, incremental or decremental changes in lap times for 5 hours
literally laughing at them
https://trutube.
tv/video/9/truth-shall-be-the-victor-in-this-struggle
>>57326697
women should be taxed because they never stop bitching
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