EUdition
crayon pop
>>57326856
Christ, that Al Murray gimmick was dire.
Kyary
kpop desu
maisie
Why are glasses taxed anyway? They are a medical device so should be untaxed like other medical devices..
normies at work were repeating the myth about trump making less money than the S&P since the 70s
said "he's not a businessman"
Lucy
reposting this
might go to the pub lads, really need to get me a slag, give me a good pick up line. this is me btw if that helps
Fuck ️you all
You guys suck!!!
You are, all of you, leftists. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your cultural marxism will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the alt-right! And I...I am their instrument!
MUMMY WHERES MY DIN DINS ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW432evOVEM
>birmingham: a '''''northern''''' powerhouse
the 4 representatives:
>a white mp
>a SJW in a hijab
>a black grime mc
>a female rorke ukip councillor in a wheelchair
>>57326980
you look like a right twat
>>57326992
i already have this flag
>saint lucia
>>57326995
>Birmingham
>Northern
>>57326980
American Britboos are the worst
>>57326994
closed it when he went to take a steamy shit
>>57326980
You look a bit like me тbh
>>57326996
>Thailad
You have the most calcified third eye of anyone I can think of.
Good fucking god
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4d5lad/what_do_you_all_look_like_reddit/
>proxy
>>57326992
i've been to your country. wasn't that impressed.
>>57327003
good post
D U D L E Y
WATCH THIS
https://trutube.
tv/video/9/truth-shall-be-the-victor-in-this-struggle
literally spending £550 on monaco GP tickets lmao
>>57327072
absolutely not a fan of reddit's layout
thailads post quuality has dropped massively in the last month or two
>>57326820
this is gonna sound terrible but if shes got a bf she'll be ok, if you keep being her friend you'll still have that "idea" fixated in your head she'll come back to you in the end. the best thing to do is just slowly but surely talk to her less - because in the long run it's gonna help YOU getting over your feelings towards her.
>ask girl out
>she says no
>move on - ask other girls out
that's how it should be.
it won't keep happening over and over again, just stay positive, grab life by the balls, improve yourself as a person, and if you like a girl - ask them out and accept that rejection will happen very often - but if you don't try you'll never learn how it all works.
>>57327078
toys am we
Why are there so many autistic queers in this general? Should be changed to /faggot/.
can't be impartial to the martial
Made some bakewell tarts earlier lads, but they came out all burnt.
They didn't bake well at all ffs.
>>57326996
>>57327042
>>57326994
>this is your average weed smoking filthjug
Just had some spicy meatballs with melted cheese on Turkish bread and some HP Sauce/Tabasco on top.
Highly recommend.
Got a ticket for the third day of the Sri Lanka test match at Lord's desu
>>57327117
This reminds me of the old Ben Garrison
I like it
>>57326994
skipped ahead thought he was just gonna be eating a curry lmao
>>57327117
not sure if the ear part of the joke was necessary, ears are a vital part of listening already
>people actually watch football
what are some good stripper names lads
Proper choon on the sly this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6AK6iW4sHE
>>57327136
there's already a faggot general for your countinent
>>57327168
whats the test on?
>>57326996
Just made a VERY smart investment btw
in all seriousness look into Galaxy Resources
Got a ticket to see Grimsby Town play Chester FC in the Conference Premier
>>57327208
>guitar """music"""
How do you get NHS glasses then lads? my eyes are pretty bad like -8.00 last time I got checked, I wear contacts atm
haven't moved from my seat since I sat down
How do you pronounce the word 'data' ?
is it 'day tah' or 'dah tah'
>>57327072
wew
>I pay hundreds of pounds to see a car drive past a small stretch of road for a few seconds at a time and can't even see them drive around 95% of the track
new waifu
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDT6AF5EvLV/
>>57327208
Very good choice (y)
That reminds me, new Deftones was leaked today so I better listen to that when I'm in the mood
>>57327279
day-tar
>>57327279
day'a
Need some albums to listen to lads.
>>57327279
Day teh
>>57327279
day tah
If you pronounce it anyway else then you are a yank and should FOY
>>57327279
day-tah
singular day-tum
>Need glasses so I can actually see
>Not only are they taxed but they cost around £200
Very impressive.
They should be £6.50 like other prescriptions. I've been prescribed glasses.
>>57327266
can you see clearly without contacts in then?
My vision is really blurry without glasses/contacts, always thought that was to do with the power thing, but realised its astigmatism
used to think everyone with glasses was like this
>>57327283
this to be quite honest
Every hour that goes by I feel myself getting stronger. Life is getting better, I feel like I will achieve my goals taking each day as it comes. I have the will to do what I need to do and be whoever I want to be.
I love myself and my self-esteem increases very day. I look forward to the future.
What sport do you prefer lads?
The one where the overpaid millionaire kicks the ball or the one where the overpaid millionaire drives the car?
>>57327241
Nice bait breh
Have another tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKOpN_jPmHI
should i apply to become a janitor?
what are the long-term rewards?
>tfw 5000 word janitor application due in 48 hours and haven't even started
>>57327072
toop keek
>>57327211
Says the sperg twink.
>>57327266
>-8.00
Fucking Hell, lad.
I'm about -3.5 in both eyes and can only see objects clearly about 30cm from my face.
>>57327380
I think you're stealing my powers as I can feel myself fading hour upon hour.
>i care what other people do with their money
>>57327279
datum
>>57327072
What a sick cunt.
>>57327230
I hate football but, I'd support Grimsby because it sounds less faggoty than Chester.
Good luck.
>Turn on legacy captcha
>Turns itself off immediately
>New captcha is bugged af
Can one of you coding neeks sort this out?
>>57327212
How much beer you can drink whilst sat in the sun all day without being hospitalised. Should be good.
>>57327409
start now to ban limeys
hahah jk lol :o)
:$
*Looks at the racing post*
Ahh yes the 3:30 at Doncaster
Regina Spektor tbqhwymf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgUL3ut4gyQ
>>57327403
the compound interest from putting your wages in an index fund
>overpaid millionaire
>>57327279
Dah - Tay
>>57327393
the one where they run for President
Running lad that's always posting screenshots of his run times, what app do you use?
>>57327072
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4d5lad/what_do_you_all_look_like_reddit/
Dont see what the problem is with footballers being rich if actors are rich
>>57327072
>tfw in that thread
>>57327533
Hey, that's me! ;^)
>>57327443
Sorry mate - sending you some positive vibes so we can share the feeling of growth.
>>57327279
dah dah
>>57326998
rude
>>57327035
?
>>57327043
post urself lad
someone help me desu, i need to pick me up a slag, haven't had sex in 5 months...
>>57327279
Darda
>>57327535
Actors shouldn't be rich either
>>57327533
really classy gentleman
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer
>>57327584
slavic cunt
>>57327483
>5 kilometer bort
haha "bort"
we should evenly spread wages to everyone, so that everyone is equal
>>57327483
ugly
>>57327340
>£200
protip: don't buy designer glasses
>>57327610
>>57327654
>>57327584
nice hairline
>people voluntarily spend money on match tickets, shirts, merchandise, sky sports subscriptions, sponsored products
>"footballers are overpaid"
found muh heritage on reddit lads
>>57327610
The rich get richer, the poor get the picture
the bombs never hit you when you're down so low
>>57327353
>>57327421
I can see objects when they're like an inch or something from my face, but there's no chance of making out people faces when they're a little far from me and it also fucks with my depth perception a bit when I'm not wearing glasses/contacts, like if I made a cup of tea and try to grab the kettle handle sometimes I miss it lel. It seems to be genetic too which sucks, not that the computer didn't help me either, my mums eyes are about -7.00, my brother wears contacts and my father has glasses too but they can survive without them easily. I just hope my sisters eyes don't end up fucked.
Hope the new jannys nice
>>57327072
M'Lady
Super League Rugby is the best sport desu
>most players are all local, people you went to school with
>brawls all the time (at least there used to be)
>players dont get paid millions like football players
>see the players in clubs on weekends and theyre top lads
>same 2 commentators for the last 20 years
Buying vintage Danish furniture on ebay desu
>>57327483
hehe bort
You spend half of your life trying to fall behind
You're using your headphones to drown out your mind
It was so easy and the words so sweet
You can't remember; you try to move your feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBEAaKcnNRg
>>57327720
>super league
poortherners go away
>>57327656
ik swedish girls are pretty ugly, thats why I'm getting a irish gf just like The Golden One! :)
>>57327721
ask them to deliver my xbox
>>57327682
is this real
Business idea
become the Janny and become /brit/s inside man
made an iced coffee
could have made it a bit stronger
>>57327682
howling
>>57327584
Your fivehead is bigger than mine and your fatial features are more angular and slavic than mine. I'm mainly Irish/English heritage with a touch of Dutch on my dad's side.
>>57327753
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4d5lad/what_do_you_all_look_like_reddit/d1o6q18
possibly
>>57327740
horrific
What's your favourite album of all time?
>>57327771
>inside man
lol gay
>>57327611
>>57327678
why are you guys being rude?
*flexes*
none of you can beat me in a fight
We need a to tax the rich earnings to 50% to make a truly equal society void of class
>>57327740
The Golden One is pretty based
>>57327776
I prefer coffee.
>>57327584
Alri heem lad
Your obsession over lithcuck is quite strange
need to transition to a state of pure energy
>>57327740
>irish women
I have some bad news...
>>57327740
>>57327483
pleb taste
Sometimes I think my mate looks down on me cause I'm not an uber cool super dance guy and he's a "DJ" who is working on his "music career" but works at a bar, yet I'm working on my actual design career but he's still probably gonna do better socially than me.
For fucks sake. I bet he'd think I'm dead awesome if i was successful with women at every club night we go to but I'm not most of the time, so he probably thinks "ugh how embarassing he's totally bringing my success as a DJ down omg"
though he's also a massive drug addict (always has cocaine, MDMA and weed on him without fail)
I really hope everything works out in the long run anyway.
>>57327682
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57327720
shut up you mug
>>57327820
what is it
>>57327836
to each their own
any hot drink makes me a wee bit sleepy for some reason
>>57327815
that's what we've been trying for decades. the rich people all end up leaving
>>57327072
wew
'ello
>>57327295
>new Deftones was leaked today
Neat
>>57327805
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
>>57327809
nice negative canthal tilt
>>57327492
millennial tune.
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR8Pha_MZv8
>>57327812
poor cat
why would you feed it that much
>>57327720
Is that a shit version of NRL? Because NRL itself is fucking awful.
>thing is bad because people get paid a lot
ah, very astute analysis
>>57327850
>you will never pop into Cara's mouth like that
>>57327877
absolute bullshit
>>57327802
haha yea
>>57327873
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN0-RRaxMgh86eOwndAklxw
>>57327857
you should start a wordpress, I wouldn't want to miss any updates of your blog
>>57327805
the orbs adventures beyond the ultraworld
>>57327850
>caraandthatdutchcunt.sadbastard
>>57327877
We should kill the fuckers and take their money
>>57327682
Fuckin hell
>>57327072
Don't really see anything wrong with this aside from the "Irish" fat guy.
>>57327879
qt
>severe dandruff
JDIMSA
Business idea: execute all buy-to-let landlords by firing squad.
>>57327935
i thought native swedes were supposed to be attractive
>>57327985
>not using Head and Shoulders
less/practically no tax for everyone so all these public sector employees and unskilled labourers aren't crippled by this horrible burden
>>57327985
gonna go bald
>>57327919
Why is this even a big deal I don't even give a fuck about her
>>57327952
ha i don't want people knowing who i am!! this is the only place I get to vent and there's absolutely nothing you can all do about it haha :)
coughing blood lads
Lying in the bed and left the window open so the cold breeze keeps me up
>>57327776
addict
>>57328032
r.i.p
look at the explosiveness off the floor with 1026lbs
Fuck
Got to kill another 5 hours before i can smoke a joint, relax for a bit then go to sleep
I HATE not being in work, too much time in the day. Might be like Travis from taxi driver and become an uber driver over the weekends.
>>57327951
what a cretin
>>57328048
VERY true
>>57327989
swedes r weird
>>57328065
>chemical feds
kek
>>57327985
I know that feel, tried everything and it wont go away
>had the chance to get with a slutty chav girl when I was a teenager
>didn't go for it
>now I'm a kissless autist who spends every day in his room contemplating suicide
COULD NOT BE FABRICATED BY ANY FEAT OF IMAGINATION
>>57328065
>Literally_me_carrying_this_thread.webm
>>57328120
there's no difference between a wank and sex
>>57328120
ah, its this episode again
government policy proposal: reduce handouts for the poor/disabled, increase handouts for the rich/strong and allow nature to take it's course
>>57328095
Very cool and original tattoos
>>57327809
please stop harassing lissove
>>57327812
My aunt has a main coon three feet tall. he and the neighbours main coon also similarly buffed sit all day every day devising ways to kill each other.
There's a big fucking fence so, every day they eyeball and growl menacingly.
>>57328120
>have got a choice between a conservative protestant british girl or a traditional catholic irish girl right now but I'd rather get stoned with "the boys" than chase girls right now
>>57328120
too much emphasis on sex lad
having sex isn't going to change your life in any way m8
you'll still be depressed and lonely living a shitty life
Fucking love how these taste but they hurt my teeth after a while :\
>>57328120
>tfw I took that chance
Diversifying my portfolio
>>57328208
>>57328211
>gif
fuck off
>>57328201
maine*
>>57328201
are you sure you're not talking about black people lmao
submitting a janitor application
>>57328120
>walking home from my only ever night out
>two chavvy slags ask me to walk them home because it's dark and I would make them feel safe
>run away like that lad in that one webm you know the one
If one was attempting to write a story, they would not be able to write this one haha
>> 57328208
You never had a chance you autistic queer.
>>57328120
>have oneitis for 3 years in secondary school
>in year 11 she used to flirt with me ALOT
>didnt do anything about it because i was autistic and i thought it was a cruel joke
>find out 3 years later she unironically liked me (broken bird syndrome)
>im a 20 y/o kv
LOL
>>57328206
this
i had sex a whole bunch of times and if i hadn't at all i don't think my life would be any different right now.
i mean i still post on 4chan come on
>>57328270
You will never ascend into the astral realm if you worry about such frivolities as wanting a gf.
>>57327610
*takes big swig of beer
*slams pint on table
Ahem bloody tories
There are quite a few good looking females on leddit
>>57328211
>katy perry
any more lad
Just think of it. An entire generation which has found a new Religious Icon on which to center its lives: a "smart"phone. In I-Phone We Trust. Just when we thought homo sapiens couldn't become dumber, more sheeplike, more conformist or vulgar — oh crap, I blinked. And now we have, with the help of lunatic-charlatan Steve Jobs and his cadres of True Believers. One really couldn't make up anything this shallow. So it goes, Lemmings.
>>57328311
cheers lad that's the one
my jeans fell down to my knees and i almost tripped and they started laughing at me for that too haha
>Just think of it. An entire generation which has found a new Religious Icon on which to center its lives: a "smart"phone. In I-Phone We Trust. Just when we thought homo sapiens couldn't become dumber, more sheeplike, more conformist or vulgar — oh crap, I blinked. And now we have, with the help of lunatic-charlatan Steve Jobs and his cadres of True Believers. One really couldn't make up anything this shallow. So it goes, Lemmings.
>>57328206
I literally do not care about sex i just want a qt to love me. So long as i can hug and kiss her ill be happy.
>>57328314
is that pic the astral realm
>guy who bought a large item I'm selling on eBay has no feedback and messaged me asking if I can ship a 20kg package to the Netherlands
Fucks sake, I'm not feeling good about this one
>>57328311
I did this one day, i was crossing a busy street and felt all the drivers eyes on me so I started jogging to get across more quickly, then I was embarassed and just kept running so people would think I was out for a jog
>>57328314
feels bad
government policy proposal: tell everyone to repeat the phrase "northern powerhouse" whilst directing investment/expenditure mainly towards london, bristol and the south west
Still feeling grim as fuck, need to eat but don't want to eat. Have ordered a full parmesan and a few cans of monster, hopefully that'll put me right
>>57326944
sounds like damage control from someone with ONE SEAT.
>>57328311
what's going on here?
>>57328314
>he's never heard of Tantric Sex
>>57328435
una vela...
>>57328434
I do that every time I cross a road tbqh. The way I see it, if I do a wee jog, I get where I'm going faster and they get where they're going faster. Everyone wins.
>>57328410
you're going to be alone forever
you've been watching too many romance movies
watching this dunno whether meant to be good or bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcKePNLTaYU
daily reminder, almost 50% of uk voters are less intelligent than average so ukip coming in second place in so many places isn't that surprising
Lads I got pissed up every day for like 3 weeks and now I feel weird all the time. Am I gonna die?
>>57328501
great film
>>57328480
jajajaja
>>57328434
>>57328458
That isn't what he is doing though. In the full video he is just walking up to random girls, waving, and running away. It looks like he is waving to a driver in this one however
Its only 5:45
FUCK
I FUCKING HATE THE DAYTIME
ROLL ON 10PM
got a violent shite boiling in my stomach rn
>>57328512
Yes
wolf of wall street and pulp fiction are the two greatest film masterpieces of all time
>>57326944
Not as dire as UKIP's current standing in the House of Commons.
>>57328301
VERY similar to me
>girl is mates with a girl who is mates with a mate of mine
>she's in the year below
>don't remember how, but start talking to her on facebook
>we get super friendly
>friends tell me that she likes me and it's super obvious
>she is also single
>I just say "meh, she probably doesn't like me" because I don't want to get rejected
>I start 6th form
>we stop talking despite going to a secondary school combined with a 6th form
>she gets a bf
>I'm now in first year of uni
>she still has a bf
>i'm still single virign
>>57328477
I have actually, done it on DMT and shrooms before
>>57328418
The astral realm is not something to see it's something to experience
>>57328211
She is the most tone deaf attractive thing.
Not being a fruit but, gaga has a nice arse and holy fuck rattles the tunes out. no protools, nothing.
Tried to question a janny about their methods
wouldn't tell me anything
>>57328270
>only ever gone out once
how is this possible
>>57328496
Ive never had a gf before senpai
When youre this lonely sex doesnt even matter, you just want someone to love you, nothing more.
>>57328558
aoooogugugugh here comes crack(like me arse crack)atoa!!
>at parent's
>left my laptop charger at home
>45% remaining
SEND HELP
genuine wife material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt7Tz838fdg
>>57328512
I got pissed everyday for 9 months only drinking 6 pints of german lager a day and did myself liver damage, now been told I am going to die young lmao
>>57328314
hey you're right
remove want and need and simply flow
don't let your emotions be swayed by outside influences
>When youre this lonely sex doesnt even matter, you just want someone to love you, nothing more
*scrolls*
*tries to do a post*
*fingers cramp*
>>57328207
look like yank sour skittles
>>57328607
did you have a very nice time
was it as raucous as anticipated
>When youre this lonely sex doesnt even matter, you just want someone to love you, nothing more.
>>57328635
Really? Fuck
>>57328627
>feminism
no
>>57328592
festival person.
>schadenfreudenlolling HARD over UKIP in may
>remember i usually support lib dem
bad feel
