bye bye europe edition
underrated aspect of being an island is it gives a weird comfy feeling
when i was visitng there was something unique about your local culture that everyone in the country shares.
not like the US where cultures are all blended up, but the UK all kind of watches the same things, and knows the same customs.
Something I'll never really experience unless I moved there. I'd definitely consider raising a family in England somewhere..
KILL ALL RASHEEDS
ARE NIGE
Feeling very sexy today if I do say so myself
good riddance Europe and cumskins
WE
>>57329930
dont. this country is finished.
rate my sneaks
usually worn with a neon windbreaker
ngl like this thread better
USA: Armed activists disrupt anti-Islam protest in Dallas
A group of armed activists from the Huey P. Newton Gun Club joined with local residents to protest against an anti-Islam rally taking place in front of a mosque in Dallas, Saturday.
Also
Many people who don't read the Muslim sources assume that Muhammad was dark-skinned. However, according to Islam's most trusted sources, Muhammad was white. These same sources show that Muhammad also owned black slaves. How can we reconcile these facts with the spread of Islam among African-Americans in recent decades? David Wood discusses the issue.
https://youtu.be/tZxH4QYLRQY
>>57329983
Viper: Kill yourself my man
send Islam help helper
>>57329924
Ketamine can be described as a tranquil feeling at low doses, it feels like your body is being pulled to the ground and that your head is warm and fluffy, you also feel dissiociated and out of your body. Benzos just feel like GHB at low doses. Coke feels like a nice dopamine rush. Happy dickhead?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-35954361
>southern train drivers
>>57329930
good luck affording a house
>>57329947
good lad
goofs fuck u
I have it on good authority that no brit poster has white skin
OH NO WHITES DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH BLACK THUGS AND MEXICAN GANGS OY VEY OY VEY
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Should change the general name from /brit/ to /autisticfaggot/.
>>57330000
have you seen vipers twitter recently? he's wearing some harness, which he calls 'hornace', to crush his internal organs.
he's literally killing himself my man
need a pineal gf
>>57330014
>plymouth
god what a shit hole
YES WE WILL :DD
Really dislike drugposters. Absolute worst posters on /brit/
>>57330053
Been awhile since I heard this
>>57330017
i've been lucky enough to be born into a very wealthy family.
My dad makes over 4 million a year and gives me 15k a year to put into savings. He gives it as a "gift" because will money is taxed
Looking forward to this.
>>57329947
same
I know I'm not though
>>57329715
gay quarter is alright desu, most places shut at 4am but everything there is open til 7am
>Literally kept calling us all Irish and we went ballistic saying we're fucking Northern Irish. They didn't understand how that offended us
kek, i would have said the exact same thing, you are on the island of ireland after all
can only remember meeting a northern irish lad in my local before though and he got a bit miffed when i asked if he was irish
bit hard to tell the difference between the accents for me though
>>57330072
going to give them a bell
wish von Neumann had not died prematurely
>>57330113
>gay quarter is alright
bit gay desu
>>57329983
>not hi tec league.
I'm afraid the sentence is death.
>>57330088
*passes you a joint and a dvd case with a line on it*
just chill man
>>57330106
good lad making sure the ciggys are in the picture so that we know you are cool
>>57330017
You off your head, taig? NI is cheap as fuck for houses.
>>57330072
I love how he's holding the knife for her. Like she's some kind of child who can't do it herself. What a great leader.
Replace Merkel with a man in this image and it'd be completely unacceptable.
when was the last time you bought a ticket to watch football or supported a football club?
>>57330106
fucking hell clean your desk up grim cunt
>>57330106
lick the table
http://strawpoll.me/7269598
http://strawpoll.me/7269598
http://strawpoll.me/7269598
^^ POLL ^^
DENIZENS OF /BRIT/, I URGE YOU TO EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE!
>>57329893
>>57329990
>muhammad
>white
"no"
He was brown like every other bedouin
post comfy towns.
no wales please
>>57330058
Easter?
>>57330136
lots of straight birds go to gay bars desu
it's a good crack when there's nowhere else to go
>rape "survivors"
yeah because a penis going into your vagina is going to kill you huh
>>57330152
*kneecaps you*
Drugdealers will be shot on sight.
>>57330197
>PCSO
>Muslim convert
lmao. Would literally not listen to anything she said to me.
>having dinner before 7
Based Windies
stewart lee's dece lads, wouldnt wanna watch him live though cos i usually just skip the "goes on for too long" bit he does in EVERY FUCKING SHOW
>>57330072
kebab is by far the worst takeaway cant believe anyone willingly goes for it
>>57330049
Makes me livid. I went to school in a decently upper-class area, but there was a growing hispanic area nearby. The latino gangs bullied me harshly because I had a locker near them, stuck in classes with them. Almost failed school and had to take a year off to be homeschooled to wait until the older and worst ones graduated.
>>57330235
yeah "people who have been raped before" is much catchier
>>57330197
muslim blokes must look at that creep on the left so just say wtf
>>57330106
We get it
You're a disgusting sack of shit
>>57330232
I don't know what any of this means
>>57330249
T H I S
H
I
S
>>57330238
*arrests you for the possession of an offensive weapon and possession of a firearm without a license
>>57330173
>I'd definitely consider raising a family in England somewhere..
Yeah cos england is in northern ireland lmao
>>57330247
>having dinner late
jamal
![hallstatt-oberoesterreich-2cavt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AycMb1o.jpg "hallstatt-oberoesterreich-2cavt[1].jpg")
>>57330227
Going to watch one of these film trilogies tonight lads which one should I pick
>Nolan Batman
>Mexico (Antonio Banderas)
>Blade
>Bourne
They're the ones I've got downloaded atm
>>57330113
>Hard to tell the difference between Irish and Norn Irish accent
You tugging my willy lad?
what the fuck is this shit
like it's an official PayPal email for an item I sold on eBay, but eCheque
>>57330113
Because most of us aren't Irish... It's like saying falkland Islanders aren't British, they are south american because they live in S.A.
Just because we live here doesn't mean our bloodline is from here. Most of us all have British first and second names. The very people you identify us with (the Irish) commited atrocities against us.
It's like someone saying a brum is a paki because there are so many pakis there but with A LOT more political bias and a history of slaughtering each-other behind it. Say a paki family bombed yours, would you like to be called that?
Northern Irish sounds Scottish 2bh unless you are speaking to a taig or someone from S. Armagh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qmA7aMEOg
put a meatloaf in the oven
YOU GOTTA LET ME KNOW IF
I COULD BE YA JOSEPH
>>57330173
>taig?
Why make that an issue?
I hate my people sometimes.
>>57329893
You could've stopped this /brit/
>>57330296
Then you're a criminal.
Ignorance is not an excuse
>>57330313
i hear that place is chock-a with tourists 24/7
>>57330313
always see this one on reddit and love it. Austria seems comfy, thinking about giving it a visit. How well do people speak english?
doing a BIG investment into the Australian commodities market
I'll be a billionaire in 5 years
>>57330303
PSNI NOT WELCOME
*does a hunger strike*
>>57330173
i think it can be safely assumed that the yank wasn't referring to NI in any sort of way
>>57330328
you dun goofed
>>57330318
Bourne>Mexico>Batman>Blade
>>57330361
very clearly not england
>>57330305
>implying I read posts by yanks
>>57330389
see above, I have them filtered
Mashallah! Have you praised Allah today brothers?
>>57330342
>taig
delete this
>>57330227
comfy imo
>>57330313
good lad. this one isn't as beautiful but has a nice small town feel to it
bat man
>>57330366
>expecting Austrians to speak English
>not learning their native Austrian
Ffs I hate how stupid Americans can be
>>57330393
Never gave Bourne a watch back to back desu I'll give it a go
@57330406
>as he posts an image picturing an american cartoon with an american album representing an american subgenre of music
>>57330318
bourne is comfy as fuck
having a think about my life
>>57330342
kek fuck up
>>57330371
88e?
For a woman like this, for a passion like this, for a threat like this; I'd dare to kill.
>>57330406
you wouldnt be able to see the post you replied to if you had yanks filtered
>>57330360
Shut up you soft cunt, taig/hun are terms of endearment in NI in this day and age.
>>57330227
really glad i visited grimsby instead of london a few months ago
>>57329893
They don't say such things btw.
>>57330363
Last time I was there was like 15 years ago so I can't remember really but it's pretty famous so it probably is. Still pretty though.
>>57330366
I'd say the level is ok. The older generation can't really speak it well but younger people (especially in bigger cities) should speak well enough.
>>57330439
Love the mountains in the background
>show my friends my patrician music selection
>"bad gimp tunes them lad.."
How do i stop them from being plebs?
>>57330373
>PSNI
The best police force in the world.
They are. Best trained, most experienced, least corrupt.
Really angry all of a sudden.
>>57330485
Meet me at warren point, ellen
>>57330485
hmm
>>57330390
it'll be fine as long as I don't post the item until the payment has cleared.
I've just Googled it and found idiots complaining about people cancelling the eCheques after the item has been sent but before it's been cleared, fucking idiots
57330532
very plebby post
>>57330328
AFAIK you can cancel eCheques so don't send him anything until it has cleared
SHIT
Missed me prayers again lads
Soz about that allah, wont happen again senpai
got yo girl in the cut and she aint choosay
>>57330342
YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED THE SPIRIT OF ALL TRUE CHRISTIAN PEOPLE AT THIS SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR YOU LOATHSOME FAT UGLY RUNT
MAY YOU BURN IN HELL
fuck u goof
>>57330512
what were they actually saying?
>>57330549
you wish i was ellen so you could rub your willys together
parents house is cozy
>>57330602
lemme lemme lemme at that poosay
>>57330543
>least corrupt
Top kek. Tell that to anyone in Belfast and see how they react. PSNI aren't welcome in Nationalist areas and the huns call them PSNIRA. You might well be right, but nobody in this country would agree with you.
>>57330532
you can't.
mad how many people who fought in ww2 are still alive
>>57330594
Dont forget to recite the takbir inshallah brother.
>>57330565
Ulster has nince counties 3 of them in R.O.I.
It's hilarious NI is referred to as Ulster because the other 3 counties are complete backwater shitholes.
>>57330619
Literally are Ellen he lived in Donegal
>>57330590
yeah, says that in the email
so that's what I'm going to do
>no acidhead yoga gf
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDnGKplIXxP/
>>57330492
GXY m8
its gonna be huge, they are perfectly positioned to join the big 5 lithium producers and dictate price on the effectively captive market
>>57330503
>coleraine
>>57330641
not sure those are the lyrics haha
>>57330658
is this england? this would be the part of the UK i would like
>>57330648
>huns call them PSNIRA.
No we fucking don't. Have never heard anyone call them that and I lived in Rathcoole for a few years
>>57330685
It's beautiful
Will Bali in July just be horrible because of all the aussie pissheads? Might go to Taipei
>>57330690
cornwall
>>57330689
thought we were free styling sorry lad
>>57330673
i see
>>57330690
>>57330728
Devon, actually
just licked my own butthole lads haha what am I like? x
>>57330737
it's okay you did well anyway
The international Jewry will be recognised as it's entire demonic threat.
>>57330717
https://twitter.com/hashtag/psnira
>>57330740
he was at the concert, he posted a pic on twitter which is how we calculated his position
>>57330439
went up in the cable car from telluride it was p cool
Weird to think we had a bloke on the moon before internet was a thing.
>the psni is the most feared police service in the world
as a hun this is hilarious:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-35405806
I think weeds making me psychotic lads
I keep having broken thoughts that make no sense, but they feel really profound. Im also extremely paranoid that people are stalking me on 4chan.
>>57330648
>You might well be right, but nobody in this country would agree with you.
Catch yerself on faggot.
Read what you said.
All off yer tits tonight?
>>57330532
>How do i stop them from being plebs?
Pleb detected.
>>57330808
King/middle-class aristocrat
>>57330717
i live in rathcoole ya bleedin dope ya
>>57330808
feel much better since I stopped smoking weed
really stopped having fun with it near the end
>>57330786
What made you decide to travel to the US?
>just work up
>have to be in bed in 4 hours for wok
Fuck my shit right up lads
>>57330797
the famine hit the dissidents hard it seems
>>57330794
>thinking the moon landing really happened
the state of your pineal gland
>>57330758
bigups to the south hams mandem
>>57330841
Don't do drugs tbqh. Don't trust the peelers either.
>>57330797
Nobody said "most feared". The hun said "most experienced" and "best trained" and he's right. They call on the PSNI to train riot police all over the world.
Rate my order from the chinky
Kung Po beef
Chicken fried rice
Crispy seaweed
Large chips
taking the wife's son to grimsby arcade
>>57330785
lamo
i thought youd just seen a random asian or something
'If god was real, I'd punch him right in his fucking dick. I swear on me mum m8'
Richard Dawkins
Last night at the local where he'd been beering all day long
>>57330648
>PSNI aren't welcome in Nationalist areas and the huns call them PSNIRA
what the fuck are you on about, vast majority of PSNI is prods, there's even been a drive recently to recruit more catholics into it
>>57330907
hahahahahahhaahahahahah holy good fuck
>>57330921
cliftonville, meet me at the ats for a few fuckets and a few bags of glue
do you regret ever smoking weed, or regret smoking it in excessively?
i think sobriety and over-indulgence in drugs are overrated. moderation is key
>>57330925
>Large chips
why
baby tier
>"Ha has what are those proles protesting about now"
>"It seems that they think it's unfair that first time buyers can't buy a house due to a massive hosing bubble and they're calling for a living wage"
>"50p extra an hour should cover it I think"
so much injustice in this world
>>57330925
Sounds fucking ace tbqh
DIS POEL IS FIRE DOE!!
http://strawpoll.me/7269789
http://strawpoll.me/7269789
>>57330877
coast to coast usa is one of the worlds great journeys
>>57330871
I want to stop smoking it, but its the only thing that keeps me going. No matter what bullshit i deal with during the day, ill always have a joint waiting for me at home
>>57330910
You left your tinfoil hat in the car.
teaching my wife's son english lads
he's picking the alphabet up pretty quickly
>>57330717
>No we fucking don't. Have never heard anyone call them that and I lived in Rathcoole for a few years
How's things in Rathcool?
Still getting a few walls built and your lads calling it development?
we need to stop hating each other.
>>57330965
Gideon has a fine taste in suits, fair play to him. Always seems to have a great cut
>going to a shopping centre on a weekend
>surrounded by vapid middle class families
can't stand posh ponces
Thinking back to when I was in london a few weeks ago.
So fat needed the bus lane, thanks for providing proper accommodations.
>>57330957
I regret smoking so much in first year and fucking my self over
>>57330931
fuck off billionaire i can only afford Skegness
>When you can't decide if you're extra 50p an hour should go towards a lunch-time Freddo or your dream 75k terrace in Middlesbrough
>>57330945
When I say "huns", I tend to be be referring to those mental AR KULCHER loyalists. I'm not sure what them having a drive to recruit Catholics has to do with them being unwelcome in nationalist areas or being called the PSNIRA though.
>>57330953
>Drugs
*does a ra ring*
>>57330957
moderation is key for sure
used to smoke weed all the time, now i just have a bit of a bender on fridays tbf and thats about it
my mate constantly has coke, weed and mdma in large amounts its kinda worrying especially when he's like "oh i cant afford this outing" yeah but you can FUCKING AFFORD TO GET TONS OF DRUGS CANT YOU.
I looked up the video in OP's pic.
https://twitter.com/AusAesthetics/status/715528977083801600
They are saying "türkeşin ordusu fasistlerin korkusu" which translates to Army of türkeş, the fear of fascists"
Still cringe worthy but not what it says in the title.
t. Turkish speaker.
Why does everyone always lie about Turks? Getting really tiring.
>>57330939
that would've been bloody racist
there was quite a lot of nips there too
Very low response rates for strawpolls recently. Interesting.
NEED a dreadlock gf
>>57330990
I prefer just a beer at night or a glass of wine
drinking some shit from aldi called Rheinbacher
nice stuff
My benzo addiction is getting bad 2bh
One of those "fuck it all" days where I just listen to Finnish metal and not give a fuck what people think. Yeah go and fedora post me, I've probably shagged more birds than you anyway
>>57331090
smelly hair
>>57331079
Turkroach detected
>>57331090
*reports you for cultural appropriation*
>>57330957
yes i do
wholeheartedly agree, have not drank for 3/4 nights but still feel like shite
>>57330910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third-party_evidence_for_Apollo_Moon_landings
>>57331146
Yes that's why I know what they are saying.
>Whan Massa chucks you an extra 50p
>>57331090
imagine how bad she smells
>>57331065
also not gonna lie but its way better having a straight head and not having that "need to smoke weed" feeling.
>>57331115
literally haven't gotten my benzos yet and just ordered some more about an hour ago
>>57331032
I sort of know this feel except I'm working class, work with a lot of middle class ponces but live near estate scum.
Literally in the worst position, went over to the estate near where I live today, fucking kids chucking shit in the street, playing in trolleys they nicked from the tesco, gormless twats in trackies staggering about, fat slags with hoop earings the size of dinner plates carting their screeching spawn around.
All their houses in a fucking state, shouting at nice old people as they pass by, these twats live like fucking animals and don't give a shit.
Middle class ponces aren't that bad thinking about it.
>>57330104
Lucky bastard..
>>57330957
no but i kind of regret taking acid 20 times in 6 months
>>57330617
They were protesting the hypocrisy of Europe towards PKK.There were Allahu Ekbers but in Turkey Allahu ekber is more a warcry than a religious slogan for nationalists.We don't like Alamancis(diaspora) but they are not arab tier.
>>57331115
how much you on bucko?
>>57331084
possibly next-level fans/autists/nonces that follow them around on tour
any fits
>>57331187
pretty hot desu
>>57331224
surely you must have at least had some enlightening experiences?
20 times in 6 months can never be good though.
>>57331115
how bad
got myself down to 3 days the week before last, but then last week was a bad one. it's a merry go round of etizolam/valium/xanax/flubromazolam
>>57331065
coke is disgusting and unnecessarily expensive.
the only drugs I still do nowadays are weed and shrooms, and that's very occasionally. Haven't smoked in almost two months. a friend of mine who's a massive pothead recently did a tolerance break of two weeks (which is quite a period for him), and he had to rely on prescription tablets and alcohol to get him by.
got absolutely fuckin mortal last night. fit bird asked to see me knob but was so wankered that I knew I couldn't get me bellend hard. Dave and Jezza both tried to pull all night, Jezza ended up with a bird that had a hairy fanny, Dave got pied.
Jezza is an absolute fuckin ledge
bustin' for a shite tb honest
>Women have won the battle of the sexes to such an extent that men are now having sex changes to be them, according to outspoken author Fay Weldon.
turning 19 tomorrow.
it's all downhill from here lads.
>>57331221
I'm also ugly and alone.
META-POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7269847
http://strawpoll.me/7269847
http://strawpoll.me/7269847
^^ strawpoll link ^^
>>57331250
2 very fit nips that I saw
God Save the Leicester
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>57331309
it's benn going that way for a while probably
>>57331291
there's more FtM than there are MtF tho
>>57331215
Good lad. Smart to stock up. My dealer is out of xan for 2 weeks because he's making a new lab; don't know how I'll survive.
>>57331248
4mg per day now and I try to limit it to weekdays but my body is craving them and making me feel miserable
>>57331278
Can't survive without them at work nowadays
>>57331309
i think you'll find it's actually all downhill after 21
>next milestone is 30
>>57331354
where is the "yanks" option?
>>57331309
>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Any good streams for attack on titan lads? I use my PS4 to watch anime in bed and for some reason attack on titan on kissanime isnt supported by the PS4, even though literally every other anime on there is.
quite pissed off
ryse son of rome is stuttering on my computer even on low settings
Its 2016
just heard a literal meme fan on the radio. yank man u supporter who's supporting leicester now
do yanks try to annoy us or does it just come natural??
>>57331376
have to hand it to them, they are correct on all points
>>57331261
I saw many deities, I saw my own death many times, I was followed by floating objects and had alien beings steal my consciousness, communicated telepathically back in time on the quantum acid frequency. Saw inside my own brain at a molecular level.
>>57331420
>HEHE LE SELF-DEPRICATING YANK BANTER
>I'M ONE OF LE LADS NOW ;^)
FOY
>>57331419
nah, can already feel my health deteriorating mate
>>57331376
this is really really nasty
>>57331429
just get a crunchyroll trial lad
pretty sure there's an app for it on ps4
>>57331454
sports teams in america are franchises instead of clubs so switching teams is just like going to McDonalds instead of Subway for them
>>57331090
As a 4 thousand year old Assyrian I feel my culture has been appropriated unfairly.
whats your opinion on this kind of bromance lads? sometimes me and my mates start nutting each other like this and like kissing and stuff
doesnt really feel homo though
if my wife has a gf am i still a cuckold??
>>57331364
impressive did u get pics of'em
>>57331420
http://www.yanks.com/
>>57331460
>give gold
What
Holy fuck i thought reddit gold was a fucking meme hahaha
>>57331534
do you watch them have sex and not take part
>>57331392
Because women buy the "Patriarchy" bullshit
>>57331429
Just torrent it dude.
>>57331521
honestly cant think of a single thing on the planet that yanks dont ruin
>>57331505
it's pretty funny Cx
>>57331531
haha forgot pic
>>57331554
i don't watch. they usually go to her house
>>57329930
You'd just muddy their culture with your own.
>>57331291
not really true
just the media talks about them more
if anything it shows how much society cares about men over women
>>57331543
Do I want to put this URL in my search bar
>>57331540
no, one was after the concert walking towards station
other one was gone in less then a flash
should I get some doritos or pringles lads
>>57331564
Porn
>>57331496
just forgot my proxy wasn't on mate chill
