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Grime raves edition
cara
crayon pop
Why is literally every single image of a British house/street incredibly depressing? Is it just the grey skies or something?.
>>57322185
>>57322226
losers
Kyary
Lucy
maisie
Why do you usually to make you feel better in a shit day?
>>57322245
Because Britain is incredibly depressing.
>>57322306
bully people online
r8 and post yours
>>57322260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
>>57322306
this is a roach free zone
>>57322306
please try again
>>57322272
>will happily dish it out but cannot take the banter
kys
pass gets unbanned tomorrow lads
>I go on "nights out"
>tfw chinese but voted white
can't stop me
>>57322260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaTcPBuqspE
Ah yes wonder what I should do.. Live in the city and pay £200k for a terrace house? Or buy a cheap house outside the city and pay the difference in petrol costs.
Ah choices choices...
This is the worst fucking general why do I come here
>>57322306
take my tiny car for a joyride or attack people with a broom
wish i was back on earth doing a poo
>>57322333
>>57322386
thanks for proving how much of a loser you are
>>57322306
Imagine a better life
>>57322367
FOAL
>>57322425
thats 2 people m9
>>57322306
shitpost
listen to music
wank
basically all I do
hamilton has converted to islam
average white muslim convert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXa1bP8HBnI
>>57322493
rasheed
>>57322448
can you keep whatever flag so I don't have to keep changing my filter
>>57322345
wasn't even getting bantered, obv i like grime but i know to not say a number of everyday slang terms on here for fear of invoking the unironic ukip voter/anime watchers' collective wrath
From Sussex, moved to Wales as a kid. Hate the shithole. Ruined my life.
>>57322425
be quiet son.
They made me do it.
moving to wales
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35177487.html?premiumA=true
>obv i like grime
UK sources of immigration
numbers are per year
might be moving to belfast lads
Confucius say
/brit/, more like /shit/
>Grime raves edition
Fucking love me some Grimes
Artangels was my best album of 2015 I don't give a shit
>>57322306
abuse benzodiazepine drugs
When was the last time Britain was cheery and uplifting , I think pre 1900s
>>57322560
>Offers in Region of £134,950
>in the region
bit of a specific region
Why did the Isle of Man never become part of GB?
>>57322506
did you post the kyary video?
>>57322612
reminder that she named herself after black british men
>>57322638
because GB is an island, geographically impossible m8
>>57322554
Rorke
>>57322599
>Spain
>2nd
Wtf? I literally have never met a Spaniard here
>>57322599
I'm sure there's more pakis than chinks tho
>>57322628
Probably in prehistoric times, when we were part of Pangea.
>>57322599
Yet Bristol is basically Somalia.
Something tells me the source for that image is just DOCUMENTED immigration
>>57322638
already got too many mann
>>57322599
didn't realise china was that high
what years is this an average of?
>>57322330
What's your problem with the South West? We're okay down here, if you ignore the second homers and the m*ddle class. We're nothing like the true south.
>>57322604
don't do it lad
t. belfast resident
20 bands 20 bands 20 bands
>be woman
>start crying randomly
lol
>>57322330
>>57322599
>you breath a sigh of relief as you see that Pakistan is only 11,000 and the only major muslim country
I think i can sleep a bit easier lads
>>57322679
they all go to london
>>57322661
afraid not, I'd only post this one though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWm3om-gSw
Jimin
Anyone watching F1 Bahrain?
3 wanks yesterday and 2 so far today
not a good return desu
>>57322706
southern ponces
did take that into account though and gave you slightly better than south east
>>57322731
t. chong kim lee
got drunk and signed up for ISIS yet again lads
They said if I do it one more time they're going to block me
>>57322704
China is so high mainly cos of the thousands of international students that come here.
>>57322749
good lad
>>57322683
What about those really cool medieval story's, always looked great. Alice in wonderland and Arthur
>>57322599
Mad amount from lithuania compared to its population
>>57322306
Cry
>>57322628
I'd say when shit was darkest. 80s.
Britain was never cheery and uplifting. Well, We had Neighbours. The lad was on the wizzo and the grill was balancing herself on some strayans pole.
>>57322766
>only he place in england he likes is cornwall
what a shite opinon
>>57322776
and stay beyond their studying?
Is this the greatest mystery of the 21st Century?
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=109467.0
>>57322772
british people are really hit or miss imo
definitely wouldn't want to live there either
Lads what's your favourite cheap shitty supermarket beer?
OI
*slams down quarter-pint*
WHERE THE SLAGS?
>>57322784
Arthur was set in 1990s North America lad
>Narrative is that Britain has always been full of Somali immigrants
>Sudden discovery of Somali bones in some field
>Narrative is that Britain has always been full of Muslims
>Sudden discovery of some Muslim artifact in some field
>>57322827
have you ever actually been to cornwall?
you are a fucking idiot
>>57322758
>Anyone watching F1 Bahrain?
Are you going to bed?
>>57322847
Tyskie
>>57322847
Alcohol is something i don't mind spending money on.
>>57322880
yep, it's a barren wasteland
>>57322882
What?
>herp derp i live in a povvo shithole a think britain is depressing
this is generally what my area looks like
a white man converting to islam is literally the most degenerate disgusting thing you could ever do
just imagine your long line of ancestors and what theyd think of it
>>57322827
Aphex Twin comes from there. Say no more it's already lightyears ahead of the rest of Pakistan.
>>57322847
Tyskie.
Not really cheap but, nice.
>>57322862
WoAh iTs aLl a CoNsPiRaCy!!1!!!
You guys are pretty much the only social interaction I get desu.
I love you faggots, no homo.
>>57322862
R A C I S T
R A C I S T
R A C I S T
>>57322919
and this is my street, just around the corner from there
>>57322683
>Pangea
fuck off yank
>>57322944
fuck off home slav
>>57322919
looks comfy, would live in.
>>57322944
t. trendy student
anyone want to get choked till they pass out while my penis is inside them?
>>57322931
Honestly if they saw the state of modern Britain they'd convert to Islam too.
>>57322847
Should I wait until their summer before moving to the Southern Hemisphere or just YOLO and do it now?
>>57322908
fucking cretin
>>57322919
Looks like where i used to live in sheffield
>>57323001
Alright
>>57322911
Why else would you watch that sleep-inducing shit?
>>57323001
unironically yes
>>57323014
that is an ugly child though
>Black Country
bit racist
>the state of modern Britain
>>57322991
>>57322974
Pair of fruits. You get out of my country. Off you go.
need my cum eaten
>tfw not American.
No.
>>57323073
considerably more racist than yow
>>57323102
cum into some cream and wait
hate how anglocentric these threads are, why can't we talk more about australia?
>>57322758
Nah I'm watching the figure skating world championship
>>57323078
>my country
love this meme
>>57323093
Meh.
>>57323127
go back to your russian thread
>>57323073
it's to do with the heavy industrialisation and the area literally turning black with soot
send help
dying for a new vid from her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZXg9TeMxf0
>>57323102
cum in your housemate's milk
>>57323038
>>57323067
I'll be leaving bruises
There's no turning back once I'm inside you
>>57323127
do all australians shitpost in real life?
met some in a spoons yesterday, they were mental
my area looks like this
>>57323102
Haha don't we all
>>57323127
>hate how anglocentric
But then we are talking about Australia.
Get absolutely disgusted when I see girls on Facebook tag each other in things about farts or shit. Honestly close to vomit
Feelin like a nandos
>>57323145
shes a sandnigger, green eyes or not
they probably picked her for this deliberately because she looks the whitest of the bunch but she's still froggy looking
>>57323111
Why would you want to be a fucking puritan nutjob?
We're better being sensible and we can mock them in their absurdity.
>>57323168
cheeky
had a dream that i was a little grey alien inside a video game, and i was kicking small animate elephants and dolphins into a big football net and they would float through the air slowly before they went in
Poleaboo is so confident his book shall be popular he's considering spending his bennys money on a book editor even at this early stage of writing
>>57322827
>Cornwall
>England
pick one fuckface
>>57323191
depressing
>>57323191
>salcombe
fuck off billionairre
Rate my waifu lads
>>57323170
sounds good
>>57323250
ding dong the witch is dead
had one about an hour ago with me mum desu
10 extra extra hot wings and peri peri chips
was good
>>57323210
groups of girls talk about shitting regularly, no lie
>>57323250
good lad
What's there to do in Dublin(near Dublin)? gonna be there for 5 days
>>57323244
hardly. its lovely down here.
>>57323247
rude
Explain this Tony B.Liar
>>57323197
australia isn't part of britain no matter how much you want it to be, sorry m8
>>57323250
10/10, absolute stunner
>>57323250
There is no grave for a reason.
>>57323227
desu I would have liked to experience growing up in some puritan shithole town in the midwest, grandma making apple pie
>>57323191
Pretty
>>57323250
>introduced laws allowing the call to prayer
top lad imo
>>57323279
mean't for
>>57323222
>>57323250
MILK SNATCHER
>>57323293
so depressing
>>57323301
so why the fuck should we talk about you in /brit/
fuck off to your autistic russkie safespace you sap
Trump is so racist because he said he wants to stop illegal immigration so illegals stop taking jobs young black people could get......
Trump is such a bigot because he said he wants to stop immigration from countries that hate America until shit gets sorted out........
>>57323298
don't think are tony posts here desu
>>57323283
I know, have a gf who lives with 4 other girls and i over hear them talk like this. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting
>>57323227
I want to own guns, and It's a big hassle to buy weed from dealers.
>>57323293
>Devon
why do other counties even bother trying?
>>57323352
sorry, im a bit confused
do russians talk about us a lot in their general?
>>57323293
Ah, yes, I have a spare £700,000 on a nice country home
>>57322185
this 2bh
steam me pls m9
>>57323387
>>>/balt/
fuck off
>>57323390
povvo
>>57323291
- Being part of a hen party from Leeds getting drunk in Temple bar on a rainy Saturday while wearing something cheeky
-Visiting Tallaght
Notice how Brits and Australians generally stay out of threads talking about smart shit like ethnic heritage and stuff, but are always the first when it comes to shitposts.
Does this mean we're unintelligent, or do we possess a different type of intelligence?
>>57323346
bullying is not tolerated in /brit/
*looks around at everyone else in this thread*
right guys?
>>57323394
>>>/sp/66564818 open this link in vlc
>>57323014
"but i absolutely will be forced to put a rag over my head when i reach puberty and absolutely will be married off to some """"""moderate""""" mohammedan that believes in throwing stones at people until they die and i absolutely will churn out 5 kids that will start blowing themselves up when they get to their edgy identity crisis phase from being a shitskin in the west"
>>57323298
White people are voting with their feet, they do NOT want to live amongst brown people
2001-2011 White Flight
Birmingham
Population: +96,000
White British: -71,000
Asian: +90,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Birmingham#Ethnicity
Bradford
Population +55,000
White British -14,000
Asian: +51,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Bradford
Leciester
Population +50,000
White British -21,000
Asian: +37,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Leicester
Leeds
Population +46,000
White British: -28,000
Asian: +23,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Leeds
London
Population: +1,001,000
White British: -618,000
Asian: +564,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_London#Ethnicity
Manchester
Population +80,000
White British -17,000
Asian: +34,000
Source: Census Table KS201EW: Ethnic group, Office for National Statistics.
>>57323291
>5 days
you'll want to kill yourself by day 3
>>57322860
Meant the King Arthur epic
>>57323415
would you like to perhaps die, cunt?
>>57323111
>he doesn't live in the greatest country on earth
Lmaoing
>>57323445
delete this sharpish
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours
it's my chance lads
my vocation is calling
>>57323433
babymetal told me to end all bullying yesterday
my humblest apologies
>>57323439
i dont get it
>>57323291
drive on the m50
>>57323415
>ireland
>>57323464
rare
How long until your town ends up on The List
what do Britons think of this place?
anyone gonna apply for janny?
>>57323277
>>57323315
>>57323339
Butthurt coal miners detected
>>57323291
ill give you a wank
>>57323463
Stop it.
>>57323445
because white people are older and more likely to retire in the countryside
They're also more mobile and able to seek work abroad more easily
>>57323471
bb.com memes
>>57323501
No Plymouth?
>>57323504
Pretty
>>57323432
Intelligence shouldn't be measured by ones willingness to give opinion, often the more ignorant are the loudest
Debate and discussion is diluted by the anonymity of the internet, especially on a place like 4chan, where ideas are repeated incessantly
personally I hardly bother unless I feel like masturbating my own ego
>>57323504
Reddit tbqh
>>57323504
We found it first
>your chance to own 50% of this spacious 2 bedroom ground floor maisonette with over 70 years left on the leasehold for the low price of £80,000
>>57323564
source?
You cannot use material reasoning with the unreasonable.
The Muslim invasion illustrates this perfectly.
Look at Britain, Sweden, France and Germany and all the material things they've given the Muslim man.
They have fed, clothed, offered free housing, given tax-reductions/nullifications, given free education, given scholarships.
There's no war in these countries.
There's no famine.
There's no shortage of electricity or super-oppressive government system actively damaging them.
Everything these people want is catered for.
Many of them will never work a day in their lives. The system is set up that they recieve benefits for the more children they produce.
Yet what are the Muslims, in fucking droves, doing?
Screaming for their own existential shit (Sharia Law) over the natives, while raping the native women.
These are basic demotivational tactics of an invading body.
You cannot debate a wolf. You can give him food, and all he will do is wait a little longer before attacking you.
You can only outrun (White Flight), outbreed or outfight it.
>>57323570
>fence sitting
>>57323501
this needs to start being posted on Reddit. doesn't get the exposure it deserves on 4chan
>>57323291
Well, there's not going to be the cheap beer and the qt behind the bar from belarus who may or may not suck you off.
Czech in Ireland. Is it a pilgrimage?
Chocolate cheerios and cookie crisp mixed is the one
>>57323616
Why are you telling us? We already know all of this - most agree with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-J4yRzz2Uw
the drake of Birmingham lads
unironically want to pass out at a house party and wake up with someone inside of me
that initial moment when you wake up and feel someone inside of you, but you're still half-asleep and unsure what's happening, then the initial shock when you realize what's happening
>>57323540
nah it's because their communities have been invaded and overrun by muslim rapist hordes
>>57323660
cookie crisp is grim
just soggy and tasteless
maserati 3200
talk to me
>>57323570
>over-complicating meme maps
>wake up
>still an anglo saxon male
the pakis and kikes will never take that from me lads
>>57323445
Nothing compared to detroit
muslim lad here
>>57323682
bit gay
What about these lot?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32413502
>>57323682
always wanted to deepthroat someone till they gag and throw-up/pass-out and then slap them across the face till they wake back up and then I'll shove my dick back down their throat
>>57323660
50kg of calcium phosphates
>>57323755
delet
>>57323682
You want to get raped then?
>>57323730
go away
>>57323250
http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk
>>57323501
Is it better to be on the list (it definitely happened but theyve been caught)
or not on the list (it probably happened and they havent been caught)
>my post didnt get fedora'd
odd feeling
>>57323501
Used to live near Telford.
Glad I got out.
Might have been caught otherwise :^)
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
Literally plebbit tier
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-35954658
>>57323725
not realising the only purpose of a meme map is to overcomplicate it
Live in Devon, northern parents.
>>57323756
they're white, they have a right to
>>57323786
>leftist """""""""""""""""compassion"""""""""""""""""
hello
>>57323778
as long as it was a hot guy, not some pot-bellied greasy turbo-nerd weeb (aka you lot)
>>57323672
Don't like rap but it's like The Division. Like it.
>>57323350
of course they dont do it for free you fucking uneducated worm
good luck getting it published at any rate
Spending the day in bed watching weeds and cuddling pupper
>>57323856
mew :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av6pxdYeFlY
give it 18 months max before he has a top 10 chart hit lads
you heard it here first
>>57323856
hi x
>>57323821
why do you hate Cornwall?
>northern """""""""""""""""""""""""jobs""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Little doggo
>NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
having a galaxy
>>57323899
NORTHERN
POWERHOUSE
>>57323901
delte this
>>57323432
>smart shit
>like ethnic heritage and stuff
>MUH WHITENESS
used to see the BNP mentioned all the time on /pol/ butt havent for a long time now
think UKIP completely killed them off
>>57323901
muh heritage
>>57323901
the inbred bit is slightly west of that spot
>LONG-TERM ECONOMIC PLAN
>>57323884
Devon-Cornwall rivalry, it's nothing personal, it's just the way you're brought up in Exeter - Plymouth is shit and Cornish, therefore fuck Cornwall.
>>57323877
>charts
pineal gland status: impeded by malignant tumour
>>57323864
Now I want to rape you just for insulting me
>When he gives you 50p an hour extra and you can now afford that 1 bedroom terrace house in Scunthorpe you've been dreaming about.
>>57323755
>>57323771
Hello?
Me with the beard
>>57323964
ye but cornwall is shit though
it's like a hillbilly devon which is rich and prosperous
>>57323964
>Exeter lad
my NIGGER
whereabouts in exeter? Which side of the river xx
>>57323856
hello :)
>>57323979
you wouldn't even be able to get it up
you'd just lie there flailing around like a fish out of water, chump
Just went for a run, genuinely couldn't stop thinking about having sex the entire time.
>>57324001
thank you
Lads if you're into sissy boys you should REALLY be watching the figure skating world championship on channel 2 rn
>>57323953
At least I'm white
>>57323954
My mistake
>>57324024
jermaine
>>57324013
LITTLE
>>57323432
Because it always boils down to Europeans sperging out and yanks calling everyone a shitskin
>>57323656
We wanted to rent a car and drive around Ireland to see something better than Guiness or Jameson distillery, which seems to be the most noteworthy spots in Dublin.
Might still do that
>>57323901
You're a fool, you saga cunt.
>>57324071
I'm 1/64th cherokee
>>57324063
LEGEND
>>57324071
>australia taking the intellectual high ground
big fan of this gimmick
>>57323432
>am I white threads
>smart
>tfw my mum was arguing with boyfriend #132 literally all night
>they argued from 00:00 until 3am
>they went to bed
>they randomly woke up at 4am and started arguing again until 7am
She hasnt done anything like that in a while, brings me back to almost every night in my childhood
I hate my mum, i really do, selfish cunt. I dont see why she thinks its okay to keep me and my fucking 9 y/o sister awake all night, screaming like a fucking banshee.
we need to build a wall
>>57324030
I love the people on twitter around voting time who really urge everyone to go vote but if you vote for the party they don't like then you are unworthy of life
Could you actually imagine being a Northerner
How passé
>>57323523
I can wank myself, what about head?
THREE QUARTERS OF A MILLION POUNDS
>>57324089
Are you from Norwich by chance?
>>57324116
>having a slag for a mum
feel for you lad
>>57324012
prove to me its not just word-for-word fanfiction of your own miserable life with names changed
if its just a dramatisation of your wordpress blog i dont think its got a gripping enough plot, any real climax or resolution, characters dont develop at all; i doubt anyone would want to read it let alone publish it
>>57324116
yeh ok sorry mate, we'll try and keep it down next time
>>57324135
Come down me local and ill bash ye fuckin head in
tell me str8 lads
will we leave the eu
Brits argue about literally anything
I once witnessed brits argue about groceries
too much JF in this thread
it's giving me anxiety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcnIhzaDTd0
Really like Courtney Barnett lads. Wish she wasn't a lezzer.
>>57324170
exotic
>>57324170
look at that massive fucking garden
obviously it shouldnt be that expensive but its hardly one of them studio shacks in london
>>57324170
kek that house would be 1/10th of that price here
reckon most people in this thread were born while john major was prime minister
>>57324170
mate if you want to live in a non-paki area near the centre of a thriving world city like Birmingham then you're going to have pay the premium
>>57324024
West pham
>janny applications open
oh dear, some runts will actually spend time writing a pathetic plea begging to be a janny
the wife's son's writing about me on his secret forum again
ffs
>wanted to go for a run
>it's started to rain
>>57324012
publish it yourself on the kindle store
>>57324041
she's got a nice arse
need sauce
>>57324257
Running in the rain is goat
>thriving world city like Birmingham
love stewart lee lads
>>57324257
I laugh every time this image is posted.
>>57324224
thatcher for me
was this the best election ever haha
>>57324082
Honestly, Go west coast starting with Donegal. work your way down.
Everyone you meet will be like a long lost relative. they will treat you like one..
Except the English London diaspora. they may shoot you. Avoid them.
>>57324292
no one cares
>>57324042
You won't be so mouthy when I've got your wrists held behind your back with your face buried into the pillow.
>>57324196
serious business
>>57324220
it's clearly in the tropics too, judging by the local flora
>>57324221
yeah but it's in america
>>57324288
THE PAUL NUTTALS AND THE UKIPS
>>57324222
Doing some planks later
>>57324292
I care
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.
>>57324323
it's in the only white inner-city area of Birmingham
>>57324288
current series of comedy vehicle is DIRE
>>57324257
run in the rain you pussy
>tfw just came back from a run to all the radiators being on
>>57324292
i don't give a shit pal
>>57324306
>tfw blue area surrounded by red areas
feels good
>>57324306
Maybe, Big Tone got Lelbour out of a rut and of course the North was still MUH MILK MUH MINES
>>57324224
yep, and if you weren't then you're too old to too young to be here
>>57324292
haha save it my friend
it's all yours :)
>>57324322
heh heh, I saw what you did and I'll tell everyone
also
>you will never be raped be chesh
why even live?
>>57324375
london?
>>57324372
death and wealth were good, the rest aren't great 2bh
>>57324178
Its the worst
My childhood consisted of her bringing random Chads home, fucking them, then arguing for hours. Spent more time at my nans than at home with my turbobitch mum.
She had one based boyfriend who was kind of quiet and we used to play runescape together, but she left him for some ugly aggressive twat.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57324366
that'd do it every time
>>57324224
Yeah I was
What about it
We gonna have a problem?
>>57324401
nope
I'm not quite surrounded, because there's a small border with another blue
>>57324306
>other colors besides red and blue
dont understand
>>57324616
Lib Dem/SNP
>>57323445
People aren't leaving leeds cos its non-white, most are leaving it cos the south of the city's a total shithole
>>57324657
>hangover & speed comedown
AAaaahhhh yeess
