/brit/
- Home
- Board: /int/ - International
- Reading: /brit/
any memes lads edition
crayon pop
is shite
>>57319791
該死的小雞雞
willys not hard yet lads
post lewd maisie
maisie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgwEjhguyA
big fan of this
need that bass cranked up
doing a think about what I'm going to think about next
Kyary
carrie
wew lads
racists
my gf :3
back when lethal bizzle was lethal b
>>57319828
how was it?
*criticizes the teachings of Muhammad*
>>57319840
What's up with Estonia and Norway?
Mum just slapped me and called my a 'cultural marxist'
>>57319812
this should help
http://strawpoll.me/7265018
>>57319805
>traditional
rasheed
shes ruined
>>57319848
Has she bummed you yet?
>>57319867
estonia is a shithole and i think 2011 was the year breivik killed all those people and in a small country like norway thats going to have an impact on the figures
>>57319840
why is Brazil so abnormally violent anyway?
>>57319848
Wow she looks very feminine
>>57319891
mexican maisie with massive tits
>>57319791
which one is this
>>57319884
I am becoming a mormom
>>57319909
>estonia is a shithole
it really isn't.
>>57319891
>get tit reduction surgery
>wearing this
what an airhead eh lads
post felicity
The French have a pretty serious military these days
Wonder would they surrender if they were invaded again
>be me
>be 20
>get on bus
>ask for single to %destination%
>"how old are you?"
>look my age
>"uhh I'm 20"
>driver still gives me a child ticket
I'm confused
haven't slept for 38 hours now and im feeling fantastic what the fuck is wrong
>>57319859
Was very good night all around apart from some fat prick spilling beer on my shoulder
>>57319918
Because it's literally, race mixing:the country
>>57319867
Estonia's a shithole and 2011 was the year Breivik went ham, which might skew the Norwegian rate although I don't know what the scale is
>>57319960
He was probably trying to do you a favour
>>57319969
>Estonia's a shithole
no it isnt
Went to make a ham and cheese toastie and almost thought I was out of cheese
Every enlightened person should be apart of the alt-right movement
What would happen if the refugees crash a plane into poleaboo
WEW, always assumed some violent third world shithole would have the most guns per capita
>>57319982
ty xo
she a qt
>>57319958
wew lad
>>57319993
A child is only 40p less than an adult ticket
Still nice of him
>>57320018
The US is a violent third world shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMvf92jLhrk
I was at this, cunt from the Cult.
Ian astbury, good lad
>>57320018
do 12 Americans dual wield
>>57320018
>Cyprus
Wtf
>>57319935
its not a shithole but it isnt this absolute paradise some people make it out to be
post maisie webms
>>57320007
I've been m8
the whole of Tallinn wasn't even on the grid and some sweaty woman shouted at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs
>>57320061
>40p
That's half way to a Freddo, lad.
>>57319956
tbf the french had a pretty serious military just before ww2, its just that germany had a really serious military
>>57319840
>Brazil
>developed
I can finally wear my hard rock cafe shirts with pride lads
>>57320166
hard rock cafe is shit
>>57320123
hahahahahaha
>>57320123
>are ya winning, son?
>>57320018
How does Cyprus have so many guns when their gun laws are so restrictive?
>>57320125
What the fuck, what kind of third world shithole is this Tesco located
>>57320123
the waifu age is almost here
why is cara so ugly?
>>57320175
agree desu, used to be much better in terms of food
still going in osaka + tokyo though
>>57320208
Turk side is flooding them with guns
Also there's a fuck massive Army base there
is the irish lad who wanted an f1 stream link here
>>57319647
want to eat her arse out
>>57320241
because she's a transsexual
>>57320244
Turks should be gassed
I bet one day there'll be a 'free Palestine' type movement for Turkish Cyprus
>>57320123
sooooooo awkward
must be cheaper and easier to just see an escort
>>57320018
>>57319840
Really surprised that Brazil and Russia have way less guns than fucking sweden
>when the millionaire drives the fastest car around the track in the fastest time
OH CHRIST THE PIKEYS ARE IN TOWN LADS
>>57320358
maybe they just don't admit to owning guns in Brazil and Sweden
>>57320333
I've been through all of the escorts in my area, like all of them.
Going to have to start going outside of my City soon. Leeds is next on my list to clear.
>>57320358
registered guns mate. brazil is flooded with illegal guns.
doing a poo
back to helljumper lads.
>>57320427
Sweden's gun laws are very lax, but because they're not fucking idiots you don't hear about people being shot all the time
feeling chilly lads
>>57320427
>>57320458
fair enough guess i should have thought of that
All these massive companies whining about 50p extra an hour to their staff. What a load of crap. Lets see your shareholders balance sheets, government subsidies and tax breaks then I think you can shut up. Unless its really about leaving the EU in which case, try an actual argument based on reasoning.
doing a poo
organising a lads on tour trip, whose in?
Zante or Shagaluf lads?
>>57320471
has cortana always looked like that?
>>57320452
>Leeds
good luck
>>57320333
>cheaper
Maybe
>easier
I wouldn't say so. If you're socially anxious as fuck, even being with someone who's paid to take your cock could make you just as anxious as if it were with a normal girl.
Perhaps moreso, even.
>when the millionaire kicks the ball.
Why does every girl who hates her father have a daddy kink?
>>57320489
Guess the reason there are loads more shootings in the usa than a place like sweden is the usa has about 30 times as many people
>>57320471
>Cortana has clothes now
It's a good thing I dropped the franchise with Reach.
>>57320528
what am i, a doctor?
>>57320504
sunny beach, bulgaria mate
its not 2009 anymore
>>57320513
Met some great girls from Leeds so I thought I'd start there.
Why good luck?
*gets lynched*
So I was watching this porno and some guy was fucking his sister so she wouldn;t go out with her shit boyfriend who's good in bed, Bobby.
20 minutes in as he's fucking her she says 'Bobby's still better'. The guy takes it in his stride but that line really got me for some reason, I don't know what it is. Enough to get me to make this post.
Maybe I expect pornos to be perfect worlds.
>>57320510
no >.>
>>57320547
>enjoyed reach
glad you left desu
>>57320564
>I'm a shitposter, Jim, not a doctor!
>>57320528
They want the warmth and comfort their fathers never gave them?
>>57320452
how come you visit different ones?
wouldnt it just be easier to visit the same ones?
>>57320528
read some freud
>>57320514
our generation is fucked if this is the case. the next will be even worse if they grow up with this technology as the norm.
>>57320581
doesnt seem to be many decent ones there (last time i looked at least)
>>57320603
Reach had the best forge mode desu
Who Leicester city fan for life since 2016 here?
>>57320528
Most of them are crazy but they're the best fuck you'll ever have
>>57320598
why
>britain wins the six nations
>britain is in the T20 final right now
>a brit is on pole in the F1
>britain beat the world champions on their own turf
britain is so good at sports
feeling triggered 2bh lads
>>57320672
>sports
yawn
>>57320698
found the lard arse
>>57320539
Hunting is not an activity for posh people here like it is in the UK. This is why we have a lot of guns. I'm fairly certain the same holds true for Finland and Swden, they have a shitload of forest atleast.
>>57320672
H A M I L T O N
A
M
I
L
T
O
N
>>57320620
New experiences and all that.
Plus don't want to get attached or them attached to me.
>>57320631
literally been a city fan since december 2015 here
>Most of them are crazy but they're the best fuck you'll ever have
Moving to a studio flat in a couple of weeks lads, needs to get rid of a lot of my stuff. What shall I do with it? A lot of it is stuff that is only worth like a fiver and I can't be arsed to sell it. Charity shop?
>>57320631
me in the middle
>>57320672
>t20
>six nations
?
>>57320745
yeh charity shop or gumtree
>>57320745
Depends how much stuff you need to get rid of
HEY
>>57320672
>The top two scorers in the premier league are both white british
>>57320698
t. obese anime loving nonce
>>57320745
Dump it in an area of outstanding natural beauty
>>57320717
This desu, most guns in those countries are hunting weapons; handguns aren't anywhere near as common or as easy to get as in the USA. And our large nig population just makes matters worse.
>>57320758
cricket and rugby
>>57320745
google house clearance.
>>57320672
>britain wins the six nations
what
Absolutely love shopping
grim
>>57320672
A British team is finally going to win the premier league too
>>57320745
give it to the lads on /brit/
>>57320750
typical chinks
Should I spend the next two hours of my life watching Jurassic world?
>>57320840
you gay?
>>57320807
>premier league relevant in 2016
literally leicester lmao
>>57319891
Who is she?
>>57320840
gay
>when she just lies there like a corpse and refuses to look at you or make any noise
>>57320807
yet Rooney and Welbeck will start ahead of them at the Euros
>>57319777
>>57318550
I have 84 matches, and I've messaged around 20 of them. Sad thing is I can't hold conversation so they all fizzle out
drinking at 3pm on a sunday isn't considered degenerate is it?
>>57320861
Nah, I just love walking around looking for random shit to buy
Except clothes, fucking hate clothes shopping
>>57320888
slap her around a bit. she'll start making noise then.
>>57320833
does anyone actually play cricket in the uk?
>>57320889
Welbeck is decent
>>57320839
it's a joke see because england did all those things
>>57320888
sounds like me when i was a kid
i was a shitty kid
>>57320672
British world heavyweight champion too, even if he is a pikey.
why are dutch people such nerds?
Feels great m8
>gonna buy a house in the UK outright in 3 years
>>57320888
Throw her around and man handle them then
>>57320926
most school children
bruised my thumbnail in a mosh'sh pit lads
>>57320888
this is my fetish
abusing a drunken/sleeping girl
>>57319891
If there is a god, he's a proper cunt.
What is she thinking?
DARK SIDED
>>57320910
Depends if it's been transubstantiated into the blood of our savior Jesus Christ or not.
>>57320926
ponces and the DAMN upper class
>>57320742
top post lad
>>57320962
Un-fucking-likely.
>>57320962
Don't
>>57320962
Your monopoly money aint worth shit over here.
>>57320926
Brown people
>>57320980
Chubby Hardy.
>>57321006
>>57321022
£250,000 is enough for a 3 bed in my desired location m8, being location independent has it's benefits, I don't have to get bummed by rasheed on the daily, unlike londoncucks
>>57320980
Kek, how small is Tom Hardy. Must be about 5"8.
>>57320868
Ahh yes, not like the premier league gets the most money of any league and with the new TV deal clubs like stoke and everton have more cash than decent teams dortmund, sevilla and marseille
>>57320926
All the cunts at college play it, it's a rich cunt sport.
>>57320840
third eye gouged out
>>57320979
Pics like this really put into perspective what having a thinner face does to you.
Dan Stevens' entire career after Downton Abbey is built around just shedding the bulldog cheeks. I mean if your face genetics are shit you're fucked anyway, but it's always worth a try.
>>57320852
lester are owned by thais
>>57321125
why does he have those little bags under his eyes?
is he korean?
>Gonna buy a one bedroom terraced house in a violent post industrial northern shithole outright in 3 years
>>57320926
My friends at school did.
I remember one time one of my friends wrote a letter pretending to be from the England team junior scout or whatever the fuck. Said they'd seen him playing and asked him if he'd like to try out. Told him to meet at the local cricket ground where they'd be holding trials.
He turned up with all his family. Nan and everything..
It was fucking brutal.
>>57320979
legal in the UK son.
16 mate. If you've not been fucking since legal age you are reee.
>>57321125
I have bulldog cheeks
how do I shed them
>>57321069
>Average Thai salary less than £500 a month
>>57320888
my fantasy to shag a roofied girl tbf
>>57321125
>bad angle vs good angle + lighting
>>57321173
oh mate thats horrible. what a cunt your mate is.
>>57321170
you just described my location with an accuracy that wounds me slightly.
Business idea: live on a canal boat
>Gonna buy a one bedroom terraced house in a violent post industrial northern shithole outright in 3 years
>>57321191
I'm self-employed, nonce.
>>57321191
He's location independent. Maybe he's working for a UK company remotely while living in Thailand. Cheap cost of living, so he's putting away a lot of money each month.
Business idea: drain the canals and build houses in them
>>57321185
I meant porn
>>57321247
this desu
I want to be a river gypsy
>>57321250
>sterling
>"mom"
>manspreading on a comfy chair
>>57321257
>I'm self-employed
Ah so you make even less very impressive
>>57321257
which one are you?
Where can I meet girls who likes videogames but not feminism.
>when she says she likes missionary so she can look at you in the eyes while you choke her with both hands
felt a bit awkward ngl
she kept moving my hands and grabbing onto them while I was choking her so I let go thinking I was being too rough. apparently she just likes to fight back a little and when I loosened my grip it was a turn off
>>57321289
>#Chelsea
Just another rich foreigner.
>>57321257
So did you move to thailand because thats where work is or to save money since it doesn't matter where you work from
>>57321279
same, want be Jim 2bh
>>57320672
>>a brit is on pole in the F1
you could put pretty much anyone in the merc car and they would win
>Where can I meet girls who likes videogames but not feminism.
>>57321300
nice meme my friend
>57321306
not too fond of this new gimmick
>>57321341
the second one, the country is great though
>>57321326
Any games con/anime con
Something about cons turns socially awkward girls into rabid animals
>>57321346
I want to be the duck
can someone post k-pop gifs? Or just cute asian girls dancing? thx.
>I'm going to buy a house with my £400/month English teacher salary
my glass of milk went sour
Literally all I want in life is to buy a home and start a family. That's all I want.
What's the point in anything if no one can afford to buy their own homes
>>57321392
there's bad energy in your house
>>57321370
>literally trying to destroy the west
rasheed
>>57321365
Which one are you?
Don't know
kronenbourg is absolute pish water
Just seen an advert for free teacher training, from HM Government
They must be getting desperate
>>57321392
should've made an ice coffee
>>57321418
might call the local imaam in
>>57321412
What's the point if women have had 1000 sexual partners before 30
Why would you want your child slipping out of that loose vagina
recent wanks have been inexplicably good
>>57321423
wrap up you grime loving mong
>>57321457
>75% of teachers say they would teach in another country if they could
>>57321480
>turning your flag off
ahh yes, excellent
>>57321422
>BABYMETAL
excellent taste
>>57321423
>implying south korea isnt westernised as fuck
want my crayon to pop
>>57321472
Because I took my fiancee's virginity
>>57321503
I don't have reddit flags you paranoid knob
>>57320855
Might sort through it and put it up to see if any of you lads want any of it desu
Doubt people will want to send me their address though
>>57320208
a third of cyprus is occupied by turkey and the cypriot army is small. an armed population is a small defence against them taking the rest of the island.
>>57321412
are you female or gay?
>Shannon said "negro" and called male kpop gay
Based as fuck
>>57321506
went to a concert just yesterday m8
you may even see me in the mosh'sh pit
wanna rock and roll all night 2bh
>>57321506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc
who /eskimodancebirmingham/ here
see you there lads
>>57321472
got a 28 year old gf, said she only had 3 bfs before me
is she lying?
>>57321565
Nice one
I wanted to go but I had other arrangements, fucking annoyed but whatever
>>57321523
What the fuuuuckkkkkkk
>>57321565
what sort of people were there?
weebs or metalheads?
>>57321589
Can't make it, gutted :(
>>57321552
is this the welsh one?
>>57321552
>wales
>>57321422
>using the wind scroll
meh
>>57321589
not me because I'm white thank you.
>>57321507
Fuck she's hot. Name
>>57321585
and party every day
why do girls smell so nice
>>57321638
Yes
>>57321638
>>57321651
she was brought up english
Do only autists like that k-pop trash?
>>57321587
>Nuclear Blast
Good lad
Check out Korpiklaani
>>57321631
don't worry lad, you can go to manchester
>>57321661
80%< of the crowd will be white m8
>>57321603
More metalhead types i think, and weird sjw females.
They had this weird star wars gimmick going on too
>>57321663
Would unironically buy this if it was in Birmingham and had a drive
>>57321250
Imagine being one of those rich cunts that just posts pics of their material possessions everyday
The materialistic decadence of the spoilt bourgeois strata youth is an impeccable rape of the lumpenproletariat
>>57321681
>Wales
>white
>>57321729
ah its not that clear in the pic but thats the side of darth vaders helmet
>>57321663
it's a fixer-upper
>>57321676
meh
>>57321723
alright jamal keep telling yourself that
>>57321738
would cost 3 times as much in a thriving city like Birmingham mate
>>57321747
help us nige
>>57319935
t.EIDF
>>57321787
jaywick is the most happening place there is
>>57321784
been to plenty of grime raves ya mong, most of the people are always white
black people can't afford tickets
>>57321678
it's called perfume mate
>>57321663
I'm an estate agent and not even I know how I could sell that to someone
>>57321809
>replying to a 45 minute old post
kill yourself
>>57321836
>been to plenty of grime raves
how embarrassing
>>57321842
someone will buy it
>>57321842
might be worth it as a second home or a storage shed
>>57321836
>been to plenty of grime raves
>>57321809
really liked tallinn
Looking at these expensive houses has made me depressed. I've been thinking about starting some sort of online business where I could just work remotely. I would then move to some country like Bulgaria and live like a king. Good idea?
>>57321861
says the guy who's never been on a night out in his life
>>57321895
delet
>been to plenty of grime raves
>>57321868
why are they different colours
who the fuck made that decision
they deserve to be shot
>>57321594
Maybe not but how many sexual partners has she had
Want a connection with another human lads
>grime raves
>>57321909
Become a digital nomad
>grime raves
>>57321868
What's the catch?
Just sent out an email to 20 students asking them to attach their CVs and reply
Not sure what I hope to gain
her phone number, maybe?
>>57321868
Unbelievably grim
>>57321909
move to thailand mate, I hear its what all the cool lads do
>>57321962
middlesborough
>>57321777
god trips wasted.
>>57321868
hey, I can see my house
Grime raves? more like grim raves
>grime raves
>>57321911
>says the guy who's never been on a night out in his life
just stop mate, you're embarrassing yourself even more
>>57321986
I disagree, thats an extremely important post
>why yes I do attend grime raves
I had a headache earlier but I took some ibuprofen and now I'm fine.
>>57321958
>>57321940
>>57321929
>>57321895
>>57321861
all sad anime losers
>>57322035
nonce
off to a grime rave at Grimsby Arcade
take it the paki is about
>grime
>>57322059
should rename it Grimesby Arcade
*waits patiently*
literally laughed out loud at the prick posting about grime raves
19yr old tryhard white cunt
>>57322037
did you wash them down with diet soda?
>>57322068
Poleaboo feels most poster in /brit/ are non-white
>>57322072
weren't you posting about eskibeat the other day m8
>>57322109
Bearwood is an important hub
we're going to win the league lads
>>57322085
No, water. Don't know what led you to that assumption but it was misguided.
>>57322073
I'm trying to upvote this but the spam filter is preventing me
nice
https://strawpoll.me/7268022
lads
and
ladettes
>>57322109
mentioned
>>57322162
heh heh, tricked
Why is literally every single image of a British house/street incredibly depressing? Is it just the grey skies or something?
Post some houses from the jewel of the Midlands. Birmingham.
Do you really want to hurt me
7 points clear.
>>57320018
>assumed some violent third world shithole would have the most guns per capita
9th place isn't that bad
>>57322199
half the houses being posted are in birmingham tbf
observation: in a sense of revenge against the myriads of people who have bullied them in the past, /brit/'s anime/rorke contingent will gang up on people who like popular music and use slang expressions and bully them
>>57322242
me reflected in the window
>he jewel of the Midlands. Birmingham.
>>57322178
a lot of them are quite rundown, have the shitty decaying walls in front, and the combinations of dirty bare brick and pebbledash aren't exactly pretty
the sky doesn't help
Ah yes wonder what I should do.. Live in the city and pay £200k for a terrace house? Or buy a cheap house outside the city and pay the difference in petrol costs.
Ah choices choices..
thinking of buying a fleshlight lads, anyone here have one?
>>57322162
>17% non-white
Enjoy your AIDS
>>57321663
Is this a house or some sort of shed/garage
