/AWAKEN MY MASTERS/ edition
cara
looks like a man
crayon pop
think i might have a chest infection lads
been in a bad way since thursday
the phlegm just never stops coming
is shite
Met some aussies at the pub last night
They honestly shitpost in real life too
>>57316118
me on the right
>>57316112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXaIByiJJ0
post more of these lads
maisie
>>57316163
nearly
Poleaboo is now awake, just finished watching Colombo with mum
ah yes a role model british citizen
>>57316178
> grew up learning about Australia as a british colony
> nowadays most children don't even know who Captain Cook is
> all they know is "oh god how evil the evil Nazi British Empire was"
Jimin
>>57316188
>socialising with the family
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbqCquDl4k4
fucking based. imagine sitting around watching tv in america at night when this came on.
>>57316248
> Britain defended an empire for centuries
> America can't even defend two identical buildings
>>57316225
You teach your youngsters well.
We were cunts.
Come visit London, it's a wonderful city full of English life and culture, come buy clothes from the cheeky cockney chaps in the market stalls and debate the recent cricket results with gents in the local pub oh wai....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
>>57316271
show some fucking respect
In Paddington getting my 30p's worth
>>57316225
We were pretty evil m8
>>57316248
edgy
>>57316248
imagine watching tv when this came on though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1mUk04_ho
bit scary desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDAU3SPYFsA
My nan dropped and left nearly 2 mil to an animal sanctuary and nothing else
bit miffed
>>57316291
rorke
>>57316311
good post
did thailand post his willy yet lads?
>>57316291
>>57316354
good. animals need help too you selfish cunt
>>57316316
how is that edgy? it's a strong consolation to a nation in its worst possible state
>that "god bless america" at the end
>>57316276
rasheed
>>57316181
>>57316291
>cheeky cockney chaps
you mean gypsy/chav scum who would jump at any chance to start a fight or rob you of everything you own?
>>57316331
Poleaboo hates seeing happy couples like this and women who he can never fuck
>>57316384
i'm an animal too
>>57316294
why should the strong respect the weak?
>>57316408
>>57316315
depends on your perspective
>>57316271
>>57316390
>rasheed
What are you.
I'm a Christian. What are you?
Fuck off with your ramadan you cunt. Not my cuntry
>>57316499
this post is a bit racist lads, be careful
>>57316411
Those are nice bums
>>57316499
This is our country now, pigskin
>>57316118
this 2bh
>>57316499
>still being religious in the current year
R A S H E E D
>>57316315
>>57316276
Fuck off
>First empire to abolish slavery despite it being very profitable
>Built railroads and improved the infrastructure of every country we were in
>Spread democracy
If we were so bad people wouldn't be clamouring to get into the commonwealth
ahaha
ha
so here we are
"the lads"
>>57316539
>>57316568
> Germany gets jelly
> tries to wipe us out in WWI
> fails
> Germany gets uppity after Nazism rises
> tries to wipe us out in WWII
> Germany tries to wipe us out with multiculturalism
hmmm....
>>57316584
t. mad pigskin
>>57316568
This
If we hadn't colonised half the world would still be 200 years behind
>>57316408
poleaboo is a subhuman who needs to be purged
>>57316581
ahoy there me m80
we really should move the exams for ramadan, it's only fair that the muslim pupils get to eat on exam day too.
>>57316621
fucking hell this is tragic
probably the worst one i've seen yet
>>57316615
not another teen movie was a really good film
>>57316581
the lads
>>57316634
Poleaboo is a god compared to the vermin that infest these threads
THAILAAAAAD
>>57316568
They're not clamouring to get into the commonwealth.
Everything we created is doing fine.
>>57316621
Majestic
got a skylight and everything
I swear to God the next guy who posts is gonna get it
Don't BLOODY TEST ME I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR SHITTER OUT
who /frogisland/ here
The gf
>>57316621
UK homes invoke pathos
don't know what to do now
my shitty temp job ends in two weeks and my uni course doesn't start until october
obviously i want to do something good but i just don't have any ideas
>>57316621
Be grateful stupid fucking goy or we'll give it to an immigrant
>>57316676
Yeah because gods cut themselves, jack off to a woman crushing his balls, and stalk females to the point the police is called in
>>57316651
Which one are you?
Getting the daily Black Pigeon Speaks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
:3
>>57316732
RIGHT MATE
YOU'RE FUCKED
EXPECT ONE OF THESE IN THE NEAR-FUCKING-FUTURE
>>57316739
pen yourself in for a wank at this time in 2 weeks
next
>>57316651
How well could Poleaboo live in Thailand with £7000 and only knowing English?
If Leicester win the league and we win the Euros, should he be knighted?
>>57316727
>some yank genuinely went ahead and put USA flags on each and every one of the spectators
crike
>>57316739
read the works of carl jung
>>57316780
calm down bruce
gf sent me this pic
get it lads? ha ha
*shoves your chest*
You wanna fucking go cunt?
>>57316581
haha me on the right
>>57316616
Now you've become a first world country, how do you intend to ruin it?
>>57316838
*shaves your chest*
do you wanna fucking go, cunt? swimming that is as you will be able to slip and slide through the air like a seal now! :)
What's a good career if I want the chance to make as much or little as I want .
I'm tires on jobs where there's no point of putting extra effort in as you don't get paid more.
>>57316844
me on the left
small heath b10 cuzzybro
>>57316803
How the fuck did Vardy pull that off? Mad man
>>57316824
bad advice, it's nonsense crap about "collective unconscious" bullshit
read cioran and plan your suicide accordingly
>>57316808
>>57316867
cam girl
>>57316752
>gods cut themselves
yes, because it's the only way to feel something, to relate to the little people
>jack off to a woman crushing his balls
Nothing wrong with this
>and stalk females to the point the police is called in
That's bullshit
snowed last night lads
bit fucked
grass just turned green too
my cock lads
>>57316867
any job where commission is involved
>>57316838
*unsheathes fire katana*
*cuts your arms off*
*your wounds are closed*
heh.... pick on someone your own size next time.........
>>57316803
Islam should be made the official religion of England in honour of Mahrez
>>57316881
i still can't believe he even attempted it
>the best goalkeeper in the world
> dog walks into my room
> farts
> walks out
hey thanks senpai
>>57316883
read a short history of decay already
depressing cunt he was
>>57316803
Poleaboo believes Vardy is fucking shit and been relying on Mahrez and a bit of luck
Fuck karate I got me a shotty
>>57316891
>>57316931
>>57316891
>be a little autistic freak
>cut myself because I'm going to go to jail because I stalked polish women
I MUST BE A GOD
>>57316919
Look at that, it has TWO windows. Lucky goy.
>>57316937
delusiono rasheed
if anything, it's the other way round
if i had a uk proxy i would preface every post with "Poleaboo believes"
>>57316829
If I wanted some potato-cunt's opinion I'D BLOODY WELL ASK FOR IT
WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP A CAR OR TWO MATE? BEING A FIRST-WORLD COUNTRY AND ALL
>>57316937
'no'
also fix your fucking flag
>*watches elliot rodgers video*
>*reads poleaboo post*
Ah yes, very impressive
Wish I was a normie teenager
>houses are unaffordable!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-53608636.html
>>57316916
>*unsheathes fire katana*
why?
You idiot.
really wish i was mac demarco
chilling forever
alright form an orderly line if you want to get heemed
>left
>40yo Dutch woman
>right
>20yo English woman
How?
>>57316980
think he's got it like that so no one can filter him
Tell me lads, what's the meaning of life?
>>57316994
>ONLY 1 FOR AN OTHERWISE SICK TWELVIE PARTY
WHY DONT YOU JUST LIGHT IT AND PUT IT OUT ON MY BALLS IT WILL BE MORE USE THAT WAY
>>57317018
Shitty English food and warm lager
>>57316951
>cut myself because I'm going to go to jail because I stalked polish women
Stop distorting the facts, poleaboo didn't stalk anyone and cutting himself was the best move to make at the time given how he was feeling and how he had been treated
A weaker man would have either topped themselves or hopped on the first flight to Syria
>>57316972
Even the MOTD pundits love Mahrez more
>>57317016
*pushes to the front*
>>57317037
Heeming pakis
>>57316994
druggie degeneracy isnt normal m8
those freaks are in a class of their own
feel like using meetup.com to meet some people but can't find any groups that interest me
>>57317016
> Heem
> For one to have sex with another, or to perform sexual acts with them (verb)
> Hey I'm Finna Heem that chick over there
???
>>57316995
that's not too bad desu
would cop
>>57317083
>i'm surrounded by people
>>57317091
heemed = knocked out
Need Southampton to win
morning gents
*nods ladishly towards /brit*
>>57317070
>druggie degeneracy isnt normal m8
FOY
>>57317125
tears for you then
>>57317083
there are better ones where instead of going camping it's like "i want to talk about the universe, stars, philosphy and stuff"
>>57316974
Poleaboo believes that would surely land him in a prison cells again
>>57317020
Correct
>>57317088
Poleaboo would quite like to find a group of friends, either a girl to get high with and watch YuGiOh, a BDSM thing or maybe DnD
>>57317037
The creation, improvement, and distribution of resources is paramount to a society.
tru shit my nigga
put a fiver on newcastle staying up aha what am i like
>>57317091
my definition of heem is very flexible 2bh
been stood up twice in the last week
might as well just give up on women at this point
Just ordered some snus lads haha
>>57317182
>implying that applies to the UK
>implying Cancer can be cured
>>57317182
yeeeah duuuudue
free stuff for eveeeeryoneene
>>57316779
people have spoken lad, do it
>>57317182
lol
>>57317020
>>57317174
it can be filtered though
you just put in "Region empty, no flag yet or you did not set."
>>57317182
there's already a cure for cancer
made scrambled eggs. not as fluffy as mummy's though
>>57317182
doubt it
/brit/'s average IQ is the second lowest of all the generals on /int/, only slightly higher than /lat/'s.
We need to shape up 2bh
>>57317246
and it's cannabis oil
wake up sheeple
>>57317182
I know, its 2016!!!
*takes vicious vape rip*
>>57317275
nah just need the pakis to leave
>>57317193
you're like a nigger
>>57317275
Yes I think shapes is a good starting point for brit
>>57317256
love your ma's fluffy eggs
>>57317275
we need to kick out the yanks and abos tbf
absolutely steaming
>>57317275
Looks like you need to leave then
would not mind putting my willy in any of the ladies in pic related tbphwy/brit/
>>57317306
does she make brekkie for you in the morning??
DOES SHE??
Right after you slipped her a sausage? Eh???
>>57317256
milk separated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evu3I0ZoERc
>>57317226
Fuck it then Poleaboo will just revert to the Lancs flag
#truth
Club was amazing last night, paying for it today though, comedown is kicking my arse. Going to retreat to bed to cuddle the pupper and watch a documentary or something.
>>57317353
i'd rather you just stopped posting altogether
>>57317299
poor and stupid?
>>57317347
how do i keep it together
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gnEubnc.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
becky
>>57317340
Poleaboo wouldn't mind worshipping their feet wile you put your willy in them
Whats your opinion on aboriginal music?
https://youtu.be/bBIubgsfK8E?t=107
>>57317336
Mate please I got an A and 4 Bs in my GCSEs and a B and two Cs in my A levels I'm doing FINE
>>57317354
>>57317395
fuck off poleaboo you freak
>>57317340
number 3 pls
>>57317343
ye (haha)
just got back from a drive
>>57317390
more bex lad, got anything lewd :3
>>57317354
this is really bad for an 8 yo.
t. primary school teacher
>>57317375
Give Poleaboo a fair supply of (you)s and he may consider stop using redditflags
>>57317415
>Bs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cs
>>57317354
One of the dumbest things I've ever read
Why is he so based bros
>>57317419
Yeah, you and the girls should say things like that while I'm licking their soles
>>57317433
any good
>>57317454
And yet here you are with us simple folk, looks like those high grades paid off!
>>57317354
>This 3rd grader's parents' discuss Netflix and Chill around him
bit sick
how many poleaboo posts are posted by random anons?
what if they all were and the blog was a shared login and you've been tricked
@57317446
*refuses*
No shit
>>57317483
ahahaha are you doing my gimmick where you pretend to be poleaboo? i have tee-em'd that gimmick so please give me due credit x
>>57317478
foy
aint that the truth
>>57317437
she had nice side tit going on at the HOF ceremony last night
shes too tan these days though
>>57317494
foy
it's primary 3
>>57317478
choon related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VKxftoQyEA
>>57317516
post qts
>>57317543
Why are steel workers the most entitled people on the planet?
poleaboo just had a tricky poo, told me he ran out of loo roll as well and had to use his hands
>>57317503
>ribena is real
fonc
>>57317354
My Indian neighbor sells pot and used to pee on the side of his house because he was too lazy to walk upstairs to the bathroom
An engineer he is not
>>57317503
what if the greatest trick the devil ever played as convincing us that he isn't real?
*record scratch*
yo whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? lets back track.
>>57317503
quite a few have been me in the past desu and others
>>57317493
i got Bs and some Cs too m8
just breaking your balls
*kisses u*
>>57317503
The fake ones are quite obvious
>>57317387
You cannot. You are a Blonde female now and you will wait for the African man.
There is no respite.
Accept your doom.
>>57317588
>pot
>pee
FOY
>>57317415
>don't get any gcse's
>don't go to college or uni
>manage to blag my way into an insurance job at 19
>own my own house by 26
>earning more money than most people at my age
>no bills, loans or debts to pay off
>more money than I know what to do with
>take random 2-3 month breaks from work to go travelling
you'll be fine mate
>>57317592
including the long and highly specific ones that are most convincing?
>there a people on /brit/ who ACTUALLY believe that Poleaboo is a real person
> log into grindr after 2 days of being away
> 21 new messages
rolling on boipucc
>>57317552
she looks like hulk lad, she needs to lay off that meme shit, looks like a goerdie shore slag
stay WOKE
>>57317354
uncanny how similar my year 12 belonging essay was to this
>china floods the market with steel, trying to kill off steel manufcaturing in the same way OPEC flooded the market with oil to kill off western fracking attempts
>the americans put tariffs on importing chinese steal
>the eu tries to put tariffs on importing steel
>the UK blocks the eu tariffs
>>57317646
no1 cares fat nerd
>>57317646
I did this just to see if I'd get attention
Gays will put their penis in anything it seems
why are gay men so disgusting and desperate for cock
>>57317639
nah they were probably all him
i did keep the gimmick up for quite a while one night though and was raking in the (You)s
>>57317354
there is little difference in argument between this child and an adult leftist
>>57317661
> Palestine
>those British girls who were jailed in Peru for drug smuggling to Ibiza are now free
>>57317666
But how else are we going to get steel, if not from China. Answer me that, Satan
>>57317644
>there a people on /brit/ who DON'T believe that Poleaboo is a real person
Earth is flat too, right?
>>57317657
6/3/1/2/4/5
>>57317566
Is this a qt
met the biggest wanker of a brit on Thursday
shit jokes, shit stories, worked in a call centre and still questioned my choice of study, bald, overweight and smoked a fucking vape
regret not decking the cunt, instead I was nice to him because I was drunk
absolute runt, hope none of you are like him
>>57317652
not fond of the meme hair either
>>57317635
but you work in insurance
Britain? I like it, so cool country.
third eye is sealed permanently shut with ancient mayan scroll magic after reading this thread
![6a5c5e61-bdbb-40cf-ade5-f76e3e90dea4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AUqceNO.jpg "6a5c5e61-bdbb-40cf-ade5-f76e3e90dea4[1].jpg")
>>57317632
Make me
>>57317709
yeah shes not bad tbqh
>>57317698
When are you thinking of ending the gimmick?
>>57317709
what is she wearing
>>57317571
is a pretty shit situation desu
>leave school at 15
>get a job with your dad at the plant
>it's ok because you've got enough cash to go to the pub and look at the girls
fast forward thirty years
>can't get your deadbeat son a job at the plant because the chinese have done it better and it's going under
>no skills to get another job because all you know is steel
pretty terrible for everyone involved, especially knowing that your life is going to get a whole lot worse in the 20 years before you die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs
my tummy after a curry lads
>>57317661
the bottom two pictures are actually from the bombing syria vote
going to the chemist with mummy after lunch
having a sausage sarnie
no homo
>>57317739
Just over 1 year from now
/brit/, /r9k/ and /pol/ will be talking about me quite heavily on that day
*takes fat bong rip*
heh, these fucking politicians are jokes
