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cara
looks like a man
crayon pop
think i might have a chest infection lads
been in a bad way since thursday
the phlegm just never stops coming
is shite
Met some aussies at the pub last night
They honestly shitpost in real life too
>>57316118
me on the right
>>57316112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXaIByiJJ0
post more of these lads
maisie
>>57316163
nearly
Poleaboo is now awake, just finished watching Colombo with mum
ah yes a role model british citizen
>>57316178
> grew up learning about Australia as a british colony
> nowadays most children don't even know who Captain Cook is
> all they know is "oh god how evil the evil Nazi British Empire was"
Jimin
>>57316188
>socialising with the family
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbqCquDl4k4
fucking based. imagine sitting around watching tv in america at night when this came on.
>>57316248
> Britain defended an empire for centuries
> America can't even defend two identical buildings
>>57316225
You teach your youngsters well.
We were cunts.
Come visit London, it's a wonderful city full of English life and culture, come buy clothes from the cheeky cockney chaps in the market stalls and debate the recent cricket results with gents in the local pub oh wai....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
>>57316271
show some fucking respect
In Paddington getting my 30p's worth
>>57316225
We were pretty evil m8
>>57316248
edgy
>>57316248
imagine watching tv when this came on though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1mUk04_ho
bit scary desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDAU3SPYFsA
My nan dropped and left nearly 2 mil to an animal sanctuary and nothing else
bit miffed
>>57316291
rorke
>>57316311
good post
did thailand post his willy yet lads?
>>57316354
good. animals need help too you selfish cunt
>>57316316
how is that edgy? it's a strong consolation to a nation in its worst possible state
>that "god bless america" at the end
>>57316276
rasheed
>>57316291
>cheeky cockney chaps
you mean gypsy/chav scum who would jump at any chance to start a fight or rob you of everything you own?
>>57316331
Poleaboo hates seeing happy couples like this and women who he can never fuck
>>57316384
i'm an animal too
>>57316294
why should the strong respect the weak?
>>57316315
depends on your perspective
>>57316390
>rasheed
What are you.
I'm a Christian. What are you?
Fuck off with your ramadan you cunt. Not my cuntry
>>57316499
this post is a bit racist lads, be careful
>>57316411
Those are nice bums
>>57316499
This is our country now, pigskin
>>57316118
this 2bh
>>57316499
>still being religious in the current year
R A S H E E D
>>57316315
>>57316276
Fuck off
>First empire to abolish slavery despite it being very profitable
>Built railroads and improved the infrastructure of every country we were in
>Spread democracy
If we were so bad people wouldn't be clamouring to get into the commonwealth
ahaha
ha
so here we are
"the lads"
>>57316568
> Germany gets jelly
> tries to wipe us out in WWI
> fails
> Germany gets uppity after Nazism rises
> tries to wipe us out in WWII
> Germany tries to wipe us out with multiculturalism
hmmm....
>>57316584
t. mad pigskin
>>57316568
This
If we hadn't colonised half the world would still be 200 years behind
>>57316408
poleaboo is a subhuman who needs to be purged
>>57316581
ahoy there me m80
we really should move the exams for ramadan, it's only fair that the muslim pupils get to eat on exam day too.
>>57316621
fucking hell this is tragic
probably the worst one i've seen yet
>>57316615
not another teen movie was a really good film
>>57316581
the lads
>>57316634
Poleaboo is a god compared to the vermin that infest these threads
THAILAAAAAD
>>57316568
They're not clamouring to get into the commonwealth.
Everything we created is doing fine.
>>57316621
Majestic
got a skylight and everything
I swear to God the next guy who posts is gonna get it
Don't BLOODY TEST ME I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR SHITTER OUT
who /frogisland/ here
The gf
>>57316621
UK homes invoke pathos
don't know what to do now
my shitty temp job ends in two weeks and my uni course doesn't start until october
obviously i want to do something good but i just don't have any ideas
>>57316621
Be grateful stupid fucking goy or we'll give it to an immigrant
>>57316676
Yeah because gods cut themselves, jack off to a woman crushing his balls, and stalk females to the point the police is called in
>>57316651
Which one are you?
Getting the daily Black Pigeon Speaks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
:3
>>57316732
RIGHT MATE
YOU'RE FUCKED
EXPECT ONE OF THESE IN THE NEAR-FUCKING-FUTURE
>>57316739
pen yourself in for a wank at this time in 2 weeks
next
>>57316651
How well could Poleaboo live in Thailand with £7000 and only knowing English?
If Leicester win the league and we win the Euros, should he be knighted?
>>57316727
>some yank genuinely went ahead and put USA flags on each and every one of the spectators
crike
>>57316739
read the works of carl jung
>>57316780
calm down bruce
gf sent me this pic
get it lads? ha ha
*shoves your chest*
You wanna fucking go cunt?
>>57316581
haha me on the right
>>57316616
Now you've become a first world country, how do you intend to ruin it?
>>57316838
*shaves your chest*
do you wanna fucking go, cunt? swimming that is as you will be able to slip and slide through the air like a seal now! :)
What's a good career if I want the chance to make as much or little as I want .
I'm tires on jobs where there's no point of putting extra effort in as you don't get paid more.
>>57316844
me on the left
small heath b10 cuzzybro
>>57316803
How the fuck did Vardy pull that off? Mad man
>>57316824
bad advice, it's nonsense crap about "collective unconscious" bullshit
read cioran and plan your suicide accordingly
>>57316867
cam girl
>>57316752
>gods cut themselves
yes, because it's the only way to feel something, to relate to the little people
>jack off to a woman crushing his balls
Nothing wrong with this
>and stalk females to the point the police is called in
That's bullshit
snowed last night lads
bit fucked
grass just turned green too
my cock lads
>>57316867
any job where commission is involved
>>57316838
*unsheathes fire katana*
*cuts your arms off*
*your wounds are closed*
heh.... pick on someone your own size next time.........
>>57316803
Islam should be made the official religion of England in honour of Mahrez
>>57316881
i still can't believe he even attempted it
>the best goalkeeper in the world
> dog walks into my room
> farts
> walks out
hey thanks senpai
>>57316883
read a short history of decay already
depressing cunt he was
>>57316803
Poleaboo believes Vardy is fucking shit and been relying on Mahrez and a bit of luck
Fuck karate I got me a shotty
>>57316891
>be a little autistic freak
>cut myself because I'm going to go to jail because I stalked polish women
I MUST BE A GOD
>>57316919
Look at that, it has TWO windows. Lucky goy.
>>57316937
delusiono rasheed
if anything, it's the other way round
if i had a uk proxy i would preface every post with "Poleaboo believes"
>>57316829
If I wanted some potato-cunt's opinion I'D BLOODY WELL ASK FOR IT
WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP A CAR OR TWO MATE? BEING A FIRST-WORLD COUNTRY AND ALL
>>57316937
'no'
also fix your fucking flag
>*watches elliot rodgers video*
>*reads poleaboo post*
Ah yes, very impressive
Wish I was a normie teenager
>houses are unaffordable!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-53608636.html
>>57316916
>*unsheathes fire katana*
why?
You idiot.
really wish i was mac demarco
chilling forever
alright form an orderly line if you want to get heemed
>left
>40yo Dutch woman
>right
>20yo English woman
How?
>>57316980
think he's got it like that so no one can filter him
Tell me lads, what's the meaning of life?
>>57316994
>ONLY 1 FOR AN OTHERWISE SICK TWELVIE PARTY
WHY DONT YOU JUST LIGHT IT AND PUT IT OUT ON MY BALLS IT WILL BE MORE USE THAT WAY
>>57317018
Shitty English food and warm lager
>>57316951
>cut myself because I'm going to go to jail because I stalked polish women
Stop distorting the facts, poleaboo didn't stalk anyone and cutting himself was the best move to make at the time given how he was feeling and how he had been treated
A weaker man would have either topped themselves or hopped on the first flight to Syria
>>57316972
Even the MOTD pundits love Mahrez more
>>57317016
*pushes to the front*
>>57317037
Heeming pakis
>>57316994
druggie degeneracy isnt normal m8
those freaks are in a class of their own
feel like using meetup.com to meet some people but can't find any groups that interest me
>>57317016
> Heem
> For one to have sex with another, or to perform sexual acts with them (verb)
> Hey I'm Finna Heem that chick over there
???
>>57316995
that's not too bad desu
would cop
>>57317083
>i'm surrounded by people
>>57317091
heemed = knocked out
Need Southampton to win
morning gents
*nods ladishly towards /brit*
>>57317070
>druggie degeneracy isnt normal m8
FOY
>>57317125
tears for you then
>>57317083
there are better ones where instead of going camping it's like "i want to talk about the universe, stars, philosphy and stuff"
>>57316974
Poleaboo believes that would surely land him in a prison cells again
>>57317020
Correct
>>57317088
Poleaboo would quite like to find a group of friends, either a girl to get high with and watch YuGiOh, a BDSM thing or maybe DnD
>>57317037
The creation, improvement, and distribution of resources is paramount to a society.
tru shit my nigga
put a fiver on newcastle staying up aha what am i like
>>57317091
my definition of heem is very flexible 2bh
been stood up twice in the last week
might as well just give up on women at this point
Just ordered some snus lads haha
>>57317182
>implying that applies to the UK
>implying Cancer can be cured
>>57317182
yeeeah duuuudue
free stuff for eveeeeryoneene
>>57316779
people have spoken lad, do it
>>57317182
lol
>>57317020
>>57317174
it can be filtered though
you just put in "Region empty, no flag yet or you did not set."
>>57317182
there's already a cure for cancer
made scrambled eggs. not as fluffy as mummy's though
>>57317182
doubt it
/brit/'s average IQ is the second lowest of all the generals on /int/, only slightly higher than /lat/'s.
We need to shape up 2bh
>>57317246
and it's cannabis oil
wake up sheeple
>>57317182
I know, its 2016!!!
*takes vicious vape rip*
>>57317275
nah just need the pakis to leave
>>57317193
you're like a nigger
>>57317275
Yes I think shapes is a good starting point for brit
>>57317256
love your ma's fluffy eggs
>>57317275
we need to kick out the yanks and abos tbf
absolutely steaming
>>57317275
Looks like you need to leave then
would not mind putting my willy in any of the ladies in pic related tbphwy/brit/
>>57317306
does she make brekkie for you in the morning??
DOES SHE??
Right after you slipped her a sausage? Eh???
>>57317256
milk separated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evu3I0ZoERc
>>57317226
Fuck it then Poleaboo will just revert to the Lancs flag
#truth
Club was amazing last night, paying for it today though, comedown is kicking my arse. Going to retreat to bed to cuddle the pupper and watch a documentary or something.
>>57317353
i'd rather you just stopped posting altogether
>>57317299
poor and stupid?
>>57317347
how do i keep it together
becky
>>57317340
Poleaboo wouldn't mind worshipping their feet wile you put your willy in them
Whats your opinion on aboriginal music?
https://youtu.be/bBIubgsfK8E?t=107
>>57317336
Mate please I got an A and 4 Bs in my GCSEs and a B and two Cs in my A levels I'm doing FINE
>>57317395
fuck off poleaboo you freak
>>57317340
number 3 pls
>>57317343
ye (haha)
just got back from a drive
>>57317390
more bex lad, got anything lewd :3
>>57317354
this is really bad for an 8 yo.
t. primary school teacher
>>57317375
Give Poleaboo a fair supply of (you)s and he may consider stop using redditflags
>>57317415
>Bs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cs
>>57317354
One of the dumbest things I've ever read
Why is he so based bros
>>57317419
Yeah, you and the girls should say things like that while I'm licking their soles
>>57317433
any good
>>57317454
And yet here you are with us simple folk, looks like those high grades paid off!
>>57317354
>This 3rd grader's parents' discuss Netflix and Chill around him
bit sick
how many poleaboo posts are posted by random anons?
what if they all were and the blog was a shared login and you've been tricked
@57317446
*refuses*
No shit
>>57317483
ahahaha are you doing my gimmick where you pretend to be poleaboo? i have tee-em'd that gimmick so please give me due credit x
>>57317478
foy
aint that the truth
>>57317437
she had nice side tit going on at the HOF ceremony last night
shes too tan these days though
>>57317494
foy
it's primary 3
>>57317478
choon related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VKxftoQyEA
>>57317516
post qts
>>57317543
Why are steel workers the most entitled people on the planet?
poleaboo just had a tricky poo, told me he ran out of loo roll as well and had to use his hands
>>57317503
>ribena is real
fonc
>>57317354
My Indian neighbor sells pot and used to pee on the side of his house because he was too lazy to walk upstairs to the bathroom
An engineer he is not
>>57317503
what if the greatest trick the devil ever played as convincing us that he isn't real?
*record scratch*
yo whaaaaaaaaaaaat??? lets back track.
>>57317503
quite a few have been me in the past desu and others
>>57317493
i got Bs and some Cs too m8
just breaking your balls
*kisses u*
>>57317503
The fake ones are quite obvious
>>57317387
You cannot. You are a Blonde female now and you will wait for the African man.
There is no respite.
Accept your doom.
>>57317588
>pot
>pee
FOY
>>57317415
>don't get any gcse's
>don't go to college or uni
>manage to blag my way into an insurance job at 19
>own my own house by 26
>earning more money than most people at my age
>no bills, loans or debts to pay off
>more money than I know what to do with
>take random 2-3 month breaks from work to go travelling
you'll be fine mate
>>57317592
including the long and highly specific ones that are most convincing?
>there a people on /brit/ who ACTUALLY believe that Poleaboo is a real person
> log into grindr after 2 days of being away
> 21 new messages
rolling on boipucc
>>57317552
she looks like hulk lad, she needs to lay off that meme shit, looks like a goerdie shore slag
stay WOKE
>>57317354
uncanny how similar my year 12 belonging essay was to this
>china floods the market with steel, trying to kill off steel manufcaturing in the same way OPEC flooded the market with oil to kill off western fracking attempts
>the americans put tariffs on importing chinese steal
>the eu tries to put tariffs on importing steel
>the UK blocks the eu tariffs
>>57317646
no1 cares fat nerd
>>57317646
I did this just to see if I'd get attention
Gays will put their penis in anything it seems
why are gay men so disgusting and desperate for cock
>>57317639
nah they were probably all him
i did keep the gimmick up for quite a while one night though and was raking in the (You)s
>>57317354
there is little difference in argument between this child and an adult leftist
>>57317661
> Palestine
>those British girls who were jailed in Peru for drug smuggling to Ibiza are now free
>>57317666
But how else are we going to get steel, if not from China. Answer me that, Satan
>>57317644
>there a people on /brit/ who DON'T believe that Poleaboo is a real person
Earth is flat too, right?
>>57317657
6/3/1/2/4/5
>>57317566
Is this a qt
met the biggest wanker of a brit on Thursday
shit jokes, shit stories, worked in a call centre and still questioned my choice of study, bald, overweight and smoked a fucking vape
regret not decking the cunt, instead I was nice to him because I was drunk
absolute runt, hope none of you are like him
>>57317652
not fond of the meme hair either
>>57317635
but you work in insurance
Britain? I like it, so cool country.
third eye is sealed permanently shut with ancient mayan scroll magic after reading this thread
![6a5c5e61-bdbb-40cf-ade5-f76e3e90dea4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AUqceNO.jpg "6a5c5e61-bdbb-40cf-ade5-f76e3e90dea4[1]")
>>57317632
Make me
>>57317709
yeah shes not bad tbqh
>>57317698
When are you thinking of ending the gimmick?
>>57317709
what is she wearing
>>57317571
is a pretty shit situation desu
>leave school at 15
>get a job with your dad at the plant
>it's ok because you've got enough cash to go to the pub and look at the girls
fast forward thirty years
>can't get your deadbeat son a job at the plant because the chinese have done it better and it's going under
>no skills to get another job because all you know is steel
pretty terrible for everyone involved, especially knowing that your life is going to get a whole lot worse in the 20 years before you die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs
my tummy after a curry lads
>>57317661
the bottom two pictures are actually from the bombing syria vote
going to the chemist with mummy after lunch
having a sausage sarnie
no homo
>>57317739
Just over 1 year from now
/brit/, /r9k/ and /pol/ will be talking about me quite heavily on that day
*takes fat bong rip*
heh, these fucking politicians are jokes
>>57317543
>active industrial policies and state subsidisation of industries
>a good idea
Conservatives are actually right on this one desu
>>57317776
probably shouldn't have been some thick cunt who decided it was smart to pursue a trade at 15
no sympathy for proles.
>>57317688
That cunt getting executed on the road made the news here.
There is hope.
I hate Israel and Palestine. Both animals. One pretends to be people. Not fooling anyone.
Taking a poo lads. My arsehole feels like burning. Like im taking a dildo haha
>>57317780
looks like my ex who I am still in love with 4 months later
she's in new zealand right now, probably giggling with some chad
sick blud
Are you part of the 10%?
>>57317646
best of luck on the willy hunt
57317711
how about you write your gay blog in that russian general
>>57317727
Haha jokes on you she isn't. According to her profile she "doesn't have the patience" to read books.
>>57317821
someone stop this cunt
knew i shoulda went to 0161 on NYE, put you in my car boot and took you to the police myself
>>57317877
literally just yanks with funny accents
dont know why they bully us and act superior
>>57317896
>0161
MANCHESTER
>>57317840
didn't say we should bail them out, it's just shit
not like they've been living a life of luxury in the council estates of swansea
well good morning
back lads x
>>57317886
thank you!
australian guys are cute
>>57317916
>literally just yanks with funny accents
This.
>>57317896
Why do you care about the normie hordes?
eating a pomegranate
>>57317968
we're cut from the same cloth
Spoke to about 8 new girls in the past week
Recently my first wanks have lasted a typical 15-20 minutes, but then my second and third wanks of the session I can cum in only 3-4 minutes, weird
>>57317992
shut up idiot
We bailed out the banks. The steel industry deserves no less
just remembered i've still got like a fiver left on my tesco giftcard i got for christmas
hope it hasn't ran out
>>57318008
How much semen do you produce?
>>57318006
I speak to girls all day m8 and I get paid for it
step it up
Imagine being this much of a runt
>>57317877
have you chosen to be loyal to us because ireland likes portugual and greece? Okay, other way around. Greece and Portugal love Ireland and Brits still go Turkey.
>>57317999
You're a normatron?
>>57318023
steel is a negative
we can live without it
>>57318006
Spoke to 8 new girls this morning. Step it up faggot
57318071
FOAL
I had sex with chubby girl tourist in the beach, she was British, from Ireland.
>>57318056
>rented suit and car
>"billionaires"
>>57318056
your sound jealous
>>57318095
>British, from Ireland.
no
>>57318017
zip your fucking mouth you fucking yank before i shut it for you.
>>57318095
high test
Who /woreitbest/
>>57318123
shut up idiot
>>57318035
>>57318079
golly, colour me impressed!
jog on you dweebs you know that by speak to I meant there was romantic interest
look dont worry I'm talking to myself
>>57318056
that's the opposite of runt, runt
Don't think I could indulge myself in such decadence desu
>>57318123
shut up idiot
>>57318166
is he building an ark or something
stan collymore is the biggest fucking pleb on twitter
would love to give him a slap
>86% match
>She's 19
>Likes cooking
I think I'm in love lads.
Jk love is for benders
>>57318137
pic related is what id do to the 1920s girl, if you catch my drift
>>57318178
FOY
>>57318166
Why does every normalfag think theyre going to be a billionaire one day?
>>57318225
wow, pretty too!
>>57318227
would still be 10/10 if he dropped the neckbeard
>>57318166
>vapid conspicuous consumption
ahhh the lives of the unenlightened
>>57318225
>Women in 2016
>cooking
>>57318192
work in a bar
endless supply for free booze and easy drunken women
helps if you're attractive ofc
>stan collymore is the biggest fucking pleb on twitter
>would love to give him a slap
>>57318227
dunno who that is
>>57318225
what app?
>>57318137
1810's 1830's and 1870's is basically the same.
>>57318225
bestiality is illegal in the UK m8
>>57316621
The whole house is about as big as my living room
>>57318260
complacency is a sure-fire sign of being a runt-prole
sure, naive want is petty, but it's usually done so in a half-serious manner
>>57318266
>ahhh the lives of the unenlightened
>>57318291
he was the chosen one
>>57318338
I am darkly enlightened by my own intelligence
you smart
>>57318095
I'm doing Crete this year.
I'll sit on a boat. I'll pray I won't bump into a cockney and his shitty family, the two older sons being complete cunts. the tramp 16 year old fucking the pond life and the father and mother going most annoying cunts everyone knows. Brits.
>>57318332
>complacency is a sure-fire sign of being a runt-prole
there are runt-proles in the world. they should accept their circumstances and abilities and set realistic goals for themselves. It's like theyre headbutting a brick wall.
>>57318166
When Jerry Seinfeld was asked if he thinks he really needed 99 Porsches he said he didn't really need 1
>>57318309
OK Cupid
>there are runt-proles in the world. they should accept their circumstances and abilities and set realistic goals for themselves. It's like theyre headbutting a brick wall.
London
checking out our handiwork from last night
phone said that we got both posts at exactly the same time, but apparently not
so sad
>>57318460
with jews you lose
>>57318023
If they had stopped their dependency on steel and taken up something like hedge fund management instead, this would not have been an issue.
>install Tinder yesterday
>get 3 matches since
>cant muster the courage to say hi to any of them
>>57318453
I usually wouldn't pay much attention to them but I'd sooner condemn a complacent dweeb mulling around in his mediocore settings who is proud of his heightened sense of self awareness then I would condemn some young naive guy wanting the best in the world
Kek
>>57318494
wew got any more pics?
jdimsa
>>57318492
wish i was a rich nigger
>>57318550
protip: say hi
>>57318550
Just send them a gift, I usually use the spiderman lying down one
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>57318575
can't remember what I posted last night, got a couple
ill post htem when ive finished me lunch
rate my cheap alcohol collection i smuggled back in to the uk lads
1L absolut citron
1L absolut raspberry
1L barcardi white rum
1L smirnoff lime
1L captain morgans spiced rum
70cl 80% black absinthe
>>57318492
>all that green
wot
>>57318625
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57318647
reported (to the police)
>>57318647
reported to the bobbers
also p good, especially the spiced rum
>>57318647
>all bender drinks
good work batty
>>57318473
The worst thing in the world on holiday is a london family making conversation.
The best best thing is an Irish family somewhere near.
>>57318647
7.5/10
would have been higher if there was a brandy in there
>>57318625
always screenshot slags tbf, can never be too careful haha
>>57318707
need them to mangle my balls
>>57318707
A D E L E
L
E
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YovrrYMnH_A
>>57318550
Just message them fuck
The worst they can do is reject you.
>I am so sorry now that I fell for the great Thatcher-Reagan promise. I can’t deny that I did. I believed all that stuff about privatisation and free trade and the unrestrained market. I think I may even have been taken in by the prophecies of a great share-owning democracy.
He's seen the light
>>57318708
>>57318712
n-no
pic was me walking through nothing to declare
>>57318718
>>57318737
tyty
>>57318707
G O O D post
>Ah yes how spontaneous and not at all planned
Very smart poster
saw right through us
I finally showered , good feel
>when they refer to sex as making love
>>57318797
Is Peter a Labour voter now
>>57318797
Don't like this one bit
trying very hard not to wank
>>57318828
>when they refer to shagging as sex
>>57318883
all me
Alri lads
>>57318785
im terrified of rejection
>>57318883
>1 (You)
bit disappointed at that haul ngl
>>57318883
Thank for the (You)
>>57318883
uhm, okay?
there is a 15 year old girl at my work who looks like Adele Exarchoplious
:^(
>>57318577
I wish I was engaged to such a beautiful chap.
Ah yes time for every leftist "intellectual" to become an expert on the steel industry
>>57318915
Huh.
What's it like not being dead on the inside?
havin a go
LESTER
>>57318931
>americans eat canned sweet potatoes covered in marshmellow for thanksgiving and call it "candied yams"
LESTER
E
S
T
E
R
>>57318998
do your best and nobody can ask for me
>>57318991
terrible
>>57318647
bent cunt
>when they think you're soulmates after having sex once
>>57318950
what's the age of consent in ausgaylia?
>>57319025
thnx mum xx
>>57319018
>>57319001
bit delayed lads lmao
>>57319040
scrambled eggs covered in tomato sauce is bad enough let alone in a """wrap"""
>>57319028
Glad I dodged that bullet haha
Leicester are 7 (seven) points clear with just 6 (six) games to go
Still struggling to get my head round this lads
What an absolute madness
taking so long to eat my lunch its gone cold
>>57318950
>Exarchoplious
What does this mean?
Thinking Greek.
>>57319115
that's popcorn you retard.
>>57319115
>scrambled eggs
my dad thinks anyone from belgium/france/germany is now a muslim apologist
>>57319072
16
I could wait lad
I could wait
>>57319115
>Scrambled egg
look again lad...
>>57319150
>>57319107
>>57319040
fucking stop canada i'm already slightly hung over are you trying to make me throw up
>>57319150
>tfw the sloppy joe in that pic was probably digested and shat out over 20 years ago
>when they track you down on facebook after a one night stand
>>57316863
You mean through the water, you dense cunt
>>57319205
FONT
>>57319168
Your father should stop posting here.
>>57319168
sorry muslims
being sexually harassed by a 36 year old lady at work
I'm 22
>>57319243
hot
>>57319243
fucking hot
is she a looker
>>57319168
He's right.
>>57318915
iktf m8
>>57319205
I did this once
Spent 3 hours trying to track down this girl I met
Never found her...
>>57319243
my 50 year old co-worker's mum said i was hot
seems to happen a lot to me
EU referendum poll:
Remain: 39% (-1)
Leave: 43% (-1)
(via Opinium)
VERY VERY impressive
>>57319151
well an Exarch was a military governor type guy during the Byzantine Empire.
I dont know what the 'oplious' bit of the name means but I see it a lot in Greek names so maybe its like European 'son/daughter-of' surnames or related to her past family's employment.
>>57319243
Go for it you pussy
Older women have a lot more experience and are generally much better shags
>>57319316
please stop
i was planning on eating
>>57319167
Imagine using that face over Rik Mayalls.
Really want to see Leicester win the league
>>57319316
I am on a comedown and you're actually causing me an intolerable level of distress, can you not just post some cosy looking canadian stuff?
consistently miserable
>>57319313
i hope we leave so badly. as much as EU shills try to deny it, the 2nd largest economy leaving would fuck up the whole union
>>57319335
Do you want grits with that?
>>57319264
She's not unattractive, facially quite pretty and sophisticated.
>>57319333
idk might be awkward afterwards
>Go for it you pussy
>Older women have a lot more experience and are generally much better shags
just had an abo knock on my door asking for "petrol"
>>57319389
fuck off you pestilent mersey runt
>>57319429
did you help him
>>57319364
Getting heartburn just looking at this
>>57319168
そうですね
>>57317182
How did it get trapped in someone's mind is what I wanna know.
>>57319452
nice keyboard lol
>>57319449
>helping abos
oh my word no
Keep tasting the metal whenever I eat with a spoon or fork
Is that normal?
>>57319314
Back in the day an exarch was something warhammer.
>the offspring on a lloyds bank advert
>>57319475
racist
>>57319485
It means you're about to go into cardiac arrest
>>57319523
seriously, ever met an abo? fuck the lot of them, they are subhuman
>>57319313
>implying the undecideds won't lean heavily towards remain
>>57319565
>implying the undecideds won't lean heavily towards leave
>>57319563
racist
>>57319566
how do i get this in the UK?
on a torrenting binge lads
what good films should I download?
This rasheed decides to shut down a British steel works and make thousands of your fellow British white workers unemployed. What do you do?
Ah yes, this will definitely make a big difference
>>57319616
manwatcher
>>57319588
I'm not saying it's not racist, just that it being racist doesn't make it wrong
Need some cocaine
>>57319624
>Welsh
>White
>>57319616
paprika
>>57319648
>english
>white
>>57319646
You stuck to your guns. I admire that, kid. You have potential.
finna jack my dick off senpai, got any "slags" i can beat my fucking meat to?
>>57319646
racist
>>57318550
Check their locations. Odds are they're spam accounts.
If their locations keep changing minute to minute, they're spammers.
>>57319658
plebeian
>>57319563
don't say that cunt. Don't presume they are what random cunts from straya say.
They could be wrong. Probably are, somewhat.
>>57318550
got 13 matches
only messaged one of them
she didn't reply haha
can't bring myself to message any of the others either
>>57319714
Fuck off Yank
>>57319707
>>57319648
>Scotland
>White
>>57316331
Is that fucking Cersei on the right?
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