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Infest edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyf78k6Rc1U
cara
crayon pop
>>57278898
>>57278903
Both autistic freaks
grime is the saviour of the West
>>57278893
Thailad edition
>>57278835
>You must spend a minimum of £10 for delivery
>Delivery fee £1
>Delivery fee isn't included in the price of the minimum order
will be a 28yo virgin next month
if dubs i brush my teeth if not i continue being a lazy piece of shit
>>57278975
>r/AsianMasculinity
ahahahahahahahha
>>57278994
i bet all their deals end at £9 too right?
push pressed 60kg for 3 sets of 8
>>57278967
What are you talking about?
apparently you can get arrested because bystanders said you assaulted a woman even if the "victim" says nothing happened
>>57278994
that is the worst tbf
When this drug bill rolls out, what would happen if you're caught carrying MDMA pills or cocaine and you tell them it's an RC?
Since possession isn't an offence, would they have to let you go?
And vice versa, if you're carrying an RC which you believe is a genuine, scheduled drug.
>>57279034
You fucking disgust me. You are literally supporting the rise of the Eastern world.
Save Britain today. Listen to grime.
>>57279077
I think it would be Affray rather than assault, since the latter needs you to actually follow through with the fear you cause
>>57278975
I find this Asian masculinity stuff really strange honestly.
I mean I watch a lot of Japanese films and the men there are pretty masculine, maybe if Asians stopped acting like such prissy benders or like pseudo-niggers then people would respect them more.
>>57279098
fuck off with your dindu music you degenerate runt
Want to play racing game but cba getting my wheel out.
Odds: get wheel out
Evens: play something else
zero: shitpost for the rest of the night
>>57279077
is this in Canada?
that doesn't seem like it would hold up in court though since the victim would have to press charges
>Lose connection to the internet
>Go to the router
>It's always blinking indicating someone has just reset it
WHY THE FUCK DO MY HOUSEMATES KEEP DOING THIS REEEEEEEEEE
Sissy British """"""""""""""""""boys"""""""""""""""""
forum of 3rd eye nutters
http://www.starseeds.net/forum/topics/555-3-33-and-777
>>57279108
http://www.newswire.ca/news-releases/trailer-park-boys-release-statements-from-participants-574371461.html
>>57279156
happened in the us
>>57279086
You can be arrested on suspicion of an offence (possession of cocaine or possession with intent to supply NPS), they'd confiscate it and bail you to report after they get it tested.
Your belief will be considered by the CPS, at the time they can still arrest and confiscate for the above reason
>>57279142
>not supporting you black British men wanting to integrate and making something of themselves
Rasheed
>>57278893
>Infest
MY NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3UwTX2j2aE
>>57279086
they'd probably let you go lad, got caught with ket once and said it was an RC and they ended up just throwing it in the bin. I'd imagine if it was a substantial amount they'd still arrest you and get the drugs tested asap
>>57279098
shut up you utter bellend
Lads what would you do if you discovered your son was earning money as a trap camwhore?
I think my dad may be onto me.
>>57279200
>gif
fuck off
>>57279164
"The internet is too slow, resetting the router makes it go back to normal speed"
>>57279198
rather they just fucked off back to africa 2bh
Ah yes another easy to solve legacy captcha!
Thanks for the tip lads!
>>57279086
this is part of the reason why the bill is postponed. it's unenforceable.
>ywn be a twink
>>57279190
>yanks
disgusting
not like they have any rule of law there what so ever though
>>57279266
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>>57279150
Fuck. Now that I think about it shitposting sounds hard.
Excitement building :3
feeling aesthetic tonight lads
might put on some vaporwave and read about the japanese lost decade
When exactly did our society become so cucked? I need a fucking date lads.
Lottie you're grotty
>>57279266
chnmhncr nchnMGr
What's the problem, illiterate?
with gavlan, you feel?
>>57279313
Define "cucked" in this context
>>57279213
There's no denying that kpop is the rasheed option you paki cunt
>>57279254
But they were born here
In that case, why don't you fuck off back to Africa too?
>>57279309
crap photo
jesus christ if there was a 'loud belching' competition in the olympics I'd have like 20 gold medals by now
I don't even know why I can belch so loud. I'm not fat or an alcoholic or anything like that (well I might be verging on the latter 2bh, but not Barney Gumble-tier)
my prowess frankly disturbs me
Haven't brushed my teeth since September desu, just chew gum if leaving the house.
>>57278975
>monoglian chinese
bit redundant
>>57279313
1968
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968
>>57279326
Even if you get it right those captchas always fail.
>>57279363
>>57279378
>paddies
>>57279313
1st May 1997
>>57279363
>>57279378
I want the Irish to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJi9-UzZlIU
>Trump will make Muslims terrorists
ahh yes
>>57279313
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah_Jahan_Mosque,_Woking
1889
>>57279363
Fooking legend
Just ordered these lads:
http://www.herringshoes.co.uk/product-info.php?colset=1&styleid=905&shoeid=2982
>>57278893
>Infest
AYYYYY
You might like my m8s from Maryland, Full of Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0BR6JBzdkY
>>57279348
>here's no denying that kpop is the rasheed option
how's that then?
How edgy.
>>57279363
>tfw you eat a big meal and let out a MASSIVE burp
love it
usually try to force it so its even louder and longer
>tfw serbia tried to warn us about shitslam in the 90s but we sided with the pakis
big fan of lindt
>>57279269
It can be enforced, it just requires a lot of time and money to prosecute anybody.
Head shops would close down, or just sell paraphernalia and incense.
Then probably sell their remaining stock on alphabay.
How did such a badly thought out and terribly written piece of legislation get royal assent?
Did they just want the power to ban everything then work out what constitutes as 'everything' at a later date?
Reminder that Low Fat/Fat Free foods are very bad for you
>>57279473
See >>57278975
It's literally ASIAN music
Just fuck off you delusional paki cunt
might invest in Diageo plc
>>>/vp/25802628
discovered a deliciously fedora post during my rounds about the different boards
>>57278893
Might as well go to the source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zNBOYPnPo
qt new girl at work has a BO problem. all the other women shittalk her when she leaves the office, feel sorry for her
Why are we importing nurses from Nigeria and not Korea?
>>57279451
Already listen to em
Mad trumpets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6R_XCX00eI
>>57279592
Take advantage la
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
GWYNEDD'S BACK
CHOOSE A LETTER
VERY excited for din din
*fondles around with cock and balls*
*smells it*
>>57279542
This so much
>drinking diet coke
I'm like MATE come on
Don't you realise the chemicals they had to put in to replicate the taste are a lot worse than sugar??
>>57279616
but she stinks
>>57279602
Very good lad. Have you listened to their side project?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGyKMAnln8
ALRIGHT
>>57279542
all foods are bad for you if you eat them like a cow in a large field full of unseasonably long grass
>>57279640
Aye, familia
Imagine a world in which Frederick Barbarossa didn't drown to death and led his forces to Jerusalem...
>>57279705
Almost Andry Murray
Have you given a clue? Just got in
what does london smell like?
Need some grime lads
>>57279504
>90s
It was already over lad
if i find a woman beautiful i tend to forgive her all sorts of things that would otherwise piss me off
how do i rectify this? i dont want to be a sucker for pretty women but i find it difficult to do anything else
perhaps upping my personal self esteem will lead to a more realistic assessment of women and of people in general? idk
>>57279705
Alri Senpais
>>57279743
the tube is proper rank during the summer desu senpai
>>57279724
wewlad
>>57279743
ur mums shit-hole
>>57279602
edgy
>>57279529
It's a farce m8, made to get the votes of Daily Mail readers.
Some MP wanted alkyl nitrates to be exempt, so they changed 'affect the brain' to 'directly affect the brain'. Changing that wording means that 1P-LSD is exempt too, because it doesn't directly affect the brain, it metabolises into LSD in your stomach and that's what's psychoactive.
>>57279743
curry
>>57279743
Smoke
>>57279781
She expects you to do this.
Don't give them the satisfaction.
>>57279561
So because Korea and Pakistan are in Asia, that means I'm a paki?
Is that what you're getting at?
>>57279790
>ssa
knay ffo kcuf
>>57279734
Think the moslems would have taken it back eventually, it was so much easier for them to project force in the area for obvious reasons
at most there might be more Christians there today
>>57279643
Its not just the taste lad
With some foods, they add extra chemicals to make up for the texture, viscosity etc
57279823
hush it rasheed
>>57279762
when was it over then
>>57279743
pollution and pakis
it's great for a day or two but living there is a fucking nightmare
>>57279890
1960
Onward Conscript Army,
You have naught to fear.
Isaac Hore-Belisha,
Will lead you from the rear.
Clad by Monty Burton,
Fed on Lyons pies;
Fight for Yiddish conquests
While the Briton dies.
Onward conscript army,
Marching on to war.
Fight and die for Jewry,
As we did before
>>57279822
its not really connected to one woman in particular desu man
>>57279602
>>57279676
also, is there much of a grindcore/pv scene in the UK? We almost have too fucking many bands here. In Michigan alone, where I'm from, we have like 10 bands who are all really, really great. And a fuckton of boring hardcore bands.
just squeezed me nads accidentally, doesn't feel nearly as good as the meme led me to believe
>>57279935
what happened then
>>57279867
Something message
>>57279594
Most of ours come from the EU, lad. Mainly Iberia and Romania.
>>57279955
Second response will pick next letter btw
talking to a pinoy on tinder
henk just stop guessing ffs
>>57279998
Loads of pakis started coming
>>57279781
I don't think the rows towards the rear would be holding their spears at an angle, it would be super tiring.
>>57280016
Anal passage
>>57279880
>grime is the saviour of the West
>produced by immigrant dole bums ranting about how shit their lives are
good one lad
Why does my S4 take much blurryer and overexposed photos compared to my Nexus 7 when the S4 camera is a higher mega pixel?
The Nexus 7 takes photos that are more grainy, but everything is sharper. And light sources aren't completely blown out.
>>57280039
was the jews wasnt it
cant wank to Bobbi Starr now that I realise she looks like Onision
>>57280016
it's clearly Alri something
Is Peter Andre even popular in Australia?
I only ever see him in shit ITV shows
>>57280051
good point no pun intended
>>57279942
moral of the story: don't involve yourself in other people's tiffs!
>>57280104
amer hussain
At babymetal lads, having a bir or 2
>>57280100
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39nvYNMyLwk
>>57280147
pics
>>57280143
kek definitely it
>>57280143
Rasheed
hate sharing a thread with you blue pilled children
>>57280103
It was me
>>57280147
very good
>>57280187
rorke
>>57280147
Nonce
is it too late to take a nap now? or should i just have a coffee?
what should i do tomorrow
first day off work in 16 days
Jimin
reminder
Bit pissed off lads, ngl. On my way to meet a girl but work wants me to cover for the manager tomorrow so I can't stay out late.
>>57280143
yorkshire you cheeky cat
>>57280311
>start at 1400
>act surprised with the results
Africans had electricity in 800BC m8
>>57280351
delete your post now
>>57280352
what
how do people get drunk during the day? i had 4 pints earlier with my m8s at the pub and i feel a little tipsy but just want it to wear off. i love getting drunk but only at night when it ends in me passing out
>>57280351
kek
>>57279594
She's peng
>>57280401
Why did you stop? Keep drinking and you'll pas out just fine
Talking to an absolute turbo qt on Tinder.
>>57279594
seohyun > tiffany
need to shave my bush
grilled cheese pizza or meatloaf for dinner?
>>57280513
meatloaf
>>57278898
How is she a fucking supermodel???
She looks like a housewife with a dodgy nose.
I'm not saying she's not good looking, but a supermodel? Come on.
>>57280476
Show us first
>>57280513
Meatloaf pizza
>>57280286
SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER
>>57280513
>implying you won't have both
>>57280351
WAIT, YOU LADS FOUND RIBENA?
>>57280533
she's not a super model. she's a fashion model
>>57280513
come to my place and have me instead
>>57280513
what tae fuck is grilled cheese pizza?
>>57280534
umm i dont think so silly boys :) x
>>57280533
Her family are so fucking rich it's unbelievable.
that's how
>>57280585
Ages ago. Someone doxed him in the comments of his blog
>>57280533
>still not understanding that models have quirky/weird faces
haha ribena btfo
having a wank can i get a (You) to spur me on
>>57280593
pizza with nacho sauce instead of tomato sauce
>>57280513
Yorkshire pudding
>>57280352
/thread
>>57280676
>tfw you're stroking your cock as I'm typing this
I'm getting wet just thinking about it
Ordered 10 packs of these from Amazon
Remember these?
>tfw waiting for a trans atlantic package
>tfw no patience
is anyone ever doine a porn of guys in a circle banging each other where no one is the front or the back?
>>57280736
usps site a shit, said my package was still in the usa when the doorbell rang
>>57280676
go on lad! quicker! do it faster!
>>57279969
Not sure actually
I know of Gets Worse from Leeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBSgU-mBnxI
where should i go in SEA for 6 days
>>57280778
link
>>57280773
foy
At babymetal any other lads here?
Anyone else here lads?
>be Idris Elba
>10/10 DCI good at his job
>cucked by a white manlet
What is wrong with Luther?
>>57280804
>>>/int//asean/
Ask the experts
>>57278893
>>57279199
>>57279451
>>57279590
How can you listen to this garbage you edgy virgins?
>>57280676
shows us what you got big boy
>>57280820
>>57280829
>they actually went
>>57280838
ah yes, the ad campaign is going splendidly
>>57280820
>>57280829
Ah yes how spontaneous and not at all planned
also necl yourselves sad pricks
>>57280838
Good thread
>>57280800
I'm almost positive they played a house show here in Detroit a year or so ago. I recognize the name.
>>57280900
They were playing grime at the time you retarded paki.
Currently pushing my fingers into my eyes
>>57280829
>>57280820
>>57280829
>>57280829
bet you planned this
>>57280970
they're standing right next each other m8
>>57280953
Keep pushing you vile fucking nonce
guarantee it's these lads at babymetal
>>57280561
I'm not qualified to offer this type of advice 2bh
>>57280970
No haha where is he??? Or she :3
>>57281035
rip in peace
>>57280953
You're at a babymetal concert you literally cannot insult anyone
>go to /worldnews/
>linked to a video from some german comedian who made a clearly pro-refugee/multikulti video
>(seriously, looking objectively as is possible, its clearly very one-sided)
>commentors insist its 'satire' (not even sure how considering how blatantly progressive it was)
>top comment is Sargon saying how much of a disgrace it was!!
God I love that guy!
I SEE YOU BABY
>>57281035
Was this from /brit/ before?
Would love to take both of their jaws off
>>57281035
>"im going to a metal concert"
>it's baby metal
>>57280728
My teeth hurt and my tongue burns why did I buy these why did I enjoy them as a kid
>when you're losing a chess match but the other player goes afk and runs out of time
what's babymetal? what kind of music?
>>57281133
When the same thing happens on Fifa but you fail to score a goal even though there's no one playing on the other end
>>57281035
Nah that's the Hampshire nonces
It's the Kyary lads
>>57281159
noncecore
business idea: found my own religion
>>57281159
jpop
do any of you lads own a fleshlight? thinking of buying one.
>>57280953
Grime confirmed for extremely relevant
>>57281159
Chinky noncey shit
>trannies make up 1% of the population
>never off the television in the last year or so
Lmao
>>57281221
don't bother, get a stroker, they're much cheaper and equally as good
>>57281159
top quality music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA
>>57281202
transcendental post
>>57281189
herts and ky?
>>57281221
Yeah its built into your mum
>>57281189
*Kyrary nonces
FIxed for you
>>57281105
SHAKING THAT MASS
>>57281291
How did you know
hot girl in work showed me she was level ~1050 on candy crush
meanwhile I'm stuck at 106 or something
>>57278898
this 2bh
Real Madrid getting dicked on. kek.
>>57281324
i just know
tried to cum directly into the toilet and it went fucking everywhere baka
>>57281347
So smart
>>57281351
do you cum out of your pores how tf does that happen?
>>57281325
What a fucking autist
>>57281351
Your mum's gonna sit on it and get pregnant
>>57281035
what the FUCK is wrong with the right ones legs
Literally can't deal with the stress of trying to get my American fiancee over to live here with me. Can barely even get a full time job.
>Third world shitter can walk into the country
>White anglo girl causing a brit to contemplate suicide to get into the country
>>57281418
he's like 5ft something, go ask britfeel for junelad
>>57281401
neither of you have been posting at all t'day
>>57281035
Who took this picture??????????
Imagine asking your mum
BIIIIG BAAAAAAD BEETLEBORGS
>>57281470
i never even thought about that
>>57281439
Tyrone's keeping her company just now lad don't worry
>>57281507
>april 1st
think you've been tricked m8
>>57281439
what's her skillset lad? is her career in demand here?
>>57281186
very frustrating feel i would imagine
>>57281507
>implying gideon would spend the money for that
>>57281439
Tell her to claim asylum at the airport and refuse to give her details.
It'll take them a year to process her claim and by then you can find a job and regularise her as a dependent spouse.
>>57281351
14 year old tier post
i'm in love with the coco
i'm in love with the coco
i got baking soda
i hate the coco
I got it for the low, low
whip it through the glass nigga
Muslim youths in #Molenbeek challenge #Brussels riot police, forcing them back
https://twitter.com/r0eland/status/716270344684879872
Clashes between muslims and right wing
https://twitter.com/InstantReporter
Molenbeek police station sealed off and community leaders deployed
https://twitter.com/paraicobrien
>>57281745
all me
>>57281754
none me
>>57281761
tear down the commie blocks
>>57281645
>>57281677
>>57281687
>>57281689
>>57281691
>>57281696
wtfuxx... /brit/ is rlly random 2day o.0
Considering buying these in Mahogany lads, what do you think?
http://www.loake.co.uk/byrange/loake-1880/aldwych.html
>>57281794
good post
>>57281761
ah yes very enriched
How long does it take pot tolerance to go up lads?
Was round a m8s house last night and smoked it for the first time, got literally incapacitated teir high from half a joint.
I keep doing that I guess I'm not going to need to buy much.
>>57281283
Babymetal only ever had one good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
>when your slagfu breaks up with her bf so starts uploading fit pics again
>>57281794
some me
>>57281814
good post
>>57281855
I'm the opposite. I've literally never got high off weed. Even taking huge bong hits, not a tinkle
>>57281818
nice but wear them with formal attire only
>>57281855
smoke 3 or 4 joints in one night, srs. no matter how fucked you get
next time you smoke, one joint will feel like nothing
drinking a Proper Job lads
>>57281906
You're not breathing it into your lungs?
>>57281818
nice but wear them with a shell-suit only
Oxford Theology Students Can Now Avoid Studying Christianity
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/02/oxford-theology-students-can-now-avoid-studying-christianity/
>It’s one of the oldest degrees on offer in the world, but from next September undergraduate theology students at Oxford University will no longer have to study Christianity beyond the first year of their degree. Instead they will be able to focus on “Feminist Approaches” or “Buddhism in Space and Time,” should they so choose.
>The university says it is making the change in response to demand from students and tutors, who are increasingly interested in religions and theologies other than Christianity. Students will still have to study The Bible and the figure of Jesus in their first year, but in their second and third years will be free to completely avoid exploration of the Christian faith altogether, if they want to.
>Instead they will be able to opt for courses such as “Islam in the Classical Period”, “Mysticism” and “Feminist Approaches to Theology and Religion”. First year students will also be able to avoid learning classical Hebrew, Greek or Latin and will instead be able to study Qur’anic Arabic or Pali, a language native to the Indian subcontinent in which many early Buddhist texts are written.
>>57281818
Nice assuming you will wear them often enough to be worth it
>>57281939
would love to lick her arsehole 2bh
>>57281855
>>57281906
>>57281944
>>57281928
haha! smoke weed everyday!
>>57281862
those are big breasts
>>57281942
>india
fuck off paki
>>57281928
Why would I want to increase my tolerance? The less I can take for the same effect the better
>>57281939
mate licked her arsehole outside an underage disco in carlow
>>57280820
>>57280829
incredible tekkers
>>57281947
april fools nice one ha
>>57282001
oh. thought you wanted to. in that case youre lucky because you'll save weed by smoking less.
>>57281946
>>57281907
>>57281954
I intend to wear them to work at uni tbqh.
I normally wear chinos and a sports jacket, often with a tie.
what's nice, chocolate or custard doughnuts
>>57282146
Those Cadbury Caramel ones are nice, lad.
>>57282146
the best doughnut filling is rosehip jam
absolutely god-tier tbqh
Coming back to the UK lads
>>57282063
>april fools for an article published on the 2nd of april
any good gook porn? giz a link
>>57281862
post her ig or fb please!
>>57282216
cheeky yank ;)
Just did a wank to this
http://spankbang.com/9ojl/video/joi+amazing+bj
Enjoy lads
>>57282178
Don't want you back tbqh.
Reminder.
>anti-fascists and muzzies teaming up in molenbeek
ahh yes very impressive
>>57281947
>Theology students can now avoid learning about the religion that shaped the world and instead learn about the religion trying to destroy it
Interesting tactic. I wonder if it will pay off.
>>57282213
anything JULIA
>>57282330
upvoted
never met an ugly girl named Yasmin
how old were you when you accepted that anders breivik was right?
>>57282371
how do upvotes work to be honest?
does it just trigger for common words like "good", "nice", "upvoted"?
>>57282361
did she ever do any uncensored
>>57282418
think you click a button
>>57282418
i think it's if a trigger word is on the line after the quote
clicking the + adds an invisible character that does the same thing I believe but it's kind of broken
>>57282245
Her insta is chloehenryxxo
>Being allowed to study Islam at Oxford
Literally calling MI5 on that terrorist factory. The leader of ISIS has a PhD in Islamic Studies for christ sake.
>>57282404
The night of that massacre was my only ever gf's birthday and the only time she let me do anal on her. So every time I hear his name I think about her and ploughing her arse desu.
>>57282404
>hate islam
>kill whites
wat
tfw no qt english gf
going to have a wank right now
>>57282496
kek nice one
FONT
>>57282560
post your favourite cat
never posted on reddit or twitter
>The entry level cost of a home for first time buyers is at least £100k
Ah, yes, very good. Let's start a family.
>>57282541
he killed white traitors
welcome back baby to the disco fire
>>57278879
>>57278885
Fuck off
>>57282404
couple months after he did it, think i was 18 then
>>57282541
attacked the people responsible for the genocide of our race
>>57282541
>he killed liberal cultural marxists supporting massive muslim immigration to norway
>b-but they were white!
love this argument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3cPwV4uTk
Be very very afraid lads evil gun lads will kill you
Lads mook is somewhere in this picture.
Find him
Check his Twitter for proof
