island of sissies edition
cara
crayon pop
>>57282672
Good post
*hella cool catchphrase*
janny's gonna FREAK when he sees this
>ywn sit on an isolated, pacific desert island, lying on the sand, gazing at the stars whilst your gf plays Debussy's Arabesque No.1/2 on a grand piano just by you
why live
>>57282682
this 2bh
might invest in a brasilian REIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3cPwV4uTk [Embed]
Be very very afraid lads evil gun lads will kill you.
At 43 seconds love how that creepy music is played over the lad breaking a shotgun very unbiased BBC
brevik did what he had to do
Ordered these lads:
http://www.herringshoes.co.uk/product-info.php?colset=1&styleid=905&shoeid=2982
i shot the sheriff
but i did not shoot the d*puty
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459622956919.webm
literally what is going on here?
saddam hussien kept the middle east in-line
Poleaboo masturbated
Feel pretty gross, usually wait until later in the day
Motivation to write has evaporated
>>57282808
Would you expect an unbiased report on pedophiles?
>>57282808
people actually think we haven't been conditioned to hate guns as part of a wider agenda to neuter us
>>57282774
literally this
>>57282871
Who is even talking about pAedophilles (FOY)?
>>57282782
fuck off literal billionaire
why do you spend time here when you could fucking models on your own Caribbean island
>Why yes, White teenagers with different political opinions to mine should be shot.
>>57282829
Madcunt
Should I make a new thread
this one is mean
>you will never live on a rich, leafy, green, quiet Hampstead street in London in a large red Victorian house, posting on /brit/ from the 5th floor in your all-wooden room with your Mac whilst your Range Rover Sport sits comfortably in your view on the street, slightly obscured by the large oak tree in your garden, whilst also booking a hiking trip across Peru for next month in another tab
why live
>>57282808
>[Embed] [Embed]
Lads mook is somewhere in this picture
Find him so we can bully him into removing filters
>guns
The EU is going to ban guns all across Europe anyway.
>>57282920
traitors to the ingroup should be shot, yes.
>>57282829
FOB
>>57282934
Uhm, who? Nobody cares cunt
>>57282863
a woman with a bigger willy than me doing a weird wank
>>57282808
Fuck's sake.
>>57282995
The site admin you stupid fucking paki cunt
ribena repeatedly spelling paedophile incorrectly really irks me ngl. yeh i know im autistic.
>>57282863
happy negro riding a turkey
>traitors to the ingroup should be shot, yes.
>>57282808
>Presenter picks up a .22 bolt action and says "This could do some damage"
Ah yes very unbiased BBC
self defence should be considered the most basic human right
Tf is this bitch on
>>57282985
>If you dare to hold a left-of-centre political view then you are a TRAITOR and you should be executed for crimes against the Caliphate.
>>57282934
all me
>tfw self-conscious about my fanny flaps
AMERICAN WOMAN STAY AWAY FROM ME EEEE
AMERICAN WOMAN MAMA LET ME BEEE EEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWHE32IxUc
>>57282808
>literally a second after the bit you mentioned
ah yes very creepy
>>57282808
that guy callum has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyV32zPb0gxz5x_fEkM2CCw
Asuka.
>>57282808
Why do these lads, including the narrator, pronounce "gun" as "goon"?
Also "coontryside".
t. kraut
>>57283041
it would do some damage if it hit you in the eye
>>57282985
rasheed
>>57282934
me 86th on the left
>>57283041
how is this bias?
>Katherine Jenkins
It must suck being so talented yet being completely unemployable
>>57283153
oh fuck off
>>57282808
HOLY FUCK what is that utter tune at 0:50
*links you to blue waffle*
>>57283181
no
>>57283136
He's implying a negative connotation
>>57283208
OH FUCK OFF ALREADY
why aren't you out at the cattle market (club)?
>>57283224
yes because guns have been known to the exact opposite of damage.
i hear they are used in construction possibly as some sort of stapler
>>57283234
I decline
Alri we can see him hahaha
>>57283237
this is disproving the cheerleader effect
If Scotland left the UK would handguns be legalised?
Dunblane would have happened in another country. And you can't base your countries laws on that of other countries that's silly.
>>57283265
come off it now
>>57283237
I want each one to peg me one after the other.
Drinking an IPA lads
Ama
>>57283237
The chebbucus right in the middle with the silver dress, OOF
>>57283310
Where did you get your fedora from?
>>57283264
Someone at a target range isn't causing any "damage".
Link to the El Classico stream
I wonder if she'd be up for some casual sex haha
>>57283301
guns are more legal in scotland than england
>>57283332
>implying a fedora wearing douche can handle deez hops
>>57283301
>And you can't base your countries laws on that of other countries that's silly
lol
>>57283237
8, 13, 9, 4, 1, 2
The rest look like trannies iah
>>57283362
Ah yes Scotland, wear airguns are licenced.
>>57283352
why don;'t you ask /sp/ you stupid fucking twat
>>57283347
what the fuck do you think happens to the target
>>57283353
message "hey paki cunt, let me hit it from behind yeah?"
>>57283414
Shut up you fucking retard
>>57283393
>politicians would be more likely to legalise guns in birmingham and london than the highlands
Need a nip gf
>this sign is in perfect working order
rorkes out
>>57283420
Too desperate for fucking around like that senpai
>>57283471
>literally pulling shit our your arse
>>57283506
what the fuck are you on about
going to make diner
doing stirfry
>>57283495
go to japan
>>57283312
she's a tank
>>57283535
that is what rorkes actually believe
>>57283541
>>57283347
>>57283561
nice. recipe?
It's so strange how your brain will make you believe in bullshit when you're in a dream.
Last night I had a dream wherein I was convinced that this fit blonde bird who used to be in my sixth form was my distant cousin, and I even """remembered""" having conversations about it with her.
When I woke up, I realised that I had never spoken a word to her and that I'm not related to her whatsoever. But my brain made it up in my dream and I believed it.
weed man is in my city haha
>>57283420
ABORT MISSION
>>57283506
>He doesn't like scenery holes in his signs
How are you supposed to get a good view of all that shitty desert with that sign in the way?
>>57283596
nobody cares
Do Rasheeds seriously think people getting called Rorke upsets them?
It's like a badge of honour.
>>57283596
Dreams are just intrusive thoughts you can't fight off
>bought these six months ago
>hardly wore them because I'm not sure if I look stupid in them or not
What is /brit/'s opinion?
>>57283634
fuck off paki
>>57283636
Rorke
>>57283644
Are they for work?
>>57283644
Do you even do a job where you'd need work boots?
>>57283644
do you work in construction?
>>57283596
your waking reality is just as big a delusion as your dreams mate
>>57283680
No, they don't have a steel toe
>>57283634
It was an interesting post actually, go back to /r/pakistan if you don't like it.
>>57283644
>CAT suede
Unless you're a hooker, pass them on
>>57283561
Rasheed
>Messi will retire one day
>>57283704
Then you're a retard
>>57283723
good
arrogant little twit
can literally only run. show me one piece of skill that's comparable to Thierry henry
anal leakage
Think I'm addicted to xanax now lads.
>>57283807
>Thierry henry
Literall a member of the IRA
>>57283596
Yeah lad, your brain will literally invent memories that never happened in dreams. Pretty trippy.
Just shat out my boyfriends cum
>>57283840
hey i told you to let me suck it out
Daily reminder that the housing bubble will NEVER burst and entry level prices for first time buyers will start at £200,000 for a terraced house in Burnley
>>57283821
ad hom. naa
need an attainable gf
watching vids about SJW/BLM/ANTIFA etc protests
notice they're all pro-muslim
I can see why they feel certain levels of kinship amongst each other ... but muslims?
do they actually think muslims are on their side?
>>57283807
>Henry
>>57283821
what?
>>57283870
What if we genocide 50% of the population
>>57283723
>the boeing 747 will be retired in your lifetime
>>57283702
want to nurture qt josefina desu
have her suck on my dick as a baby would suck on a tit
is this thread still on google plus for everyone else >>>/s/16595416
>>57283870
I don't know if you're joking or not but it literally won't. It has gone beyond the "too big to fail" banks.
sucking my wife's son's cum out of my daughter's arsehole
Just had a wank to Haley Paige
Bit weird wanking to a pornstar who is literally dead. Like, she's a corpse rotting in the ground right now, as you're wanking off to her. It's an abstract kind of wank.
>>57283821
It was his handball that knocked out Ireland
>>57283870
Now that the living wage is £7.20 that'll be no issue :^)
>>57283937
Yes.
Literally can't think of any problem in Britian that can't be solved by killing a large percenage of the population lads.
>Housing bubble: It will be a buyers market with less people living in it
>Muslims: Make sure you kill all muslims
>Paying for peoples pensions: Kill all the old people
>NHS overstretched: Not when there's less patients
>>57283984
ta lad
rasheed
>>57283882
marcusian repressive tolerance
they will consider anyone an ally if they have the common enemy of the straight white male
>>57284003
>using less when you mean fewer
end yourself
>>57284003
Murder can be a force for good if harnessed properly.
realised i'm not very clever haha
>>57284061
scots aren't funny
>>57283927
I want her to be happy
>>57283980
This. Thank god for the Living Wage. The extra 50p an hour means I can finally have financial mobility, buy a home and raise a family!
>>57284003
You really think you're special? You're just one of the goys that the elite will kill off
>>57284003
this desu
we could be living in Logan's Run
>he doesn't know the languages of the immigrants in his town
fascists all of you
>>57284061
This is quality but got no (You)s when I posted it earlier
Bet it bangs now ffs
>>57284097
They look and sound funny though.
>>57284061
this doesn't make any sense. scottish accent is the one that actually pronounces Rs
>>57284061
I'm not sure that's true, is that yank still here to do a vocaroo of Space Ghetto?
Is this a nice girl?
>>57284003
and what do you provide to the country?
>>57284097
>t. mad little englander
Saw this at my local BHF shop for £130, decent condition:
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/household-appliances/laundry/washer-dryers/indesit-iwdd7123-washer-dryer-white-21663502-pdt.html
Think it's worth getting it over just a washing machine?
Facists BTFO
>>57284134
It's not hard to do a shit impression of a yank accent
Can't stop saying it desu
>>57284126
you obviously cant do an American accent then
>>57284082
normies think i'm a genius because i read some dostoevsky books
Would you a cartoon?
>>57284185
what a melt
>>57284166
ideas
>>57284185
fake, this was about damn daniel
reminder that the elites are not human
business idea: kill the batman
is american history x worth the watch?
>>57284277
Yeah, it's not very long.
>>57284214
Bacon saŕrrrnieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hate that little goblins voice
Lads, do the tRNA have random pre-determined anticodons or do they read the mRNA sequence and then create a corresponding codon or what
>>57284194
Record your American accent
Who /only way you're getting a house is your parents dying/ here?
>>57284277
yeh defs
>>57284183
I worked in a small local white appliance shop for work experience
if it isn't German or British made, it's shit
be careful, some cheaper Bosch stuff is made in China
In our house we've had a British made Hotpoint fridge and we've never needed to get it repaired, whereas when I was on work experience, the hotpoint fridges we fixed were all ones made in China
>Ten-year-old Hanna Aris wept as she hugged Trudeau, saying she'll be sharing the photo they took together with friends and classmates.
>"I guess I attracted him with my tears and we took a picture together," she said afterward. "It was amazing. I don't think it will ever happen again."
>Aris says she likes Trudeau "because he lets the refugees come to Halifax and Canada and lets them have a better life, and he's so pretty."
2016 is great
business idea: fake money
>>57284322
My mom, I'm even less likely.
>>57284255
>jews
>human
>>57284194
nah it's just that the reverse should be true and it's not.
me saying spice girl in my own accent doesn't sound like an american saying space ghetto
>>57284214
>>57284310
very redpilled lewd advert
>>57284312
they read the mRNA sequence you utter melt
did you not pay attention in A-level Biology or what
>>57284322
>Implying they're not selling it once the mortgage is paid off so the can buy a place somewhere nice and enjoy their pension
>>57284368
are you saying ghetto as gheddo, like an American would?
why are people so prickly tonight?
>>57284389
they read the mRNA sequence and then create corresponding anticodons?
>>57284358
Good idea, but it's a bit risky
>>57284402
But whatever house they buy it's mine when they die/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--seUQXyfLE
hmm, ah yes, very interesting
>>57284408
I'm saying 'girl'
are youtrying tell me geddo is how scots pronounce girl? because that's silly
>>57284134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MegegZfdDP
>>57284419
Fuck off Rourksheed
Go die in a fire
>>57284277
The little brother dies at the end
>>57284440
Right, and you'll be able to pay the mortgage or quit your job and move to wherever the house is?
If it were so easy, there'd hardly be a housing problem
Business idea: Sell drugs
have a wank or get a takeaway
If the Muslim problem gets to bad, where are you lads thinking of fleeing?
>>57283098
Because they're working class filth.
>>57284435
yea
>I talk about politics on a culture board
>>57284489
It works if you imagine spud from trainspotting saying it
>third eye posts in the el clasico thread
>>57284492
thanks, guess I will not be watching it then
>>57283569
underrated post
>>57284186
I can't do an American accent that makes ghettos sound like girls. Americans tend to pronounce Ts and Ds so it would sound like Space geddos
>>57284514
>mortgage
The house will be paid off silly
>>57284546
:^)
>>57284531
ä¸å›½
>>57284531
iceland
>>57284544
any off topic thing could be considered cultural you mug
>>57284518
Good idea; bought my first lambo that way
>>57284470
ok then
>>57284565
*Ts as Ds
>>57284548
>>57284565
>>57284470
ignore the 'dd'
Business idea: Make the state pension enough to live off
Seriously. That way, parents will have more incentive to leave their kids their home once the mortgage is paid off, because the old folks won't have to live in an old folks home or whatever.
Housing problem fixed
we usually take all niggas garments
>>57284657
But then it isn't an American accent.
>>57284604
Have you watched Trapped lad
TOP show
gf just sent me this
Literally what the fuck is the point of houses being so expensive?
Their monetary worth isn't actually useful. You gained nothing from your £60,000 house now being a £200,000 because once you sell you'll still need to buy another house which will be so overpriced that your extra money wont matter.
Since everyone needs a place to live no one is cashing out and all that's happening is massive amounts of money are going round the system.
>>57284657
>>57284690
fuck off back to twitter
made diner
>>57284734
*twidder
>>57284690
it's a retarded thing, but I can see why they think it sounds like a scottish accent
>>57284717
you're a lia
Rich people are smart enough to leave their house to their kids.
Why doesn't everyone else do it?
>>57284545
Can we get a vocaroo of a brit saying "space ghetto" in an American accent?
>>57284717
big surprise she started whoring around as soon as she turned 18, who could have guessed
so bored
>>57284717
How does Lia smell like?
>>57284780
Ditto
want the gf to peg me but i don't want her to see me as feminine
>>57284816
diddo
Do you guys hate aussies irl? Like do you look down on me for being "descended from criminals"
just the slightest thing; the chicken is orange
>>57284722
>buy 60k house
>now worth 350k
>kids move out
>sell the house and downsize and pocket at least 100k
t. my parents. fucking boomers.
>>57284771
Because rich people can afford to just give their home away for free and buy some other place to live their retirement days out
>>57284717
bit chebby
>>57284717
Brehh, her tits have gotten fucking huge
Some people just have pristine genetics.
why isnt there a song about boys just wanting to have fun?
>>57284824
In a Scottish accent it sounds like dildo
>>57284830
yeh you're all scum to us
>>57284717
Bet she's fucked a lot of lucky chad cunts by now
>tfw I was unironically in love with her
>>57284873
Boys get in trouble for having fun
>>57284830
>descended from criminals
Literally nobody in the UK knows about this except for 80 year old historians and /pol/ spastics
All normies just think its a massive hot empty island full of racists and racist kangaroos
>>57284904
fuck off scum
>>57284830
no but you are all racist
>>57284873
that would be sexist and misogynistic
JUST is currently on ITV2.
hmmmm
