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island of sissies edition
cara
crayon pop
>>57282672
Good post
*hella cool catchphrase*
janny's gonna FREAK when he sees this
>ywn sit on an isolated, pacific desert island, lying on the sand, gazing at the stars whilst your gf plays Debussy's Arabesque No.1/2 on a grand piano just by you
why live
>>57282682
this 2bh
might invest in a brasilian REIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT3cPwV4uTk [Embed]
Be very very afraid lads evil gun lads will kill you.
At 43 seconds love how that creepy music is played over the lad breaking a shotgun very unbiased BBC
brevik did what he had to do
Ordered these lads:
http://www.herringshoes.co.uk/product-info.php?colset=1&styleid=905&shoeid=2982
i shot the sheriff
but i did not shoot the d*puty
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459622956919.webm
literally what is going on here?
saddam hussien kept the middle east in-line
Poleaboo masturbated
Feel pretty gross, usually wait until later in the day
Motivation to write has evaporated
>>57282808
Would you expect an unbiased report on pedophiles?
>>57282808
people actually think we haven't been conditioned to hate guns as part of a wider agenda to neuter us
>>57282774
literally this
>>57282871
Who is even talking about pAedophilles (FOY)?
>>57282782
fuck off literal billionaire
why do you spend time here when you could fucking models on your own Caribbean island
>Why yes, White teenagers with different political opinions to mine should be shot.
>>57282829
Madcunt
Should I make a new thread
this one is mean
>you will never live on a rich, leafy, green, quiet Hampstead street in London in a large red Victorian house, posting on /brit/ from the 5th floor in your all-wooden room with your Mac whilst your Range Rover Sport sits comfortably in your view on the street, slightly obscured by the large oak tree in your garden, whilst also booking a hiking trip across Peru for next month in another tab
why live
>>57282808
>[Embed] [Embed]
Lads mook is somewhere in this picture
Find him so we can bully him into removing filters
>guns
The EU is going to ban guns all across Europe anyway.
>>57282920
traitors to the ingroup should be shot, yes.
>>57282829
FOB
>>57282934
Uhm, who? Nobody cares cunt
>>57282863
a woman with a bigger willy than me doing a weird wank
>>57282808
Fuck's sake.
>>57282995
The site admin you stupid fucking paki cunt
ribena repeatedly spelling paedophile incorrectly really irks me ngl. yeh i know im autistic.
>>57282863
happy negro riding a turkey
>traitors to the ingroup should be shot, yes.
>>57282808
>Presenter picks up a .22 bolt action and says "This could do some damage"
Ah yes very unbiased BBC
self defence should be considered the most basic human right
Tf is this bitch on
>>57282985
>If you dare to hold a left-of-centre political view then you are a TRAITOR and you should be executed for crimes against the Caliphate.
>>57282934
all me
>tfw self-conscious about my fanny flaps
AMERICAN WOMAN STAY AWAY FROM ME EEEE
AMERICAN WOMAN MAMA LET ME BEEE EEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWHE32IxUc
>>57282808
>literally a second after the bit you mentioned
ah yes very creepy
>>57282808
that guy callum has a youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyV32zPb0gxz5x_fEkM2CCw
Asuka.
>>57282808
Why do these lads, including the narrator, pronounce "gun" as "goon"?
Also "coontryside".
t. kraut
>>57283041
it would do some damage if it hit you in the eye
>>57282985
rasheed
>>57282934
me 86th on the left
>>57283041
how is this bias?
>Katherine Jenkins
It must suck being so talented yet being completely unemployable
>>57283153
oh fuck off
>>57282808
HOLY FUCK what is that utter tune at 0:50
*links you to blue waffle*
>>57283136
He's implying a negative connotation
>>57283208
OH FUCK OFF ALREADY
why aren't you out at the cattle market (club)?
>>57283224
yes because guns have been known to the exact opposite of damage.
i hear they are used in construction possibly as some sort of stapler
>>57283234
I decline
Alri we can see him hahaha
>>57283237
this is disproving the cheerleader effect
If Scotland left the UK would handguns be legalised?
Dunblane would have happened in another country. And you can't base your countries laws on that of other countries that's silly.
>>57283265
come off it now
>>57283237
I want each one to peg me one after the other.
Drinking an IPA lads
Ama
>>57283237
The chebbucus right in the middle with the silver dress, OOF
>>57283310
Where did you get your fedora from?
>>57283264
Someone at a target range isn't causing any "damage".
Link to the El Classico stream
I wonder if she'd be up for some casual sex haha
>>57283301
guns are more legal in scotland than england
>>57283332
>implying a fedora wearing douche can handle deez hops
>>57283301
>And you can't base your countries laws on that of other countries that's silly
lol
>>57283237
8, 13, 9, 4, 1, 2
The rest look like trannies iah
>>57283362
Ah yes Scotland, wear airguns are licenced.
>>57283352
why don;'t you ask /sp/ you stupid fucking twat
>>57283347
what the fuck do you think happens to the target
>>57283353
message "hey paki cunt, let me hit it from behind yeah?"
>>57283414
Shut up you fucking retard
>>57283393
>politicians would be more likely to legalise guns in birmingham and london than the highlands
Need a nip gf
>this sign is in perfect working order
rorkes out
>>57283420
Too desperate for fucking around like that senpai
>>57283471
>literally pulling shit our your arse
>>57283506
what the fuck are you on about
going to make diner
doing stirfry
>>57283495
go to japan
>>57283312
she's a tank
>>57283535
that is what rorkes actually believe
>>57283541
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>>57283561
nice. recipe?
It's so strange how your brain will make you believe in bullshit when you're in a dream.
Last night I had a dream wherein I was convinced that this fit blonde bird who used to be in my sixth form was my distant cousin, and I even """remembered""" having conversations about it with her.
When I woke up, I realised that I had never spoken a word to her and that I'm not related to her whatsoever. But my brain made it up in my dream and I believed it.
weed man is in my city haha
>>57283420
ABORT MISSION
>>57283506
>He doesn't like scenery holes in his signs
How are you supposed to get a good view of all that shitty desert with that sign in the way?
>>57283596
nobody cares
Do Rasheeds seriously think people getting called Rorke upsets them?
It's like a badge of honour.
>>57283596
Dreams are just intrusive thoughts you can't fight off
>bought these six months ago
>hardly wore them because I'm not sure if I look stupid in them or not
What is /brit/'s opinion?
>>57283634
fuck off paki
>>57283636
Rorke
>>57283644
Are they for work?
>>57283644
Do you even do a job where you'd need work boots?
>>57283644
do you work in construction?
>>57283596
your waking reality is just as big a delusion as your dreams mate
>>57283680
No, they don't have a steel toe
>>57283634
It was an interesting post actually, go back to /r/pakistan if you don't like it.
>>57283644
>CAT suede
Unless you're a hooker, pass them on
>>57283561
Rasheed
>Messi will retire one day
>>57283704
Then you're a retard
>>57283723
good
arrogant little twit
can literally only run. show me one piece of skill that's comparable to Thierry henry
anal leakage
Think I'm addicted to xanax now lads.
>>57283807
>Thierry henry
Literall a member of the IRA
>>57283596
Yeah lad, your brain will literally invent memories that never happened in dreams. Pretty trippy.
Just shat out my boyfriends cum
>>57283840
hey i told you to let me suck it out
Daily reminder that the housing bubble will NEVER burst and entry level prices for first time buyers will start at £200,000 for a terraced house in Burnley
>>57283821
ad hom. naa
need an attainable gf
watching vids about SJW/BLM/ANTIFA etc protests
notice they're all pro-muslim
I can see why they feel certain levels of kinship amongst each other ... but muslims?
do they actually think muslims are on their side?
>>57283807
>Henry
>>57283821
what?
>>57283870
What if we genocide 50% of the population
>>57283723
>the boeing 747 will be retired in your lifetime
>>57283702
want to nurture qt josefina desu
have her suck on my dick as a baby would suck on a tit
is this thread still on google plus for everyone else >>>/s/16595416
>>57283870
I don't know if you're joking or not but it literally won't. It has gone beyond the "too big to fail" banks.
sucking my wife's son's cum out of my daughter's arsehole
Just had a wank to Haley Paige
Bit weird wanking to a pornstar who is literally dead. Like, she's a corpse rotting in the ground right now, as you're wanking off to her. It's an abstract kind of wank.
>>57283821
It was his handball that knocked out Ireland
>>57283870
Now that the living wage is £7.20 that'll be no issue :^)
>>57283937
Yes.
Literally can't think of any problem in Britian that can't be solved by killing a large percenage of the population lads.
>Housing bubble: It will be a buyers market with less people living in it
>Muslims: Make sure you kill all muslims
>Paying for peoples pensions: Kill all the old people
>NHS overstretched: Not when there's less patients
>>57283984
ta lad
rasheed
>>57283882
marcusian repressive tolerance
they will consider anyone an ally if they have the common enemy of the straight white male
>>57284003
>using less when you mean fewer
end yourself
>>57284003
Murder can be a force for good if harnessed properly.
realised i'm not very clever haha
>>57284061
scots aren't funny
>>57283927
I want her to be happy
>>57283980
This. Thank god for the Living Wage. The extra 50p an hour means I can finally have financial mobility, buy a home and raise a family!
>>57284003
You really think you're special? You're just one of the goys that the elite will kill off
>>57284003
this desu
we could be living in Logan's Run
>he doesn't know the languages of the immigrants in his town
fascists all of you
>>57284061
This is quality but got no (You)s when I posted it earlier
Bet it bangs now ffs
>>57284097
They look and sound funny though.
>>57284061
this doesn't make any sense. scottish accent is the one that actually pronounces Rs
>>57284061
I'm not sure that's true, is that yank still here to do a vocaroo of Space Ghetto?
Is this a nice girl?
>>57284003
and what do you provide to the country?
>>57284097
>t. mad little englander
Saw this at my local BHF shop for £130, decent condition:
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/household-appliances/laundry/washer-dryers/indesit-iwdd7123-washer-dryer-white-21663502-pdt.html
Think it's worth getting it over just a washing machine?
Facists BTFO
>>57284134
It's not hard to do a shit impression of a yank accent
Can't stop saying it desu
>>57284126
you obviously cant do an American accent then
>>57284082
normies think i'm a genius because i read some dostoevsky books
Would you a cartoon?
>>57284185
what a melt
>>57284166
ideas
>>57284185
fake, this was about damn daniel
reminder that the elites are not human
business idea: kill the batman
is american history x worth the watch?
>>57284277
Yeah, it's not very long.
>>57284214
Bacon saŕrrrnieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hate that little goblins voice
Lads, do the tRNA have random pre-determined anticodons or do they read the mRNA sequence and then create a corresponding codon or what
>>57284194
Record your American accent
Who /only way you're getting a house is your parents dying/ here?
>>57284277
yeh defs
>>57284183
I worked in a small local white appliance shop for work experience
if it isn't German or British made, it's shit
be careful, some cheaper Bosch stuff is made in China
In our house we've had a British made Hotpoint fridge and we've never needed to get it repaired, whereas when I was on work experience, the hotpoint fridges we fixed were all ones made in China
>Ten-year-old Hanna Aris wept as she hugged Trudeau, saying she'll be sharing the photo they took together with friends and classmates.
>"I guess I attracted him with my tears and we took a picture together," she said afterward. "It was amazing. I don't think it will ever happen again."
>Aris says she likes Trudeau "because he lets the refugees come to Halifax and Canada and lets them have a better life, and he's so pretty."
2016 is great
business idea: fake money
>>57284322
My mom, I'm even less likely.
>>57284255
>jews
>human
>>57284194
nah it's just that the reverse should be true and it's not.
me saying spice girl in my own accent doesn't sound like an american saying space ghetto
>>57284214
>>57284310
very redpilled lewd advert
>>57284312
they read the mRNA sequence you utter melt
did you not pay attention in A-level Biology or what
>>57284322
>Implying they're not selling it once the mortgage is paid off so the can buy a place somewhere nice and enjoy their pension
>>57284368
are you saying ghetto as gheddo, like an American would?
why are people so prickly tonight?
>>57284389
they read the mRNA sequence and then create corresponding anticodons?
>>57284358
Good idea, but it's a bit risky
>>57284402
But whatever house they buy it's mine when they die/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--seUQXyfLE
hmm, ah yes, very interesting
>>57284408
I'm saying 'girl'
are youtrying tell me geddo is how scots pronounce girl? because that's silly
>>57284134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MegegZfdDP
>>57284419
Fuck off Rourksheed
Go die in a fire
>>57284277
The little brother dies at the end
>>57284440
Right, and you'll be able to pay the mortgage or quit your job and move to wherever the house is?
If it were so easy, there'd hardly be a housing problem
Business idea: Sell drugs
have a wank or get a takeaway
If the Muslim problem gets to bad, where are you lads thinking of fleeing?
>>57283098
Because they're working class filth.
>>57284435
yea
>I talk about politics on a culture board
>>57284489
It works if you imagine spud from trainspotting saying it
>third eye posts in the el clasico thread
>>57284492
thanks, guess I will not be watching it then
>>57283569
underrated post
>>57284186
I can't do an American accent that makes ghettos sound like girls. Americans tend to pronounce Ts and Ds so it would sound like Space geddos
>>57284514
>mortgage
The house will be paid off silly
>>57284546
:^)
>>57284531
ä¸å›½
>>57284531
iceland
>>57284544
any off topic thing could be considered cultural you mug
>>57284518
Good idea; bought my first lambo that way
>>57284470
ok then
>>57284565
*Ts as Ds
>>57284565
>>57284470
ignore the 'dd'
Business idea: Make the state pension enough to live off
Seriously. That way, parents will have more incentive to leave their kids their home once the mortgage is paid off, because the old folks won't have to live in an old folks home or whatever.
Housing problem fixed
we usually take all niggas garments
>>57284657
But then it isn't an American accent.
>>57284604
Have you watched Trapped lad
TOP show
gf just sent me this
Literally what the fuck is the point of houses being so expensive?
Their monetary worth isn't actually useful. You gained nothing from your £60,000 house now being a £200,000 because once you sell you'll still need to buy another house which will be so overpriced that your extra money wont matter.
Since everyone needs a place to live no one is cashing out and all that's happening is massive amounts of money are going round the system.
>>57284657
>>57284690
fuck off back to twitter
made diner
>>57284734
*twidder
>>57284690
it's a retarded thing, but I can see why they think it sounds like a scottish accent
>>57284717
you're a lia
Rich people are smart enough to leave their house to their kids.
Why doesn't everyone else do it?
>>57284545
Can we get a vocaroo of a brit saying "space ghetto" in an American accent?
>>57284717
big surprise she started whoring around as soon as she turned 18, who could have guessed
so bored
>>57284717
How does Lia smell like?
>>57284780
Ditto
want the gf to peg me but i don't want her to see me as feminine
>>57284816
diddo
Do you guys hate aussies irl? Like do you look down on me for being "descended from criminals"
just the slightest thing; the chicken is orange
>>57284722
>buy 60k house
>now worth 350k
>kids move out
>sell the house and downsize and pocket at least 100k
t. my parents. fucking boomers.
>>57284771
Because rich people can afford to just give their home away for free and buy some other place to live their retirement days out
>>57284717
bit chebby
>>57284717
Brehh, her tits have gotten fucking huge
Some people just have pristine genetics.
why isnt there a song about boys just wanting to have fun?
>>57284824
In a Scottish accent it sounds like dildo
>>57284830
yeh you're all scum to us
>>57284717
Bet she's fucked a lot of lucky chad cunts by now
>tfw I was unironically in love with her
>>57284873
Boys get in trouble for having fun
>>57284830
>descended from criminals
Literally nobody in the UK knows about this except for 80 year old historians and /pol/ spastics
All normies just think its a massive hot empty island full of racists and racist kangaroos
>>57284904
fuck off scum
>>57284830
no but you are all racist
>>57284873
that would be sexist and misogynistic
JUST is currently on ITV2.
hmmmm
>>57284861
>Brehh
who the fuck talks like that
>>57284970
(Yanks)
bethie
>>57284717
looks strung out already
>>57284921
No, all normies think it's like bondi beach everywhere and surfing and living the life
And that everywhere in the USA is like Times Square and Beverley Hills
>Parents are selling their £350,000 house so they can use it as a deposit on a mortgage for a £750,000 house
worry
How does that work when I inherit lads? Do I have to sell for £750,000 so I can pay off the bank and pocket £350,000?
Madrid catching fire now
>>57284970
broski come on dude
>>57284075
Of course, it can be very profitable, especially if your target is a baby seal.
>>57284970
Black people when they're astonished
>>57284722
Economies are judged by the value of the property market.
Inflating the prices in the market is just a way of Osborne/Boris to short cut their way to success
Like teachers giving average students all A grades so the school looks better.
there is no foundation to this success. hence the talk about the productivity gap .
it's all just about being able to invite billionaires to london
read this
for most of the time it doesn't actually matter but it depends on how long you think they can sustain it. and in general most would agree it's not a sustainable policy.
>>57284921
>>57284945
Hardcore racists are a vocal minority and its not racist to want immigrants to assimilate which most aussies want. And casual racism is acceptable here.
>>57284722
housing bubble
eventually it will burst and prices will drop dramatically
watching a comfy vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAs8F919xvk
get your hands off my ferrari dude
>>57285152
>eventually it will burst
HAHAHAHA
tsuuu
>>57282808
You are literally not allowed to consider yourself strong or tough anymore. Such weakness.
>>57285152
>eventually it will burst
>>57285113
Good you understand.
>>57285186
Fuck you brochacho
I was only mirin
I'm sure that a few years back people were saying the housing market "crashed".
Wasn't really paying attention back then but it seems like housing prices have always been expensive as fuck?
>>57285171
love talking to old southern people. pretty much all hardcore conservatives
>>57285186
bro
chill
gf needs a BBC lads
>>57285186
I saw a Ferrari the other day
>>57285116
melt
You are now breathing manually
>>57285071
Most places in the US look like New Orleans in the South. Which is only slightly better than Detroit.
Most places in the West look like either Mexico in the south-west or 70s era housing and suburbs the more you get away from the border.
>>57285186
who are you talking to
>>57285186
it's a prank bro
>When I was 6 I used to brag that my parents 5 bedroom detached house cost £75,000 when me and my friends were playing "who's parents are the richest"
>I always won
Seriously wish it was the 80s again lads.
You are now wanking manually
police need to crack down on the blacks lads
our ronnie did it
You are now breathing automatically
>>57285331
alri grandad
>>57285284
I loved New Orleans
Your heart is now beating manually.
>>57285349
bloody racist
You are now blinking manually
>>57285331
vapid tory cunt
never seen this fedora before. thoughts?
>>57285272
it won't burst m8. you're alright
>>57285000
You know, it's weird, I've never heard anyone actually pronounce it like "breeh" I've only ever heard "bruh" or "broah" or "braah", never breeh..
>le tories made the house prices go high
Seriously don't get this meme. Houses are so expensive because we have a large population and small number of houses, supply and demand.
We have a large population because of immigration.
You just lost the game manually
>>57285465
And we have immigration because of Labour
we've solved it lads
>>57285340
>not wanking automatically
Got a 6.5in willy lads
>>57285455
I've heard people say it in a mock American brodude accent but never unironically.
>>57285465
I don't have a rudimentary understanding of economics: the post
>>57285531
not an argument
>>57285234
I like these little moments when we get to see the inner bloodlust that lies deep within the psyche of every Canadian, underneath the friendly exterior.
>>57285465
we have a large population because of health and medicine people aren't dying as they used to. that's why it's also an ageing population
the government of the day is responsible for the housing crisis as it is within their power to build more houses. as they did with the new towns
>>57285465
t. chancellor of the exchequer
>>57285448
has potential
my slags folder is massive
>>57285506
JANNY REMOVE THIS REPULSIVE VIDEO NOW PLEASE THANKYOU xxx
eating myself sick
>>57285581
Girl on the left looks a bit scary
>>57285506
how do i report u
>>57285506
he doesn't even cum. wheres the wet patch
>>57285578
Can we get more hot trashy British girls senpai?
>>57285506
But there was no jizz, fucking faker.
>>57285619
9200 pics in mine
>>57285573
>build more houses
Where?
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>>57284838
The game
>>57285719
fuck up cunt
>>57285708
oh sorry i forgot the whole country looks like this now
>>57285670
>>57285695
You dont need to ejaculate to have an orgasm, didnt you ever wank as a little boy? You cum but nothing comes out
>>57285719
h-homo! ;-;
>>57285710
You bastard
>the impossible captchas are back
fuck off
>>57285710
all me
>>57285573
immigration is a bigger contributer to population growth that natural growth
259,700 vs 226,200 last year
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33266792
>>57285767
yes but it means there's zero proof in this webm that he is even wanking
>>57285713
>they literally spent 3hrs getting ready to look like mongs
>>57285767
The first time I remember cumming there was sperm.
>>57285792
that's still on the tories, record high immigration came under their government
Business idea: destroy the english countryside so we can accommodate more brown people who hate us and only come here to claim benefits
>>57285776
That'll work, although a couple of them are kinda weird looking.
>>57285760
Ah, yes, let's burn down all the land in the country and turn Britain into one giant concrete block
>>57285886
Fantastic idea
>>57285811
He isnt wanking conventionally
willy willy bum bum
>>57285886
good post
>>57285902
bad post
fuck up cunt
>>57285465
also a melt
>>57285902
How else will we give more houses to refugees?
>>57285869
that's why I voted UKIP
>>57285902
It worked for Japan
>when his height starts with a 5
>>57285792
more or less the same. and it remains that there is no shortage of space to build homes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFH5hredJl0
new hydraulic press video
its a good one
>>57285994
>tfw 50"6 lanklet
>>57285994
>when her weight is 3 digits
>>57285994
>when her weight starts with 2 hundred
>>57286052
Finnish accents are cute.
>>57286011
still means we should stop immigration
>>57286175
why
>>57286191
u wot m8
>>57286082
200lbs is fucking colossal lad
150 would be too heavy for a woman
>>57286149
this
>>57286203
don't want our country clogged up with gypos pakis and poles
>>57286191
U WOT M8
There is literally no such thing as a housing crisis. Literally nothing wrong with the cost of houses today. It's just memes, socialists and the media
>>57286220
its a meme
>>57286269
they're coming here because it's better than where they are. We should work to make their own countries better
>>57286352
this is why we need free trade
>>57286352
dont know whether youre baiting or what but be quiet now
yanks out
yanks in
>cat is sleeping in the sock basket again
:3
>>57286458
phenomenal post
>>57286476
astoundingly bad post
yanks above
>>57286306
socialist/communist knew how to house their population though - even if it was in a brutalist shithole
>>57286476
upvoted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WhG89L5eSG
>>57286409
>dominate the world economy
>deal with jealous barbarians at the gates
pick 2
