karl edition
crayon pop
cara
lil monkey fella
Leave Britain edition
>work for increasingly low pay, for more hours when there's practically no guarantee that you will own a house at the end of it
What's the point?
>>57274723
it's not cheap to live in a high thriving city like Birmingham m8
>>57274718
Self aware Karl is worst Karl
Lol houses
>>57274727
what the fuck even is crayon pop
when are you going to die
>>57274770
BE GRATEFUL YOU GET TO WORK 15 HOURS A WEEK ON £7 AN HOUR GOY
me in the mirror
Need a good irl gimmick to win over the attention of my peers
what should i write on my Tinder profile to attract likes?
>>57274770
what about the new living wage :) xx
I hate all of you
>Shared ownership
Literally how the fuck does this work?
I can maybe understand how a 50/50 joint deed works as married people have them.
But I've seen houses for sale where you're buying 25%, 60% or 70%.
How do you 70% own a house?
>>57274718
Best edition of all tim tbf
>>57274846
love you x
>>57274846
nice I hate me too
>>57274818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz8jTvyNJ6g
never
>>57274844
Willy size
![04-The Dinner Party.avi_snapshot_10.43_[2016.04.02_17.32.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4JB8AiJ.jpg "04-The Dinner Party.avi_snapshot_10.43_[2016.04.02_17.32.16].jpg")
Despite the IT Crowd being hit and miss and not ageing that well, this is a great episode.
Business idea: get the government to build a load of robots to do our jobs for us then spread the money between everyone
I WANT BRITAIN TO BE ABOUT BRITISH
>>57274890
>Tyrone
is it 2013
Met Karl on the buss
Just said "alright karl"
Then he just said "alright yeah"
Parcel force are taking the fucking PISS!
Its been in the hub since 8AM yesterday morning and has yet to be updated.
It's now 5pm and it hasn't arrived even though it should have been here today.
Are they usually this bad? First time I've used them and won't use them again if they can't be arsed to deliver when they say and never update their fucking tracking.
Lads i am skinny fat and want to lose my gut. At the gym should i continue doing low reps high weight or should i focus on doing more reps with lower weight?
Also a student so trying to get agood diet with 1500 calories is difficult, any tips? Want to try cutting down on dairy to reduce acne.
Business idea: Increase the population through mass immigration so there is a greater demand for the little housing we have
karen
>>57274911
The first 2 six-packs were quite good desu
who is your favourite chuckle brother?
be warned, there is a right answer
>>57274959
>Live in Swansea
>Buy something from Amazon
>Item gets picked from the Swansea Amazon hub
>Gets sent to Cardiff
>Gets sent to Birmingham
>Gets sent to a Post Office in Swansea
>Gets delivered to me
dont you lads hate it when you're shagging a girl doggy-style and you catch a whiff of poo from her bumhole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
>there are people who outright deny that there is anything bad about mass immigration and argue how beneficial it is
>>57275009
Genuinely makes me quite sad to know i'll never fuck Sophie ;_;
Just found this lovely crack den for £50k lads
>>57274959
my xbox has been in Denmark for like a year
>>57275015
>unnecessarily putting money into the Birmingham economy
you're doing god's work
>>57275009
Fingered her round the back of a club in chesterton
>>57275075
could literally buy you a decent house in the woods here
Takaro posts about his fascination with her on the forum
Takaro sends her a facebook friend request and is rejected, tries to reason why it was
Takaro gets mad at her
Takaro more regularly enters her room
Takaro records her in the shower
Takaro posts the video online
Takaro is filled with remorse
Takaro hates himself
Takaro is filled with despair as he overhears Karolina aranging to leave and packing away her belonging
Takaro wishes to make one true attempt at befriending Karolina before she leaves at the end of the academic year
He asks the forum for help and decieds to ask her to watch his favourite television show with him, Eurovision
He waits until the day it airs to ask her but to his horror finds she is not home when the show begins
He watches the show in sadness, though he greatly enjoys the Polish act, he even discovered some trivia about the act that he would have loved to have shared
The following day he hears her in the kitchen and bravely confronts her, trying to make conversation about the show, turned out she watched it with her friends
Takaro is filled with anxiety and cannot carry the conversation for more than 30 seconds
It's a shame as Karolina seems to be quite knowledgeable about the show, as shown with her response to his trivia about the Polish act
Her feet were clad in tights
She leaves again, perhaps to have fun with her friends
Takaro enjoys himself in her room
He wears one of her dresses, tries to force on her shoes and masturbates using her tights
She leaves without saying goodbye in person, simply leaves a sticky note on the kitchen door
Takaro enters her now empty room and cries
Takaro sleeps in her former bed
>Looking for cheap flats
>Every cheap flat says "retirement home over 50s only"
Fucking why?
Is it a plot to make us hate boomers EVEN MORE?
>>57275075
Saw a pretty large and spacious 2 bedroom house in Austin, Texas for that much
>>57275037
>there are people that refuse to believe that it might be a complex issue with a wide range of costs and benefits that are often difficult to quantity and might be viewed differently by people with different viewpoints and priorities
>>57275134
just fuck off
>>57275075
There is an estate around here in Rotherham (inb4) that is paki central and where all the grooming went on and that's the only place you will find a house for <50k
It's a pig disgusting shit hole and should be showered in napalm.
>>57275166
Ad hominem
this lad needs to stop posting asap
He knows who he is
>yfw Trump would easily win the election if it weren't for women
>>57275037
DUDE DIFFERING OPINIONS LOL
>>57275082
I wouldn't be that bothered if it was a cheap item but its an expensive bike.
I'll sue the cunts.
>>57275134
Good point, guess I'll just move to America then.
Fucking retard
>>57275219
>thinking that would be a good thing
Rorke desu
>>57275194
i could hire some amish bros to build a literal mansion for 50k complete with 4 bay garage, a pool and everything
>she messages me at 7:30 AM saying "so tired"
what did she mean by this?
>>57275147
Don't complain lad, they're voluntary putting themselves in Ghettos, to live out their last few years away from civilization.
>>57275283
and then they'd just build a giant barn instead
>>57275251
i meant 50k sterling could buy one a house here you fucking retard
where in there did I suggest you move to america, dumbfuck?
Reasons old people should just kill themselves.
1. Ruined Britain
2. Started mass immigration to pay for their pensions
3. Buying up shit tons of property in buy-to-rent schemes
4. Out of touch with reality and vote for the exact opposite thing the rest of the nation wants
>>57275343
they're legit craftsmen tbhfam
>>57275349
yeh? well suggest this
*unzips dick*
>>57275283
it'll be made of """"dry-wall""" and collapse in a brisk wind
The next poster whose post number ends in 3 is definitely a girl
Teehee
hi x
>>57275322
>a billionaire narcissist who makes policies up on the spot for shock-value is the best candidate
Ah yes, very impressive.
im not a girl
What is a "leasehold" lads?
I see a lot of cheap houses for sale as "leasehold" and then say something like "£100 per month service charge".
TeeBee
rolling :3
might order a takeaway tonight lads
ive been a girl this whole time 2bh lads
haha
Jimin
>>57275466
He's the President he doesn't really have to do anything
>>57275533
do you come with the food?
>>57275402
you should look up british house after tornado
doesn't look like your superior house building skills work either
>>57275533
Order my willy
>>57275611
not on a diet
>>57275219
couldn't give a fuck about feminists myself, but I think you'll like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
>kpop
reminder
>>57275592
Oh you
Huhuhuhi
>>57275549
not a fan of ''rapper'' idols desu
>>57275672
btfo
opps just had a nap for 90 minutes
>>57275636
Listening to UK garage circa 2000
wish this microphone was my penis tbqh
>>57275672
didn't read any of this
Tears and fears and feeling proud,
To say "I love you" right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds,
I've looked at life that way.
Oh but now old friends they're acting strange,
They shake their heads, they say I've changed
Well something's lost, but something's gained
In living every day.
I've looked at life from both sides now
From win and lose and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all
>Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS
>>57275711
post some
but only bangers
How much can I borrow for a mortgage if I'm on £20,000 lads?
>>57275632
Don't worry I'm in the mood for deepthroating
>>57275726
Wish those balloons were my bollocks and she'd pop them with her high heels mmmm
>>57275763
About £90k. Enough to get you a flat in Birmingham
>>57275726
>wanting those disgusting filling encrusted teeth near your todger
no thanks
>>57275636
where are proofs
>The shittiest, rankest houses in the worst parts of a paki infested city, with no off road parking cost £120,000
>>57275845
bloody racist
>>57275763
>>57275790
Woops. Thought you said 30k.
20k will get you about 60k mortgage. Will buy you a garage in Swansea
pretty bad chapter of tokyo ghoul this week
not sure why I read it
>>57275676
I'm not a fan of you desu
She uploaded her pics and I didn't like the photo, dumb sluts not getting my (you) , instead I furiously wanked to it
doing a listen to some synthwave 2bh lads
>People say that help to buy is bad because people use it to buy houses to let out
Literally says you cannot sub-let your house on the government guidelines for help to buy.
>>57275899
fair enough
HOW DEAR YOU
>>57275760
>>57275760
Here's one la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0Uo
>>57275757
>blaming women instead of fat unmotivated men
>>57276036
Sorry laa
a LOT of balls were kicked
who /eskibeat/ here
>>57275956
who says this
>>57275912
doing a le cassette desu
do you have to speak french to join the foreign legion? could be a laugh 2bh
>>57276107
>newcastle
going to enjoy them going down desu
>>57276139
Every time help to buy is mentioned people here say shit like "ah yes more tory buy-to-let landlords very impressive".
>>57276008
nice. cheers lad
>>57275956
The problem with help to buy is that it just pours more money into the market without creating any new supply. Might make it easier for a handful of people but in generally it just puts even more upward pressure on prices.
lads, is the phosphodiester bond between the pentose sugar and the organic base or between the pentose sugar and the next phosphate in the other nucleotide
>>57276139
It says it on their official website:
https://www.helptobuy.gov.uk/help-to-buy-isa/who-is-eligible/
If you do it the government takes their money back.
>>57276242
between me and ur mam lmao
Dogpost
Pork shoulder is done lads
Having some amazing burritos
>>57276242
the second one of course silly
When will WWIII start?
high housing prices are caused by immigrants? um try again sweetheart :)
>Finally look up what help to buy is.
Fucking hell why aren't you guys smashing that mofucking like button over this shit?
You only need 5% of the houses worth in real cash, and the government gives you 20%
You can use it to get a £200,000 house with a 10k deposit.
You front £10,000 the government gives you £40,000 interest free for 5 years. Then you just mortgage the remaining £150,000
On the 6th year you have to pay 1.75% of the loans value. And then after that it goes up with inflation. But by that time you'll have saved enough money to pay it off in one go.
>>57276388
right after I finish with your mum lmao
>>57276313
so does it go between the phosphate and sugar or the sugar and the next phosphate below it
or is it just all of them
>ingesting alcohol to celebratate of a full orbit cycle of our planet around the sun
ah yes, very impresive
>>57276307
I cooked a 3kg pork shoulder yesterday
Put half of in a neapolitan ragu that's cooking now, don't know what to do with the other half x
Did you get crackling out of it? X
>>57276117
Fantastic post and this is most definitely me
>>57276394
here it is
Chinese billionaires come here and buy up all the land, tear down old buildings, and throw up chinkyblocs
>>57276410
is this bait?
you guys are so financially retarded it's painful
aint no such thing as halfway cucks
>>57276410
IMF and Bank of England have said help to buy is shit, so erm.. nice shilling sweetie :) x
wish I was thailad
parents would be somewhat proud of me
How many hours a week do you lads work?
Are you content with it? Or would you rather work more/less?
>>57276506
that isn't thailad posting
it is thailad #2. absolute faggot frogposter
>>57275349
You were talking about what you could by in America, the assertion being that i should buy such a house.
Unless you were just bragging, in which case well fucking done.
>>57276202
mini bubble is happening as we speak, crash is imminent
>>57276502
Good goyim
>>57276543
I work 3-4 days a week for 8 hours a day
its pretty good
>>57276439
>Did you get crackling out of it?
no skin on the piece i bought
i'm using what's leftover for some pork and black bean 'chili' next week
Just waiting for her to cancel. I know she's gonna cancel.
>>57276543
37.5
would like to do 30 tbf
REALLY need to take a shit
>>57276430
>being a killjoy
bet you're fun at parties, if you even get invited that is
>>57276606
did lucy ever come
>>57276555
>Unless you were just bragging, in which case well fucking done.
spot on
>>57276569
>falling for the Help to Sell scheme jew
>>57275009
She's really playing up the redhead image she's acquired. I admit, for not actually being a redhead she looks breddy good as one
Don't ever talk about God to me or my son again
>>57276669
literally everyone loves a pretty redhead
u r dum lol
Abortion is a monstrous act that should be a capital crime.
Would it be autistic to get this patch on a jacket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLm6yo1WaW8
>>57276502
Why would it be bad?
It means I could buy a £120,000 house right now.
I have £10,000 in savings. The government gives me £24,000 And I mortgage £86,000
Without help to buy I'd need a £110,000 mortgage which is impossible on my wage.
>>57276791
Yeah
PORCO DIO
>>57276843
>>57276820
It inflates prices and doesn't solve the root problem that not enough houses are being build, plus I can't imagine it's good for financial stability basically giving out 95% mortgages
pissed in the sink AMA
>>57276820
>I can finally afford a thing which should never be this expensive in the first place
such a wagecuck thing to say, a fool and his money...
anyone going out with the lads later?
>>57276729
True, but that just makes it jarring if she ever decides to revert to her natural color
BELO BELO
>>57276885
Yes yes the state of affairs is very bad but it doesn't change the fact I can now afford a house.
>>57276888
fuck up cunt
>>57276843
>>57276867
EST SE PUTA??@
>>>/vg/137373120
well, /brit/? help the poor guy out
Just heard that one song by all saints
Fucking nostalgia wave
It's like I'm playing pokemon blue and eating pick and mix again
>>57276951
isnt a question
strawman
a chinamadman built his own robot wife
and made her white ofc
unironically doing the macarena lads
>>57276952
sabe pa
want to lick sersha's arsehole
>>57276986
failed to detect an argmuent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8JYRpElzRc&feature=youtu.be
rate video
mortgages, credit, debt
all jewish tools designed to enslave you and tie you into the system
>"You are buying a leasehold property with 118 years left on the lease"
Why do I feel this is some secret jew tactic to take all my money and leave me not actually owning anything?
A leased property can be sold on the open market but after the years have elapsed it falls back to the original owner. So someone at the end of the chain is left in a shit.
>>57277029
extension of credit to the masses is a pillar of the middle class
would you prefer everyone renting from Lord Craven who owns all the property because nobody on normal wages can afford to get enough money together to buy a house?
want to do a PhD abroad
>>57277081
is this a fake??
>>57277081
HERE HE COMES
CLEAN THIS UP JANNY I SUMMONE THEE
>>57276989
Looks like Keira Knightly
Good taste
does brum still post here?
>>57277122
heres a PhD for ya:
um......alri
>>57277081
perfect bush
>>57277135
really?
when did she do the shoot
are there any more in the set?
>>57277124
>dem beef curtains
Definitely real
At wagas with a /brit/ lad :3
>>57276989
they must get sick of looking at virtually the same woman all the time in fairness though
I mean we have blondes, brunettes, redheads, jet blacks, and everything in between ... meanwhile they just have the same cookie-cutter straight black-haired facsimile
>Looking up housing prices
Is there anything that makes you want to contemplate suicide more than this lads?
>>57277216
Are people pointing and laughing?
Death is nothing to fear everything dies,plants, solar systems, galaxies,animals,people-all are impermanent death is a part of life, for instance soil is created when living organisms die and their carcasses mix with the matrix of clay,sand,and gravel. Without the death of organisms creating soil we would have no substance for growing plant life,and would have no food for our survival.without the death of stars creating many of the elements in the universe, we would not exist today.these are a few of many examples providing the need for death in order to sustain life. It is hard for us to comprehend the differences that things make when they appear to have little effect on our daily lives,but nature is cyclical and everything is interconnected death is apart of life it supports the possibility of life, and to wish for eternal life in my view is very selfish.we must learn to give and receive in order to maintain such a perfect balance. Be grateful that you are given a chance to experience life and when it comes time to pass on,do not be afraid ..
need to fucking shave again lads
>>57277220
hella b8d lamo get fukced looser kek ;)))0000
bucks you are silly
>>57277245
Yes, taking the piss out of my grey hoody :(
>posting porn on a blue board
ah yes very impressive
feeling ugly lads, give me some compliments like the girls do on facebook
(you)s will do as well
Doing a poo hope herts doesn't read this
getting the daily molyneux in
>>57277277
lanc not bucks
bucks uses mercia
>>57277279
Not surprised it is fucking shit
>>57277263
>that stench trench
nah not me
>>57277189
private pics she sent to me I leaked last week
>>57277313
Witnessed
wasted another day
>>57277337
oh yes it seems i am the silly sausage in this situation !!!!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37739628.html
>3 bedrooms
>End terrace
>No parking but you could tarmac over the front garden easily enough
>Freehold
>£80,000
What's the catch lads?
(inb4 "it's in birmingham lol")
Lads should I get chicken/donor mixed kebab or just regular old donor? Feeling a bit mad
>>57277306
Cracking pic mate
Everyday is a battle against bullshit. From the very start of the day, you're greeted by mail bullshit....banks, taxes....bullshit. You get stuck in traffic with all the other wankers...bullshit. You have to work 9-6....bullshit.. For less pay...bullshit. You get home at 8 but you're too tired to do anything. You will never own your own home. You will never be secure in a marriage. Modern life is bullshit. Never ending bullshit and you're just becoming older. The youth you saw in the mirror has gone. There's money in your bank but all you can afford are gadgets and netflix.
>>57277255
"And I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it – you've got to go sometime."
Should England have its own anthem, lads?
>>57277366
my mate on the left
me behind the camera
>>57277371
you'll kill yourself living in such a shitty house plus it's obviously in a terrible neighborhood
>>57277390
racist rorke nigel farage daily mail
>>57277313
>in public
very odd individual all round
>Multiple correct solutions required please solve more
>Finally solve enough (seven) that it lets me submit
>"404 page cannot be reached".
Why did 4chan go down the toilet as soon as moot sold it?
>>57277371
>tarmac over the front garden
kys mm
goin tut shop
>>57277371
>(inb4 "it's in birmingham lol")
Close, it's in the proper dirty New Pakistan bit. Area is everything and just on the edges of that pic are 15 pakis and a kebab shop
>>57277432
>not using legacy
>>57277432
>>57277371
Unironically live with 10 minutes walk of this
Shard end is a bit of a shithole but the surrounding areas are alright
Defo not as bad as the inner city areas
It's pretty much white with a few blacks, little to no pakis around there, just chavvy white lads
>>57277372
Can't go wrong with the aul lamb doner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQSJnE1dmG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
>that tanker whuch just flips over
why are Indians so stupid?
>>57277504
Legacy only works when replying to someone.
>>57276820
because it allows retards like you to buy houses that you cant afford
>>57277371
It looks shit, but I suppose it has potential if you're prepared to spend a bit. However, what's the point if your neighbours are shit and every other house looks like some Downs kid on Blue Peter has poked some holes into a cardboard box and spilled Tippex over it?
>>57277390
no, its too dangerous. Look how overexcited everyone got about a song regarding vindaloo.
>>57277531
I've showed that video to many people, no one failed to enjoy it yet
>>57277456
Delusion fuck off the pakis live near the city centre, see >>57277513
>>57277371
looks ex-council
Thinking about framing Maisie on my wall, buckos
>>57277517
Right you are. Might throw in a battered sausage as well.
>>57277411
Excellent contribution, Moosenigger.
business idea: my friends invite me out for once
