Do it for her Edition
crayon pop
cara
sophie blacked when?
F1 qualifying is still crap 2bh
>>57270992
KEKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJxceEOh5w
ESSENTIAL viewing
kpop desu
>>57271002
when you take over the falklands
(never)
>>57270978
philly is a cool city
heh
fucking hell lads bets are doing decent
40 minutes to get 4 goals (the final outcome of the game doesn't matter as long as both teams score)
>>57271026
>third eye
how juvenile. i'm working on my fifth. i opened my fourth back in '68.
>Wanting to stay in the EU
Third Eye: dead on arrival
I've decided I'm going to make a concerted effort over the next few months this become a stoical, independent, masculine man.
>>57271044
any ghosts?
doing a thirst
>>57270965
disgusting
>I like the EU
Enjoy your weak hoovers
>>57271114
i have a dyson 2bh
Thinking about travelling to iraqi kurdistan
getting a lunch
business idea: print cartoon pictures of the phrophet muhammad and plaster them all over tower hamlets
>>57271120
cuck
Switzerland and Norway are doing fine
>>57271120
My condolences
>>57271093
Ghosts don't exist
sat in a republican pub yesterday with a jacket that had a German flag on it, was getting such dirty looks
This weeks episode of stuart lees Comedy vehicle was tbf
Looking for /gf2016/
Anyone seen one around?
>>57271073
>>57271147
They're basically in the EU though, they have to follow EU law and pay budget contributions, the only difference is they have zero say in the parliament
unironically doing weighted dips
>>57271184
Norway only has to implement 9% of the EU's laws, stop being a gullible cuck
>>57271120
you got duped into joining a cult you weak minded pissant
>>57271225
That's 9% too many. Surely Britain can implement non?
LARGEST civil disobedience in history happening RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1e6R5d3SM
>>57271169
lel, right
The EU referendum basically boils down to are you pro or anti globalist?
>>57271179
No
can't stop watching random top 10 videos on youtube. they're like the hangover TV of the internet
>>57271120
>not having a Henry
>>57271225
They still have free movement though, which is like the #1 reason people want to leave the EU
>Takaro was an unremarkable 22 year old student entering his third year of education at the University of Aberdeen in the North East of Scotland, a rather remote region of his native United Kingdom. Aberdeen was sparsely populated and agonizingly quiet compared to his hometown of Manchester, England. One other minor factor regarding Takaro difficulty in settling into his home away from home was the lack of an immigrant diaspora that reflected his own ethnic background, now while Takaro was no racist, he did feel it would help him make some traction into the community if there were a few other British-Japanese young adults on the scene. Slumbering into a deeper level of thought, Takaro analyzed that statement further and made the self-realization that regardless of the demographics of the town in all likelihood he would still be friendless and spending all his free time holed up in his bedroom, its not as if he could claim to have had even a single friend back in cosmopolitan Manchester. Some people were just doomed to be alone, Takaro lamented, he lacked the social skills required to make friends and a girlfriend was certainly out of the question.
>>57271291
I honestly don't know which of the two I am but I kinda see the globalist "agenda" as self propagating just as a side effect of our advances in technology
>>57271305
have one of these
handy little things even if still a bit heavy
>>57271305
>when the electrician said he needed to bring up henry hoover from his van
i thought he was taking the piss
brits unironically name their hoovers
>>57271308
Meh, they have free movement but people don't have the automatic right to work.
Still, I think you've gotta to analyse how leaving would affect the UK, and just the UK. Norway and Switzerland are very different countries to us.
>>57271304
watchmojo?
>>57271308
That is their own choice. We have open border with the Republic of Ireland, but there are checks everywhere else including Gibralter.
>>57271367
It's a brand. Red is Henry, pink is Henrietta
daily reminder that if you wanna war me, lewisham mcdeez
ok he has officially lost his fucking mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aecrcl1vQcQ
Jimin
F1 qualifying finally under way
HERE I AM
ONCE AGAIN
I'M TORN INTO PIECE
CAN'T DENY IT
CAN'T PRETEND
JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE
BROKEN UP DEEP INSIDE
BUT YOU WON'T GET TO SEE THE TEARS I CRIED
BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES
>>57271305
>Dyson and other companies spend millions of pounds in R&D trying to scientifically make the best hoover possible
>Henry just think, "fuck that, just whack a face on it"
>Sells millions
Hmmmm
>>57271432
NASA bought a Henry, took it apart and used the components to make a vacuum cleaner for the ISS.
Trying to tell me something I don't listen, I don't pay attention to these children
Hi
Post your snacks
i bet all of you aren't even normies you're just pretending to be normies
Had actual "phone sex" with a girl last night lads, and genuinely think that was the most turned on I've ever been in my life, and I'm not even a virgin
Is that odd? Just something about it, gonna do it again tonight but don't want to do it too much or it'll lose its shine lel
>>57271510
Not got any atm, there's some mini cheddars in the cupboard downstairs though
>>57271510
>Roysters
Absolutely patrician crisps
just watched snatch lads, was brety gud
>>57271560
Shouldn't you be in bed by now?
gf thinks she may be pregnant, because she threw up this morning and she says her boobs feel sensitive.
we've fooled around, but there's never been actual penetration and i've never cum
>>57271510
too much milk in the tea
>>57271510
Snap
>>57271535
Never been desperate enough to phone babestation but good for you lad!
>>57271379
just hopping from one channel to another 2bh. theres like a million of them. each as robotic and soulless as the next, but interesting nonetheless
>>57271527
semi normie here
my lonley neetness is self inflicted, got lots of friends and get with girls pretty regular
>>57271432
Henry hoovers are pretty good though tbf
>>57271578
are karl
>>57271510
fired up the ol' bbq
Getting drunk near the park
>>57271598
Whatcha doing in my kitchen, lad?
One of the best films of the last 10 years is getting a sequel. I can't wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
>>57271621
this 2bh
>>57271636
pinching ur yogs
Weird dream last night lads. Was working in Tesco with Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and some others from when I actually worked at Tesco. Halfway into the nightshift, Lady Gaga releases a bunch of zombies into the place and we have to start legging it. Went to the front and did the wee announcer thing to tell everyone to get to the front of the shop so we could do a runner. So we did a runner out into the staff area and got into an elevator, but the problem was that Lady Gaga was tracking us using the security cameras but luckily TayTay was there. She told me that the Jews protect her because she's the saviour of the white race. The cameras all died right there and then, so we just went back to Taylor's house and played twister and ate crisp sandwhiches.
>>57271510
Walkers are shit m8
About to make peanut butter and strawberry jam on toast though
>>57271510
Already eaten them desu
>Peanut M&Ms
>>57271577
Blacked
i see trees of green
red roses too
what do brits irl think about Czechs ? are they hated like Poles ?
>>57271339
>So, just like every other day in this city when he had no academic obligations, Takaro sat in his room on his laptop watching anime in the flat he rented with two other individuals. He was able to secure a place to live during the university calendar year through responding to an online advert looking for flatmates, the invitation was posted by the daughter of the landlord who also happened to be a tenant, Jackie, she was nearing 30, had acne scars and an architect. Takaro is unsure why he was offered a room as surely she would have preferred to share with other women or at least men who were capable of making eye contact for longer than half a second. Perhaps it was because Jackie also seemed to have poor social skills or that she was flattered when Takaro mistook her for someone of student age. The type of mystery that keeps Takaro up at night, though the answer is completely meaningless as Takaro had secured the room and could move past the most stressful time towards the start of each academic calendar, finding somewhere to live. While the building was close to the university, that would be of little use this year though as Takaro was doing a placement year, a year of working in the industry he was studying, in his case that was accounting.
I know this paragraph is bad, still awkwardly trying to set the scene before moving into the present
>>57271603
bantz xD
Have watched babestation before ngl, never rang in but the girls on there look like they're just being vulgar, not really how we did it
>>57271713
think you're alri 2bh
do have an irrational hate for all slavs, especially poles but i think your germanic side does show
>>57271713
It's a place to go for a stag weekend, nothing more.
>>57271713
I think they're alright tbhl
>>57271720
FUCKS SAKE RUSSELL!!!
>>57271713
Went to uni with a Czech girl. She was pretty fit
>>57271720
Don't get his point desu. Is he implying he wouldn't drone the middle east? Or he would drone AND waterboard.
i present to you the future of britbongistan
>>57271809
drone and waterboard
>>57271577
>gf
>never been actual penetration
haha alri
>on tinder late at night
>see this girl, think she looks really cute, swipe her
>go to sleep knowing she'll probably never see my profile
>wake up in the morning, see that she actually matched me
>send her a good message
>no response
And now I've typed out all this
What takeaway should I get lads? can't decide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aba0lVdE2c
perfect theme tune to this rather nice warm Saturday afternoon
havin tendies for lunch
Do you lads need help with your banter? Ring this number. It has saved my life many many times.
neighbour's cat has developed an odd adoration with the wheels of my new car. and its not one of those skittish cats that tears off the moment it sees someone (fucking thing just lets itself into my house if I happen to have the front door open) so I'm going to have to check the wheels everytime and shoo it away before heading off
fucking cats
>>57271828
>>57271697
fuck off with the memes, we're freaking the fuck out
>>57271814
stop, it's too much...
>>57271845
paki pizza
>>57271837
looks a little off la
multi culturalism doesnt work with every culture
Debate this
Aye
>>57271713
Most brits don't really know much about czechs.
Barely any of us actually dislike poles either, that's such an /int/ meme.
>>57271903
what is multiculturalism
>>57271903
Where has it worked full stop?
>>57271577
>>57271883
my mum was a virgin when she got pregnant with me
my dad a wank in the toilet at a house party and came all over the seat
my mum came in and sat down after and the rest is history
might be the case with her lad
>>57271883
just get an abortion you spastic
>>57271892
You look a little off
>multiculturalism
>islamicritualcult
>>57271930
Singapore? Kind of....
>>57271892
Nothing wrong with some cute boipussy tbqh la
>>57271930
America
Help me out before I accidentally kill myself.
If you dissolve 200mg of a substance into 5ml of water, would 1ml of that water then contain 40mg of substance?
>>57271941
That can't happen. Can it?
>>57272028
assuming it's equally distributed
>>57272028
yes
right then lads
just need Southend and Walsall to score a goal and I'm 510 quid up
pray for me
>>57272028
The volume will increase and it may not be enough liquid to dissolve it all
I accidentally resurrected myself.
>>57272042
yes it can
all it takes is cum in the puss
>>57272028
No it contains anything from 0 to the full 200mg
My friend used to send me two XX's at the end of every text but he doesn't do that anymore but why do that in the first place anyway
>>57272028
Possibly, about a 50/50 chance la'
>>57272042
yeah mate
my mum didn't lose her virginity til i was like 13
>>57271814
fuck off you are worse off than us but no-one brings belgium up because its an irrelevant non-country
>>57272135
He wanted to bum you but has found someone better desu
>>57272093
You have my numbers
>>57272062
>don't cry leroy, don't let them see you cry
what the fuck
why can people see that I've read their messages in whatsapp? can I stop it?
>>57272155
redpilling my history prof as we speak
>>57272233
it's not designed for antisocial people
>two Annabelle's in a row
shit name desu
>>57271814
>censoring fucking twitter handles
t. reddit twat
>>57272155
many nazi scientists moved to the US after the war anyway to work on rocketry and shit
how could you even measure "scientific advancement" accurately anyway lad baka what a shitty graph
>>57272233
literally how new
you can turn it off in the settings i think (or at least your last seen time)
>>57272233
that's how girls tell you they dont want your dick
theyre literally massive pussies so they cant tell you directly
I vape. Any fellow vapebros here?
should i dye my hair pink and care what yall think
>>57272328
vn brah
>I vape. Any fellow vapebros here?
>tinder
Hmm
>>57272284
fuck off nigger I don't want them to defriend me. I was linked from the guy's cuckbook
>>57272328
haven't used mine in about 2 months
might get it out today as i'm running low on cancer sticks
Are micks welcome here?
>>57272322
no I was feeling extremely tired and didn't want to reply, and she just said 'i saw you read my message and didn't reply'.
don't much like this
>Messaged me on OKCupid
>Literally her only pic
Which one is she lads?
>>57272328
But seriously, why the fuck do people make such a big deal out of vaping?
>>57271426
VERY good lad
>>57272392
she sounds needy and emotionally manipulative
break it off
Found herts haha waaay
>>57272392
then stop being such a lazy twat
most normies lack the courtesy to say they need to go and just stop replying at random anyway
>>57272328
vapenation4lyf
>>57272433
w a v v e y
>>57272424
t. love doctor
>>57272404
does it matter?
>>57272404
me on the left
>>57272433
nice
>>57272433
Me the focus of this picture
>>57272404
the uglier one obv
>>57272233
Just read the message from the notification
That's what I do, so it doesn't show as read (two blue arrows)
>>57272404
Left. She's underweight and completely lacks curves, her voice is also fucking annoying and she's a bit stupid.
>t.professional picture analyser
>>57272433
>implying
that lad is speaking to a female in real life so it can't be
Just going on encyclopedia metallum. Back in a sec.
>>57272433
Me on the track with my balls resting on the rail
>>57272467
Not really but I'd like to know
>>57272373
Sucks for you Reddit twat
https://twitter.com/al_bealby/status/716263243011006464
>Caring about the triviality of two fucking blue ticks
Kill yourselves. The Jews have won.
>>57272171
Their shittyness does not lessen our shittyness
We're both pretty shitty but this europe
That's not me desu
>>57272521
i'd guess the uglier one but i've seen it go the other way too.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35944803
>A viral video has started a debate about "cultural appropriation" and the racial politics of hair.
>The footage picks up in the middle of a confrontation between two young people - one a white man, the other a black woman. The argument centres around the man's hairstyle. Specifically, his dreadlocks.
>"You're saying I can't have a hairstyle because of your culture - why?" the man says.
>"Because it's my culture," the woman answers back. At one point she pushes him and tries to stop him from walking away.
Most read story on BBC News
Why is the public so awful?
>>57272523
i'm impressed desu
>>57272373
alright greg
>>57272591
Which one is the ugly one tho haha
>>57272404
both ugly anyway
is there a better system of measuring time rather than
60 seconds to a minute
60 minutes to an hour
24 hours to a day
28/29/30/31 days to a month
12 months to a year
seems pointlessly complicated, something Americans would do
If something is free then you are the product
>>57272645
one on the left is a 6.5-7 you mong
Alright, last paragraph before I start on the story plan
>The company he had found work at was a small software house, they offered an inhouse accounting software package to companies throughout the city, though as far as Takaro’s role was concerned, that was irrelevant, all that mattered was that it was a small company, that meant little work from an accounting perspective and further to that point, the work would be unadventurous. Takaro had much anxiety regarding his future, he was not a good student and had little passion or truth be told, knowledge about accounting. To be blunt he had no idea what career path he wanted to follow, what options were available to him and he could not even envisage being offered a job, he only managed to get this placement because he was the only applicant and as a desperate student, he could be paid minimum wage.
>>57272603
the plebs confound what's important in their social circles with real world issues
>>57272603
I fucking hate dreadlocks, but I hate "muh cultural appropriation" nigs even more.
>>57272603
perhaps I should pick fights with people who dye their hair red
>>57272667
t-they're just practicing for boys r-right
>>57272662
60 is GOAT, divisible by 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,20 and 30
>>57272672
she's definitely not desu
would probably let em both bounce on my willy either way though
>>57272672
I don't think so senpai, she's clearly a 5. Pic related is a 7/10
>>57272603
BBC trending is barely one step above their magazine.
>>57272404
Looks like the same person only one has been stretched and the other squished
>>57272662
I want time to become decimal, but it'll never happen.
>>57272746
True.
>>57272672
lolno
>>57272744
>foot on the table
Breaking British Transport legislation, she's looking at an £80 fine
>>57272753
Decimal time is retarded, that's why no one uses it
"Kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at 21
>I fucking hate dreadlocks
>>57272807
>conductor comes along and gives her a fine
Sounds like the start of a porno tbqh
>>57272576
dem socks
>>57272820
google+ was yesterday
>>57272729
100 is divisible by 1, 2, 4, 5, 10, 20, 25, 50, 100. Bretty gud too
>>57272504
Are you back yet lad?
>>57272820
Anyone could do that now desu if they live with their parents and save up, but most can't because they piss their wages away every weekend.
>>57272859
Hipsters only
Daily reminder that white people will be extinct in a little over a hundred years.
watching a 23 minute video of dizzee rascal talking about getting stabbed in 2004
rap music is shit.
BASED go fast man of LUBRICIOUSLY HIGH SPEEDS once again proving british drivers are the greatest in the world
>>57272919
Why did it take so long desu
>>57272924
rorke
>>57272911
It'll take a little bit longer
I'm hungry and horny, what's a girl got to do to get some service around here
>>57272819
How is it retarded? I don't know where you're coming from lad
>>57272824
Dreadlocks are cancer m8
>>57272603
Whites should start claiming all pur culture then
Get the fuck back to africa you fucking COON
>>57272911
Praise be to allah
>>57272906
Yeah, listening to this now. Fantastic outro. Want more like it. It reminds me of why I listen to music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egw9BCKjHqk
>>57272960
Hamilton a faggot and this quali system sucks
>>57272911
I'll be dead though so who's arsed laa
Also would not pass my shit genes on because that would be cruel
stacking paper like xerox
>>57272603
Non-story. If the BBC allowed comments, all of them would say how retarded "cultural appropriation" is, but the BBC don't have comments for that very reason.
Nothing to get angry about tBh
>Poocastle
>>57272969
going into detail for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_3GXiI57NU
Posting random qts, don't mind me.
>>57272909
>Average house price is £190,275.
>The only reason you can't afford it on £16k a year is cos you spend £20 on a few pints last week
You're a fuckwit if you don't really we have a real, and also perfectly solvable, housing crisis
>>57273056
Lol
>install Tinder to see what the fuss is all about
>playing around with the settings and seeing how it all works
>get super liked
>'ooh thats exciting'
>its a bloke
turns out i forgot to turn off the men setting. ffs.
>>57272979
Why hello m'lady Sheila, what service doth thee require?
>>57273101
haha that was me m8, when do you wanna meet?
>>57273101
You gay?
>>57270975
this 2bh
>>57273063
What's c4 coverage of f1 like?
Kinda stopped watching years ago when vettel was dominating
Got quite boring tbf
>>57272909
>Anyone could do that now desu if they live with their parents and save up
I'm doing that, I'm nearly 30 and can only just affor a house this year.
>>57273101
>forgot
Suuuuurrrrre
>>57273101
*super(You)*
>>57273075
the only people who complain about it are these people :
>get arts degree
>move to london
>stack shelves in asda because they can't find a job that pays £1,000,000 to splash paint on a canvas like they thought they'd find
>spend 90% of their wage on rent for their box, and the other 10% pretending their rich
>whine about prices
>>57273101
Turn up and ironically suck his dick
MENSA is a meme
>government builds new "affordable housing"
>£120k for a "house" the size of a shed
Honestly wouldn't mind it as a starter home. The problem is that you're going to get in a £120k mortgage for it. You get fuck all for your money. House prices rise while wages stay stagnant.
Cor lads POF is a bit grim isn't it haha
>>57273202
This
Brojobs are best jobs
>>57273193
Fuck off Thailad, you already bitched out and bailed from this country, you don't get to comment on this
>>57273193
>We shouldn't be annoyed that houses are 5 times as much as they were in the 90s, while wages haven't increased five times
Ah yes very impressive.
