European pride edition
cara
crayon pop
What's it like to grab a woman's naked bum for the first time lads?
Jimin
Here's my more casual/weekend fit, lads.
Weekdays I tend to dress up a bit smarter, but cba to do that one
>>57267755
>crayon pop
More like Crayon poop
>>57267789
pretty nice
On the tren
oy
Does anybody here still unironically browse b?
>tfw you text your wife's son
>>57267789
Pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
>>57267819
Where's this? Looks nice.
kpop desu
fried some eggs
but two of the yolks split
So sad!
>>57267810
>>57267835
BEEP BEEP SEX HAVERS DETECTED LAUNCHING AIR TO NORMIE MISSILE
>I don't listen to hpop
>>57267871
>/brit/ is more concerned about the lads dress wear than her chebs
baka
>>57267802
bit gay that
like the sneakers tho
>>57267802
#spangled
>>57267863
Chippenham. It's not really.
>>57267896
weeping for your loss
>>57267924
literally none of us will ever get to experience chebs like that so what's the point? at least you can buy the clothes.
>>57267890
betsy is best bestie
>>57267961
god she sounds fucking retarded
just delete this post you little shit
>>57267924
>implying
I'm wanking over them as we speak
>>57267965
Oh alri
>>57267871
i'm wondering what their beverages are
wife's son lost his virginity before me lads
>>57268009
americans cant drink alcohol until they're 28 so it's probably water and orange juice
>he thinks non-whites can be racist
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>57267871
Bet she cheats on him
>>57268031
as I thought
>>57267977
Dahye is my favourite desu, also comeback SOON
>>57267802
looks like some insulation in the shape of a shirt
>>57267832
Is it true that his mother got fired because of the memes?
sister just dumped her bf out of the blue without a warning
says it's because he's too nice and that she could do better looks wise (she couldn't tbqh)
he's a decent lad as well
women are actually fucking horrible
>>57268076
they can against other non-whites since asians have more privilege than blacks or something
>>57267896
>Fucking up something as simple as frying an egg
End yourself.
>>57268122
be his rebound
>>57268102
unironically unattractive
>>57268122
Tell your sis i'm sorry
>>57267976
>Implying we aren't all going on a lads on tour to yankland and getting the best chebs you have simply by speaking
>Was alive for 17 years
>Shagged 0 (zero) birds
>Have been 18 for 4 and a half months
>Shagged 2 (two) birds
Waheyyy ;) life is doing me good
""""white"""" australia has a BLACK history
>>57268009
prosecco for the classy lady and a screwdriver for my sharply dressed man back there
>>57268190
he's a good looking lad but he's a bit to masc for me imho tbqh senpai
![20150115_170919[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g8ISGW6.jpg "20150115_170919[1].jpg")
>Bestie
Ah yes very impressive
>>57268122
>says it's because he's too nice
Mental this, never understood it, its better than being a dick
What are you wearing lads?
I am nude.
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>>57268236
escorts don't count, runt
>>57268118
wasnt that about the other guy aids skrillex or something
Poleaboo got a fair few (you)s over in /Polska/
Got some names for the characters in his novel
Takaro (a British national of Japanese decent, though his ethnicity is irrelevant to the story) is a third year university student, he is on work placement and during the academic year he is sharing a flat with the cute Polish girl, Ania.
The following year he forms an interest in another Polish girl, a classmate, Zuzana.
These vile females accuse him of stalking him, this story tells of how his interest in them affects his life and the fallout of their accusations.
>>57268328
show me
>>57268328
a see-through poncho, a leather thong and some crocs
>>57268328
Proofs
Lads it's up to us to advance meme culture
What about emoposting when someone says something sad?
~57268236
font
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSesPMvjgg
>>57268336
no escorts lad just pure tinder fanny from birds from my old school
>>57267996
Probably all the plastic surgery's frozen her face lel.
don't think there's anything more beautiful than watching a girl cum tbqh
>>57268328
Grey flannel trousers, silk white shirt, smoking jacket, and slippers.
>>57268319
Wrong, a male being a "dick" means they're alpha and know what they want to do, they create excitement for the gf. A nice guy just does whatever the girl wants to do like some sort of dog.
>>57268424
you've obviously never seen me cum
>>57268424
watching her cum from anal
>>57268385
>advance
>emo
Im out
>>57268310
wish I owned this desu
>>57268424
watching a lad cum
>>57268328
Shoes, inner climbing socks, dark blue slim jeans, white shirt with pattern, grey hoody
>>57268328
bear costume
>>57268460
why are yanks so obsessed with anal
>>57268424
watching that girl you made cum 9 months ago give birth to your firstborn son is a different kind of beauty, possibly even more powerful ~xx
>>57268449
What's a smoking jacket?
>>57268489
this desu
>>57268489
vaginas are passe
![20150115_164515[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DQtVPsJ.jpg "20150115_164515[1].jpg")
>>57268469
Got this too
>>57268460
women can't cum from anal, it's a porn meme
>>57268393
>when you can't open youtube links in incognito mode because of age shite
fuck sake i don't want this shit recommended for months again
Ahh yes very impressive
>>57268496
bender
>>57268460
...which is still watching a girl cum, you fucking idiot
all these kpop posts are giving me cancer
>>57268504
A smouldering upper body garm
ngl would like some rice rn
>>57268504
class......please......get some class
>>57268553
Surprised people know who Kasich is
>>57268504
said i'd go out today, got up early and i've just been sat here playing csgo for nearly 6 hours.
gonna drive to leith hill if anyone wants to join?
>>57268519
I'm jelly as fuck, where do you buy them from?
>>57268310
>>57268519
hahahahahahahahahahaha kill yourself you absolute nonce
>>57268550
>not wanting based CustomGrow420 on your feed for months
>class......please......get some class
>>57268553
want clinton to win because yanks will never recover from the cuck memes
>>57268553
WHO /KasichPatrician/ HERE?
>>57268553
The powers that be have worked their magic here
>>57268573
Smoking isn't classy friend
Official crayon pop tier list
1. way = choa
2. soyul
3. errin
4. gummi
>>57268609
Whenever I see a fedora, either here or around town, it's specifically that black one with white stripes
What's with that?
>Smoking isn't classy friend
Just bought a load of gym shit from sports direct, the most normie shop in the universe. Gonna lose my big beer belly lads.
>>57268553
Based Hillary
>>57268553
>the gommies are winning
Not surprised Tbh
>>57268665
Hamilton is a total faggot. Becoming more like a wannabe-gangster every day
>>57268661
pinstripes are cool
>>57268661
pinstripes are the epitome of class
really happy that harper is out and trudeau is in lads
>>57268666
Being fit is a meme la
>>57268595
http://mwave.interest.me/meetgreet/list
Mwave do special interviews with certain groups and get them to sign some albums.
Beware that the album takes literally MONTHS to show up because they're signed to order, as in they only sign as many as people have bought and they only start signing them once the offer closes.
>>57268650
bender
>>57268666
diet is the way forward
>>57268661
it's the only "fashionable" one to have
>>57268553
*commits sudoku*
>>57268707
Why?
>>57268708
>this is what your average american actually believes
I literally haven't showered in a month. My hairs thick and greasy, my face is courser , my balls smell bad and
absolutely dank, the pubes itchy and the whole body smells , but damn it feels good
THE most IMPORTANT thing in any porno is the sound. I'm not talking quality, I mean the noises produced, it's the difference between a 1/10 and a 10/10 movie.
Anyone who disagrees is a pleb
>why yes I love forcing my dick into a hole that it can't fit in and getting it covered in shit all the while inflicting pain upon my gf
love a bit of anal 2bh
>>57268665
>le making my balding obvious by wearing a hat man
sneezed so hard me brain's a bit rattled :/
really want a chubby insecure gf lads
>>57268650
1. soyul
2. way
3. ellin
4. geummi
5. choa
>>57268708
Maybe, but I can't walk around town without working up a sweat and breathing heavily so I think I should do something about it.
>>57268741
I'll diet too, my diet isn't too bad now, just gotta drink less booze and coke.
>>57268753
>my face is courser
>>57268759
me in the middle
>>57268771
you can't separate twins like that man, that's mean
On the train lads
>>57268762
Do you ever sneeze so hard your balls ache?
>St Annes on the Sea
>>57268748
I don't think there is an Average for yanks, they're either fat and disgusting give up on life tier or the fittest people on the planet.
Yanks don't do things by halves.
haha literally me lads
>tfw just finished another Sutra on Nyaya systems of logic
might take up fencing
>>57268765
this
>>57268771
bender
>>57268784
remember crunches =! abs
>>57268762
haha
>>57268758
bender
>>57268756
>watching porn
>>57268744
harper was shit
>>57268847
>>57268756
>some nice squelching, slapping sounds
yep, you're right la
>might take up fencing
>>57268845
Love it or leave it nigga
>>57268871
>the dane loves trudeau
not surpised 2bh
>>57268771
Love this mv btw. The one-shot was a pretty dope idea
Fucking hell, writing is hard
This is what I have so far
>Takaro was an unremarkable 22 year old student entering his third year of education at the University of Aberdeen.
I know it's a shit line and I still have nothing to follow it up with
>>57268821
take a photo lad
>>57268859
quads for days
>>57268903
leave it FOY
>>57268753
longest i've gone is 1.5 weeks before i couldn't stand my own stench. a month is very admirable lad
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>57268901
b8d you into the fedora hahahahaha you work for me now hahahahaha dance my little puppet dance
>>57268847
>chakras
>astrology
>metaphysics
>""""energy""""
>psychic development
>magic
>>57268861
What does equal abs? Just drinking water and eating kale?
>>57268946
don't think anyone wants to watch your gay anime tbqh
>>57268951
Doxxable picture desu
finishing my work
starting my work
>>57268871
He really wasn't 2bh
>that 10 year thriving economy
>that BASED counterterrorism approach
>that buildup of soft diplomatic power
>made the prairies oil goldmines and flourish
>based relationship with USA and Europe
>massively pro-commonwealth
>not a cuck
>was a bit of a cute neocon nerd like Jeb
>>57268977
pineal gland status: 6 feet under
How do I get a gf lads?
>>57268985
It's Poleaboo story in novel form
>>57268980
Abs = low body fat percentage
You need to get down to like 12% body fat.
>>57268818
soyul > way > ellin geummi choa
better?
>>57268901
This is who I imagine whenever I read about something scientific on reddit and see an absolute retard explain it incorrectly while acting like he's an expert.
>“Muslims across Europe will see the question for Turkish admission to the EU as a clear test of European inclusion. If the door is slammed shut it will be understood by 20 million Muslim citizens of the EU that the basis of the decision to treat Turkey differently to new members like Bulgaria or Romania has been made on the basis that Europe is a “Christian Club”. Some will see this as a clear indication that Muslims can never be a part of the story of Europe or the West. That will undermine everybody working to say that of course one can be British, European and Muslim, or French, European and Muslim.”
London is finished
>Muslims can't use tactical borrowing and responsible debt management to increase their standard of living because it's haram
Literally know a Muslim lad who is living with his parents until he saves up £160,000 to buy a house.
>>57268932
the middle one is the only half decent looking gook in the group
rest are ugly
>>57268980
Losing weight all over
Your core is the last place fat dissipates from
>>57269036
rule of 6s lid (6 figures, 6 feet, 6 inches)
>>57268946
What genre. Got some great openings for crime novels.
1. When the corpse showed up in the swimming pool, her dead bosoms bobbing up and down like twin poached eggs in hollandaise sauce, Randy decided to call the police as soon as he finished taking pictures of his breakfast and posting them to his Facebook wall.
2. Seeing how the victim's body, or what remained of it, was wedged between the grill of the Peterbilt 389 and the bumper of the 2008 Cadillac Escalade EXT, officer "Dirk" Dirksen wondered why reporters always used the phrase "sandwiched" to describe such a scene since there was nothing appetizing about it, but still, he thought, they might have a point because some of this would probably end up on the front of his shirt.
3.The janitor's body lay just inside the door, a small puncture wound below his right ear made with a long thin screwdriver, the kind electricians use and can often be found in the bargain bin at the hardware store and come with a pair of cheap wire cutters that you never use because they won’t cut wire worth a damn and at best will only put a small indent in the wire so you can at least bend it back and forth until it breaks.
>>57269016
how do you know this much about what goes on in canada
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>57269052
How do I lower my body fat? I was planning on running a shitload.
>>57269083
But my core is where all my fat is ffs. Whoever designed the body is a bellend.
>>57269072
>Khan
>Goldsmith
Very strong British names.
dont reply to him
>>57269084
girls won't know your dick size until you've already got them in bed t b h
>>57269036
rule of 6, lad; 6 limbs, 6 fingers, 6 chakras
>>57269101
Highly professional grade cat photograph
>>57269073
Is this fucking real? I can't believe Muslims wouldn't be allowed mortgages.
>>57269075
going to have to ask you to delete this
I brush my teeth with Euthymol toothpaste, because it doesn't have fluoride
You plebs probably still use colgate or whatever, enjoy your brain-sand encrusted Pineal glands
>>57269098
I'm half Canadian 2bh, dad is a Leaf immigrant
>>57268990
dont be a fag
>>57268946
>Takaro
>>57268961
HOW CAN YOU HOLD VIEWS I DISAGREE WITH IN THE CURRENT YEAR
>>57268977
>he doesn't meditate
>>57268980
unfortunately more like water and chicken breasts with the odd horrific "core" workout
>>57268995
>>57269010
haha well done lads
>>57269036
first you need to tackle your cripping social anxiety and depression
don't listen to this bender >>57269084 or you'll end up Elliot Rodger tier
>>57269061
bender
>>57269121
Rowing is the best cardio
And dieting to cut fat intake
One of my favourite soundbytes from a porno
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FchhI1od4E
>>57269121
Drink water and take in less calories than you're burning. If you're running, 1800 calories a day is probably a good target. I run 5k 3 times a week.
>>57269136
yeah but if you want to keep a girl you have to be able to satisfy her. a friend of mine thought he had a gf but after she saw his small-ish willy she left and now he's heartbroken and spends all his days posting on internet message boards.
Lads a man in the shop came up and started talking to me about an order, turned out he'd gotten me confused with the other glasses wearing nerd I was standing next to.
Only the other guy had a gf somehow. How do some quiet autists end up with outgoing mummying gfs? I can't understand it.
>Rowing
doing a memory lads
>when the hot girl at school used to take the piss out of you by sitting on your knee while all her friends laughed
jokes on her tbf I got a stiffy
1. Soyul
2. Ellin
3. Way
4. Geummi
5. Choa
>>57269175
Muslims believe charging interest is Haram
I asked him why he's not allowed to PAY interest seeing as he's the "victim" and not benefiting.
He said Muslims believe that interest only exists because people are willing to pay it, so if everyone stopped paying interest there wouldn't be any.
>>57269213
what are you doing
fuck up cunt
>>57269214
>rowing
Swimming
>>57269233
girls are co-dependent prolly
getting called a racist by yanks on reddit lads
is referring to irish people as paddys racist?
>>57269246
Why would anyone ever lend anyone else money if there was no interest.
>>57269228
Wouldn't mind if she left so long as I could get my dick inside a bitch once in my life
>>57269088
It's not a crime novel, it's a love story if anything
>>57269246
>>57269073
Christians believe the same thing
Plenty of Muslims have mortgages and debt
1. SNSD
2. T-ara
3. AOA
99999999999999. Crayon Pop
still listen to and love what would be considered "emo" music. what are you going to do about? faggots.
>>57269313
out of the goodness of their heart
>>57269246
yeah mu muslim m8 told me this before, pretty interesting concept as their banks seem to do it internally too
>>57267745
is that Tempz on the right?
>>57269266
I'd go swimming but I don't want people staring at my horribly misshapen body. If I can lose a bit of my gut I'd go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSOek-YjvGM
me in the front
>>57269326
>1. SNSD
Full pleb
1. Jimin
2. AOA
3. Crayon Pop
4. GOT7
>>57269330
Some retard is probably going to post a fedora with your quote and we'll have a big laugh.
>>57269330
Laugh and call you a fag
>Haha fag
>>57267745
We're technically Asian, but can we get in on the party?
>>57269307
also they said "yank" is considered offensive to them.
can you believe this?
>still listen to and love what would be considered "emo" music. what are you going to do about? faggots.
>>57269402
Did your granddad serve Britain in the great war?
>>57269383
what a healthy environment
>>57269313
Because "it's a kind thing to do".
Did you know a lot of Muslims wont use banks either?
They give money instead to someone local on their street they trust. And can get the money back in 2 years time.
They can't have the money back before 2 years is up.
It's literally a fucking Ponzi scheme, that "trustworthy" bloke will be spending everyone's money and only needs to make sure he has enough money to hand back when it's someone's "turn" to get their money back.
>>57269307
>is referring to irish people as paddys racist?
no
>>57269246
t.bh Christian didn't believe in interest either, that's why there were only Jewish money lenders in Europe during the middle ages.
Christians pick and choose what parts of their religion they want to believe nowadays, you've got to respect muslims for not watering down their faith.
>>57269402
do australians not beleive in oceania?
>>57269325
This is a story about love, but not just any kind of love like how you love the feeling of trading in a pair of soggy, old socks for fresh ones, or the taste of salty French fries dipped in a chocolate milkshake, I’m talking about the other kind of love.
>>57269326
More like
1. Crayon Pop
2. Bestie
3. AOA
999999 old and busted tier. SNSD
>>57269260
i am the (You) giver
get (You)'d
>>57269244
bender
>>57269266
this 2bh
>>57269228
doesnt matter unless we're talking literal 3 inch tier. same applies to height
>>57269307
no
>>57269326
bender
>>57269330
get some escape the fate on lad
>>57269373
an excess of abdominal fat in comparison to other areas of the body is usually linekd to stress. google it m8.
>>57269390
bender
>>57269383
fucking disgraceful
Women ought to just be fleshy transports for t&a
shame theyre sentient
>>57269440
I didnt think it was, even in liverpool we call the catholic cathedral paddys wigwam and I always just thought it was an affectionate term
>>57269490
fuck up cunt
>>57269490
>doesnt matter unless we're talking literal 3 inch tier. same applies to height
>>57269443
>there were only Jewish money lenders in Europe during the middle ages.
le historical inaccurate face
>meet a girl online
>do an information search on her
>she's got a yt channel with 5000 subs
hmmm
>>57269432
no he served australia
>>57269443
>>57269325
There is a massive history of Quaker bankers so this can't be true at all.
Quakers thought it was their duty to make as much money as possible so they could donate it all to charity.
Any of you get pranked or fooled on the 1st or what?
Sister tried to pull an I'm bleeding to death here stunt , I would've been convinced but her acting was sub-par, the blood was pink ffs
>>57269490
I always assumed I had a big gut because I drink far too much.
Interesting
just accidentally pulled some shelves down on myself, ouch
>>57269531
She's gonna post about your small dick on yt for all her fans to laugh at
I wouldn't do it senpai
>>57269537
>quakers
>middle ages
What are you retard on about
>>57269540
post pics of your sisters "pink" if ya know what i mean ;)
>>57269492
racist
>>57269307
yes you cunt
>>57269551
heres a site youll like
http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0002&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=8&lon=-1.3513&lat=51.9070
>>57267745
>>57269532
Then out you go
>>57269551
What happened in 2013? And what changed in 2015?
Also I can't believe with all the terrorism going on in Europe that remain is still in the lead.
>>57269611
keep trucking stavros
>>57269602
explain
also would you consider the term "yank" offensive
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>>57267749
this 2bh
Thoughts on dark cabaret music, lads?
>>57269618
FOP
Australia > Canada > NZ >>>>>>>> India > The UK
>Thoughts on dark cabaret music, lads?
>>57269499
haha
>>57269517
(You)
>>57269518
hi Elliot Rodger
>>57269545
the beer belly is a myth, fat is distributed wherever your body wants, beer doesn't necessarily add to the belly
>>57269573
one time a shelf fell on me while i was asleep was savage
>>57269611
KEEP TRUCKING STAVROS
>>57269681
he's wearing a hat, so what do you think /brit/ thinks
>>57269597
Don't know where she put the dye , I'll ask
>>57269670
it trivializes the recipient and is condescending
>>57269611
KEEP TRUCKING STAVROS
