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Do it for her Edition
crayon pop
cara
sophie blacked when?
F1 qualifying is still crap 2bh
>>57270992
KEKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJxceEOh5w
ESSENTIAL viewing
kpop desu
>>57271002
when you take over the falklands
(never)
>>57270978
philly is a cool city
heh
fucking hell lads bets are doing decent
40 minutes to get 4 goals (the final outcome of the game doesn't matter as long as both teams score)
>third eye
how juvenile. i'm working on my fifth. i opened my fourth back in '68.
>Wanting to stay in the EU
Third Eye: dead on arrival
I've decided I'm going to make a concerted effort over the next few months this become a stoical, independent, masculine man.
>>57271044
any ghosts?
doing a thirst
>>57270965
disgusting
>I like the EU
Enjoy your weak hoovers
>>57271114
i have a dyson 2bh
Thinking about travelling to iraqi kurdistan
getting a lunch
business idea: print cartoon pictures of the phrophet muhammad and plaster them all over tower hamlets
>>57271120
cuck
Switzerland and Norway are doing fine
>>57271120
My condolences
>>57271093
Ghosts don't exist
sat in a republican pub yesterday with a jacket that had a German flag on it, was getting such dirty looks
This weeks episode of stuart lees Comedy vehicle was tbf
Looking for /gf2016/
Anyone seen one around?
>>57271147
They're basically in the EU though, they have to follow EU law and pay budget contributions, the only difference is they have zero say in the parliament
unironically doing weighted dips
>>57271184
Norway only has to implement 9% of the EU's laws, stop being a gullible cuck
>>57271120
you got duped into joining a cult you weak minded pissant
>>57271225
That's 9% too many. Surely Britain can implement non?
LARGEST civil disobedience in history happening RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1e6R5d3SM
>>57271169
lel, right
The EU referendum basically boils down to are you pro or anti globalist?
can't stop watching random top 10 videos on youtube. they're like the hangover TV of the internet
>>57271120
>not having a Henry
>>57271225
They still have free movement though, which is like the #1 reason people want to leave the EU
>Takaro was an unremarkable 22 year old student entering his third year of education at the University of Aberdeen in the North East of Scotland, a rather remote region of his native United Kingdom. Aberdeen was sparsely populated and agonizingly quiet compared to his hometown of Manchester, England. One other minor factor regarding Takaro difficulty in settling into his home away from home was the lack of an immigrant diaspora that reflected his own ethnic background, now while Takaro was no racist, he did feel it would help him make some traction into the community if there were a few other British-Japanese young adults on the scene. Slumbering into a deeper level of thought, Takaro analyzed that statement further and made the self-realization that regardless of the demographics of the town in all likelihood he would still be friendless and spending all his free time holed up in his bedroom, its not as if he could claim to have had even a single friend back in cosmopolitan Manchester. Some people were just doomed to be alone, Takaro lamented, he lacked the social skills required to make friends and a girlfriend was certainly out of the question.
>>57271291
I honestly don't know which of the two I am but I kinda see the globalist "agenda" as self propagating just as a side effect of our advances in technology
>>57271305
have one of these
handy little things even if still a bit heavy
>>57271305
>when the electrician said he needed to bring up henry hoover from his van
i thought he was taking the piss
brits unironically name their hoovers
>>57271308
Meh, they have free movement but people don't have the automatic right to work.
Still, I think you've gotta to analyse how leaving would affect the UK, and just the UK. Norway and Switzerland are very different countries to us.
>>57271304
watchmojo?
>>57271308
That is their own choice. We have open border with the Republic of Ireland, but there are checks everywhere else including Gibralter.
>>57271367
It's a brand. Red is Henry, pink is Henrietta
daily reminder that if you wanna war me, lewisham mcdeez
ok he has officially lost his fucking mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aecrcl1vQcQ
Jimin
F1 qualifying finally under way
HERE I AM
ONCE AGAIN
I'M TORN INTO PIECE
CAN'T DENY IT
CAN'T PRETEND
JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE
BROKEN UP DEEP INSIDE
BUT YOU WON'T GET TO SEE THE TEARS I CRIED
BEHIND THESE HAZEL EYES
>>57271305
>Dyson and other companies spend millions of pounds in R&D trying to scientifically make the best hoover possible
>Henry just think, "fuck that, just whack a face on it"
>Sells millions
Hmmmm
>>57271432
NASA bought a Henry, took it apart and used the components to make a vacuum cleaner for the ISS.
Trying to tell me something I don't listen, I don't pay attention to these children
Hi
Post your snacks
i bet all of you aren't even normies you're just pretending to be normies
Had actual "phone sex" with a girl last night lads, and genuinely think that was the most turned on I've ever been in my life, and I'm not even a virgin
Is that odd? Just something about it, gonna do it again tonight but don't want to do it too much or it'll lose its shine lel
>>57271510
Not got any atm, there's some mini cheddars in the cupboard downstairs though
>>57271510
>Roysters
Absolutely patrician crisps
just watched snatch lads, was brety gud
>>57271560
Shouldn't you be in bed by now?
gf thinks she may be pregnant, because she threw up this morning and she says her boobs feel sensitive.
we've fooled around, but there's never been actual penetration and i've never cum
>>57271510
too much milk in the tea
>>57271535
Never been desperate enough to phone babestation but good for you lad!
>>57271379
just hopping from one channel to another 2bh. theres like a million of them. each as robotic and soulless as the next, but interesting nonetheless
>>57271527
semi normie here
my lonley neetness is self inflicted, got lots of friends and get with girls pretty regular
>>57271432
Henry hoovers are pretty good though tbf
>>57271578
are karl
>>57271510
fired up the ol' bbq
Getting drunk near the park
>>57271598
Whatcha doing in my kitchen, lad?
One of the best films of the last 10 years is getting a sequel. I can't wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvB0w4-SqUM
>>57271621
this 2bh
>>57271636
pinching ur yogs
Weird dream last night lads. Was working in Tesco with Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and some others from when I actually worked at Tesco. Halfway into the nightshift, Lady Gaga releases a bunch of zombies into the place and we have to start legging it. Went to the front and did the wee announcer thing to tell everyone to get to the front of the shop so we could do a runner. So we did a runner out into the staff area and got into an elevator, but the problem was that Lady Gaga was tracking us using the security cameras but luckily TayTay was there. She told me that the Jews protect her because she's the saviour of the white race. The cameras all died right there and then, so we just went back to Taylor's house and played twister and ate crisp sandwhiches.
>>57271510
Walkers are shit m8
About to make peanut butter and strawberry jam on toast though
>>57271510
Already eaten them desu
>Peanut M&Ms
>>57271577
Blacked
i see trees of green
red roses too
what do brits irl think about Czechs ? are they hated like Poles ?
>>57271339
>So, just like every other day in this city when he had no academic obligations, Takaro sat in his room on his laptop watching anime in the flat he rented with two other individuals. He was able to secure a place to live during the university calendar year through responding to an online advert looking for flatmates, the invitation was posted by the daughter of the landlord who also happened to be a tenant, Jackie, she was nearing 30, had acne scars and an architect. Takaro is unsure why he was offered a room as surely she would have preferred to share with other women or at least men who were capable of making eye contact for longer than half a second. Perhaps it was because Jackie also seemed to have poor social skills or that she was flattered when Takaro mistook her for someone of student age. The type of mystery that keeps Takaro up at night, though the answer is completely meaningless as Takaro had secured the room and could move past the most stressful time towards the start of each academic calendar, finding somewhere to live. While the building was close to the university, that would be of little use this year though as Takaro was doing a placement year, a year of working in the industry he was studying, in his case that was accounting.
I know this paragraph is bad, still awkwardly trying to set the scene before moving into the present
>>57271603
bantz xD
Have watched babestation before ngl, never rang in but the girls on there look like they're just being vulgar, not really how we did it
>>57271713
think you're alri 2bh
do have an irrational hate for all slavs, especially poles but i think your germanic side does show
>>57271713
It's a place to go for a stag weekend, nothing more.
>>57271713
I think they're alright tbhl
>>57271720
FUCKS SAKE RUSSELL!!!
>>57271713
Went to uni with a Czech girl. She was pretty fit
>>57271720
Don't get his point desu. Is he implying he wouldn't drone the middle east? Or he would drone AND waterboard.
i present to you the future of britbongistan
>>57271809
drone and waterboard
>>57271577
>gf
>never been actual penetration
haha alri
>on tinder late at night
>see this girl, think she looks really cute, swipe her
>go to sleep knowing she'll probably never see my profile
>wake up in the morning, see that she actually matched me
>send her a good message
>no response
And now I've typed out all this
What takeaway should I get lads? can't decide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aba0lVdE2c
perfect theme tune to this rather nice warm Saturday afternoon
havin tendies for lunch
Do you lads need help with your banter? Ring this number. It has saved my life many many times.
neighbour's cat has developed an odd adoration with the wheels of my new car. and its not one of those skittish cats that tears off the moment it sees someone (fucking thing just lets itself into my house if I happen to have the front door open) so I'm going to have to check the wheels everytime and shoo it away before heading off
fucking cats
>>57271828
>>57271697
fuck off with the memes, we're freaking the fuck out
>>57271814
stop, it's too much...
>>57271845
paki pizza
>>57271837
looks a little off la
multi culturalism doesnt work with every culture
Debate this
Aye
>>57271713
Most brits don't really know much about czechs.
Barely any of us actually dislike poles either, that's such an /int/ meme.
>>57271903
what is multiculturalism
>>57271903
Where has it worked full stop?
>>57271577
>>57271883
my mum was a virgin when she got pregnant with me
my dad a wank in the toilet at a house party and came all over the seat
my mum came in and sat down after and the rest is history
might be the case with her lad
>>57271883
just get an abortion you spastic
>>57271892
You look a little off
>multiculturalism
>islamicritualcult
>>57271930
Singapore? Kind of....
>>57271892
Nothing wrong with some cute boipussy tbqh la
>>57271930
America
Help me out before I accidentally kill myself.
If you dissolve 200mg of a substance into 5ml of water, would 1ml of that water then contain 40mg of substance?
>>57271941
That can't happen. Can it?
>>57272028
assuming it's equally distributed
>>57272028
yes
right then lads
just need Southend and Walsall to score a goal and I'm 510 quid up
pray for me
>>57272028
The volume will increase and it may not be enough liquid to dissolve it all
I accidentally resurrected myself.
>>57272042
yes it can
all it takes is cum in the puss
>>57272028
No it contains anything from 0 to the full 200mg
My friend used to send me two XX's at the end of every text but he doesn't do that anymore but why do that in the first place anyway
>>57272028
Possibly, about a 50/50 chance la'
>>57272042
yeah mate
my mum didn't lose her virginity til i was like 13
>>57271814
fuck off you are worse off than us but no-one brings belgium up because its an irrelevant non-country
>>57272135
He wanted to bum you but has found someone better desu
>>57272093
You have my numbers
>>57272062
>don't cry leroy, don't let them see you cry
what the fuck
why can people see that I've read their messages in whatsapp? can I stop it?
>>57272155
redpilling my history prof as we speak
>>57272233
it's not designed for antisocial people
>two Annabelle's in a row
shit name desu
>>57271814
>censoring fucking twitter handles
t. reddit twat
>>57272155
many nazi scientists moved to the US after the war anyway to work on rocketry and shit
how could you even measure "scientific advancement" accurately anyway lad baka what a shitty graph
>>57272233
literally how new
you can turn it off in the settings i think (or at least your last seen time)
>>57272233
that's how girls tell you they dont want your dick
theyre literally massive pussies so they cant tell you directly
I vape. Any fellow vapebros here?
should i dye my hair pink and care what yall think
>>57272328
vn brah
>I vape. Any fellow vapebros here?
>tinder
Hmm
>>57272284
fuck off nigger I don't want them to defriend me. I was linked from the guy's cuckbook
>>57272328
haven't used mine in about 2 months
might get it out today as i'm running low on cancer sticks
Are micks welcome here?
>>57272322
no I was feeling extremely tired and didn't want to reply, and she just said 'i saw you read my message and didn't reply'.
don't much like this
>Messaged me on OKCupid
>Literally her only pic
Which one is she lads?
>>57272328
But seriously, why the fuck do people make such a big deal out of vaping?
>>57271426
VERY good lad
>>57272392
she sounds needy and emotionally manipulative
break it off
Found herts haha waaay
>>57272392
then stop being such a lazy twat
most normies lack the courtesy to say they need to go and just stop replying at random anyway
>>57272328
vapenation4lyf
>>57272433
w a v v e y
>>57272424
t. love doctor
>>57272404
does it matter?
>>57272404
me on the left
>>57272433
nice
>>57272433
Me the focus of this picture
>>57272404
the uglier one obv
>>57272233
Just read the message from the notification
That's what I do, so it doesn't show as read (two blue arrows)
>>57272404
Left. She's underweight and completely lacks curves, her voice is also fucking annoying and she's a bit stupid.
>t.professional picture analyser
>>57272433
>implying
that lad is speaking to a female in real life so it can't be
Just going on encyclopedia metallum. Back in a sec.
>>57272433
Me on the track with my balls resting on the rail
>>57272467
Not really but I'd like to know
>>57272373
Sucks for you Reddit twat
https://twitter.com/al_bealby/status/716263243011006464
>Caring about the triviality of two fucking blue ticks
Kill yourselves. The Jews have won.
>>57272171
Their shittyness does not lessen our shittyness
We're both pretty shitty but this europe
That's not me desu
>>57272521
i'd guess the uglier one but i've seen it go the other way too.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35944803
>A viral video has started a debate about "cultural appropriation" and the racial politics of hair.
>The footage picks up in the middle of a confrontation between two young people - one a white man, the other a black woman. The argument centres around the man's hairstyle. Specifically, his dreadlocks.
>"You're saying I can't have a hairstyle because of your culture - why?" the man says.
>"Because it's my culture," the woman answers back. At one point she pushes him and tries to stop him from walking away.
Most read story on BBC News
Why is the public so awful?
>>57272523
i'm impressed desu
>>57272373
alright greg
>>57272591
Which one is the ugly one tho haha
>>57272404
both ugly anyway
is there a better system of measuring time rather than
60 seconds to a minute
60 minutes to an hour
24 hours to a day
28/29/30/31 days to a month
12 months to a year
seems pointlessly complicated, something Americans would do
If something is free then you are the product
>>57272645
one on the left is a 6.5-7 you mong
Alright, last paragraph before I start on the story plan
>The company he had found work at was a small software house, they offered an inhouse accounting software package to companies throughout the city, though as far as Takaro’s role was concerned, that was irrelevant, all that mattered was that it was a small company, that meant little work from an accounting perspective and further to that point, the work would be unadventurous. Takaro had much anxiety regarding his future, he was not a good student and had little passion or truth be told, knowledge about accounting. To be blunt he had no idea what career path he wanted to follow, what options were available to him and he could not even envisage being offered a job, he only managed to get this placement because he was the only applicant and as a desperate student, he could be paid minimum wage.
>>57272603
the plebs confound what's important in their social circles with real world issues
>>57272603
I fucking hate dreadlocks, but I hate "muh cultural appropriation" nigs even more.
>>57272603
perhaps I should pick fights with people who dye their hair red
>>57272667
t-they're just practicing for boys r-right
>>57272662
60 is GOAT, divisible by 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,20 and 30
>>57272672
she's definitely not desu
would probably let em both bounce on my willy either way though
>>57272672
I don't think so senpai, she's clearly a 5. Pic related is a 7/10
>>57272603
BBC trending is barely one step above their magazine.
>>57272404
Looks like the same person only one has been stretched and the other squished
>>57272662
I want time to become decimal, but it'll never happen.
>>57272746
True.
>>57272672
lolno
>>57272744
>foot on the table
Breaking British Transport legislation, she's looking at an £80 fine
>>57272753
Decimal time is retarded, that's why no one uses it
"Kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at 21
>I fucking hate dreadlocks
>>57272807
>conductor comes along and gives her a fine
Sounds like the start of a porno tbqh
>>57272576
dem socks
>>57272820
google+ was yesterday
>>57272729
100 is divisible by 1, 2, 4, 5, 10, 20, 25, 50, 100. Bretty gud too
>>57272504
Are you back yet lad?
>>57272820
Anyone could do that now desu if they live with their parents and save up, but most can't because they piss their wages away every weekend.
>>57272859
Hipsters only
Daily reminder that white people will be extinct in a little over a hundred years.
watching a 23 minute video of dizzee rascal talking about getting stabbed in 2004
rap music is shit.
BASED go fast man of LUBRICIOUSLY HIGH SPEEDS once again proving british drivers are the greatest in the world
>>57272919
Why did it take so long desu
>>57272924
rorke
>>57272911
It'll take a little bit longer
I'm hungry and horny, what's a girl got to do to get some service around here
>>57272819
How is it retarded? I don't know where you're coming from lad
>>57272824
Dreadlocks are cancer m8
>>57272603
Whites should start claiming all pur culture then
Get the fuck back to africa you fucking COON
>>57272911
Praise be to allah
>>57272906
Yeah, listening to this now. Fantastic outro. Want more like it. It reminds me of why I listen to music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egw9BCKjHqk
>>57272960
Hamilton a faggot and this quali system sucks
>>57272911
I'll be dead though so who's arsed laa
Also would not pass my shit genes on because that would be cruel
stacking paper like xerox
>>57272603
Non-story. If the BBC allowed comments, all of them would say how retarded "cultural appropriation" is, but the BBC don't have comments for that very reason.
Nothing to get angry about tBh
>Poocastle
>>57272969
going into detail for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_3GXiI57NU
Posting random qts, don't mind me.
>>57272909
>Average house price is £190,275.
>The only reason you can't afford it on £16k a year is cos you spend £20 on a few pints last week
You're a fuckwit if you don't really we have a real, and also perfectly solvable, housing crisis
>>57273056
Lol
>install Tinder to see what the fuss is all about
>playing around with the settings and seeing how it all works
>get super liked
>'ooh thats exciting'
>its a bloke
turns out i forgot to turn off the men setting. ffs.
>>57272979
Why hello m'lady Sheila, what service doth thee require?
>>57273101
haha that was me m8, when do you wanna meet?
>>57273101
You gay?
>>57270975
this 2bh
>>57273063
What's c4 coverage of f1 like?
Kinda stopped watching years ago when vettel was dominating
Got quite boring tbf
>>57272909
>Anyone could do that now desu if they live with their parents and save up
I'm doing that, I'm nearly 30 and can only just affor a house this year.
>>57273101
>forgot
Suuuuurrrrre
>>57273101
*super(You)*
>>57273075
the only people who complain about it are these people :
>get arts degree
>move to london
>stack shelves in asda because they can't find a job that pays £1,000,000 to splash paint on a canvas like they thought they'd find
>spend 90% of their wage on rent for their box, and the other 10% pretending their rich
>whine about prices
>>57273101
Turn up and ironically suck his dick
MENSA is a meme
>government builds new "affordable housing"
>£120k for a "house" the size of a shed
Honestly wouldn't mind it as a starter home. The problem is that you're going to get in a £120k mortgage for it. You get fuck all for your money. House prices rise while wages stay stagnant.
Cor lads POF is a bit grim isn't it haha
>>57273202
This
Brojobs are best jobs
>>57273193
Fuck off Thailad, you already bitched out and bailed from this country, you don't get to comment on this
>>57273193
>We shouldn't be annoyed that houses are 5 times as much as they were in the 90s, while wages haven't increased five times
Ah yes very impressive.
>>57273276
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kill yourself
Ahhh yes. We will stop making affordable housing in London and just sell to private companies from Saudi Arabia and China... Ahh yes.
>>57273263
>613 sq ft
>£120k
Bullshit
Unironically watching Vampire Diaries lads
>>57273193
>He says from Thailand where you can buy a mansion for £30,000
>>57273130
Chocolates and vodka you soft cunt
>>57273263
Looks bigger than a house I bought for £130k
mummy is making meatballs
bit hungry
>>57272983
Because the metric system base units are dependent on seconds
Because days and years are incompatible standard units
>>57273356
Bet you love willys and bums and that
>housing prices continue to rise
Ah yes we should import more immigrants to solve this.
>>57273263
my dad's house is probably worth as much and it's 3 bedrooms with a furnished attic conversion and side extension
Britain is fucked for house pricing; there's a reason every millennial is just renting because there's no point in saving for anything
>>57273263
>that
>£120k
where the fuck is this located?
>>57273413
Are you hitting on me?
>>57273396
She made my meat ball last night
My mum and dad bought their first 3 bedroom semi detached house in 1989 for £25,000
My dad was 27 and a factory worker on £10,000 and my mum 19 and a garment maker on £8,000. They paid cash.
>>57273421
why not blame the buy-to-let scum?
going to pop to the corner shop lads, any of you need anything?
>>57273442
between two mosques
>>57272685
learn what a fucking semicolon is ribena you mongoloid
>>57273451
I'm a girl
>>57273515
That's not a problem
How do we burst the housing bubble, lads?
I'm convinced the housing crisis is in part to blame with the low reproduction rates. How the fuck are people supposed to afford to raise a family these days
I'd love to live in one these types of houses in london
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5355327,-0.141268,3a,75y,247.75h,96.89t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8XDbgFItEb92_AcZDYf0OQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
They look comfy af
>>57273507
new prayer rug
>>57273515
My condolences
>>57273568
wait for disease, disaster or war to decimate the population
>tfw my great Uncle drunk himself to death and didn't write a will
>tfw the semi detached house with a massive garden is probably going to get bought up by some chink whilst we live in poverty
>>57273571
They are comfy. Pretty narrow though
>>57273193
They're the only people who complain about not being able to BUY a house? Absolutely clueless
Even earning £38k it's going to take me at least 5 years so I can even save to afford a downpayment on a decent place in London
>>57273568
stick our willies in it together
Getting the daily Sargon in.
>>57273490
Higher demand (due to population increase) + Limited supply = high prices. Basic economics.
>>57273568
Kill 25% of the population.
>>57273427
Renting is more expensive than buying, millenials can't buy because they can't save up a big enough deposit while paying very high rents.
what's with all these new fedora-tier reddit flags
"We couldn't be trusted. The Emperor needed a weapon that would never obey its own desires before those of the Imperium. He needed a weapon that would never bite the hand that feeds. The World Eaters were not that weapon. We've all drawn blades purely for the sake of shedding blood, and we’ve all felt the exultation of winning a war that never even needed to happen. We are not the tame, reliable pets that the Emperor wanted. The Wolves obey, when we would not. The Wolves can be trusted, when we never could. They have a discipline we lack, because their passions are not aflame with the Butcher’s Nails buzzing in the back of their skulls. The Wolves will always come to heel when called. In that regard, it is a mystery why they name themselves wolves. They are tame, collared by the Emperor, obeying His every whim. But a wolf doesn’t behave that way. Only a dog does. That is why we are the Eaters of Worlds, and the War Hounds no longer."
—Captain Khârn of the World Eaters Legion's 8th Assault Company, from his unpublished treatise "The Eighteen Legions"
plucking nose hairs lads
Feels quite nice
>>57273490
This desu.
Immigration is a small part of the problem but far more important is buy-to-let, help-to-buy stuff that basically just pushes price even higher, the fact we've sold off our social housing stock without building new stuff, over strict planning regulations.
The government is perfectly able to sort it out but they're got to rational interest to do so
WTF i hate thatcher now!
>>57273615
>Even earning £38k it's going to take me at least 5 years so I can even save to afford a downpayment
Not sure if you're memeing lad.
I'm on £18,000 a year and I've almost saved up £10k which I will be using to put a deposit on a house.
>>57273615
>Even earning £38k it's going to take me at least 5 years so I can even save to afford a downpayment on a decent place in London
literally post your budget and what a "decent place" is to you
On £40k you should have no problem putting away AT LEAST 15-20k per year
In b4 >b-but I have t-to live in my box in h-hyde park t-to look cool to my friends!
At least we don't live in California
I got a yank mate who's uncle bought a 2 bedroom bungalow in Cali for $20,000. He's selling it now for $800,000
Lads i am skinny fat and want to lose my gut. At the gym should i continue doing low reps high weight or should i focus on doing more reps with lower weight?
Also a student so trying to get agood diet with 1500 calories is difficult, any tips? Want to try cutting down on dairy to reduce acne.
>Banks tend to give you a mortgage 3 and a bit times your wage
>Earning £30k will only just about get you >>57273263
Fucking joke, lads.
>Being against help to buy
Ah yes an initiative that helps people buy property is a BAD idea!
>>57273568
Leave the EU, not even memeing.
>Leave EU
>No more three-bed houses with eight slavs sharing rent
>BTL market collapses
>houses become affordable
However a most politicians have a second (third and sometimes fourth) home they are using as part of their retirement plan so they will do everything in their power to make sure house prices never decrease at the cost of literally everything else.
>>57273695
The fuck are you buying with with a measly 10k?
Housing bubble will NEVER burst. Boomers need their pensions paid somehow
>>57273802
step 1. leave eu
step 2. elect corbs
Chink students in my area push the rent prices up.
If you want to fix the housing crisis, it's simple we kill the boomers. They're cancer
i'll never have kids because i'm basically retarded and have no social skills, but at least the economy being shit is a good excuse
>>57273872
>we
>>57273708
>you should have no problem putting away AT LEAST 15-20k per year
You don't understand London cost of living and taxes at all, do you?
>>57273872
Gen X will take their place
>>57273835
A starter house.
>>57273708
Once again Thaicunt, fuck off.
>>57273910
>You don't understand London cost of living and taxes at all, do you?
post your budget
>>57273708
>moves to a 3rd world shithole because of the cost of living here
>starts giving out lectures
fuck off you nonce
>>57273728
>At least we don't live in California
London house prices are far worse than in California, even in "silicon valley"/the bay area
lads im getting pretty sick of those damn bankers
and their godforsaken BONUSES as well
*sighs*
*gazes out window*
whatever are we going to do...
In America the garages are this size.
>>57273979
>>57273979
>>57273979
>>57273979
new
>try to find a house
>all of them are taken by immigrants and refugees who got them for free
ahh yes very impressive
>>57273728
My parents lived in London in the 80s, they were going to buy a three-floor house to start a family. The house cost £60k. However my mum wanted to move north to be closer to her family, which meant either Barrow-in-Shitness or Crewe, they chose Crewe. Later a similar three-floor house was converted into flats which sold for over £1 million each.
My parents got divorced years ago but I can tell my dad is still bitter about that and many other times my mum wasted a shit load of money.
When someone says something that instantly counts them out of my prospective dating choices.
>>57274004
hahahaha
THE CARETAKER
>>57273947
Nah
I have an honours degree in maths from a top uni, I'm not posting my budget on here to be critiqued by some cunt who fucked off over to Thailand ffs
>>57274006
Racist
>2 bedrooms
>No drive
>No front garden
>Terrace
>£110,000
VERY impressive
Business idea: kill the top 25% richest and spread their wealth across the rest off the populace
brb moving to Australia
>>57274006
>Rorkes unironically think like this
yank BTFO
>>57273983
Genuinely want to move to America. You get so much more for your money.
Only thing stopping me is the cost of living with health insurance etc
>>57273843
>imply Labour are any different
They're all invested heavily in the housing market.
>>57274099
not a yank
>>57273935
"I have slain many enemies, and won many battles and I tell you there is no great secret to success in war, no subtle trick of strategy that has saved my foes -- I seek out the enemy, attack as soon as I am able and with all the force at my command, rend his soldiers and smash his fortresses, leave only corpses behind me and then move on -- thus my Primarch has taught me, and I find his wisdom has proved worthy on a hundred battlefields."
—Khârn "The Bloody", Of the World Eaters legion
>>57274095
>Intentionally moving somewhere with flying spiders and scorpions the size of a monkeys
>>57274092
>nuneaton
audley's new video's out :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLUTX3Rzsw
>>57274108
>You get so much more for your money.
>Only thing stopping me is the cost of living with health insurance etc
Hmmm
>>57274108
you don't have to buy health insurance
>>57274095
australia and the US are big places
Working on the story plan, not even act 1 here
Takaro meets Karolina
Takaros first day at work
Takaro tries to be social
(stealing boots from the bin as Karolina watches?)
(caught peaking out the window as Jackie catches a taxi with her friend to go out clubbing?)
Takaro fails and becomes recluse, avoids using the kitchen and bathroom while Karolina is around
It's not difficult as during weekdays they are both out for most of the day working or studying
Takaro falls into a rythem, succesfully avoids his roommates, forgets he even has any. Wakes up early for work, goes to sleep early, life is pretty empty but he is too occuped to realsie.
Work is going poorly, spends his days at work on a forum full of likeminded people.
3 months on and he does meet Karolina in the hallway on their shared flat (Takaro possibly returning from shopping, quite sweaty)
It's been a while since he has seen her and she seems to glow, strikes him as a very beutiful woman
She is walking barefoot and Takaro has a foot fetish
She leaves (to go shopping now?)
Takaro enters her room as she is away and masturbates to her boots
>>57274094
That sounds like socialism
>>57274144
>You get so much more for your money.
I was talking in terms of housing
>>57274077
probably a troll but do you check the following boxes?
><33% of income goes to rent
>No investments/saving
><10% on leisure
>>57274099
fuck off nig
>>57274137
You're right
Also shit Internet
I guess I can settle for Ameriburg or Canuck
>>57274187
sounds shite and unreadable
>>57274145
this, but you should have it, and you can get it for extremely cheap if you know how to play the system
Why are commercial properties so cheap compared to houses?
Why not live in a commercial property?
Are Warhammer books actually good or are they like the star wars 'books'?
>>57274181
>>57274238
But I'm an unskilled worker. I doubt you can afford to live in America on retail/entry level wages
>>57274226
What's the problem?
>>57274258
Because that's illegal
>>57274258
>handsworth
fucking hell there's a reason why it's so cheap
>get shot
>>57274258
Flava flame is the greatest name for a takeaway ever
>>57274287
>Buy something with your own money
>Get told what you can and can't do with it
>>57274095
Fully committed to moving to Bruceland, Leafland or Burgerland now. Will have to rely on marrying a native though.
>>57274287
Why?
Might order a cheeky curry tonight and watch Dr house.
>Be white
>Want to move to America
>You better have a masters degree, a company willing to pay over $5,000 in fees and be able to wait 8 years
>Be Mexican
>Jump a fence
>Obama makes you a citizen
>>57274260
On Khârn:
"Emperor's Teeth! One man did all this?"
— Viscount Hurlon, upon discovering Khârn’s murder of all 12,000 inhabitants of the Mirrored Spire of Vorlanthus IV
"Only a fool takes Khârn for a mindless brute or rabid dog. Under that blood-soaked helm lurks an intelligence and cunning that makes him a masterful killer - trust me when I say that there is a dark purpose in his madness."
— Abaddon the Despoiler
>go into the dark zone on the division
Always a group of scrubs in there going around like a pack of wolves killing me
Fuck sake
>>57274363
>tfw at home from uni
>tfw no takeaways with a minimum order below £12
;_;
>>57274276
you can though. just be smart with your money, watch clark howard, and you'll be fine. there are always lots of opportunities for promotions and raises in entry level jobs
>Houses are so expensive these days that people are splitting houses into a separate top and bottom floor and selling half a house as a "maisonette"
>>57274313
>buy something that you're told is a commercial property and that you can't live there
>get upset when you can't live there
>>57274322
Assorted legislation and common law decisions. I don't know the specifics, I just know you're in trouble if the council find out
>It's a "londoners live beyond their means and complain about housing prices" episode
>>57273906
It's a problem here too you mong
>>57274470
>live beyond their means
>rent a studio flat for 700/month because that's as low as the prices go
Yeah,it's OUR fault
>>57274470
You know Port Talbot? The literal shithole that is only alive because of the steelworks about to close down?
A tiny, rotting terraced house is £80k there.
>>57274416
It's 12 quid at the Indian near me but I usually spend around 15-18 anyway as the food is bang on and it will last me 2 days.
Plus I don't order very often.
>>57274398
Shit game m8
Pure grind em up
So sad!
>See a 2 bedroom flat for sale for £50,000
>Ah that looks ok
>50% ownership
Ah yes very impressive
>can't afford anything of worth
>can only buy gadgets and live month to month
>>57274258
You have to pay massive tax rates annually so it isn't worth it. If that place is on a main road or near an area with a lot of potential customers you'll be paying five figures in tax per year regardless of if the business is making a profit or not.
>>57274470
>it's a nonce moves to a 3rd world country and tries to give out lectures about the cost of living here episode
>>57274470
>it's a 27 year old nonce who could hack it in Britain takes pride in lecturing to a load of 18 year olds about how well he's got his "life" together
Thai nonce, fuck off.
>>57274518
What game shall I get next then I only just got my ps4
>It's a Thailad weighs in on British economics while he's living in a country where the average house costs £10 episode
>>57274443
Can anyone tell me how young people with not-so-gret jobs are supposed to afford a fucking house in this climate?
I'm 24 with a decent job and I'm not even thinking about getting a house for the next few years, so how the fuck is some guy earning minimum wage or even under 10 quid an hour supposed to ever leave home?
Its fucking disgusting that this is allowed to happen.
New thread where
>>57274314
this desu, need to move to bruceland
would settle for nz
>>57274598
Get married.
>>57274510
>spending £15-18 on food just for yourself
Jesus lad, where the fuck do you live? I just get a Tikka Jalfrezi and 3 chapatties for a fiver and leave it at that
>this generation will never be able to afford houses
It's over
Just tear everything down, kill 70% of the populace and start again
>>57274258
aren't there usually apartments just above it though?
>>57274509
It'll be cheaper next year. Belfast is supposed to be pretty cheap if you want to live on a parade route.
>>57274501
>Yeah,it's OUR fault
nobody's blaming you, but you need to take responsibility instead of going "whaa the government isn't helping me"
>>57274501
Live further out and commute in, if you're on <£40,000, your field probably doesn't even demand you be down south.
>>57274509
supply and demand la
>>57274558
>>57274559
>>57274580
I'm not thailad nonces
>>57274572
Bloodborne is pretty good if your into that sort of thing
Just got gravity rush and it seems pretty good so far
The gravity switching mechanic gives me motion sickness after a while though
>>57274656
I'll just build my own house on Crown Land so that the government can't touch me
>>57274673
I'd rather be homeless in Britain than live in Belfast tbqh
This price is for 25% of the flat.
25% of a 2 bedroom flat....
>>57274678
>Live further out and commute in
So I move the money out of my landlord's account and into the train company's? Great, now I'm just as broke as I was before
>>57274678
>you need to take responsibility
How do you "take responsibility" for the houses being massively expensive?
>>57274598
We're not. Basically government aren't sorting the problem out for a couple of reasons, even though they probably could:
>Young people, the ones who don't have houses yet don't really vote
>Immigration is proving very hard to cut down
>building new houses is expensive and the Tories couldn't care less about building new social housing
>Planning regualtions and green belt protections need relaxing but 'muh environment' and 'not in my backyard' cunts get in the way
>If house prices go down it risks causing a demand problem in the economy. People who own homes would fell less wealthy and therefore spend less.
Basically no one really has the means or motive to solve the problem who actualy could
>>57274736
and you have a nice long commute
>>57274736
>So I move the money out of my landlord's account and into the train company's? Great, now I'm just as broke as I was before
who said you had to take the train? Get a ridiculously fuel effecient car, or better yet cycle.
You can't expect everything served to you on a plate.
>>57274773
By living WITHIN your means, saving and investing wisely, instead of renting a box in london city centre and bitching about it.
It might suck, but it's hard times for everyone and it's just the way it is. And get this, it's not gonna get better any time soon.
>>57274646
>getting yourself into a lifelong commitment where there is a 65% chance that you will end up hating each other within the next 15 years which in turn will fuck your life up big style just so you can get a house
No thanks.
>>57274655
Sheffield. Dunno if its expensive or cheap compared to other places here as I don't order anywhere else.
I usually get a curry, a naan bread, rice and a couple starters.
They're a proper restaurant too so maybe that's why they're more expensive.
>>57274871
>Get a ridiculously fuel effecient car
Driving in london
>Don't expect everything on a plate
You mean don't expect the government to tackle this perfectly solvable problem?
Fucking idiot
>>57274897
Fairs la'. Leeds is like the Mecca for takeaways just since there's hundreds of them that the Asians have set up and bare students looking for a cheap one.
>>57274931
>You mean don't expect the government to tackle this perfectly solvable problem?
>What is economics
The government isn't just gonna magic up a few houses and bam houses in london will be back to £60,000 and everyone lives happily ever after.
High house prices are here to stay until the bubble bursts(which there's no indicators it will any time soon)
You sound ridiculously entitled. Again I bet you pay more than a third of your income in rent and have no savings/investments.
Face it, your job doesn't allow you to live the lifestyle you want, can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen m8.
>>57272019
The only time it ever "worked" was a brief period of time in the twentieth century where the entire culture was united in annihilating every identity outside American. Blacks were involved, Germans were involved, Irish were involved, et cetera. Multiculturalism in general, looking at how it's worked in Anglo societies across the world, is only stable when all identities are consolidated as much as possible, to the point where it's all color identities, and everyone works towards integrating with Whites. It's only temporary multiculturalism, a multiculturalism that abhors itself and tries to consolidate itself as much as possible.
>>57275084
London is fucked and it's because of foreign investors and the fact that everyone wants to make 'luxury' flats instead of affordable housing.
Lived in Budapest for half the salary and had a much better life desu
