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Would you ever kill a pokemon?
>>25801160
maybe
>>25801160
it depends...
>>25801160
can you repeat the question?
>>25801160
No.
No questions asked blast that bitch
>>25801160
so cute ;3
>>25801222
dude... that charmander is dead
Legendaries keep trying to destroy the world, i think it would be fair that they be culled.
>>25801227
yes, and?
>>25801243
thats fucked up man
>>25801160
>You're lost in the woods
>All your pokemon fainted
>it's dark
>A Mightyena howls in the distance
>They travel in packs
>You haven't eaten in two days
>Your berries are rotten
>Rare candies are poisonous to humans
>You are not the very best that no one ever was
>You see a flicker of motion
>A Poochyena
>No pokeballs
>You must
>You pick up a rock
>You creep closer
>It sniffs the air
>Closer
>Your heart races
>Your stomach grumbles
>Closer
>You throw your rock
>It connects with the Poochyena's head
>It thrashes on the ground, yelping
>You retrieve your rock quickly
>Kneel next to the siezing Pokémon
>You close your eyes and pray to Arceus
>Forgive me for this
>Your hand reaches as high as it can
>The crying Pokémon is suffering
>There's a sharp pain in your stomach
>The rock comes down
>All is silent
>>25801160
I hope not.
I think I'd want some of my Pokemon to bury me.
I can barely even kill animals.
>>25801160
Then you're not catching them all, get'em mods
>>25801912
What now genius? You have no knife, no flint. Eating that Poochyena will be next to impossible. You need to let your Pokemon out of their balls.
They're disgusting, horrified, but you are their trainer. You order them to rips the corpse apart, teeth, spines and leaves shredding meat apart, and spilling steaming organs onto the grass. The intestines rupture and the smell is almost more than you can bear. Your starter whimpers and faints at the sight.
Finally a crudely hacked leg joint is in your bloody hands, and you order your fire pokemon to spew some embers on it. It refuses, choking back tears. You need this meat though, you need it now. The words are harsher than you meant, but necessary. "If you don't cook it, I'll eat you, you little shit"
A good slap to the head gets the point across, and soon you have a crackling fire, and crisp roasted Poochyena
The taste is sublime as you bite into it, ripping a chunk so big you almost can't hold it all in your mouth. Grease and oil dribbling down your chin as you greedily swallow eat mouthful. Your belly is finally full, but you don't stop, it's such a wonderful flavour.
As you eat your eyes drift over your team, all watching you in a mixture of fear and disgust. Your fire type cowers at the back, tears still dribbling from its eyes.
And only one thought goes through your mind.
"I wonder what a fire type tastes like?"
>>25801160
>mfw i realise this picture is actually of a dead Charmander
>>25802628
Just eat, no more actions needed
>>25801160
I would play Pacifist mode, so I'd knock them down unconscious if they're hostile.
Yes.
>>25801160
You do realize Charmander's flame won't go out under water, right? If it dies it will go out, but it won't die BECAUSE it goes out
>>25801190
This. If it would result in a ghost type with the same typing and I found an almost dead Pokemon, far far far from a pokecenter where it wouldn't make it anyway, totally
>>25802628
>>25801912
ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
>>25802628
>They're disgusting, horrified, but you are their trainer. You order them to rips the corpse apart, teeth, spines and leaves shredding meat apart, and spilling steaming organs onto the grass. The intestines rupture and the smell is almost more than you can bear. Your starter whimpers and faints at the sight.
>The words are harsher than you meant, but necessary. "If you don't cook it, I'll eat you, you little shit"
