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Ruth Langsford edition
cara
>>57247821
>>57247821
>>57247821
>>57247821
right one right here
karen
ᛣᚪᛉᛉᚪ
Kyary
>>57248060
bet her pussy game is str8 fire homie
>>57248060
excellent post
karen
turrón lad if you're here, look at my post in old thread and get back to me
>>57248072
stop derailing you beg
>tfw still scared of the dark at my age
is this normal?
There is something on my computer taking up 128MB. Is that common?
kay picardiyaaa!!!
>>57248180
I'd like two kilos of it please
>>57248201
Maybe if you're looking for a biiiig cuddle :3
>>57248201
it's normal to dislike black people anon
>>57248201
How are them GCSEs treating you lad
>>57248211
sonny Jim I get the feeling you're tying to trick me
>>57248201
>scared of the dark at my age
it's normal for a zimmerman to always be scared of the dark
>>57248201
same here
should really stop browsing /x/ before I go to sleep
>>57248201
I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man
>>57248172
Yoko
>>57248172
Ayaya best girl.
>>57248130
I'm half Spanish. Turron is goat
>>57248230
bravo nolan
>>57248207
thats your granny porn folder
>>57248238
oppai yoko!
>>57248240
all best
>>57248234
BANE? Is that you?
I've never been on reddit and am totally confused by pretty much anything that is posted that relates to it.
Just wanted to get that off my chest since the board style is fucked up it makes me somehow feel like it's said in confessional
feeling sad again
quick someone cheer me up before i plunge into utter misery
>said id work tomorrow as a gesture of goodwill knowing full well i wasn't needed and they were fully staffed
>staff member decides to take it as day off and i'm called in. cant say no obviously
literally fuck off. christ. never gamble lads.
>>57248252
NOT WHITE
OT
W
H
I
T
E
>like a gril at work who has been a bit more friendly towards me in recent weeks
>can tell theres a little bit of sexual tension brewing between us
>her best friend at work barely knows me or ever likes to speak to me but has been warming to me lately because the qt has started liking me
>qt had the day off today and her friend snapchatted a video of me to the qt, flirtation by proxy
i really think that if i play my cards right, stay humble, and keep improving my relationship with her that i can get a gf
>>57248277
*cheers you up*
>>57248272
NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK!
loving these corny-ass names lmao
>>57248302
might become a pornstar with this name
>>57248273
Board style isn't reddit, it's google themed as m00t works for google. Reddit was what /s4s/ was when it originally came out was.
>>57248321
good name right here la
whats this bill wilson stuff all about lads?
janitor
>>57248321
>corny-ass
foy
>>57248252
well I'm the one living in this shit hole and just because you're half Spanish doesn't mean you have turrón passing through your veins
>>57248264
cheers love but the names actually susie
the last few days has been the most reddit experience I've ever had on /brit/
is it the school holidays or something, threads have been absolute dogshit recently
>>57248335
fucking seriously?
is moot smart enough to work for google? i thought they only hired the best of the best
>>57248345
he's a big guy
>>57248232
>>57248368
>is it the school holidays
yes
>>57248368
How you getting on with the dole lad
getting the daily Sargon in
Genuinely love when japs put blatant American caricatures in filler episodes.
>>57248335
i didn't say i thought the board stlye looked like what I think reddit looks like, it looks quite overtly googley...if that's a word. Just beffled by the entire internet constantly referencing reddit and me not having a fucking clue
>>57248252
Pakis out!
>>57248364
>not injecting turron straight into his veins for the calories
pleb
YOU KIDS WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAY OUT IN THE SKARCH
>>57248413
how do you get the calories out
>>57248375
>i thought they only hired the best of the best
Their CEO is literally pajeet
>>57248413
wish Americans would stop trying to do comedy desu
when i was younger I read this picture book where some guy lives in a world where everything is made of jelly. then he wakes up and it was a dream and everything is actually made of custard. can anyone else remember this book and if so can they remember the name because ive been thinking about it
>>57248375
>is moot smart enough to work for google?
Hes working something to do with social media. Which in my opinion is alright because the reason 4chan is so popular is because its the opposite of social media. So maybe m00t can provide some insight in a different way of looking at social media as google+ is shit.
just beat ??? in isaac
good run
>>57248463
might b cool
>>57248375
Nah, he just traded a job for data mining rights.
>>57248460
gullivers travels by johan smith
just learnt the hard way that it's never a good idea to have a piss up in downtown Middlesbrough on a friday night
fuck me
>>57248523
what appened
>>57248523
You get bummed?
lads what was that show last year on BBC
it was a drama series, main characters was that fat comedian and some skinny tall beta
the skinny lad found a phone in the snow after a car crash or something, etc etc
>>57248444
>>57248540
the wrong mans
bit excessive 2bh
>>57248566
thank you lad
>>57248423
What in the fuck was this film even about? A zombie virus ends the world so they lock kids in a maze because being scared almost to death makes their special blood produce a cure for the virus so Ben Wilson pretends to be a good guy to kidnap the kids but they escape into a desert in a city and find the real good guys and my brain just gave up at this point.
Been away all day did I miss any ebin name menes :DDD
>>57248540
the wrong mans
Kevin Boyle
>>57248600
itll never happen lad
might do a cup of tea
>>57248600
this would be epic if the first name was kate
>>57248620
But it must
Jesus Cross just showed up on /pol/. Seems a Crusade is coming lads.
>>57248628
actually no it wouldn't because it hapened in porrtugal never mind
>>57248639
give up
someone once posted a tweet in /brit/ by someone i knew
going to miss the names desu
getting lit status: 15%
>>57248650
Link?
>you'll never get Adolf Hitler
>>57248665
it seems like everyone in ireland knows each other
>>57248692
can get the next best thing
>>57248692
unironically wish it had more diversity in the names, not just american
>>57248724
there's canadian names as well
>>57248724
netherlands yes!
>/tv/ at this point is just all bill wilson posts.
>>57248724
I've seen Ivan.
>>57248724
yeah the names are so american. anglos mixed with the occasional spanish sounding name
>>57248733
would've been fun as fuck if half the thread got variations of rasheed
>>57248724
jan vandermeer and jens lemskins just doesnt work as well
>>57248724
>Not just American
It's filled with chink names and spic names and all sorts.
>>57248745
yes, american
bros i bought some Vans and they came with a "vans off the wall" mini paper skateboard lmao
>>57248789
damn daniel
focus on me lads
>>57248750
canadian and american, as we've said
>>57248783
janie mays
j anie mays
janime
Honestly thought a female version of 4chan would be a interesting place. However, it's a pile of shit. Are girls incapable of banter?
LARS RASMUSSEN
marijuana truly is superior to alcohol
>February 6, 2015, one of TransAsia Flight 235’s engines experienced a flameout. As airplanes are able to fly on one engine alone, the pilot then shut off the engine – or so he thought. Instead, he accidentally shut off the correctly functioning one and left the plane powerless, at which point he unsuccessfully tried to restart both engines. The plane then clipped a bridge and plummeted into a Taiwanese river as the pilot desperately tried to avoid city terrain, killing 37 of the 53 on board.
Imagine his reaction when he realised that he switched off the functioning engine
>>57248811
what are you on about?
>>57248819
t. smoked weed for the first time
it gets so fucking boring
>>57248811
>Are girls incapable of banter?
Jap lasses are.
But yeah /cgl/ is pretty awful.
>>57248827
Imageboards specifically targeted towards females.
>>57248811
that already exists, it's called /cgl/
0 humour there whatsoever
>>57248855
never going there agai, getting banned for that shit raid was so not worth it
>>57248811
> Are girls incapable of banter?
pretty much
its not surprising as men are consistently rated as funnier than women. they just socialize differently than we do and it isn't as funny when they attempt their chick banter.
ive met a lot of funny girls though to be fair, theyre out there but theyre harder to find
>>57248540
really should sleep, but my toe hurts
>>57248839
yeah when you over-do it it does get boring, not sure why. but if you space it out a bit more it keeps its charm for the most part
Commercial american beer tastes like water. At least Heineken or carlsberg as some taste
>>57248855
/cgl/ is much more interesting than lolcowdotfarm which is what I was referencing.
Who is the British version of Robert Morrow?
>>57248920
don't think northern exposure has been remade here yet
>>57248920
Me.
>>57248920
Me.
>>57248912
a lot of cheap beer tastes like the can that its in to me 2bh
for example bud light tastes like cotton candy mixed with a metal can imo
Need a TV series to start
>>57248989
banshee
These names are the best shit.
>>57248913
>/cgl/ is much more interesting
>wahh underage girls are prettier than me
>wah boys are dumb
>wah girls are dumb
>wah muh periods
>NO BOYS ALLOWED
>what a bitch
>oh god she bought her stuff what a slut
>>57248989
Quantum Leap.
>>57248989
Just finished the first 4 seasons of Trailer park boys which was pretty charming. I think its going to be downhill from here though.
Who /short/ here?
I love the world
>>57248913
Why is the site with lots of girls a board talking about lolcows?
Do they wanna bully Chris Chan or something?
>>57249037
5'10 reporting
>>57249024
correct
>>57249037
>Minnie
You.
do the names change with every post?
>>57249024
only went downhill with season 10 imo
>>57249053
never understood the 4chan obsession with chris chan desu
>>57249056
5'7"
>>57249014
you have to think that /cgl/ is the worst of the worst of girls though
i can't even fucking imagine how vile the majority of female 4chan users are. they're basically going to be like turbo neckbeards
normal girls use more traditional social media websites because they actually have social lives and don't need 4chan to fill that part of their lives iin
i should be asleep by now hahahaha WOW
>>57249044
>Moody
You sure lad?
just realised i haven't been outside in 3 days
time flies haha
>>57249097
fuck off spic
>>57248989
the night manager m8
>>57249089
pfhhhahaha
get to be luis you crazy muchacho
>>57249110
Look who's talking Sergio.
>>57249037
Minnie was the name of the black woman who was my great grandmother's live in nurse while she was bedridden for years after her stroke
>>57249079
Have you seen his sex tape?
He went to high school very near me desu
>>57249023
quality post
Really need to poo but I'm too scared to leave my office
>>57249108
haven't left my house in a week
not taking the piss when i say pooing is the only thing i enjoy in life anymore
>>57249146
>Have you seen his sex tape?
why would I want to?
>>57249086
A lot of /cgl/ are basically normie though.
Their feel threads are mostly friends and boyfriend related.
>>57249079
Came into some Fanta and drank it. Fucked a playstation and recorded it. Made sonichu comics. Maced a guy in Gamestop because Sonic's arms were the wrong colour. Became a tranny.
The guy's a goldmine.
>>57249075
Its turning into a sitcom rather than a mockumentary and it seems to possibly go dow the same route as lots of american shows that it just has too many series with just rehashed jokes in it.
Also, how does the red haired girl protecting corey and trevor make any sense. It doesn't further any of the characters i any way. Julian always having a glass in his hand pisses me off aswell.
>>57249145
fuck off yank
>>57249037
5'11 manlet reporting in
really want to hug a lad
>>57249014
>>57249086
/cgl/ moves too slowly for me to even notice any of its board culture. Not to mention cosplaying as a hobby bores me to tears so I've never stuck around on there too long.
I imagine the girls just bitch about men a lot.
>>57249180
Look who's talking Sergio.
>>57249178
desu its been a while since i watched the original seasons but 8 and 9 were pre good
and i remember season 7 being really funny
>>57249188
*hugs you*
Voting to leave the EU, fuck having Turkey as a member and 1.6 million Syrian refugees having EU citizenship.
>>57249196
*holds you tight and pats your back*
>>57249167
Do you now want to watch an overweight and autistic man have sex with a blow up doll?
Are you gay or something?
>>57249191
fuck off spic
>>57249188
>tfw too slow
>>57249213
Fuck off coon.
>>57249208
That was nice lad, glad we had that moment.
I've fallen in love with a camwhore in Colombia lads
I'm smitten
>>57249241
post face
>>57249212
What about MadThads sex tape or onahole reviews?
who you got in el clasico tomorrow lads
0-5 to madrid imho to wipe out the goal average
if my name is jake I will smash my bollocks
not a brit boo but have come to agree with the way you cook bacon
can't stand getting this crispy overcooked stuff her ein the US anymore
objectively good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbYS5HJOkM
>>57249262
>lel liga
no thanks
>>57249258
I don't want the cunts on here finding her
1 month and 19 days until I'm a NEET again lads.
pretty excited
>>57249086
girls who use 4chan from my experience are half normal, half fucked but always desperate for large amounts of male attention but lack the qualities to gather it among the really elite guys. so they aim downwards and try to be big fishes in small ponds by hanging with guys who would settle for a hole and a heartbeat.
Poo is getting bigger
Really worried
girl i went to prom with is posting lots of snapchats featuring black males
what did she mean by this?
>>57249284
Best league desu
>PL literally has leicester city at the top
saw the cute girl at baker's delight today
we both kept smiling at each other and trying to hold back a laugh. really want her to be my gf desu.
>>57249310
>look at this bullet you dodged
>>57249278
i find that the quality of the bacon itself is the most important thing
the typical bacon you get in the US in most households and in most places that serve breakfast food is oscar myer bottom shelf-tier bullshit
a good thick slice of real bacon is a whole other world compared to that
all this talk of names has got me thinking
why is any lad with the names Josh, James or Kieran guaranteed to be a sheer and utter bellend?
>>57249318
exactly
might feed a fat girl some mdma and shag her
>>57249321
keep us updated, your progress is making me happy
>>57249318
Fuck off kike
having a chortle at /tv/ right now, janitors trying really hard
>>57249330
i know a couple of safe joshes but yeah i can agree on the others
>>57249347
my goal for the year lad desu
>>57249321
which bakers delight? i'll wingman u
>>57249335
PL is the most exciting. But it lacks in talent
>>57249310
>going to prom
I sat alone playing counterstrike in my room. I even payed £15 for this cd/ photo album thing that I didn't know was going to be handed out at the prom I thought I'd get it in school.
>>57249318
i watch a lot of the english league but fuck a lot of the teams are so shit on a tactical level, even the traditionally big ones.
if all other teams keep their managers as is, pep is going to walk to the league title with city next year.
>>57249349
thanks lad
she was working friday during the day which is good because it means she's not in school. need to somehow stomach the courage to ask her out, perhaps find her when she's on her lunch break (which is hard), or engage in some Casanova antics and put my phone number in with my money or something.
>>57249330
Had a good wigger friend named josh back in school.
He was a pretty good lad.
But I agree, besides Kieran since I've never met one and it seems more of a brit name.
>>57249366
>MLS
>>57249377
i went to a small school lad, NOBODY missed prom not even the spackers
>>57249388
>she was working friday during the day which is good because it means she's not in school.
it's school holidays lmao
haven't peed in 7 hours lads
ahh yes the old paki cunt tries to charge you more for having white skin, considering moiving to NI if im honest?
>>57249406
>it's school holidays lmao
what? even in NSW?
>>57249404
How'd you find my gf's twitter lad?
>>57249404
me faintly reflected in the mirror
Wish I had a cool name and a cool gf.
>>57249388
good luck xox
>>57249366
>who is riyad mahrez
>who is harry kane
>who is robert huth
>who is jamie vardy
nice one la
>>57249358
/his/ got Todd Howard earlier
good name GET
ffs it's still the 1st of april for yanks
>>57249433
alri superman
>>57249422
saw it on my favourite website, Reddit.com
>>57249450
good morning thailad
>>57249461
hate yanks
>>57249417
yeah m8 they get two weeks beginning at easter wewwww
>>57249479
Hello Irma
might do another cup of tea
hmmm
>>57249401
>>57249445
btw i literally have no idea what im talking about and have never watched a full game of soccer in my life
>>57249450
shit name tbqh
>>57249486
really? or are you just bantering
australia's a nonce LOL
>>57249503
fuck off nigger
>>57249507
congrats you'd fit in with every other american on /sp/
>>57249515
sorry lad but it's not banter. I really do hate you
did the soviet union kill england
>>57249515
Posts like that are banter too because it inevitably gets a post like yours.
>>>/tv/67749639
What should I study in school?
I need to get out of the Environmental Science meme
Chortle'd whilst reading the beano today
>>57249546
Moots had like three gets now
ever have a raging boner for a woman you know is ugly? just watched a scientology documentary and some woman in her mid 40s kept appearing and i could not tame the beast, even though she was a bit of a hag
curious stuff
why are there no sitcoms anymore
... hello?
lads
>>57249574
tag
>>57249567
pics lad
willy
>>57249564
>still no kevin boyle
>still no bill wilson
>>57249567
that's your body thetans acting up
Can't wait till this """"""""""joke"""""""""""" is over
Bill Wilson get
>>57249574
DE
LETE
THIS
*BANG BANG BANG*
just got in from a night out
please define an "anglo" Man
>>57249556
why not take a gap year and seek other real world experiences such as becoming an alcoholic and working shitty jobs to find yourself?
im actually a big proponent of gap years honestly, as long as you actually pursue some self improvement type of stuff. sometimes you need to take a step back for awhile to see the big picture of what you really want for yourself
>>57249580
... ?
>>57249601
never ever
>sitting in small quiet cafe in skye
>out of nowhere a bus full of north americans come barging in
>bum bags, socks and sandals
>everyones shouting and can't just stay in there seats
>Guy starts playing bagpipes VERY badly outside the bus
>he still makes ~£50 in the 10 minutes i'm watching.
>>57249627
hallo
Don't hit on me silly boys
>>57249625
didnt know seppos called them gap years TBh
>>57249585
ur mam likes tyrone's cox haha
>ywn be bill wilson
>>57249641
hallo
>>57249640
nice
>>57249638
fuck off chink
>>57249556
take acid and discover the answer for yourself~
>>57249659
what a shit last name
@James Coleman
>>Guy starts playing bagpipes VERY badly outside the bus
So how long did he spend informing you of his Scottish roots?
ta raaaaa
good day
Has anyone seen Danielle?
>>57249556
Environmental health
I wish I had someone I was close to and could share my feelings with.
>>57249585
fine
i think she was older than her 40s, actually.
>>57249659
this
moot may be a cuck but i miss him haha
>>57249659
pls explain the bill wilson meme to me
i dont post on /tv/ but i'm wondering what this uproar is all about
there is literally no definition of what an anglo is
during ww2 with the GI "occupation" of the uk, they were oversexed, overpayed and over here
there were over 70k brit women american men babiers with 100k black american men when the uk only had a total population of 7k black men
video killed the radio star
want to go to sleep but I pissed the bed last night from getting drunk and i don't want to sleep in it
>>57249713
CIAs real name
*comes home from being on call for the past 36 hours*
*takes off tie*
*puts on Getz/Gilberto*
*pours some brandy into a glass*
*sits on my Eames Lounge Chair while looking out of my 40th floor suite window*
>>57249713
http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Wilson
>>57249697
delete this
>>57249686
>how long did he spend informing you of his Scottish roots
I don't mind when that happens DESU. Makes me feel pretty special. What I hate more is scottish people constantly saying how great scotland is, that really pisses me off. I think scotland might be the most egotistical nation on earth.
>>57249714
why do women tend to fuck black soldiers?
ive noticed theres a lot of german women who fucked a lot of black american soldiers too.
I hate myself so much. How could anyone love me?
>>57249713
just look at my name
>>57249763
SMALL
WHITE
WILLIES
>>57249747
*sips*
ahhhh yes
trying to watch a porn but i'm not really in the mood
>>57249727
Sounds disgusting Tbh
>>57249733
>>57249751
>>57249749
fucking lel
>>57249754
:3 no
>>57249795
he said delete it you horrible mean person
I realised recently that I'm completely terrified of rejection in all forms and that it's the root of all my problems.
How the fuck do I fix this?
@Javier Krueger
>I think scotland might be the most egotistical nation on earth.
no
haha what?
>>57249807
so-so-so-SORRY
What a very vague ambiguous post
>>57249809
desu this post is evidence of that
>>57249825
ty x
didnt know old mate vlad 'putang daddy' putin got divorced in 2014 desu
damn livecams are depressing as shit
>>57249843
He's dating your homies ex now
after a long browse of the 'chon i think i'll have a quick browse of the 'bate
>>57249871
nice
BATTLE
OF
BRISBANE
OVERSEXED
OXERPAYED
OVERHERE
why are aussies sso fucking based
>>57249808
thats a complicated issue 2bh
whats your social life like?
>>57249879
haha imagine if your name was kevin instead
>>57249852
I hate how half of girls who do can shows now seem to have a special vibrator that reacts to the sound of them receiving a tip so they have to pretend they're having a mini orgasm every time they get one.
australia is a paradise.
used to hate it until i went
>>57249906
NORMANS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57249906
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the fact u can google whatever you want and say whatever you want proves we ar living in the greatest part of human existence ever
>>57249881
don't joke about BoB
fucking seppos are dogs
>Another concern was the way the Australian military was viewed by America's high command. Douglas MacArthur had already expressed a low opinion of Australian troops, who were then fighting along the Kokoda Track. Though Australia was bearing the brunt of the land war in New Guinea by itself, MacArthur would report back to the United States on "American victories", while Australian victories were communicated to the United States as "American and Allied victories".
DOG ACT.
>The American stance on the Brisbane Line – whereby it was allegedly planned that Australia would leave a large portion of its territory undefended – caused ill feelings between Australians and Americans.
DOG ACT.
>Likewise Australians also looked down upon the fighting qualities of Americans; most considered the Americans an inferior fighting force who seemed all glitz and brashness. This feeling towards the Americans would be furthered during the Battle of Buna, where Australian troops bore the brunt of the fighting due to American "inactivity", and Sanananda, the final victory. Buna, the fourth major Allied victory in New Guinea, was presented not only as the first major victory but an American one. Sanananda, an Australian victory, was presented as merely a mopping-up operation. The Americans would not acknowledge that Australians won the critical battles of Milne Bay, Kokoda and Gona, were largely responsible for the victory at Buna, and were "overwhelmingly" responsible for victory at Sanananda.[7] Australians often regarded the U.S. soldiers as boasting how they, and they alone, saved Australia.
ALL GEAR NO IDEA.
>>57249946
follow up post: have made this post about 4 times today and each time it brought a smile to my face c:
>>57249908
you should probably hate yourself more
>>57249895
Nonexistent because of that fear of rejection. It stops me getting close to any group of friends I've ever had and they eventually drift away and now it's so bad I can't even make new friends.
>>57249962
yep
this is the next version of the renaissance, we're living in interesting times
>>57249908
i'm not that well versed in cams
i just put one on and it's a stereotypical hooker with a cigarette and saggy tits staring at a screen as indian tier comments roll by in the chat window. there's a sound notification going 'kerching' that just adds to the bleak atmosphere.
>>57249852
currently watching an actually good looking scottish tranny get depressed and complain about >her face and how >she needs surgery
came on for a wank but now i'm just a bit sad
I got quints yesterday lads
>>57249881
>>57249972
don't forget their shit tier racism was so bad that even in australia they were considered racist seppos. australia would put anyone who fought on equal par. the US literally tried to introduce segregation of black troops in australia and would confine their black troops to small areas and bases and who were given the shittest grunt jobs while their other troops went out into the city.
>>57250047
yeah i was trying to find that on the wiki page since it was another "DOG ACT".
>>57249972
who do you hate more:
yanks or jappos?
>>57250027
don't care
anglosaxon or bust
>>57250070
+(you) meanie
>>57250063
obviously the nips but yanks are just big babies
>>57250070
VERY rude post
reported
*note: i did not actually report you, this was a humorous post intended to make you rethink your bad manners*
>>57250070
rude
>>57250022
>>57250027
>>57250047
>>57250062
>>57250063
>>57250070
>>57250076
>>57250084
>>57250094
lmao you fucking idiots got b8ed
>>57250063
There's no reason to hate us other than memes
you ranked 2 and 3 in worlds fattest and laziest nations
>>57250094
pls dont judge individuals on the actions of their countrymen or on the actions of past leaders
i bet you and i would be good friends irl if we were to ever cross paths...............................................
Drunk messsged the oneitis lads
She saw but didnt respond
Help
>>57250108
all me
>>57250108
ALL ME
>>57250070
;_; mean
>>57250133
classic paddy
GO TO BED
NOW
>>57250127
>giving a shit what aussies think
wew
>>57250108
>>57250127
fuck off cunt your country is a nation of dogs
built upon by the actions of your forefathers being dogs, left thriving by the perpetuity of all americans regularly engaging in dog acts
>>57249613
They almost got him. Got Bill Wilkinson with a post that said "Get in the plane".
>2016
>STILL NOT CAPSPOSTING
LMFAO FUCKING PLEBS
Yes hello
>>57250162
+(You) your're not my mum
>>57250162
alright fine
I think a lot about suicide but have no desire to do it. Does that count as suicidal thoughts?
>>57250162
no i don't want blue balls
>>57250165
theyre literally the best posters on /int/
HEY
JUST CAPS POSTING. DONT MIND MEE~~~
>>57250173
stop yelling
>>57250168
Dogs are noble creatures
will man ever be as based as tonight
will never understand how people can roleplay
makes me cringe every time
>>57250199
thanks
>>57250194
yeh its a thought about suicide ergo you have suicidal thoughts
RIP
Kmmmm
Fucj women
>>57250168
jelly you dont live in a relevant country
Please reply Americakun
>>57250196
>Aussboos are real
The pajeet poem was nice but hardly makes up for the rest.
Some occasional top banter, but the majority either try too hard or recycle stale gimmicks.
>>57250218
Hello Dad xD
>>57250194
It's suicidal ideation. I fantasise about it a lot and how I'd do it but I don't think I will.
>>57250207
>>57250235
rack off you dumb dogs
go order a platter of burritos and fucking bullet yourself
Gonna make some dinonuggs
Ya niggas want some?
if your name is called, it's time to log off
Jason
Ron
Mary
>>57250194
Had this exact thought last night. Weird lad.
>>57250234
very inspiring post
>>57250218
It's so cringe too
>>57250244
HEY LITTLE BROTHER *TOUCHES PAW*
what time is it?
>>57250218
*reaches forward and squeezes your bollocks hard*
dont EVER talk shit about roleplaying, you feel me playa!?
neck yourselves
tfw no qt gf to get drunk or high with on a friday night
>>57250267
*teleports behind you*
*tickles your soft belly and runs fingers through your fur*
>>57250282
1941 desu
>>57250275
CIA time
>>57250275
4:20
>>57250047
blacks couldn't serve in combat roles in the army during ww2
>>57250241
i dunno about that mate, check this out
>>57250244
>>57250267
fucking hilarious and its the most immediate example i could find
>>57250284
Iktf
Fuj caotcha
>>57250275
time for sleepies
I think even if I managed to get into a relationship my self-esteem is so low I'd be constantly paranoid about them leaving me which, probably, would cause them to leave me.
>>57250294
what are you on about chink
when is yank aprils fools over?
>>57250315
nn x
what is a good healthy snack
unzips katana
>>57250301
the US army bought them here for one reason or another. it was mainly the segregation that was the issue.
>>57250328
+(You) hopefully never
>>57250294
AW HARRO ETTA ZHANG WANT SOME ROODLES?
>>57250245
The thing is though I don't want to commit suicide neither do I fantasize about it I just think about what would happen if I did and the pros and cons. Only very rarely do I think about it seriously but then I just remember most of the time I'm happy to be alive.
>>57250047
Our black people had never fought in a war ever
Why would we send them out in ww2
>>57250307
Half of those posts were me and I am NOT Australian
>>57250275
take a gander at the clock mate
>>57250315
*tucks you in*
*pats your head and wishes you goodnight*
is this second the most free the average person has EVER been, its fucking glorious
please express all issues you have with the premise to this post
>>57250328
is it a yank thing? wouldnt be surprised. its the type of humor most of this country has
Sharmootha
>>57250364
>UK
>free
>>57250378
awabba wing awabba wing
*raises cherry glass*
wipwipWAP-AH!
>>57250357
It's nothing to worry about then. Everyone has morbid thoughts, it's natural.
>>57250328
When your mum leaves us
