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cara
first for niggers
karen
got a willy
really should get off brit for the night
AMERILLARDS SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO POST ITT!
Trying to stay up as long as possible so I can fall asleep without having to be alone with my thoughts.
nth for that battle of brisbane reminder riling me up and reminding me that i cannot stand the yank menace
that all yanks are dirty, dumb, seppo scum
FREE DARWIN
Unless I get constant reassurance from people that they don't hate me I usually start to assume that they hate me.
is he overly authoritarian?
>tfw believed the meme that brits actually hate yanks
>studied in manchester and easily made british friends
pretty foolish of me desu
https://youtu.be/w81LIMc2tTM
wish i had a beef croissant
Hello lads new here
what are your favorite hobbies
If I found Cara passed out in her dressing room, I'd take pics, kiss her on the cheeks, then say good night and leave
>>57250432
>FREE DARWIN
the rowdy yanks get beaten up by locals m8 what's not to enjoy
what is it like to live on an island
might go grab some cereal
>>57250432
OVERSEXED
OVERPAID
AND OVER HERE
ALL HARD FOUGHT VICTORIES BY AUSIE TROOPS WERE CLAIMED AS AMERICAN VICTORIES
>>57250465
Easter Island?
>>57250454
>Cohen
fuck off Job
>>57250443
foreigners are always fun banter for everyone 2bh
>>57250460
nice
if i found her in that situation i'd probably rape her to death 2bh
>>57250442
>is he overly authoritarian?
Never thought that could be a thing with you lads.
>>57250432
That guy must have been a yankee
Where I am from, even the toughest Aussies wouldn't last a day here in the scorch
ah yes, if the post is under an australian flag, that confirms it is an american living in australia
reminder we will all simply die one day
how can you possibly deal with that?
I feel like my problems might be insurmountable sometimes. Maybe instead of changing who I am as a person and my deep flaws, which seems impossible, I should just change my desires.
>>57250465
Nothing to compare it to
>>57250489
ok pham
how much do you value personal freedoms?
>>57250499
how can i not deal with it
>>57250499
Terrifies me even though, or perhaps because, my life is shit.
>>57250470
you fucking said it allan
>>57250492
OH FUCK OFF FERNANDO YOU BIG MEXICAN POOFTER
>>57250499
same way that you deal with being born. just accept it and carry on.
#deep
lads
think the scottish tranny is gonna cry in a minute lads
>guy does this to you during a game of park footy
What do?
bit weird how australians and south africans maintained an accent somewhat similar to a british accent, but yanks' are much different
>>57250556
should pass us a link
bloody love jamie t dont i
>>57250566
nothing but vitriol for you
>>57250562
kiss him back
rub his crotch until i feel that his cock is nice and hard
start jerking him off while kissing him
(disclaimer: wish a gf would do this to me irl)
>australians
>>57250556
Feel terrible for trannies. I know a lot of them can be annoying but fucking hell, imagining feeling completely convinced you were born with the wrong body.
>>57250562
me 5 minutes later
>>57250556
spot us a link lad
>>57250562
lean into it
>>57250597
dont chimp out you monkey cunt haha
>>57250566
Not really.
>US is fucking huge
>US is the most diverse country
>>57250608
glad you recovered from your accident desu
>tfw youre so drunk you pay an indian lad to take you home in his car
at least it undercuts taxis by about half the price
is the free market a good thing?
>>57250562
Kiss him back
>>57250626
the inhabitants of the us are "fucking huge"
>>57250608
fuck you de jong
What's with the yank hate you spaz
>>57250640
>francis drake
not bad
>>57250566
no it's not.
it's weirder that the US has so many accent variations compared to maybe 3 australian ones.
>>57250640
first famous name i got wew
>>57250643
what are you on about?
>>57250576
>>57250609
sorry lads >she went off, >her chaturbate is
xtskhloex though
If it wasn't for my dog I think I'd kill myself.
>>57250608
BIG BOOT
>>57250621
rude
how old are you, /brit/? 24 here
>>57250608
>big nige will never be at his shin-snapping peak ever again
>>57250643
uber is just as much of a money drain as a cab tbqh. the moment there is a demand for ubers, it can cost twice the price of a cab.
>>57250671
u know pham
>>57250709
20 tbqh
>>57250709
just turned 18
>>57250695
BY GAWD
want to do something
>>57250709
23
>>57250460
>>57250486
I will kill you if you touch her
ive got no personal opinion
but what is wrong with a flat tax?
if you earn 99% of the money, shouldnt you pay 99% of the taxt?
>>57250742
so do it
>>57250709
22
>>57250748
nice x
>>57250709
i'm 26 and feel like an old man around here tbqh
gonna listen to sad music while i think about this bakers delight qt and the aversion i have boiling inside of me for seppos
>>57250748
Your gifs always make me feel sad but I open them anyway.
>>57250711
ron "concrete" vlaar is a pretty good replacement 2bh
>>57250758
Rich people will take their money to another country and thus there will be no tax to collect at all.
>>57250709
+(You) 5
who VERY drunk?
moderately drunk also accepted
>>57250778
nice
Going to bed lads.
>>57250758
the people who control the most money spend the most money. if you punish the people with the most money, they will leave to go somewhere where they aren't punished. then you will have a lack of money coming in since those people have left both in terms of spending and the tax itself.
@57250709
22
>>57250794
no, think I spread it out too far
might go mushroom hunting this weekend
>>57250794
Saving all my beers for sunday because my mum is away for two days. I'm too scared too buy alcohol myself.
need a bakers delight gf
God fucking damn it I fucking hate normies
>>57250778
The a world's greatest super spy, Jesus Archer
>>57250766
x
>>57250783
Have another xo
>>57250819
nobody asked you nigger
>tfw cant digest beer or wine at all anymore
>have a few beers or a few glasses of wine and it just sits there in my stomach and doesn't get me drunk
>drink too much and get headaches, feel sick, sometimes puke, all without really getting drunk
fucking annoying
have switched to liquor and im doing fine though, actually drunk and not feeling sick. pretty strange 2bh, youd expect spirits to be harder to digest but it isnt
>>57250836
how do you hunt a mushroom its not even moving xD
>>57250819
AW HARRO PEGGU CHEN
RANT SOME ROODLES OR DUMPRINGS? ^_______^
>>57250857
Not one of your best senpai
>>57250867
Probably just shit brands m8.
>car accident with a gook who speaks no english
ah yes, excellent
Are the middle class reaslly squeezed?
will TRUMP reall do anything?
>>57250857
>x
how can one letter make me feel so giddy?
>>57250924
Proofs
>forget to liquidate my open short position on EUR/JPY last night
>log back in to account
>+87 pips
I might just be awesome lads
>>57250928
been reading 1984 and can safely say that the middle class are somewhat important
my 3rd eye has witnessed it
>>57250924
what happened lad
is the free market biased against the middle class/whites?
>>57250941
Ah yes, quite
>>57250957
car accident with a gook that speaks no english
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Your opinion on libertarians?
>>57250982
americans and/or edgelords
>>57250864
im white
>>57250982
Helpful when searching for a book
Remembering back to this time in Year 7. I was part of the normie group and we all played football on the playground and did other general year 7 lad stuff.
Then one day we were walking to get some lunch and I felt like they were deliberately walking faster than me to get away from me and I was hit with this horrible wave of sadness and I literally in that moment decided to completely cut myself off from them and ended up being a loner for a year or so.
Looking back it was probably completely in my mind. I wonder how much different my life would have turned out if I'd stayed in the popular normie group.
absolutely hungry
>>57250996
this
listening to drumfunk
REMAINING THE BEST
EVEN THE TORPOR
THAT ENVELOPS THIS WORLD
CANNOT TOUCH
THIS CRITICAL POINT
>>57251004
Probably not that different
Nada
Zero
Goose Egg
Zilch
Nil
Zip
get lit status: 65%
@the australians itt
>>57251057
argghhh i fuckign hate mosquitoes
Standard night out:
Had a good laugh with the boys/a few girls with a decent few cans
bought a few drinks and didnt pull
got a taxi home with an east asian man who obviously overcharged me
fully desrcibes today
unironically watching Naruto, lads.
>>57251098
standard
>>57251107
Shadow clone
>>57251075
when you get that 1 ninja one in your room which waits for you to get comfy before it attacks, then you get up to kill it and it vanishes.
>>57251107
unironically enjoying reading tokyo ghoul here lad
>>57251130
hellllllllllllllllloooo fat cunt
>>57251057
>north africans in ausland
reeeee can't escape
>>57251107
alri billie
>>57251130
good thumb
>>57251130
why does your hand have skin folds
singles i put on chicken nuggets and chips
>>57251149
i fucking cannot stand him
i cant stand the show he's on in general because they essentially tell the viewer what the think by having these huge ranty essays on issues you should be forming your own opinion on, but to make it worse the guy in the pic is this huge muslim apologist
>>57251126
DUAL WIELD
>>57251149
Patel is anglo before anyone starts
only listened to 1 min of this album but it seems really good so far lads so i felt like sharing i bet its a real banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttu9hKxnQrI
>>57251149
Rasheed
>>57251178
nice
bit tired
lmao'ing at this girl on fb who's a vegan but still a fat cunt
>>57251191
>he's just getting into wild nothings in 2016
lmao
>>57251198
good post
>>57251116
am i standard
>>57251149
rasheed
>>57251203
i havent kept up with modern music in years
give me any recomendations you have pls
>>57251203
http://minimalistbaker.com/one-bowl-vegan-chocolate-cake/
ah yes
bit sad now. not even fat, just fat thumbs
>>57251219
>bruce
probably some jimmy barnes or cold chisel with a name like that lmao
>>57251130
the last time i got rear ended i drove off since i didn't have any insurance but luckily they only bent the tow bar so god knows what happened to their bumpepr kek
>>57251228
awww x
>>57251228
http://www.ironmind.com/product-info/grip-strength-training-tools/captains-of-crush-grippers/
here u go
>>57251180
ahh yes his big rant after the paris attacks that in order to not let ISIS win, we must embrace muslims
the bodies weren't even cold at that point. can't stand anyone on that show. idiots who do nothing but push their opinions of the news and mock anyone who disagrees. it's literally the australian version of john oliver.
why are anglos the best musicians? Is it just the most accessible since it's in english or are anglos actually the best? Specifically brits and americans
>>57251264
>Yanks
>Anglo
Pick juan
>>57251240
usually here you don't call the police or get insurance involved if both people agree to and the damage is less than $1,000. her interpreter is paying for both our cars at a sketchy bodyshop
>>57251247
might be because I do oly weightlifting. but doesn't explain my fat fingers, since there is no muscles in them.
Haven't been on 4chan since March, how long has this shit CSS "prank" been going on for?
got cucked again lads
feel like ending it all
so hopeless
:(
>>57251342
cya
>>57251342
dear oh dear
what's the matter?
baka desu senpai
>>57251319
dude fuck it fat fingers are probably better than skinny fingers
source: i bet fat fingers feel better in girls pussies than skinny ones and thats all that matters in life
>>57251329
since march
>>57251264
>anglos the best musicians
eh when it comes to rock and further derivatives plus most modern pop music styles English is just really well suited for it as its like poetry put to song
for symphonic stuff not so much, its why European techno is so much bigger than British stuff since language isn't a factor
senpaitachi
>>57251362
No Shaun it's a fucking bap you twat
only girl that gives me any attention is a complete coal burning slag
>>57251370
howdy
>>57251342
Why?
>>57251329
just put on the default css in settings
>>57251363
Nobody listens to techno so let's go
Grime tbqh
>>57251383
t. Coal coloured
>>57251351
lonely autist
never normally feel depressed even though i probably should but today i've been feeling really low and on edge a lot, realised how useless my existence is
awful feels :(
Yurop will never have a Kevin Barnes
Literally the most versatile musician in decades. As well as making 11 near perfect albums in a row.
>>57251416
rap/hip hop is also much better and bigger in English than elsewhere
>>57251413
What is it for the tomorrow theme?
will trump win?
Might start using testosterone.
>>57251451
look for it on userstyles.org
>>57251418
I'm the same desu, have patches of feeling like absolute shit. It always gets better, lad, pls don't think of yourself as useless because you aren't :<
xoxox
well good morning
FATHER MCSICK CUNT
WRITING THE WORDS FOR A FUNERAL NO ONE WILL HERE
BASED ANGLO
>>57251385
lad
oh my lads
take a gander
>>57251506
meme hemisphere
http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/2016/04/02/05/10/afl-pies-slam-offensive-mcg-banner
lmao
>>57251506
>morning
its 00:32 you dingo
>>57251528
>muh feelings
fuck cucktoria
>>57251479
pretty shit idea
just eat more protein and work out more you tiny dick weirdo
and eat more quality meat
>>57251451
firefox just hit Shift + F7 and click this eye on this style
i make awful decisions
>>57251528
thought this was yet another story from here for a moment
>>57251363
but isn't diplo like one of the more famous electric or whatever you call that genre guys
>>57251551
>using firefox
when will this meme end
>>57250900
Let me try that again
>>57250929
:3 xo
>>57251528
I can't believe that this is the sport you traded for Union
drinking beers and there is nothing you can do
>>57251549
You're right desu, thanks lad. Going to buy some steak and eggs tomorrow and lift some heavy things.
>>57251559
like what? x
>>57251572
what do you use?
more importantly. why haven't australians or canadians made more of an impact on music?
crinkle cut chips or normal chips lads?
>>57251573
oh my :3 xox
>>57251551
Or just block 4chan .css
>>57251528
sick to death of the "Muslim community"
they are such a non entity that barely existed 10 years ago but you would think they were Native Americans or something
even worse that they are such snobs about it
at least Arabs and pakis especially are.
>>57251565
"edm" is rubbish and for normies who listen to it for the scene and not the music
good electronic music is almost always european or british
>>57251596
are you kidding?
>>57251589
who i'm friends with
who i stop being friends with
just general life choices
>>57251595
chrome x
>>57251581
Same x what are you drinking? Henninger over here
>>57251573
>lip biting
Yes, very much enjoyed this one
>>57251611
yeah or several different other ways, thought 1 was enough.
>>57251577
only non-states play gay-afl
>>57251551
>firefox
>>57251596
>the two biggest artists in the USA right now are Canadian and British
(Drake and Adele)
>>57251596
australia has the biggest "cultural cringe" of any country
>>57251581
just called the rozzers
>>57251615
Im not kidding, no.
>>57251586
there are loads of ways to improve your testosterone and its flow in the body without roids.
shit like creatine, protein powder, lots of sunlight and lifting/intense exercise, lots of meat and cutting shit like soy or processed foods out of your diet as much as possible.
>>57251617
iktf desu :(
>>57251647
dont even get what that means desu
>>57251630
got some kreonenbourg
not a big fan but it was very cheap at the shop
>yanks
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303816504577313852502105454
never trust a yank lads
>>57251643
just the biebs in there too
>>57251624
worse extensions, retarded '1 billion processes' literally logging everything you do (see tos), not as good for developer options, bloated with unknown shit.
why
might try make some idle conversation with this bakers delight qt tomorrow desu
>>57251677
im unironically a biebs fan
australians should stop posting desu
>>57251638
Good lad
Queensland is the only state I've ever visited and it'll stay that way
>>57251682
Cause I don't give a fuck about computers or how they work x
>>57251673
Australians are the most likely to feel negatively about their own culture
>>57251670
xxxoxoxxoxo
>>57251596
Canada I know there are tons of bands and shit from here, but a lot of them move to the US and become incognito canucks
otherwise our local music scene is really good.
idk about aussie but there are lots of aussie bands who do the same.
really every anglo country has a pretty great music scene compared to most everywhere else.
>>57251682
Using Firefox is autistic.
>>57251710
lol how did you come to that conclusion
>>57251691
was that a picture of her? the one who was smiling at you?
>>57251675
>Repeatably save you lads in several wars
>get shit on
>surprised when we get tired of it
ah yes
why dont people like sydney? stopped there for a few days when I was in southeast asia and absolutely loved it
Australia is pretty great desu. As much they hate us on 4chan they seem to be pretty easy to hangout with in real life
>>57251726
nah just some random stock image
>>57251741
only hate yanks online and a lot of them irl desu
>>57251709
P.S
computers are designed to shitpost xx
I blocked
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016*
https://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016*
but it's now the default Yotsuba B theme and not Tomorrow
There's no button on the bottom right to change it, what do?
>>57251715
yeah i guess you're right, thats pretty obvious. Probably similar in how films work
>>57251609
>>57251632
Ilu xx
>>57251674
Same with Henninger, it was cheap for imported beer, i like the taste but ive had better
>>57251757
copy and paste the tomorrow css into 4chanx's custom css box
>>57251596
There are loads of excellent Aussie and Canadian musicians 2bh, you're a complete pleb if you think otherwise.
>>57251675
just read the headline, too lazy to read the article
none of us should fully put our trust in our governments 2bh, we should keep them at an arms length.
