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We have been given a new chance at life robots. Roll for your new name, type it into Google images and post the first result. That is who you have now been transformed into, good luck friends
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>>27562818
im so horny right now
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God bless this mess.
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>>27562959
Fucking nice name man
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I got a really good gf name in the other thread, I hope I get a good name here.
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Roll

Fuck you Roboto
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>>27562818
Let's gooooooo bois
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Rolling for my new name. This post is simultaneously original and full of content
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>27563062
I'm thoroughly dissappointed
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Eh, why the fuck not
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Rollorooni wartootharooni
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>>27562818
Let's go anons. New life begins naow
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>>27563133
>Lana Martinez
I'll take this one
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>>27562818
POTATO ROBOTA
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Let's see familia...
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roll


off to the gym
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I'm okay with this. Chad will love me for sure!
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roll for name
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>>27563265
>Edgar Lutz
I want my old life back
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gibs name ploz
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eh y not
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postan
blox blox
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i better get turned into a qt
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when I'm posting here
it's crystal clear
that now I'm in a whole new world with jews
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>>27562818
I hope I become Chad.
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Hopefully my new name will have better credit.
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>>27563326
>Taylor Kennedy

Cool I'm a pornstar now
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>>27563361
Nope...some old hag.
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BRADBERRY
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Roll'an. Will show results
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rollingsdfsadfasg
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It's time to start anew...
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>>27563398
>Edward Chaney
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>>27563352
hell yes, I'm a qt with a qt bf. we'll probably watch netflix and chill tonight.
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sounds gucci
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>>27563425
fucking hell. it didn't post image. can't delete apparently.
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Give me new life plz ;_;
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>>27563373
http://kfoxtv.com/archive/ntsb-releases-preliminary-plane-crash-report-for-tyler-francis-01-21-2016
>chance at a new identity
>he's dead
>fml
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>>27563451
I am successful chef! ^_^
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ok, have some rares
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more rares
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roller wtsrsdfdsffdsdsfdfsd
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this is very exciting i am very excited!!!!
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>>27563491
does this count

>sex offender
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okokok I'm ready for this
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Rawling 4 knew lyfe
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I want to be reincarnated as Chad and experience some happiness in life
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rohlin, roelin, roalinn...
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We all suffer for our sins one day.
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>>27563621
You're a real professional.
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Rolling for Chad Thundercock tbqh
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I can restart?
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rooooooooooollllllllan unoriginally
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Rolling for Lagrange
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Let's ago boiss
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>>27563687
>Willie Irwin

nice im chad now. im going to go pound some qt pussy brahs
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>>27562818
Roll to free myself from this miserable life
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>>27563683
I don't wanna know what this means
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Let's a go originally
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Rerollsblox
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Rollypolly desu niggggggggger
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>>27563744
I'm old as shit I guess fml
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maybe i'm lucky in the next life
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>>27563719
>qt high school girl
>soccer star

Glorious.
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>>27562818
rollinggggoriginalcommmmmment
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What kind of name is this?
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Pls b qt
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Rawling 4 new lyfe
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what the heck is going on today?
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hope i get a dank meme name
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attempting to namefag
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>>27562818
Here we go, give me a nice name puhlease
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Rollin
Also, checkem
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Don't wanna be a chick
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if I get a female name do I become a woman or just a faggot?
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>>27563902
No dubs but check out based Lewis Coffey.
Truly an old school patrician of the highest order, fucker died in a bad ass plane crash and was a hell cat.
Who else is now /1940's-ubermench/?
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Refilling for a guy
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>>27562818
Pls
Original toast
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Pls m8
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i hope i get somethihg hood
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>>27563927
female name turns you into a woman. alison is a qt name btw.
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>>27564070
Nilegro are you kidding me
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rolling blox blox blooooxxxxx
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Lets have it then
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rolling for a good one
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im ready for my new name and life
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>>27562818
ib4 chad
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>>27564115
Just kill me family friend I need a male name
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>>27564124
Well done Rudy, you are now the proud African American you always wanted to be.
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yeah yeah mane i gotta change ma name u know
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rollin, trollin, patrollin
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rollin please robot overlord
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well shit. I guess I'm a dwarf now
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PLS BE SOMEONE WITH GOOD TEETH, I LEARNED MY FUCKING LESSON ON THIS TRY
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>>27562818
Tyrone get
plox
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wally wally wurl
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>>27564276
>mfw I'm now a fucking surgeon
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>>27562818

please be donald trump
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>>27564300

OH FUCK NO
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>>27562818
i love these new changes
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i like this feature. it makes me feel like there are more qt girls on this site and even i can be one

i bet some people thought dislike meant "dis i like"
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>>27562818
Lol OP you're a black comedian
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>>27564322
Shit teeth though, that's why your mouth is shut
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Rolling, my real name is shit, let's hope this one is better
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hope I score a cool stage name and a handsome face to go with it
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>>27564377
god dammit

>new life
>still a sex offender

http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/MD6680166/William-Neal-Dudley.html
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>>27564283
>Otis Gamble
I'll gladly take it.
WE WUZ KANGS
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go new name, I want to be chad plssss
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Thank for opportunity
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>>27564401
What do you mean still?
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>>27564422
That's unfortunate...
I am become nigger. Destroyer of chicken
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smol
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tfw won't get cool name
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>>27563291
Kek, reroll this name
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>>27564401
Mr Dudley, this requires serious greentexting.
>cheer us up bro
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Rollerino Rollerini
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>>27564455
guess im going back in time
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>>27564467
>Isaac Tran
Isaac Tran is the original robot!
We should find him and make him king of r9k for the day.
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I became abstract art. Reroll
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>>27564529
Came back as a gilf, I'll take that roll
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>>27564444

the quads sayeth so

all praise nigger

destroyer of chicken
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>>27562818
Rollervision
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Roll biatch roll
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>>27562818
Can't really do any worse, so I'll spin.
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my body is ready for my new identity
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Good name pls
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>>27562818
the new 4chan layout intimidates me
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Please be something nice and not a faggot name
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>>27562818
rollerbladinggggers
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>>27564582
Not bad, some trap potential here.
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It's happening, again. Again.
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>>27564607
>Ingrid Frederick
Not bad I guess
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Pls nothing bad
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Does anyone else wish they kept the random names permanently for r9k so we don't have to have tripfags?
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i win
original cement
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Rallting
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Rolling down to the roller derby
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>>27564583

Il mio comentario e molto originale
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Rolllllllannnnnnndinnnnnnguuuuuuuu
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>>27564696
I'm a girl now :^)
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i want to be a fabulous normie
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>>27564627
I literally look like the fucking female version of Ted fucking Cruz
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>>27564699
Got a chad
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>>27564711
>Estelle Schmidt

Do you think Chad will notice me now?
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>>27564728
Wow, a woman and a doctor. life is now on easy mode
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>>27564719
not too bad, dude looks pretty chill
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Roll gambinoos
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give me something good please

pls
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Please be grill aaaaaaaafsrfsfa
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probably a better name than irl
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I wanna be a little girl
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It's time to r-r-r-r-r-roll
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>>27562818
Rolling for a girl name.
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Grabbing up a name!

Also, is there a way to keep 4chan in this layout? I really like it. Much easier on the eyes that the Yotsubas and whatever the others are called.
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>>27562818
Origirollerino

Rigid
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>>27564929
Well there goes my privilege. Looks somewhat accomplished, though.
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>>27564946
I'll fucking take it, no regrets here.
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Please let me be a normie, famalam
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lesss go boiiss!!
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i am not anthony burch
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Love me fuckers
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>>27562818
I guess I will give this a shot. The format is really fucking annoying, shit looks like google plus bullshit
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Rollin' Mc'Rollsballs
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lol
This is an original comment
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>>27565164
Lovely rita
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

oeiginal plss
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rollarino

>sdflksdfj
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>>27565624
oh pls no why is this happening to me.........
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Rollin for a little girls name famalam
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>>27565679
AW god FUCKING dammit
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

plz
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Ok, lets see what I get. Gayton station lol.
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>>27565720
>Bryan Zuniga
This.
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ALPHA MALE GET
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>>27565724

Yes my dream come true. I always wanted to be a female blonde bimbo.
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>>27562818
roooollllllllllllllllllling for a qt
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Alright I better roll something good. Fuck this gay life
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>>27562818
Rolling for normano
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>>27566003
well fuck that
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ad,kmasjnd
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gooby pls no g
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Roll i suppose
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>>27562818
I want to be somebody!
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>>27562818
Is no fap worth it? I have porn induced ED.
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This is a hot threeeed
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>>27562818
>tfw going to be mexican
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>>27566431
It's much worse

Also a sex offender
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rolling for the new life
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pls be good 123512345
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Ok lets give this thing a go
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pls god let me be bill wilson
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>>27566458

That fov lol. Well now you have to conform to ur new role Mr Greene. Get raping.
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blessing for a good name
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Lead me into the new life my friend
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>>27562818
rollin 4 a better lyfe
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Roland gahos
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I wish to see it
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I wanna be a qt Latin girl
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>>27566566
>Spencer Ibarra
see ya boys goin to the family pizzaria
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>>27566578
NOOOO IM ASIAN
I LOVE being white
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Send me up to the new life
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test111111111
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I'll be fine my man
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>>27562818
hello new life i'm here.
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please lemme be me i don't want to be a filthy normie
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>>27567321

Tenor


I actually like this alot bye robots
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>>27567300
>Felicia Martin
What a terrible fate, the whore on the right
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New life get
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rolling

5snpt240ttjttgt5542522uuw
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what's ia thia
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>>27567940
>Forrest Daugherty
holy shit jljasd

n-no homo
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>>27567940
shit forgot image

>>27568000
HOLY MOTHER OF KEK I GOT TRIPS MY WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE DAY
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lorring original desu
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New name new life
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>>27568201
the fuck is on my nose :(
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Rolling for a normie name
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NIGGER NIGGER I HATE NIGGERS NIGGERS
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Let us begin my new life.
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>>27562818

The phoenix rises again
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>>27568295

Damn the ashes are still on my skin
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>>27562818
and it is time I roll...
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Rolling.
Original post for original people.
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>>27562818
I like anal better than vaginal
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>>27568446
Well, this is me.
BLOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXECKSECKSECKS
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>>27562818
rolling.

rururururu
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>>27568499
>rolled a literally who actor
meh
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>>27568538
Got my actual name in an /x/ thread
spooped myself
Lets see who i am now!
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Time for a glimpse into another timeline.

What if I never dropped out of highschool?

What if I never became a NEET?

What if...
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>>27568754
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>Sophia Montgomery
>Stacy Status
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>>27562818
say no more pham

original pls
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>>27562818
If I get a female name will I have to start taking hormones?
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Please rolling for a female name
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>>27569053
>Melba Schwartz
Oy vey this will work
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Cuntington
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>>27562818
r-r-rolling
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>>27569097
Welp, I want my old life back I don't wanna be Stacey
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Please get me a name unlike my real beta name.
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sign me up lads i wanna be a chad
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pls be a normie
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>>27562818
rolling for a new better life
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What have we become?
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rollin for that sweet stacy life
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Rollin and trollin the roboterino
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>>27569330

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content.
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Let me post right now
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>>27562818
Well alright then.
All these roll threads are quite interesting.
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>>27562818
chad get niggerssss
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pls give hot grill's name
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I will become a better man.
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rolling for reincarnation
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>>27569542
>Essie Sparks
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>>27569583
just kill me now, can i re-re-roll?
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flabberghasted
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>>27562818
Why do you assume that I fake being nice?

We're all complicated people at the end of the day, but mostly I feel compelled to be courteous and kind to almost everyone I meet.
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I just want a good life.
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>>27562818
Rollin'

With some oregano comentos mr roboto
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