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We have been given a new chance at life robots. Roll for your new name, type it into Google images and post the first result. That is who you have now been transformed into, good luck friends
>>27562818
im so horny right now
God bless this mess.
>>27562959
Fucking nice name man
I got a really good gf name in the other thread, I hope I get a good name here.
Roll
Fuck you Roboto
>>27562818
Let's gooooooo bois
Rolling for my new name. This post is simultaneously original and full of content
>27563062
I'm thoroughly dissappointed
Eh, why the fuck not
Rollorooni wartootharooni
>>27562818
Let's go anons. New life begins naow
>>27563133
>Lana Martinez
I'll take this one
>>27562818
POTATO ROBOTA
Let's see familia...
roll
off to the gym
I'm okay with this. Chad will love me for sure!
roll for name
>>27563265
>Edgar Lutz
I want my old life back
gibs name ploz
eh y not
postan
blox blox
i better get turned into a qt
when I'm posting here
it's crystal clear
that now I'm in a whole new world with jews
>>27562818
I hope I become Chad.
Hopefully my new name will have better credit.
>>27563326
>Taylor Kennedy
Cool I'm a pornstar now
>>27563361
Nope...some old hag.
BRADBERRY
Roll'an. Will show results
rollingsdfsadfasg
It's time to start anew...
>>27563398
>Edward Chaney
>>27563352
hell yes, I'm a qt with a qt bf. we'll probably watch netflix and chill tonight.
sounds gucci
>>27563425
fucking hell. it didn't post image. can't delete apparently.
Give me new life plz ;_;
>>27563373
http://kfoxtv.com/archive/ntsb-releases-preliminary-plane-crash-report-for-tyler-francis-01-21-2016
>chance at a new identity
>he's dead
>fml
>>27563451
I am successful chef! ^_^
ok, have some rares
more rares
roller wtsrsdfdsffdsdsfdfsd
this is very exciting i am very excited!!!!
>>27563491
does this count
>sex offender
okokok I'm ready for this
Rawling 4 knew lyfe
I want to be reincarnated as Chad and experience some happiness in life
rohlin, roelin, roalinn...
We all suffer for our sins one day.
>>27563621
You're a real professional.
Rolling for Chad Thundercock tbqh
I can restart?
rooooooooooollllllllan unoriginally
Rolling for Lagrange
Let's ago boiss
>>27563687
>Willie Irwin
nice im chad now. im going to go pound some qt pussy brahs
>>27562818
Roll to free myself from this miserable life
>>27563683
I don't wanna know what this means
Let's a go originally
Rerollsblox
Rollypolly desu niggggggggger
>>27563744
I'm old as shit I guess fml
maybe i'm lucky in the next life
>>27563719
>qt high school girl
>soccer star
Glorious.
>>27562818
rollinggggoriginalcommmmmment
What kind of name is this?
Pls b qt
Rawling 4 new lyfe
what the heck is going on today?
hope i get a dank meme name
attempting to namefag
>>27562818
Here we go, give me a nice name puhlease
Rollin
Also, checkem
Don't wanna be a chick
if I get a female name do I become a woman or just a faggot?
>>27563902
No dubs but check out based Lewis Coffey.
Truly an old school patrician of the highest order, fucker died in a bad ass plane crash and was a hell cat.
Who else is now /1940's-ubermench/?
Refilling for a guy
>>27562818
Pls
Original toast
Pls m8
i hope i get somethihg hood
>>27563927
female name turns you into a woman. alison is a qt name btw.
>>27564070
Nilegro are you kidding me
rolling blox blox blooooxxxxx
Lets have it then
rolling for a good one
im ready for my new name and life
>>27562818
ib4 chad
>>27564115
Just kill me family friend I need a male name
>>27564124
Well done Rudy, you are now the proud African American you always wanted to be.
yeah yeah mane i gotta change ma name u know
rollin, trollin, patrollin
rollin please robot overlord
well shit. I guess I'm a dwarf now
PLS BE SOMEONE WITH GOOD TEETH, I LEARNED MY FUCKING LESSON ON THIS TRY
>>27562818
Tyrone get
plox
wally wally wurl
>>27564276
>mfw I'm now a fucking surgeon
>>27562818
please be donald trump
>>27564300
OH FUCK NO
>>27562818
i love these new changes
i like this feature. it makes me feel like there are more qt girls on this site and even i can be one
i bet some people thought dislike meant "dis i like"
>>27562818
Lol OP you're a black comedian
>>27564322
Shit teeth though, that's why your mouth is shut
Rolling, my real name is shit, let's hope this one is better
hope I score a cool stage name and a handsome face to go with it
>>27564377
god dammit
>new life
>still a sex offender
http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/MD6680166/William-Neal-Dudley.html
>>27564283
>Otis Gamble
I'll gladly take it.
WE WUZ KANGS
go new name, I want to be chad plssss
Thank for opportunity
>>27564401
What do you mean still?
>>27564422
That's unfortunate...
I am become nigger. Destroyer of chicken
smol
tfw won't get cool name
>>27563291
Kek, reroll this name
>>27564401
Mr Dudley, this requires serious greentexting.
>cheer us up bro
Rollerino Rollerini
>>27564455
guess im going back in time
>>27564467
>Isaac Tran
Isaac Tran is the original robot!
We should find him and make him king of r9k for the day.
I became abstract art. Reroll
>>27564529
Came back as a gilf, I'll take that roll
>>27564444
the quads sayeth so
all praise nigger
destroyer of chicken
>>27562818
Rollervision
Roll biatch roll
>>27562818
Can't really do any worse, so I'll spin.
my body is ready for my new identity
Good name pls
>>27562818
the new 4chan layout intimidates me
Please be something nice and not a faggot name
>>27562818
rollerbladinggggers
>>27564582
Not bad, some trap potential here.
It's happening, again. Again.
>>27564607
>Ingrid Frederick
Not bad I guess
Pls nothing bad
Does anyone else wish they kept the random names permanently for r9k so we don't have to have tripfags?
i win
original cement
Rallting
Rolling down to the roller derby
>>27564583
Il mio comentario e molto originale
Rolllllllannnnnnndinnnnnnguuuuuuuu
>>27564696
I'm a girl now :^)
i want to be a fabulous normie
>>27564627
I literally look like the fucking female version of Ted fucking Cruz
>>27564699
Got a chad
>>27564711
>Estelle Schmidt
Do you think Chad will notice me now?
>>27564728
Wow, a woman and a doctor. life is now on easy mode
>>27564719
not too bad, dude looks pretty chill
Roll gambinoos
give me something good please
pls
Please be grill aaaaaaaafsrfsfa
probably a better name than irl
I wanna be a little girl
It's time to r-r-r-r-r-roll
>>27562818
Rolling for a girl name.
Grabbing up a name!
Also, is there a way to keep 4chan in this layout? I really like it. Much easier on the eyes that the Yotsubas and whatever the others are called.
>>27562818
Origirollerino
Rigid
>>27564929
Well there goes my privilege. Looks somewhat accomplished, though.
>>27564946
I'll fucking take it, no regrets here.
Please let me be a normie, famalam
lesss go boiiss!!
i am not anthony burch
Love me fuckers
>>27562818
I guess I will give this a shot. The format is really fucking annoying, shit looks like google plus bullshit
Rollin' Mc'Rollsballs
lol
This is an original comment
>>27565164
Lovely rita
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oeiginal plss
rollarino
>sdflksdfj
>>27565624
oh pls no why is this happening to me.........
Rollin for a little girls name famalam
>>27565679
AW god FUCKING dammit
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
plz
Ok, lets see what I get. Gayton station lol.
>>27565720
>Bryan Zuniga
This.
ALPHA MALE GET
>>27565724
Yes my dream come true. I always wanted to be a female blonde bimbo.
>>27562818
roooollllllllllllllllllling for a qt
Alright I better roll something good. Fuck this gay life
>>27562818
Rolling for normano
>>27566003
well fuck that
ad,kmasjnd
gooby pls no g
Roll i suppose
>>27562818
I want to be somebody!
>>27562818
Is no fap worth it? I have porn induced ED.
This is a hot threeeed
>>27562818
>tfw going to be mexican
>>27566431
It's much worse
Also a sex offender
rolling for the new life
pls be good 123512345
Ok lets give this thing a go
pls god let me be bill wilson
>>27566458
That fov lol. Well now you have to conform to ur new role Mr Greene. Get raping.
blessing for a good name
Lead me into the new life my friend
>>27562818
rollin 4 a better lyfe
Roland gahos
I wish to see it
I wanna be a qt Latin girl
>>27566566
>Spencer Ibarra
see ya boys goin to the family pizzaria
>>27566578
NOOOO IM ASIAN
I LOVE being white
Send me up to the new life
test111111111
I'll be fine my man
>>27562818
hello new life i'm here.
please lemme be me i don't want to be a filthy normie
>>27567321
Tenor
I actually like this alot bye robots
>>27567300
>Felicia Martin
What a terrible fate, the whore on the right
New life get
rolling
5snpt240ttjttgt5542522uuw
what's ia thia
>>27567940
>Forrest Daugherty
holy shit jljasd
n-no homo
>>27567940
shit forgot image
>>27568000
HOLY MOTHER OF KEK I GOT TRIPS MY WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE DAY
lorring original desu
New name new life
>>27568201
the fuck is on my nose :(
Rolling for a normie name
NIGGER NIGGER I HATE NIGGERS NIGGERS
Let us begin my new life.
>>27562818
The phoenix rises again
>>27568295
Damn the ashes are still on my skin
>>27562818
and it is time I roll...
Rolling.
Original post for original people.
>>27562818
I like anal better than vaginal
>>27568446
Well, this is me.
BLOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXECKSECKSECKS
>>27562818
rolling.
rururururu
>>27568499
>rolled a literally who actor
meh
>>27568538
Got my actual name in an /x/ threadspooped myself
Lets see who i am now!
Time for a glimpse into another timeline.
What if I never dropped out of highschool?
What if I never became a NEET?
What if...
>>27568754
Lookatmenow.png
>Sophia Montgomery
>Stacy Status
>>27562818
say no more pham
original pls
>>27562818
If I get a female name will I have to start taking hormones?
Please rolling for a female name
>>27569053
>Melba Schwartz
Oy vey this will work
Cuntington
>>27562818
r-r-rolling
>>27569097
Welp, I want my old life back I don't wanna be Stacey
Please get me a name unlike my real beta name.
sign me up lads i wanna be a chad
pls be a normie
>>27562818
rolling for a new better life
What have we become?
rollin for that sweet stacy life
Rollin and trollin the roboterino
>>27569330
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was too low in content.
Let me post right now
>>27562818
Well alright then.
All these roll threads are quite interesting.
>>27562818
chad get niggerssss
pls give hot grill's name
I will become a better man.
rolling for reincarnation
>>27569542
>Essie Sparks
>>27569583
just kill me now, can i re-re-roll?
flabberghasted
>>27562818
Why do you assume that I fake being nice?
We're all complicated people at the end of the day, but mostly I feel compelled to be courteous and kind to almost everyone I meet.
I just want a good life.
>>27562818
Rollin'With some oregano comentos mr roboto
Rollerino Kappa
Rolling for landry
>>27569685
I live in Canada now.
I have a tractor.
I'm a traveler and seeker.
My life has meaning now. I can finally leave.
>>27569692
Am i become grill now?
>>27562818
Please give me something cool
>>27562818
rollin oregano rollin
the time has come
and so has meme
Hope I'm still white
new life roll
>>27569751
Sick I'm a professor and have a posh accent.
https://humanities.exeter.ac.uk/english/staff/stokes/
Ok then, roll
>>27562818
Why would I want another life? I just want It to end already
Godspeed to me
K y not
i want a nice name, pls
>>27569845
Cool I'm dead!
http://m.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/glenn-weaver-200215/
>>27562818
im fukin ready
>>27569888
>tfw some random shitposts about you beyond the grave.
Am I gonna be haunted?
>>27569910
nevermind i wasnt
>>27562818
with my luck its the name of someone who committed suicide
>>27562818
Rollingblablayadayada
>>27570000
That's a marginal improvement, I suppose.
>>27570042
Why would anyone ever want to buy that image lol.
Lets try this shit
>secretly hoping to be female
Alright, I am prepared for this.
Origanel
>>27570101 Hey this isnt half bad!
>>27562818
Please give me a good name google.
>>27570163
>Danielle Farrell
Not too bad I guess.
Rolland strolland please no blox
Life is but a meme
Give me that good life
gib nem
>>27570244
Why can't I win?
Alright let's do this, it's time to change
>>27570343
>Armando Aguilar
>very first image looks like a guy who would post here
better kill myself instead
Make me someone famous
Something along the lines of 90s names please
Let's do this.
Rolling for name (yes, this is an OG comment, you bot).
>>27562818
please be jewish
A new chance at life! A new beginning!!
What a drag, also fuck this shitty spam filter.
>>27562818
Allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar
>>27571443
What happens when i checkbthe spoiler box
>>27562818
habassi on catch eh?
pls r9k gods make me chad
>>27571545
alright, I'm a criminal
rollin for e adecent name
i want a perfect soul/mind/body
>>27562818
PLS GIVE ME WANDISIMO RODREGUIZ
>>27571573
>Olivia Wolf
i posted this and then i went on to read this article.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/02/nyregion/anti-vaccine-film-pulled-from-tribeca-film-festival-draws-crowd-at-showing.html?smid=tw-nytmetro&smtyp=cur&_r=0
Second to last paragraph. Too Spooky
>>27562818
Rollerrinkerino
>>27562818
I want to be the guy
>>27562818
Sure, why not. I don't want this to actually work though. Just curious.
rollin 4 rik
Rollerinodingdong
Rolling for girl
rerollin 4 ricks
>>27562818
Rollerino pepperino sadistic suadis blowing up kids for islam
>>27562818
Let's take a look at this. Maybe I'll be Chad or a Stacy with big tits.
rollin' rollin' rollin'
RAWHIDE! *whipcrack*
>>27562818
rolling for original life
>>27562818
Well, can't be worse that what I already have
Might as well roll with it
Ballsack bro
>>27573371
>Taylor Wiley
lmao
rolling for new life senpai
Let's hope I can get an easy life as a roastie
>>27563424
That is.a nice one famalam
I'm looking forward to my new life
>>27562818
Let's see what a new life brings.
Too my future Nigerian
Ayy, what could be worse than this one amirite?
i look up at planes in the sky and wish i was on one of them living someone else's life
Lets go famila here we go
>>27574365
Mae Dean received a Fulbright Memorial Fund Scholarship to Japan and lived in Okinawa for two years.
new life and a new wife pls
>>27562818
rolleroni my pepperoni
hmmm....'
nloxxxxxxxxxx
Rollerino
Original plx
>>27562818
i just want to be normal tbqhwu
>>27575526
https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwjkpNPkxO_LAhWHKJQKHev6DFMQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.linkedin.com%2Fin%2Fshawna-carter-02696a58&psig=AFQjCNH5qhuTxWbnpdBwoSat2aova_sKBA&ust=1459672158705726
rollingf
original comment d
>>27562818
roll for chad
>originality intensifies
>>27565712
I keked so hard at this
>>27570341
That looks like a pretty rad existence
>>27575554
https://twitter.com/WinifredMaddox6/
a fucking chad
>>27562818
the fuck am i rolling wiht an original comment
this shit still work?
please make me hotter than I already am
>>27562818
I better not have some black name, I'll be pissed
rollin' rollinerno
>>27562818
anything but a roastie
im a normie but illl roll any way LOL
>>27562818
pls god rfcekjdf ROBOT
>>27576989
>anonymous
ro000boott
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