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cara
Going to bed lads night x
karen
>>57245469
gimme a sec jose
*Puts down Telegraph*
Right
*Picks up The Times*
unironically doing a post
kazza
>>57245533
>rice
>posted a chink
bit poetic
maisie
Test
ahhh Friday night
It's after midnight, why do I still have a silly name?
>>57245560
gone sexual
>>57245483
nighty niight x
Asuka.
Not going to bed yet lads x
syncs back up
Right wing.....more like....wrong wing HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>57245560
Might hire some actors to look at my boner
Probably wouldn't upload it though
>>57245617
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57245607
wew lad
hungry af but cba getting food why aren't deliverpakis replaced with drones yet
>>57245443
Who's the nando husbando bottom left?
Islam is a religion of peace desu
Merkel is right wing?
No fucking way
roll for kev
Doing a choon post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwAMFcc2f8
Name get is my child's name after I move to UK and get a brit gf.
>>57245659
go mug a drunk person for their kebab
cracking arse on this one
might attempt a sex with her
scouse
so called retnab
>>57245662
It's an over flattering picture of a balding guy
gf just sent me this
>>57245690
this, hurry up, he needs you to dilute me
>>57245679
FUCK
>>57245683
very nice
gf just sent me this
>tfw she did a lewd text with me a couple years back
>>57245752
Call her pussy a meme
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/refugees-welcome-has-been-projected-on-to-the-white-cliffs-of-dover-ahead-of-a-farright-protest--b1z4kirDgZ
>>57245708
That was some black guy's gimmick
>>57245808
>white cliffs
bit racist
heave away you rolling kings
heave away haul away
haul away and you'll hear me sing
and were bound for south australia
>>57245754
put your willy in her NOW
>>57245752
meanwhile she was busy sucking every dick in a 10 mile radius
>>57245818
i have one too
>>57245808
cool sky desu
Why so dead?
>>57245821
WHITE FOR A REASON
SEND THEM BACK
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
https://instasync.com/r/bucks
I've always been repulsed by chubby girls but recently I've been having thoughts...
is this what high test feels like?
>>57245865
friday night
>>57245865
currently shitposting on /tv/ imo
>>57245752
>you have set basketball record of 11
kek
>>57245892
but that's prime 'chon time
MAAAAAHHHH THE FRENSH CHAMPAGNE
>>57245907
not for norms
should probably go to bed
need to be packed and out of this villa by 10am lmao
>>57245885
She would literally look twice as good if she wasn't a fatty.
You're not into chubby girls, judging from that pic youre just into pretty girls.
Also high test is a fucking myth so fedoras can excuse their own spheroid physique
*stops reading the latest guardian piece to hear what you have to say*
I want me country back from the Lab/Con/LibDems trio
*continues reading the guardian*
>>57245885
*desperation
how do you get a bunch of autists to give you (You)s
>>57245752
How does it feel to be utterly shite at Facebook basketball?
>>57245979
fuck off i am sick mate
Someone is in the house.
>>57245949
literally never seen a more suited name for a guardian reader
>>57245945
I don't know, man. Something about gripping her chubby body while fucking her really gets my blood flowing, if you catch my drift.
>>57245952
You're probably right
>>57246000
rip
How? DId they?
>>57245979
what's ur best score m8??
mines 38
rolling the yankiest name ever
Don't know whether to get the daily Sargon or Molyneux in
Ah decisions, decisions....
>>57246049
You wish
>>57246059
40, suck it
i am the sickest cunt out
>>57246059
fuckkk off
>>57246063
>>57246049
are you married haha
This dog stared at me weirdly today. What you reckon he oddly noticed about me?
>>57246085
you
>>57246085
He smelled the cancer
>it has gone so far that i dont even dare to walk out and buy my groceries anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-b8QIYOpM
new song for the summer
just got in lads
how long does it take to mentally adjust to this layout?
im having a tough transition
>>57246085
haha bullock
>>57246117
it's autumn you utter melt
>that kid in your school who imitated borat for several years after it came out
>>57246129
Your dad had a tough transition
>>57246085
It's the grim, sry mate.
rate my tinder profile lads
you cretinous gelatinous mess
>>57246155
>That kid next to you in uni who's so nervous he does weird out of place giggles and semi spastic movements with his hands.
At least he doesn't talk much
>>57246199
I know you are, i said you are, so what am i?
>>57245453
Met a girl from Heereveen today. Was it you haha?
>>57246155
haha VERY NICE
Also any Adam Sandler movie ever
>>57246155
MY WIFE
>>57246182
que guapo eres
>>57246270
i'm not from friesland m8
>>57246299
graci
>>57246182
Laugh all you want, you wish you were that alpha
>>57246182
podrĂa ser mejor
>>57246155
yep, every school definitely had that kid
i looked up his facebook 1-2 years ago and he still fucking does it too.
>>57246338
tu madre serĂa mejor
"So lads! Did anyone see NIGEL FARAGE the other day?"
>[titters and chuckles from the audience. Some people boo mildly. Someone shouts "racist" from the back]
"Haha yeah I know he's a wanker"
>[audience laughs]
"But anyway did anyone see...... what he was driving? Do we wanna see that everyone?"
>[audience sounds their agreement]
>[Cuts to a pap shot of are Nige in a car]
"Yeah see that? That's a BMW everyone"
>[audience laughs]
"Yeah I don't know if anyone told you Nigel, but BMWs ARE GERMAN"
>[more laughs from the audience, they're eating out of his hand]
"Oh so you hate the foreigners, but you like their cars huh Nigel? 'Oh no BMW that's British Motor Wehicles that is mate nothing more British than that'."
>[audience are falling over themselves laughing at the irony of it all]
>[Russell tries to continue but chuckles to himself, his head falling into his hands while the audience bursts into spontaneous applause at the top quality humour they just heard]
>>57246347
How the fuck do you imitate borat on Facebook?
do you feel safe in your neighborhood /brit/?
>>57246319
You could have at least gimmick'd me back pal
bit worrying how all these yanks speak spic haha
>>57246371
he has videos up of himself doing imitations and shit
i think he wants to act or something.
>>57246358
bit bloody rude
>>57246378
Incredibly. Is it true that Americans lock their doors while they're at home or that they barly know their neighbours?
friday night? time to browse the 'chon!
>>57246378
Don't even lock the doors during the day
>>57246367
there he is
>>57246380
shit
>>57246390
spics are literally taking over this country
even some "regular" americans speak very basic spanish now because they come into contact with large hispanic communities a lot depending on the state they live in.
bit miffed at the lack of kevin boyle
/brit/
>>57246390
we have to take 2 years of Spanish desu. Most people just blow it off, though.
>>57246436
It's been a while
>>57246455
same desu
hasn't come up anywhere
http://desustorage.org/_/search/username/kevin%20boyle/start/2016-03-31/
THE MAIN NODE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
CODE RED I REPEAT CODE YELLOW
>>57246390
creo que eres una racista baka
project maintainers still haven't replied to my issue baka
>>57246414
Most unless you're in a small town.
And also depends.
I've lived in suburbs where most of the streets are friends and know eachother and have community things, and the opposite in others.
>>57246453
>living on the west coast
wew
>>57246501
>Most people just blow it off, though.
the standard of language teaching in most public schools here is piss-poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0ZorQ6-q1g
why are brits so autistic lads?
>>57246525
chupar mi polla xx
>>57246559
Did you leave your doors unlocked? Did your neighbours need to knock on your door and wait for you to answer it? In my area they just walk on in without knocking if they're looking for a chat.
>>57246513
THEY'RE HACKING THE MAINFRAME
>>57246559
nah m8, south florida
its basically a carribbean country here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYU5kpPHM40
Turns out....
>>57246579
tienes que chupar mio primero x
Hate my tutor he's such a Tory mug
>brings up a class example involving a car
>someone mentions that it should be a BMW
>says BMWs are German and we don't want to give Merkel anymore money
>class astonished by his autism
>>57246600
would love to live somewhere that nice 2bh
some questions if you'd be so kind to answer lads.
are you straight?
are you decently attractive/have you been hit on before?
would you let a guy suck you off?
what would be the best way to approach you for a bj?
would you accept money off a guy in the street to suck you or show him your peen?
thanks lads, not gay and asking for a friend. x
imagine a handsome rich and talented normie with a lyndsy fonseca looking gf
watching the poltergeist remake hahaha
do enjoy sam rockwell tbqh
>>57246623
>Joan Rivers
>>57246648
poco lasciva que se aparean
>>57246600
Yes.
Yes.
Generally knocking first is just customary and friendly no matter how close.
Though if I knew friends/etc were stopping by I'd leave the door open so they could just come in.
>>57246623
>South Florida
Literally worse.
pls move before you die
>>57246667
me cago en tu puto cara, maricon
>>57246667
>some questions if you'd be so kind to answer lads.
>are you straight?
Yes
>are you decently attractive/have you been hit on before?
Yes
>would you let a guy suck you off?
No
>what would be the best way to approach you for a bj?
I have a gf
>would you accept money off a guy in the street to suck you or show him your peen?
No
>thanks lads, not gay and asking for a friend. x
Fuck you
>>57246710
First yes should be a no.
>>57246710
i had a haitian neighbor get shot in the head a month or two ago
its pretty awful here
>>57246720
por qué me hablas en español esta es América, hablamos inglés gilipolla
>>57246666
>Belfast
>That nice
Good one lad. It's all gravy until someone gets kneecapped.
>>57246721
have wet farts :/
>>57246757
esta es inglaterra cabron
Properly fucked lads, been drinking too long and with little to eat except roasted peanuts. Home now and feeling borderline whiteyish.
I could be in a rave in Austria right now.
>>57246730
not very progressive, also this is a brit thread. yanks out
>>57246753
Have you other got into shit with any spics?
post le vagina
fellas
>>57246789
itll all be over in the morning
you'll feel better sometime tomorrow afternoon/night
hang in there ;_;
>>57246788
donde estĂ¡ tu passporte inglĂ©s, no lo tienes?
>>57246812
>white
uhm... maybe you should stop being a f*ucking RACIST??!!
>>57246799
>not progressive
I'm not gay
going to do a bed (but probably still post from my phone haha)
need to be awake in 7 hours
night x
>>57246807
not necessarily, though this colombian kid stole my cell phone in 9th grade and his clique would always bother me but they ended up respecting me by the end of the year
>>57246789
sort your life out you cretinous melt
>>57246789
time for a massive bong hit la
>>57246824
going clubbing tomorrow night with a bunch of 19-21yr olds, pretending to be hip and relevant, I'm going to die.
>She will never munch on your dick with those giant chompers
Why live?
>>57246789
Cleaning up will make you feel better
>>57246367
he come out stew
>>57246872
>giant
hardly
>>57246872
would be really nice to have a gf who liked to get feisty from time to time
v_v
>>57246872
why is he holding her head though
that's the thing I don't understand
>>57246796
>Ana
>Austria
Fuck me
whats a comfy movie for drinking alone
>>57246845
then you can't be progressive you hetero normative piece of shit, now let me swallow your cock before I assault you and make a post about it
>>57246935
brazil
>>57246935
her
>>57246935
Trainspotting
>>57246867
How do I do that, I'm drunk and listening to a clown and have a chihuahua for a companion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVevvbFNKiY
>>57246935
lost in translation
>>57246944
Wew, need to watch that again
>>57245617
Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence
>>57246991
lerl
>>57246991
>>57246991
(you)
>>57246991
>shawna lawrence
BTFO
T
F
O
>Tfw no lawrence
>>57246991
wew, absolutely wew
>>57246991
>>57246991
Hahahahahaha
>>57247031
>gay
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>57247011
>>57247031
>pam ponce
>brett gay
these names are off the wall thank you based japanese moot!!!!
>>57246991
rekt
>>57247031
bretty gay tbf
>>57246991
>>57247057
hello rat o
>>57247031
gay hahaha
>>57246991
tip top lel
Lads is hiro starting the bantercide against us?
>>57246991
Anon, I...
>>57247107
Looks like it mate hahaha
>>57246935
Trees Lounge.
>>57247107
pls no
>>57247107
it's another gookushima my man
>tfw the only april fools joke is the names, the layout is permanent
gonna say my name is stuart
>>57246991
Pottery
>>57247031
melt
>>57247057
why is this post spam
please
I don't want to be bald
hello rat0
Hope I get a banter name
>>57247057
I'm already bald garrett stop triggering me
>>57245708
>freckles
Dump her.
>>57246991
Someone post the "I don't believe it" webm.
>>57247057
im actually pretty confident in my hair genetics so i will not be participating in this "meme"
barring any major scalp accidents i will not go bald until im at least in my mid to late 60s
me n the lads
>>57247057
hello rat0
>>57247182
>wallace davenport
Alright.
gonna make sure we're safe now.
>>57247201
shit looks like you niggas were gettin' royally fuuuucked up in amsterdam
>>57247201
Lookin' dashing
>>57247057
ello ratto
alri
>Loretta Cain
>>57247057
hello ratᛟ
i had about half a pound of ground beef for din-dins but i wish my mum gave me another half a pound it was soooo goood
*rubs his tummy*
Wish I could marry AnnaSophia Robb tbqh lads.
>>57246991
meme toads
>>57247300
you don't have to wear that hat tonight
>>57246991
someone pls explain
can someone explain why a phrase like "hello rat-o" could possibly be banned
>>57247278
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED WAYNE
>>57247247
haha we were mate. another snap
>>57247276
fatty
Current state
>>57247333
Rude.
>>57247320
offensive to rats
presuming they lack the capacity to understand your slander is prejudice
#notallrats
>>57246944
cant believe ive never heard of this, looks interesting
>He thinks grime isn't British because most of the founders are black
Using that logic, nearly none of modern music is white since most of it copies black music.
Jesus Christ what is wrong with America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiJyali3rlk
>>57246991
So I'm guessing you're not a sailor.
What's your spiciest meme?
>Using that logic, nearly none of modern music is white since most of it copies black music.
>>57247406
W E W
E
W
>>57247406
>gay
hahahah fuck off yank bender
>>57247406
>Gay
What a fag lol
>>57247406
HA YOU'RE GAY YOUR NAME IS GAY SO THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY HAHAHAAH GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
>>57247404
Who thinks this
>>57247406
>janny
>gay
LAFF
>>57247404
Except that most nigger music comes from Irish folk music.
>He thinks grime is good
>>57247447
all the posters who hate westmids
kevin boyle
>>57247463
Just got told to fuck off back to my country.
>I'm a white middle class Brit that listens to grime
OH I AM LAFFING
Do you buy ground black pepper or do you have a grinder?
>>57247405
we're the most third world of the first world countries
>>57247463
haha i like this name too
>>57247463
hahahaha alri Kristin how's Veronica Mars hahaha
>>57247409
Freshest catch of the day
>>57247450
I still literally can't comprehend how this can be black.
>>57247482
grinder
>>57247491
classic
>>57247488
>haha america is bad right lads
Big cities or places with shitskins are bad, more at 11
i've always had alcohol to turn to when things get shit but these days alcohol just doesnt do anything for me anymore
not even booze wants to be my friend anymore. i have nothing and no-one to turn to
>>57247523
top LAD
>>57247488
>>57247543
Easy now.
>>57245443
nothing wrong with Sargon
>>57247482
grindr
>>57247504
I'm really glad Hiroshima's prank has brought so much happiness to this place.
>>57247409
im the guy who regularly says "wish i had a human female gf" and i like to overtly specify that im talking about human females
usually riles up some spergs and i get (You)'s here and there heh heh
please name me kev
>nothing wrong with Sargon
>>57247585
rip
>>57247585
Based Keith Moon.
>>57247588
i'd settle for a gf of any species at this point desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqzziWdVzk
Me on guitar
>>57247592
nigger haha
I have to tell you something lads, I'm gay. it's no biggie, won't try anything unless you fancy experimenting or something
>>57247512
>No jokes about ice hockey
every time i see a black man i just think "wow, look at that man of a race who has never achieved anything, i can only wonder what goes through that stupid nigger small brain of his, or how little should i say"
seriously i dont understand how people can look at blacks and think of them as other peopl;e . they're just not.
>>57247585
>Keith Moon
N O I C E
>>57247585
/tv/ spent the whole day trying to get "Bill Wilson", half the threads are about that at any moment
>>57247654
E D G Y
D
G
Y
Has anybody else realised that they are as dumb and is self aware of the dumb things they do but cant stop doing dumb things? I want to stop living so I cant do dumb things anymore but I still want to live.
>>57247688
Why Bill Wilson?
>>57247720
>dumb
foy
>>57247724
Aiden Gillan's character in the Dark Knight Rises
>>57247724
>he doesn't know who based bill is
>>57247724
For You.
>>57247654
t. chinese man from empire of dust
Kissed an absolute slag tonight lads
Piercings and all
Post your skypes
>>57247057
hello rato0 you pretty thing
>>57247596
nice argument
>>57247688
Why not Tom Hardy or Aidan Gillen? Then they could bring their magnum opus gimmick to a new step.
>>57247654
I just hate that there are so many of them everywhere. I feel really uncomfortable around blacks. Last week I went to McDonald's and it was fucking filled with them, I had to eat the food outside
>>57247742
>>57247743
>>57247745
Only ever heard him get called CIA.
>>57247720
even very smart people do retarded shit from time to time
we're all fucking idiots when you boil us down to our basic parts. just try to learn from your past mistakes and improve yourself as much as you can and you'll be fine. wisdom should be one of the ultimate goals in a mans life and that comes with time and experience.
*pats you on the head*
>>57247772
>not going trough a mcdrive
>>57247743
>>57247764
oh right
im dumb
>>57247785
>he doesn't peruse the baneposting wiki
>>57247764
I assume Bill Wilson seemed more achievable
>nice argument
>>57247790
good post
>>57247764
>new step
/tv/ meme magic has literally brought down a plane. Getting a random name on 4chan isn't the new step.
>>57247772
yeah exactly. it is normal for humans to feel intimidated around potentially dangerous animals
>>57247773
>Jill Hood
>jihad
reported to mi5 2bh
>>57247785
>he hasn't read the novelisation
>>57247794
>mcdrive
fuck off yank
>>57247654
>>57247772
well said 2bh
>>57247785
You have to read the novelization. Its especially funny because they refer to him as an unnamed CIA agent a few pages before. Its also where the lesser memes of "This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be in charge around here!" and "It would make for a nice feather in my cap" come from.
>>57247800
Baneposting is the worst meme ever made tbqh.
>>57247804
...for a yank! ahahahaha
no true scotsman fallacy
FARK
>>57247806
That was an actual thing?
I just thought it was an elaborate shop?
lads why can I have banter on here and get on so well then sperg out in real life and be too awkward to make conversation?
>>57247800
I loved his cameo in Batman vs Superman.
>>57247843
straw hoc
My third eye needs resting
>>57247853
No, it all happened for real.
>>57247827
>novelization
Fuck off yank.
>>57247853
Mate, /tv/ really did it. Fed false quotes to the Daily Mail too which they later published.
>>57247843
should be your province's motto haha!
>>57247874
appeal to locomotion
>>57247858
because here you're communicating in a purely textual format and you are completely anonymous
>>57247846
Do people really get off to fake subs?
>>57247906
Only realised after I posted that my browser's dictionary is American English. Sorry lad.
Want some fucking turron
>>57247920
ad parricide
>>57247853
Les Banes?
>>57247914
wooowwwww
>>57247944
nottus anno argumentum
>>57247853
there was also this
>>57247942
it's shit, get based nougat instead
>>57248004
that's a big photo
>>57247972
*frantically watches molyneux vids for a comeback*
>>57248004
bane posting is my favourite thing ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GNgjgo6sjw
>>57248033
Na crunchy turron is goat
>>57248066
i agree. there is literally nothing else like it out there
>>57248004
I can't breathe
>>57248086
as a person living in Spain with everyday access to turrĂ³n I can tell you it's shit, also coming back in summer so if you want me to bring you some back I'm happy to meet you at Manchester airport.
>What did he mean by this? Always makes me laugh
>>57248130
>he doesn't like turron
shaking my head
>>57248183
he's a yank in a brit thread
leave.
