Ruth Langsford edition
cara
>>57247821
>>57247821
>>57247821
>>57247821
right one right here
karen
ᛣᚪᛉᛉᚪ
Kyary
>>57248060
bet her pussy game is str8 fire homie
>>57248060
excellent post
karen
turrón lad if you're here, look at my post in old thread and get back to me
>>57248072
stop derailing you beg
>tfw still scared of the dark at my age
is this normal?
There is something on my computer taking up 128MB. Is that common?
kay picardiyaaa!!!
>>57248180
I'd like two kilos of it please
>>57248201
Maybe if you're looking for a biiiig cuddle :3
>>57248201
it's normal to dislike black people anon
>>57248201
How are them GCSEs treating you lad
>>57248211
sonny Jim I get the feeling you're tying to trick me
>>57248201
>scared of the dark at my age
it's normal for a zimmerman to always be scared of the dark
>>57248201
same here
should really stop browsing /x/ before I go to sleep
>>57248201
I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man
>>57248172
Yoko
>>57248172
Ayaya best girl.
>>57248130
I'm half Spanish. Turron is goat
>>57248230
bravo nolan
>>57248207
thats your granny porn folder
>>57248238
oppai yoko!
>>57248240
all best
>>57248234
BANE? Is that you?
I've never been on reddit and am totally confused by pretty much anything that is posted that relates to it.
Just wanted to get that off my chest since the board style is fucked up it makes me somehow feel like it's said in confessional
feeling sad again
quick someone cheer me up before i plunge into utter misery
>said id work tomorrow as a gesture of goodwill knowing full well i wasn't needed and they were fully staffed
>staff member decides to take it as day off and i'm called in. cant say no obviously
literally fuck off. christ. never gamble lads.
>>57248252
NOT WHITE
OT
W
H
I
T
E
>like a gril at work who has been a bit more friendly towards me in recent weeks
>can tell theres a little bit of sexual tension brewing between us
>her best friend at work barely knows me or ever likes to speak to me but has been warming to me lately because the qt has started liking me
>qt had the day off today and her friend snapchatted a video of me to the qt, flirtation by proxy
i really think that if i play my cards right, stay humble, and keep improving my relationship with her that i can get a gf
>>57248277
*cheers you up*
>>57248272
NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK!
loving these corny-ass names lmao
>>57248302
might become a pornstar with this name
>>57248273
Board style isn't reddit, it's google themed as m00t works for google. Reddit was what /s4s/ was when it originally came out was.
>>57248321
good name right here la
whats this bill wilson stuff all about lads?
janitor
>>57248321
>corny-ass
foy
>>57248252
well I'm the one living in this shit hole and just because you're half Spanish doesn't mean you have turrón passing through your veins
>>57248264
cheers love but the names actually susie
the last few days has been the most reddit experience I've ever had on /brit/
is it the school holidays or something, threads have been absolute dogshit recently
>>57248335
fucking seriously?
is moot smart enough to work for google? i thought they only hired the best of the best
>>57248345
he's a big guy
>>57248232
>>57248368
>is it the school holidays
yes
>>57248368
How you getting on with the dole lad
getting the daily Sargon in
Genuinely love when japs put blatant American caricatures in filler episodes.
>>57248335
i didn't say i thought the board stlye looked like what I think reddit looks like, it looks quite overtly googley...if that's a word. Just beffled by the entire internet constantly referencing reddit and me not having a fucking clue
>>57248252
Pakis out!
>>57248364
>not injecting turron straight into his veins for the calories
pleb
YOU KIDS WOULDN'T LAST ONE DAY OUT IN THE SKARCH
>>57248413
how do you get the calories out
>>57248375
>i thought they only hired the best of the best
Their CEO is literally pajeet
>>57248413
wish Americans would stop trying to do comedy desu
when i was younger I read this picture book where some guy lives in a world where everything is made of jelly. then he wakes up and it was a dream and everything is actually made of custard. can anyone else remember this book and if so can they remember the name because ive been thinking about it
>>57248375
>is moot smart enough to work for google?
Hes working something to do with social media. Which in my opinion is alright because the reason 4chan is so popular is because its the opposite of social media. So maybe m00t can provide some insight in a different way of looking at social media as google+ is shit.
just beat ??? in isaac
good run
>>57248463
might b cool
>>57248375
Nah, he just traded a job for data mining rights.
>>57248460
gullivers travels by johan smith
just learnt the hard way that it's never a good idea to have a piss up in downtown Middlesbrough on a friday night
fuck me
>>57248523
what appened
>>57248523
You get bummed?
lads what was that show last year on BBC
it was a drama series, main characters was that fat comedian and some skinny tall beta
the skinny lad found a phone in the snow after a car crash or something, etc etc
>>57248444
>>57248540
the wrong mans
bit excessive 2bh
>>57248566
thank you lad
>>57248423
What in the fuck was this film even about? A zombie virus ends the world so they lock kids in a maze because being scared almost to death makes their special blood produce a cure for the virus so Ben Wilson pretends to be a good guy to kidnap the kids but they escape into a desert in a city and find the real good guys and my brain just gave up at this point.
Been away all day did I miss any ebin name menes :DDD
>>57248540
the wrong mans
Kevin Boyle
>>57248600
itll never happen lad
might do a cup of tea
>>57248600
this would be epic if the first name was kate
>>57248620
But it must
Jesus Cross just showed up on /pol/. Seems a Crusade is coming lads.
>>57248628
actually no it wouldn't because it hapened in porrtugal never mind
>>57248639
give up
someone once posted a tweet in /brit/ by someone i knew
going to miss the names desu
getting lit status: 15%
>>57248650
Link?
>you'll never get Adolf Hitler
>>57248665
it seems like everyone in ireland knows each other
>>57248692
can get the next best thing
>>57248692
unironically wish it had more diversity in the names, not just american
>>57248724
there's canadian names as well
>>57248724
netherlands yes!
>/tv/ at this point is just all bill wilson posts.
>>57248724
I've seen Ivan.
>>57248724
yeah the names are so american. anglos mixed with the occasional spanish sounding name
>>57248733
would've been fun as fuck if half the thread got variations of rasheed
>>57248724
jan vandermeer and jens lemskins just doesnt work as well
>>57248724
>Not just American
It's filled with chink names and spic names and all sorts.
>>57248745
yes, american
bros i bought some Vans and they came with a "vans off the wall" mini paper skateboard lmao
>>57248789
damn daniel
focus on me lads
>>57248750
canadian and american, as we've said
>>57248783
janie mays
j anie mays
janime
Honestly thought a female version of 4chan would be a interesting place. However, it's a pile of shit. Are girls incapable of banter?
LARS RASMUSSEN
marijuana truly is superior to alcohol
>February 6, 2015, one of TransAsia Flight 235’s engines experienced a flameout. As airplanes are able to fly on one engine alone, the pilot then shut off the engine – or so he thought. Instead, he accidentally shut off the correctly functioning one and left the plane powerless, at which point he unsuccessfully tried to restart both engines. The plane then clipped a bridge and plummeted into a Taiwanese river as the pilot desperately tried to avoid city terrain, killing 37 of the 53 on board.
Imagine his reaction when he realised that he switched off the functioning engine
>>57248811
what are you on about?
>>57248819
t. smoked weed for the first time
it gets so fucking boring
>>57248811
>Are girls incapable of banter?
Jap lasses are.
But yeah /cgl/ is pretty awful.
>>57248827
Imageboards specifically targeted towards females.
>>57248811
that already exists, it's called /cgl/
0 humour there whatsoever
>>57248855
never going there agai, getting banned for that shit raid was so not worth it
>>57248811
> Are girls incapable of banter?
pretty much
its not surprising as men are consistently rated as funnier than women. they just socialize differently than we do and it isn't as funny when they attempt their chick banter.
ive met a lot of funny girls though to be fair, theyre out there but theyre harder to find
>>57248540
really should sleep, but my toe hurts
>>57248839
yeah when you over-do it it does get boring, not sure why. but if you space it out a bit more it keeps its charm for the most part
Commercial american beer tastes like water. At least Heineken or carlsberg as some taste
>>57248855
/cgl/ is much more interesting than lolcowdotfarm which is what I was referencing.
Who is the British version of Robert Morrow?
>>57248920
don't think northern exposure has been remade here yet
>>57248920
Me.
>>57248920
Me.
>>57248912
a lot of cheap beer tastes like the can that its in to me 2bh
for example bud light tastes like cotton candy mixed with a metal can imo
Need a TV series to start
>>57248989
banshee
These names are the best shit.
>>57248913
>/cgl/ is much more interesting
>wahh underage girls are prettier than me
>wah boys are dumb
>wah girls are dumb
>wah muh periods
>NO BOYS ALLOWED
>what a bitch
>oh god she bought her stuff what a slut
>>57248989
Quantum Leap.
>>57248989
Just finished the first 4 seasons of Trailer park boys which was pretty charming. I think its going to be downhill from here though.
Who /short/ here?
I love the world
>>57248913
Why is the site with lots of girls a board talking about lolcows?
Do they wanna bully Chris Chan or something?
>>57249037
5'10 reporting
>>57249024
correct
>>57249037
>Minnie
You.
do the names change with every post?
>>57249024
only went downhill with season 10 imo
>>57249053
never understood the 4chan obsession with chris chan desu
>>57249056
5'7"
>>57249014
you have to think that /cgl/ is the worst of the worst of girls though
i can't even fucking imagine how vile the majority of female 4chan users are. they're basically going to be like turbo neckbeards
normal girls use more traditional social media websites because they actually have social lives and don't need 4chan to fill that part of their lives iin
i should be asleep by now hahahaha WOW
>>57249044
>Moody
You sure lad?
just realised i haven't been outside in 3 days
time flies haha
>>57249097
fuck off spic
>>57248989
the night manager m8
>>57249089
pfhhhahaha
get to be luis you crazy muchacho
>>57249110
Look who's talking Sergio.
>>57249037
Minnie was the name of the black woman who was my great grandmother's live in nurse while she was bedridden for years after her stroke
>>57249079
Have you seen his sex tape?
He went to high school very near me desu
>>57249023
quality post
Really need to poo but I'm too scared to leave my office
>>57249108
haven't left my house in a week
not taking the piss when i say pooing is the only thing i enjoy in life anymore
>>57249146
>Have you seen his sex tape?
why would I want to?
>>57249086
A lot of /cgl/ are basically normie though.
Their feel threads are mostly friends and boyfriend related.
>>57249079
Came into some Fanta and drank it. Fucked a playstation and recorded it. Made sonichu comics. Maced a guy in Gamestop because Sonic's arms were the wrong colour. Became a tranny.
The guy's a goldmine.
>>57249075
Its turning into a sitcom rather than a mockumentary and it seems to possibly go dow the same route as lots of american shows that it just has too many series with just rehashed jokes in it.
Also, how does the red haired girl protecting corey and trevor make any sense. It doesn't further any of the characters i any way. Julian always having a glass in his hand pisses me off aswell.
>>57249145
fuck off yank
>>57249037
5'11 manlet reporting in
really want to hug a lad
>>57249014
>>57249086
/cgl/ moves too slowly for me to even notice any of its board culture. Not to mention cosplaying as a hobby bores me to tears so I've never stuck around on there too long.
I imagine the girls just bitch about men a lot.
>>57249180
Look who's talking Sergio.
>>57249178
desu its been a while since i watched the original seasons but 8 and 9 were pre good
and i remember season 7 being really funny
>>57249188
*hugs you*
Voting to leave the EU, fuck having Turkey as a member and 1.6 million Syrian refugees having EU citizenship.
>>57249196
*holds you tight and pats your back*
>>57249167
Do you now want to watch an overweight and autistic man have sex with a blow up doll?
Are you gay or something?
>>57249191
fuck off spic
>>57249188
>tfw too slow
>>57249213
Fuck off coon.
>>57249208
That was nice lad, glad we had that moment.
I've fallen in love with a camwhore in Colombia lads
I'm smitten
>>57249241
post face
>>57249212
What about MadThads sex tape or onahole reviews?
who you got in el clasico tomorrow lads
0-5 to madrid imho to wipe out the goal average
if my name is jake I will smash my bollocks
not a brit boo but have come to agree with the way you cook bacon
can't stand getting this crispy overcooked stuff her ein the US anymore
objectively good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbYS5HJOkM
>>57249262
>lel liga
no thanks
>>57249258
I don't want the cunts on here finding her
1 month and 19 days until I'm a NEET again lads.
pretty excited
>>57249086
girls who use 4chan from my experience are half normal, half fucked but always desperate for large amounts of male attention but lack the qualities to gather it among the really elite guys. so they aim downwards and try to be big fishes in small ponds by hanging with guys who would settle for a hole and a heartbeat.
Poo is getting bigger
Really worried
girl i went to prom with is posting lots of snapchats featuring black males
what did she mean by this?
>>57249284
Best league desu
>PL literally has leicester city at the top
saw the cute girl at baker's delight today
we both kept smiling at each other and trying to hold back a laugh. really want her to be my gf desu.
>>57249310
>look at this bullet you dodged
>>57249278
i find that the quality of the bacon itself is the most important thing
the typical bacon you get in the US in most households and in most places that serve breakfast food is oscar myer bottom shelf-tier bullshit
a good thick slice of real bacon is a whole other world compared to that
all this talk of names has got me thinking
why is any lad with the names Josh, James or Kieran guaranteed to be a sheer and utter bellend?
>>57249318
exactly
might feed a fat girl some mdma and shag her
>>57249321
keep us updated, your progress is making me happy
>>57249318
Fuck off kike
having a chortle at /tv/ right now, janitors trying really hard
>>57249330
i know a couple of safe joshes but yeah i can agree on the others
>>57249347
my goal for the year lad desu
>>57249321
which bakers delight? i'll wingman u
>>57249335
PL is the most exciting. But it lacks in talent
>>57249310
>going to prom
I sat alone playing counterstrike in my room. I even payed £15 for this cd/ photo album thing that I didn't know was going to be handed out at the prom I thought I'd get it in school.
>>57249318
i watch a lot of the english league but fuck a lot of the teams are so shit on a tactical level, even the traditionally big ones.
if all other teams keep their managers as is, pep is going to walk to the league title with city next year.
>>57249349
thanks lad
she was working friday during the day which is good because it means she's not in school. need to somehow stomach the courage to ask her out, perhaps find her when she's on her lunch break (which is hard), or engage in some Casanova antics and put my phone number in with my money or something.
>>57249330
Had a good wigger friend named josh back in school.
He was a pretty good lad.
But I agree, besides Kieran since I've never met one and it seems more of a brit name.
>>57249366
>MLS
>>57249377
i went to a small school lad, NOBODY missed prom not even the spackers
>>57249388
>she was working friday during the day which is good because it means she's not in school.
it's school holidays lmao
haven't peed in 7 hours lads
ahh yes the old paki cunt tries to charge you more for having white skin, considering moiving to NI if im honest?
>>57249406
>it's school holidays lmao
what? even in NSW?
>>57249404
How'd you find my gf's twitter lad?
>>57249404
me faintly reflected in the mirror
Wish I had a cool name and a cool gf.
>>57249388
good luck xox
>>57249366
>who is riyad mahrez
>who is harry kane
>who is robert huth
>who is jamie vardy
nice one la
>>57249358
/his/ got Todd Howard earlier
good name GET
ffs it's still the 1st of april for yanks
>>57249433
alri superman
>>57249422
saw it on my favourite website, Reddit.com
>>57249450
good morning thailad
>>57249461
hate yanks
>>57249417
yeah m8 they get two weeks beginning at easter wewwww
>>57249479
Hello Irma
might do another cup of tea
hmmm
>>57249401
>>57249445
btw i literally have no idea what im talking about and have never watched a full game of soccer in my life
>>57249450
shit name tbqh
>>57249486
really? or are you just bantering
australia's a nonce LOL
>>57249503
fuck off nigger
>>57249507
congrats you'd fit in with every other american on /sp/
>>57249515
sorry lad but it's not banter. I really do hate you
did the soviet union kill england
>>57249515
Posts like that are banter too because it inevitably gets a post like yours.
>>>/tv/67749639
What should I study in school?
I need to get out of the Environmental Science meme
Chortle'd whilst reading the beano today
>>57249546
Moots had like three gets now
ever have a raging boner for a woman you know is ugly? just watched a scientology documentary and some woman in her mid 40s kept appearing and i could not tame the beast, even though she was a bit of a hag
curious stuff
why are there no sitcoms anymore
... hello?
lads
>>57249574
tag
>>57249567
pics lad
willy
>>57249564
>still no kevin boyle
>still no bill wilson
>>57249567
that's your body thetans acting up
Can't wait till this """"""""""joke"""""""""""" is over
Bill Wilson get
