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Panther ausf G edition
Post you're tankfus in here.
cara.
Delete this
BoC desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6th_CqdjXc
crayon pop
>>57117367
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRJ_uZClz4Y
CLIK
CLAK
THE
GUNS
are
COMIN
OUT
>>57117161
you realise german tanks are complete meme right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxkhBvO8_kM
;___;
Why do Mums and girlfriends and wives hate drinking so much?
>>57119613
same reason smack heads hate smack
>>57119613
>mums and girlfriends and wives
>hate drinking
They basically sponsor most G&T sales la
>>57119613
uve just got shit ones
heh
>>57117161
i do like the challenger 2
>>57119400
it is for the normies
>work hard
>buy large house
>buy nice car
>remain up to your neck in debt living paycheck to paycheck for the next 50 years
Or you can choose the way out
>live like a jew for 10-20 years
>pay off your mortgage in full
>have a little runaround car
>invest all future incomings
>be set for life
it's your choice la
Just ordered a weed vape lads
>>57119613
Tell me about it. The missus always tuts and rolls her eyes when I crack open a Stella.
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
Unironically despise minorities 2bh
>>57119588
Leopard 2 isn't
>>57119693
its got so many stats too
>>57119694
alternatively: work in the merchant navy, travel around the world in the holiday break, repeat
>>57119746
>tuts and rolls her eyes
>stella
are you sure she's not flinching?
>>57119642
maybe I will next time
maybe
>>57119769
Trinity
>>57119769
was talking about ww2 tanks 2bh dont know much about post war tanks
>>57119664
>gvozdika for 16000 euroshekels
yes please, I got to drive one a few years back and it was fun as fuck
>>57119764
in your water park?
>>57119790
Her reaction times are terrible, she never has time to flinch.
>>57119851
>I got to drive one a few years back
eh?
>>57119866
The lazy river has never been lazier
>>57119886
hes in the FSA
Watched Zootropolis with the gf, dont think im racist anymore.
What's the difference between a tank and a self propelled gun?
>>57119790
V good post
>>57119868
nice
>>57119886
there's some place down in Northamptonshire that you can pay to drive various armoured vehicles around in, me and my dad went for my 17th birthday
Paki girls are hot
Racists just cant get any girls no game betas
just did a watch of the revenant
>>57119934
Would you say it's suitable for an 8-year-old? Thinking of taking the wife's son.
>>57119970
girls are icky and they have cooties
business idea: rent a billboard and draw mohummod on it
>>57119235
didn't think about that
will take a look and see what i can get
>>57119936
A self-propelled gun is an artillery piece, i.e its main focus is indirect fire. Usually with a larger calibre gun, and much less armour as it is not intended for front lines. A tank is armoured and exclusively used in a direct fire role.
>>57119970
You posted this yesterday. Pakis are objectively worse looking than whites and most of their women aren't allowed to date infidels
>>57120006
I read this and thought it was a reply to this>>57119963
>>57119990
I will be doing that this e'en
what does the "dip" part of "dipshit" even mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Xju1Wavoc
>>57120064
it's a meme you dip
>>57120049
White girls are trash
>>57117338
Giving myself a (you)
>>57120024
Can't see a single thing that could go wrong
>>57120064
It's a meme you
>>57120087
>>57120119
>memeposters
ky
>>57120103
good lad
>>57119588
Butthurt, Pajeet Wilson ?
>>57120024
Before I invest, are they are pigs involved in this billboard?
ENGLAND'S BRAVE
>>57120153
he's sleepy > heem sleepy > heem dippy > dip
>>57120064
Short for dippy.
>>57120064
the "dipshits" are caused by swallowing tobacco juices when using smokeless tobacco aka dip.
Similar to the vodka shits, but more liquid.
>>57120199
how did you guess i was the same anon who was confused as to the etymology of heem
still certain heem means analingus
>>57120062
No I wasn't replying to this >>57119963 I was replying to this >>57119934. I actually thought you might have thought I was replying to this >>57119990
https://twitter.com/sakirkhader/status/715201684994199553
me
The EU is openly working to destroy Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q94syUDDhxA&feature=youtu.be
>>57120238
Alri Stephen Fry
>>57120248
It's funny that you thought I might have thought you were replying to >>57119990 when actually I thought you were replying this >>57119963 and not >>57119934
funny old world
bye bye
>>57120247
I have a file on you
Might become an organ donor and then get really fit so my organs are worth donating. What do you reckon lads?
>>57120258
Hope his brakes fail 2bh
>>57120355
This is like 5000 (you)s at once
.
>>57120338
>tfw was going to make this joke yesterday but it's not bad enough for me
>>57120338
based Jezza stepping in to #SaveOurSteel
>>57120338
how can people seriously blame the government for this?
post bare marmoset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2oaflYnqvE
me in the net
>history of drug abuse
>doc won't prescribe me benzos
>fuck him, buy my own
holy shit guys, I haven't felt like this since I was a child
that nagging voice in my head just doesn't bother me, I feel... normal.
all the time I've spent worrying about trivial shit... my entire wasted life...
>>57120373
It's amazing, utterly amazing. He just means replacing white people. "Diversity" as if Europe is some bland indistinct cultureless blob without niggers and pakis.
>>57120258
How did the "diversity is inherently good" meme come about?
>>57120419
I don't obey flags I can't see
i would go back to pakistan if mi6 agents stopped committing false flags there to make muslims look bad
Set myself a goal lads.
I want to climb mount snowden this summer.
Didn't realise that this >>57120338 was a joke until I read this >>57120400
>>57120412
They bailed out the banks, why not hard working, hish skilled British steelworkers?
it's almost like the government is full of wealthy elitists who've never done a days work in their lives and are all mates with the bankers and their bonuses
>>57120494
because it's not funny
>>57120480
Just take the train, lad. Much easier.
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL
>>57120258
hope the UK leaves desu
>>57120480
are you welsh?
>>57120529
says you
>>57120480
>goal
>snowden
literally what, was fuck easy apart from the 500mph winds at the summit
>>57120503
Do you need a job?
t. Editor of the Guardian.
>>57120421
business idea: feed pigeons to refugees
>>57120460
Damn shame so many people seem dead set on crashing an entire continent and abandoning the cultures and values that made it great to replace them with some of the most violent, unsuccessful, and hateful cultures on the planet.
Is your family racist lads? Mine are.
just cleaned my dolce gusto
>>57120660
Do they read the Daily Mail?
business idea: feed refugees to pigeons
>>57120660
umm, why haven't you turned them in yet?
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35928309
Which one of you shat in the biscuit factory?
>>57120660
they hate plebs in general really
>>57120660
My granddad calls black people 'coloured' sometimes, does that count?
business idea: refugee pigeons
what's the best region of france? not going to ask /fr/ because they're french and therefore can get fucked
>>57120603
I'm 230lbs and don't walk anywhere at all.
LITERALLY on suicide watch after that match lads
>>57120700
No.
>>57120724
I guess. Mine says they should be used to tarmac the roads.
>>57120660
not racist
just very anti immigration and eu
>>57120736
alsace-lorraine
>>57120736
the riviera
>>57120737
wew I am exactly half your weight
now that you mention it, you should probably bring hiking sticks or something
>>57120660
Yes and all my friends are too
>>57120755
Um, wow. Please buy him a calendar.
>>57120724
>mfw my grandma said "like those little blackies" once
maybe it sounds funnier in dutch but still
>>57120258
what makes me sick is europe historically is already one of the most diverse places on earth, with multiple languages, cultures, histories etc
by "diversity" all these people mean are disgusting subhuman shitskins that will destroy everything we built
>>57120760
but that's racist
There's literally no argument against immigration other than "immigrants look different to us"
>>57120737
fat cam
that dog is still waiting up on the room :c
he looks a bit sad now
>>57120799
He knows the date.
>>57120814
the smell
>>57120006
"the wife's son"
oh
>>57120771
>best part of france is german
>>57120463
that issue might praps be resolved before the weekend, might praps be not
>>57120814
some immigrants are objectively better than others
>>57120814
silly accents
Really really want another Cobra lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh8GLLOeGHY
>>57120737
it's still really easy
>>57120736
the english bit
>>57120814
get fucked rasheed
>>57120736
french basque
>science ended racism years ago
>people are still racist
>>57120870
well if it isn't I might draft up an exceptions clause
Any lads want to be Playstation pals with me?
(I'm so lonely...)
>>57120802
Makes them sound quite cute.
>>57120660
isn't everyone really?
>>57120921
reminder basque are just irish with a weird language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9klnhyVe0ns
>>57120996
I will bro, wat do you play
Why did you bomb germany?
>>57120926
statistics still promote it
>>57120996
Do you have FIFA :^)
>>57121027
Big Gerry isn't.
>>57121031
>friends with a nignog
no thanks
Where do you keep a tank after buying it? Will it tear up the garage floor?
>>57121038
deserved it yas cunts
>>57121038
Pretty girls were watching, male bravado etc. The banter just got out of hand.
>>57120905
What about this path?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9PSLqvoUU4
>>57121079
in a barn or a basement
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11716177/Second-World-War-tank-and-anti-aircraft-gun-found-hidden-in-basement-of-villa-in-Germany.html
>>57121031
>>57121070
FIFA 15
Battlefield 4
Destiny
>>57120412
It's not our governments fault but it should be reinforced that this is not an issue of market economics. The crisis in steel as with oil is caused by state involvement in the market. The chinese government are absorbing the coat of production to flood the market with cheap steel just like the saudis are absorbing the losses from america's oil boom.
The Uk government is at fault in so far as they are colluding with the chinese and saudis for otherwise unrelated diplomatic reasons.
We should probably stop Tories and market economists when they try to tell us this is akin to a natural phenomenon as if its something like weather that we have to just deal with. Even if that was the case, the government could at least put up an umbrella.
but there should be no mistake this is is entirely the result of state -market collusion.
>>57120162
Have him up there with pigs at his side, remnants of bacon strips in his beard
>>57121122
there were some lads doing crib goch and had to be rescued by helicopter when I went up snowdon
>>57121079
i don't. i immediately drive it into the battle
>>57121156
I only have FIFA 16. :^(
>>57121156
I'd add you but doxable info on my psn. Might make another account and profile just for this sort of thing tho
>>57121156
I've been looking for someone to play fifa 15 with, I bought that because cba paying full price for the new one,
Ive just started playing BF4 too
>>57120996
yeah what's your username? i'll add you now
who /hates their shoal/ here
wish I could swim with the sharks
me grandad lost his favourite chippy when the bloody nazis bomb sheffield!
>>57121183
russians should all be killed tbqh
>>57121138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJcjXC3YRT8
doggy is still sitting up on the roof :c
when are his owners going to come back home
SWIM thinks this thread is shit
fell for the balsamic vinegar / olive oil bread dip meme from /int/.
... And I've got to say I really like it, I definitely r8 it. Don't know what the rest of the day will do. Talk to you again, bye.
>>57121244
get back in your pen you oblivious runt
>>57121254
>bombs rotterdam to shit
>w-why are the brits s-so rude bombing us ;_;
>>57121248
my granddad lost his favourite pub when tojo bombed darwin
>>57121244
I'd rather swim in a school of fish and learn something
peace
new irl gimmick idea: use matches instead of a lighter
thoughts? too fedora?
>>57120812
this
Wish I had real friends to play FIFA with. We could have tournaments where we get to play as one good team and one shit team and drink beer and play rock-paper-scissors to choose who has to play with the controller with the wobbly analogue stick.
>>57121272
the whole SWIM thing is retarded
do they actually think it holds any weight verse saying "I" legally?
I want to read Art of the Deal but I'm not exaggerating when I say I literally don't know e first thing about business.
How does the book read? Is it strictly a business book filled with business jargon or does it read like an autobiography? I just really want to read a trump book
just made chilli
>>57121294
t. herring
mum literally gave me a couple of freddos for my birthday
>>57121352
>was a young brother
>always got the shit controller
>>57121361
It reads like Trump speaks.
>>57121338
it actually tastes better but is too much hassle if you're outdoors
>>57121338
>smoking
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I don't know what to pity more, your lungs or your third eye.
>Sitting here eating some boring and unappealing healthy food
>Keep getting leaflets for kebab shops and pizzerias put threw my letter box
FUCKING STOP
>>57121289
need an iced coffee to go with that
Paki lass at the chippy keeps sneaking me extra food, today it was an extra cod. I'm doing my best but I feel like there's food backed up to my throat and I'm only half way through
>>57121424
what an absolute shithole
have you no shame?
>>57121385
wait, you mean to say trump actually wrote a book by himself?
>>57121352
whoever loses has to suck the other lads willies, yeah?
>>57121400
for my incense sticks too :3
>>57121232
>>57121221
>>57121230
Gotta change up my personal info first, will be in touch
>>57121361
Don't read that shit. Read revolution by Russell Brand
>>57121449
n-no
>>57121424
I bet you're not even obese, If I ate like that I'd be a blob
>>57121454
what's your favourite flavour?
>>57121483
t. Jeremy Corbyn
>>57121448
>“I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades. I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.”
>“One of the problems when you become successful is that jealousy and envy inevitably follow. There are people—I categorize them as life’s losers—who get their sense of accomplishment and achievement from trying to stop others. As far as I’m concerned, if they had any real ability they wouldn’t be fighting me, they’d be doing something constructive themselves.”
Sound familiar?
>>57121464
add me when you're done amer264
who "WHITE MALE" here?
alri
>>57121539
doxxed
>>57121540
wew
jesus fuck how is my room so dusty today, I clean so fucking much
lads imagine if you were around in 1920s germany, youre just some neet that joins the nazi party because hes mad at the world and the next thing you know youre one of the ranking members of a powerful authoritarian country by merit of just being one of the first lads to join the party
FRESH NIGE
R
E
S
H
http://youtu.be/Mltl8fhg7No
>>57121515
I'm tubby but not quite obese
Just got bumped from 19k to 28k +up to 5k bonus
Drinks on me laddos
>>57121424
she's trying to fatten you up so no girls will want to fuck you so you'll never reproduce and her paki brethren can outbreed white people faster
paki infiltration tactics abound
>>57121540
>Celto-Iberian
*reads excerpt from All Quiet On The Western Front*
My Goodness
*Sips coffee*
>>57121523
hmmmm good question I like all of them
if i had to pick one i'f go with patchouli
honestly just going to quit this dairy-free diet shite and start eating junk food and soft drinks again
fucking had enough
good video this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjvfaZIDLCg
>doing a wee
>give my willy a vigorous shake so I don't dribble
>get hit in the eye with a bit of wee
time to end it all tbf
>>57121038
City?
Thought Nürnberg because that building in the back looks like the opera house, but... not much else looks like Nürnberg.
Since sweden started letting immigrants in.
Rapes have gone up 1,472.00%
Violent crimes have gone up 300%
>>57121614
I'm ok with that as long as the free food keeps coming, also joke is on her as I have a mildly unattractive gf to funnel my hog
Eating blue cheese again haha
pretty minging if you think about it
>>57121588
who is this erectile entrepreneur
>>57121688
Think it's Frankfurt.
Lad at work doesn't think he's a hipster
He has his ears guaged, hair swept back, meme beard, two full sleeves of tattoos and vapes at work.
Something doesn't add up
>>57121705
Good
They asked for it. Let them suffer then realise
>>57121634
nice
>>57121705
I want to believe but I'll need some proofs.
>>57121705
RACIST BIGOT
*Puts down Now It Can Be Told*
Brave men all
*Shudders*
3000 years of struggle, war, disease, and philosophies down the drainsso politicians can pretend they're real SJW's, whilst they sell us out to globalists, Kikes and Islamists
You feel that rumbling? It's the millions who died to bring us the first world spinning in their graves
>>57121705
irrelivant
they either see it as acceptable losses on route to Utopia or else akin to natural disasters like animal attacks or floods
>>57121736
up the ra
>>57121578
*deletes all profiles quicker than mark davis*
>>57121753
do you like incense?
Remember when Sweden was considered the closest thing to utopia on earth?
Now look at it. After only a couple of decades.
>>57121757
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/5195/sweden-rape
>>57121812
too late lad or should I say too late mr amer. you've been doxxed and the lidgeon is coming.
>>57121778
HOL UP
U SAYIN WE WUZ PHILOSOPERS AND SHIT?
>>57121829
i didn't even know sweden existed until i came to /int/
i'd heard of the nobel prize but i thought it was in switzerland
doing some stand-up comedy on friday
first GENUINE joke given to me in a (You) will get told LIVE at the PACKED BAR VENUE I will be performing at
I will be recording the performance and uploading it to YouTube also
>>57121778
What a phenomenal post
>>57121705
really dont get sweden
i mean with germany you can all chalk it down to the complete destruction of the right because of guilt associated with nazi germany
even with us and france you can put it down to white guilt stemming from our empires
but what the fuck have sweden done why are they such cucks
>>57121824
yeah but don't burn it too much, would if I lived alone again. Usually go for candles instead. I like jasmine blossom or just regular nag champa.
>>57121812
Mark Davis?
>>57121875
talk about your sex life
>>57121875
Nobody wants to see you spout memes to an empty bar via youtube.
>when you listen to a banging LP
>>57121884
Jew influence and funding is far larger in Sweden
>>57121897
>Usually go for candles instead
yeh i think I might get some candles
>>57121875
How many immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, but they do it quicker, more efficiently and for less pay than their white counterpart.
>>57121875
I've been aware from my girlfriend for a long time but if I'm honest, the only time I miss her is when she ducks.
i showered yesterday and i already smell bad
this is super lame
>>57121847
>>57121912
*plays tuba sadly*
>>57121872
I believe you
>>57121943
*away
>>57121812
found you
>>57121949
Is that because you are so fat and disgusting that you sweat from the effort involved in breathing?
>>57121973
piss poor fire sfx
>>57121875
Stan-up comedy is always cringe, even at the top end.
These people have sat down and planned this shit, and it follows a narrative they control completely.
The funniest people are those able to make situational jokes spontaneously desu.
>>57121996
that's not me
going to make diner at 7pm
>>57121973
if it wasn't an arab i'd assume it's fake
>>57121930
It's the new 'The Field' LP isn't it? Yes it is.
This is a good post.
Haleth, son of Hamma, there is always hope.
>>57122006
no it's because i spent six hours boinking your mum last night haha #rekt
>>57122056
*puts on chain mail while dramatic music plays in the background*
I've never engaged in sexual intercourse, nor have I had any romantic relationship of any kind.
>>57121356
yes
t. poleaboo
Who would you shag if you could shag anyone in the world?
Inb4 your mum
I could vote for Trump and feel completely fine with myself
>>57122126
you :3
>>57122126
you
>>57122069
Well, digging up a corpse must have been extra tiring for someone your size, at least you're getting out and about though.
>tfw you will always live on a shitty irrelevant and depressing island
>the only innovative or interesting thing your cunt did in 70 years is have banks
>you will never live in the united states
why live?
Burning bridges left and right lately
Soon it'll be just me
>>57122126
AnnaSophia Robb but I don't shag outside of wedlock, so we'd have to get married first and then live happily ever after.
>humans have been around for 30,000 years
>had to be born during the last 50 years when the Jews are trying to burn the world to the ground
ahh yes
Morality is a virtue lost among our generation
>>57122205
try 200,000
>>57122168
strong choice la
>>57122205
>had to be born during the last 50 years, i.e. the most prosperous and peaceful era in history
ahh yes
>Morality is a virtue lost among our generation
>>57122139
>>57122140
Thanks
>>57122252
>future (You)s
>One of them is in the past
You absolute tosser.
>>57122146
i feel bad now. i'm sorry i insulted your mum
>>57122242
scots only evolved from monkeys 4 years ago
who /heartaches by the number/ here?
>>57122205
modern humans are at least 200 thousand years old
>>57122307
Nothing wrong with a little post-mortem diddling
>>57122316
>Scots
>evolved
>>57122273
Jokes on you. I posted that just to bait you into fedora posting it
panthers btfo
>>57122347
good song unna put it on next
ty
>Jokes on you. I posted that just to bait you into fedora posting it
>>57122052
It actually isn't. It's the new Not Waving LP.
>57122316
not rising to this bait
warm out
>>57122299
you have to talk dirty to me with your irish accent
>tfw he's been up there for over an hour now
sad for him desu, wonder when his owners will be back :(
>>57122444
To be sure, to be sure
Some of the lads at work thought I was off yesterday because of a "cannabis overdose"
Loving every laugh
>when your feet are aching
>>57122347
That's the old caffeine free gold label, not diet coke.
>>57122480
slep tight pupper
>>57122540
delet
How do we save the British steel industry
*reading my copy of the Morning Star waiting for the shadow cabinet meeting to begin*
*Finish an excellent opinion piece about how David Cameron's abandonment of Welsh steel workers makes him the British Pinochet*
*Chakras suddenly align and I can feel my pineal gland spurting out DMT like a caldera*
*Find myself in the dimension of the leftist machine elves and they are bouncing around, telling me that borders are evil and must be done away with*
*wake up half an hour later with Jeremy and Diane wafting their falafel kebabs under my nose like some kind of ersatz smelling salt*
Bit embarrassing, but at least we have a new policy to present to the electorate.
business idea: train beavers to attack pakis
>>57122406
np lad
One Day You Will Ache Like I Ache
>>57122580
that's a big beaver
>>57122502
>bangtidy.net
what an absolute lad you are
>>57122573
Ban the bloody chinks from selling their knockoff steel to the UK!
>psychoactives bill postponed after govt. realises it is unenforcable
how does it feel moralcucks? you're on the wrong side of history.
>Just ate dinner
>Still hungry
>Had 1400 calories today
Should I have a cheeky second dinner lads?
christ
You lot live such sad fucking lives. Bet most of you accomplished absolutely nothing of worth today
Cant imagine living that way.
>>57122205
>1 shot at life
>born after country got done being the worlds superpower
>>57122635
What legal highs are actually worth it?
hitler looks grim
>>57122635
http://volteface.me/psychoactive-substances-bill-postponed-indefinitely/
> Indefinitely
very good
>>57122636
>1400
teen girl?
>>57122654
Beat a level of Geometry Dash that I've been trying for weeks to beat so, heh, you assumed wrongly pal.
*takes the shot*
*blows wojaks head off*
>>57122679
salvia
>>57122234
europeans refer to the US as America
where'd you go bruv? Venezuela or idaho?
lel
>>57122679
life :)
>>57122649
looks so much like henrick larsson
>>57122769
americans refer to the US as america
when they refer to themselves as americans are they really including Panamanians and argies in there?
the two continents can be referrerd to as The Americas but not really as America, elseways you would normally just refer to north or south america individually
>>57120024
>be 6'5
>go to uni in Canada
>come to lecture hall early
>go to chalkboard, reach up as high as i can
>draw a Muslim caricature
>turban, dirty beard, semitic nose, flies
>point and arrow to it saying "Muhammad"
>pick best seat right in the middle
>sit back as leacture hall begins to fill for my next class
>the class' 40% muslim students take their seats without noticing the drawing
>prof comes in, class starts
>5 min in
>murmurs begin to grow louder and spread
>hijabs all pointing at board
>guy get up angrily, mid-lecture
>goes to chalkboard and tries to erase
>jumps with arms stretch in futile attempts
>can't reach it, arab manlet genes
>starts yelling something in arabic
>his friend comes and pic him, up like a small child
>they finally erase it
>rest of class is either confused at what just happened or angry
>email sent out later that day from uni's culture council about what happened: "hate crime, blah blah"
>do the same thing the next week except with a printed page of the same drawing
>with tape on the back, jump and slap it >7' up on the wall above chalkboard
>they couldn't take it down that time
>>57121361
It's closer to How to Win Friends and Influence People than a serious economics journal.
>>57121424
Think she's trying to hubby you, time to baby that belly
>>57122347
Much prefer Johnny Guitar
