Is your town next? edition
crayon pop
Nige
maisie
>>57122654
Had a short conversation with a qt at work today.
She said she hopes I'm never off again.
riders on the storm
doooo dooo
>>57122733
No.
Hello gayboys
why do europeans say america, when referring the US?
Like which did you visit bruv, Venezuela or Idaho?
Terminal mental illness
What did he mean by this?
>>57122799
Hey
>>57122823
because Americans do it
why do people care about the psychoactive substance bill anyway? Don't most people here get drugs that are already illegal?
>>57122847
beautiful
Anyone here ever get a Facebook call from a friend?
How does it work? Is it just like Skype or something cause I just got a missed one.
>>57122823
Because nobody gives a shit about the rest of the Americas
I can say with 100% certainty that my town will never be hit by this paki shit.
>>57122936
Most people do but there are some spastics that would rather gamble with their life just so if they get caught by mummy and daddy they can say it's legal
poo
>>57122966
Did they leave a message?
>>57122982
Ugly kids?
>>57122936
RCs aren't illegal, but I think the main point is that it's literally the opposite way drug policy should be going according to economists, scientists, sociologists etc.
>psychoactive substance bill
why are non-whites such wastes of space
Made out with some chick with a dick last night.
Thinkin about kidney stones
>>57123014
Worse. Paramilitaries.
>>57123044
was it feminine?
>>57123044
>made out
>chick
FOY
>>57122966
dunno
I have one friend that always tries to call me with it because his phone is fucked up but it doesn't make my phone ring so I always miss it.
pakis get out
>>57123090
Very feminine
>>57123011
No it just says
You missed a call from *Name*
>>57123090
top left bottom right
rest can go home
>>57123150
>not top right & and top row 2nd from the left as well
>>57123046
fucking terrified at the prospect of having to pass one of those one day
they only affect fat people though, r-right?
>>57123046
drink more water
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4clhi7/trump_has_finally_inspired_me_to_leave_islam/
your time is coming anglos
>we wuz kingz!
>when?
>800BC
literally achieved nothing in 3000 years. slavery and imperialism was the best thing to happen to the africans. what would have africa look like now if they never had contact with whites?
>>57123231
definitely a true story
>>57123142
I think it's a video call/skype deal
You could have been more
Than a name on the door *
On the thirty-third floor in the air
More than a credit card
Swimming pool in the backyard
While you still have the time
You could get away and find
A better life you know the grind is so ungrateful
Racing cars whiskey bars
No one cares who you really are
Just popped the most horrendous cyst on my back, the hardened plug shot two feet to my left and stuck to the shower wall, followed by a torrid stream of white muck and some clotted blood
>>57122701
my town is too white/irrelevant to be hit with an asian rape gang scandal, but I'm actually quite close to two of the towns on that list haha
>>57123194
wish I was that happy
>>57123214
no my grandad had one and hes not fat
>>57123315
it's 100% an act
>>57123264
except they wuzunt kangz n shiet
they saw 2 darker skinned characters out of the 3 billion in egyptian art and immediately assumed that they were pharaoes and shiet
>>57123231
>just recently I had joined a feminist group on campus where there were a surprising number of Trump supporters
ah yes, I very much enjoyed reading this factual post
>>57122701
Ah i see fine old liverpool remains correct
>>57122654
sanded a table and chairs
http://www.russianbrides.com/pages/lady/profile/profilepreview.aspx?LadyID=1816140
Think this is an excellent time to ship in a mail order bride while I'm in my early 20's and poor. When she leaves me and takes half my shit I'll barely lose anything.
>>57123377
nice
>>57123214
>they only affect fat people though, r-right?
do you drink a lot of soda?
do you eat a lot of meat?
do you have lots of sodium in your diet?
do you not drink much water?
do you eat a lot of chips/fries/crisps?
do you not eat much calcium?
do you consume a lot of anything on this list?
if so then you're fucked
A friend of mine is in his early 20s and has gone through five of these already, and they were all really brutal, one had to be operated because he was passing out from the pain even with pain killers.
going to make stirfry
putting kettle on now for the rise
talk t'ye agen
bye
>>57123315
women are not capable of being happy
>>57123359
actually there was a brief period in eypgtian history where a nubian dynasty took over the pharohship so they are technically correct, but I think they understand this as well as you do
>>57123377
Did you use a belt sander, the round sander or do it by hand?
>>57123046
i'd like to eat one of those
i bet they're crunchy and salty
>>57123450
by hand since the garage was locked
oversight in father's part
>>57122701
Guys, why do you call them with a generalized "Asians"? I'm sure those rapists were Pakis, not Vietnamese or Koreans.
>>57123420
i drink a lot of fizzy drinks, yeah, but other than that i think i'm good
>>57123489
only cucks call them asians, true brits call them pakis
Update on girl at work I said I was going to ask out:
I didn't ask her out
>>57123516
Thank you, sir.
>>57123527
bad lad
Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.
>OH SO CLOSE!
>>57122936
because the PSB would completely kill the production of most RCs
nobody will sell stuff like flubromazepam even on the darkweb, not enough of a market to justify it. only the top handful of popular RCs might be available after a ban,
>>57123481
bummer, i hate sanding by hand
>>57123511
>i drink a lot of fizzy drinks
literally THE WORST thing
better start drinking more water asap and milk/cheese to absorb calcium into the body
>>57123549
Who am I, Gimli?
Cat is a bit of a melt
my mic cable goes down the side of where I sit and every time my cat comes in the room, he always gets caught in it and meows until I untangle him, even though all he needs to do is walk backwards
Why would F denote respect?
>>57123589
its a meme you dip
>>57123549
a balrog... of morgoth
>>57123589
>>57123575
>getting bantered off by a cat
>>57123575
take a pic next time he does it
>>57123589
>>57123589
You didn't use (F) on msn la?
>>57123420
>reading that list
*drinks water*
>>57123571
was alright, outdoor furniture and it was a nice sunny day so put some choons on and made myself some iced coffee while i worked. going to oil it at some point in the next few days
>tfw drink 3L of water a day
these kidney stones can fuck off back to pakistan
>>57123630
will do haha
business idea: restore the british empire
>>57123623
>>57123631
>paying respects is a QTE
OMG I want to be able to work out little puzzles in order to do it I don't drink this gamer fuel for nothing!
NEED a ladyboy gf
>>57122936
it's the precedent it sets
banning everything that fits a vague description with a few listed exceptions is not something that people should be condoning
We should be free to do/use what we want, and if the government wants to take something away, they have to justify removing it, not the other way around
once a liberty has been given up, you will never, ever get it back
business idea:
round up neet white virgins and kill them off as they are a waste of a perfectly good chance at life
How would orcs even know what a menu is?
having a drink
rice is on
>>57123616
What did you say?
>>57123689
>tfw drink 3 can of pepsi a day
couldn't give a shit about kidney stones they aren't going to get me wahey
>>57123665
are the iced coffee lad from yesterday?
with the teaspoon of sugar and milk?
>>57123703
Bangkok.
>tell someone to fuck off
>they don't fuck off
Been looking for about 2 weeks now
Still no rich internet sugerdaddy in sight
Going to keep at it
>>57123703
Transgrill here. whats up?
utterly obsessed with Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares on youtube lads
>>57123748
no, I am one of his apostles
>>57123711
why wouldn't they?
>>57123711
LOTR orcs are just another race in the universe of tolkien, they are stupid and corruptable but they still live in villages and presumably have pubs and taverns and shit
>>57123665
get a fucking job you lazy cunt
>>57123753
how we feel with every FUCKING YANK POSTER!
DO YOU GET THE MESSAGE?
>>57123797
yeh theyre good
watching deadpool
i hear it's shit
we'll see how it goes
>>57123765
Are you south east Asian?
no pedos in notts lads
poopetually pooper pooturbed poo peeland poofters on poorious pooicide watch
>>57123856
Wait whats the message?
>>57123811
that's all well and good but the Uruk Hai who speaks the line is literally two days old
>>57123842
no
desu stuff like this just keeps me occupied in the time I'm not doing jobbsearch
>>57123885
>pedo
foy
>>57123890
great post
>Britain’s wartime leader, Winston Churchill, was infuriated enough to suggest leveling three German villages for every Czech village the Nazis destroyed.
Churchill was such a lad.
>>57123871
saw it expecting to hate it
was pleasantly surprised
>>57123856
but everywhere is america because america rules the world
me and the gf lads
>>57123901
damn u got me there
no answers for you
>>57123005
>le all legal highs are dangerous meme
>>57122936
most of the legal ones are better than illegal ones
>>57123871
I haven't watched Deadpool or BvS yet
Deadpool seemed extremely reddit and no one wanted to see BvS
why didn't they just fly to mordor on eagles
Bonded with the familia lads.
Done a good deed.
Fire... meltdown
Until all is lost
Can't find no place to run
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
Ooh to close the drawer
Fire... meltdown
Fire... meltdown
Bereft of heart and soul
And my air is getting thin
Can't find no place to run
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
The military intelligence
Ooh to close the drawer
Psychotron
And my air is getting thin
Kill them all ... ooh ... oh you're a god!
If my heart was still alive
Symbol of society today
The military intelligence
And my air is getting thin
Now he's nothing for no one nowhere to see
>>57123966
FONT
>>57123957
>most of the legal ones are better than illegal ones
not really
Warmed up leftover beef & broccoli for lunch lads
/blog
>>57123926
it was still pretty bad
>>57123939
>>57123875
No im irish/english mix.
>>57123885
no but there is a tranny clinic
>>57123925
>killing whites and destroying european architecture
>Churchill was such a lad.
what region of pakistan do you come from?
>>57123957
>most of the legal ones are better than illegal ones
>>57123898
FOY
(it stands for Fuck Off Yank. We in /brit/ are absolutely obsessed with our abbreviations here haha)
reminder that if you have a shit personality you will never get a decent job
>>57123957
Which ones
>>57123966
Bonded with your sister last night lad. Great deed.
>"Yank"
what did he mean by this?
>>57124026
The only people who get good jobs are those with a good personality and a nice face
If you're ugly then you aren't getting past the interview
>>57124026
autist here
I'm 24 and on 35k
>>57123999
Sorry need a SEAsian tranny gf
>>57124026
I'd say that being a politician is a decent job, yet they all seem to be utter pillocks if you'll pardon my French.
>>57124047
My sister died ten years ago and I cope with it by dressing up as her every night.
beautiful evening tonight
going to make a fat joint and take the dog the park
Where can I read Goodnight Punpun?
>>57124087
Too right, 'Arry. Tell it like it is.
>>57124087
>>>/haveigotnewsforyou/
>>57124061
oh you know what it FUCKING means you utter YANKING MELT
JUST. FUCK. OFF.
>>57124093
Give us a hit lad
>>57124026
not really, the more arrogant you are the more successful you will be
What would happen if you tried to take MDMA through your bell end lads? I'd imagine it would dissolve since it's not a dry area
have literally never done drugs before
At 23 bear grylls climbed mount Everest
What have you done?
Poleaboo just finished eating a slice of cake
>>57124026
Reminder that if you have a job, you're just a wageslave, slaving away for both Mr Shekelstein and NEETs such as Poleaboo
if you arent trying your upmost best to convince all your family and friends to vote out of the EU then youre literally a traitor to britain and subsequently the white race
>>57124132
shagged ur nan
>>57124132
climbed over your mum
>>57124061
IT FLUSHED ON THE FIRST YANK
>>57124093
If only I had a qt Tabea Kemme gf to cuddle with
not arogent just superier x) lol xx
>>57124093
D U D E
U
D
E
>>57124132
By 24 I'd watched the film 'Everest' and developed a snobbish, superior attitudes to Western climbers that pay Sherpa's to get them up the tourist trap that is Everest.
>>57124011
still upset about the bengal famine pajeet?
Let's begin!
*haemonica breakdown*
>>57124132
drank till I threw up on your mammy
>>57124132
shagged ur pan
>No fat, redneck, american, psychotic, spoiled brat, wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog&ab_channel=WorIdMedia
>FUCKING
>YANKING
>MELT[ING]
WEW
E
W
Thanks for the invite m8, sounds like a steamy good time
still think I'm missing something here though
leg's a bit stiff
>if you arent trying your upmost best to convince all your family and friends to vote out of the EU then youre literally a traitor to britain and subsequently the white race
didn't see a single other person during my cemetery mope suicidal ideation today
What do you lads know about barrow in furness? Does any lad here live there?
>>57124139
I'm not (fully) white so I'm not a race traitor either way I vote haha
>>57124187
*breaks down*
>>57123550
Underrated post
t. Seaside dweller
>>57123925
Rasheed.
>>57124087
is it err. total cockup, the government
>>57124238
not even a spooky ghost?
>>57124228
Currently in tears, please do not post this.
>>57124139
I don't give a fuck about the white race
I care about me, my family and my friends.
putting a lemon slice in my glass of water has changed everything
>Why yes, I do enjoy k-pop
>>57124124
*throws lit joint across room at you*
there you go la'
>>57124026
Yeah but I'm tall and good looking so fuck you haha
>>57124093
degenerate cunt
i walked past a runt smoking weed outside a primary school at 8 in the morning. what a cringeworthy person.
>>57124238
You have yet to open your third eye lvl. IV
LEFTISTS *plays a guitar solo*
I do not have a girlfriend and it is a state of affairs that is causing me great consternation
>>57124139
yes this 2bh we need to leave the EU to stop all the white polish coming here so we can have more syrian refugees
![ep44-lifeaquatic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kEHf5NQ.jpg "ep44-lifeaquatic[1].jpg")
what is your onion on the films of Wes Anderson
might have a cup of tea
>>57124283
Boris Johnson and a couple of slappers
*taps pen on table and makes a funny face*
>>57124348
>>57124339
tbf I hide my smoke when theres any kids or old people knocking around
>>57124357
Most of them are pretty good
However, Life Aquatic was really boring and I never finished it
>>57124357
Bianco di Maggio
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got myself into this mess. Well, first we'll have to go back a little bit
*rewind sound*
*me as a baby*
Woah! Not that far back!
>>57124351
>syrian
>implying
rasheed.
>i want a gf
lmao
hark at him
>>57124396
>having to hide your hobby infront of people
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFzYr-syNDk
>>57124357
liked life aquatic havnt seen the others
>>57124339
Probably me lmao
Shoreditch?
>>57124357
Bill Murray is a walking meme
that said they are good movies in general
pulpy and fun to watch yet with good attention to detail and generally well produced.
women are awful creatures
>>57124228
the stars just don't shine anymore
>>57124409
Great, albeit limited, gimmick.
>>57124420
its not really a hobby, I just know the older generation dont really like it and its wrong to flaunt it in front of impressionable kiddies
>women are awful creatures
>>57124420
>smoking is a '''''''''''''hobby''''''''''''''''''
LMAO
>mum used to play tennis and follows it a lot
>asks to use my computer since her tablet broke
>sits down and types "T-E" in address bar
>pop ups below include "teen orgy" "teen cumshot gangbang" etc
>luckily she can't type without staring at the keyboard
>completes the word tennis and enters
I'm fiscally nationalist but socially socialist
>>57124455
No
neck yourself btw
>>57124482
>>57124290
Who were better rivals?
maybe Guts and Griffith
>women arent awful creatures
i'm a sheet in the streets but a street in the sheets ;)
haHAha!
haHAha. haHAha!
haHAha
>>57124537
>hobby1
/ˈhɒbJ/
noun (pl) -bies
1.
an activity pursued in spare time for pleasure or relaxation
what else would you call it you mong?
Finally someone let me out of my cage
>>57124538
>not deleting your browsing history or setting it to never remember
amateur
>>57124541
>socially socialist
Rasheed
>>57124538
iktf. worst time to find out that incognito mode doesn't hide what's already in your browser's history.
>>57124538
>not using incognito mode
>>57124642
what sort of naughty things do you search for
Rhythm, you have it or don't
That's a fallacy
doing a think about how many Jews are in positions of power in media industries and finance
>>57124610
a one way ticket to an early grave, pal
>tfw no Julia Holter gf
>>57124687
white man ain't
>a one way ticket to an early grave, pal
>>57124610
a lifestyle :^)
>>57124711
IKTF
>>57124695
you're probably a paki then
spoiled my dindins by eating snacks
think the rice will be about done now
going to do the stirfry
bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfSwt489e4
>>57123302
I had an operation to remove a big tailbone cyst a while ago, they had to leave the wound/crater open. It was probably a good inch long, had to scrape congealed kelly-blood out of it every few days. Annoying desu, it was really sticky
>>57124610
get a real hobby you fucking paki loser, lmao
>>57124538
>dad found my google search of "porn game" back when I was like 13
>managed to convince him it was from wifi hackers who drive around the streets looking for wifi to steal
Thank fuck for the technologically-impaired.
>>57124773
stirfry?
with my rice?
it's more likely than you think
>think the rice will be about done now
>going to do the stirfry
>bye
play it again, johnny guitar
logical fallacy
>>57124592
Only rivals that are remotely comparable.
Would personally pick Yang and Reinhard just because its my favourite series.
