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cara
crayon pop
pish
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTYFBne-wOw
me when i sell /brit/ to zuckerberg for a cool £1billion
tempted to use the cross of st george as a placeholder but it spoils it i think, better just waiting, even if it does take a whole week
Can't stop procrastinating lads. Need help.
>>57117186
Does rent boy pay well?
I jannys can be tits, but why post CP when they upset you, fucking hell.
sick of tripfags in my generals
Bernie
maisie
*Sips tea*
Ahhh
*Goes back to reading The Telegraph*
>>57117269
Rent boy?!
This is from a while back
>tfw like really short hair but it makes me look like a racist skinhead
>>57117266
http://datashine.org.uk/#table=QS201EW&col=QS201EW0002&ramp=YlOrRd&layers=BTTT&zoom=8&lon=-0.9888&lat=52.0491
wew
>>57117337
take the hint
Just offed myself.
Asuka.
>>57117341
never
Conway
What albums should I listen to over the next 8 hours while I do my essay lads?
>>57117322
>implying that's a bad look
*Opens the Daily Mirror*
Cameron and his cronies are at it again I see.
*sips tea with 10 sugars and scratches arse crack*
>>57117269
I do tax returns and stocks lad
You don't want trouble with me
BoC tb.h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6th_CqdjXc
>>57117343
i hope that when i die i'll be reborn as a cute japanese girl
>>57117141
had something to tell u but i forgot
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/6961675/David-Cameron-net-immigration-will-be-capped-at-tens-of-thousands.html
haha remember this from before the coalition
Grimes
>>57117286
Our boy 2bh
>>57117343
goodnite
>>57117398
babbys first intelligent dance music
>>57117378
Deerhoof - The Runners Four
muh steel
*convo with dad on anime comes up*
*hearty chuckle about college days*
*he mentions how anime is good... even the sex ones are good*
>mfw
>>57117378
Bonobo, The North Borders Tour. - Live
>>57117318
nice
>>57117433
dude venetian squares lmao
>>57117420
>Our boy
>>57117447
Pajeet
kind of bullshit how i was born before and will probably die before the age of galactic exploration
business idea: take the bankers bonuses and footballers wages and give it to the steel industry
>>57117433
>not mallbient
In the process of pooing.
just found my house on a 1700 map drawn in prussia
>china heavily subsidises steel companies - the majority of them are only in profit from subsidies
>sell cheap steel
>countries you sell to completely stop producing steel
>china increases the price of steel
>????
>profit
Just resurrected myself.
>>57117451
Introduce him to karen DESS
>>57117435
Those vocals are insufferable tbqh.
>kind of bullshit how i was born before and will probably die before the age of galactic exploration
*Browses the daily mail*
Bloody immigrants *sigh*
*Shakes head*
hate it when girls make this expression
>>57117497
>University tells students Britain 'invaded' Australia
Wew
*points to the thread's image*
AHEM
what's 12+12, eurocucks.
take footballers wages and give it to the bankers as bonuses
Hate it when girls don't have sex with me
What do (You) want for your tea lads?
Might do a Shepherds pie n'chips n' mushy peas.
>>57117590
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdCE1pYp78s
>not listening to Ukrainian black metal
>>57117535
plen
>>57117497
Could have been born just in time to explore the solar system though.
Night lads, I'm dead
Dont even care about this "duckface"" meme, honestly get more annoyed by the silly cunts complaining about it
>>57117624
don't be so ungrateful
business idea: build a railway that circumnavigates the globe, make the train go at the same speed that the sun crosses the sky, attach solar panels to the train to power it, solar panels will always be exposed to sunlight, achieving perpetual motion
>>57117636
absolutely agree. why do people actually give a shit?
>>57117531
Ain't the free market a beautiful thing?
>>57117531
>China increases price of steel
>other countries start producing steel again
woah this market thing is mad
>>57117474
Just wait until he drifts over and takes out one of those mirrors
>>57117389
Don't even bother lad, you couldn't be on my level if you tried desu
>>57117599
one thousand one hundred and twelve
*shags your missus*
and what of it?
>metal
>>black metal
>>57117654
It wont be perpetual when the sun runs out of energy
>>57117584
But they did, and that's nothing new they went hard left in school
>>57117654
I can't see a single issue with this
wish I could walk around 1700's stuart london
>>57117631
the solar system is boring af, no aliens or anything
>>57117629
b-but I do
>>57117674
Its actually very difficult to restart steel production once youve fully stopped, rather than keep it running at a low level the whole time
i bet my ideal gf is lurking in this thread at this very moment reading this comment
>>57117704
>no aliens
not true ive seen one before around area 51
>>57117636
>>57117670
im allowed to not like things and complain about them
fuck you
>>57117654
How do you get on and off?
WAIT, got it. Reusable ejection seats and parachutes.
eating a toad in the hole
yes yanks, a real toad we eat them
>>57117654
How do you get off and on if it's always moving?
doggy standing on the roof of the villa behind me watching me shitpost
*opens copy of Ulysses*
Ah yes, a novel about contemporary Ireland, most enjoyable.
*asks for a cheeky boost of ching*
*licks finger and shoves it into the baggie of coke, with reckless disregard for how soluble coke is and how much you've just wasted by doing that*
>>57117732
and im allowed to complain about your complaining
fuck you
>A primary school in Co. Tyrone is calling all other schools to "embrace diversity" in a "changing Northern Ireland"
>The primary school is over 50% ethnic minority children
Fucking disgusting.
>>57117689
A1 job f.a.m. (FRIENDLY ANONYMOUS MALE)
>Half a watermelon
>£0.50
>>57117778
youre gay and so is duckfacing
*starts kicking runts*
RUNTS OUT NOW
Local dive doing $5 pitchers tonight lads
Going to be a good day.
>>57117720
>pressing the on button in a steel mill is hard
ok m8
>>57117741
>>57117749
it can stop occasionally while the sun's out but then it speeds up a bit afterwards to compensate for lost distance
>>57117698
Are you an Aboriginal person?
>>57117748
Poop on me, slut!
>>57117763
>*opens copy of Ulysses*
>Ah yes, a novel about contemporary Ireland, most enjoyable.
Soon be normie hours
paki's welcome
>>57117846
things are going a moving a bit too fast for me
I think we should see other people
it's not you, it's me
>>57117795
thanks
>>57117835
>while the sun's out
haha i'm a div, i forgot the sun is always out for this train
>>57117833
shit bait
I'M IN THE
SUNSHINE
THE SUN IS MINE
>>57117748
let me inseminate you
which one is it lads
>>57117704
>2016
>still believing in the ayyliems meme
Just failed an exam
>>57117791
>Tyrone
>lambeth in 1666
wonder if there were any blacks
>>57117839
>Aboriginal""""people"""""""
Nah just a well informed gentleman
Reminder.
>make OC
>nobody likes it
It's their fault, not mine.
Had a dream that I was a burglar last night
Cleaned the house out of valuables and woke up before I could sell them
Wish I had someone to split 3 bottles of white wine with rn desu
>>57117888
The one in the bottom corner is safe obviously, you absolute dip.
>>57117872
your loss, my penis 5.7 inches
doing a go a move
>>57117904
>abbos
*shames you for shaming*
>>57117729
there are no aliens at area 51, the nwo wants people to think there are aliens kept there but they actually keep them at woomera test range in south australia
there's a lad who posts here who i called a twat before
i dunno what happened I just let my anger get the best of me and for that, I am sorry
not sure if he's even here right now but I just need to get it off my chest because I've hardly been able to sleep since
Just remembering a funny post I saw on here about a week ago.
Haha
>>57117936
you could do 2 easily lad
>ask mum to make me a bacon butty
>she has no idea what that is
>call her a thick twat
>she asks what im even saying
>tell her to fuck off yank cunt
>go back to my room and cry
>>57117967
Reminds me of an interesting column I read in the Financial Times.
>no slag refugee gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks6LZCTmTMc
feel like a chemist just extracted codeine from nurofen +
>>57117922
>make OC in 2012
>It gets reposted all the fucking time to this day
Feels good tbqh lad.
>>57117946
Far higher than the average, I might add.
post more slags
>playing Minesweeper
>>57117941
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Turn on BBC2, lads. Would you bang Xanthe?
>>57117891
so you think we're alone in the universe? out of billions of star systems in one galaxy alone?
>>57117964
Racist that
>>57118022
Pranked haha
>>57117989
I know but I dont particularly fancy drinking alone
>>57118022
there was no way of knowing lad afaict
>>57118022
Kek
business plan: airdrop millions of watermelons in poor areas to solve world hunger and dehydration
>>57117129
thy*
>>57118009
me in the bottom left
>>57118034
>facts are racist
>>57118019
This one's real pretty I found her on facebook
>>57117946
*takes you back*
Kinda sucks that our generation will be the last to die before immortality is invented.
My new gimmick will be to quote passages from the book, All Quiet on the Western Front. Let me begin.
"He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out amongst themselves. Whoever survives, his country wins. That would be much simpler and more just than this arrangement, where the wrong people do the fighting."
poleaboo is upset that no one is talking about his cuts anymore
18 holes in one day,
Still found time for golf
http://britishlibrary.georeferencer.com/map/nfePcPo0zXnXREhsa7Wu9p/201311071215-96BIPR/visualize
year 1000
>>57118058
I'm giving this project the green light, you have two weeks and 200, 000 pounds sterling to get started, I expect a preliminary report by monday then we will see how to proceed from there
>>57118098
warbands of muslim migrants will tear down civilization and send us back to the dark ages before that happens
discuss
>>57118029
>muh drake equation
fuck off reddit
>>57118022
Why would you even post, there's no way of knowing when that happens
>not playing on the expert grid and completing it in sub 200 seconds
plebian
>>57118100
if you do this I will read ahead of you in the book and post spoilers so consider this your warning bub
>>57118069
Are you kidding me, being racist is racist regardless that's a fact
>>57118100
>My new gimmick will be to quote passages from the book, All Quiet on the Western Front. Let me begin.
>"He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out amongst themselves. Whoever survives, his country wins. That would be much simpler and more just than this arrangement, where the wrong people do the fighting."
>>57118130
yeah nah i don't care about poor people that much
>>57118170
>implying I don't already know what happens
>>57118097
*loves you forever*
*eternally eachother's*
*never spends another minute alone*
*high fiving everytime we shit*
>>57118119
I didn't see where Arsenal plays :(
>>57118154
Probably one of the most incredible and impactful events in history to have been able to witness first hand
>>57118154
carthage should have gone for capture points
>ARSEnal
haha
>The Bell Curve
>>57118183
I feared this may be the case, regardless I will act as planned thus ruining your gimmick for you by overposting it
>>57118215
I wonder how Europe would have turned out had Cartage become the sole superpower instead of Rome.
>>57118228
I've curve you over my bell in a minute
This paragraph is particularly arresting.
"We march up, moody or good-tempered soldiers- we reach the zone where the front begins and become on the instant human animals."
>>57118154
C A R T H A G O D E L E N D A E S T
IN A NEAT LITTLE TOWN THEY CALLED BELFAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBRQM0vErH8
Who remembers this classic meme?
>>57118259
>This paragraph is particularly arresting.
>"We march up, moody or good-tempered soldiers- we reach the zone where the front begins and become on the instant human animals."
thanks for the moneybomb goyim!
>>57118259
Might be the most depressing book I've ever read.
>>57118252
its hardly even imaginable everything would have been so different
*lifts your shirt*
*gives you the worst pink belly on this side of the year 2000*
>>57118304
Source?
>Gary Neville sacked by Valencia after less than four months in charge
>take week off but do nothing
>can't get gf because haram
>listening to kpop is haram
w-we're all gonna make it
>tfw there's some guy near my house who plays beautiful tunes on the flute
feel like im in the medieval times tbH
>Gary Neville leaves Valencia with immediate effect after less than four months
HAHAHAHA
What a cuck
having a bash on the old flute lads
>>57118338
it's obviously shopped
him driving that and risking being spotted would be political suicide
>>57118341
kek what a retard
>>57118386
nice
wew
doggy is standing on the roof looking really excited probably waiting for its owners to come home
cute
>>57118333
*spends several months in intensive care*
leave Gary alone
only place in Africa I want to visit is pic related, Constantine, Algeria, Africa.
looks a bit like Italy
I wonder how Portugal woulda turned out if they built an actual colony instead of plundering natural resources and fucking off again
>>57118363
I hope you're not a paki mate
>>57118436
Rasheed
>>57118411
Post a pic la
sounds totes qt
doggystyle is great lads
>>57118416
KILL GARY
“He fell in October 1918, on a day that was so quiet and still on the whole front, that the army report confined itself to the single sentence: All quiet on the Western Front. He had fallen forward and lay on the earth as though sleeping. Turning him over one saw that he could not have suffered long; his face had an expression of calm, as though almost glad the end had come.”
>>57118436
>not going to kenya for a safari
pleb
>>57118341
Ivan?
>>57118386
play this PLS and vocaroo it
Sash
(BC D ' D ' C B A G)
D' C B D G A B A B A G A B C D ' D ' C B C A
A A A F D F A B C B A G D G A B
D C B D G A B A B A G A B C D ' D ' C B C A
A A A F D F A B C B C D ' D ' C B A G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxJjcdl8Tv4
>>57118436
>only place
Rorke
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SHWAcAPa1D
Gary come hooooooome
>USA fail to qualify for consecutive Olympics for first time in 48 years
Fuck me lads
Looks like it's back to chearing on the ol' girls team for us
>>57118492
>not going to Dakar to rally
pleb
>>57118516
figure of speech 2bh I'd go to tunisia, south africa, dakar, ethiopa and Egypt
>>57117991
>>ask mum to make me a bacon butty
Fucking northerners.
>>57118389
he's lost so he doesn't care
Tried to youtube that video of the Irish wake everyone's going on about. Searched "Farmer Ger" on youtube, except I made a typo and searched "Farmer eger" and the results are Mickey Mouse clips and DIRTY HORSE SEX. wew lads.
>tfw all that beautiful European architecture destroyed in WW1 & WW2
>>57118516
a true rorke would want to visit the site of rorkes drift in south africa to pay respects
>>57118542
>chearing
>>57118062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67ZhnTjlSw
>>57118570
oops
>>57118466
no dox pls
>>57118436
>Algeria
Son, you are retard
>>57118544
What about you mucker anyway?
>>57118560
>level Dresden
>it now looks better than it was
>>57118548
>sand
not for me rasheed
>>57118542
Good thing nobody in this country likes that silly sport
>tfw no gf
>>57118566
>site of rorkes drift
ahh yes, very interesting
>>57118610
How'd he even get up there?
>>57118621
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine,_Algeria
What do you mean retard?
>>57118627
Literally whiter than you mate I'm christian and you likely aren't making you less European
>>57117991
good post
>>57118436
so why not just go to Italy
watching the rebenant
he just got fucked up by this bear
Always see this cute lad with dyed blonde hair walking past my house. Might get drunk in the summer and ask him out.
>>57118668
probably some stairs to the roof on the other side or something
>>57118662
good british men died there you rasheed twat
>>57118636
>thought I was over her
>realise I'm not
>>57118698
Go check it out a report back
>>57118671
>Literally whiter than you mate I'm christian and you likely aren't making you less European
nice english skills rasheed
>>57117996
is this real? fucking hell
did a thing
>>57118610
doxxed u
found out you live in spain lad
>>57118692
I said the only place in Africa I wanted to go to is Algeria. Italy basically is africa
Got medium to long hair on the top.
Getting it cut tomorrow, might go for a normie cut, sick to fuck of worrying about the wind ruining it
>>57118695
>cute lad with dyed blonde hair
*Sips orange juice*
ahh
*Reads carton*
Interesting
>>57118743
no that's not my house is it
we have the same thing on ours, big flat roof with stairs going up there
>>57118763
delete this
>>57118746
>caring about being punctual on a chatroom
b0riing bastaRdZz
>>57118756
love 3pm, best stimulant there is 2bh enjoy
thinking of dying my hair blonde lads
>>57118695
>really cute lad that lives locally I often see on the bus
>tfw he smiled at me yesterday
did a turn into a tomato ngl
>demographics say where i live is 95% white
>if i walk down the high street theres always at least one or two minorities in my sight
doesnt feel right lads
>Normies will willingly sit for hours playing championship manager which is just looking at stats and figures all day
Imagine if they applied that skill to something productive
>you will never be able to go back in time and witness ancient great battles take place
why even live
>>57118804
>no that's not my house is it
C'mon lad
Take /brit/ on an adventure around that casa to get closer to the pero
>>57118693
Was pretty disappointed with it 2bh
Not even close to DiCaprio's best work.
Funny how he didn't win an oscar until they made him act like a retard for 2 hours.
>>57118819
>caring about being punctual on a chatroom
I your sentence doesn't make any sense you down syndromed cunt
She didn't respond lads. Might off myself.
>>57118876
Literally leading you on a literal ruse cruise my dear friendo
>>57118819
ordered it to my uni house for when i get back
not even sure what i'm gonna use it for yet, probably try see if it's any good at smaller doses for work and recreationally too
>>57118693
>>57118865
I found it pretty average
Don't see how it was oscar worthy, just crawled around and moaned a lot
>le he was really in the cold!
Don't care
>>57118853
I reckon it would just be near naked manlets wrestling on the ground for a bit and then running away
England raping NZ atm
imagine living in victorian london then suddenly the underground opens like
a fucking train that runs underground fucking hell
>>57117996
why don't they fuck off home then
>>57118912
its great for function and recreation. Only need a tiny bump too, it feels like really fucking clean coke without heart jitters and shit. I prefer it to coke
It's also forgiving I sniffed 8 grams of it in two weeks and never had a comedown once
>>57118947
They didn't have electricity in Victorian times
How the fuck do you use stamps with monetary value on them?
Do you work out how much it's going to cost to send something and then put on the correct amount of stamps?
Does anyone know the original video for the second part?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IngVO3pN1x8
>>57117141
this 2bh
work qt rang me up earlier then she said shed call me back a bit later as well and when she did i just ignored it
>>57118947
>imagine living in victorian london then suddenly the underground opens like
>a fucking train that runs underground fucking hell
>>57118971
nice, sounds good
>>57118983
people still use stamps?
>>57118973
maybe not in paki land Rasheed
>>57118947
Imagine living in 2015 and realising that 3d printers are a thing, literally makes me think we're living in the future.
>>57119011
Done anything nice over there yet lad?
pointless on soon
>>57119043
not really, family just want to sit around mostly
there's a huge dormant volcano with a big crater that i walked up and had a look at the other day but that's about it
>>57119001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhZTfNaiHA
>>57119042
She will never sit on my face ;_;
>>57119009
why lad
what if it was a booty call you nonse
>poo pealand
>>57119076
Jelly 2bh
Have to meet my husband at the bus station soon
Going to pretend to be a street walker
>>57119043
spain is a shit hole mate there's zero things to do
>>57119137
I can help
show me your outfit
>>57119169
>what is sangria and the beach
>ywn look like young prince phillip
gas me senpai
essex you should check out the OTC drugs in spain you can get really strong cocodamol, diazepam in some places, temazepam, lorazepam, zolpidem,
Likewise Australians also looked down upon the fighting qualities of Americans; most considered the Americans an inferior fighting force who seemed all glitz and brashness. This feeling towards the Americans would be furthered during the Battle of Buna, where Australian troops bore the brunt of the fighting due to American "inactivity", and Sanananda, the final victory. Buna, the fourth major Allied victory in New Guinea, was presented not only as the first major victory but an American one. Sanananda, an Australian victory, was presented as merely a mopping-up operation. The Americans would not acknowledge that Australians won the critical battles of Milne Bay, Kokoda and Gona, were largely responsible for the victory at Buna, and were "overwhelmingly" responsible for victory at Sanananda. Australians often regarded the U.S. soldiers as boasting how they, and they alone, saved Australia.
Hungry as
>>57119235
t. that fucking delusional junkie from Belfast
>>57119196
a boring chav activity
>>57119357
literally no
Is this all there is?
9-5 job
The occasional holiday
A family
Shit tv
Is this all there is?
feel sick lads
>>57119197
yeah or you could want to be actually handsome
>>57119334
fat cam pls
>>57119400
Nah, there's CHOOOOOOOOOONS.
>>57119400
yes fa͏m
>>57119196
>sangria
bit gay
>>57119400
its all they want you to have
now shut up and get back to work
>>57119400
Wish I could be a uni student forever desu.
>>57119526
same
graduating this year, tempted to fuck up so I can do another year desu
>>57118783
Not quite...
>>57118835
Aw. :) You should have said hello.
>>57118662
what are those black people up to by that tree?
