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/balt/
crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erwf4jre98Q
jesus
>>57113722
KONGO
>>57113610
That's not what your claim was.
You claimed that "Nearly every adult over the age of 20 smokes weed", 'smokes' implies that it a regular active habit.
Do you have proof that at least 80% of people over the age of 20 actively smoke weed?
Cara
karen
Thanks, now I want to fap. Was it your plan all along, Nigel?
Considering emptying ashtray today lads
maisie
Asuka.
>>57113776
good lad
Saywhatifyouregay
>628 likes
kek
my gf
>>57113776
Revolting
>>57113763
superb post DESS
>>57113776
oh for fuck sake utter vermin
>>57113792
u wot
>>57113765
Don't even think about copulating with our women, disgusting hairy wog.
I'm in a real pickle
Started dating this one foreign girl and shes pretty but not the type of girl for me, a bit too quiet.
Started talking with her room mate. She's kind of the opposite, not as attractive but got a nice personality.
I'm not sure the girl I do like, likes me back or isn't seeing someone else
Girl 1 still likes me even though she knows I like her room mate
>>57113782
What animoo is this from
>>57113810
bit young m8
>I post with people like this
>these people unironically post anime
I'm off
>>57113776
>>57113776
disgusting
sort your life out
>>57113857
Evangelion
>>57113857
cory in the house
i can defeat anyone with science and logic. religious idiots cower at my ability to outthink them
>>57113843
Threesome faggot
>>57113857
Angels attack.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/non-jews-should-be-forbidden-from-living-in-israel-says-chief-rabbi-yitzhak-yosef-a6957806.html
wew
>>57113751
Frump is tucking bassist..
>>57113870
another normie bites the dust
how does phil mitchells actor pull of being a drunk so well?
>>57113903
weak fedora bait DESS
>>57113870
retard
want a muscular lad to rape me
>>57113776
Does the febreze cover the smell?
can't stop LMAOing lads
might buy a tank
>>57113927
probably gets drunk
>>57113751
oh god i find that guy just as annoying
>>57113927
He's not acting, he truly believes he is Phil Mitchell
In fact, the whole rest of "Eastenders" was invented to accommodate Steve McFadden's delusions
>>57113948
Give me your address and you might get a nice surprise tonight.
>>57113993
o-ok
10 downing street
london
Reinhard.
listening to the tim westwood skepta mix
>>57113982
YOU vapid LEFTIST cultural MARXIST
>>57113977
Insurance is a nightmare, i wouldn't bother
So sad!
>>57113993
need pics and you must be over 170lb
>>57113964
Now now chen, don't you eat these snacks...
>>57113751
>cussing
FOY
need a pregnant gf
>>57114073
good god that's horrifying
How smug would you want a woman to be?
>>57114073
ultra cuck
>>57114093
me on the left
>>57114099
best fetish
Wife has promised to let me sex with her once her son is born
Can't wait to finally lose my virginity
>tfw women seem to have a magnetic pull towards me
Can't even go one day without someone telling me I have a nice smile, nice eyes or getting my bum pinched
>>57114073
>camera is positioned in landscape
>picture is a portrait
Wew lads, feel a bit sick
>>57114056
Lad, I'm raping you, you don't get to have standards. If I'm strong enough to overpower you it's happening.
Now give me your address you little whore.
just downvoted a reddit post i disagreed with >:)
>thaimelt resorting to posting anime for (You)'s
used to actually respect this poster
>>57113917
>Do not murder.
ha
>>57114145
hope your wife sought out a real alpha male to get the genetics for your son that you couldn't provide
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCNyxtaht5Q/
WTF
>>57114073
>how_to_ruin_your_relationship_your_body_and_your_finances_for_life.jpg
>>57114176
its the new one, are thailad is probably at work
>>57114176
it is bizarro thailad not thailad
just upvoted a reddit post i agreed with <:)
why are only sluts attracted to me
i just want a qt loyal gf that hasn't sucked every dick in a 10 mile radius
Literally just deleted reddit from the internet lads AHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>57114157
great response
>>57114257
fuck off spastic yank
about to dig into Nietzsche
I've done D. and Satre some time ago
Reckon I can hack it? Any tips?
>>57114221
makes me think of alien, it's about to burst out any moment
>>57114145
Well cucked post
Going on holiday to Aberdeen lads
>>57114257
when I started dating my current gf she told me she cheated on every guy she's been with before
I beat her to it though, haha
>>57114296
I'm on to your game Cameron
>>57114329
my name isn't Cameron
paki
arrow posting is literally the worst gimmick that has ever graced /brit/
wish i could vote trump
>>57114377
>>57114386
>>57114390
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTTIufr00e0
>>57114386
paki
>>57114390
salmond
>>57114326
>be slut
>fuck every guy you find
>get pregnant
>claim the richest guy is the father
>lock him into an abusive relationship for rest of his life
ah yes, women, very impressive
>>57114411
t. paki salmond
https://youtu.be/fsnqhUuYoFo
>>57114411
agree
>yank politics
>again
fuck off
>>57114326
based
>>57114442
fuck he's so annoying
>>57114450
fuck off
>>57114442
>>57114452
congratulations
Taking the wife's son out for lunch at a very nice restaurant and he says he wants to go to Pizza Hut with his dad. Told him his dad ran away, and that he didn't care about him, and he started crying and told my wife. Have to spend two weeks in the shed whilst the wife, her son, and his dad all reconcile their differences.
>>57114390
>>57114386
>>57114377
arrow posting is terrible. not even funny
>>57114442
>being drunk means youre a loser
wat
>the family comes back despite saying they're gonna sleep over our relatives house
Fucks sake cunts, I was gonna do a cheeky wank in the living room then get high
Going to start watching anime
What should I watch
>>57114583
Legend of the Galactic Heroes, something nice and easy as a start.
Or Cory in the House.
At work lads. Got a call from the wife that our new housemaid is a black male and is currently cleaning the gutters.
>>57114580
>cheeky wank in the living room then get high
>not the other way around
come on lad wank while high is goat
>>57114583
k-on
my birthday today
boyfriend told me he wants to make me cum as many times as possible
going to spend all evening with someone's face in between my thighs lads
>>57114583
k-on
>>57114583
seinfeld
>>57114583
Just pick anything from this list for entry level
>>57114583
girls und panzer
"australian banter" is the most overrated thing going
most of you are unfunny twats who should fuck off
>>57114583
kill yourself instead
>>57114583
boku no pico
>>57113713
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/#BE,DE,FR,GB,MX,US
>>57114679
film subs when?
Anyone up for that group poo?
>>57113776
im guessing the piss bottles were out of frame yes
>>57114664
all of these are gay
>>57114706
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/#BE,DE,ES,FR,GB,GR,IT,NL,US
>>57114753
might go for a poo now
>>57114712
film or OVA?
>>57114761
that's your own opinion desu
>>57113776
>genuinly people who live like this posting on /brit/
cancelling my 4chan posting account
>>57114646
Hbd xoxo
>>57113713
>>57114706
cannot remember all the countries i've visited desu but i think this is most of them
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/#BE,DE,ES,FI,FR,GB,TR,US
>watching any anime besides Pokémon and Yu Gi Oh
>>57114753
i've literately just emptied again, sort your fucking timing out you cunt
>>57114646
Jealous of you both
>>57114822
film
>be an adult
>watch cartoons
cant make it up
>>57114860
Stop peaking so fucking early, we're going to need some sort of timetable.
I'm thinking tomorrow at around 2pm I'll make a post about it.
Remember this one.
dont want to go to work lads
bbc news endorses more kikery again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS46C2z5lVE
good song
>>57114891
remind me in the morning
RKO from out of nowhere LOL
>>57114939
I'll do my best.
Remember lads, group poo tomorrow at 2.
>>57114930
Rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ
might do a cheeky suicide lads. but i don't want to be melodramatic or make a big deal out of it i just want to do it quick and effectively and get it over with
>>57114893
rasheed
Genuine question, why do all white people smell like milk and wet dog?
>>57113751
jesus christ listening to this guy is like nails on chalkboard
*banishes everyone in this thread to the shadow realm*
maybe you'll think twice before you duel me again, heh.
>>57114925
lazy mick
this is why we dont hire your kind
>>57113776
hahahaha fucks sake
>>>/fuckoff/
>you will never live on a rich, leafy, green, quiet Hampstead street in London in a large red Victorian house, posting on /brit/ from the 5th floor in your all-wooden room with your Mac whilst your Range Rover Sport sits comfortably in your view on the street, slightly obscured by the large oak tree in your garden, whilst also booking a hiking trip across Peru for next month in another tab
why live
>>57115069
*grabs you by the throat*
I said back the fuck offf?!!
>>57115069
>implying the power of friendship won't defeat you
Normals win again.
getting out of bed now to go and have dinner
>>57113776
ive had ashtrays like that, eventually they get so full it becomes a careful stacking game, one wrong move and you get ash all over the desk when the landslide starts
Do you want to play a shadow game yugi boy?
>>57113751
nothing can convince me this isnt satire
>>57115170
HEART OF THE CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSS
>>57115095
>>57115112
*believes in the heart of the cards*
*draws his 3rd blue eyes and polymerization card*
heh, try this on for size.
>>57114145
If you're still a virgin she quite literally isnt your wife yet
in the eyes of god
>>57114583
please don't become one of those people
yu-gi-oh went shit after season 1
Actually did desu
Who /reddit/ here? I'm quite a well known troll on several boards
>>57113751
>because using CUSSING children as HUMAN SHIELDS for HISTRIONIC PROPAGANDA is far easier than relying on LOGIC and FACTS
a living meme this one, excellent.
>>57115246
I have a troll account but havnt been puttng in much effort lately, just going for the low hanging fruit
getting some good downvotes tho
>>57115192
*stabs you in the balls*
JUST BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>57115246
>posted on reddit once in an act of satire putting a /brit/ gimmick on /r/4chan
>got banned by somebody and they sent me a message spewing /brit/ memes
absolutely disgusting, one of you cunts is the reddit janny
put your arms around me and tell me everything's going to be okay
>>57115293
>getting downvotes
True reddit trolls get upvotes
doing myself lads
doing a read
Can literal reddit please fuck off
>>57115379
of what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0s2dx3BRQs
good tutorial on doing what this man calls "whore stance"
whore stance is good for strengthening your core. in whore stance you have to pull your abs in and your asshole up to lock in the deep musculature of your core
its called whore stance because "it rook rike you riding whore"
Making an omelette
>>57115399
>I'm not creative enough to get upvotes
>I get down voted then frustrated because there's no way to come back
>finally back to feeling 100% normal today after sunday night drug binge
ahhh based
>>57113963
Not really but it helps. I open all the windows in the house from time to time to air the place out but it usually has a heady aroma of sweat, ash, shame, weed and stale beer.
>>57114758
I've never had a piss bottle, I'd end up accidentally drinking it.
>>57114831
>thinking this is bad for a 4chan poster
The rest of the house isn't as bad as my desk but that's only because I don't spend time anywhere else in the house often.
when we elect trump we'll liberate you from the evil european union
stay strong comrades
>not having all your pay slips and other important documents neatly organised and filed
YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
>>57115440
no i just dont go on reddit, you have to go back
>>57115454
>bad for a 4chan poster
but /brit/ is normie general
>>57115484
>not going on reddit
Tips
>>57115472
>mfw having multiple Dark Hole spell cards in my deck
>microsoft's racist, misogynist chatbot is back
s,m,h
>>57115521
Hmm, I'd wager most of us here are depressed , lonely virgins
>>57115567
hmm nah probs not ay hahah
>>57115567
Australians are the biggest normies on here.
>>57115567
>virigins
Most people here have been to uni. It's impossible to be a virgin after 1st year unless you are actively trying
>>57115521
>come straight from reddit onto 4chan
>declare it a normie board
nice try
Fuck you Mel. Stupid slut closes the Wi-Fi like no one else uses it
thinking about saving all my beer cans over a week and taking a picture of them to show /brit/ instead of just throwing them away. i drink about 7 or 8 per night so there'd be about 50 cans
>>57115567
speak 4 urself
brb need kosher salt
>>57115624
No one cares. It could be months of cans for all we know
>>57115620
>doesnt know about "/brit/ is normie general"
FONC
>>57115624
disgusting degenerate filth
>>57115613
Impressive . I need to step it up then
*puts away Fedora*
abnormies OUT
go to /britfeel/ you runts
brb, the wife's son and i are going down to the barber's for some new fades
>>57115624
>>57115624
do it lad, arrange them in an interesting display as well pls
>>57115662
good point tbf i could be merely pretending to be a pathetic alcoholic
>>57115667
hmm yes
/brit/ is a normie general, it's why I come here instead of /cum/.
>>57115697
this
fucking nerds moaning and crying about shit all the time
beat it
>>57115697
>comes on /brit/
>isn't even british
>>57115718
neither are from /brit/ lol nice try though nc
the majority of canadians live south of seattle
FUG
>>57115795
both are referencing 4chan you fucking mong
>>57115697
this to be desu, thought we were over this "normie" shite once corntwat got banned
>>57115784
nah I'm brit on smoko
>>57115718
so basically normies = non virgins
Why doesn't /brit/ ever talk about politics?
If you're a virgin why don't you just fuck a girl? Not getting it
SEX
>>57115833
Youve been on /brit/ no more than 2 months from your attitude
>>57115868
people who complain and blog about their personal lives unless its clearly a cringe story i think
>>57115824
did the right thing imo
>>57115906
Because politics is shit when nothing is going on, and there is an entire board dedicated to the topic anyway.
>Youve been on /brit/ no more than 2 months from your attitude
What makes a person a normalfag?
Bit bored. Anyone want to 69?
>>57115914
wew
>>57115933
so poleaboo is a normie
I often call people reddit, when in fact I visit reddit every day and maybe more often than here
>>57115981
>unless its clearly a cringe story
>>57115968
are you shaven
>there is an entire board dedicated to the topic anyway.
No there is a board for being politically incorrect, there is no politics board
>>57115956
its just anything that abnormies dont like, the definition can change to mean whatever they want it to mean
>>57115971
LAD
House puts me in a good mood. Let the summer come.
what should I have for din dins
>>57115956
Anyone more normal than yourself
>>57116014
Just trimmed but I could shave if you want.
>>57115906
hownew.ru
judging by these posts, it must be a school holiday
>>57116042
>>57115971
>>57115914
>>57115833
My girlfriend
*checks facebook*
And I
*comments on LadBible*
Went out
*drinks a frappe*
And got high lel
*writes obscure twitter post about a celebrity*
>>57116065
post pics
>>57116060
Chicken teddies
Why even ask?
>>57116088
all me
*Clock ticks in background
Ahem
*Flicks to next page of The Financial Times
The darkie from walking dead might be the ugliest creature I've seen
>>57116104
not talented enough to make teddy bears out of chicken
>>57114073
BRED
>>57116119
>ugliest creature I've seen
don't you mean that FAS victim from Game of Thrones
>>57116117
*clock ticks in background*
ahh yes, hello Ahmed. I see you have your briefcase.
eating an omelette
>>57116117
>not using the online edition
fuck off treekiller
Might move.
yeah lets send all "off topic" stuff away
politics to /pol/
any mention of food to /ck/
any mention of music to /mu/
any mention of technology to /g/
any mention of clothes to /fa/
any mention of anime to one of the many boards
any mention of fitness or diet to /fit/
abnormie shit to /r9k/
going on holiday to /trv/
and the list goes on
>>57116190
You can live with me desu :3
>>57116172
>implying Dormer isn't cutie as fuck
>>57116190
are you that skeleton trip who worked in tescos
>>57116190
not for 3 turns, heh.
>>57116095
But I want to see the look on your face when you see it for real.
Being very rude today
>>57116209
What does that leave us with? Slagposting and moaning about abnormie shit?
>>57116261
Its the slippery slope that ends up with nothing left after we send politics away
>>57116210
Only if you become a girl for me.
>>57116223
no, I'm from the before times
>>57116227
*casts dark hole* pssh see you in the shadow realm kid.
>>57116227
good post
>>57116190
Hang on, hang on, I haven't moved yet. *moves pawn forward two places* OK go on.
>>57116217
you're right, he is
having an asthma attack
having an autism attack
>>57116258
You should stop then, before you hurt someone's feelings
>>57116334
Not you're not you fucking hypochondriac.
Having a wank attack
doing a naughty
>>57116322
Strongly considered making a similar post to this.
having an autsthma attack
>>57113713
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/#ES,FR,GB,GR,IT,TR,DO,US,EG
>>57116334
*passes you an inhaler*
>>57116395
not an argument
>>57116377
I can't help myself
>>57116389
>>57116322
>tfw don't get the joke
Attacking an asthma
https://www.amcharts.com/visited_countries/#GB,PK
>>57116381
>>57116413
dunno whats going on desu but ive been sort of short of breath all day, when i breathe in it feels like im not filling my lungs as much as i can
just been really unsatisfying half-breaths all day
borrowed mummys inhaler an hour or so ago but nothing has come of it
https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/714855869406687235
Gervais fatwa when?
>>57116462
is that sershie
>>57116467
Have a cigarette to clear your throat.
made some oc for the next thread. took longer than it should have.
>>57116475
more like Gervais fat twat
>>57116462
poor girl :(. oh well i'd still shag her
>>57116462
man in drag
>>57116467
maybe you have a chest infection
or anxiety
>>57116442
Natalie Dormer is SO ugly she looks like a man haha
>>57116475
pretty good tweet
>>57116475
was that a subtle rorke tweet
cant even yawn properly
>>57116489
throats clear as day, just cant inflate my lungs properly
its as if im trying to blow up a balloon but ive only got my mouth around half of the bumhole
hello my friends
>>57116492
admitting it took too long
don't do this no-one has to know
cold out
>>57116533
>Ricky Gervais
>Subtle
>>57116533
>subtle
>Ricky Gervais
he's a bit of a cock desu
FUCK
OFF
having a go
>>57116538
Would consult a professional desu lad. My cousin had an issue like this and one of his lungs collapsed and he had to have it re inflated, could just be anxiety or fatigue though so try not to worru.
>>57113698
stop posting pics of her you silly cunt thats my gimmick
>>57116592
>>57116577
have not got the slightest clue who he is
>>57116614
>implying that you aren't OP
Alri there Paddy McGuinness
>>57116630
Is this a subtle third eye post?
The irish lad is replying to his own thread again
>>57116604
cripes
could he still breathe with the one lung?
reckon i'll put it down to fatigue desu because i've been up since 2am and my sleep schedules been all over t'place
edit: have just managed a successful yawn
Anyone else absolutely fucking despise Ricky Gervais as a person?
>>57116630
... have you never seen Life's Too Short????
>>57116648
He isn't
>>57116060
answer my FUCKING QUESTION
>>57116673
Yeah he's a fat knob
no likey no lighty
Just woke up
>>57116600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQ67IjpAbQ
>>57116674
>>57116649
can you just answer me
was that a rorke tweet
>>57116673
ya
not even religious really but his intolerance towards the religion that built our civilisation is just absolutely infuriating. Wish he'd go after Islam.
>>57116670
He could still breathe, but he went to hospital and they drained then re-inflated his lung, best thing to do is to not do anything strenuous, and to keep an eye on it, and if it gets any worse call a doctor and talk to your mum about it.
What's your height and build by the way?
doing a cold
>>57116709
think he lost weight tbf
>>57116729
maybe
>>57116729
Yeah.
>>57116501
really how did that guy get above the B-list
he's the vapidity of bill hicks, the unfunnyness of russell howard and the pompousness of eddie izzard all in one
>>57116673
The Office was the only good thing he ever did
Derek was one of the worst programs I've ever seen
>>57116743
5'1 and quite slight
tb completely h its happened before and gone away overnight, just have never taken so much notice until now
how can i go about destroying the british economy?
>>57116740
scroll up lad
>So it says here that your third eye is calcified, care to explain?
>>57116816
Tax their tea
We should've done this long ago as an act of retaliation.
>>57116799
He is pretty B List 2bh
>>57116806
The podcasts/XFM show are good too.
>>57116815
>5'1
You better be in London.
But apparently this sort of thing affects taller and slimmer people more often.
UKs main sources of immigration, numbers are per year
>>57116815
>5'1 and quite slight
Please be a bender
>>57116815
are you a qt girl
Give yourself a hug
Nobody's gonna take that away
There's nothing wrong with making it all OK
>>57116882
>No Canada
>No Bulgaria
hmm
going at it with both barrels now, will have more than to know what to do with
if this kid will get his act together mind; its been 3 days now i mean look at this sincerely
>>57116882
>Australia: 29,000
>>57116882
>Chinese immigrants
And Cambridge is responsible for just like half of that
Going to impregnate the poster below me (by force if necessary)
>>57116912
bloody hell just how new are you
its bucks for goodness sake
>>57116939
>MAIN sources
think its only the top 15
Business Idea: Open a sandwich shop that uses bagels for the bread
I'll call it, Bagel Sandwich Shop
been looking at old maps for 2 days now
http://britishlibrary.georeferencer.com/map/HMJ9CCCsEntU8vFO2hHCLA/201310292315-Rv8wLK/visualize
hello britain
>>57116815
>5'1
Howling
>>57117010
gas yourself
>>57116981
Haven't had my reddit flag on all week 2bh, i've missed all the goings on.
>almost go in the sauna
>don't want to become the next zyzz
fuark
>>57117010
end yourself paki
>>57117047
same ;^)))))))
>>57117054
nonce
>>57117054
good post
>>57117047
bad post
>>57117044
>>57117072
mean posts
>Tfw £25 an hour overtime
excited for the new thread so i can post the same frog pictures again
Want to die without all the complications of ceasing to exist
muh tony blair floodgates
>>57117122
>tfw come into work when you want
>earn as little or as much as you want
>go home when you want to
>earn more than 99% of people
feels good man
>>57117123
Love frog pictures
>>57116933
might have a wank
>>57113977
No wonder 3rd worlders buy old tech
This will be the M1A1 Abrams; Amarta's in 70-100 years
