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There literally exist Pakis that have accents like the Wurzels Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onOJ-QgXY0
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crayon pop
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our nige
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After these "Islamic" terrorists attacks occur, our biggest concern should be the Islamophobic backlash faced by our peaceful Muslim community.
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You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?
What's the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?
What's the point in saying you love me like a friend?
What's the point in saying it's never gonna end?

You're too proud to say that you've made a mistake
You're a coward 'til the end
I don't wanna admit that we're not gonna fit
No, I'm not the type that you like
Why don't we just pretend?
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dara
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Men like Jamie Vardy only come around once a generation.
A truly inspirational British gentleman.
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Press the middle button loads of times

Also the powerful machine argument is useless and I will be in the squad for the first time in the UK everyone has a lot of people who are over 16 and still think music with guitars is cool with you to the gym and some sunbeds the same time as the one you have a good time
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West Country takeover thread time lads
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>>57110682
>chats shit
>gets banged by the dutch

lmao
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>changing PCs soon
>going to lose all my squid images
F*CK
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*puts down the Guardian*

Well, that's sorted lads. I'm a racist, bigoted, xenophobic, straight, privileged white male and so are you.
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Left pocket lettuce right pocket relish
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What is this 'love' you humans are so fond of
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>>57110688

drink up thee cider
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>>57110701
are jamie done his bit not his fault if there's a bunch of muppets at the back
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>>57110682
A convicted racist like Jamie Vardy should not be representing England on a national stage. Especially not our football team, which is delightfully multi-racial.
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>>57110637
Cheryl tbqh boys
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>>57110685
>the powerful machine argument is useless

This
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I hugged a girl once and felt her boobies on my chest heheh
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>>57110688
>welsh dragon
why
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A Trump aide lightly pushing a nuisance reporter out of the way is a huge news story
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>>57110729
did you not see the passion when he hugged his fellow (black) Englishman in the webm?
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>>57110704

dumb squid
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>>57110734
all the girls I've hugged have had small boobies that you can't feel
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>>57110731
>went black
>came back

Racist
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>>57110773
I thought you were going to stop posting
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I've never hugged a girl haha
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>>57110731
didn't she get ridiculous tattoos all over her arse
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>>57110704
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>>57110761
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White Iverson
When I started ballin I was young
You gon think about me when I'm gone
I need that money like the ring I never won
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>>57110735
>Welsh Dragon
That's the Somerset, Anglo-Saxon dragon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Somerset
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>>57110800
Nah, my jizz isn't a tattoo
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>>57110820
cuck
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>>57110784
Why
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>>57110704
back them up then lol
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>gf buys you 'extra long lasting' sensitive killing condoms

Surely a hint?
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>>57110815
>>57110820

dumb squid
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*kisses you*
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M-U-S-L-I-M
One billion strong, all year long,
Prayers to Allah even in Hong Kong
Can never be wrong if we read the Qur'an
Cause it's never been changed since day one.
Others may brag, say that we lag,
But they don't know all the power we had
The power we had, the power we have
So Muslimoon don't you ever be sad
Take many looks, go read their books,
You'll see all the facts that your friends overlook,
So always be proud, you can say it out loud
I am proud to be down with the Muslim crowd!
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
They look at me strangely
Like I emit some type of energy
That draws Kafirs - disbelievers towards me.
Thinking to themselves what makes him different from me.
Is it the hair, the clothes or maybe the food he eats,
What could it be, that make thug cats, stand at attention,
His demeanor's peaceful but on his face it's clearly written that,
This aint the sorta brother caught up in this and that
Running streets carrying heat yo he aint into that.
This brother must live by some type of criteria,
To make it to the average cat quite superior
So maybe one of these days I get near enough
Play like Nancy Drew on this mystery and clear it up.
So listen up if you think this is strange,
Cause these the type of thoughts that use to run through a new Shahada's brains
and I bear witness to the one with 99 names, InshAllah I will always remain.
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>>57110890
Wear it inside-out and you won't even have to wake her up ;)
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going to drop the kids off at the pool (again)

second time today
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can't believe people like anime

So sad!
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>>57110908
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
Don't know about you, I know about me,
I'm proud because I'm rolling Islamically
Everywhere I see, even on TV,
People talking trash about the way I be.
But what they all hate, is if we get great
Cause we're the only ones with our heads on straight
Don't ever frown, or your head looking down,
If you read the Qur'an you're the best in the town.
Y'all have doubt say- we have no clout
But-within-a-few years see how we've come about.
Were back on the scene, The number-one deen,
I'm proud to be down with the Muslimeen!
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going to drop the wife's kids off at the pool
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>>57110877
I can't because if I put them on a memory stick any viruses on my computer will go into the memory stick and then come onto my new one
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https://haveibeenpwned.com/

wew, website tells you if your email/data has been stolen or sold
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>>57110937
not hard to tell which images have viruses in them lol
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>>57110915
Me arl fella used to say he was going to drown a few niglets

Absolute madman!
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>>57110937
wait so these images are contaminated?

what the f*ck mate you could've told us
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>>57110800
Nah, she just sat on a painting for too long.
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>>57110908
>>57110934
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>>57110800
Gone a bit skinny as well now but I'd still give her a decent 5 secconds
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>>57110950
>tfw both accounts are safe and one of them is a single four letter word
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>>57110982
what the fuck
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>It's your turn m8
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well good morning
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>>57110937
are you actually retarded
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>>57110982
oh god
you can take the lass out of newcastle... something something
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>>57110937

Why do you think you've got viruses on your pc dumb squid?
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>>57111006
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>>57111037
>dont talk to me my wifes son's son, or his son ever again
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>>57111049
Arse is actually a disgusting, cringy word
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>>57111029
you can take the lass out of newcastle but you can't WHY AYE PET LIKE YA KNOO OUR CHERYL MATE WHY YA GONE AN GOT A FLOWAH ON YER ARSE LIKE
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>>57111071

fuck off yank
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>>57111071
fuck off yank
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lolly pop, lolly pop
oh lolly, lolly pop
lolly pop, lolly pop
oh lolly, lolly pop
lolly pop!
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>>57111049
I don't like the word arse. Bit too guttural for me. A man has an arse, a bird has a juicy ass
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>>57111071
fuck, off, yank?
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>>57111049
janny will do his nut in over this one lads
he'll hit the bloody roof so hard the gasket will come off

>>57111071
fuck off yank
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>>57110965
how can you tell
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>>57111071
yank detected
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>>57111071
foy
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>>57111071
FOY
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>>57111112
if it's anime then it's undoubtedly been in contact with skeevy nonces, so you better delet it
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>>57111112
close
>>57111111
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"Man United" kinda sounds like a gay bar lads
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nice (You) catch

stupid insects
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Thanks for all the (you)s lads. Don't even realize you were being played
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>>57111112
forgot how exactly lol but someone tried to send me viruses disguisted as images once and they stick out like a sore thumb lol
you'll know it when you see it
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>>57111186
So does Man City
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me bird
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>>57111186
it is
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>>57110965
>>57111112
>>57111201
utter mongs
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really want to die lol
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Is Sean Connery immortal?
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>>57111224
wew
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>>57111195
I've realised that you are a literal yank living in London, things are begining to piece together now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn7UssZZ-EU

anybody.. can make one...
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>tfw giant river stretching through london
>has all been built over, no traces of it left

reee
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>>57110682
Memes aside that finish was 10/10 and he's a genuinely top player.
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>>57111283
>west mids

sorry I don't speak Urdu
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you just don't get white girls like this
they're all plain janes
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>>57111323
Someone doesn't play real football. That's not that impressive, just a flick. Hardly 10/10 lmao. Put on a plate by Clyne
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loT6JAvGWLo

absolute choon

19th century australia would have been a fascinating sight to see.
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need some life advice
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think this girl on tinder is ignoring me haha
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>>57111355
To do it in that context though, against the best keeper in the world.
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>select all food captcha
>tfw can't even select more than one as I'm an uncultured swine

bad feel
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>>57111357
fuck off yank
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>>57111351
Why is that 40-year-old man wearing Mascara?
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>>57111357

go on

but make sure to fuck off afterwards
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>>57111323
>>57111355
Sport fans kindly fuck of

Imbeciles
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>>57111049
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>>57111375
The context being a friendly game? Doesn't matter who the keeper is, had no impact on anything
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matched with some spanish lad on tinder but he's fuck ugly haha
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We're getting the "evil colonists" treatment again lads, this time from Australia itself :/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35922858
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>>57111395
Should I stop trying to understand why we're here and what it all means or should I keep pressing on in this endeavor?
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>>57111403
>be /brit/
>talk about politics
>NA NO POLITICS
>talk about sports
>NA NO SPORTS
>talk about pakis
>NA FUCK OFF RACISTS

can't win
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HE'S HERE
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>>57111296
there's a few subterranean rivers in london
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>>57111409
just got in

what was it
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anime images are not viruses
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>>57111467
cp
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heads down lads heads down
the unpaid one is here
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what if there is more than one janny
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>>57111435
w-why did you swipe right then :c

>>57111467
if you had 4chan x then it would have auto loaded it from the archives for you, you plen
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>>57111450
Talk about politics and paks by all means
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>>57111450
if the discussion wasn't so fucking brick-wall insufferable there wouldnt be a problem
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>>57111445

Keep pressing on, very little comes from pondering these questions.

Keep only the practical in mind.
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>>57111467
use the fucking archive you fucking baby
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>>57111473
Is there somethiong wrong with your fucking head? she's boot ugly
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>>57111477
heads down thumbs up
*looks at your shoes from the corner of my eye so i know who squeezed my thumb*
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>>57111357
DON'T STOP NEVER GIVE UP
HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH WHEN IT GETS ROUGH
SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT YOU HAVE GOT
BRING IT ALL BACK TO YOU
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Chorus
I am not afraid to stand alone.
I am not afraid to stand alone. If Allah is by my side
I am not afraid to stand alone. Everything will be alright
I am not afraid to stand alone. Gonna keep my head up high

Single mother raising her children
Now she’s a Muslim
Started praying and wearing a headscarf
Was a healing for her heart

Struggling with no one to lean on
But with prayer she would be strong
Got a job but then she was laid off
Got a better education and it paid off

Got a call for a job that she dreamed of
Close by, great pay -she was in love – they said…
They brought her in, said she’s the number one pick
You got the job, but you gotta lose the outfit”

It’s a tough position that they put me in
Cause Ive been struggling with my two children
But I’ll continue looking for a job again
My faith in my religion now will never bend

Chorus

Peer pressure, they were insisting
And I was resisting
Some days I felt I would give in
Just wanted to fit in

I know when I’m praying and fasting’
They be teasing and laughing
So I called to my Lord for the power
For the strength every day, every hour…

Then one day there’s a new Muslim teacher
Single mom and the people respect her
Just seeing her strength I get stronger
They can break my will no longer

You don’t see me sweating when they’re jokes’re cracking
Never see me cussing’ with my pants saggin’
I aint never running yo I’m still standing
I ride with Allah to the very end

Chorus

I am not afraid to stand alone…

Now, I’m a tough one, who can bear their blows
The rest play dumb, they don’t dare say no
Scared of being shunned, but its clear they know
I aint never gonna run, I aint scared no more.
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>he doesn't like football

r45h33d
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>>57111537
>he moves to a different country

JF
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*whispers quietly*

just be careful lads, he's could lose his nut at any moment
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>gran comes over to tell me that I had better find a job, any job, as soon as possible because my mum is "struggling with money"

yeah alright gran very helpful thanks. If she can't afford to live she shouldn't have had children, not hard is it?
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>>57111537
Honestly can't imagine being one of these people. It's literally the best thing in the world
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>>57111537
who do you support?
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>>57111537
Fucking right i don't, its the most boring sport ever

90 mins can go by without either team winning a point

What's all that about?

So sad!
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The Janitor? oh, you mean janny...

...Yeah, I can tell you all about him..
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MAN KICK BALL???!!!!

MAN KICK BALL!!!!!!!!
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>>57111590
Leeds cos i'm hard
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northerners will never achieve this level of civilisation
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wtf i hate 4chan now
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>>57111580
Get a job you loser
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>>57111587
lol no
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>>57111614
literal scum
>>57111616
>emirates
rasheed
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>>57111528
Man, these sisters be resolute
Never stressed when the rest say they wasn’t cute
And the get the respect of the other youth
Come best with the dress yo and that’s the truth

These sisters are strong gonna hand it down
So me I’m a brotha gotta stand my ground
I aint gonna shudder, when the gangs around
Peer pressure whatever, its my planet now

Others may fall, I’mma hold my own
With Allah’s help I’ll be strong as stone
And I’mma be brave and let Al Islam be shown
Cause you I know I not afraid to stand alone
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really want to die but the coppers confiscated my sharp rock
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What should I do for my cardio today?
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>>57111616

you can use your oyster card on that

p. based
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quite obvious easter holidays are in full swing haha
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>>57111640
You can use any contactless tbf
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>>57111638

swim
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listening to the corries lads
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>British """"beer"""" is either ale or bitter

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>57111511
Alright, good advice
I'm off now
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>>57111629
>force employers to hire you!

not helpful
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have never used a contactless card to pay for something

have never swiped it in the slot on the card machine either
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>>57111616
>When southern say baaaarth instead of bath
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gf unironically quizzed me on the names of the members of S Club 7 the other day and was disappointed I couldn't name all of them
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makes me want to go to scotland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEcULXOpGc
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>>57111659

>contactless

le no thanks face

the amount of people getting scammed by it in busy areas is ridiculous, all you need is a Chip & PIN reader
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>>57111403
>in /brit/

newfag pls
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>>57111682
Swiped my card on your mams slot
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>>57111674
>German wheat """beer"""
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>>57111683
YE AM HAVEN A BAF

LE BAF

Northerners are so fucking uncivilised, straight from the fucking jungle
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more music like this please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAotWVmVRS4
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>>57111682
>have never swiped it in the slot on the card machine either
don't know what this does desu

is it like contactless?
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>>57111693
Lmao
>he believes this
Fuck off Facebook. You can't get one of those readers unless you are a registered business, then even if you falsify that, the money has to go to a bank account which is ridiculously easy to trace

You'd get away with it once
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>>57111681
Get off your arse and do some work you lazy sod
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want crayon pop lad to die horribly t b h
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>tfw northern/southern mongrel
>tfw say "harf pAst three"
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>>57111705
kys
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>>57111674
served warm too

fucking barbarians
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>>57111736
That's how all yanks do it
You just have to sign the receipt
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>>57111687
can only remember jo and bradley and tina and rachel desu
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>>57111736
it's the signature thing
what was used before chip and pin
yanks still use it i think
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>>57110890
>gf makes you wear condoms
howling
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>>57111674
both are fedora tier
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hello do i need a passport to post here
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>>57111727
What, shit?
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>>57111742

had m8s done by it already tbqh
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>>57111798
>yank

Fuck off
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>>57111798
yanks out
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>>57111682
only ever done a swipey a couple times
use my contactless all the time though, get into the 21st century grandad
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>>57111798

>implying you have one
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u avin a gigle mate
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>>57111721
>typical southerner
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>>57111808
Sure you have pal. No actual arguments to my points, just some made up evidence
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>british "architecture"
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>>57111808
no you don't
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either a hard frap or someone is in the process of JUST'ing themself
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>>57111828
>use my contactless all the time though, get into the 21st century grandad

enjoy being robbed, fuckhead
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>>57111836
he looks northern as fuck
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*puts down the Economist*
*picks up shandy*
ah yes, very nice.

*picks up FT*
*checks stocks*
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>
When will ball finally kick man?
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>>57111872
Facebook
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>>57111883
They do Soviet Russia
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>>57111883

in soviet russia
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>>57111854
>>57111843

i have, and what's more is if your card is stolen/you lose it they can buy whatever the fuck they want (up to 30 quid) as many times as they want, and getting your money back from the bank takes a few days

contactless a shit.
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>>57111860
What does JUST stand for?
I missed out on that meme
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>>57111912
>>57111919
Reddit
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>>57111926
just fuck my shit up
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got a lovely seeded farmhouse loaf here, but everytime i try to butter a slice, it falls apart

Any tips?

So sad!
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>>57111872
>people are being robbed!
>share this link to help stop people falling for the contactless scam!
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>>57111912
>>57111919

hello redit!
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>>57111912
>>57111919
shouldn't you be in school
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>>57111926
how do you miss out on an entire meme? where were you for a good year?
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>>57111921
Still no actual arguments or proof. So a registered business stole your money and put it in a registered account?

Like stealing a car and driving it to your house lmao
>>
>>57111950
Warm your butter
>>
>>57111939
>>57111964

its a 4chan meme, newcunts
>>
>>57111950
Toast it
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>>57111926
Jewish untermensch still talking
>>
>dad and I always chop up firewood when we've got nothing better to do
>filled up like two gurt sheds full of it on our land
>could barely sell it for a long time, just a crate here and there
>felt it was pointless to keep chopping when it was already coming out our ears, but we kept going at it anyway because he wanted to
>today he sold a big fat chunk of it to a hotel and made loads
see yung uns? should always trust in your parents.
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>Brits claim Irish or Scottish whiskey for their own
>>
>a classic old joke is now ""reddit""
Get fucked, you stupid little brats
>>
>>57111988
Doesn't mean it's not reddit now
>>
>why yes I am in a committed relationship in which my gf makes me wear condoms
very very nice
>>
wish I could wander around victorian britain

perhaps visit the outskirts too, which are now heavily built up
>>
>>57111974

>Still no actual arguments or proof

ah yes let me download 2 of my friend's bank statements, and post a vocaroo of their recorded conversations with the bank.

fuck off you actual shill.
>>
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>>57111943
*mwah
Thank you you beautiful Aussie
>>
>>57111988
ah, my apologies. I should know my meme.com
>>
>>57111999
wilhelm ii also had an autistic obsession with chopping firewood
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>>57111891
>>57111939
>>57111954
>>57111964
>>57111966

far too easy
>>
>>57112009
saying reddit is pretty reddit these days tbf lad
>>
>>57112007
A joke used by 12 year olds you fucking child
>>
>>57111980
Your mum warms my butter if you know what i'm saying
>>
why does chicken ceasar sauce taste like hemp
>>
>>57112003

the irish invented it

the scots improved it.


whiskey is absolutely shite anyway
>>
>>57112017
>2017
>still can't dispute the bank account and business stuff
>>
Making jam and ham toast lads
>>
what the fuck is this tosh on ITV
>>
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/black-san-francisco-student-filmed-harassing-white-student-because-of-his-dreadlocks-in-cultural-a6959181.html

baka when will the cumskin menace learn to NOT APPROPRIATE OUR CULTURE
>>
>>57112036
>a joke from the 1980s is used by 12 year olds
Fucking moron, 12 year olds don't even know what Soviet Russia is
>>
>>57112003
Alcohol is alcohol my germanic friend, the destination is always the same
>>
>>57112016
youd get garroted and mugged
>>
>>57112063
>watching ITV
>ever
Christ, what sort of state must your third eye be in.
>>
>>57111872
the bank gives it all back anyway shitmelon
>>
>>57112077
looks staged desu imo
>>
>>57112120
now this is a good post
>>
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>>57112047
>hemp
>>
>>57112048
Bourbon isn't bad tbf.
inb4 FOY
>>
>>57112120
it was still on that channel from the football last night

honest
>>
Wish I was a sailor 2bh.
>>
>>57111997
howling at this
>>
>>57112132
Same here, i don't know if its coincidence, confirmation bias or the meme is real

So sad!
>>
>>57112174
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>
>>57112132
CHICKENMADRAS
>>
>>57112207
the latter 2 imo
>>
>>57112168
Yeah, they're not as good as custard creams though.
>>
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>>57111810
>>57111820
>>57111831
baited and outsmarted
>>
>>57112174
merchant navy
>>
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>>57112245
>>
>>57112212
Utterly sick of that meme song desu. Made me furious when I found out the lad who sings it as actually like 6'2, appropriating manlet culture like that.
>>
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*listens to jackson c frank and cant do this assignment*
If I had a penny, I'd throw it in the sea
To see if it would float away or grow a penny tree
>>
having a browse on the old reddit
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>>57112226
I
C
U
BBY
>>
>>57112266
but is he a baller
>>
>4000 word essay due for midnight
>Not started
>Still in bed
wew
>>
having a browse on the old 9gag
>>
do negro brothels exist?
>>
>>57112253
why would you post that
>>
>>57112251
What even is that? Can I get a job on a boat that mainly involves me sitting at a computer on using 4chan? Don't want to be pulling ropes about and moving boxers all day.
>>57112284
Well no, he's not even a baller (yank nignog slang for basketballer), he's a musician, so he's fine wishing for that.
>>
planning a wank to sex box

wary of the following things:

1. will get >tfw no gf
2. everyone will be ugly
3. the token inevitable benders/trannies will put me off
>>
>>57112300
because fuck you thats why
>>
>>57112305
deck officer
merchant navy
>>
Quality of /brit/ NOTICEABLY goes down in the school holidays
>>
>>57112305
>baller means basketballer
wew lad you must be embarrasses after saying that
>>
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>because fuck you thats why
>>
>>57112315
what is sex box lad?
>>
hmmmm mama mia this meatballa is a spiceya
>>
>>57112321
happens every time
>>
unironically enjoy Love Island lads
>>
>>57112339
>embarrasses
wew lad you must be embarrassed after saying that
>>
>>57112321

>school holidays

literally fuck off 17 year old student
>>
>>57112300
He's got some edge to him and likes to trigger cunts like you

So sad!
>>
>>57112369
>So sad!

good gimmick
>>
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>hmmmm mama mia this meatballa is a spiceya
>>
>>57112339
I was just kidding lad, I'm very familiar with African American culture, I have played GTA: San Andreas several times.
>>
British values? Don't rate 'em
>>
are schools out?
>>
>>57112315
You know you don't see anything, right? They go into a big opaque cube, the people outside talk about yeast infections and then the couple come out and pretend they fucked and just brag for a bit. No wank material.
>>
>>57112343
a program that aired on channel 4 a while back where couples have sex and are then interviewed about it

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/sex-box/on-demand/56776-001

there is a new one coming out soon
>>
Any fellow gamergaters here? =]
>>
DID A WANK
DID A POO
NEED A (You)
>>
>tfw the only way you know it's school holidays is you go Subway at lunch and it's full of kids
>>
>>57112398
FOY
>>
>>57112359
Not in the least. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery you saucy little minx.
>>
>>57112409
>You know you don't see anything, right?
yeh i like to use my imagination :3

>pretend they fucked
n-no
>>
>>57112432
>eating at Subway
Third eye status: flatlining
>>
need a job badly
>>
>>57112426
VIDOE GAMEZZSZSZZSZSZZ
>>
>ywn have a flat in Manhattan

kill me
>>
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>school holidays
>/brit/ is going 3x as fast as normal

I deeply regret my part in creating /brit/
>>
>muh steel

t. Jeremy Corbyn
>>
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>Why yes actually good sir! I do indubitably believe that our esteemed Australians colleague provide highly informative posts and help to foster an excellent community spirit on /brit/!
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>>57112486
>send CV
>ignore reply emails
>ignore calls

how long can this go on?
>>
chef john of foodwishes is the tv/yt chef about at the moment

Prove me wrong
>>
>>57112507
>wanting chinese steel

t. Gideon
>>
>>57112451
If you like to use your imagination, why do you need the show? Just close your eyes and wank.
>>
>>57112486
I've might have a "job" for you to do... ;)
*undoes belt*
I always keep a copy of the Irish Times in my trousers, too large to keep in my pockets. Here you go, have a gander at the jobs section.
>>
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work work work work work
>>
>>57112534
>1 missed call
>1 new voicemail
>>
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>>57112563
>tfw used to do this
>tfw there are no females in my life
>tfw have to remember back to college
>>
Giving out future (You)'s

>>57112612
>>57112635
>>57112648
>>57112654
>>57112661
>>57112674
>>57112688 (nice dubs)
>>57112693
>>
>>57112548
Steel is steel m8, why pay more?
>>
>>57112565

superb post
>>
>>57112566
ITS DJ SOULJAH

AND TEEEE
TWENTY
>>
>>57112548
Succulent chinese steel
>>
>>57112566
is that rita oral
>>
>>57112613
thanks mate
>>
>>57112613
all me
>>
>>57112613
pretty good gimmick
>>
>>57112639
nah it's bad gal riri
>>
>>57112639
it's Rihanna you breadbin
>>
Looking for a past you.
>>
>>57112639
no thats dr dre you fucking idiot
>>
*Puts down New Yorker*
Hmm
*Picks up Economist*
>>
>>57112725
Unironically wish they sold the New Yorker near me.
>>
have never and will never find chinks attractive

they look like aliens
>>
Is /brit/ literally littered with various brands of newspaper
>>
>>57112016
Literally a different country, where did it all go so wrong.
>>
what should I read next lads?

just got done reading "them: Adventures with extremists" by Jon Ronson
>>
>>57112523
>Foster
ahhaahhsh, well meemeed
>>
what should be the next flavour e liquid i should buy lads

Inb4 mouth fedora, i'm an ex(ish) smoker
>>
>picks up financial times
>can't afford it
>puts it down again
>>
>>57112768

What do you mean by this?
>>
>>57112759

it's trash, i wipe my ass with it
>>
>>57112768
*peers over Morning Star*

what?
>>
>>57112774
yes it would've been much better to live in abject poverty and die at 50

>b-but at least everyone's white
>>
>>57112768
advertising
they get paid per (You) on every post which mentions the company name
>>
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want to go to NY at sunset
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Does anyone have the rest of these?
>>
*Procrastinates*
>>
>>57112843
Hope you do 2bh, then your posts will be filtered like the rest of the Yanks' are.
>>
>>57112856
That was certainly a effective campaign by UKIP, they got my vote.
>>
>>57112878

*scrunches up Daily Star*

right, that's it, I've had it up to *here* with you.

Cut it out.
>>
ahh yes, tripfags, excellent
>>
>>57112881
going to kill myself now
>>
mentally preparing for this MASSIVE poo that's coming
>>
Get in. Just found a stubbed out reefer
>>
Third eye is slightly droopy this afternoon
*picks up a copy of the Morning Star*
Ah yes, much better
>>
Starting to think The Guardian is better than the telegraph
>>
>>57112922
someone in my house has done a big poo and blocked the toilet baka
>>
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>>57112856
>>
remember news of the world lads?? haha mental
>>
>/brit/ being this fast at this time

sixth formers OUT
>>
*purrs down your neck before kissing it*
*pulls your juicy bum towards my crotch*

oh anon
>>
>>57112881
>filtering yanks

fob
>>
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>physical news

Ah yes, very intriguing
>>
>>57112980

uni students are off too, retard
>>
*finishes Daily Sport*
ahh yes
*reaches down from my seat*
*rummages around in the elbow-deep pool of newspapers that is /brit/*
*pulls up a copy of New Day*
very impressive
>>
>>57112907
jk hahaha
>>57112942
The Guardian really isn't that bad for news 2bh.
>>
>>57112952
Good lad.
>>
>>57112941
keked
>>
Big willoos
>>
>>57113008
>actually going to lectures

howling
>>
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>>57113031
>>
stewart lee senpai desu
>>
>>57112971
bought a copy of the last one like every other pleb
>>
Wish my parents would go away
I'm depressed leave me alone
>>
going to an industrial techno night at an abandoned ex-school/court/mortuary this wkend lads
>>
>>57113090
iktf
>>
*drops Guardian*
fucking liberal ragsheet that spouts things that only agree with their socialist viewpoint
*picks up the Telegraph*
ah yes, much better
>>
>>57113057
Liberal intelligentsia out

So sad!
>>
>>57113095
nice
>>
*throws a Nando coupon book into the middle of the road*
*watches the student runts get hit 1 by 1*

ahh yes, V. I.
>>
>>57113095
sounds good wherabouts looking for some lids to have a good time with
>>
>>57113059
got mine in my draw
>>
vardy
>>
*picks up Guardian*
*notice the runts have shat on it*
hahahaha
>>
>>57113143
Bristol
>>
>>57113090
>>57113124
Underage b&
>>
*adjusts fedora and picks up a copy of the Private Eye*
Ah yes, a spot of quality satire ought to brighten this rainy Spring afternoon
>>
I called mother out ever so niggardly, but she was saddened and I had to apologise to cushion her miniscule lump of tissue she calls a brain
>>
whys everyone picking up newspapers all of a sudden
i don't like reading
>>
*picks up a copy of the London Review of Books*
*transcends physical body and becomes a being of pure euphoric energy*
>>
>>57113233
Rasheed
>>
>>57113233
*picks up newspaper under your feet*
*you go flying backwards*
WOOPS
>>
>>57113260
i actually read the lrb tee bee aitch
>>
>>57113233
*flicks on cbeebies*

don't worry la, you can watch picture words
>>
gamesmaster was best vidya mag back in't day was it not?
>>
cant believe I found a joint in my garden
>>
>/brit/ is just a bunch of lads picking up newspaper and making comments
Loving this mental image
>>
*studies all of you reading the various newspapers and rags*
Ah yes, filling your mind with such tripe again I see you utter roaches.
>>
*picks up copy of Match Magazine*

Ohoho can't wait to read the latest transfer gossip
>>
>>57113179
>>57113215

High effort, high quality posts.
>>
>>57113266
reading is for snobbish elites of jews and indian doctors. real brits are mining coal and farming crops
>>
>picks up the daily mail
>gets beaten to death by an angry mob of students
>>
Can't believe i found a joint in my elbow
>>
>>57113288
Can you send me it when you're done? They don't sell it anywhere near me.
>>
can't believe I found a joint in my cabinet
>>
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>>57113319
>>
*picks up free NME from student union*

Ahh yes, now THIS is journalism
>>
>>57113306
>>57113356
>>57113233
>>57113386
posters that are underage
>>
can't believe I found a joint in the meat counter at Tesco
>>
the only paper i read is the metro
>>
can't believe i'm posting with actual children
>>
*picks up TIME*

ah, yes Snowden, Obama and drones
>>
>>57113414
21 mate. Nearly every adult over the age of 20 smokes weed
>>
>>57113384
just read it online or get a sub you backwater scum
>>
>>57113444
>21 mate. Nearly every adult over the age of 20 smokes weed

I hope this is ironic.
>>
Need a good ringtone for my new phone lads any suggestions
>>
*tunes into LBC*
excellent
>>
>>57113414
I'm 26, how dare you?

So sad!
>>
after a careful consideration of Cheshire's post I have decided to permanently delete reddit flags
>>
things I bought from tesco :

>butter
>bread
>watermelon
>6l bottle of water

thanks /brit/
>>
HOW DEAR YOU
>>
>>57113493

Very good post.

Reddit flags are cancer.
>>
>>57113493
what were his posts
>>
Hu
>>
>>57113491
>So sad!
hmmmmmmm
>>
>birthday
>meant to have photos taken of me imminently
>cut myself shaving earlier
>hasn't stopped spewing blood for 3 hours
how do i make it stop lol
>>
>>57113502
tesco lotus? how different is it to UK tescos?

is the 6L of water cos the tapwater is shite there?
>>
Having ANOTHER piss at work
>>
>>57113529
*Hi
>>
>>57113484
i think it is cool to use the default ringtones nowadays
>>
>>57113448
It's OK, I was only joking anyway, I find the LRB a little lowbrow for my taste. I take the Eurostar every three months to pick up my copy of the Paris Review.
>>
>>57113450
>>57113450
>>57113450
>>
>>57113544
spray a bit of deodorant on to your finger and rub it in the cut

this actually works and doesn't sting either
>>
>>57113560
The ones that came with the phone are really bad though
>>
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>>57113476
home office statistics on cannabis prevalence canabis is red
>>
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>mfw Australian newspapers
>>
>reading newspapers or magazines

Calcification in progress
>>
>>57113484
You do understand if you pick a song, everytime it goes off in public, you'll scramble to turn it off as quick as you can?

So sad!
>>
can't wait to get some weed so I can initiate a fast

inb4 rasheed
>>
>>57113565
kek the paris review is yank. the lrb is the highest of the highest brow you won't find anything better tee bee aitch
>>
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why does all of bangkok look like this
thought it was a city
>>
NEW THREAD

>>57113698
>>57113698
>>57113698
>>
>>57113610

That's not what your claim was.

You claimed that "Nearly every adult over the age of 20 smokes weed", 'smokes' implies that it a regular active habit.

Do you have proof that at least 80% of people over the age of 20 actively smoke weed?
>>
>>57113699
*punches you in the willy*

haha m8 you said bangkok so I did it.
>>
>>57113734
fuck off you boring cunt
>>
>>57113757

btfo'd dumb twat
>>
>>57113785
not really you have no evidence to support your claim they don't :^)
>>
>>57113856

I have made no claim
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