There literally exist Pakis that have accents like the Wurzels Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onOJ-QgXY0
crayon pop
our nige
After these "Islamic" terrorists attacks occur, our biggest concern should be the Islamophobic backlash faced by our peaceful Muslim community.
You're never gonna love me, so what's the use?
What's the point in playing a game you're gonna lose?
What's the point in saying you love me like a friend?
What's the point in saying it's never gonna end?
You're too proud to say that you've made a mistake
You're a coward 'til the end
I don't wanna admit that we're not gonna fit
No, I'm not the type that you like
Why don't we just pretend?
dara
Men like Jamie Vardy only come around once a generation.
A truly inspirational British gentleman.
Press the middle button loads of times
Also the powerful machine argument is useless and I will be in the squad for the first time in the UK everyone has a lot of people who are over 16 and still think music with guitars is cool with you to the gym and some sunbeds the same time as the one you have a good time
West Country takeover thread time lads
>>57110682
>chats shit
>gets banged by the dutch
lmao
>changing PCs soon
>going to lose all my squid images
F*CK
*puts down the Guardian*
Well, that's sorted lads. I'm a racist, bigoted, xenophobic, straight, privileged white male and so are you.
Left pocket lettuce right pocket relish
What is this 'love' you humans are so fond of
>>57110688
drink up thee cider
>>57110701
are jamie done his bit not his fault if there's a bunch of muppets at the back
>>57110682
A convicted racist like Jamie Vardy should not be representing England on a national stage. Especially not our football team, which is delightfully multi-racial.
>>57110637
Cheryl tbqh boys
>>57110685
>the powerful machine argument is useless
This
I hugged a girl once and felt her boobies on my chest heheh
>>57110688
>welsh dragon
why
A Trump aide lightly pushing a nuisance reporter out of the way is a huge news story
>>57110729
did you not see the passion when he hugged his fellow (black) Englishman in the webm?
>>57110704
dumb squid
>>57110734
all the girls I've hugged have had small boobies that you can't feel
>>57110731
>went black
>came back
Racist
>>57110773
I thought you were going to stop posting
I've never hugged a girl haha
>>57110731
didn't she get ridiculous tattoos all over her arse
>>57110704
>>57110761
White Iverson
When I started ballin I was young
You gon think about me when I'm gone
I need that money like the ring I never won
>>57110735
>Welsh Dragon
That's the Somerset, Anglo-Saxon dragon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Somerset
>>57110800
Nah, my jizz isn't a tattoo
>>57110820
cuck
>>57110784
Why
>>57110704
back them up then lol
>gf buys you 'extra long lasting' sensitive killing condoms
Surely a hint?
>>57110815
>>57110820
dumb squid
*kisses you*
M-U-S-L-I-M
One billion strong, all year long,
Prayers to Allah even in Hong Kong
Can never be wrong if we read the Qur'an
Cause it's never been changed since day one.
Others may brag, say that we lag,
But they don't know all the power we had
The power we had, the power we have
So Muslimoon don't you ever be sad
Take many looks, go read their books,
You'll see all the facts that your friends overlook,
So always be proud, you can say it out loud
I am proud to be down with the Muslim crowd!
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
They look at me strangely
Like I emit some type of energy
That draws Kafirs - disbelievers towards me.
Thinking to themselves what makes him different from me.
Is it the hair, the clothes or maybe the food he eats,
What could it be, that make thug cats, stand at attention,
His demeanor's peaceful but on his face it's clearly written that,
This aint the sorta brother caught up in this and that
Running streets carrying heat yo he aint into that.
This brother must live by some type of criteria,
To make it to the average cat quite superior
So maybe one of these days I get near enough
Play like Nancy Drew on this mystery and clear it up.
So listen up if you think this is strange,
Cause these the type of thoughts that use to run through a new Shahada's brains
and I bear witness to the one with 99 names, InshAllah I will always remain.
>>57110890
Wear it inside-out and you won't even have to wake her up ;)
going to drop the kids off at the pool (again)
second time today
can't believe people like anime
So sad!
>>57110908
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
M-U-S-L-I-M
I'm so blessed to be with them...
Don't know about you, I know about me,
I'm proud because I'm rolling Islamically
Everywhere I see, even on TV,
People talking trash about the way I be.
But what they all hate, is if we get great
Cause we're the only ones with our heads on straight
Don't ever frown, or your head looking down,
If you read the Qur'an you're the best in the town.
Y'all have doubt say- we have no clout
But-within-a-few years see how we've come about.
Were back on the scene, The number-one deen,
I'm proud to be down with the Muslimeen!
going to drop the wife's kids off at the pool
>>57110877
I can't because if I put them on a memory stick any viruses on my computer will go into the memory stick and then come onto my new one
https://haveibeenpwned.com/
wew, website tells you if your email/data has been stolen or sold
>>57110937
not hard to tell which images have viruses in them lol
>>57110915
Me arl fella used to say he was going to drown a few niglets
Absolute madman!
>>57110937
wait so these images are contaminated?
what the f*ck mate you could've told us
>>57110800
Nah, she just sat on a painting for too long.
>>57110908
>>57110934
>>57110800
Gone a bit skinny as well now but I'd still give her a decent 5 secconds
>>57110950
>tfw both accounts are safe and one of them is a single four letter word
>>57110982
what the fuck
>It's your turn m8
well good morning
>>57110937
are you actually retarded
>>57110982
oh god
you can take the lass out of newcastle... something something
>>57110937
Why do you think you've got viruses on your pc dumb squid?
>>57111006
>>57111037
>dont talk to me my wifes son's son, or his son ever again
>>57111049
Arse is actually a disgusting, cringy word
>>57111029
you can take the lass out of newcastle but you can't WHY AYE PET LIKE YA KNOO OUR CHERYL MATE WHY YA GONE AN GOT A FLOWAH ON YER ARSE LIKE
>>57111071
fuck off yank
>>57111071
fuck off yank
lolly pop, lolly pop
oh lolly, lolly pop
lolly pop, lolly pop
oh lolly, lolly pop
lolly pop!
>>57111049
I don't like the word arse. Bit too guttural for me. A man has an arse, a bird has a juicy ass
>>57111071
fuck, off, yank?
>>57111049
janny will do his nut in over this one lads
he'll hit the bloody roof so hard the gasket will come off
>>57111071
fuck off yank
>>57110965
how can you tell
>>57111071
yank detected
>>57111071
foy
>>57111071
FOY
>>57111112
if it's anime then it's undoubtedly been in contact with skeevy nonces, so you better delet it
>>57111112
close
>>57111111
"Man United" kinda sounds like a gay bar lads
nice (You) catch
stupid insects
Thanks for all the (you)s lads. Don't even realize you were being played
>>57111112
forgot how exactly lol but someone tried to send me viruses disguisted as images once and they stick out like a sore thumb lol
you'll know it when you see it
>>57111186
So does Man City
me bird
>>57111186
it is
>>57110965
>>57111112
>>57111201
utter mongs
really want to die lol
Is Sean Connery immortal?
>>57111224
wew
>>57111195
I've realised that you are a literal yank living in London, things are begining to piece together now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn7UssZZ-EU
anybody.. can make one...
>tfw giant river stretching through london
>has all been built over, no traces of it left
reee
>>57110682
Memes aside that finish was 10/10 and he's a genuinely top player.
>>57111283
>west mids
sorry I don't speak Urdu
you just don't get white girls like this
they're all plain janes
>>57111323
Someone doesn't play real football. That's not that impressive, just a flick. Hardly 10/10 lmao. Put on a plate by Clyne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loT6JAvGWLo
absolute choon
19th century australia would have been a fascinating sight to see.
need some life advice
think this girl on tinder is ignoring me haha
>>57111355
To do it in that context though, against the best keeper in the world.
>select all food captcha
>tfw can't even select more than one as I'm an uncultured swine
bad feel
>>57111357
fuck off yank
>>57111351
Why is that 40-year-old man wearing Mascara?
>>57111357
go on
but make sure to fuck off afterwards
>>57111323
>>57111355
Sport fans kindly fuck of
Imbeciles
>>57111049
>>57111375
The context being a friendly game? Doesn't matter who the keeper is, had no impact on anything
matched with some spanish lad on tinder but he's fuck ugly haha
We're getting the "evil colonists" treatment again lads, this time from Australia itself :/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35922858
>>57111395
Should I stop trying to understand why we're here and what it all means or should I keep pressing on in this endeavor?
>>57111403
>be /brit/
>talk about politics
>NA NO POLITICS
>talk about sports
>NA NO SPORTS
>talk about pakis
>NA FUCK OFF RACISTS
can't win
HE'S HERE
>>57111296
there's a few subterranean rivers in london
>>57111409
just got in
what was it
![[AnimeUltima] Shinryaku Ika Musume 2 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.38_[2011.12.12_20.01.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hozCb4C.jpg "[AnimeUltima] Shinryaku Ika Musume 2 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.38_[2011.12.12_20.01.35].jpg")
anime images are not viruses
![492562849-actress-sameena-jabeen-ahmed-poses-at-the-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IxOs9gC.jpg "492562849-actress-sameena-jabeen-ahmed-poses-at-the-gettyimages[1].jpg")
heads down lads heads down
the unpaid one is here
what if there is more than one janny
>>57111435
w-why did you swipe right then :c
>>57111467
if you had 4chan x then it would have auto loaded it from the archives for you, you plen
>>57111450
Talk about politics and paks by all means
>>57111450
if the discussion wasn't so fucking brick-wall insufferable there wouldnt be a problem
>>57111445
Keep pressing on, very little comes from pondering these questions.
Keep only the practical in mind.
>>57111467
use the fucking archive you fucking baby
>>57111473
Is there somethiong wrong with your fucking head? she's boot ugly
>>57111477
heads down thumbs up
*looks at your shoes from the corner of my eye so i know who squeezed my thumb*
>>57111357
DON'T STOP NEVER GIVE UP
HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH WHEN IT GETS ROUGH
SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT YOU HAVE GOT
BRING IT ALL BACK TO YOU
Chorus
I am not afraid to stand alone.
I am not afraid to stand alone. If Allah is by my side
I am not afraid to stand alone. Everything will be alright
I am not afraid to stand alone. Gonna keep my head up high
Single mother raising her children
Now she’s a Muslim
Started praying and wearing a headscarf
Was a healing for her heart
Struggling with no one to lean on
But with prayer she would be strong
Got a job but then she was laid off
Got a better education and it paid off
Got a call for a job that she dreamed of
Close by, great pay -she was in love – they said…
They brought her in, said she’s the number one pick
You got the job, but you gotta lose the outfit”
It’s a tough position that they put me in
Cause Ive been struggling with my two children
But I’ll continue looking for a job again
My faith in my religion now will never bend
Chorus
Peer pressure, they were insisting
And I was resisting
Some days I felt I would give in
Just wanted to fit in
I know when I’m praying and fasting’
They be teasing and laughing
So I called to my Lord for the power
For the strength every day, every hour…
Then one day there’s a new Muslim teacher
Single mom and the people respect her
Just seeing her strength I get stronger
They can break my will no longer
You don’t see me sweating when they’re jokes’re cracking
Never see me cussing’ with my pants saggin’
I aint never running yo I’m still standing
I ride with Allah to the very end
Chorus
I am not afraid to stand alone…
Now, I’m a tough one, who can bear their blows
The rest play dumb, they don’t dare say no
Scared of being shunned, but its clear they know
I aint never gonna run, I aint scared no more.
>he doesn't like football
r45h33d
>>57111537
>he moves to a different country
JF
*whispers quietly*
just be careful lads, he's could lose his nut at any moment
>gran comes over to tell me that I had better find a job, any job, as soon as possible because my mum is "struggling with money"
yeah alright gran very helpful thanks. If she can't afford to live she shouldn't have had children, not hard is it?
>>57111537
Honestly can't imagine being one of these people. It's literally the best thing in the world
>>57111537
who do you support?
>>57111537
Fucking right i don't, its the most boring sport ever
90 mins can go by without either team winning a point
What's all that about?
So sad!
The Janitor? oh, you mean janny...
...Yeah, I can tell you all about him..
MAN KICK BALL???!!!!
MAN KICK BALL!!!!!!!!
>>57111590
Leeds cos i'm hard
northerners will never achieve this level of civilisation
wtf i hate 4chan now
>>57111580
Get a job you loser
>>57111587
lol no
>>57111614
literal scum
>>57111616
>emirates
rasheed
>>57111528
Man, these sisters be resolute
Never stressed when the rest say they wasn’t cute
And the get the respect of the other youth
Come best with the dress yo and that’s the truth
These sisters are strong gonna hand it down
So me I’m a brotha gotta stand my ground
I aint gonna shudder, when the gangs around
Peer pressure whatever, its my planet now
Others may fall, I’mma hold my own
With Allah’s help I’ll be strong as stone
And I’mma be brave and let Al Islam be shown
Cause you I know I not afraid to stand alone
really want to die but the coppers confiscated my sharp rock
What should I do for my cardio today?
>>57111616
you can use your oyster card on that
p. based
quite obvious easter holidays are in full swing haha
>>57111640
You can use any contactless tbf
>>57111638
swim
listening to the corries lads
>British """"beer"""" is either ale or bitter
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>57111511
Alright, good advice
I'm off now
>>57111629
>force employers to hire you!
not helpful
have never used a contactless card to pay for something
have never swiped it in the slot on the card machine either
>>57111616
>When southern say baaaarth instead of bath
gf unironically quizzed me on the names of the members of S Club 7 the other day and was disappointed I couldn't name all of them
makes me want to go to scotland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otEcULXOpGc
>>57111659
>contactless
le no thanks face
the amount of people getting scammed by it in busy areas is ridiculous, all you need is a Chip & PIN reader
>>57111403
>in /brit/
newfag pls
>>57111682
Swiped my card on your mams slot
>>57111674
>German wheat """beer"""
>>57111683
YE AM HAVEN A BAF
LE BAF
Northerners are so fucking uncivilised, straight from the fucking jungle
more music like this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAotWVmVRS4
>>57111682
>have never swiped it in the slot on the card machine either
don't know what this does desu
is it like contactless?
>>57111693
Lmao
>he believes this
Fuck off Facebook. You can't get one of those readers unless you are a registered business, then even if you falsify that, the money has to go to a bank account which is ridiculously easy to trace
You'd get away with it once
>>57111681
Get off your arse and do some work you lazy sod
want crayon pop lad to die horribly t b h
>tfw northern/southern mongrel
>tfw say "harf pAst three"
>>57111705
kys
>>57111674
served warm too
fucking barbarians
>>57111736
That's how all yanks do it
You just have to sign the receipt
>>57111687
can only remember jo and bradley and tina and rachel desu
>>57111736
it's the signature thing
what was used before chip and pin
yanks still use it i think
>>57110890
>gf makes you wear condoms
howling
>>57111674
both are fedora tier
hello do i need a passport to post here
>>57111727
What, shit?
>>57111742
had m8s done by it already tbqh
>>57111798
>yank
Fuck off
>>57111798
yanks out
>>57111682
only ever done a swipey a couple times
use my contactless all the time though, get into the 21st century grandad
>>57111798
>implying you have one
u avin a gigle mate
>>57111721
>typical southerner
>>57111808
Sure you have pal. No actual arguments to my points, just some made up evidence
>british "architecture"
>>57111808
no you don't
either a hard frap or someone is in the process of JUST'ing themself
>>57111828
>use my contactless all the time though, get into the 21st century grandad
enjoy being robbed, fuckhead
>>57111836
he looks northern as fuck
*puts down the Economist*
*picks up shandy*
ah yes, very nice.
*picks up FT*
*checks stocks*
Ah yes, very impressive.
When will ball finally kick man?
>>57111872
>>57111883
They do Soviet Russia
>>57111883
in soviet russia
>>57111854
>>57111843
i have, and what's more is if your card is stolen/you lose it they can buy whatever the fuck they want (up to 30 quid) as many times as they want, and getting your money back from the bank takes a few days
contactless a shit.
>>57111860
What does JUST stand for?
I missed out on that meme
>>57111912
>>57111919
>>57111926
just fuck my shit up
got a lovely seeded farmhouse loaf here, but everytime i try to butter a slice, it falls apart
Any tips?
So sad!
>>57111872
>people are being robbed!
>share this link to help stop people falling for the contactless scam!
>>57111912
>>57111919
hello redit!
>>57111912
>>57111919
shouldn't you be in school
>>57111926
how do you miss out on an entire meme? where were you for a good year?
>>57111921
Still no actual arguments or proof. So a registered business stole your money and put it in a registered account?
Like stealing a car and driving it to your house lmao
>>57111950
Warm your butter
>>57111939
>>57111964
its a 4chan meme, newcunts
>>57111950
Toast it
>>57111926
Jewish untermensch still talking
>dad and I always chop up firewood when we've got nothing better to do
>filled up like two gurt sheds full of it on our land
>could barely sell it for a long time, just a crate here and there
>felt it was pointless to keep chopping when it was already coming out our ears, but we kept going at it anyway because he wanted to
>today he sold a big fat chunk of it to a hotel and made loads
see yung uns? should always trust in your parents.
>Brits claim Irish or Scottish whiskey for their own
>a classic old joke is now ""reddit""
Get fucked, you stupid little brats
>>57111988
Doesn't mean it's not reddit now
>why yes I am in a committed relationship in which my gf makes me wear condoms
very very nice
wish I could wander around victorian britain
perhaps visit the outskirts too, which are now heavily built up
>>57111974
>Still no actual arguments or proof
ah yes let me download 2 of my friend's bank statements, and post a vocaroo of their recorded conversations with the bank.
fuck off you actual shill.
>>57111943
*mwah
Thank you you beautiful Aussie
>>57111988
ah, my apologies. I should know my meme.com
>>57111999
wilhelm ii also had an autistic obsession with chopping firewood
>>57112009
saying reddit is pretty reddit these days tbf lad
>>57112007
A joke used by 12 year olds you fucking child
>>57111980
Your mum warms my butter if you know what i'm saying
why does chicken ceasar sauce taste like hemp
>>57112003
the irish invented it
the scots improved it.
whiskey is absolutely shite anyway
>>57112017
>2017
>still can't dispute the bank account and business stuff
Making jam and ham toast lads
what the fuck is this tosh on ITV
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/black-san-francisco-student-filmed-harassing-white-student-because-of-his-dreadlocks-in-cultural-a6959181.html
baka when will the cumskin menace learn to NOT APPROPRIATE OUR CULTURE
>>57112036
>a joke from the 1980s is used by 12 year olds
Fucking moron, 12 year olds don't even know what Soviet Russia is
>>57112003
Alcohol is alcohol my germanic friend, the destination is always the same
>>57112016
youd get garroted and mugged
>>57112063
>watching ITV
>ever
Christ, what sort of state must your third eye be in.
>>57111872
the bank gives it all back anyway shitmelon
>>57112077
looks staged desu imo
>>57112120
now this is a good post
>>57112048
Bourbon isn't bad tbf.
inb4 FOY
>>57112120
it was still on that channel from the football last night
honest
Wish I was a sailor 2bh.
>>57111997
howling at this
>>57112132
Same here, i don't know if its coincidence, confirmation bias or the meme is real
So sad!
>>57112174
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>57112132
CHICKENMADRAS
>>57112207
the latter 2 imo
>>57112168
Yeah, they're not as good as custard creams though.
>>57111810
>>57111820
>>57111831
baited and outsmarted
>>57112174
merchant navy
http://www.mirror.co.uk/money/reveal-just-how-easy-criminal-7402854
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/virtual-pickpockets-steal-money-contactless-bank-cards-by-bumping-into-victims-claims-londoner-1525211
ah yes, definitely worth saving the 10 seconds it takes to insert a card and enter a pin
>>57112212
Utterly sick of that meme song desu. Made me furious when I found out the lad who sings it as actually like 6'2, appropriating manlet culture like that.
*listens to jackson c frank and cant do this assignment*
If I had a penny, I'd throw it in the sea
To see if it would float away or grow a penny tree
having a browse on the old reddit
>>57112226
I
C
U
BBY
>>57112266
but is he a baller
