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FUCK DARK COFFEE AND EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS DRINKING IT
Jim Webb
>>57100781
fuck coffee in general
me on the far right
>there are still people out there who believe Scientology is a real 'thing' and not one big scam and big money making/laundring machine
>there are still people who will pay 600$ for a fucking book
I mean, the fact that Uni students have to pay 300$ for lesson books is outrageous, but Scientology is horrible and I wonder why the US feds didn't investigate on their practices yet.
Hubbard probably didn't even believe his own bullshit.
>>57100809
me inside all of them
Ha! Da kid comin ThRu
>>57100780
I can wrap my pointer and thumb around them.
Don't have a more flag extension.
What state am I in?
>>57100809
pic
>>57100818
It's because they're a religion and technically have them thar "special rights"
>>57100848
Louisiana?
>>57100692
>tfw use to play WoW
>use to be pretty famous on my server
>one day this girl who also spams trade chat shows up
>we start talking everybody on the server knows us
>join her guild (leave my sunwell guild to do so because I knew they would still let me raid with them)
>we talk all the time
>use to sit at pic related with her all the time and spam trade chat and talk for hours
>starts making youtube videos where she talks about me and the things we do in them
>one day another one of our friends who is also a girl in the guild tells me she wants to ask me something
>asks me if I want to date other girl
>says other girl is too embarrassed to ask
>be me autistic guy just out of highschool
>say no
>girl logs
>never gets back on again
>deletes her facebook myspace and youtube
>be me
>constantly regret it
>everytime I hear a certain song from my favorite band I think of her because she was the first one to show me the song
Don't be me, I was given the perfect chance and I blew it
>>57100818
mostly I'm disappointed our governments are too pussy to brand them as cults and ban them
>>57100818
>walk around downtown
>find a fucking scientology store
like what, couldnt believe it, they still exist? it had people in it doing things, like wot
>>57100871
Don't worry though, it wouldn't have amounted to anything.
I knew so many people who "e-dated" over WoW especially, never worked out unless they actually lived near enough to visit each other often
>>57100884
>CoS
>cult
Their followers believe it's a ''''''''''cult''''''''', but the higher authorities of CoS probably know they're just extorting money off low IQ dumb twats.
>>57100871
deleting your facebook is the new running away from home
a common sight in america
land of the cuck
>>57100820
hot
>>57100916
this happened 8-9 years ago
>>57100898
>lurk around /int/
>find a fucking /cum/ thread
like what, couldnt believe it, they still exist? it had people in it posting things, like wot
>>57100941
i know righht
>>57100770
>BQ founder dies in plane crash with his family
I'm so sorry Quebec...
Hey guys.
How is everyone tonight?
>>57100914
Yeah that's how I cope with it, it's just looking back, I can clearly see the signs when at the time I was entirely oblivious to them. It's just a reminder that I will never have a gf because I don't understand the concept of subtly
>>57100966
Good, how are you?
>>57100966
i wanna die
>>57100966
I'm supposed to be in bed so don't tell anyone you saw me
>>57100966
First time back on /int/ after a long hiatus.
I was feeling bad a few weeks ago but I'm doing better. Setting things back on track, I hope.
>>57100915
that's how most cults work, anon. they're meant to exploit people, often financially.
not all end with suicide
>>57100975
Feeling pretty shitty, dunno why though. First time on /cum/, usually I just lurk around.
>>57100980
What's wrong friend?
>>57100988
Okay, your secret is safe with me.
Was Jimmy Carter our last human president?
>>57100818
Hubbard was mentally ill and begged psychiatrists to evaluate him because he was going insane.
The people in charge at the Church know it's bullshit, but plenty of followers genuinely believe in the teachings.
>>57101024
Welcome to /cum/ then!
I hope you feel better man.
>>57101039
That's not something to wish for.
>>57101046
Bush Sr was okay.
It's that time again /cum/, give me some tags to fap to tonight
>>57101061
he's the monarchy lad, he's not a human like me and you
>>57101046
Bill Clinton was only reptilian by association
>>57101071
>>57101071
amazon
>>57101071
Easter
>>57101071
I was about to fap too
>>57101071
#milf #ass #anal
>>57100988
I saw you though
I graduated highschool with a mediocre gpa but a 95th percentile ACT
School shooter material
>>57101083
>law student
>only reptillian by association
I don't know about that...
>>57101085
>>57101086
Interesting
>>57100864
SD i want an anime me ;_;
>>57101057
Thanks :).
>>57101106
Same senpai. 3.3 GPA, 30 ACT.
You guys ever look at CNN's front page these days? Fucking disgusting
shitd
>>57101136
>watching the news
are you a boomer
>>57101157
Just lonely.
Also not comfortable watching anime in public
>>57101136
probably as bad as cbc's
>>57101157
The only thing that's boomin is these woofers and they're guaranteed to get the cat wet cuh
>>57101176
pretend to be a normal person, play candy crush
>>57101152
Is that your house? Why is that american flag torn?
american niggers have such wide, black fish lips
it's so disgusting
>>57101190
wow man are you like some kind of cool person
>>57101200
No it's on the end of my neighborhood though
Probably best looking house we have
ben bernanke is a real american hero
knock knock who's there? a bunch of stupidy dumb idiots posting on the worst /int/ general and being pathetic drunk as fuck and posting about anime and bullshit
I've always wanted to die violently
>>57101209
el haitiANO
why are american niggers so submissive ?
guys we're being raided by /gay/ somebody call the jani!!!
>>57101210
You're aight too man but keep it movin
>>57101223
Don't be mean.
>>57101130
oki hab dis one
i'm 0% haitian
>>57101229
Come to mexico and act like an obnoxious idiot then call all narcos cowards and enjoy a slow death first to your family then you.
why are american niggers such slaves ?
>>57101223
That's not how knock knock jokes work
>>57101249
Do you have any oklahoma animes?
If I start pretending everybody on the internet is a girl do you think feminists of MRAs will get offended first
Dumping random pigs my friends
>>57101223
first time in a /cum/ thread. Is it always this shitty?
A LA LA LA LA LA BOMBA
>>57101279
nobody will care
>>57101249
Aww, thank you pal. I love it. MORE
>>57101279
feminists will ;_;
>>57101297
el puertoricANO
>>57101297
it's because canada
can general when ?
domiCAN
mexiCAN
puerto riCAN
ameriCAN
>>57101310
please don't bully our city states
>>57101297
The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself, my heart cant rest till then, ohohowooo, I, I can't wait, to see you again
>>57101297
Ae ya tu sabe, denle dulo con la paly loca
>>57101325
gibe back virgin islands
I bet at least one of you is a girl
I bet I would want to hold at least one of your hands
>>57101274
Here ya go!
>>57101303
I'll try! Pretty tired though...
>>57101355
while she's getting fucked by a nigger
americuck
>>57101347
We'll give you the entirety of the British Isles if you let go of North America's Greenland peacefully
>>57101347
>virgin
not anymore they aren't
>>57101356
Well shit messed up the crop ahaha
>>57101366
is it really cuckolding if I don't even know the girl
is watching any porn where a man and a woman has sex cuckolding?
>>57101368
>tried since the 19th century to annex d.r
>failed
i'm sorry that wasn't the case for you>>57101297
>>57101355
i'll hold your hand
>>57101356
Oh, go to sleep then! Get rest.
>>57101366
el haitiANO seniores
>>57101368
>We'll give you the entirety of the British Isles if you let go of North America's Greenland peacefully
Deal, it's a frozen shithole
>>57101399
What
I'm just telling him he needs to let go of Greenland or we're going to achieve retribution when NATO disbands
>>57101386
>There are currently tens of thousands of girls in the world getting fucked by a guy that isn't you
The biggest cuckold, man
>>57101427
fug
>>57101419
Good deal
The United Kingdom, Irish, and Manx should be a good enough trade
They belong with their family, not another continent
>>57101416
Greenland is a certified honorary /cum/ member, do not disrespect him
>>57101470
He'd agree with me 2bh
>>57101399
:(((
but why are you all moving to my country then
>>57101411
i'm spanish (from spain, not criollo) and dominican, plus a bit french but 0% haitian
>>57101411
ya llegaron..
>>57101458
I think I meant to respond to you
>>57101416
And >>57101470 has a point, even though it's only like 52k people it belongs with us
>>57101483
>my country
it's not your country
>>57101494
sure thing my nigga
im judging you right now puerto rico
I will judge your entire country based on the posts you make
>>57101517
fair enough, my colony.
Even worse, you'd rather live in a colony than in you own country
>>57101526
now I feel nervous daddy
>>57101566
Don't worry im just some autistic person on the internet with no friends
it literally won't effect anything
>>57101547
i don't want to live in a place that has a higher murder rate than my country
>>57101579
I'm not your friend? Wow thanks anon
Shiggidy diggity done
>>57101403
Here, in case someone wants to use it as an edition of /cum/ :3
>>57101594
no friends i could name by name
>tfw I constantly insult the people I care most about when I take shots at myself
I literally did it to my cousin on christmas and I still think about it.
>>57101249
>>57101613
>chinese cartoons
starting a cult
I'm going to teach people that human beings are the most advanced intelligient lifeforms in the Universe and that it's our responsibility to ascend to the next plane (called the Nether, where we essentially become God) and help create an environment that can sustain life on other planets by manipulating time and space (i.e. creating trajectory paths for meteors/meteorites to impact other planets thus speeding up the whole process). We'll train our minds for 13 months and then exit the earth on the 13th hour.
What should it be called, /cum/?
>>57101613
South Dakota are you leaving me?
>>57101494
>I'm Spanish (From Spain, not Criollo) and Dominican, plus a bit of french but 0% Haitian
>have to get someone to take my apartment or pay $350
>running out of time
>see this
>what do
https://youtu.be/abfLDg_7Hjo
this guy is seriously an artist
I wouldn't be surprised if this guy was paid by trump to make these videos because they are seriously high quality in all aspects.
>>57101634
Middle School
>>57101591
>There were a total of 2,268 murders in the Dominican Republic in 2012.
>The island of Puerto Rico had 681 homicides in 2014, the lowest number in nearly 15 years and a drop of 40 percent since murders reached a record high of 1,164 three years ago.
LoL
benisz
>>57101641
Prepare for some cultural enrichment.
Does anyone know what happened to Tommy Davis? Used to be the lead spokesperson but has gone mysteriously missing.
>>57101641
If they are a true family or Christians take then without a second thought
They have to go somewhere, and North America may as well take the good ones.
>>57101613
YES South Dakota you saint memer
>>57101637
We can have a circle jerk, QC
>>57101627
haha no pfff no you didn't see nothin neighbor haha must be those new glasses of yours haha heh :c
>>57101637
We'll always have Mitchell.
>>57101649
damn haitians lowering our hdi and killing us
>Jeb bush literally said peyton manning is supporting him
How to throw your reputation right in the trash
>>57101690
I can't hate you buddy
We all have our grumpy days
>>57101591
of course you don't, that's why you come here illegally in banana boats
>>57101683
I'd be ok with it if there's no hijab or worse wearers. I've never seen one on my street, I don't want to be the person that brings them in.
>>57101676
The line family of 3 implies husband, wife and child.
>>57101641
Send him a reply asking if they are Muslims or Christians.
>>57101690
Our relationship was nothing but a husk after all
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
>>57101692
damn dominicans lowering our hdi and killing us
>>57101713
>>57101738
shut up slave
we we wuz kingz n shit nigga Julian Caesar was a black man n shit nigga i swear man you know you so-called white people stole our history man
I genuinely think 1 term of Trump would be good for the country.
Better than any politician I can think of.
>>57101752
>(you)
>>57101767
Kasich
>>57101754
sheeeit nigga
>>57101767
I agree.
>>57101711
Sure do, sorry to upset you friend
>>57101736
Hardly a husk!
Every cob eventually runs out of kernals, it was inevitable... but it was a damn good ear, you and me...
I-I'm sorry. . .
>>57101752
>Says the dominican
lmaaaaaaaaao
eL haitiANO senores, I can't
>>57101777
maybe in the future but I'm talking about right now, I think a good dose of trump is what the country needs, if for no other reason than perspective.
>>57101777
>neocon funded by soros who wants to start a bunch of wars and bring in masses of refugees
The only reason not to vote for trump is because Israel and their lobbyists are going to throw a fit. They might "accidentally" sink another one of our ships if we elect him because he isn't in their pocket yet.
am i funny
>>57101798
t. lawn mower
get back to work chicano slave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rnzyhnhUX8
>>57101730
I doubt they would do anything about it, but it's 'illegal' to practice housing discrimination.
Muslims can form their own ethnic enclaves, and only rent to each other, but I can't ask a prospective tenant if they are.
I could just keep my keys and rub pig lard over everything.
>>57101829
yes
>>57101829
I like how it's the irrelevant states that put their name on their flag. Like they know they aren't recognizable on their own.
But I don't even know New York's state flag.
>>57101641
don't you put that evil on that community
they dindu nuffin to you
>>57101834
el haitiANO
>>57101834
I'm not Hispanic.
But it was a good try haitiANO.
>>57101829
10 hours in ms paint I bet
>>57101828
did you even watch his AIPAC speech you fucking moron?
>>57101829
needs more corn
>>57101863
New York's has "Excelsior" while California has "California Republic"
>>57101875
shut up amerislave
>>57101834
>posted from his boat, next stop: Puerto Rico
>>57101829
10/10 representation of Iowa
>>57101875
>txapela
Oso polita, laguna.
>>57101918
i don't you taking in our black population
Everyone remember to save it
>>57101932
*mind you
>>57101940
me in the middle
Who invited the Dominican and the Puerto Rican?
>>57101879
Yes Trump talked about America's investment in hiring Iran to out the leader of Syria and not getting any returns from the investment.
I don't think he really said anything new, he played to the crowd which was pretty much all jews
>>57101940
me in the middle
Goodnight fellows and friends!
>>57101932
>Puerto Rico: 979,842
>Dominican Republic: 1,985,991
do you even read what you post
>>57101975
Puerto Rico is honorary /cum/ TAKE THAT BACK LEAF
>>57101982
Good night neighbor
>>57102012
What's the term for Puerto Ricans living in America?
>>57101998
>dominican republic = sovereign state
>puerto rico = commonwealth
>>57102026
Puerto Ricans
>>57102012
Our entire continent is an honorary /cum/ member, no more, no less
We are strongest that way, together
>>57102026
puerto rican
>>57101982
good night kiss
>>57101876
>>57101861
>>57101853
>>57101888
should i make more
>>57101915
>Says the descendant of literal slaves.
>>57101921
Eskerrik asko.
>>57102026
leeches
>>57102044
Can you guys get the fuck out of the Bronx?
Thanks-signed anyone who ever went to NYC and was cursed by the existence of your awful people
>tfw when no qt muzzie gf
>>57102043
>they risk their lives and sail illegally to live in a commonwealth
>>57102026
Nuyoricans if they're raised here.
>>57102065
if we're slaves, then why do we have such a history of insubordination ?
>>57102059
yes
>>57102075
not all of our people are Nuyoricans. But yeah I have heard they're awful and loud and """thugs""""
I'm excited to leave NATO senpai. Maybe we can spend our time building better relations with mexico by hiring them to build a wall for us
>>57102085
t. slave
>>57102108
If you weren't slaves, who would you be insubordinate to?
>>57102070
no that's for you illegal dominicans living here
>>57102120
North American Union to counter middle eastern, Asian, and European economic and militant tyranny
>>57102138
yes please
>>57102124
be careful you might break your platano boat nigga
>>57102130
>briefly military occupations
>slavery
>>57102179
>nigga
i don't speak ebonics, slave
Has anybody read trumps book?
>>57102195
>"sweden"
>trying this hard to be white
>literally everyone knows he's a nigger
>>57102212
I haven't.
10 minutes ago some guy tried to break into my truck, he was a long legged, pissed off puerto rican
>>57102065
>Euskal estatubatuarrak
>Zuberera
This can't be real
>>57102252
forgot about this desu
>>57102230
>i don't speak like an american nigger therefore i'm trying to be white
shut up slave
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-trump-backer-20151209-story.html
>On Saturday, Goacher shook the candidate's hand at a Davenport campaign rally. He noticed the smooth texture of Trump's palm.
I've decided I'm gonna try to start getting a maximum of 4 hours of sleep a day
I will become very productive
perhaps one of the most productive people in this general
>>57101071
Interracial
>>57102276
>>57102230
And this is a perfect example of why the Bronx is shit.
You have over a million Dominicans and over a million Puerto Rican's just like this flinging shit at each other daily.
>one chance at life
>born chicano
>>57102182
How do you think you guys made it to the Carribbean in the first place? You sure don't look like Native Americans, lmao.
>>57102255
Ni eder naiz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4N8h6flS_U
>>57102322
not really, not anymore. It's only bantz calm down cucky
>>57102269
Imagine being Illinois and being under all that for eternity.
>>57102322
it's shit because of american niggers
>>57102276
>keeps pretending he's not a nigger
ok my nigga
>>57102326
whatever we took on 42,000 united states marines without backing down as civilians and without allies. you'd have a hard time enslaving us.
>>57102358
>>57102358
Where do you think those niggers are from? Its the low lives from each of your places
>>57102386
t. slave
>>57102390
I don't see what that has to do with your slave ancestors, friendo.
>>57102356
last one for tonight
poor illinois
I work at Dollar Tree, and I took an image of the stock room as a joke and sent it to my friend. Will I get fired if someone shows this image to the managers there?
>>57102419
but what about my slave master ancestors ? why do you leave that out ?
>According to recent genealogical DNA testing, the genetic makeup of the Dominican Republic's population is estimated to be 52.15% European, 39.57% Sub-Saharan African, and 8.28% Native American overall.[6]
>>57102427
yes
>>57102413
>keeps parroting the same shit
>can't wait to live in Puerto Rico
>>57102437
One drop rule.
>>57102447
t. slave
goodnight /cum/ kisses
>>57102427
Yes.
>>57102437
Did any of your ancestors take place in the pirates of the Caribbean movies
>>57102467
>>57102446
how do you know?
>>57102463
Good night again
>>57102437
>Puerto Ricans, on average, have genetic contributions from Europeans, West Africans, and Native Americans of approximately 66%, 18%, and 16%, respectively.
Get cucked by Haiti some more.
>>57102427
apparently it's one of the absolute worst places to work at as a wage slave, even worse than wally world or fast food places
So probably yes
>>57102463
Good night
what if one of you was a girl and I actually knew how to talk to girls and didnt even know it
>>57102483
Normal business 101 policy.
was just called it for an interview for med school starting this fall. I have to drive across 2 states next thursday and likely miss 2 days of classes.
I guess I should feel optimistic because im almost positive this is their first wave of interviews/admissions
>>57102497
There are like 4 or 5 girls in /cum/, not at the same time though
>>57102531
I genuinely don't believe you
>>57102326
Zatoz etxera, gizon zuri.
>>57102550
I know for a fact there are at least 5
>>57102550
Other Minnesota
Delaware
Some Mexican
Californian
And someone from Cascadia I'm pretty sure
>>57102559
how
im an oldfag (literally)
>>57102531
Why would a girl willingly spend her time in a thread called "cum"?
>>57102579
how old?
How fag?
>>57102570
Then there are 7 if its combined with what I know
>>57102584
how are you all girls when did this happen and why
>>57102573
They post here like you except they dont have a penis while doing it, is that too hard to comprehend?
>>57102556
Ez, eskerrik asko
We bide our time, stay afloat
Keepin' the sun up off our bones
I never asked to know, never planned
Till it was swept out of my hand!
>>57102582
not a fag, but i feel old. I was at a Nirvana concert when i was 17 in November 1993 in Toronto
>>57102598
yes
females out
>>57102611
How was that? What did they play?
>>57102611
you are old
hows it going old person, is your computer running well today? do you want me to fix it?
>>57102611
What the fuck is a 40 year old doing on 4chan? Damn dude.
>>57102611
If it makes you feel better, I had no idea you were old until you said it.
>three /cum/ threads in the catalog
wew
>>57102584
/int/ is like number 3 in girls on boards following /soc/ and /cgl/
>>57102639
/int/ died because trump said he was leaving nato
europeans cant afford internet anymore
>>57102653
yeah guys pretending to be girls
>>57102611
Are you a wizard?
>>57102632
fucking insane. I'm pretty sure i was drugged with PCP. they played most of their mainstream songs, but the crowd erupted when they played Lithium
>>57102632
I have a lot of money and i'm bored frequently
>>57102636
thanks
>>57102625
My computer runs fine, I know my way around one.
>>57102669
Nah, there's a real icelandic grill on here. Really hates Italians.
Posted timestamped pics in /is/ when that was a thing
>>57102669
Well some real ones were tripfags but got BTFO later on
Then there's the crossdressers
>>57102673
No. I've been divorced for 8 years & infertile
>>57102653
Tbf I have no clue where you arrived at this number. Just speculation?
I'm so fucking pissed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
have you done your kegels today, /cum/
>>57102726
Now what...
I'm scared of dying lads
Not because I worry about what comes next but because I worry about being blindsided and being taken from this world before I'm ready to go
If you think about, death's pretty fucked up like that. You could be minding your own business, maybe you got family problem on your mind, and you're driving down the street. Maybe you're thinking about what you'll do when you get home, or maybe you're looking to solve tomorrow's problems, or next week's problems, or next month's problems. You think you've got your whole life ahead of you,and why shouldn't you? It's been an ordinary day like any other so far.
Then as you pass an intersection a car speeds by, t-bones you and mangles you up until your body is an unrecognizable mess of gore and blood. All of your plans become irrelevant, and you don't worry about your commitments and problems anymore because you're dead. You didn't see it coming, you couldn't prepare, and if the circumstances had been just slightly different you'd still be alive (if you passed by that intersection just a couple seconds later or a couple seconds earlier, you'd not only still be alive, you and your car would be completely unscathed. You probably wouldn't even think anything of that car as you see it speed by you other than that he's an asshole for running a red light.)
Scary stuff lads
Speaking of grills, I'm so glad swedyke fucked off. I left for a while and she was gone. Thank Christ. Insufferable cunt, her.
https://youtu.be/bHmINZRwiZU?t=22m34s
pouring one out for all the culturally enriched out there.
>>57102749
I would rather go out without knowing desu.
No corny goodbyes, no sharing tears just gone.
Everything is irrelevant in the end regardless if you are prepared or not.
>>57102767
>Old English
Fuck guys, I''m so drunk and fucked I deserve this
>>57102703
I've been on /pol/ /r9k/ /v/ /tv/ and /int/ and by far I've seen more girls on /int/.
Granted I left those boards a long time ago but my opinion stands.
>>57102810
women actually think that they can be robots. funny as fuck desu
>>57102810
/r9k/ actually has a decent amount of oddly enough
I think /soc/ and /adv/ probably have the most though.
this nigga is tough
>>57102789
There are tons of girls on all these boards, its just you probably spend most of your time here so you dont notice them.
>>57102789
What happened?
downloading reboot
I want an expensive CGI movie of the series that will disappoint me.
Gonna do a marijuana lads wish me luck
>>57102876
holy shit m8s
>he unironically goes on /r9k/
>>57102890
Dont overdose
>>57102632
It's always mindboggling when I remember that there are people over 20 that browse 4chan.
https://ask.fm/niallisking/answers/115728736904
>>57102942
This site isn't all underage teenagers you know. It's mostly 20 somethings. 40 is fucked though.
Okay maybe I should work on normalizing my sleeping schedule and go to bed, good night
>>57102632
Where else would he go? fagbook or the comment section of news sites?
>>57102979
He could always argue with people in the YouTube comments section
>>57102877
cocaine
new
>>57103011
>>57102963
Why? I have a good paying job. My wife left me because i couldn't have kids. I have my own hobbies outside of 4chan. I've been on 4chan for over 10 years now that I think about it.
>>57103004
no one deserves that fate
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>>57104203
never post most of these desu
>>57105253
sweet dreams
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