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Home defense edition.
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>>57102789
cocaine
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>>57103011
daily reminder if you attack the person that's invading your home in canada you WILL be charged for assault
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cum lol
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>>57103011
I didn't give you permission to use this image, swine
>>57103037
Unless it's a cop ironically
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>>57103037

That's bullshit but I'd kill the motherfucker anyway 2bh
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>>57103011
My English not so good, why white man assaulting poor Muslim woman with scissors
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>>57103048
AAAAAAAAAAHAHA THE MADMAN

ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY
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>>57103023
>I have a good paying job. My wife left me because i couldn't have kids
>browses 4chan
Sugar daddy material if you're in shape
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>>57103037

I'm sorry
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>I didn't give you permission to use this image, swine
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this guide was a real help. thanks.
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sasuke
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TRAILER PARK BOYS SEASON 10
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>>57103069
He could be a sugar daddy even if he wasn't.

>thinking sugar babies care about looks at all
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>>57103037
the Liberals also got pepper spray and tasers banned so women can't defend themselves from rapists

but don't worry, rape whistlers are still legal but could get you fined for noise complaints
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>>57103191
I was talking about my standards motherfucker.
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>>57103057
legally you're allowed to use the same amount of force against someone as they use against you from what I re-call

you'd have to prove they wanted to kill you, not just rob you I think
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>>57103204
Nobody gives a shit about your standards lol
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>>57103245
I give a shit.
You'll see! I'll find someone to support my NEET lifestyle, even if it means smoking pole and cooking dinner.
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>>57103161
Oh shit, you're right. Guess I'm watching the boys later today.
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>>57103272
If you haven't already then you're too ugly to be asking for so much
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>>57103302
Shut up!
I'm handsome.
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>>57103345
sure you are
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>>57103387
That's not me.
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haven't filed my taxes yet haha
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>>57103401
I know, he's a meme :^)
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>>57103485
I don't like that meme.
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>>57103222
>same amount of force

>you have to ask what kind of weapon the burglar


Same bullshit here. That fucker should be taken down with any weapons.
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>>57103494
That's why you don't have a sugar daddy
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>>57103520
; __ ;
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put the gf in the bag
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>>57103587
I haven't had a gf for 6 years. Hell, it's been 4 months since I talked to a human who wasn't my mom.
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>>57103520
Right
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>>57103631
haven't had a gf for 22 years.
LMAO
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>>57103429

oh shit when's the deadline? it's not mid april is it fugg
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>>57103587
sorry, Im out of them
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im a virgin

L M F A O
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>>57103660
april 30th i think
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what's the character limit for a thread?
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>>57103644
Me on the left.
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>>57103644
me in the back
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>>57103644
me in the right
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I feel like aside from my perpetual inability to get a gf, my social life really isn't that bad.
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There is a major war every time Uranus revolves around the sun.

How can you tell me this is a coincidence with a straight face.
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>>57103970
100% of people who drink water die
How can you tell me this isn't a coincidence
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good night
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>>57103986
It isn't because I know what a human is.

Now answer my question
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>>57104005
>>57104005
I hope you have nightmares
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>>57104023
rude ;-(
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>>57103950
Why don't you get a gf then?
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>>57103037
Pssh lightweight

https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/31197892/father-using-force-to-defend-family-charged-with-murder-over-death-of-intruder/
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>>57104019
You didn't have a question
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Hallo, friends. Tell me please, what to watch to improve my english skills
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>>57104048
Ba luck I guess? lol. Every time I meet a cute girl she already has a bf.
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>>57104069
how can you say it's a coincidence, clearly uranus, the only planet in the solar system on a parallel rotation

Clearly there is something fishy about uranus and I think we need to prove it and find out what is happening there
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>>57104005
Night. Should probably get to bed too.
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>>57104110
Yeah, I think probing Uranus is a great idea
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>>57104093
Try to meet an ugly girl next time.
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>>57104076
the depends entirely on what kind of accent you want sasha
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>>57104130
I meet plenty of ugly girls, but I don't want an ugly girl because I'm certain I can get an attractive one if I can just find one that isn't in a relationship.
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daily reminder that true free speech does not exist in Canada
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Seriously though, only 4-8 more years until the next big war begins, enjoy the peace while you can because history does repeat itself
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>>57104147
I m not sasha. Well, would prefer classical american accent. (as obama speaks)
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Let's /cum/ together
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>>57104192
watch lots of television
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>>57104152
Where are from? I bet some small town.
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>>57104189
Daily reminder that the most retardest parts of that law were repealed years ago.


Most countries have similar laws in place.
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>>57104093
Have you tried with black girls? I've heard they are desperate do date anyone outside of their race. At least you can get your dick wet.
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>>57104076
Try watching movies like Taxi Driver.
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>>57104228
Give me some good youtube channel of this kind, ploz. It's a bit tough to find it from here cuz CEO oriented on russia, not america
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>>57104332
I don't watch television, it's mostly a baby boomer generation thing, most people my age either cable cut or never got cable to begin with.
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>>57104244
Phoenix AZ, sixth biggest city last I checked
Everyone here is a mega slut but I don't really want that either, I just want a nice quaint girl who I can have some decent banter with, pleasant conversations and of course fucking her brains out.
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>>57104332
just search anglo youtube channels about stuff you like

it can be music, vidya, books, cooking, or you can just watch vloggers talk about their boring lives
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>>57103950
me desu
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>>57104355
Ok, but still there are some good youtube channels, people of your generation watch, don't they? Wanna something not boring with a lot of talk
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>>57104473
Haven't been really big into youtube since it got taken over by music videos and lets plays. I guess I could do a youtube search for you if you want
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German-Canadian cuck alliance fucking when?
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>>57104473
What's up with those Obama pictures you have Ivan?
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>>57103161
is it any good? I heard snoop dogs gonna be in it.
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>>57104502
When trump builds an embassy in Jerusalem
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>>57104528
No clue haven't watch it yet, i'm still on season 9
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>>57104076
Listen to stories, or plays where conversations are acted out. I know some good TV, but I'm not sure if it would help you learn English. True Detective, season 1 for instance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfUj09pWfM
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>>57104473
Oтхaйди aтcyдa Paccия
И Дaвaй Cpим oбpaтнo pls
т. Укpaинa
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>>57104516
Whats wrong wit dem, amigo?
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>>57103062
He is a nigerian albino
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>>57104628
are you pro trump

are you pro trump shitting on NATO
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>>57104638
hello poland
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>>57104606
I am ukrainian myself, lad. What translator have you used? It looks disgusting
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pssstt
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>>57104744
in the sewer where they belong
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>>57104744
oh hello mister. what are you doing down there?
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>>57104691
Hi canada
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>tfw not living in Orange County or Redondo Beach

might kill myself haha
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>>57104681
No I'm pro Hillary. Want to believe she'll remove russia from the surface of our planet, m8
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>>57104798
immigrate fast before trump stops european immgration tbqh
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>>57104744
*o-okay*
*closes the sewerage*
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>>57104813
then you are no friend of mine
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>>57104798
>haha
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>>57104813
>Pro-Hillary

These kinds of people exist?!
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>you will never enjoy a nice cold alcoholic beverage with a cigarette outside a small european cafe in the middle of the summer

might kill myself haha
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>>57104834
Nice to hear, cuz I'm not looking for retarded friends here, desu.
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>>57104818
>Trump, a literal German-American, will stop European immigration

traitor 2bh
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>>57104852
Come here to Nürnberg. We have good beer and it's getting warm. If you're so inclined, Benzos are easy to procure as well.
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>>57104966
I could, Toronto to Nuremberg is like $1000 flight (9hr 30m)
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>>57104714
My intoxicated brain
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>>57104848
Keep these kinds of joke to the day of her inauguration, when it'll become really funny
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>>57105086
>inaugurating a criminal
That'll be the day
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>>57105206
>criminal
You know what it means?
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Shit I wanna move to US so much. Are there any chances immigration to US would be easier in a future?
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fack us
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>people will unironically vote for hillary
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>>57105303
Forget it. Here is your home. You'll never leave, pidorusska.
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I was super duper hungry and near dying to starvation but luckily there was mcdonalds near me. Thank you america for being my greatest ally!
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Heh
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>>57103011
why are there so many foreigners in this thread?
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>>57106589
Because it's 5am.
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>>57105026
Come over then!

Also, I heard Quebec is superior to the rest of Canada so not sure if I'll visit any other city then Montreal.
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IT'S LATE AS FUCK I SHOULD BE FUCKING SLEEPING GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I JUST CLOSE THIS TAB AND GO TO SLEEP AAAAHHH WHY AM I EVEN TYPING THIS
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I do all these things but i'm not from gayhio. Except for the feet. I dont get that
Some Americans really wish they had a culture
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>>57110475
basically
get rid of the weird foot bit and change crawdads to crawfish and you basically have any of the bayou states.
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I hope this holds up in court. There are liberals protesting at the state capital 20 minutes from where I live every fucking week.
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Good morning /cum/
time to start a new day
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>>57111538
Good morning!
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>>57111671
How are you man?
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>I will never live in Wisconsin
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>>57111538
Morning!
>>57111696
Illinois desu
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>>57111731
Nah mate, upper midwest is best. But Wisconsin sucks.
>>57111715
I live on the border of Minnesota and Wis. on the Minnesota side, and I would hate myself if I ever had to move to the Wisconsin side.
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>>57110962
This is why we need to find asylums again.

We need to help these people, not feed their delusion.
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>>57111773
Why? Wisconsin is Little Germany essentially. Would love to live there one day.
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>>57111901
No, Minnesota is. Move to Minnesota, it's much better. Seriously.
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>>57110475
I dunno what the fuck the feet bit means and I've literally never heard anyone say crawdad
I've also never heard someone say tater unironically
this is a really bad picture
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>>57111696
I'm a-ok, how're you?

>>57111901
>Wisconsin
>Little Germany
They're pic related t b h :^)
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>>57112051
lel, that is always how it is with those sorts of pics
the only people who think it's strue is low-class middle-aged women.
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>>57112051
https://twitter.com/ShawnaLeneeShow/status/651050097120165890
this is what I sourced it to desu
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>>57112137
were you the one posting those images last night?
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>>57112183
which images?
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>>57112196
quebec, I think
I flipped through them on my phone but didn't read the text desu
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>>57112219
oh yeah that was me
there aren't any other regular quebecois posters atm, sometimes they pop in but it is never for long
although there is that one guy from Montreal, but that doesnt really count as Quebec desu
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>>57112265
nice
made me want to go to QC, wasn't really on my radar before
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kinda wanna go back to put-in bay too desu
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>>57112302
It's really nice here definitely.
I imagine it would be even better for Americans considering the CAD's current state.

Anyways, I've gotta head to work, see ya!
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watching "street genius"
Cringiest "scieeeence yay haha SUCH A NERD XD" show ever
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tinder girl wants to go on a date but idk what to do
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>>57113232
Is she hawt? Take her out you dunce
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>>57113274
shes cute, I just need to be able to hold conversation for longer than 15 minutes
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>>57113366
Ask her questions about herself, pay attention, make good eye contact w/o looking like an autistic creep
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>open thread vaguely about US
>endless shitposting about a 'white minority', being extremely obese, retarded hicks, third world gun violence, no culture, everyone being black and mexican, etc.
>"its just banter xD america can't even handle it!!!"
hold me
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>>57113366
Just ask and listen, women usually need a listener, not a conversation partner.
Don't forget to pretend that you actually care.
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>tfw like dark chocolate, black coffee, and straight whiskey now
Have I grown up?
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>>57112510
>mfw I've lived in Ohio for over 19 years now and I've never been
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>prof keeps giving me the exact same grade on every assignment

16.4/20
24.6/30
20.5/25

Where the fuck does he get the decimal values from?
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good morning lads
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>>57115691
Morning
Have to go to school
See ya guys later.
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I'm glad the US national soccer team won, now you have a chance to play in the world cup again.
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>>57116091
SEVEN
TO
ONE
still proud of you germany
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>>57116225

That game was insane.
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>>57115557
I've never even heard of put-in-bay until today desu
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>>57116716
The only reason I know is because the girl I used to have a huge crush on for years talked about it a lot.
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>>57116091
>>57116680
>mfw the game happened in my city and I had no idea
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>>57117177
I didn't even know it started until just now. I thought there was still another year
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>Mormons keep trying to convert me
I want off this wild ride
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>>57118023
>muslims keep trying to convert me
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>>57115629
He gets the decimal values from having it always be the equivalent of an 82
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>had to wake up at 7:30 in the morning just to beat the lines for textbooks
>almost 300 fucking dollars just for a spanish book

this should be illegal
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>premarital sex is illegal in virginia
god bless the land of the free
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>>57119120
The fuck it is, if that were the case there would be way more people in jail than there already is
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>>57119177
yeah nevermind, it isn't anymore. it was decriminalized a while back
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I wish we had Canada's ultra-strict gun regulations.
Maybe it would actually deter some gun violence.
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>>57119252
You can't get fined for having sex in privacy jack-ass, decriminalized is the wrong term
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>>57119120
Virginia is weird as fuck, it's the only state that doesn't allow radar detectors IIRC
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>>57119329
No, there are others that don't allow them, but VA treats someone who is caught using one as if they had drugs on them
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>>57117177

It's just the qualifiers I think. Anyways, I'd glad you won, so I can support your team. Now I just have to finally find a cheap jersey in germany. They sell stuff like mexico and pretty irrelevant nations like slovakia.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Euj9f3gdyM
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Is Rush a good band?
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>>57119449

they're decent, but geddy lee's voice is awful
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>>57119480
You're voice is fucking awful, Getty sounds like an angel
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>>57119289
fuck lad no need to be so hostile i was just skimming through this article http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/virginia-bill-decriminalize-sex-outside-marriage-stalls-n23516
>>57119329
its great if you like the civil war
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>>57103048
dumb subaru
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>>57119511

just speaking the truth, senpai

a lot of people hate his voice
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>>57119571
Well alot of people have completely shit taste
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>>57119258
It likely wouldn't, it's a cultural problem in your country.

Stats say our gun crime is 98% illegal guns or something stupid. Even cops here say more restrictions and regulations don't improve things. Even if you had restrictions you'd still get gun crime, especially in bad neighbourhoods. It's like trying to control alcohol and drugs.
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>>57119658
That is very true.
It's why Batman v Superman made so much money.
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>>57119720
Was that any good? The Superman movie was so bad even my Mom was making fun of it. My Dad was a Superman fan as a kid and just got sad. I'm not sure if I should steer them away from the new one.

>why did superman destroy the city and kill that guy?
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>>57119720
But Henry's a top lad
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>>57119979
Movie was way too dry and long.
Lex Luthor is a millennial.
It also felt like an advertisement for DC's other superheroes.
The only good scene was Batman fighting Superman, which is 10 minutes of a 3 hour film.
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>>57120075
Just looked up the runtime since I didn't believe you. The rumour site said around 2 hours and 30 minutes. Fuck that's long.

I'm guessing it's also the overly gritty feel which feels depressing for a Superman story. The Marvel movies/ series are pretty fun and colourful, I wish DC would try for that direction.
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>>57103200
pepper spray isn't banned it's just labeled as "dog spray"

also tasers aren't really legal anywhere, without a security license
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>>57120269

>tfw we will never get a golden/silver era cheesy superman/batman ever again
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Morning buds
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>>57120294
Try to order pepper spray online, it won't make it pass the boarder because it isn't allowed in Canada.

We can buy bear spray but you have to sign a legal document before hand because you aren't allowed to use it on people. If you did you'd get sued.
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>>57120294
Lol, me and a few lads once tasered my friend. My friend ordered one online and for who knows why and then one kid volunteered to get shocked
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>be californian
>no coffee in the morning because water has all dried up
>have daily breakfast of in-n-out and jamba juice
>go to work
>lose job at avocado processing plant because paco can work for a tenth your wage
>evicted for being unable to pay exorbitant rent on dirty roach-infested one room apartment
>can't jump off the golden gate bridge because it was destroyed by an earthquake
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Cute Mexican boys <3
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>>57120303
I kind of liked the gritty batman movies since Gotham is supposed to be a cesspool kind of a city but it doesn't work at all for Supes.
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>>57120399

>mfw people actually think we wake up to earthquakes everyday
>they think a 5.0 is the end of the world
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>>57120392
I want to know what it feels like, but the ones that shoot darts into you freak me out.

I also want to know what being pepper sprayed is like. Videos of cops in training getting either sometimes end up vomiting.
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>>57120269
>The Marvel movies/ series are pretty fun and colourful, I wish DC would try for that direction.
The DC universes are the only ones to feature actual believable character development and psychological conflicts. Everything Marvel shits out is just the same shallow cookie cutter crap over and over.
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>>57120399
I saw in the news that a Saudi Arabian dairy farmer in the US bought up more land so he could take advantage of some laws to give more water to his cattle.
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>>57120446

what I dont understand is how Batman should be no stranger to collateral damage when fighting his enemies, yet he's so quick to blame superman for endangering lives when he fights even more powerful enemies
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>>57120351
You can buy them at many stores within canada, like I said, it's just labeled as "dog spray"

I have several female friends who have ordered it online to keep in their purse

bear spray is also readily available

>you have to sign a legal document before hand
No you don't

Also what mugger is going to go to the police and report you or try to sue you for using mace defensively
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>>57120392
Some random nigger wandered into a pizza place my friends worked at and sold them a taser god knows how he obtained for like $20. They tased each other but I was hungover and pussied out, I kind of wish I didn't just so I knew how it feels
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>>57120392
Oh, you mean a stun gun, yeah those don't do shit other than hurt a bit

>>57120532
It just feels like being shocked, honestly not a big deal, it just startles you more than anything
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>>57120561
Well, skullpoopL was a nice change of pace.
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>>57120639
Those are not tasers

They're "stun guns"

They're all over the place, cheap as fuck, and basically useless
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>>57120599
Yes you do have to sign something. I've seen it for sale in camping and other stores and you have to sign paperwork before they let you buy it.

And yes if you use it on someone you can be charged with assault. It's considered a prohibited weapon. There are loop holes but that won't save you from being sued if you use it on someone and they try to sue you. Like we've had cases of buglers getting injured on properties they were robbing and that ended with them suing those people for injuries.

Also here's a story about a woman climbing through a window and threatening a guy with pepper spray than sexually assaulting him.
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2014/09/08/toronto_woman_charged_in_sex_assault_pepper_spray_case.html

We have to protect our gay NEETs.
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>>57120885
That's almost UK tier.
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>>57120655
Even the ones police use? People seem to collapse because it messes with their muscles. The tiny ones that look like wireless razors probably just hurt I guess.
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>>57120718
Literally r e d d i t
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>>57120885
>And yes if you use it on someone you can be charged with assault. It's considered a prohibited weapon. There are loop holes but that won't save you from being sued if you use it on someone and they try to sue you. Like we've had cases of buglers getting injured on properties they were robbing and that ended with them suing those people for injuries.
Yes it can happen and it's bullshit but it's not a very common thing

Never encounter this paperwork and bear spray thing though, what province are you in?
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>>57120967
Police don't use stun guns, they use actual Taser™ brand tasers that fire barbs
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I can't kill this faggot

help pls
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>>57121439

you're a monster
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>>57121472
I know
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>>57121439
he stopped counting how many times I died on my first run

just learn his moves and keep it up, it's battletoads tier shit. that fucking spin blast he does at the end still gets me
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>>57120951
We're not nearly as bad as Australia or the UK in terms of self defense but the far left is trying to pull us that way. There's more loop holes and shitty people tend to know how to take advantage of them.

>>57121104
It's more common than you think. Some of the useless stuff I do at work is for injury trolling law suit prevention. People do it for a living and if you're a criminal who knows about that stuff all you need is a sleazy lawyer contact.

Part of the problem is that legal expenses have gotten out of control so what most victims end up settling because they can't afford to defend themselves in court. And Alberta, I looked into buying some last bear spray for hiking last summer. I'd be curious how police would respond to finding bear spray or "dog spray" in someones purse though. Labeling loop holes might prevent some police from writing you up but using it would put you on legally rocky ground if the person complained on grounds of assault.
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>>57120399
that's too good

thank you for the laugh

t. California
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>>57121659
>finding bear spray or "dog spray" in someones purse though
The dog spray is sold as such to carry in a purse or on your person, to defend from dog attacks

They can't prove you have any intent on harming a person so it shouldn't be an issue.

Personally I just carry a lightweight rifle or shotgun for bear defense

>using it would put you on legally rocky ground if the person complained on grounds of assault.
In these circumstances it would be a "mace the attacker and flee" type scenario, repercussions would be pretty unlikely

But yeah, we have some pretty bullshit self defense laws in Canada.

One of the most ridiculous ones was the guy in ontario who fired a warning shot at people firebombing his house and got a bunch of charges, he did end up getting off though but I'm sure it cost him a fortune
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Many men, wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dog and I can't see
I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be
And niggas trying to take my life away
I put a hole in nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me
'Cause I'll come and take your life away
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>>57121637
I just died a few attacks after he asked me to spare him

I think I'm getting better at this
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>>57121891
50's goat desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK8tCWzJCmI
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>>57121990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-883k4R3v0
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>>57121890
Pic related, it was MEC I was looking at buying the stuff from. They want a valid ID and other sites say you need to give out a lot of information for yourself like address which is overkill for bear protection. I'd imagine if you ever used it on a human the paper trail is a legal fall back for the makers of the product to claim they aren't liable. Dog spray could have something similiar, I haven't come across the product before.

And I know if a girl used it on some alley dwelling hobo rapist it's unlikely they'll get police on their door step, but if it's some aggressive guy on a college campus whose parents are loaded you can bet she'll be hearing from his parents lawyers if he cries to them about sore eyes. I think it became prohibited because it's too hard for someone to prove the attacker deserved it basically. Our defense laws tend to favour what is considered the aggressor more often than not.

Didn't hear about the warning shot case but it doesn't surprise me. I've read about law suits against property owners filed by drunks who broke a leg while using someones trampoline. The home owner "didn't do enough" to deter intruders or some shit and their trampoline didn't have safety nets.
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>>57122104
lewd
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>>57122246
Weird, maybe that pepper spray rule is recent, or perhaps often unenforced

Last time I bought it I was also buying ammo so they were probably more concerned about seeing my PAL than the other shit.
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I want Kasich's establishment on my back
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>>57120732
>>57120599
Why are you doing this to my dick right now?
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>>57122419
I remember hearing about it in school from a teacher that pepper spray was a prohibited weapon when I was in BC and that was probably 7 years ago. Butterfly knives, switch blades, and a bunch of nerdy kind of weapons are also prohibited.

Could be they forgot to get you to fill stuff out or maybe there's some kind of exception if you're buying something that requires a PAL since the government has your information on hand anyways. Or maybe some places just enforce it more due past to legal issues.
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should I buy stardew valley?
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>>57122104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuysVCJ7Ito
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>>57122723
Did you enjoy Harvest Moon games? It lacks the warm atmosphere and characters those games had but it's a good time killer. Torrent and try the GOG version if you aren't sure.
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>>57122723
I had a good time with it for 50 hours in a week but I got burnt out after
it's pretty good though
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>>57122812

Ive never actually played a HM game, but I like comfy games
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i feel like i'm going to vomit
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>>57122739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juoggmbU1qw
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>>57122869
I'd try torrenting it first then to demo, if you enjoy it you can buy it after. I found it less comfy than the early HM games I played but I still dropped probably 50 hours into it and could still put some more. The dev is updating it with some tiny content updates. The game also sort of supports mods but I haven't tried any of them.
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>tfw vermont
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>>57122645
>since the government has your information on hand anyways
They just look at your pal card though, they don't take your information

The government has no idea how much ammo you purchase

And again, yeah "pepper spray" is prohibited but the ones for animals aren't

Brass knuckles are prohib too
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>>57122901
drink some tea
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>>57122901
vomit, then you won't feel like vomit anymore
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>tfw new hampshire

northern new england union when
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>>57122987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5zAjDLy7L4
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>>57123199
I know the ones for animals aren't but like I said if you're caught using it on humans there's fines and potential jail time associated with the use. You can only legally use it on animals.

When I watched some Border Security episodes I remember they confiscated ninja stars too, kek.
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If you don't live in California, New York or Texas then your state is irrelevant and nobody gives a shit
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>>57123353
rhode island STRONK
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>>57123338
Some other obscure shit like cane swords are prohib too

It's funny how many people have prohib stuff that's technically a major felony to have

I've known tons of people who have all the shit listed, and plenty of stores sell it too

How we can manage to pass such dumb and unenforceable laws I'll never know
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>>57123353
thanks for the post jose
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>>57123292
>vermont with new hampshire's awful gun laws
pls no, i may be a commiefornian flatlander but lets try to preserve the last bastion of freedom in the us
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>>57123505
>new hampshire with vermonts taxes
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>>57123446
Don't you have a school to shoot up, Tanner?

>>57123431
More like

CHODE island
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>>57123526
Blue areas are cancerous anyways
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FUCK
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>>57123596
>says the guy in love with big cities
All the cities you list have more shootings than white people have committed in the last 100 years
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>>57123609
>he doesn't call a sweetened carbonated beverage pop
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>>57123690
>not calling them sodie pops
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