rato edition
>>57098904
First for genociding Ohio
>>57098916
and iowa
really enjoyed this.
tell me KENDRICK ain't the best in the game
Anyone remember when we were all freaking out about Zika?
>>57098960
Watched that a while ago. Completely forgot what it was about but I think it was depression.
what should I have for dinner tonight
gib ideas pl0x
>>57098916
I'd like to see you try desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY
xth for GRIMES
>>57098971
>tfw the olympics haven't started yet
looking for a new game with a beautiful world to autistically finish 100%
>>57098965
yeezy the greatest tho
>>57098971
I think Alaska had a travel case a decade ago
>>57098976
muh dick
PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYYY
MY CAR IS IN THE FROOOONT YAAAARD
I'm aware there are people out there who would make a better CEO of Google than me. I don't worry about it for two reasons.
1.The fact that they're more qualified doesn't put them in the running. They might be off doing other things. Just because you fit a job doesn't mean you try to do it, and I'm sure the vast majority of the more qualified CEOs are either pursuing a different line of work entirely, starting their own companies, or targeting companies other than Google.
2.It's still plausible that one of them could end up in the running, and that I won't get the position. That is definitely well within the realm of possibility, I don't pretend I'm anywhere near guaranteed to get the position. But if I don't become CEO of Google, there are lots of other companies I like, or I could try starting my own. I have practically infinite backup options to go through until I land somewhere.
And, money has been a really constant interest of mine. There are few things I prioritize more highly than becoming a billionaire, and NOTHING in the real world that I prioritize more than at least having a few million dollars (though, that's a pretty easy goal, and if it comes down to it I can find a way to achieve it without conflicting my other interests).
>>57099001
Try Luigi's Mansion.
>>57098971
summer is coming, some of your states might get local cases
>>57098614
>>57098506
>>57098242
>>57098186
Holy shit these are great lol
>>57098290
She's a friend
>>57098965
does he have an anime character named after him?
>>57098960
literally made me feel
>>57098973
It definitely wasn't depression, I always guessed either severe schizophrenia or early onset alzheimer's.
t. depressed guy
...
>>57099044
as in I don't remember the movie at all
just that the main character was fucked up somehow
>>57099035
Will she date me?
Last night I had a dream that I was in a group with two anime-friends, one named Shiori (name from date-a-live but looked like the red-head girl) and a taller, more beautiful version of the blue-haired girl that wasn't too smart but very cute. I was texting the red-head on my phone I was worried that the blue-hair hadn't talked for a few days and was wondering if she'd snap or something. We were in an alternate, kind of dangerous universe. I remember there was a bathroom I entered with ratings from other players? or something of the sort. For some reason and I kid you not... sometimes the shits would manifest themselves with teeth and jump at you or whatever, and two of the stalls were filled with shits, so I went in the stall with only one shit (and didn't flush beforehand...). We were striving though a game-like world where if you entered the cieling that was made of white cieling tiles, you could somehow die. But for some reason we found a dead end and conclused that somehow the maze creator found a way to simulate this and ended up taking the risk traveling through a cieling to get to our next area, which looked like an esophagus with lots of monsters at the end that I couldn't make out because they were blury but my brain assumed they were weak. We ended up deciding not to go on and went back to the "spawn area" of the world which was a bunch of desks and cabinets around. We could open a portal back to our town but we had to be careful because if anything followed us it could prove dangerous. I almost brought a blue pony back in my arms and shiori shut the door on me because she didn't want anything else to get through, i had to open it and step back into the world. I kept trying to read our text conversation but when I opened drawers in the spawn area I was afraid of something manifesting out of them so it was kind of scary. The world was like a downward tube.
Can't wait for America to get it's Julius Caesar who will turn the republic into an empire
>>57099058
What's wrong?
>>57099058
*puts hand on your shoulder*
>Ohio
>Iowa
>>57099035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
>>57099093
>Chicago
>Chicago
>>57099077
Yes but did you fug Kotori? Second best behind Origami.
>Historian
Is being american considered a meme?
Why are fighting games so lonely and sad when you play them alone?
How do you guys focus and get work done?
>>57099111
Check'ed
Just finished rewatching the LotR trilogy for the first time in years.
I really didn't recall it being so feelsy, damn.
>>57099128
>>57099123
>>57099119
no bullying
>>57099129
t. memenation
>>57099093
IOWA MENTIONED
You also forgot Idaho which is literally just an amalgamation of the other 2 states.
>>57099137
I don't
>watched the martian instead of doing my lab
>tfw new england will never be independent
>>57099137
Remove distractions.
>>57099160
lotr's gay
t. film expert
>>57099137
I close 4chan.
gnight
>>57099087
>>57099088
>realized my friends are all annoying wannabe delinquents
>attracted to guys now
>wasted so much money on trying to get high
>looking into becoming a Muslim
>keep jerking off to things that aren't even arousing
>stuck working as a wageslave
>non-work activities consist of shitposting
where did it all go wrong
>>57099137
Remove anything else I could focus on.
>>57099129
Probably.
>>57099165
It was GLEE ya big ol' gopher
>>57099171
You'd probably let in even more immigrants than you do Tbh.
>>57099131
I don't know but I can't play Soul Calibur II for that very reason. Someone p-pls play with me on XBL ;_;
>>57099167
>americucks
>>57099069
Probably
>>57099165
>Chicago
>Chicano
I know your """secret""".
Why do we value reason and logic so much more highly than emotion?
Emotion is more pure and beautiful
>>57099200
What am I seeing here?
>>57099200
>white people having kids is a meme in canada
>>57099214
Gay
>>57099200
>Canada
>>57099200
>cancucks
>>57099139
I'm saving all of them
Keep em coming bud
>>57099214
emotion doesn't have a lot of logic, anon
>>57099214
t. a woman
>>57099214
Says who? Emotion is way more important.
>>57099237
>>57099082
AVE TRUMPUS
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
Average American woman btw
new
>>57099201
Hook a friend up my mexican brother
>>57099264
/cum/'s first meme. I miss the early days.
>>57099214
>emotion
I really fucking hate [group] and want to kill them all
Average american girl
Best golfer right now is an Australian. Fucking embarrassing.
Yo dre
what up
*gunshot sound*
boy you should have known by now.
Average American mother
>>57099302
How's that embarrassing?
>>57099245
thats the point
>>57099249
In modern society reason and logic is much more praised than emotion
Look at how we build, its so practical and devoid of any real consideration of aesthetics
>>57099282
Thats passion and it should be celebrated as a true form of human life
>>57099275
She has a boyfriend though
>>57099318
Nah. Average tinder slut loves black men.
>>57099214
because emotion is weak, if you listen to your emotion more than logic you will die in this world.
>>57099308
Definition original baby gangsta
Average american grandmother
>>57099350
>I want a cougar/milf gf
>>57099350
please delete this
>Canada
Average american in general
can we please make all our threads after this /cu/ I really hate mexicans thanks
do it
post results
http://ricepuritytest.com/
I have naturally thick and curly hair and want to grow it really long just to wear black hair styles and piss some people off.
Should I try dreads, twist outs, or box braids first?
>>57099341
Perhaps it is better to die in passion than to live coldly and inhumanly
>>57099367
ok, bye.....
>>57099366
please stop.
>>57099350
both my grandmothers died before I was old enough to remember them, 2bh
>>57099380
If you feel that way then go ahead, I prefer a mixture of the two. Intelligent people tend to know when the right time for emotion is and when the right time for logic is.
Average american cousin
>>57099382
Fine, but my folder got like 2000 pictures of americans being retarded
>>57099415
she looks ok
>>57099368
what does it mean
More of a normie than I thought.
>>57099432
>>57099436
wow......
Canada seriously?
>>57099432
>>57099436
ayy mah nigga
From what I can guess 100 means you completely celibate and just not turned on by anything, 0 means you can and will fuck anything that moves.
I think for us it means we're fucking losers who do most human contact on an anonymous image board.
>>57099368
>79
basically everything I but was nonsexual except for all the masturbation
please let me fuck one of those angelic california girls. thank you.
>>57099367
/um/ no
>>57099470
I've reported you to the Mexican authorities. I hope you regret your decision to insult me and my morality through the internet. What you've done is not only individually degrading and humiliating, but also affects the morals of society as a whole. I implore you to reconsider your lifestyle as a sinner.
>my folder got like 2000 pictures of americans being retarded
>>57099478
i-it just means we are pure right?
>>57099503
>um....
>/cum/ would literally turn retarded without canada
lul
>>57099482
they don't exist lad
only in photoshop
>it's another one of those "drink myself to sleep while listening to sad animu music" nights
>>57099368
I got a 28.. What exactly does the number signify?
>>57099368
wew lad
>>57099521
"And I just want to go back to when we didn't have to drink ourselves to sleep, back to when our dreams didn't weigh us down, back to when each day didn't feel like something we just survived."
Is Trump the new Pete Wilson?
>>57099368
>33
>>57099559
>>57099573
>unironically being a convict
wew lads
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh
>>57099368
>91
>>57099368
Who here a /goodchristianboy/?
>>57099518
Was tempted to add a bunch of ?!?!?!?!'s at the end.
>>57098976
chili con carne
>>57099640
>>57099633
I had the cops called on me because of a confrontation that got loud but nothing happened cause i DINDU NUFFIN
everything else was purely sex related :^)
>>57099601
No. Trump is will win and be effective against illegals instead of letting his state be devoured by them.
>>57099368
>tfw you only got the masturbating ones
>>57099661
>it spins
>>57099516
We're just waiting for the right moment.
W-we're gonna make it.
>one day people will be able to live in their own space ship in the middle of nowhere in space and not have to deal with idiots
>there will be little need for politics or any other bullshit
>we were born too soon to experience this
>>57099741
Nah I'd hop on 4chan and throw all of that away.
>>57099640
Listen, even ironically posting lyrics to corporate pop song that corrupts the youth of today is something to be ashamed of since it promotes premarital sex and/or homosexuality. In turn, the average listener exposed to such degrading lyrics will stray from god's light. You can’t define what “California Girls" actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use such a term to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that arouses you. The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a "California girl” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity.
>>57099368
>
>>57099694
you've never seen/read porn?
goodnight everyone :3
>americans denying that california girls are god tier so they can keep them all to themselves
Not falling your tricks. especially since they're so obvious.
>>57099767
>>57099741
There is no way we're getting off this planet
We are living at the best time to be alive, it only is going downhill for humanity from here
>>57099368
>92
damn alcohol ruining muh purity
>>57099781
Now I understand why Russians like Californian girls too.
>>57099767
u are worth something to me
>>57099781
You can have all the Mexican girls you want. Please take them to your country.
Is this true?
>>57099761
missed the ingested alcohol one, so 96
>>57099819
I don't know who those are
>>57099819
Yes I love the Arctic Brazilians.
>>57099781
California girls are pretty based
t. california
>>57099819
>twitter memes
Off yourself.
>>57099368
Score 20, does this mean I can go to heaven?
>>57099819
Yes, my sister is one of them.
She wants to seem special because of her taste but doesn't want to veer too far from normalcy.
fuck any person who is willingly voting for hillary
BILL wasn't even a good president and you faggots want his wife that he cheated on to be president?
>tfw I have to move out of my mommy and daddy's house soon
Am I gonna make it, /cum/?
nigger loving americucks
>>57099415
i'd still hit it.
>>57099871
For me it goes
Literally any other republican >>>>> Cruz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Trump>>>>Clinton>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sanders
>>57099882
>sweden will top the list on a few decades
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57099882
there is literally nothing wrong with being black
>>57099539
>has money to buy alcohol
frick off normo
>>57099368
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57099879
You and me both.
>>57099871
I'd rather have Clinton over anyone besides Trump.
>>57099879
Start searching for close Motels and get a job.
Conservative Dems are GOAT
>>57099921
but I'm a 24-year-old wizard apprentice
>>57099903
go home el rato
>>57099947
I agree. Too bad she's not one of them.
>>57099882
>13% the population of the USA
>20% the population of Dominican Republic
>Rest of Dominica's population are sp*cs
Jesus I know you're dumb, but put some effort into your bait.
>>57099939
what is wrong with you mentally?
>>57099947
>Conservative Dems
All gone tbqh
>>57099993
We really don't deserve him.
we are living and dying
I wish i had friends desu. Or at least a friend
>really good at thinking of writing prompts
>even better at not following through
is this a job
can I make money doing this
>>57099993
20% of the Dem base still identifies as conservative.
And odds are that they're all more intelligent then most of the GOP base.
>>57099947
me
>>57099368
i got a 40 i want to sudoku
>>57100009
>mfw he was my Senator for 6 years
I largely like Virginia democrats. They're not as crazy as other ones. Except McAuliffe, fuck him.
Webb was the most based of all though
>>57100046
[citation needed]
>>57100030
I'll be your friend unless you're unstable
>>57100032
ya but not a lot
>>57099975
Dominica and Dominican Republic are not the same thing
>>57100058
Add Kaine to that list. But yeah, Webb and Warner are pretty based. I don't know why our state produces so much of them.
how do i get an argie gf
Can I be a tourist guide in Canada or America being bilingual?
>>57100095
step one, go to Argentina
>>57099855
I found it on /mu/ my friend :^')
>>57099367
/um/ you mean?
>>57100030
>tfw had friends going into highschool
>first year was all good
>they slowly stopped inviting me over to play smash
>stopped talking as soon as we graduated
Four years later and still not a single friend
>>57100091
Kaine is alright.
He doesn't make me want to projectile vomit when he speaks, which is more than I can say about McCauliflower
>>57100063
http://www.gallup.com/poll/180452/liberals-record-trail-conservatives.aspx
neat
>>57100084
Oh shit.
Well that actually helps my argument.
>>57100174
>Flag backwards
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57100174
I kinda wanna do this, but it seems super autistic.
>>57100058
I can't think of a single Southern state where the white, local Dems aren't compromised in their progressive beliefs.
What's been called as the "most anti-LGBT piece of legislation" was passed in my state bipartisanly.
>>57100174
mines better
hi /cum/-chan do u want 2 b my frend ?
>>57100199
Nah it's fine, people don't know how we act in /cum/ so anyone who sees it just thinks I'm some north america nerd or something
>>57100194
Who
>>57100225
What was that bill even about? Why is every company threatening to leave?
Just saw my first girl with a septum piercing today. She looked exactly like tumblr except really skinny.
>>57100241
Can I get a couple subs for my youtube channel? Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqW54i24PGw1q7IxciRmgTA
>his president is a nigger
>>57100279
>your first girl with a septum piercing
what did he mean by this
>>57100245
The American flag. When hung like that, the stars are supposed to be in the top-left.
I don't know about the other two.
>>57100287
why the fuck would you have the flag of such a non-country?
might as well get fucking Macedonia while you're at it
>>57100243
Sure, but you would probably end up hating me because I am an awkward sack of shit
>>57098904
Doesn't rato mean rice?
>>57100243
yeah sure
>>57100279
>except really skinny
oh man, I remember when the stereotypical tumblr girl was a skinny pale quirky teenager with mental issues.
Now it's the same but with obese women.
I recently had sex with a girl that I thought it would never happen. Instead of feeling triumph, I feel empty and as if it never happened. Like I want to go back but I cant.
Why do I feel like this
>his country imports muslim niggers
>>57100248
Basically pre-surgery trans people can now inly use the bathrooms meant for the gendervon their birth certificate.
It overturned a local law and everyone thinks it means all laws on discrimination must be now null.
Literally no one read the law and people are nonetheless protesting their right to be mentally deficit freaks.
>>57100293
Obama, like every president since Kennedy, isn't even human
>>57100326
>>57100327
mexicaca
>>57100321
You're thinking of arroz
>>57100243
ok
>>57100305
Fuck you you FUCKING fool.
>>57100298
They are all turned one turn to the right
>>57100334
because you're a bitch ass nigga
get over it and work on yourself
>>57100243
>canada
>>57100335
mind if i save that?
>A sunburn is the result of your skin cells committing mass suicide to protect you from their damaged DNA, which can cause cancer.
Anybody else every worry that maybe we are just like cells and we are programmed to destroy ourselves once we become degenerative?
>>57100337
*only
*gender on
fuck me I need sleep
>>57100358
I would very much. Don't do it, my friend.
>>57100357
the're ok
>>57100358
>asking his master for permission
good mexislave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rnzyhnhUX8
>ice age still hasn't arrived
Some bullshit 2bh
>>57100377
No, because degenerates still have kids.
Этo кoт.
>>57100358
that one is wrong
save this one
>>57100385
oh shit, im sorry
I already did it. Can you forgive me?
>>57100394
>mexishit and weeb
what a subhuman !
>>57100402
Skin cells kill themselves to protect you from cancer, not because the cancer can't grow. That's literally what cancer does, it grows out of control.
>>57100418
says the nignog
Gonna start keeping a diary guys
>>57100327
most tumblr girls i know are skilly pale quirky with mental issues.
>>57100406
A TO KOT
First for traps :33
>>57100430
indios don't even have souls
>>57100436
dear diary
today i was a fag
-you
>>57100436
really cool idea I might try and do that, except I have the reoccurring problem of not being able to form constructive habits.
>>57100351
thanks I think you're right
>>57100453
nice, very nice
>>57100459
weird way to write gingers bud
>>57100465
That.... wasn't very nice.
>>57100436
That's an excellent idea, friend. I just got done writing in mine.
>>57100480
>Dominican philosopher Juan Ginés de Sepúlveda argued that "Indians" were natural slaves because they had no souls, and were therefore beneath humanity. Thus, reducing them to slavery or serfdom was in accordance with Catholic theology and natural law.
>>57100465
Woah... nice.
Deener
>friends and i get drunk at a bar/restaurant
>national anthem comes on
>everyone stands and salutes the flag and drunkenly sings along
Will other countries ever know this kind of patriotism?
>>57100430
why are you insulting americans now?
>Dominican philosopher
>>57100509
What you doing on omegle anon?
>>57100497
>dominican
>philosopher
choose one
>>57100521
i'm only being rude to the guy who's being rude
>>57100499
>>57100487
im innocent
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