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/cum/ canada, usa, mexico general
>>57094096
CANADIAN GIRLS ARE THE TOP OF MY BOAT
What about removing Mexico; Adding Colombia, and Kazakhstan?
>Canada
>>57094149
>chicago
>>57094146
INT. Neighbor's Bedroom - Night.
*slow claps*
*steps out of shadows*
Heh... not bad, goy. Not bad at all. Your cucking, I mean. It's ain't bad. A good attempt. It's quite ethnomasochistic... I can tell it's got some signaling behind it... lots of rage-inducing material... But cucking isn't all sunshine and rainbows, goy. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a cuckster? To join those esteemed cuckolded ranks? To call yourself a member of the EcUck Corps? Cucking takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class cuckolds - I mean the big cucks, like Capt. Sven, Jean-Paul Mé·cuck à Trois, and Hans Fiki Fiki-Wife - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight coal, working tirelessly to craft that next big level of cuckoldry. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new cucking fails. Someone dismisses it as degenerate, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest cuckpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate cucks over at reddit. The Cuck Game is rough, goy, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every cuck meme you craft in your cuckshed, some faggot at 9gag has a picture of a 2011-rage meme stick figure being cucked or some shit that a million different Reddit cuck numale No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, goy. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>57094146
How about removing yourself
>>57094096
pop culture themed coffins is a thing?
wonder if the COD one gets used for school shooting victims
>>57094282
Victims? Sounds like the shooter should have that one.
>>57094319
maybe, but I like to think that coffin is their reward for loosing the match
>>57094273
BTFO'd
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
WE LIED TO YOU NO ONE HERE LIKES YOU
>>57094146
From CUM to KEK?
>>57094450
More like cuck, you cuckfag.
Benito Juarez
>mom came in and told me she's worried I'm depressed
haha wow it only took her 5 years to realize
>>57094859
at least yours mentioned something
most my Mom ever did was send me hippy natural remedy pills for stress when I mentioned on the phone I was going for runs at 3am in winter. was kind of on the verge of having a psychotic breakdown at the time. otherwise I've just gotten yelled at over the years for seeming sad.
>>57094859
Maybe you should have said something yourself?
>>57094857
Well, what about that darkie?
>>57094984
I don't care if she knows
I want to wallow without being pitied
>>57094859
post pictures of your mom
>>57094962
Why run at 3 am? Being depressed makes you not want to sleep or something?
>>57095032
Normally yes but I had a month of severe insomnia and didn't enjoy anything. Couldn't even sit and watch netflix so I was trying to distract myself any way. Think I was afraid I'd hurt myself if I forced myself to sit around too long.
wait, canada has a football team?
Do you know the Jedi code /cum/? Surely as protectors of the master race you know this
>>57095280
something something don't stab youngins
Why is Taiwan so based, /cum/? I'm considering learning Chinese so I can get a qt Taiwanese gf.
>>57095280
I want to slaughter the jedi children and let fascism rule the galaxy.
ITS COMING HOME, LA
>>57094859
I don't think I have any mental issues but I've lived like a failure long enough that I can't just pick myself up and do things again like normal. I can't say something is wrong with me because people will ask what and it basically comes down to being a loser and then people expect you to simple keep calm and carry on with life. I also keep up the charade that I actually can just adjust and live normally because I don't want to give up on myself entirely but it's not enough to keep me from suicide ideation and other bullshit.
>>57095314
http://www.elmundo.es/internacional/2016/03/28/56f961ffca4741135b8b45be.html
>>57095396
sounds like depression
being stuck in a rut is pretty shitty
JOE MCCARTHY RICHARD NIXON
STUDEBAKER TELEVSION
NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA MARILYN MONROE
>>57095492
I want to start a fire.
I think about it a lot.
what kind of interactions with the police have you had, /cum/? how did they go?
If there was a non-muslim group fighting against SJWs and feminism I would join it in a heartbeat.
>>57095510
Literally never even had a single encounter with one. I'm a gud boi.
>invited to college party this friday
>can't drink because im an alcohol
>can't smoke weed because drug test like a week later
oh well i'll make the best of it
>>57095510
Cop caught me smoking weed with my friends when i was 17, he took my weed and made me smash my pipe but then just left.
If Cruz beats trump I'm taking it out on canadian posters
>>57095510
Was removing a sticker from a sign while I was at work and a police officer thought I was trying to steal the sign. When he realized what was going on he said something like "good job citizen" and left.
A similar instance got a transit cop excited when he thought I was a vandal and he said he was really sad because he thought he'd get to arrest someone.
Other then that a few jobs and classes had police come in and talk to us. Friendly guys to be honest.
Thinking about buying a dildo tbqfwyf
>>57095571
>>57095614
>>57095631
are police in canada pretty chill? all the interactions i've had with cops have been very civil and professional, but i'm a polite white person so that's what i would expect.
>>57095627
On one hand I'd find it hilarious if an insane Canadian won the Republican nomination, on the other hand it would mean guaranteed Hilliary which would make me feel bad for you guys.
>>57095578
When I was about 8 me and my friends got questioned by a cop because some kid who asked to join our club (and we declined) told him we sexually harassed him or something and the cop realized we didn't.
One time I was out smoking weed and a cop asked if I had seen a lost child around and I said no and I helped him look for the kid while I was high.
One time when I was even younger I was throwing snowballs at cars with my friend and one cops came and we both ran for it but I couldn't climb fences and my friend could so they caught me and brought me home and did nothing.
>>57094273
MEXICO BRINGING THE HEAT
>>57095678
Cruz and Hillary are the two people I hated the most when this all started, if they both win their nominations I'm going to pray that jesus comes and sets the world on fire
>start taking multi-vitamin
>two days in and i start having this deep urge of cumming inside any decent looking girl with a shred of fertility
I already kind of have a fetish if you can call it that of cumming inside girls.It's not like a oh, i feel like jerking off. It's a, jerking off isn't going to cut i actually have to go get something kind of feeling. Deep within. What is happening.
>>57095725
sounds like your biological clock is ticking. time to wife up a lady and get her preggers.
hey dudes
USA, Canada and Mexicobros alike
just know that when things get tough, there is someone out there rooting for yall in me. things will get better <3
>>57095664
Yeah, generally they are really reasonable, but at the same time really professional and uphold their stature.
Usually they don't make a huge deal out of marijuana. Although they are super strict and handle situations very quickly and don't fuck around when it comes to more serious stuff like violence.
Feel bad for any Americans balding right now.
>>57095664
All the cops I've met seemed like nice normal people but I haven't met many. I'm sure in more serious situations they're more professional but I hear about them letting people off for minor infractions with warnings pretty often.
It probably depends on the area. I've heard officers in Quebec are assholes. I think they're some of the highest paid government workers over there and they vandalized a public office building in protest, their cars, and wore neon camo pants while at work when they didn't get another raise a while back.
>>57095750
But i'm only 20 and men can impregnate girls up until their like late 50s.
>>57095725
>I have a fetish for having sex with girls
you monster
>>57095692
>One time when I was even younger I was throwing snowballs at cars with my friend and one cops came and we both ran for it but I couldn't climb fences and my friend could so they caught me and brought me home and did nothing.
That's adorable. You must have been shitty your pants though.
>>57095751
T-thanks anon ;_;
>>57095778
Don't.
It's cheap as fuck and my head isn't lumpy.
>>57095779
it was my understanding that all quebecois were assholes
>>57095781
any 20 year old woman marrying and having kids with a 50 year old man is a flat-out gold digger and will be shagging the pool boy while you're at the office.
>>57095722
I think if that happens then Jesus hates you and America too much to do it any favours.
>>57095867
what do we have to do to regain his love
please say remove all feminists and sjws
>>57095852
>it was my understanding that all quebecois were assholes
there's some okay ones but their cities do breed an entitled snob behaviour
it's just when that type of behaviour leaks into a profession where you need to be professional and have the confidence of citizens it's kind of a problem
I can never tell if my asian neighbor is beating his wife, playing with his kid, or having sex.
>>57095901
feminazi's are sjw's
and maybe, I don't know anymore. you should probably just civil war, split the country up, and then invade the sjw side. it's not like they'll have suitable recruits to fight back. Kind of wish we could do that with Ontario.
>>57095510
"Step outside the car sir"
"Why am I being searched? AM I BEING DETAINED??"
>>57095996
I think their state is running out of water anyway, we just need to hope it becomes an island before they all decide to move off of it.
>>57096021
>t. libertarian pro
>>57096033
>>57096021
those videos are always great
Trump talking about backing out of NATO
FUCKING BASED
>>57096046
if global warming happens I think part of jew york goes under water
some things will sort themselves out naturally with enough time. just make sure you build a wall to keep them in the dying cities
>>57096102
>if
buddy, we're running out of water. Take the ultimate red pill and kill yourself before you have to experience mad max irl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2fOk19Iao
stream, though there's some echo
>>57096102
Reading this just made me want to watch The Day After Tomorrow
>>57094859
It took mine 6 years of being a NEET shut in for her to realise I have problems.
>playing the witch 2
>trying to blow up nekker nests
>the prompt to even do the action takes ten seconds just to get in the appropriate position for
>can't pick up items without them being in exactly the perfect position a foot in front of me
>prompts take too long to show up
>prompts won't show up during combat, but i have to blow up nekker nests that respawn nekkers infinitely until i blow it up
>die because my character glitches out and stands in place, not letting me do anything
>>57096163
are you talking about that desert city that tries to have green grass
>>57096164
>some
jesus christ dude watch this meme stream instead
https://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
>>57096166
It won't be that chaotic but most coastal cities are pretty fucked if the water levels keep going up.
Re-posting this poll because people want a larger sample
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
>>57096225
thanks, the Polish channel is usually decent. not sure what's wrong
Do they have Hershey's in America?
pic related
>American criticize Europe
>TFW white people in America are the degenerates who couldn't make it in Europe
>>57096251
im straight but I make jokes about all of them
>>57095510
>rear ended someone weakly in a shitty situation that was my fault
>totalled my car, theres barely had a scratch
>nearly got caught in my car with a bent door as it filled with smoke, collapsed out of the car
>cop came up in a few minutes thanks to some old guy who called them in, got off with a 120
best game
>>57096267
Yeah. Every store that sells candy has them
>>57096272
didn't an American take down one of your sand nigger terrorists on a train
you'd be lucky to have them with things as they are now, they're more competent then you hipster faggots
>>57096301
Worst gun
>>57096272
Yeah man I'm sure all the most intelligent people don't move to the USA.
Europeans argue about where Tesla was from, yet Tesla said he valued his american citizenship more than anything.
America is just all the alphas of the word being fed up being led by sheep and creating a country of their own.
>>57096301
Forgotenn hope a best
Where are the traps, /cum/?
>>57096272
>TFW white people in America are the degenerates who couldn't make it in Europe
Is this actually true? I never understood it
I thought it was a mix of rich and poor
How did America thrive so much if it was a nation of poor shits then?
>>57096251
I'm straight but would probably suck a feminine dick.
>>57096367
YOU LIVE IN BRAZIL. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOP OF THAT STUFF.
>>57096272
We bitch about Europe because we want Europe to remain strong. A lot of us never want to live in Europe (only huge plus I immediately think of in Europe is all the beautiful women, but there are those here too), but few of us genuinely dislike Europe.
>>57096339
Not to be a douche, but isn't Mass. super anti-gun? Don't get me wrong, I L O V E your state, especially the South Shore.
>>57096360
One of my fave games of all time.. Been playing FH2 for a long time now... Just doesnt feel as good as FH doe...
>>57096399
Yeah, we have plenty of high-test trannies, but this is not what I want, man
>>57096301
that's not Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2...
>>57096367
No traps here m8
>>57096417
I know that feel. The bf2 engine just didn't feel the same to me
>>57096267
Hersheys was founded here, of course they're gonna sell it
>>57096379
Something to do with raping and killing the natives to address their inferiority complex
>>57096413
I'm originally from NY and my dad is a detective. He gave me a Sturmgewehr for my 16th birthday, we are not all stereotypes of our area's lad
>>57096450
Why are you lying to me? Stop hiding it
Do you really expect me to believe that this guy (>>57095979) was lying?
>>57096485
That doesn't do anything
That just gives you an empty country
If it was just poor Europeans making up America, then it would be an irrelevant shithole today
>>57096515
Fucking rad yo. Are you in the western half? I assume the gun laws are looser in that region.
>>57096518
we are more progressive here and acknowledge girls as traps
>>57096528
A lot of intellectually deprived people came here for the opportunity to put their skills to good use. See Tesla
Hello
>>57096485
how are they inferior if they over threw the savages that just did nothing but kill each other for generations?
I think I'm going to get registered to vote just so I can vote for trump
>>57096562
>girls as traps
reverse that
>>57096562
wait, what?
>>57096592
do it m8
>>57096557
Nope I'm in Boston right now, in college, so no guns
>>57096598
Oh, right
Should I be looking out for any specific regional flags?
>>57096592
godspeed
>>57096673
Mexican flag anime avatarfag Jalisco poster is also a trap
Supposedly
>>57096592
what state are you in
>>57096574
Hola
>>57096592
I'm already registered as a democrat so I'm voting for Sanders. Tbh his views line up with mine the closest, and I would feel sick voting for Shillary. If she gets the nominations, I'd probably go Trump in the national election.
>>57096753
one of those irrelevant states in new england
Trump does better when he isn't getting attacked by literally everyone.
>>57096673
most texas flags but definitly Prince Edward Island
>>57096592
Same desu
I don't want to go down the progressivist path of Europe, it's only going to end in bloodshed
>>57096811
The democratic party won't allow Bernie to win.
"muh superdelegates"
>>57096811
>Voting for Sanders
>>57096819
HARTFORD
A
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F
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>>57096825
Trump only does well when he's being attacked by everyone. It motivates people to act.
>>57096819
>living in rhode island
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>57096842
>I don't want to go down the progressivist path of Europe,
Kek what?
Everything 'progressive' is invented in America, it starts in America and spreads to Europe
>>57096835
>Prince Edward Island
Wew, I don't think I've ever seen that flag
Thanks, m8
>>57096752
I'll keep an eye out for him, lad. Thank you.
>>57096869
I mean in terms of talking about stuff. I watched some debates and politicians seem to struggle with the quiz show format.
Looks like we're going to the World Cup faggots
where da white womin at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ0yxruBX-s
>be relatively good looking
>be able to talk to strangers with ease
>be unable to keep a conversation, get anxious when talking something not from school/job
JDIMSA
>>57096928
the what
isn't that for quidditch
>>57096928
>posting a photo of Trump while talking about fagball
don't do that
> tfw none of the candidates appeal to me
>>57096893
Not really, y'all are and continue to be far more liberal than us.
Can't say shit about multiculturalism and all that though, we're a shithole in that respect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZMP0DuiDh0
>>57096866
>>57096893
I said I was from one of the irrelevant STATEs, not from the mass suburbs
>>57096893
>Everything 'progressive' is invented in America, it starts in America and spreads to Europe
Yeah m8 that's why we have people getting arrested for looking at people on the bus and that's why we are accepting 9 trillion refugees.
Keep blaming America for everything because you choose to hide from reality.
You drink yourselves to death so you can ignore the fact that you're losing your national identity to a hateful religion over 700 years after the crusades.
>>57096951
>he doesn't know blacks date mexicans girls more than white girls over here
kek
why do you think all the mexican gangs try to target blacks almost exclusively
>>57097014
https://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>>57097195
That site is bullshit tbf, just check their sources
>>57097162
Now I see why so many 2nd-3rd gen chicanos are so retarded
>>57097195
>take this quiz so we can tell you who to vote for without you doing any actual fact checking on your own
sheep to the slaughter
>>57097195
I took it before
I got like 60% Bernie
50% Trump
50% Hillary
>>57097037
https://soundcloud.com/rallye-label/x-yeye
>>57096835
>most texas flags
Texas is the straightest state in the union desu.
>>57097248
>implying any of the electorate educates themselves beyond news clips
>implying business interests don't irreversibley sway the vote with the vast amounts of resources they can pool into the campgain
>implying the electoral college doesn't control the vote anyway
>implying you're any different
How can one anon be so misguided?
>>57097195
political quizzes are always bullshit
>>57097339
An ignorant voter is better than a misled voter.
>>57097309
please refer to the last thread if you need any proofs
good night /cum/
i love you all and hope you all sleep well
>>57097467
Just fapped to that on /h/ yesterday
>>57097476
goodnight and good luck
>>57097399
I honestly just posted the quiz for us lads to enjoy, like the myers-briggs threads. I don't take it seriously, my friend.
>>57097299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akZYNrzwTZ4
Game is about to start
>>57097530
myers-briggs and the ones that say I have serious mental problems are more fun
no mexicans allowed in the upper city
>>57097531
>grown ass men unironically listening to this shit
>>57097563
If you take the quiz and score high on conservatives, then you do have serious mental problems.
>>57097573
MAKE TARIS GREAT AGAIN
>>57097597
build a wall and drive the bus of muslim mexicans into a river is all I'm saying
>>57097530
The world is at stake this election lad, no fucking around.
If hillary wins we are doomed to two thousand years of nothing but SJWs and feminism and all white men become slaves and humanity devolves in every aspect.
If trump wins we have another golden age of innovation and prosperity and muslims are finally confronted and could potentially become functioning members of the world community.
>>57097582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqLniFy6ww
>do homework online
>get question right
>website counts it wrong anyways
>>57097582
this is some good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNYt43xB3Fg
>>57097573
I wish they'd make a game that focused more on the dark side.
I want to oppress people and force choke employees who talk back.
Portugal's made a fun thread, hope we can help him have a nice night: >>57097413
Sometimes I feel like, if I ran for a political office, I could rally so many people it would rival some of histories greats.
I dream of the day I am in power and a feminist approaches me and asks me to do something for them so I can spit in his or her face.
>>57097531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18a89_jTPQw
>>57097621
only orbital lasers will make taris great again
>>57097657
His head looks like Jack Nicholson
>>57097664
Australia pls
>>57097674
stick to the day dreams or run for mayor on r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-gBds6v6Ak
>trying to fap
>mfw start hearing roommate's puppy crying in her cage
>>57097735
Your country elected a substitute (not even a full time) teacher because he promised to legalize weed.
Don't talk to me about anything related to politics, you flag is a fucking leaf, something I step on every day of my life.
>>57097751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPyOhP1GTRQ
>>57097780
>tfw forgot the weedman was at my school today so didn't get to shout memes at him
Not even sure where he went on campus tho 2bh
>>57097679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAAmrFxJACI
>>57097658
staying at a friend's apt for a week. how do you deal with taking a shit? tell everyone to leave for 30 min?
>>57097780
sure /robot/, sure.
and he was actually a part time DRAMA teacher. you can't even get your insults properly straightened out, so I'd advice avoiding Australians cause they'll ass rape you.
>>57097751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aN2NwwvV6g
Where do i get this so called famous "gf"?
>>57097625
This. I don't think trump has a problem with assimilated Muslims
T. Agnostic from a Muslim family voting for trump
>>57097811
Are you in Calgary? I thought he was there or somewhere in Alberta talking about E.I. for the oil sands to try and prevent talk about separating from Canada.
>>57097751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo29PoLkoOM
>>57097817
>cute (143)
How many?
What do you think is the driving force behind human action? Or is there one force?
I think its certain that all humans have a will to pleasure, a will to power, and a will to meaning. However the force that is the strongest in each individual varies.
For the vast majority of people the most powerful force is the will to pleasure, followed by the will to meaning.
This leaves the will to power as the least common, but this is ultimately the best force an individual can be driven by because it should also satisfy the will to pleasure and obscure the will to meaning if it is successful.
The will to meaning is the worst force to be driven by because human being can never actually know if there is an inherent meaning to life, and even if there is one we can never know it for certain.
Thoughts on this?
>>57097828
>it's wrong because you didn't use my preferred adjective
Never reply to my posts again you uneducated peasant, dare I say, you troglodyte
>>57097879
not enough
>>57097780
>The PM has any actual power
wew
>>57097866
Not him, but I am from Edmonton.
Nobody but morons here think seceding would be a good idea.
I'm sure a majority would be against statehood too.
>>57097899
cry to your wifes son, nigger
I've been having trouble sleeping.
You guys know of any way I could get to sleep easier?
>inb4 kill yourself
>>57097896
What is this highschool tier shit.
It's logic. All living things work on their own form of logic, all actions you and all living things preform can be accounted for and predicted by logic.
This is unironically freshmen biology 101 shit anon, put the pipe down.
>>57097913
I know it's not serious talk of leaving Canada but the East v. West divide got worse when he was elected.
Especially with all the pipelines talks going no where mixed with the oil dollar going to shit.
>>57097920
Try weed.
>>57097866
>Are you in Calgary?
Yeah he apparently talked to some dudes on EI or something while he was in the city too. No word on weed afaik.
>>57097908
Upload zip pls?
>>57097920
I usually just listen to long songs or peaceful songs until I doze off
>>57097709
Stay safe, god bless
>>57097817
https://soundcloud.com/user-708436727/maids-sanjou-full-version
>>57097922
raja putaso
aprende a hablar
>>57097920
I doubt it will help you, but it helps me:
music, particularly genres that are better when you concentrate on them like classical or post-rock (pic related)
>>57097957
We'll always hate the East (and B.C.) and they will always hate us.
>>57097963
I live in Calgary too. I didn't know he was still in the area.
Also weed is very low on their agenda so check back in a year or two.
>>57097989
>Putaso
Despidete de esa cuentita, maquina cosmica
>>57094096
Mexico vs Canada in football right now! :D
>NYC is LITERALLY an island
You can't make this shit up.
>>57097920
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose
>>57098011
anything east of the cascades is a shit.
t. cascadia pro
WHITE PEOPLE OUUUTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57097920
Jack it before bed
>>57097936
Okay
Give me something to read on that then
>>57098059
think you meant to post in /brit/ but you wouldn't even need to in that shit hole
>>57098059
easy on the firewater there, chief.
>>57098034
Incredibly rude
>>57098065
Try this lad
>mfw a shitskin posts in the same thread as me
>>57098059
back to pakistan
>>57097805
Holy shit people actually saved my pic
will I become a meme, /cum/?
>Canada
>>57098122
No, a philosophy book dude
>>57098133
Yes?
>>57098011
Albertans are strange, they're like the Texans of Canada. I've met a lot of cool Albertans, but I've also met a ton that were insufferable asswipes. Your province is a breeding ground for braindead rednecks, but those of you with a decent head on your shoulders are fine by me.
In the break room at work desu lads
Looking forward to going home in about 3 more hours
>>57098143
http://www.annexation.ca/
i'm literally crying so hard i'm shaking
>>57098136
Try one of these lad
>>57098150
most people I meet in Alberta are originally from Eastern Canada but moved here for work and became a pompous assholes due to the money
That's actually Harper's story, he's from Ontario.
>>57098131
Last night you made history.
>>57098158
I'd be down desu
>>57098164
What's wrong faggo- I mean friend?
>>57098164
drink vodka
>>57098158
>Meet the team
>A chink is there
It's not even funny anymore
>>57098164
Lucky wish I could cry
>>57098186
w-what happened
>>57098215
Some dumb ass is trying to become a meme
Let's share links to posts we've made in other threads
>>57098226
>>57098206
founder is some fat guy from Quebec too
>>57098215
Epic memes
>>57097973
post tummy and I'll consider it
>>57097989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNA9U74o4Y
really glad my ancestors left the UK and came here tbqh
>>57098242
who is the qt in the back
>>57098259
Me too.
North America is the best place on Earth, literally never want to live anywhere else.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Union
nice canadian titties.
>>57098292
I don't know.
Those Ukraine riots looked pretty fun. I want to throw molotovs at people.
>>57098290
some girl
>>57098347
will she date me
>>57098357
ill date you
>>57098357
maybe
>>57098292
>mfw I can drive three hours west and be in the mountains
>can go three hours north and be in the sub-arctic
>can go three hours east and be in the shield
>can go three hours south and be in the prairies
>all in the same country
>>57098325
Really what's stopping you here?
>>57098365
ok what do we do now
>>57098251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EIHak0--40
>>57098242
Cops were out in full force Easter Sunday busting people for Kinder.
>>57098377
I want to arson but I don't want to go to jail.
>>57098251
>>57098305
>>57098377
>>57098387
STOP
YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
YOU ARE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER WE HAVE REACHED 305 POSTS IN ORDER TO CUTEPOST
HAVE A NICE, SECURE, AND ORDERLY DAY
THANK YOU
>>57098377
>mfw driving 3 hours in any direction doesn't let me escape the prairies
>>57098405
go way out into the backcountry and arson there.
>/cum/ will become /u/
>>57098410
it's not "cuteposting" it's avatarfagging
>>57098377
Yes, but how long is it to the ocean?
explain this shit canada
>>57098419
>/cum/ will become /u/
/luso/ is already a /u/ colony.
>>57098417
Smokey the bear would kick my ass.
>>57098410
nah
>>57098419
It'll be a good day.
>>57098442
14 hours. If I could drive to the ocean and back in a day why would I even live on North America?
>>57098453
You guys have Smokey too?
>>57098453
go out to the tundra and arson there.
>>57098478
the meme about us being America-lite isn't exactly false.
>>57098432
do you even know what avatarfagging is
>>57098478
I vaguely remember it as a kid but it was probably American TV shows making references to it.
>>57098432
I don't care what you call, as long as I don't have to look at it
>>57098387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHjLMpB1uj4
i really want to get this meme baseball cap.
do you know where can I buy the shit?
>>57095275
It seems so.
>>57098502
you'll look at it and you'll like it
>>57098383
uhh i don't know. I've never done this before
>>57098502
hotpockets needs to do his job
someone start up the microwave
>>57098494
You should have Blazey the Beaver or something. Smokey only cares about AMERICAN forest fires. Canada can burn for all he cares.
>>57098519
I kind of want the hat to upset people in the Hipster side of town.
>>57098474
You could live in the sweet spot in between the mountains and sea
>every fucking saturday
>mexican music blaring throughout the apartment complex
letting Charlie elevate my mind, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY7OLfHDX48
>>57098447
Isn't this an American family?
>>57098560
I think we share a national park, so a fire on either side of ours can spread into the other.
>>57098523
>implying he doesn't save them all
He's just baiting us to post more, which is fine.
>>57098519
America
>>57098563
>Inland B.C.
No thanks.
>New manager
>She's only a few years older than me
>No one particularly likes her
>I'm one of the few people who actually get along with her
>Supposed to take my break and my lunch before 8:00
>Lunch finishes right at 8, ask if I can quickly take my break right after
>She thinks it over and says okay
>As I'm walking away she yells to me "You're lucky I like you"
wh-what did she mean by this
>>57098519
I got mine on Amazon.
>>57098608
she wants sum ficke
As someone with an IQ of 194, every one with a lower IQ than 100 shouldn't be allowed to breed. This would solve the population problem and the country would be much better as a whole. I'm sure my IQ would be over 200 if I didn't finish the test in under 10 minutes. If I wasn't so busy learning the first 1000 digits of pie I would have time to run for president.
>>57098608
she would have said yes anyways but spit in your coffee if you were another employee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGz5DPqU-p0
Sooo what's going on here?
>>57098637
>As someone with an IQ of 194, every one with a lower IQ than 100 shouldn't be allowed to breed. This would solve the population problem and the country would be much better as a whole. I'm sure my IQ would be over 200 if I didn't finish the test in under 10 minutes. If I wasn't so busy learning the first 1000 digits of pie I would have time to run for president.
>>57098608
Look at things from her point of view.
She's new, just started working there. Doesn't know anyone too well.
Most people there don't get along with her. She feels distant, maybe lonely.
You get along with her though.
She can talk and joke around with you now.
You could use this to try becoming friends.
When I read Emerson when I was younger I thought it was all just a bunch of pseudo-hippy nonsense but I've recently reread Self Reliance and I think he might have really been on to something
Its without a doubt not all there, but I think he was really going somewhere
Although I'm still convinced that Transcendentalism is mostly bullshit
>>57098524
can I hold your hand?
>>57098637
This planet doesn't deserve a person of your stature
>>57098667
In America you can sue anyone for anything.
>/brit/ fedoraposting
cancer
just did a poo lol
>>57098667
absolutely brutal, suprised she could walk after that
>>57098722
quality post there pal
>>57098684
>>57098702
n 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
>>57098760
proof a doodle doo
>>57098760
Congratulations my friend.
>>57098760
I feel comfort in knowing there are people like you that will lead our society to new heights
>>57098787
Well I don't have definitive proof. However, My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understood physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
>>57098846
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
>>57098846
Yeah but youre still a fag
>>57095510
I got snitched out by a classmate, and a state police found 10 grams of cheap weed in my car.
I wanted to fuck this emo girl so bad but there always was someone in my house and I didn't want to spend money in a motel, so I made the most considerable thing, drive her to the middle of nowhere and fuck.
Long story short, I almost pissed myself out of fear because I was 16, fucked the emo girl in her place later that week and bride the officer with $1000 pesos I had hidden in my car, (like 80 bucks in that time.).
The police officer was chill, but this emo chick thought he was going to rape her or some shit like that. We were literally in the middle of nowhere so even if she had screamed no one could've heard us.
>>57098874
And, money has been a really constant interest of mine. There are few things I prioritize more highly than becoming a billionaire, and NOTHING in the real world that I prioritize more than at least having a few million dollars (though, that's a pretty easy goal, and if it comes down to it I can find a way to achieve it without conflicting my other interests). The only way I'll change my mind about this like you did with game programming is if it turns out that it will conflict my higher priorities.
NEW BREAD WHEN
>>57098894
>bride the officer with $1000 pesos I had hidden in my car, (like 80 bucks in that time.).
Must be nice to live in Mexico
>>57098929
jaja no, saludos.
desu
>>57099062
Any suggestions?
I miss cock.
>>57099486
Mail.
>>57099507
I'm not sure I've been in a similar predicament of missing cock desu.
>>57099507
I too, miss cock.
>>57099565
Cock is so good. I miss it.
You do lewd stuff irl too?
>>57099603
>tfw no cock available 24/7 for you.
>>57099643
>You do lewd stuff irl too?
Depends what you mean by lewd.
>>57099643
>tfw you can't slather your tongue around a long pale cock and feel it harden in your mouth until it barely fits
>>57099712
Touching cocks with different parts of your body.
>>57099715
That's hot. I never sucked a cock that wasn't hard.
>>57099755
>Touching cocks with different parts of your body.
I can't say I have desu.
>>57099792
I've only sucked cocks, desu. You have never done anything lewd?
>>57099846
The only cock I've touched is my own desu.
>>57099904
That's unfortunate.
>>57099904
I like cocks to the point I'm addicted. If you think about trying one, I recommend desu. You just need to be careful and picky(I used grindr since CL isn't popular here).
>>57099904
ALABAMA
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A
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>>57100027
I'm definitely alright with it.
>>57100031
>. If you think about trying one, I recommend desu
That's alright, anon. I'm not exactly a fan of cocks desu.
>>57100071
Anon pls.
>>57100170
>exactly a fan of cocks desu.
What kind of lewd do you like?
>>57100196
I like girls desu.
feel terrible desu
>>57100253
Told you not to buy it.
>>57100239
That's a little bit confusing, desu.
>>57100253
Why do you feel terrible?
>>57100316
pls don't remind me
>>57100328
just took a 200 mile round trip desu
>>57100328
>That's a little bit confusing, desu.
Why is that?
So who won the contest thingy
>>57100375
>just took a 200 mile round trip desu
How did it go?
>>57100376
You're so cute and lewd.
>>57100426
>How did it go?
It went how it was supposed to. An hour and a half down, a four hour class with an off-duty cop, and two hours back. Took a detour to say hi to my mom before her surgery tomorrow.
>>57100426
All but one """won""".
>>57100426
Everyone but you, Washington, and one Manitoban I believe.
>>57100434
>You're so cute
T-thanks. I'm still attracted to the feminine appearance desu.
Can't say I have any interest in cocks going into me.
>>57100517
That sounds tiring.
Your mom is fine tho?
>>57100566
I understand.
>mfw I'm attracted to the feminine appearance, but I like cocks too.
>>57100517
>>57100566
>Everyone but you, Washington, and one Manitoban I believe.
aww so you didn't even get a bunch of lewd pics out of it?
>>57100650
>Your mom is fine tho?
kinda
something's wrong with her uterus, causes her to menstruate for like two weeks at a time. they're taking out that part but nothing else, not a full hysterectomy.
feeling anxious about it, trying to avoid thinking too much.
>>57100676
pfft
>>57100676
>aww so you didn't even get a bunch of lewd pics out of it?
pls
>>57100706
>>57100709
I understand. I wish her well.
>>57100734
thanks. she seemed to be in decent spirits when I talked to her, though she's probably way more worried than I am.
>>57100709
I'm sure everything will be alright, anon. Had a few recent hospital scares with some family not long ago as well. Uncomfortable situation to be in.
>>57100676
I think it went pretty well over all desu.
Also, seeing as though you lost, we are still waiting for you to pay up, anon.
>>57100766
thanks.
interesting choice of image, by the way. any significance to it?
>>57100802
>any significance to it?
Yeah. Montana soon desu.
>>57100756
Surgeries are scary stuff, desu. I'm certain everything will turn out fine.
>>57100766
>You'll never do lewd stuff with Texas anon.
>>57100802
>that gif
My favorite version is the Dante's one.
>>57100851
>JACKPOT!
>>57100709
>>57100729
>>57100766
So you all just made a bunch of lewd pictures even though you all didn't lose?
hmm, I figured you all just needed an excuse to make cute lewd pics!
>>57100814
hmm I'll try to do some this week...although I did just get a huge tax refund so maybe I ought to buy something new...
>>57100882
>I did just get a huge tax refund
you should be prompt in filing your taxes desu
>>57100851
>>You'll never do lewd stuff with Texas anon.
You know, even if that did happen, I'd be on top the whole time desu. Are you okay with that, anon?
>>57100882
>I ought to buy something new...
Oh? Did you have some things in mind already?
>>57100940
Doesn't really matter when you do it as long as it's before april 15th desu
My taxes are a fucking shitshow too, goddamn complicated bullshit.
>>57100943
a chastity cage I think, and who knows, maybe some fun clothes? haven't thought about it much beyond the cage
>>57100943
>I'd be on top the whole time desu. Are you okay with that, anon?
Of course. I'm a sissy.
>>57100994
>chastity cage
Mine are pretty straightforward but I'm also technically poor desu
>>57100994
>a chastity cage I think
What's the appeal? I'm being honest and serious.
>>57100994
Have you considered doing any webms of stuff?
>>57100996
What kind of lewd things do you want done to you, sissy anon?
>>57101022
All the deductions get really complicated when you run a business and all these dumb taxes bleh
I overpaid the gov too, so I got a lot back, which I wish I hadn't done cause it's just giving them an interest free loan. oh well got it sorted I think.
>>57101049
they look cute, and sissy boys shouldn't be able to touch themselves without permission!
>>57101115
>Have you considered doing any webms of stuff?
Not lately, I've been distracted by life.
>>57100882
>So you all just made a bunch of lewd pictures even though you all didn't lose?
No.
I tried to make someone lose, but he cheated.
>>57101139
>when you run a business
oh
didn't know that
nice
>I overpaid the gov too, so I got a lot back, which I wish I hadn't done cause it's just giving them an interest free loan. oh well got it sorted I think.
the interest is payment for not getting fucked in an audit desu
>>57101177
Sounds like cheating was totally worth it, in that case :p
>>57101181
ya I run a construction company. We've got nearly $750k on the books for this summer so we ought to do well.
>the interest is payment for not getting fucked in an audit desu
My father is an accountant so I ought to be ok. Next year though I'm gonna hire his firm to do it all, the savings is not worth the hassle imo
>>57101139
But without an erection, how are you going to feel pleasure?
>>57101177
He definitely didn't cheat at all. I'll vouch for him.
>>57101285
nice
an accountant is always worth desu, if I had been a bit more savvy I could have made money back on taxes for 2015.
>>57101312
that anon's tastes are more permissive than he lets on
>>57101312
you've heard of the prostate, right? :DDD
>>57101340
Lewd, desu.
>>57101343
I can't seem to get a prostate orgasm on my own. So I don't even try with a real cock. I just suck them while touching myself.
>>57101375
patience and mood desu
>>57101327
He did.
>>57101378
I once went 5 days without fapping and tried for a couple of hours, but nothing. I even got near it a few times, but it never came.
I still got a hands-free orgasm that day.
>>57101378
You should show him the webm and give him some tips.
>>57101393
Did not. He wouldn't have lost that night anyway. There was probably only one day that could've went bad desu.
>>57101340
I've never hired one yet. Taxes are pretty easy if you just work for somebody and get a w2
>>57101375
It takes some practice to get used to finding your prostate, but when you do it's so very worth it.
apparently it really depends on the tops skills if they can get you off from anal sex, but I dunno as I've never done it with a guy~
>>57101492
>Taxes are pretty easy if you just work for somebody and get a w2
yeah
I forgot that the government exempts something like 54cents a mile until I'd already filed desu
drove about 20,000 miles that year
>>57101452
that's not what the webm was desu
>>57101492
I think I found it that day, but I'll try it again some day.
>>57101625
Did you just do it by hand? Seems like a tax software should have caught the mileage.
>>57101651
It's worth it, you naughty sissy!
>>57101727
Turbotax desu
>>57101452
also did that last post from last night make any sense
>>57101452
>There was probably only one day that could've went bad desu.
Last day?
>>57101727
Better than hands-free?
>>57101870
probably the last day of week 1 desu
>>57101746
hmm that's what i use. crappy luck
>>57101881
I've always thought hands free referred to prostate orgasm, so I dunno what you mean really ;s
>>57101884
unfair
>>57102018
biology desu
>>57101963
>I've always thought hands free referred to prostate orgasm
It can be.
In my case, I just go with no-fap for a few days and wait until I'm horny enough. After that I watch some sissy hypno and cum without touching my dick. Just by watching porn and moving my hips.
>>57101963
might have overlooked it desu
I had been running on no sleep because consecutive work shifts and I had to bitch at the front office for not processing the change-of-address form I submitted a month beforehand for my w2, so they sent me a digital copy and I filed then and there
also good taste
>>57102050
>Just by watching porn and moving my hips.
demon of lust desu
>>57102050
> Just by watching porn and moving my hips.
how does that even work? rubbing your doodad against the sheets or something?
>>57102083
>also good taste
that's my favorite chinese drawing so far! :o
>>57102083
It's a powerful orgasm.
>>57102142
I don't rub my dick at all. I just get really horny and move my hips back and forth.
>>57102229
It could be that you're flexing your pelvic floor and that's stimulating your prostate and pepperoni roll.
>>57102251
It could be, I don't know desu. I can't do it without going no-fap for a few days, tho.
It does makes a lot of sense. Sometimes when doing it I even stretch my legs to get more stimulus.
