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Sufficiently low enough in the catalog to satiate Jan Knee's arbitrary and autismal preferences for when it's appropriate to migrate to a new thread edition
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cara
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IU
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karen
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erica
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Don't wake Janny
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Thoughts?
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>>57046626
She's actually pretty fucking cute in that picture. I don't normally like her.
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Tfw brit gf
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doing a poo
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arite lads?
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>>57046633
>>57046626

might as well kms now I will never be first

FUCK CARA
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>>57046603

Shit edition desu
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need get bed me haha
what am I like
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wish my mum would come home and make me pancakes and tell me i'm handsome and smart
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>>57046681
fuck off terrorist
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mornin you absolute wastemen whats the word
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I really don't get it lads

Ireland is right beside us, seems to be pretty identical living there compared to here, yet there isn't any real immigration issues over there. How come? They just had elections recently and looking through the news from then, there seems to be little to no talk about immigration.

Is it just because they're a smaller country or what? Why do immigrants keep coming to the UK despite being allowed into Ireland just as easily, but they don't face the same hostility there as a bonus.
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>>57046681
I hope caralad and gooklad take turns in blocking you out, you paki fuck
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Asuka.
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Felt like shit all day, did fucking nothing, probably all the chocolate I ate yesterday
Hope I'm feeling better tomorrow
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>>57046736
The UAE really isn't even very close to Pakistan. Just throwing that out there.
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>>57046719
benefits and fame
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>>57046662
in loo?
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>>57046603

who is this semen demen

oh and Britannia rules the waves and shit
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>>57046768
rasheed
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>>57046719
immigrants immigrate to places they know by word of mouth or where they already have relatives, doubt your average syrian even knows where's Ireland located
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is the caretaker about? I need a word
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>>57046669

It truly does infuriate me that the latest Weeb shit are popular here, while so many of our comics have disappeared over the years.
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Hello?

I've done the Kleopatra shit
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plan proceeds apace
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TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RHAT YOU RONT
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>>57046835
ever thought that maybe japs just write a better story than britcucks?
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>>57046779
nah i shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain most of the time
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Off to the pakishop to get some crisps, hope I don't get blown up hahahaha
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>>57046862
GOAT awful OP.
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>>57046736
I'm sudanese you fuck
>>57046703
and I aint no terri, toothpaste faggot
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Can you fucking cunts be quiet?

My wife's son is sleeping
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>>57046719

Your health system is entirely free ours is not. Better bennies as a whole. We end up with the ones refused/kicked out of the uk
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>>57046768
If the countries browns, they're a paki
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>>57046940
>ours
>we
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>>57046873

Yes, but then I put that theory to the test.
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>>57046962
>country is green

told ya I aint no paki
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>>57046654
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1979
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>>57046962
but the uae is pink in that picture
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>>57046837
http://pastebin.com/dXKFbejv

Copy and paste this entire thing and save it as .asc in notepad.

In kleopatra "import certificate" the file you've saved.

http://www.royalmail.com/find-a-postcode

Use this to type up your address very neatly. Remember that the postie won't deliver it if the name on the letter doesn't match the name on the house

Once you've written up your address how you want it to be sent, copy it and then in Kleopatra click the clipboard and hit encrpt then click the certificate you just imported. Then click next until you're finished.

Then when you're finished you'll have a bunch of text. Put it in a pastebin and (You) me the link
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>>57046929
>I'm sudanese you fuck
>implying there's a difference

lmao
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>>57046793
I'm white though.
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>>57046719
Ireland seems like an alright place to move to desu
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>>57046968
yeah? tell me about the numerous british comics that are supposedly better than japanese manga
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poo
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>>57046964

On vacation :^)
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>>57047008
>Put it in a pastebin and (You) me the link
I'm giving you my address?
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And so everything is new and brave, red poppies and good food, cigarettes and summer breeze.
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>>57046835
I read the Dandy and Beezer as a kid (plus Dredd) but its depressing to know both are dying
I think French stuff fares better purely because its in French though they do have a long history with more artistic stuff as well.

I just wonder why British comics have such a difficult time appealing to more people, I don't believe its due perceived "kiddiness" since there are plenty of very "kid" oriented comics/mangas and beyond that Britain is well known for its extremely grim comic series', I don't know of many other countries that can make grim humour work so well.

I feel bad for the Dandy especially because Desperate Dan is such a great character yet it seems whoever runs it now has no idea how to handle him well.
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>>57046962
i bet it's weird being nepalese, being literally halfway between chink and paki, must be hard to develop a real national identity
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>>57047007
nah its not

>>57047010
Doesn't change the fact in that map my country is not brown.

I see living with indians made your brain into poo, flush it before you turn into pajeet
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Kayon.
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>>57047008
>trying to dox me
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>>57047133
post more anime please
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>>57047105
Maybe it's just that I'm haywired on acid right now but I thought you were daft enough to.

I will get you Amer... if it's the last thing I do
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>>57047017
Going to claim my Irish heritage citizenship if we leave the EU 2bh to maintain my freedom of movement in Europe
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>>57047105
its a scam
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>>57047132
>pajeet

fuck off yank, its rasheed here
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>>57047163
Severe lack of anime on my laptop ngl.
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What was the best/worst moment of your life?
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>>57047132
you're a mix between paki and niggers
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>>57047195
Rasheed isn't an indian name

>Dumb AND rude
jajajajaja
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>>57047229
Having her in my arms

Getting literally cuckolded by a balding 40 year old man
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>>57047184
Nice try, probably should have gone through with it giving you the Polish girls address

>>57047192
Thanks, nice to know some here have my back
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>>57047229
best: first time coming up on m1
worst: getting jumped by pikeys
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>>57047205
what's your favourite anime
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>>57047257
rasheed
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>>57047229
best - can't think of anything
worst - dad coming home drunk out of his mind and smashing up the house on xmas eve
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>>57046873
desu most Mangas are pretty good, even the most popular ones go a good job with art and charecter development

really the big American comics are just godawful though imo, though I can't say I'm a big comic aficionado, they just make good pulp reading.

that being said I've read through Berserk like 2 times (doing my third now) and nearly all of the Dredd universe comics
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>>57047285
LoGH.
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>best: first time coming up on m1
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>>57047261
>Getting literally cuckolded by a balding 40 year old man
hahahahahahahahahaha LOL
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>>57047296
>dad coming home drunk out of his mind and smashing up the house on xmas eve
elaborate
this seems like it will be a good story
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>>57047289
proper use of the name, good job

>>57047249
I'm mixed actually, mom is white dad is black. not one paki gene =w=
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got myself a cup of tea lads
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>>57047253
>kpop slags all look the same. Miserable, grim attempt at looking like a european woman

could be said about any opposite race including westerns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWsMac4iKQ
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>>57047309
went down the tubes after Yang died
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>>57047333
nah not that interesting really

i was 7 and just remember it being a bit shit
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>>57046719
Yeah >>57046940 is right

The only way to get fully free healthcare is with a medical card, and that's means tested so you need to be proper poverty tier to get one

A&E waiting times are also abysmal, had to wait 10 hours in A&E only in February
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so what do I do here?
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>>57047332
5 years later and I still wank to pictures of her. Haha jokes on her. haha
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>>57047377
Never mentally recovered desu.

Still not quite right.
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>>57047257
its a brown person name, checkmate gaytheists
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>>57047163
VERY good anime about space you should all watch
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>>57047371
north africans are pakis too you mong
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Rorke.
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>tfw started the Rasheed gimmick

probably my most successful
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>>57047381
forgot pic
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Imagine not having a foreskin, lads. Ghastly business
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>>57047376
>blonde hair
>brown hair
>black hair
>red hair

>blue eyes
>green eyes
>brown eyes

vs

>black hair
>brown eyes

hmmm
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>>57047407
legit broke down when it happened
could not believe it.
>it was just his leg nbd
>they're gonna come and save him any second
>Yang can't possibly die in such a horrible depressing way just as he had achieved the peaceful life he has fought so hard for.
>he's the main character, he can't die :____:
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my lineage is mainly irish and italian
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>>57047410
so we went from pakis to brown

jesus crust save me from this mess
>>57047430
Most pakis I've seen had light skin, but were still brown

ah im done arguing this, you're just pulling my leg
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>>57047466
Look up and learn PGP, it'll take an hour or two but worth it
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>>57047477
kpop stars usually change there hair colour and eye colour?

thanks for proving my point though
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>>57047519
so papal shitebags then, gas yourself
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>>57047506
Last piece of me died inside there and then.
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>tfw not sure whether to order large or medium t shirt
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>>57047444
Rorke

>>57047465
Rasheed
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>so papal shitebags then, gas yourself
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>>57047519
no one gives a flying shit
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Cannot think of anything uglier than Korean/kpop women

But all the Korean diaspora on /brit/ will flock to defend them anyway kek
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>>57047556
knew i was going to get a hat for that one kek
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>>57047444
rorketism
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>>57047465
paki out
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>>57047528
But I'm still handing over my address?
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>>57047535
proving what point? kpop """""stars"""""""" are 90% fucking plastic and still arr rook the same
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>>57047562
oh fuck off
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started making pancakes then noticed i'm out of milk

i want the world to burn
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>>57047444
muh super sekrit club

>tfw someone will make one of these for font so new friends know whats going on
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Indian guy at work got fired for making Islamophobic remarks lol
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>>57047594
how else do you think the dealer will know where to ship?
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kpop slags are fucking disgusting and ugly
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>>57047605
you're the one that randomly blurted out his heritage
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>>57047525
>pakis arent brown

dunno what youre smoking, but you could probably get 70 lashes and an execution for it in your country
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>>57047603
not to mention that their singing talent is shit in actuality.
the wonders of computers
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>>57047594
Well you could use a po box but more liability, but yes of course they'll need your address...
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>>57047594
you'll have to send your address of course but if you get a letter or anything telling you to collect it from the post office then don't go
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Poleaboo lives near Mitchell Street close to the Jamia Heddaria Mosque
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>>57047603
>proving what point?
you using the example of eye and hair colour to prove the diversity of westerns is no different to kpop stars

>still arr rook the same
already answered that
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>>57047649
it is relevant to the thread, asshat
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apprehended a naughty rebel on EU4 tonight lads
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>>57047636
Poleaboo just typed out his address the regular way, didn't see the need for PGP

Expected delivery in a week

>>57047670
>>57047676
Thanks, gonna have a wank now
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cannot imagine what series of events in your life could lead you to be an adult british male who worships manufactured korean pop stars. they must be absolute mongs irl, would love to meet them
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-office_box

mongs
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>>57047622

Use water
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>>57047705
>losing men to scottish rabble

pathetic
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>EU4
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>>57047721
no
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>>57047708
imagine what they are going to think when they look back on their obsession in 20 years
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>>57047705
finding it hard to not spout some "muh babbys first grand strat" memes to be desu
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>>57047682
fair bit off
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>>57047622
>he doesnt live a 30 second walk from a shop

fucking colonials
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Having a taste of the meme Poo Peeland beer I bought

Overall decent, smooth, good alcohol content, tasty but nothing too special

I can taste possibly a hint of the citrus and possibly a chocolate overtone but that may just be my mind.

Overall nothing special but considering how cheap it was it's pretty good

Hard 5.5 to a soft 6 out of 10
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>>57047603
aight we get it, cara is le natural beauti and kpop stars are el fake plastic china man

I like them both, no need to praise one and kick the other down a peg.
>>57047663
>pakis arent brown

I never said they weren't?

was a misunderstanding from your part, is all good
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Alri lads
Just shaved my tummy, balls and gooch and I trimmed up the pube forest
Feels good
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>>57047690
>dying your hair blonde means you're blonde
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>>57047762
i do but i have no money, and also i'm too autistic to go to the shop anyway

have to wait for mummy to get home
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>>57047739

mostly posted it cos "glen livingston" lmao
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south west england
>feelsgood
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PIRATAS
I
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A
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A
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starting to get sick of this fucking muslim paki posting here
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>>57047738
the reality is if they can't see a problem with it in their 20's they will probably still be doing it in their 50's.
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>>57047711
>mongs
>procedes to link to a fucking mobile site

oh the ironing

remove the fucking m you mong
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>>57047765
good post

can everyone else remember that yank website where there were similar posts to this but about super tennents, but all were deadly serious and it had like a 8/10 rating lmao
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>>57047790
dying your hair blonde makes your hair look blonde?

do you even know what you're typing?
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>>57047765
>down under

poo peeland trying to steal our gimmicks once again
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>>57047802
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>>57047808
there's loads of them
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>remove the fucking m you mong
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>>57047802
me fumo una vela todos los dias
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>finding it hard to not spout some "muh babbys first grand strat" memes to be desu
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Mmm yis
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>>57047822
im not even on mobile, literally do it to piss off arrogant smug little worms like you

consider yourself well and truly baited

nothing personel kid
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>oh the ironing
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wish a girl would let me touch her boobs and maybe let me ejaculate up her vagina
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>>57047857
its a Canadian beer brewed here, just "New Zealand" style or something.

again its a bargain brand but considering that its decent for the price.
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>>57047893
you spelt personnel wrong

alternatively if you were trying to spell personal, you got that wrong too
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>>57047920
hmm
i'll think about i guess x
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>>57047933
those tits are horrendus
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>1 shot at life
>born when killing pakis was no longer a core part of the human experience

ffs lads
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literally every time i see an awfully thought out, ignorant opinion, it's accompanied by an anime reaction image
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O. K.
Congratulations.
You're voting Out. Aren't you an original, sensible and charismatic guy. Truly you are.
psst.... that ^ was sarcasm. Why even vote if all you're going to do is a desperate reference to UKIP in hopes that /pol/tards think you're cool? save yourself the precious calories next time.
I realize you're trying to work on your (frankly laughable) gimmicks, but there's less embarrassing ways of going about it.
edit: haha, "Rasheed" eh? hope you don't mind getting reported for hate speech. enjoy your perrmabans, fools =)
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>>57047946
like shooting fish in a barril
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>>57047925
>its a Canadian beer brewed here, just "New Zealand" style or something.

For what purpose? if they're going to do that, they could at least pick a country that's not totally lame. Maybe there's a certain camaraderie between Canada and NZ because you're both another bigger country's bitch?
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>>57047962
id suck on em
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keep thinking there are poison spiders in my bananas

fucking daily mail
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literally every time i see an awfully thought out, ignorant opinion, it's accompanied by an anime reaction image
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>>57047981
thx 4 da u kiddo

B)aited
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Poleaboo's father is a taxi driver
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>>57047933
FOR FREE
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>>57048011
not an argument
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thought of this gimmick before but never get round to doing
looking into the practicalities now

going to open a PO box and post the address on /brit/
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1yoWTvhl60
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ah yes those stunning koreans
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>>57047997
I think its for their flag referendum because it had the fern on it
it also says on the side its based off of New Zealand's amber beers
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>>57048064
hmmmm very interesting
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cant shower lads coz im outta lynx fml
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>>57048011

is that because you watch anime? :))
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>>57048081
grim
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>>57048064
Why though
I wouldn't waste money on a stamp to send you a smug pepe
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>>57048081
nice to see you're just ignoring my points and going off on a completely different track
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>>57048064
Inb4 someone posts is on an isis website or to the silk road.
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>>57048129
i would. except i'd send hundreds of fedora print outs
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>>57048064
deji did this and somebody sent him a poo

id be worried about a ricin letter or something though
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ah yes, kpop stars are very naturally beautiful and naturally have an amazing singing voice
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>>57048143
i'm ignoring you shite bait, dying hair doesn't change your dna
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>>57048153
Kek
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>>57048095
would you send me a gift?
>>57048129
some billionaire twat would send something banterous
>>57048144
noted
>>57048165
seen that video, partly where the idea comes from
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kpop women are ugly as fuck and are shit at singing
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>>57048082
Neither NZ or Australia will get a new flag within the next 20 years. We have to wait for all the progress-inhibiting "if it's not broke, don't fix it" old people to die.
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>>57048203
>"if it's not broke, don't fix it"
what's wrong with this?
why arbitrarily change things just for the sake of change
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>>57048189
>would you send me a gift?
probably not but maybe
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if i was a kiwi id want a new flag

but the suggested flag was fucking shite, so id hold out to get a better one
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sometimes i think about how lucky my dog is to be owned by a white man
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>>57048189
You need some way for it to be worth it for the sender, like you open the letters on youtube or a livestream with credit being given to who ever so people can gain E-fame out of the gimmick.
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>>57048203
rasheed
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>oi, the tv is out, what should we do now
Your response?
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I wish I was 18 again with no real worries.
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>>57048178
dying your hair makes you look different to other people, which was my original point you down syndromed cunt, best go to bed or you'll be late for school tomorrow
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wish the kpop nonce would just string himself already ffs
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>>57048268
reset the sky box
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>>57048246
i would post them on /brit/ of course
not sure about a video but i could think of a way of doing it
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>>57048225
We aren't british colonies anymore, so why should we have a british flag on our flag? it's silly

Furthermore, if everyone had taken that attitude throughout history then we'd still be stuck in the stone ages. Old people need to be forced out of their comfort zones.
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Poleaboo completed his wank to this

http://xhamster.com/movies/5761476/playing_with_your_sissy_stick.html?from=video_related
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>>57048322
Rasheed
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>>57048242
>sometimes i think about how lucky my dog is to be owned by a white man

eh it can be good of VERY bad
long read but worth it if you want to get really angry and a little happy in the end
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>>57048322
t. kim chong-wang
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Might do a cheeky suicide lads
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>>57048165
>tfw can't help but laugh and smile the whole way through deji's videos

I'm ashamed at myself for finding this kind of comedy funny
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the only thing I ever eat is chocolate chip cookies and candy bars
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Poleaboo faces a maximum of 5 years in prison

He's already been told by his solicitor that there's enough evidence to guarantee a guilty verdict. However, he's not pleading guilty so he certainly will be imprisoned, and quite possibly receive the maximum sentence; especially when his breach of bail conditions are taken into account
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>broke up with a girl the other week, no contact
>we were going to watch Species, one of her favourites, never seen it before
>just doesn't feel right watching it without her
>ask if she wants to watch it later, but that it doesn't mean anything
>she says yes

I suppose this is a good thing?
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one of my favourite pictures, so many good things about it
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>>57048322

Maybe you should adopt an abo flag instead then :)
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>>57048361
GO ON THEN GO ON THEN
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>>57048386
hahahahahahahaha
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I still don't believe poleaboo's real desu
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>>57048401
>labour
kill yourself my man
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>>57048387
did you give her the D
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"""""poolish""""" cuisine
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>>57048276
so every korean looks the same til age 18 or whenever the fuck they start dying their hair, not quite as diverse as westerners is it bit fucking dum u
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>>57048433
such an inane conspriacy theory
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>>57048401
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>>57048464
stop posting
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its 2am and tfw no gf just hit me
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>>57048439
where in my post did i say i vote labour?

didnt vote for ed miliband yet still many pictures of him i enjoy
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>>57048401

He's always reminded me of someone's older dad. The kind of dad who'd just pull a face if you brought all your stupid high friends over.
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>>57048316
cant believe they put this in the paper
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>>57048433
He can't be
no one over the age of 9 drinks ribena
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"World Cup winner Sir Geoff Hurst has backed Jamie Vardy to become England's star of Euro 2016.

England's hat-trick hero from the 1966 World Cup final believes he can see shades of himself in the Leicester City striker"

ITS
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>>57048479
>blown the fuck out
>s-stop posting. koreans are just as diverse as white (w-well when they dye their hair...)
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does anyone know how long thailad has lived in thailand?
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>>57048464
What are you even on about? why are you chatting random shit?

Time for you to fuck off you clog wearing knob
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>>57048322
desu I agree that a new flag would be a good idea because you are independent countries now

but especially now the flag referendums are being hijacked by Republicans which is bad news

Canada I'm glad at least still retains some of its colonial heritage rather than rushing into the future like the Americans

also most of the flag recommendations are pretty bad, it needs to be simple yet iconic

in that regard the Canadian flag isn't that bad considering it could be a lot worse.
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>>57048518
COMING
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>>57048316
grim
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>>57048491
post that one of ed eating a pork sandwich
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>>57048527
racists OUT
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>>57048340
fucking furries
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no matter what your flag is, at least it isnt a fucking tricolour
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>>57048533
over a year
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>>57048535
i'm saying you're a fucking nonce zhao pong
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>>57048587
>a fucking tricolour
>except with red used twice
>with a fucking leaf in the middle
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>>57048401
Corbyn is quite old

Don't agree with his policies but he seems like a good lad
Would be sad when he dies
A worthy adversary etc
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genuinely think im the next dizzee rascal
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>>57048386
oh fuck poleaboo just plead guilty you mong

what you want to preserve you pride for another 3 months or some shit?

Looking back on all this in a decade from now, you'll see that pleading guilty would have been better in every possible way.

No one thinks you're innocent, no one thinks that you don't deserve what you've got even if you really don't. Playing into what people think of you will make the transition easier x
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always thought caralad was chill haha

guess hes at his wits end
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>>57048653
vocaroo a quick 16 bar over a big boy grime riddim
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>>57048611
i'll look forward to the next time you attempt to act clever lad
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my man filmed a girl doing a poo an put it on 4chan
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>>57048672
he's totally right though. nobody gives a fuck abotu your korean bullshit. fuck off you twat
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Can't sleep

Thinking of oneitis
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>my man
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>>57048672
hes not chill

ever

thats his whole gimmick

he either posts about cara, or he gets pissy and butthurt at someone
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>>57048667
the sudden onset of pride is the funniest part. a sperg who shamelessly filmed immigrants on the toilet has suddenly developed enough pride to not plead guilty despite a plethora of evidence that proves his guilt.
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>>57048735
go away im not the one arguing or posting korean girls merely commenting
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>>57048735
am top calm 2bh
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>>57048715
stop brown nosing him you little worm
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>>57048735
nah thats harsh
>>
having a go
>>
Wonder what oneitis smells like right now
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>>57048751
what is prideful about pleading not guilty to a crime that you know you did?
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fucking hell think i have the flu
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>>57048794
agree with everything that you've said 2bh

this is what korean women look like without plastic surgery
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Lads I'm trying to wank but I have the Psycho film score stuck in my head and it's quite distracting
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>>57048735
going to have to interject here and say hes a good friend of mine and youre wrong af
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reminder that at some point today the girl you lust after pushed a big steaming log of stinky poo out of her tight little anus and had a little bit of toilet water splash up into her bumhole just before she could force the last bits of feces out of her quivering strained bottom
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there's a direct correlation between chinky pop and noncery
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>took a load of MDMA last night
>felt all day feeling like shit
>decided to just get drunk
>now i feel great

why didn't i think of this earlier
>>
lads.... been scammed need farm work and these cunt Aussies just want to scam us, this is what happens when you send a tonne of criminals to an island
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>>57048831
the loss of dignity involved in admitting it openly
>>
Just had a one hour long conversation with myself. It was very therapeutic, managed to get a lot off my chest.
>>
>>57048792
>>57048715
replied to the wrong post
>>
Lads I'm pooing and it hurts, give me a funny picture to help me through this troubled time
>>
>>57048792
>>57048798
>>57048875
>>57048875
>these fucking beta cucks
get some self pride for fucks sake
>>
>>57048878
jokes on you havent had a crush on a female since i was 13 (mostly because thats point where i stopped exchanging words with them)
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>>57048917
weed
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Cummed in some random slag from the clubs pussy yesterday morning lads, my birds on holiday and I couldn't give less of a shit
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>>57048953
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>>57048964
>abaondon your friend because im a cunt
ah yes, very impressive
jk kys
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>>57048964
cucked by insecurity
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>all these betas defending an autistic dutchman that posts a boyish looking dyke at 2:30 in the morning

lmao
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>>57048969
Please never stop posting here, you might be the only person whose life is definitely worse than mine.
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>>57048964
mine shouldnt be in there
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>>57049040
cara is fit. your korean shit is just embarrassing
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top kek
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>>57048988
What did you say to her when you first approached her
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>>57048953
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maisie and sersh and inifnitely better than cara

quite upset shes the one whos lasted this long
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>>57049014
you sound drastically autistic

If i was caracunt and reading your posts id actually be feeling uncomfortable

>>57049040
this for days

hitting new levels
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going to thailand in the summer
will fucking deck thailad if he tries to touch my penis the bent cunt
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>chinky bitches
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>>57049061
>your korean shit is just embarrassing

I haven't posted anything, merely posting my 2 cents
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Never posted any korean shit in my life but im getting bored of people shitting up threads complaining about it
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>>57049111
good post. trips and truth
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>he's actually trying to defend his plastic gooks over a British goddess like Cara
>>
might have a look
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>>57048991
>tfw had 1 2 4 and 5 all in one shitting sesh
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>>57049168
this this this
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Not felt happy for ages. I feel like I might be on the verge of going a bit mental.
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>>57049100
know a lad who is currently living in Bangkok doing Thai boxing

might send him to find Thailad and knock him the fuck out
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>>57049201
THIS
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we're a society full of your degenerates, hope you're happy /brit/
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http://strawpoll.me/7215097
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>>57049223
would be jokes
could probably find out his name and shit from his website
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>>57049080
Just grabbed her and started grinding
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>>57049236
Yet somehow Australia is nicer than the UK. Quite annoying, really.
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>kpop fans calling ANYONE beta
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Chinky lads tho
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ah yes, very impressive
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only really post on /int/, /pol/ and /sp/

what good boards am i missing out on lads
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>>57049236
>be australian
>have a distant empire literally create your country and the lives you live today from nothing
>"yeah but herp derp what do we have to do with britain any more change the flag republic now!"
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>Just grabbed her and started grinding
jay_inbetweeners.jpg
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>>57049307
maybe /out/
>>
plastic gooks btfo

>>57049307
/c/
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>>57049168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CF_13UVS-k
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>>57049307
/fit/
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>>57049307
/ck/
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>>57049276
when did I ever say I was a kpop fan you fucking mong?
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>>57049307
/lit/, /mu/, /his/ and /trv/.
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>>57049297
honestly my favourite gimmick of all time

versatile, minimalistic and satisfying
>>
>>57049307
replace /pol/ with /out/ and you're good to go family
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>>57049295
im not surprised he couldn't get laid he's hideous
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>>>57049373
>>>57049373
>>>57049373

>>>57049373
>>>57049373

>>>57049373
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There she is
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>>57049350
if you aren't the post clearly isn't aimed towards you is it silly bun
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custodian.
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>>57049274
Yeah it's because you're geographically closer to turka-land.

Quality of your country is inversely proportional to the distance between your country and turka-land.

>>57049308
I like our British roots. Australia is taking on a mini-America these days instead of a mini-Britain.
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>>57049342
Occasionally you find something good on /ck/ but half of it is just fatty yanks talking about their favourite fast food
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Caralad > kpop autists
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>>57049271

Classy bird
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