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old one's autosaging edition
cara
IU
erica
karen
maisie
>normies are STILL here
Reeee
/v/ does better /int/ threads than /int/
>>>/v/332329027
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
need you're opinions lads
it will change the face of /g/
Asuka.
janny
>>57043193
You said you'd give it until midnight, so take a chill pill, matey.
>>57043166
wait WHO is erica
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME
>>57043115
this 2bh
(banter hand)
should be in bed lads
>work in the morning
>>57043200
what is that in the middle?
looks like bran crossed with james may
if you have reddit flags installed right now, its time for you to fuck off
>>57043263
that is so mean wtffff
>>57043220
>captcha on a strawpoll
nah fuck off
>>57043260
>gif
fuck off
>>57043256
>moderate rebels
>>57043256
this image is too small i cant read the text
>>57043325
sleep tight
>>57043391
Are you a hacker?
>>57043437
yes
Guess the map meaning
>>57043456
most common favourite colour
>>57043456
users allowed to post on brit, and america, and sweden - purple
mentioned
>toronto
FOY
>>57043456
Predominate religion
>>57043456
immigration of some sort
>>57043107
why are brit girls such sluts?
had an orgy with like 6 brit girls
>>57043524
What if I refuse?
>>57043456
main religions, albania and bosnia gave it away
>>57043456
ukip supporters
>>57043517
Yes
Protestants dominate the world at everything
>>57043524
fan of this gimmick ngl
>>57043456
main religion but including orthodox, protestant, catholic, sunni, shia etc
(ur name)
>>57043633
you gay?
>>57043553
then ur shit.
>>57043659
;_;
Need a Korean gf
when will are ed pull the big 500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43DxInxjX8A
>>57043727
Hat
https://mobile.twitter.com/SleafordTownFC/status/714483538213646336
waheyy, lad had to stop his twitter commentary as he got subbed on
just nuked myself a bag of popcorn
what am I like?
Guess what this map means
>>57043777
Nothing
>>57043777
status of third eyes
>>57043777
Frequency of marriages to first cousins
>>57043777
Types of government?
All the blue ones are constitutional monarchies.
>>57043777
Government type (monarchy, republic etc)
Literally just squeezing out pure cream from my nose lads
>>57043777
monarchy
>>57043858
Red = Monarch rules
Blue = Democratic State with Monarchy
The rest of the colors are based on years since they've had no monarch
>>57043828
worst poster.
>>57043777
age of consent?
>>57043777
Guess what this map means
>>57043777
>donegal is white
most 1999 altezzas diffed
>>57043912
Finally you recognise my status
>>57043907
Neat.
>>57043929
Homicide rates around the world in 2010
You people are unfathomably ugly.
>>>57043929
hottest recorded temperature
>>57043929
Is it global homicide rates in 2010?
>>57043943
In a manner of speaking.
>>57043999
in what fucking scale, pretty sure its over 5 degrees here rn
>>57044008
I've been striving for that achievement for so long, and to hear it from you... finally I feel validated.
>>57044007
DETECTIVE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
DETECTIVE WE HAVE A PROBLEM
fuck dis avin a joint
Guess the map
SISSY
>>57044061
Enjoy it for what it's worth, then.
I want someone to fuck my boipussy while I study and make notes from my textbooks
Do you guys think i could find anyone up for that kinda thing in london? like on the Heath or summat?
>>57044031
some sort of meme scale idk
fahrenheit *10^-2 maybe
>>57044080
Not a crime to buy or smoke weed, only sell it
>>57044109
roman empire
>>57044109
runt migration
>>57044007
God damn I paid my mate £35 for 2g of weed the other day
>>57044109
Extent of the Roman Empire.
watchin the simpsons lads
>>57044115
I will, don't worry x
>>57044145
Poleaboo paid his one friend in Aberdeen £50 for 2g
Lads should i add the oneitis on snapchat
>>57044234
yes
>>57044136
>>57044157
mugs 1 and 2
look at that area held in UK
>scotland but no london
yeah right roman empire
plebs
Comrades, I am at a public library drafting terror threats at this moment. I hope elite hacker sociopaths don't trace my IP address or report me to the police.
>>57044233
what is supposed to be attractive about this picture
she looks like shes wearing a bedsheetp
>>57044255
Fuck off cuck.
>>57044234
No, you will get heartbroken when you discover she has multiple onetises and you've always been the last ditch resort
Guess this map
Remember when an 1/8th was £20?
What happened?
>>57044116
Enjoy him if you do x
>>57044134
cannabis possession related arrests are like 50%+ of all uk drug arrests lol
hooch is crazy
>>57044216
he weren't your friend you muppet you got ripped
>>57044266
Bad boy, bad boy, whatchu gonna do, whatchu gonna do when I come for you
Lads, does acne prevent facial hair from growing?
>>57044279
literally most fucking retarded guess you could have possibly done
IDIOT
>>57044278
>what is supposed to be attractive about this picture
umm, maybe the beautiful girl in the picture??
>>57044234
FONT
>browsing footasylum
>open the stuff i am interested in in a new tab
>browse through hundreds of items
>go to look at the tabs i've opened
>accidentally opened the image instead of the link
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee i keep doing this too
>>57044289
memeurope
>>57044294
got a ten bag recently and it was a just over 1.5 grams so not too far off
probably depends where you live
>>57044109
either something to do with the celtics
or something to do with farming/agriculture/culture
>>57044301
And none of them result in charges
christ havent been this sick since i was 10
>>57044346
>"I'm sorry"
Good, now fuck off.
>>57044404
source: my arse
>>57044233
gud lad
>>57044278
she looks cute in this pic
mad to think that in the olden days there were pretty girls like cara who would just be peasants and that
>>57044289
I was in the thread last year where the Finn drew this
>>57044216
As a salesman of sorts I wish I had "friends" like you
>>57044431
It's literally happened to me
>>57044444
Would have ploughed her field
>>57044444
cara is a billionaire
>>57044432
>>57044361
faggots, shes like a 4/10
>>57044412
retard
>>57044307
Yeah, I took a sneak peek at his bank balance, only £1000 or so and he's splitting rent with his gf
Though deep down I'm sure he is my true friend as he did take me drinking, smoked with me and took me to a strip club
If I'd stayed in Aberdeen, he would have gotten me a hooker for sure
>>57044444
Could've easily raped them back then 2bh
>>57044301
>>57044431
De facto not illegal, given that there are so few convictions for it.
>>57044401
Spread of Christianity
Gander the meaning behind this map
>>57044449
>last year
According to my computer it was last modified 9 December 2014
>>57044444
im pretty sure there are still some pretty poor girls in the uk
>>57044497
>"you're superior to me"
Of course I am. Good of you to notice.
>>57044556
countries scaled up based on the size of their inhabitants?
>>57044134
that's the complete opposite of the truth, although they are unlikely to enforce the law
got caught with like half a gram of weed before and the officer confiscated it and ''''''binned''''' it but he didn't do anything official
poleaboo's lack of knowledge about UK law is worrying
>>57044542
yeah and have her 6 brothers chop yer bollocks off
>>57044459
this 2bh
>>57044444
good numbers, bad post
>>57044556
Invaders of Iraq?
>>57044592
English as a first language
>shes like a 4/10
>>57044556
Number of English speakers?
>>57044556
English speakers
>>57044556
nobel prizes?
vardy
Mm mmmmmmmmmm mmmm m. Mmmmm
>>57044666
its true
even i have a better butt that her, shes flat as a board
how's portsmouth university lads?
suppose i should go to bed. night fellas
>>57044739
nighty night x
>>57044732
not highly thought of
Bought some utterly meme tier beer lads
honestly chortling to myself just thinking about it
unsure weather I should even post what it is yet or wait until latter for full memetic impact
>>57044552
I got searched on a night out after some scuffle outside a pizza shop when some lad accused me of having a knife even though I was holding a kebab wrap with both hands when I headbutted his mate.
They found a small amount of solid on me, maybe 2g, they turned up at my house a week later and gave me a £90 fine. Soon as they walked in they commented that the place stunk of weed and I clearly had a joint in my hand but they did nothing about it so I guess it comes down to circumstance as to whether or not they bother.
>>57044831
Now you have to tell us
>>57044831
haha go on?
>>57044831
Bet its fosters
>>57044723
good gimmick
>>57044603
Poleaboo is waiting for his BTC deposit into his Nucleus account to go through
Then he'll buy a gram of weed
>>57043335
These aren't the people being called "moderate rebels." These are Shi'ite militia. But I agree that there are no moderate rebels.
>>57044848
>I was holding a kebab wrap with both hands when I headbutted his mate
nice
Currently this high and I have to be up at 6.
Tomorrow is going to be a long day
>>57044801
really? I've been told it's one of the best unis regarding engineering, especially if you come from another country. The fee is quite high tho, so I'm looking for alternatives.
>>57044961
Well you were told wrong
>alarm set
>will go off in 7 hours 18 minutes
>>57044950
why would you do that?
>>57044950
well you did not plan far enough ahead mate
pop some valium and go to bed
>>57044961
Someone is playing you for a mug pal
>>57044848
Fine =/= conviction, so that still adds to my point. Hell, the fine seemed a token act if anything, which is what most legal action in regards to cannabis use and possession is.
>>57044961
the best uns for engineering are probably
cambridge, imperial, bristol = bath, sheffield = leeds
in that order
>>57044890
close
its some beer brewed by the big grocery store chain here as part of their "no name" house brand to commemorate New Zealand's flag referendum or some shit I think
its pretty shite tier beer but I had to buy it.
>>57044950
what u on senpai?
>>57044848
you sound like a right twat mate
>>57044907
>a gram of weed
>a gram of weed
>a single fucking gram of cannabbis
>he's probably got it set from lowest price to highest price
>he probably doesn't know how to encrypt his address
>he'll probably get scammed
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>57045004
I had planned to get degenerate earlier but things got in the way
>>57045014
I've got some xanax set aside but I'm enjoying Ribena too much right now
>>57045075
Lol leaf beer
"Wayne rooney doesnt deserve to have england place questioned" - Roy Hodgson
its over lads, pack it up
>>57045075
does PC really think we care about the NZ flag referendum
>>57045095
Acid
>>57045157
why would you do acid a few hours before you have to get up for work? that just stupid.
>>57045075
like the gimmick to be honest
would buy/10
>>57044603
>lack of knowledge about UK law
It appears to be you who doesn't understand how law works.
And here's to you, Mrs Robinson...
Jesus loves you more than you will know...
Woah-oh-oh...
>>57045118
>>a gram of weed
>>a gram of weed
That's good enough for me
>>he's probably got it set from lowest price to highest price
yes but the seller is verified
>>he probably doesn't know how to encrypt his address
Not sure what you mean
>>57045058
what about the best ones that are under 5k pounds per year?
>>57045193
Might end up calling a sickie, we'll see
>>57045157
good lad
>>57045155
it says on the side its to "commemorate New Zealand Amber Ale first brewed by Cptn. Cook on the Islands"
desu PC is bargain bin beer but always at least decent unlike a lot of other bargain brands
will try it myself a little latter tonight and report back on flavour/quality
Lads help
I'm at a relatives house and their Internet blocks 4chan, I'm posting from mobile
I tried changing the DNS on my laptop but their ISP forces their own DNS
What do?
>>57045226
everything here is quoteworthy
>>57045231
I thought all Unis in Britain were 9k a year?
>>57045097
I was sober and just left the club I dj at and on my way out of the next door pizza place with my supper I saw a friend and regular customer getting started on by a group of lads who I'd seen acting like wankers all night.
>>57045226
a gram is like one bowl
>>57045231
Is this undergraduate? If so then as an eu citizen you should be able to get a favourable loan like we do for the tuition fees. If it isnt undergraduate then take my rankings with a pinch of salt because thats all i know about
unfortunately every good uni charges 9k a year, no idiiea about budget ones
get £800 to last me last 7 weeks of uni
won't even be going out for a few of those weeks because of exams
wew lad
>>57045326
>club I dj at
You're even more of a twat then I though
>>57045359
>nearly April
>7 weeks of uni left
wew lad.
>>57045231
maybe a scottish one because they are free for you (you cunt)
>>57045274
I think google translate would unblock it (not a meme)
Poleaboo isn't cutting again today
not feeling it
>>57045349
not like I'm gonna share with friends
>>57045381
got 3 weeks before i go back
it's like 2 weeks of teaching, 3 weeks of exams, and then the rest is just getting fucked
>>57045407
>the people's republic of you
>a 20-something male
>cutting like you're a teenage girl
Is this one of those numales I've heard so much about?
taking MDMA on my own again lads hahaha
gonna chat shit on facebook then have a 5 hour wank
>>57045352
I noticed the 9k theme in various unis, but I thought some of them would be cheaper. By the way yes it's undergruadate, I'm planning to get a degree in electronic engineering somewhere in europe and, while uk would be preferred since I'd like to work in an anglosaxon country, other countries have proven to be cheaper.
Are public irish unis any good?
>>57045445
don't reply to him
>>57045457
good lad
>>57045370
you mad your request didn't get played?
>>57045457
waste
Are there any brothels in London?
>>57045427
Oh, I thought you just had one weird really long second term.
I'm postgrad so I don't have exams but I do have a dissertation to write, which admittedly is much nicer.
>>57045457
>have a 5 hour wank
your poor benis.
>>57045359
I spend less than that and I have a job 2bh
>>57045479
>requests at clubs
dropped
>>57045489
the brothel of me ;)
>>57045489
nah not a single one
im so fucking ugly lads
fuck ashkenazis for inbreeding
>>57045489
t. Jack J. Ripper
time to put on some vsauce autoplay and drift off to sleep
>tell me again MIchael, how much DOES the earth weigh?
>>57045466
I'll do what I want, leftcuck
>>57045445
>replying to someone who is conclusively proven to cut for attention
>I dj at a club
didnt know laptops could shitpost on /brit/
>>57045503
i usually do about £100 a week but that includes going out at least twice usually
will do like £30-40 when i don't go out so can spend it all on the last couple of weeks
>>57045226
1. You will barely get a single joint out of a gram.
2. The seller will see that you have never made a trade before and will not send you said goods
3. Seller verification doesn't mean shit
RE: Encryption. Did you just plan on sending your regular address to a fucking drug dealer you muppet.
How much you got and I'll find you the best green for your price
>>57045544
well taytweets was a thing
>>57045479
>you mad
Seriously mate just stop
oy vey!
>>57045567
>1. You will barely get a single joint out of a gram.
do you smoke pure L's every fucking time? FOB
>Going to Ukraine
>Have 18 hour layovers back and forth in Istanbul
What am I supposed to do for 18 hours in that shithole?
>>57045518
what about all the beautiful tall ones who got the good end of the deal through all that eugenics?
thought the plan would have worked by now
looks like it must be delayed further
>>57045623
is thus a joke?
>>57045623
get blown up
>>57045567
I have just over £40 in Bitcoin
How do receive your shit then without giving out your address?
>>57045611
I MacGyver like 3 king sizes together for a joint nowadays, ngl.
Tinderlad stopping by for advice, how the fuck do I find out what my spirit animal is?
>>57045567
>2. The seller will see that you have never made a trade before and will not send you said goods
not true really
>Did you just plan on sending your regular address to a fucking drug dealer you muppet
that's what you are doing even if you encrypt it
it's so that the market/popo can't see it as they don't have the seller's private key to decrypt it
>>57045675
fuck off you attention seeking knob
>>57045675
400ug of acid
>>57045675
lion
because id be lion if i didn't want you to be my gf haha
>>57045675
google it and do a quiz
>>57045623
fight against the russians is about it
>>57045675
if you have to ask you don't have one
>>57045675
It's a snake
>>57045652
Sadly no, I waited too long to get cheaper tickets and missed out on nicer layovers in Munich and Vienna.
>>57045628
she is mizrahi mixed with anglo or something pure ashkenazi tend to be ugly like me. glasses, pale and balding fml
>>57045657
Download a programme called kleopatra
>>57045675
The Rooster, cock
>>57045727
what are you doing in ukraine?
>>57045675
Dung beetle la'
>>57045647
Explain.
>>57045675
"A dolphin, because I like rape"
>>57045696
good post
>>57045743
I'm going to travel around Eastern Europe this summer starting in Kyiv.
would you live here
>>57045794
yeah
>>57045789
It's called Kiev you dumb fucking badger holding a hamburger
>>57045728
>pure ashkenazi tend to be ugly like me
either very ugly or very attractive desu
you got the shit end of the stick then
>>57045814
why
>>57045821
>Kyiv
He's clearly Ukrainian diaspora
No ordinary person would start a euro trip in Ukraine
>>57045794
yeah, looks cool, indie, hip, vibin', chill, trendy, sweet, alternative, rockin' etc
>>57045789
chicken kiev
all will become clear in time
going to eat a tub of hummus
I do this every day
>>57045844
i like london
although i dunno if i'd like to live central/any closer than i currently do
how central is that
>>57045794
I'd rather live somewhere more pedestrian oriented and with less wanker shops
>>57045821
Kiev = Russian transliteration
Kyiv = Ukrainian transliteration
>>57045844
>He's clearly Ukrainian diaspora
Pic related is my heritage
>was looking forward to two new releases, one was supposed to be on the 25th and one today
>neither to be found anywhere
wat
>>57045904
>Sub-Saharan
rasheed
>>57045904
now thats autism
>>57045893
holborn
>>57045904
fuck off nigger
lining up porn for my marathon wank
any hot girls on instagram worth checking out lads????
>>57045904
I don't even know what to think of this post. Going to leave it for now
>>57045904
>0.1% African
>>57045934
would if i could afford it
>>57045903
>pedestrian orientated
give me a pic
>>57045904
T Y R O N E
Y
R
O
N
E
>>57045738
Can't find it
>>57045954
>wanking off pictures
are you 12?
>>57045984
gpg4usb is the better option
>>57045984
https://www.gpg4win.org/
Download this. When it's done start Kleopatra
>>57045978
Country Tyrone? My family came from Cork and Kerry desu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Tyrone
>>57045959
>>57045931
Well, it was a free test. There you go.
>>57045967
Toronto is the most pedestrian friendly city in Canada and something like in the top 5 for North America, only the outer suburbs drag it down
just found out my ASMRfu is in a wheelchair
hmm
also poleaboo
https://www.deepdotweb.com/2016/03/28/teenager-arrested-trying-buy-glock-pistol-dark-web/
take a read
>>57046035
>free test
it costs something like $100
how did you get it for free
>>57046035
>Country Tyrone? My family came from Cork and Kerry desu.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Tyrone
please stop
>>57045844
>He's clearly Ukrainian diaspora
>No ordinary person would start a euro trip in Ukraine
NO HE'S JUST A FUCKING HERITAGE YANK. GET FUCKED RETARD.
SEE: >>57046035
>>57046071
I have a disease and some researchers gave it to me for free.
>>57046097
Muhheritageitis
>>57046047
I actually JUST finished a massive year long research project on Kensington specifically
>>57046097
what disease
>Who /co/mics here?
I'm excited about DC rebirth. Spent £100 on Marvel comics today, and oh boy the left wing agenda is so painful it's pushing me away from my favourite characters. Thank Jesus for new Conservative Dredd. Talking about 2000AD, it's a shame what's happened to the British comics industry.
Why you lads have to be mean when I ask for some friendly advice
>>57046123
Muhheritageitis
>>57046022
>>57046011
Thanks
Started Kleopatra
>>57046123
Obesity
>>57046123
yankism
>>57046117
our kensington is better tbH
>>57046047
>>57046117
what are your thoughts on the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
SHORT
A
I
R
might get the cock out for a picture and upload it here
>>57046140
(You) me when you have it all running and I'll take you from there
>>57046131
Poleaboo has been reading comics for almost a decade
Both Marvel and DC are left wing though, you twat
Greatly prefer DC though, it's universe works better and Marvel isn't very consistent with characters. Ms Marvel is pretty good though
>>57046183
hahaha fail whale
Patiently awaiting Nvidia releasing their Pascal cards. Hoping there will be a large price drop on the GTX980ti's after they come out. They have been £500 forever. Want them to drop to £300.
Will anyone else be upgrading?
might have a wank
ngl lads my willy really likes those turbodyke half hawk cuts
>>57046205
dare ya
no homo
>>57046206
What? there's nothing more to do once it's opened
>>57046136
>hey x
thats our meme
Crippling loneliness has set in again haha.
>>57046136
>what's your spirit animal
>>57046136
look at all these no replies
>>57046131
>Dredd
good lad
you're right though, European comics in general are having a hard time competing with American mega franchises
>>57046155
looks nice but very bland, Kensington here is a big open air bazaar
its pretty meme tier though ngl
Brand new
>>57046275
>>57046275
>>57046275
>>57046275
>>57046275
>>57046275
>>57046243
https://www.deepdotweb.com/2015/02/21/pgp-tutorial-for-windows-kleopatra-gpg4win/
(You) me when you're done
>>57046291
disgustingly arrogant yank
the custodian is present
>>57046343
cute
>>57046343
disgusting jew dick
FOY
>>57046343
>>57046343
>Cut
out
big red lights in the sky lads
What is it?
Could it be Ayys?
night night lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOGcPebHATY
new hydraulic press video
Just a reminder I am here and I will be reporting all threads made before page 8
>>57046394
Hope so
Sick of this fucking planet
>>57046049
ASMRnovastar?
>>57046212
I know they're both left wing, but Marvel is pushing their Agenda the most. And for a large part I don't mind it, because I do like Nig Captain America, Chink Hulk, and Bitch Captain Marvel. I just don't like Thwhore, Angela and the politics as a whole.
>>57046359
thanks lad
>>57046364
>>57046374
rude
i had a dream last night where gookmoot started letting us have 4chan accounts
i made mine early so i got to pick any name i wanted without it being taken already
>>57046441
would stop posting immediately 2bh
>>57046428
she has less than 500 subs
I only read Animes
>Sick of this fucking planet
good job janny
>>57046465
what if you got the name cara
>>57046441
what name did you pick?
so i can remember to add you when he does :')
thinking about factory farming x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xacRTqk5QFM
>>57046269
I thought that France and Belgium were doing great?
>Also, I recommend everyone her pick up 2000AD, because they've just started all new stories for jumping off points.
>>57046490
Jesus
>>57046400
>those girls always laughing in the background
hmm
gonna watch last 2 episodes of something
be back in 2 hours x
>>57046488
don't like the idea of pretending to be her 2bh or anyone for that matter
give us a (you) then
>>57046516
always brings a smile to my face desu :3
>>57046303
done
>57046556
here (You) go
Dear Mister 57046556
No
T.
Anon
I will not give you a (you). I'll give you a dick in your ass though.
>>57046465
you are already doing a pretty similar thing you know
>>57046575
not an argument
>>57046611
the times i see people saying cara a shit to a different dutch flag is p funny 2bh
>>57046507
they are but not as much as in the past, and their readership is not as wide as it is for American comics which are nigh-universal as of now.
French/Belgian comics are mostly only popular in parts of Europe and Francophone influenced countries like Canada.
Japanese Manga is very popular as well but desu is also of much higher quality than most American comics, not that there are no good American comics out there but I think their second golden age passed in the 80s-90s
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