Sufficiently low enough in the catalog to satiate Jan Knee's arbitrary and autismal preferences for when it's appropriate to migrate to a new thread edition
cara
IU
karen
erica
Don't wake Janny
Thoughts?
>>57046626
She's actually pretty fucking cute in that picture. I don't normally like her.
Tfw brit gf
doing a poo
arite lads?
>>57046633
>>57046626
might as well kms now I will never be first
FUCK CARA
>>57046603
Shit edition desu
need get bed me haha
what am I like
wish my mum would come home and make me pancakes and tell me i'm handsome and smart
>>57046681
fuck off terrorist
mornin you absolute wastemen whats the word
I really don't get it lads
Ireland is right beside us, seems to be pretty identical living there compared to here, yet there isn't any real immigration issues over there. How come? They just had elections recently and looking through the news from then, there seems to be little to no talk about immigration.
Is it just because they're a smaller country or what? Why do immigrants keep coming to the UK despite being allowed into Ireland just as easily, but they don't face the same hostility there as a bonus.
>>57046681
I hope caralad and gooklad take turns in blocking you out, you paki fuck
Asuka.
Felt like shit all day, did fucking nothing, probably all the chocolate I ate yesterday
Hope I'm feeling better tomorrow
>>57046736
The UAE really isn't even very close to Pakistan. Just throwing that out there.
>>57046719
benefits and fame
>>57046662
in loo?
>>57046603
who is this semen demen
oh and Britannia rules the waves and shit
>>57046768
rasheed
>>57046719
immigrants immigrate to places they know by word of mouth or where they already have relatives, doubt your average syrian even knows where's Ireland located
is the caretaker about? I need a word
>>57046669
It truly does infuriate me that the latest Weeb shit are popular here, while so many of our comics have disappeared over the years.
Hello?
I've done the Kleopatra shit
plan proceeds apace
TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RHAT YOU RONT
>>57046835
ever thought that maybe japs just write a better story than britcucks?
>>57046779
nah i shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain most of the time
Off to the pakishop to get some crisps, hope I don't get blown up hahahaha
>>57046862
GOAT awful OP.
>>57046736
I'm sudanese you fuck
>>57046703
and I aint no terri, toothpaste faggot
Can you fucking cunts be quiet?
My wife's son is sleeping
>>57046719
Your health system is entirely free ours is not. Better bennies as a whole. We end up with the ones refused/kicked out of the uk
>>57046768
If the countries browns, they're a paki
>>57046940
>ours
>we
>>57046873
Yes, but then I put that theory to the test.
>>57046962
>country is green
told ya I aint no paki
>>57046654
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_1979
>>57046962
but the uae is pink in that picture
>>57046837
http://pastebin.com/dXKFbejv
Copy and paste this entire thing and save it as .asc in notepad.
In kleopatra "import certificate" the file you've saved.
http://www.royalmail.com/find-a-postcode
Use this to type up your address very neatly. Remember that the postie won't deliver it if the name on the letter doesn't match the name on the house
Once you've written up your address how you want it to be sent, copy it and then in Kleopatra click the clipboard and hit encrpt then click the certificate you just imported. Then click next until you're finished.
Then when you're finished you'll have a bunch of text. Put it in a pastebin and (You) me the link
>>57046929
>I'm sudanese you fuck
>implying there's a difference
lmao
>>57046793
I'm white though.
>>57046719
Ireland seems like an alright place to move to desu
>>57046968
yeah? tell me about the numerous british comics that are supposedly better than japanese manga
poo
>>57046964
On vacation :^)
>>57047008
>Put it in a pastebin and (You) me the link
I'm giving you my address?
And so everything is new and brave, red poppies and good food, cigarettes and summer breeze.
>>57046835
I read the Dandy and Beezer as a kid (plus Dredd) but its depressing to know both are dying
I think French stuff fares better purely because its in French though they do have a long history with more artistic stuff as well.
I just wonder why British comics have such a difficult time appealing to more people, I don't believe its due perceived "kiddiness" since there are plenty of very "kid" oriented comics/mangas and beyond that Britain is well known for its extremely grim comic series', I don't know of many other countries that can make grim humour work so well.
I feel bad for the Dandy especially because Desperate Dan is such a great character yet it seems whoever runs it now has no idea how to handle him well.
>>57046962
i bet it's weird being nepalese, being literally halfway between chink and paki, must be hard to develop a real national identity
>>57047007
nah its not
>>57047010
Doesn't change the fact in that map my country is not brown.
I see living with indians made your brain into poo, flush it before you turn into pajeet
Kayon.
>>57047008
>trying to dox me
>>57047133
post more anime please
![Brass Eye S01 E02 x264 DVDRip - Drugs.mkv_snapshot_17.56_[2016.03.05_15.26.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EqF9wW0.jpg "Brass Eye S01 E02 x264 DVDRip - Drugs.mkv_snapshot_17.56_[2016.03.05_15.26.49].jpg")
>>57047105
Maybe it's just that I'm haywired on acid right now but I thought you were daft enough to.
I will get you Amer... if it's the last thing I do
>>57047017
Going to claim my Irish heritage citizenship if we leave the EU 2bh to maintain my freedom of movement in Europe
>>57047105
its a scam
>>57047132
>pajeet
fuck off yank, its rasheed here
>>57047163
Severe lack of anime on my laptop ngl.
What was the best/worst moment of your life?
>>57047132
you're a mix between paki and niggers
>>57047195
Rasheed isn't an indian name
>Dumb AND rude
jajajajaja
>>57047229
Having her in my arms
Getting literally cuckolded by a balding 40 year old man
>>57047184
Nice try, probably should have gone through with it giving you the Polish girls address
>>57047192
Thanks, nice to know some here have my back
>>57047229
best: first time coming up on m1
worst: getting jumped by pikeys
>>57047205
what's your favourite anime
>>57047257
rasheed
>>57047229
best - can't think of anything
worst - dad coming home drunk out of his mind and smashing up the house on xmas eve
>>57046873
desu most Mangas are pretty good, even the most popular ones go a good job with art and charecter development
really the big American comics are just godawful though imo, though I can't say I'm a big comic aficionado, they just make good pulp reading.
that being said I've read through Berserk like 2 times (doing my third now) and nearly all of the Dredd universe comics
>>57047285
LoGH.
>best: first time coming up on m1
>>57047261
>Getting literally cuckolded by a balding 40 year old man
hahahahahahahahahaha LOL
>>57047296
>dad coming home drunk out of his mind and smashing up the house on xmas eve
elaborate
this seems like it will be a good story
>>57047289
proper use of the name, good job
>>57047249
I'm mixed actually, mom is white dad is black. not one paki gene =w=
got myself a cup of tea lads
>>57047253
>kpop slags all look the same. Miserable, grim attempt at looking like a european woman
could be said about any opposite race including westerns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWsMac4iKQ
>>57047309
went down the tubes after Yang died
>>57047333
nah not that interesting really
i was 7 and just remember it being a bit shit
>>57046719
Yeah >>57046940 is right
The only way to get fully free healthcare is with a medical card, and that's means tested so you need to be proper poverty tier to get one
A&E waiting times are also abysmal, had to wait 10 hours in A&E only in February
so what do I do here?
>>57047332
5 years later and I still wank to pictures of her. Haha jokes on her. haha
>>57047377
Never mentally recovered desu.
Still not quite right.
>>57047257
its a brown person name, checkmate gaytheists
>>57047163
VERY good anime about space you should all watch
>>57047371
north africans are pakis too you mong
Rorke.
>tfw started the Rasheed gimmick
probably my most successful
>>57047381
forgot pic
Imagine not having a foreskin, lads. Ghastly business
>>57047376
>blonde hair
>brown hair
>black hair
>red hair
>blue eyes
>green eyes
>brown eyes
vs
>black hair
>brown eyes
hmmm
>>57047407
legit broke down when it happened
could not believe it.
>it was just his leg nbd
>they're gonna come and save him any second
>Yang can't possibly die in such a horrible depressing way just as he had achieved the peaceful life he has fought so hard for.
>he's the main character, he can't die :____:
my lineage is mainly irish and italian
>>57047410
so we went from pakis to brown
jesus crust save me from this mess
>>57047430
Most pakis I've seen had light skin, but were still brown
ah im done arguing this, you're just pulling my leg
>>57047466
Look up and learn PGP, it'll take an hour or two but worth it
>>57047477
kpop stars usually change there hair colour and eye colour?
thanks for proving my point though
>>57047519
so papal shitebags then, gas yourself
>>57047506
Last piece of me died inside there and then.
>tfw not sure whether to order large or medium t shirt
>>57047444
Rorke
>>57047465
Rasheed
>so papal shitebags then, gas yourself
>>57047519
no one gives a flying shit
Cannot think of anything uglier than Korean/kpop women
But all the Korean diaspora on /brit/ will flock to defend them anyway kek
>>57047556
knew i was going to get a hat for that one kek
>>57047444
rorketism
>>57047465
paki out
>>57047528
But I'm still handing over my address?
>>57047535
proving what point? kpop """""stars"""""""" are 90% fucking plastic and still arr rook the same
>>57047562
oh fuck off
started making pancakes then noticed i'm out of milk
i want the world to burn
>>57047444
muh super sekrit club
>tfw someone will make one of these for font so new friends know whats going on
Indian guy at work got fired for making Islamophobic remarks lol
>>57047594
how else do you think the dealer will know where to ship?
kpop slags are fucking disgusting and ugly
>>57047605
you're the one that randomly blurted out his heritage
>>57047525
>pakis arent brown
dunno what youre smoking, but you could probably get 70 lashes and an execution for it in your country
>>57047603
not to mention that their singing talent is shit in actuality.
the wonders of computers
>>57047594
Well you could use a po box but more liability, but yes of course they'll need your address...
>>57047594
you'll have to send your address of course but if you get a letter or anything telling you to collect it from the post office then don't go
Poleaboo lives near Mitchell Street close to the Jamia Heddaria Mosque
>>57047603
>proving what point?
you using the example of eye and hair colour to prove the diversity of westerns is no different to kpop stars
>still arr rook the same
already answered that
>>57047649
it is relevant to the thread, asshat
apprehended a naughty rebel on EU4 tonight lads
>>57047636
Poleaboo just typed out his address the regular way, didn't see the need for PGP
Expected delivery in a week
>>57047670
>>57047676
Thanks, gonna have a wank now
cannot imagine what series of events in your life could lead you to be an adult british male who worships manufactured korean pop stars. they must be absolute mongs irl, would love to meet them
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-office_box
mongs
>>57047622
Use water
>>57047705
>losing men to scottish rabble
pathetic
>EU4
>>57047708
imagine what they are going to think when they look back on their obsession in 20 years
>>57047705
finding it hard to not spout some "muh babbys first grand strat" memes to be desu
>>57047682
fair bit off
>>57047622
>he doesnt live a 30 second walk from a shop
fucking colonials
Having a taste of the meme Poo Peeland beer I bought
Overall decent, smooth, good alcohol content, tasty but nothing too special
I can taste possibly a hint of the citrus and possibly a chocolate overtone but that may just be my mind.
Overall nothing special but considering how cheap it was it's pretty good
Hard 5.5 to a soft 6 out of 10
>>57047603
aight we get it, cara is le natural beauti and kpop stars are el fake plastic china man
I like them both, no need to praise one and kick the other down a peg.
>>57047663
>pakis arent brown
I never said they weren't?
was a misunderstanding from your part, is all good
Alri lads
Just shaved my tummy, balls and gooch and I trimmed up the pube forest
Feels good
>>57047690
>dying your hair blonde means you're blonde
>>57047762
i do but i have no money, and also i'm too autistic to go to the shop anyway
have to wait for mummy to get home
>>57047739
mostly posted it cos "glen livingston" lmao
south west england
>feelsgood
PIRATAS
I
R
A
T
A
S
starting to get sick of this fucking muslim paki posting here
>>57047738
the reality is if they can't see a problem with it in their 20's they will probably still be doing it in their 50's.
>>57047711
>mongs
>procedes to link to a fucking mobile site
oh the ironing
remove the fucking m you mong
>>57047765
good post
can everyone else remember that yank website where there were similar posts to this but about super tennents, but all were deadly serious and it had like a 8/10 rating lmao
>>57047790
dying your hair blonde makes your hair look blonde?
do you even know what you're typing?
>>57047765
>down under
poo peeland trying to steal our gimmicks once again
>>57047802
>>57047808
there's loads of them
>remove the fucking m you mong
>>57047802
me fumo una vela todos los dias
>finding it hard to not spout some "muh babbys first grand strat" memes to be desu
Mmm yis
>>57047822
im not even on mobile, literally do it to piss off arrogant smug little worms like you
consider yourself well and truly baited
nothing personel kid
>oh the ironing
wish a girl would let me touch her boobs and maybe let me ejaculate up her vagina
>>57047857
its a Canadian beer brewed here, just "New Zealand" style or something.
again its a bargain brand but considering that its decent for the price.
>>57047893
you spelt personnel wrong
alternatively if you were trying to spell personal, you got that wrong too
>>57047920
hmm
i'll think about i guess x
>>57047933
those tits are horrendus
>1 shot at life
>born when killing pakis was no longer a core part of the human experience
ffs lads
literally every time i see an awfully thought out, ignorant opinion, it's accompanied by an anime reaction image
O. K.
Congratulations.
You're voting Out. Aren't you an original, sensible and charismatic guy. Truly you are.
psst.... that ^ was sarcasm. Why even vote if all you're going to do is a desperate reference to UKIP in hopes that /pol/tards think you're cool? save yourself the precious calories next time.
I realize you're trying to work on your (frankly laughable) gimmicks, but there's less embarrassing ways of going about it.
edit: haha, "Rasheed" eh? hope you don't mind getting reported for hate speech. enjoy your perrmabans, fools =)
>>57047946
like shooting fish in a barril
>>57047925
>its a Canadian beer brewed here, just "New Zealand" style or something.
For what purpose? if they're going to do that, they could at least pick a country that's not totally lame. Maybe there's a certain camaraderie between Canada and NZ because you're both another bigger country's bitch?
>>57047962
id suck on em
keep thinking there are poison spiders in my bananas
fucking daily mail
literally every time i see an awfully thought out, ignorant opinion, it's accompanied by an anime reaction image
>>57047981
thx 4 da u kiddo
B)aited
Poleaboo's father is a taxi driver
>>57047933
FOR FREE
>>57048011
not an argument
thought of this gimmick before but never get round to doing
looking into the practicalities now
going to open a PO box and post the address on /brit/
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1yoWTvhl60
ah yes those stunning koreans
>>57047997
I think its for their flag referendum because it had the fern on it
it also says on the side its based off of New Zealand's amber beers
>>57048064
hmmmm very interesting
cant shower lads coz im outta lynx fml
>>57048011
is that because you watch anime? :))
>>57048081
grim
>>57048064
Why though
I wouldn't waste money on a stamp to send you a smug pepe
>>57048081
nice to see you're just ignoring my points and going off on a completely different track
>>57048064
Inb4 someone posts is on an isis website or to the silk road.
>>57048129
i would. except i'd send hundreds of fedora print outs
>>57048064
deji did this and somebody sent him a poo
id be worried about a ricin letter or something though
ah yes, kpop stars are very naturally beautiful and naturally have an amazing singing voice
>>57048143
i'm ignoring you shite bait, dying hair doesn't change your dna
>>57048153
Kek
>>57048095
would you send me a gift?
>>57048129
some billionaire twat would send something banterous
>>57048144
noted
>>57048165
seen that video, partly where the idea comes from
kpop women are ugly as fuck and are shit at singing
>>57048082
Neither NZ or Australia will get a new flag within the next 20 years. We have to wait for all the progress-inhibiting "if it's not broke, don't fix it" old people to die.
>>57048203
>"if it's not broke, don't fix it"
what's wrong with this?
why arbitrarily change things just for the sake of change
>>57048189
>would you send me a gift?
probably not but maybe
if i was a kiwi id want a new flag
but the suggested flag was fucking shite, so id hold out to get a better one
sometimes i think about how lucky my dog is to be owned by a white man
>>57048189
You need some way for it to be worth it for the sender, like you open the letters on youtube or a livestream with credit being given to who ever so people can gain E-fame out of the gimmick.
>>57048203
rasheed
>oi, the tv is out, what should we do now
Your response?
I wish I was 18 again with no real worries.
>>57048178
dying your hair makes you look different to other people, which was my original point you down syndromed cunt, best go to bed or you'll be late for school tomorrow
wish the kpop nonce would just string himself already ffs
>>57048268
reset the sky box
>>57048246
i would post them on /brit/ of course
not sure about a video but i could think of a way of doing it
>>57048225
We aren't british colonies anymore, so why should we have a british flag on our flag? it's silly
Furthermore, if everyone had taken that attitude throughout history then we'd still be stuck in the stone ages. Old people need to be forced out of their comfort zones.
Poleaboo completed his wank to this
http://xhamster.com/movies/5761476/playing_with_your_sissy_stick.html?from=video_related
>>57048322
Rasheed
>>57048242
>sometimes i think about how lucky my dog is to be owned by a white man
eh it can be good of VERY bad
long read but worth it if you want to get really angry and a little happy in the end
>>57048322
t. kim chong-wang
Might do a cheeky suicide lads
>>57048165
>tfw can't help but laugh and smile the whole way through deji's videos
I'm ashamed at myself for finding this kind of comedy funny
the only thing I ever eat is chocolate chip cookies and candy bars
Poleaboo faces a maximum of 5 years in prison
He's already been told by his solicitor that there's enough evidence to guarantee a guilty verdict. However, he's not pleading guilty so he certainly will be imprisoned, and quite possibly receive the maximum sentence; especially when his breach of bail conditions are taken into account
>broke up with a girl the other week, no contact
>we were going to watch Species, one of her favourites, never seen it before
>just doesn't feel right watching it without her
>ask if she wants to watch it later, but that it doesn't mean anything
>she says yes
I suppose this is a good thing?
one of my favourite pictures, so many good things about it
>>57048322
Maybe you should adopt an abo flag instead then :)
>>57048361
GO ON THEN GO ON THEN
>>57048386
hahahahahahahaha
I still don't believe poleaboo's real desu
>>57048401
>labour
kill yourself my man
>>57048387
did you give her the D
"""""poolish""""" cuisine
>>57048276
so every korean looks the same til age 18 or whenever the fuck they start dying their hair, not quite as diverse as westerners is it bit fucking dum u
>>57048433
such an inane conspriacy theory
>>57048401
>>57048464
stop posting
its 2am and tfw no gf just hit me
>>57048439
where in my post did i say i vote labour?
didnt vote for ed miliband yet still many pictures of him i enjoy
>>57048401
He's always reminded me of someone's older dad. The kind of dad who'd just pull a face if you brought all your stupid high friends over.
>>57048316
cant believe they put this in the paper
>>57048433
He can't be
no one over the age of 9 drinks ribena
"World Cup winner Sir Geoff Hurst has backed Jamie Vardy to become England's star of Euro 2016.
England's hat-trick hero from the 1966 World Cup final believes he can see shades of himself in the Leicester City striker"
ITS
>>57048479
>blown the fuck out
>s-stop posting. koreans are just as diverse as white (w-well when they dye their hair...)
does anyone know how long thailad has lived in thailand?
>>57048464
What are you even on about? why are you chatting random shit?
Time for you to fuck off you clog wearing knob
>>57048322
desu I agree that a new flag would be a good idea because you are independent countries now
but especially now the flag referendums are being hijacked by Republicans which is bad news
Canada I'm glad at least still retains some of its colonial heritage rather than rushing into the future like the Americans
also most of the flag recommendations are pretty bad, it needs to be simple yet iconic
in that regard the Canadian flag isn't that bad considering it could be a lot worse.
>>57048518
COMING
>>57048316
grim
>>57048491
post that one of ed eating a pork sandwich
>>57048527
racists OUT
>>57048340
fucking furries
no matter what your flag is, at least it isnt a fucking tricolour
>>57048533
over a year
>>57048535
i'm saying you're a fucking nonce zhao pong
>>57048587
>a fucking tricolour
>except with red used twice
>with a fucking leaf in the middle
>>57048401
Corbyn is quite old
Don't agree with his policies but he seems like a good lad
Would be sad when he dies
A worthy adversary etc
genuinely think im the next dizzee rascal
>>57048386
oh fuck poleaboo just plead guilty you mong
what you want to preserve you pride for another 3 months or some shit?
Looking back on all this in a decade from now, you'll see that pleading guilty would have been better in every possible way.
No one thinks you're innocent, no one thinks that you don't deserve what you've got even if you really don't. Playing into what people think of you will make the transition easier x
always thought caralad was chill haha
guess hes at his wits end
