http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eo9HjFruuF
hmmmmmm i'll feed that dog some bones hahaha
karen
having a go
massive boil on my right arse cheek edition
erica
gingies tho
experiencing crushing depression and am utterly sad for no apparent reason
What is the TRUTH about Poleaboo lads?
grime
>>57049413
see a doctor
do you have to be black to wear "hype" lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CF_13UVS-k
i
>>57049418
add a pair of glasses and chub and it's you
>>57049407
I'm the one who made the post you idiot
always wonder when people suggest going on /out/ if they mean for me to simply leave or /out/ is actually a good board
>>57049405
gay
>>57049416
gay
>>57049431
gay
>>57049470
my man
>I was so butthurt when my brother gave my parents grandchildren that I actually snuck into his house in the middle of the night and slapped his baby daughter in the face then climbed out the window to escape because I thought it would cause her permanent psychological damage and she would turn out a broken piece of shit that my parents hate and are happy at me for never having any grandchildren
>>57049373
>those grey eyes
My eyes are that exact colour. Feels good to be even rarer than blue eyed plebs
>>57049478
Dude, get out of my mind mang.
>>57049489
shit eyes
devoid of colour
>>57049448
too nervous desu
>>57049418
Probably a good 50% of gingers i have known are coal burners
>>57049484
strawman.
argument status:undetected
whats the point in >>>/news/
just seems like another /pol/
>>57049478
its honestly quite comfy, bit slow though
got sent there once and saw some documentary of a middle aged american man building a cabin wish i had the link for it still
Falklands now belongs to Argentina btw lads dunno if you missed that.
>its only a recommendation to the SC but media are treating it as real
How do I make new friends?
>>57049507
>Leicestershire
>>57049591
ORDINARY
>>57049484
>left alone
Liberia was colonised by america, ehtiopia was an italian protectorate during ww2
everything else in africa was a european colony
gf just faxed me this
>>57049584
defend a lanky dutch twat on the internet
Is National Front basically obsolete in the UK? Or is it still kind of a fringe movement
>>57049623
did a dutch lad cuck you or something?
>>57049418
>ginger men are bullied relentlessly
>ginger women are fetishized by millions
for what purpose?
eating a creme egg
>>57049611
but the right pic are tribals which is the continous culture from pre-colonial africa you fucking blithering retard
Torrented a load of music yesterday and was really excited to listen to it all and I accidentally permanently deleted it all today. Suicide beckons haha
>>57049675
it's a hard enough life for us
you get the odd chick who likes us because we remind them of ed sheeran or something though
>>57049429
convicted stalker who broke his restraining order
will be put on trial in the crown court later this year and found guilty (enough evidence to guarantee the verdict). will serve a jail sentence of maximum 5 years
>>57049691
haha what are you like? x
>>57049623
I'd love to be mates with caralad 2bh he seems cool.
>>57049675
My brother's ginger and he's an absolute turbo normie who's had more gfs than I've had hot dinners. My first gf only went out with me because she fancied my brother
>>57049738
i would buy you a extra foamy one
>>57049740
fucking hell who wrote this haha, so bad
>>57049740
whoever made these pictures should be nicked desu
You guys ever wish you were English?
>tfw tablet is faster than my laptop
Why did the BNP let an Asian man into their party newspaper
>>57049778
does this maymay have any basis in reality? i went to amsterdam a few years ago but i only bought beer from the supermarket
>>57049824
no
wish i was properly irish though
>>57049307
>>57049307
>>57049307
>Best boards:
/ck/
/int/
/lit/
/sp/
/tv/
>Very nice
/out/
/po/
/n/
/an/
/trv/
>not bad
/v/
/his/
/mu/
/fa/
/sci/
/fit/
>decent
/biz/
/a/
/co/
/k/
/tg/
/toy/
>low
/x/
>Bad:
/b/
porn board
>>57049740
nice
>>57049824
I am :^)
*self-heems*
>>57049847
bad taste
>>57049781
>>57049789
>>57049849
http://www.strawpoll.me/7215229
Stolen straight from the internet
>>57049847
>low
>/x
you fucking what
choose your shag lads
>>57049847
/lit/ is decent on a good day
>>57049840
yea i'm not sure why though, guess we're being jewed out of our money although you can ask for the german glasses too
>>57049890
It used to be good. Once it became people trying to get psychic powers, then it went downhill
/int/
/lit/
/mu/
/his/
/trv/
/hm/
/gif/
:^)
>>57049884
was gonna answer but i noticed you included a captcha so decided to close the tab
http://www.strawpoll.me/1111111
http://www.strawpoll.me/1111111
http://www.strawpoll.me/1111111
http://www.strawpoll.me/1111111
http://www.strawpoll.me/1111111
http://www.strawpoll.me/1111111
IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL
still got 3 hours before bed
enjoying my new 4 hour + nap sleep schedule lads
>>57049978
big poll
>>57049713
don't worry lad I'm brown haired and blue eyed and I still get relentlessly rejected
>>57049978
better than a 4chan get that if that was your poll
>videogames will never be this brutal again
>>57049987
Sounds intriguing, can you go into more detail about it?
>>57049917
Brunette between the blondes Tbh
>>57049917
3 > 4 > 2 > 1
is number 4 chowing down on two fags or what
just finished latest house of cards season lads
wew
>I don't play strategy games
>>57049966
>>57049373
leave me alone tbqh, lads
https://youtu.be/GrU45cATXbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_4OrFH3EU
ii just w4nn4 t4lk t0 y3w 4nd t3ll y3w h0w ii f33l xox
>>57050039
would play anything if i had someone to play with
>>57050036
is it good
>>57050035
her mate probably asked for a cig and so she got two out before they went outside. have you literally never been to a pub or club before?
>>57049917
Far left
>>57050030
sleep for 4 hours at night
nap for 2-3 hours in the afternoon
unironically ate 10 bags of aldi knock off monster munch
what has my life come to
this desu
I play strategy games
>>57050056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Rw-KOuvT4
>>57050060
yeah
last episode is really good
>>57050083
Kill yourself, normie cunt.
really like this picture
>>57050075
some of us unfortunately cannot sleep in the afternoon due to work commitments which fund your dole, you lazy twat
>>57050083
>Graduated 3 years ago
>Never had a job
>Never had someone love me
I do not like this meme desu
>>57050100
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kCrkbYGD44
>>57050060
No
There's been nothing but filler after season 2
I'm convinced it's now a show where actors are written on/off as soon as they become available/unavailable
Also that election that all of season 3 lead up to still hasn't happened after season 4
>>57050130
sleep after work
I sleep after lectures
>>57050086
h-how far into the rabbit hole are you lad?
do you want to play multiplayer war in the east over email?
>>57050083
I never understood what the hands up symbol means.
Is it "Praise Jesus"?
>>57050070
yes, including 3 years at uni you absolute mong
>>57050083
might not graduate
might not get a career because of depression
already rejected by two girls at uni
odds of getting a gf are slim
I have strong memes though, I meme real good
>>57049917
is this what girls in clubs look like
>>57050083
>you'll graduate
>>57050083
>Youth unemployment at 13%
>>57050139
remember having to stick bits of paper in my w810i to keep the battery in place
good times
>>57050130
>wagecucks
>>57050158
I'd be down to during the summer
right now I'm in finals
I used to play Diplomacy variants over e-mail
>I play games
feel like pure shit just want her back x
>>57050175
FONT
not a big fan of this living meme
>>57050197
>our youth unemployment rate is only slightly higher than France's overall unemployment rate
based UK
>>57050086
I too partake in these games
This is vassal map mode. I'm the King of Germany but I'm also a subject of the HRE. I'm so strong and big I can leave anytime I want.
>I
>>57050166
http://emojipedia.org/person-raising-both-hands-in-celebration/
>>57050111
>>57050151
well bit conflicted now, might just give it a shot
>>57050226
likewise lad
just about had it
>>57050251
do it, it's only like 10 hours of your life that you would have spent shitposting anyway
I miss playing TimeSplitters co-op with my brother when we were about 12 or 13. Felt like we'd never grow up. :'(
>>57050234
cuz france is in the euro innit
>>57050282
don't worry mate, you never did
>>57050282
i have this exact same feel about FIFA 99.
>my brother is now a 27 year old man
>>57050282
not playing 1 shot, pistols only, headshots only
>>57050282
iktf
gonna do a sleep
night x
>>57050373
If dubs Farage wins
>>57050329
:(
>>57050339
We didn't play to compete, that's why we liked co-op games.
>>57050405
better be ready to put your towel down in 4 hours
The goal of the economy is to have a low poverty rate, not a low unemployment rate.
The French don't force unemployed people to work/find a job and treat them badly like the United Kingdom does with it's workfare programs. That is a choice. French people don't want to make unemployed people desperate to find a job. That will only lower wages and lower working conditions.
France does not want to have working poors like in the United Kingdom or the United States.
It makes me laugh when I hear so many people say they have a low unemployment rate. They also forgot the part that they have a higher poverty rate than France. Yeah congratulations. Not only you work long hours (instead of having free time) but you are poor. Great for "the economy". Not so great for the people.
>>57050423
i know it sounds cheesy but my brother was literally one of my best friends as a child
>>57050418
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-burgaboy
>>57050466
Why did you move to London then Jacques?
>>57050282
did bot matches with my brother and me and him would be the little monkey character and wed just go around slaughtering bots together really good times have a proper shit non existant relationship with my brother now bad bad feel
>French people don't want to make unemployed people desperate to find a job.
They do, they are called Catholics. They sit around drinking wine until the next mass
>>57050423
>We didn't play to compete, that's why we liked co-op games.
you mean
>he doesnt like playing against me because i get mad when i lose
>Download GoldenEye 007 ROM
>Excited to relive some childhood memories
>As soon as the menu screen with the moveable crosshairs comes up I'm right back to being a kid again, sitting in front of a shitty TV with my brother and cousins turning on all the cheats
>Suddenly hits me that I'm now a man, sitting on my own, on my laptop
>Nobody to play it with
>Barely talk to my cousins anymore
>Feel like texting my brother
>Don't bother, he's busy
>>57050466
France uses sanctions and welfare to work programmes just like we do m8
>>57050251
I'd say watch till you drop
Season 1 is excellent, 2 is good, then it peters out when it hits 3
>>57050455
Private villa with own pool lad
I'm not German
>>57050466
>france
>more unemployment
>lower average wages
>"less poverty"
>>57050536
fuck
i got that same feeling when i tried to play pokemon blue again, the magic wasn't there
>>57050473
Looking back, I can say the same. And we're nowhere near as close now and probably never will be...
>>57050523
Wow. Literally the same. :(
Great britain? more like small britain
never had sex
>>57050455
>germans
>waiting til 7am
i've caught them doing it well earlier that coming back into the hotel pissed up
>>57050594
FOAL
>>57050573
good lid
>>57050593
Truesize.com
You might like it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fZ7hXJEnwr
>>57050657
Thanks lid
>>57050642
my normie friend thinks i'm gay because i've never fucked a girl
if only he had the slightest grasp on the realm of misery and autism i inhabit
Really do not understand those really feminine vapid gays who just idolise female pop stars, love hairdressing, go gay clubbing etc.
They don't boy stuff like video games and cars and shite
Basically very boring women at this point
>>57050668
bait.com
u might like it
nothing personell kiddy
>>57050585
luckily my brother is quite wealthy these days so i'm glad we were such good friends as kids because he bought me a car recently. although we rarely see each other
a around 2000, I met a guy from north london when i went on a massive scout trip in wales. Turns out this guy was jewish right, and his dad was pretty loaded or powerful or somin. After being friends with this lad for a few months, he told me this secret that i couldn't tell anyone. He said his dad's friends were planning some crazy plot to fly some buildings into towers in new york. For a long time, i didnt believe him, but he gave me this long story that i barely understood about how they were trying to exploit the delicate geopolitcal system in the middle east to reinforce the usa's support of israel.
I knew what had to be done
After 2 more months of summer probing, prodding and begging for information, i put together a fairly solid idea of all necessary information, and picked up the phone. I booked a flight to new york on sept 10th with my mums stolen card, followed the route what was by now etched into my memory, and used my english accent to gain access to the tower. I promptly got the lift to the 95th floor, and press my testicles against the glass.
>mfw i watch a plane smash into the other tower, get kicked out of the building and survive
>>57050593
we should go take some of that land in Africa and the Americas
>>57050701
deranged from reality
Ciara
>>57050709
good post
are you essex or the brummie?
the world is just too cruel
i dont want to be here but i dont know if the alternative is any better
>>57050768
brummie
>>57050709
had to laugh at this 3bh
>>57050593
>5 Canadian islands
wew
Christ what a bunch of freaks
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/DckuG22M7wE
>americans
>>57050770
Are you worried about the possibility of an afterlife or something?
the US are playing Guatemala in a near must-win tomorrow night in CONCACAF world cup qualifying.
After losing in Guatemala City on Friday night, the unimaginable has become a reality with a loss tomorrow night effectively leaving the USA needing two wins and results from Saint Vincent and The Grenadines in order to go through. SPI has the odds of this happening under 10%. A draw would be better, but still around 50/50. A win would push the odds to over 95% and be a collective sigh of relief.
(e.g. theres a decent chance america wont qualify for the world cup)
>>57050840
what are they doing
>>57050865
i don't know
if there isn't one, what's it like to not exist? i'm terrified of that.
might just join the army and hope someone shoots me before i can think about it
>>57050593
>north islandlets
serving the will of the banking clan elite
>>57050867
The world cup is 2 years away? how is there already a chance they won't qualify
Any lads like hockey?
>>57050924
most other fedarations start qualification early
for example in a few days australia will be playing jordan (managed by harry redknapp) and if they lose they probably wont qualify for the world cup either (probably easily win tho)
hoi
>>57050995
hoi3 or hoi2/DH?
>>57050916
*Tears beer coaster in half
Bloody bonus bankers
>>57050924
>>57050976
pls no it's too early I can't handle a double embarrassment
>>57050936
Baseball is better
>>57050894
If you really do just cease to exist then obviously you won't be able to regret your decision or compare it to living. It would be like a permanent, deep, dreamless sleep.
If I could be certain that that's what happens after death, I'd be very tempted to kill myself.
anyone here bummed a guy before? wondering how good it felt
>>57050867
Fucking hell lad dont remind me
>Klinsmann out when?
Granny always asks me about my "friends" from college. Think shes a bit worried about me desu.
>>57050867
Literally had no idea this was even going on
>>57051033
I wish.
>>57051052
kek its mentioned almost constantly on /sp/ atm
>>57051072
Don't spend money on frivolous fashion
>>57051072
font for days
>>57051097
why not?
>>57051072
>Ellesse
Off yourself
>>57051014
I'm disappointed in you la
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/12204815/British-man-dies-after-brual-San-Francisco-street-attack.html
What happens if Trump doesn't win? Please no.
>>57051107
Because
1. The best fashion will always be a good face or a good body
2. Just buy normal clothes. Those shirts will look too peculiar and strange by this time come May. Just buy regular clothes
>>57051109
ellesse is really cool
im glad 80's casual wear is now socially acceptable to wear
why are you such massive faggots, lads?
>>57051162
Why is your country literally Africa levels of poor?
>>57051137
nothing really, business as usual with hillary clinton
>>57051140
>1. The best fashion will always be a good face or a good body
can't buy that desu
>2. Just buy normal clothes. Those shirts will look too peculiar and strange by this time come May. Just buy regular clothes
i don't care desu
i have been through my phase of buying plain t-shirts and going to the gym and it didn't get me anywhere so now im just being myself :3
>>57051122
Bummer
Cried at the dole office again today, hopefully that will gain me some sympathy.
>>57050890
Protesting Trump or some bollocks
>>57051162
>>57051193
reminder that yanks on average dress like absolute shit and under no circumstances should their advice be taken on fashion
>>57051162
where have you been lad?
modova shouldnt even exist why didnt it reunite with romania
>>57051248
>this whole list
>>57051248
>3 course meal
>eating food 3 times a day
not bad
>>57051238
What if they have a subscription to GQ?
What if they posted said subscription for /brit/ earlier today?
>>57051242
in ur mum
>>57051193
why not?
>>57051238
>he doesn't wear cargo shorts and graphic tee's
pleb
lets imagine a world without christians shall we:
the colour yellow
alcohol
breathing through your nose
the satisfying feeling whhen you have a poo
that one girl u liked
food
air
walking on your legs
going to sleep
being able to own a cat as a pet
need i go on?
>>57051248
they forgot to mention we wouldn't have Muslims
>>57049373
that's Erica from Florida yeah? I love her tb h
*walks*
>>57051238
reminder /fa/'s God is an American
wanted a response to (>>57051203) desu
/brit/ sure is friendly to old geezers like me! Haha. Thanks for all the laughs your company has brought me. I'm a 64 year old man. Can you believe geezers like me can use this consarn machine? You young whipper-snappers sure know how to boogey on this thing haha! These jokes keep an old man like me feeling young and free.
We flew mustangs over those Krauts during WW2 and landed in Blarney. I remember Thomas, we called him Tommy Trousers.
Thanks for keeping an old timer like me laughing!
>>57051364
What's his name again?
>>57051395
Left
>>57051395
marry fuck kill
kill the leftists deport the muslims imo
>>57051203
*responds to this*
>>57051395
321
>>57051453
thanks mate
anyone remember this le gem?
fuck im old
moving here as thailad told me its important to move away and that it really matters how powerful your money will be wherever you move
How do I keep up to date when the next anti immigration protest is? I would like to go to one.
>>57051395
post rare aeiouyfphves
The D.R. Congo has to be the absolute worse place to live in the world
>white women
>>57051523
i like being reminded of how unimportant I really am in the grand scheme.
thanks for this feel
>>57051540
protests are useless
just virtue signalling irl
if you want to make a difference heem a leftist
How long did your /pol/ phase last? For me,it was about a year until I realised it was literally /b/ discussing politics and they can't successfully defend any of their beliefs.
remember when youtube videos could only be 10 minutes long? weird time that
>>57051523
Ah.....our 19th expansion to the west...something marvelous
small farm towns are what makes a country grow, not over crowded city
>>57051581
>having to upload your Runescape tutorials in 3 parts
shit time that.
>>57051581
Have you ever bitten by a great white shark?
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>57051523
we must terminate the existence of white """""""people""""""" and secure a future for wife's sons
>>57051640
>tfw even at this resolution you can tell that portugal is red
kek
feel ill lads, have a runny nose, sore throat and a cough, feel weak all over aswell
>>57051679
Drink the blood of a white English new born baby
