*opens today's issue of the Financial Times* edition
Mexico is shit
How selfish are you?
I'm very selfish
british grime
*opens today's issue of the FT International*
Ah yes, very impressive
lads
thailad desu
>>57052856
more like thaibad
Bit ded lads
>>57052875
rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06gxDn2VCls
Choon
unironically fucking a girl that has twins that aren't mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuk4nHshU8
>birmingham
nuke it
>>57052906
aslong as you're not playing daddy and just shagging her it's fine
only see her after her kids bedtime
>>57052906
>>57052955
unironically worked at a place near here for a few months and ate my lunch by the pond at this very park
>>57052982
That white guy literally plays the cuck in all these Blacked movies
What a job
>>57052982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eo9HjFruuF
>>57052982
not dating her and hardly ever see her unless we shag when im a bit drunk
>>57053031
total biscuit always needs some cash on the side
next poster would willingly take it in the arse from all of /brit/
im bent
this chamomile tea is very relaxing
I cried when Tom Hanks lost Wilson in Cast Away when I first watched it, 2bh.
>>57053128
gay
>>57053128
bit gay lad
>>57053128
batty boy
>>57053128
bit gay that
>>57053128
homosexual
>>57053061
i laughed at this
>>57053172
i laughed at your life
>>57053128
bent
>youtube drama between 30 year old jews and other "trolls"
ugh
BREAKING NEWS: Falkland Islands lie in Argentinian waters, rules UN commission
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/29/falkland-islands-argentina-waters-rules-un-commission
What do, lads? All the oil still belongs to the Falklands, right?
>>57053128
truely manly
>you will never be gay
why live?
>>57053192
shut up
>>57053139
>>57053143
>>57053149
>>57053152
>>57053166
>>57053198
WILSON! WILSON, I'M SORRY! WILSONNNN
>>57053229
imagine being a girl and being a lezzer
wouldn't that be great
>>57053226
Literal imperialism from Argentina
>>57053226
>UN
Sesame Street has more clout
PAKISTAN
>>57052666
>>57052721
explain this meme to me?
I quite enjoyed watching Headhunters if I am being honest. Would recommend.
>>57053226
Fuck the UN
Fuck the EU
>>57053289
Pakistan (Listeni/ˈpækᵻstæn/ or Listeni/pɑːkᵻˈstɑːn/; Urdu: پاكستان ALA-LC: Pākistān, pronounced [pɑːkJst̪ɑːn] ( listen)), officially the Islamic Republic of Pakistan (Urdu: اسلامی جمہوریہ پاكستان ALA-LC: Islāmī Jumhūriyah Pākistān IPA: [Jslɑːmiː d͡ʒʊmɦuːriəJh pɑːkJst̪ɑːn]),[1] is a country in South Asia. It is the sixth-most populous country with a population exceeding 199 million people.[13] It is the 36th largest country in the world in terms of area with an area covering 881,913 km2 (340,509 sq mi). Pakistan has a 1,046-kilometre (650 mi) coastline along the Arabian Sea and the Gulf of Oman in the south and is bordered by India to the east, Afghanistan to the west, Iran to the southwest and China in the far northeast respectively. It is separated from Tajikistan by Afghanistan's narrow Wakhan Corridor in the north, and also shares a maritime border with Oman.
might smoke and play black mesa when I'm done with this tea
ooh aah oop the ra
>>57053226
The North Korea model is looking pretty comfy right now.
>>57053304
Pretty self-explanatory meme
tell me something interesting
>>57053357
you're gay
>muh islands
get bent
go to bed brits. cmon now, you're new life starts tomorrow morning!!!
be the best you can be
>>57053355
*opens the independent*
>>57053357
god is not real
>>57053357
a baby eel is called an elver
gotta lie to the DWP today
I used to have no trouble with lying but lately it's been gnawing at me.
Must be getting menopausal.
>>57053370
>get bent
what does that even mean?
>little sister sticks her smelly feet in my face to annoy me
>asks me why i always "scratch an itch in my pants" when she does it
>>57053304
*lowers financial times*
Well, my son. The Financial Times is only for classy, rich people, such as myself. You'll understand when you grow older.
*raises financial times*
*checks how my stocks are doing*
Ah yes, very nice.
>>57053330
las malvinas son argentinas
fuck the brits!
>>57053390
Get bent (over and fucked in the ass)
I think that's what it means.
>>57053381
That doesn't exist anymore
10 minutes into deadpool and cringing my face off
>>57053391
reported
>>57053409
lewd
>>57053396
prove that you're rich you millionaire
what stocks?
>>57053226
time to enlist lads
>>57053418
went and saw this opening weekend with my reddit friend
going to go conquer gaul
>>57053408
Rasheed
you should all vocaroo how you think "ah, yes" should be said
>>57053385
very interesting thank you
>>57053441
fuck off frogposter
>>57053411
that's the meme
>>57053443
that would take some gall
>>57053430
had inside trading information on a pharmaceutical company that was acquiring a new company that creates pills for malaria
>>57053441
fuck off reddit
>>57053460
no
lack of hats in this thread
VERY relaxed atm
>>57053418
Went and saw this opening weekend with my bf
>>57053443
doing a rubicon
>>57053430
*lowers financial times*
Have you heard of an index called FTSE100, my son? All the companies I hold stocks in are listed on there.
*raises financial times*
*sees particularly interesting column about chinese equity bonds*
Ah yes, very interesting.
That lad that was on acid last night (read a few hours ago).
Eyeballs are still saucers, no way everyone at work won't notice.
And my faeces are now liquid; probably my body telling me that it can't survive on a diet consisting solely of tropicana
>>57053418
some of it is pretty funny 2bh
it's enjoyable because it mocks itself rather than taking itself seriously like other comic movies
>>57053487
>bf
noice
Sleep pattern is fucked lads
turned off deadpool
least funny shit i've maybe ever seen. cannot believe grown "adults" enjoy it
>>57053512
good lad
Set a course....
>lack of hats in this thread
>>57053510
rich people don't read about stocks, they're too busy spending money
they have financial managers to read about boring equity shite
>being poor
>>57053519
Life must be a lot more enjoyable being a pleb, I envy you in some ways
>>57053532
>not adopting the 4 hour + nap sleep plan
Git gud
>some of it is pretty funny 2bh
>it's enjoyable because it mocks itself rather than taking itself seriously like other comic movies
btfo
so glad i at least went to a school that was 99% white
cant imagine the abject horror of having to go to a rasheed school
>>57053547
cockroach
>>57053512
whats your job?
>>57053567
>>some of it is pretty funny 2bh
>>it's enjoyable because it mocks itself rather than taking itself seriously like other comic movies
>>57053579
that's horrible!
>>57053560
That's horrid I tried it once
>>57053579
the queen is pretty hot for being almost 90, 2bh
just made some egg salad lads
>>57053579
Is that Raj from big bang theory
>>57053580
rorke
it might have taught you something
>>57053587
Logistics manager. Usually it wouldn't be too bad but because of the days off it's going to be hectic and people are going to have to come in and see me...
Might just call a sickie. I'll decide after my shower
>>57053512
did you gain anything from the trip?
imagine how much easier life would be if you could go through it enjoying things like deadpool
>>57053579
yes it was so bad how we went in and united india from a load of backwater warring states, built railways, hospitals, gave them toilets to shit in, never forget
Business idea: get inside trading information on a pharmaceutical company that is acquiring a new company that creates pills for malaria
>>57053604
It's based m8
>>57053629
>we are all one :)
>>57053610
had wank over a 2 pound coin before when things got pretty desperate
>>57053638
You are a meme
might smoke dmt tomorrow
ate too much fage greek yogurt and now tummy hurts :(
>>57053579
Despite that Ireland couldn't handle the banter, it's fair to assume Ireland still likes us more than India tbqh.
>>57053509
dont cross me anon
>>57053646
On my last trip I realised I was turning into "that creepy uncle"
>>57053556
ill lay you out m8
>>57053646
we are all one though, we are all made from the same matter
>>57053648
The thought of ripping off her crown and throwing it in the corner and then ripping off her royal knickers gets me hard easily m8
>>57053629
Tried to fit in a quick wank on the comeup to some really depraved shit on the panda but I was just stroking a flacid and before I know it I'm mid trip with her instagram page up wanking to the most vanilla pictures of her.
From my trip I've learned that I'm really lonely and I should stop wanking to anime :DDD XDDD
Literally know nothing about stocks, what they are or how they work or how to buy them or how to make money off them
>>57053711
>I should stop wanking to anime
I could of told you that
>>57053694
I had a similar realization of being 'the fuckup cousin' last christmas after smoking a lot of weed
How did you make out, did you manage to turn things around?
wish I didn't live in this depressing hole hahaahahahahha
>>57053733
>could of
>wake up
>sore all over
>work soon
REEEE
>>57053702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZhYL9Zser
>>57053754
alri frodo
vote out lads
>>57053758
290E4UDW
>>57053733
>could of
come on lad it's been about a year since I called you out on this sort it out
>could of
>>57053779
????????????
this thailad is different right? i like him better
>>57053792
I can't seem to stop.
>>57053735
>How did you make out, did you manage to turn things around?
Was only about 2 weeks ago
Had a hair cut, shaved my beard and now try to spend a lot more time with my family
>>57053770
Bwahaha nicely done boyo
>>57053817
no it's thailad
Business idea: rob a liquor store, blame it on someone else
>>57053792
>>57053797
Have you anons never made that mistake before?
>>57053711
when I wank on acid my benis feels like a mushroom :DDDD
>>57053817
>I like you more now <3
y-you too x
but we're both here, the billionaire stock trader is the new lad.
>>57053848
not for years, it's my grammatical pet peeve
>>57053681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qUrZQwecGo
reminder
>>57053848
sometimes but thailad does it a lot
>>57053817
bizarro thailad is noticeably different. He seems younger and he also likes anime
>>57053848
not since I was a child
>>57053873
its pronounced 'faggy' yogurt, you faggot!
>>57053848
Yes
that's why we don't do it any more
>>57053859
>>57053891
you want to tell me that karen posting thailand is a billionaire stock trader? thought only stem students and neets liked anime
>>57053894
hahahahaha fucking rekt
>>57053894
Haha she's a busy girl! I'm sure she'll go out with you when things quiet down
>>57053894
give up on that one buddy
>>57053914
clearly a joke
>>57053914
>17271 likes
>>57053920
Karen posting and FT stock trading are both his gimmicks.
Also he posts pepe and wojack etc.
>>57053891
>he also likes anime
I'm growing out of it desu, haven't watch any shows for the past 3 seasons.
nigger nigger bum bum
>>57053964
I don't even really like anime I just like anime posting :3
>>57053964
nonce
>>57053964
what are you doing in thailand dear
dont tell me you work in a tech company
>>57053894
sent a message almost exactly like this to a girl a few days ago, basically making out like I don't have a day free for two months so I can't see her. Now having read this and realizing how blatantly bvious it must have been, I'll probably just be more blunt next time
>>57053956
at least the kid understands that the best way to get fanny is to bullshit your way to it
>>57053964
Are you a billionaire normie?
Business idea: forge a medical degree and become a surgeon
>>57053956
>>57053964
do you like thick or thin socks?
>>57054010
he likes thick cocks up his bum
>>57053894
Wow I wouldn't have caught on that that is rejection. What if she is just genuinely busy? I guess she would say when she's free tbf
Lucy posted on fb earlier :'(
>>57054008
I've been thinking of doing the same and moving to like china and just fucking with people for a while
>>57054035
woo~
>>57053980
same tb h la, is a good feel to leave it behind
>>57053983
see pic
>>57053989
I'm self-employed
>>57054005
I've got 5 figures in the bank, not sure if that counts as """"""""""rich""""""""""
>>57054010
I've actually got one of both on atm, what am i like haha xx
>>57054008
just get into med school and get one tbqh
business idea: rape lucy
>>57054054
who's lucy
>>57054041
its not, all women do is talk about the recent or upcoming events in their life
t. have closely studiestudied mummys behaviour
finally starting to make it lads
>>57054086
The oneitus
>>57054079
>5 figures
probably not in Thai money haha
business idea: pull on my willy until semen comes out
>oneitus
>>57054125
c-can I help?
>>57054109
why didn't she come
>>57054125
would like to go in 50/50 on this with you
im sure we'll both get a generous return on our investment
>>57054140
i'm looking for £5000 for a 2% stake in the venture
moving here. thailad convinced me
since all that matters in life is being wealthy compared to the rest of the population in the country you live.
forget my friends and family back in england
>>57054108
yum
>>57054157
Out
>>57054139
S U C C
U
C
C
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class whites. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the whites all it would take to destroy this community is one black bull.
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% white town until suddenly a couple of black bulls walk up. Women would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic white husbands. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the white women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to Japan where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every woman will be raising their black children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior black bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL colonization. You can't take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse. This colonization relies on the attraction of mentally inferior white women who existed through history as carriers of the black master race.
>>57054079
>I've actually got one of both on atm
impossibru
>>57054144
Overslept
>>57054173
did not read
>>57054144
If they don't have a full body pic, they're fat. Every single time without fail, even if their face doesn't look remotely fat in the pics, they have caught that one angle that hides the chins that are usually there, even if their body type is listed as average. They're a fatty, every time.
>>57054163
>thailads mum posting on an American proxy
>>57054200
thailads mum is dead he already admitted that
>>57054187
did she ever come after that?
is she going to come in the future?
>>57054173
>white people
>>57054218
dead sexy
>>57054220
No
I haven't seen her since June
>>57054167
Need to pull down those pants tbf
>>57054218
dead to him?
>>57054243
you first ;)
eating some mini eggs
>>57054241
why did she stop coming?
Wonder if acidlad went to work
Kind of hope he didn't iah
sons wife wants to the park
>>57054263
whats that
mmm yes... yes quite good I say...
>>57054263
its weird women literally lay an egg once a month
>>57054080
as an american? he and his children and grandchildren would be in debt for the rest of their lives
Business idea: buy foreclosed homes in bad neighborhoods, then renovate and rent them for a profit until I own the entire neighborhood.
TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RYE
TELL ME RHAT YOU RONT
>>57054300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_Eggs
>>57054321
you'd pay a med degree off relatively easy in the states tbqh
>>57054288
Still here. Have to leave for work at 7. I'll have my shower at 6 and after that I'll decide whether or not I go.
Considering not going since there's a Bella thread on /hr/ and the friendly custodian hasn't deleted it yet
True desu
>>57054326
this is how I became King in Fable
>>57054300
very small eggs
>>57054342
ah yes of course, he could pay off his debt by putting other people in debt for the rest of their lives
Business idea: buy out the Irish with American money, then use them to extort the rest of the UK
>>57054348
desu a shower really sobers me up just after a trip
during is a different story of course
>>57054396
glorious capitalism
>>57054421
You got a job or are you lucky enough to be NEET?
>>57054438
student
>>57054446
At least you have an excuse for being a degenerate. What you studying f4m?
Business idea: encourage outsourcing from British industries by providing the service at a lower cost using homeless employees being paid under the table
get you a man who can do both
>>57054470
true american
Wouldn't mind being a pear farmer in Southern England during the Middle Ages
>>57054486
>those shoes
>>57054464
engineering
regret choosing it because it takes too much effort (currently scraping a 2:2) and I just want to have fun :3 I see it as the burden on my life that needs to be cut free
*lowers Foreign Affairs*
Typical, how lower middle class to read the ""Financial"" times.
*raises Foreign Affairs*
>>>/pol/69192546
Get Nige to victory.
Business idea: get in to an engineering program, then drop out at a loss for personal reasons
we don't need no education
>>57054567
fuck off with your cringey 4chan games
>>57054501
but then you'd have some shithead lord sending tax collectors over every month to take your hard-earned pear money and rape your daughter
>>57054587
yes you do, you just used a double negative
>>57054612
maybe it was intentional
>>57054562
*Hides his Financial Times*
*Picks up his copy of the Investor's Chronicle*
Ah yes, such lower class plebs
>>57054611
he wouldn't dare when I'm a member of Parliament
unless he's in the mood for some iron
