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The future used to be just a continuation of the present, with all the changes looming far behind the horizon. Now the future and the present are one.
What are we to do? It feels like we have no free will. That our entire life is already pre-determined. Time is going too fast edition.
crayon pop
karen
got a massive hunger
Asuka.
Wanna hear some grime with 90's american style rap instrumentals desu
need and deserve a paprika gf
>>57039403
>lgbtisten
>>57039403
"no"
>>57039328
Is he right?
>sat on internet with nothing 4chan and Youtube open
>my anti-malware thing pops up saying it blocked me from accessing a malicious website
what should I do
I've no idea where it came from
Lads, if you're talking to a girl and she laughs at almost everything you say, even if it's stuff that's not meant to be funny, is that good?
aisha
maisie
cara 2bh lads
>>57039427
it refers to the year you started listening to grime not the year you were born in
>Gwyneth Paltrow
HNNNNNGH
Tony Stark has excellent taste
>>57039490
R E K T
>>57039468
sounds like she wants her arsehole fingered to me
>>57039404
not at all
>>57039489
good post
>>57039489
bad post
>>57039547
good lad
i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america
>>57039404
vocal of tune related from the old thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vde6_Fs_LjM
will have a think see if i can remember some similar ones
Goodnight, lads.
>>57039547
bad lad
>>57039489
caralad's performance has been very disappointing today
>>57039464
4chan has malicious ads
>>57039568
bad lad
>>57039627
unf, her body is amazing
>>57039403
>tfw no /l/
got 3500 audio files on my hardrive and roughly 2500 of them are grime or 'urban UK'
AMA
Ran out of kingers lads so I've restored to using 2 separate singles and am now currently forming them into an 'L' shape.
Thanks for listening.
x
>>57039651
Bad post
who's on the liquid jew tonight
>>57039627
Literally perfect in every single way.
>>57039651
it's a bit skeletal in that pic
I didn't know which one I was posting 2bh
>>57039664
mio
>>57039627
it is
I'm a bit worried 2bh
Is he alright?
>>57039678
Great body though, freakishly long monkey arms not withstanding
>>57039692
I like skeletal
>>57039669
why have you got shit taste in music
>the shooter was a black guy
oh boy here we go...
>>57039485
>giving your daughter a muzzie name
leftists are incapable of love
>>57039627
would love to just throw her around and rough her up to be honest
>>57039677
relateable post
reminder that commienick deleted his twitter in fear of aisha
>>57039403
fuck off
Pls tell me you really hate Russia or is ist just Bantz?
>>57039773
What did he say?
>>57039627
would love to just pick her up, throw her on a bed and have sex with her for 3744848979842 hours straight
>>57039757
Yeah would love to put my willy in her bum
>>57039669
I have over 25000 and none of them are grime
>>57039753
>A gunman has been shot after pointing his weapon at a police officer at the US Capitol Visitors Centre.
BLM?
Anyone here NOT depressed?
Feels like most people here and most people irl are always going on about how depressed they are
Anta baka desu.
>>57039821
probably
>>57039810
I'm talking to a Russian girl called Polly right now.
Wish I had a home gym.
I honestly feel like I could win Mr. Olympia on acid.
>>57039753
they're not even talking about that anymore on CNN
Britain is so problematic and instead of questioning stupid shit about how we drink tea let's talk more about child poverty and corruption.
>>57039819
You're not a true patrician if you haven't got at least 1 album from this important genre
Download at least one of these:
>wiley - treaddin on thin ice
>dizzee - boy in da corner
>ghetts - freedom of speech
>>57039810
I like Russia, I visited in October
>>57039859
the depressed minority are very vocal, they are like extremist muslims
>>57039906
Would happily bring children out of poverty if the state issued me a gf
>>57039881
bought myself a rowing machine from argos bout 2 months ago
have used it 3 times
Gove is love
Gove is life
>>57039923
>RISKY ROADZ not on there
pffffffft
Watching cuckoo lads (Birmingham mentioned)
1h and 20 minutes left of this trip till I have to xanax out to bed.
>>57039814
>>57039813
>>57039757
>>57039689
>>57039737
good lads
>>57039734
if he doesn't return to form tomorrow, I'm going to Leiden to search for him
>>57039969
that's a DVD series not an album tbqh
>>57039821
black lives matter
more like
big lazy mulattos
>>57039966
Don't think I've ever met a Gove fan irl and I know a lot of Tories.
cold in
tripping on life rn
>>57039966
bet he has a weird nob
>>57040016
he's fine dont worry
Drank an absolutely ridiculous amount last night lads. 8 cans of Stella 6 triple vodkas and 6 cans of fosters. My hands have been shaking and I felt horrendous all day
>>57040098
>drinking lager
You disgust me.
>>57039980
I watched half of the first episode before turning it off, I only found out it was a comedy when there was an advert for it a couple of weeks later.
>>57040020
Bit of a technicality desu
Could've been a bonus in the list la'
>>57040070
OH YES!
lads, what kind of an uniform is this??
what conspiracy theories do you lads believe in?
memes accepted but serious answers encouraged
ironing my shirts for work
>>57040233
Navy cadets
Pakistan is on the news.
>>57040141
had to keep it basic for the simpletons pal
>>57040233
air cadets
I become at least 30% more homosexual on drugs 2bh
>>57040098
fucking ledge m8
*nods laddishly towards you*
>>57040233
Land cadets
>>57040233
Tory Youth Wing
>>57040251
>>57040263
holy shit lads, my internet gf is so tough
Gonna climb into bed now and watch a bit of TV
Next time I get out I'll be going to work.
>>57040338
Please don't give these feelings anon
>>57040338
if you never leave your bed, you never have to go to work desu.
Business idea: Instant noodles in a pot so you only need to pour the kettle onto it and they're ready
>>57039859
Debatable for me, sleep tests say I had it at a biochemical level in my teens and I have depressive bouts but I think I ultimately have too much idealism to be called depressed in any pathological way.
>>57040255
thank you for not being an annoying trip
cryptic mum texts
>>57040500
ur mum be high as fuck
>>57039859
if they would just send all the pakis packing, everone would cheer up a bit i think.
>>57040500
kek
Wtf, just went outside my room to go for a piss and my normie housemates are having a drinking party with 4 random people.
It's almost 11pm and there's work tomorrow.
>>57040500
That's weird. All your mum ever texts me is 'come over Ahmed'
>>57040500
U r hilarious!x
>>57040500
tell her that you don't give a fuck about Mr. P's pastimes and if she wants it doing she get the recycling herself
>>57040562
Fuck off you insufferable sperg
>>57040591
me on the top right
>>57040562
yeah they're having "fun"
>>57040500
Wish I had a mum this loving 2bh lads...
And a non-dysfunctional family...
And happiness...
>>57040562
FOAL
>>57040500
>it's poleaboo
Fuck off you paki deviant
>>57040591
I would end Sophie's minge desu
>>57039489
>>57039547
>>57039627
v good posts alltho the last one is slightly rude
>>57040591
Sometimes I wonder if blue eyes are all that's necessary to be a tv/film actor. You can be ugly and stupid but as long as your eyes are light enough to be seen emoting on screen, you get a job.
Fucking normos, what are they like.
Oneitis still hasnt accepted my friend request lads
Should I remove it
>>57040632
>A non dysfunctional family
He's norn iron and from a catholic family. They were probably all molested as kids, probably about 30 of them living in a 2bed house.
>>57040697
I've got a nice set of blue eyes but I'm not on tv
>>57040716
You can't unring the bell, she has seen it and chosen not to accept.
Make violent sexual threats, that'll make her accept
>>57040716
no you fucking freak that would be extremely weird
just leave it and hope for the best
>>57040632
get a gf/bf then normie
>What are we to do?
for starters you can lay off the drugs bongboy
they're not good for your brain
>>57040584
thx!oxo
>>57040632
families pretty disfuctional too dw m8
>>57040655
not poleaboo nor paki
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfulBCcNix
yank gfs settling in nicely
tfw no qt chubchub british gf to snugglewuggle with
having a cry on the inside
>>57040767
GIVE ME ONE YOU FUCK.
THEY DON'T JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKY
>>57040772
>not poleaboo nor paki
>crossposting with /britfeel/
I know it's you Amir
gonna be without a car for the next 2-3 days
haven't had to use my legs in a walking motion for years
>>57040768
you sound like my mum
piss off you subhuman twat
>>57040802
wot u want
bf or a gf?
need a film recommendation
preferably one about being a mediocre failure
pint of bitter please
>>57040500
Who's mr p and whats an izzi tin
Saw someone talking to my oneitis after i was with her, they might have gotten together
Should i threaten him
>>57040859
stare in the mirror for the next 90 minutes
>>57040859
big fish
>>57040851
Literally anything will do.
Just someone to be happy with; and someone to be sad with
>>57040804
>there can only be one crossposter
wewlad
>>57040785
this always makes me happy
>>57040859
Un Homme Qui Dort
>>57040888
Did this once on acid.
The directing was 10/10 and the fearful acting was 10/10 as well. Just could've used a more handsome lead.
>>57040882
do u even know her
>>57040888
you joke but I actually sit down against the wall and stare at a mirror for hours at a time
>>57040880
>mr p
grandad
(R.I.P.)
>>57040880
>izzi tin
empty dog food tin
everyone from between the 45th parallels is a degenerate monkey ingrate and their land is rotten
>>57040663
good to see you
>>57040658
chuckled as this
>Donald Trump has said Britain and Europe are "not safe places" after terror attacks in Brussels and Paris.
>The US Republican presidential front-runner said Europe had lots of “very, very severe” problems and added that he did not even think America was a safe place for Americans.
>>57040895
just go out there and bee yourself
man i love helping people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
>>57040956
RIPIP
never forget
>>57040995
never knew poleaboo wore glasses
>>57040956
that has the strangest looking foot ive ever seen on a dog
>>57041053
that'll be you when Remain wins
>>57041067
Well that's not an image of him. This one on the other hand
>>57041053
>only three months left before /brit/ is destroyed by cuck posting
>>57041101
not him
>>57041093
dlete
>>57041134
this!
this was the photo kept requesting
>implying poleaboos story is real
no one actually buys this right?
>>57041134
Nice try Amer. He was literally doxxed. That is him
>>57041134
would not turn down a 4some with these three
>tfw we're going to stay in the EU and Rppmet, Studge and le pacy black man are going to start and we'll be out in the groups
>>57041163
He claims his court date is in September. I intend to go and confirm if it' real
>>57041134
he kinda looks the same
>>57040956
dog looks like it has a chicken talon for a foot
>>57039684
I hate my 16 y/o myself so much.
>be 17
>get disgustingly drunk from whisky
>four years later can't even smell it
>>57041137
the toes shouldnt be that long
its not right
Don't worry lads one of these days I'm going to have such a great trip that I'll figure the muslim problem out.
>>57040995
>shekie forums
Can't stop thinking about oneitis lads
>>57040947
Not really
>>57041214
it was last september
how would you know what court it is
>>57041187
Did you have a stroke in the middle of this post?
>>57041267
this is just him but green
not a pepe
>>57041281
He claims his next one is this September. there's not so many courts in Aberdeen
>>57041267
niceme.me
And I meme (see:mean) it
Attention:
Just finished rolling my 'L' shaped spliff
Thankyou
>>57041265
>fb friend requests to random birds
bit weird
>>57041249
>Stereotypical badger
>>57041315
Might start rolling my joint for work.
Kind of like how mummy used to make my lunch for school.
https://twitter.com/PrinceOfMasr/status/714423461125492737
>>57041315
you can just buy a pipe haha ur rly dum
>>57041310
Pretty sure both the sheriff and the court are in the town centre, like 5/10 minutes walking from the train station
Glad to know I have supporters here
>>57041281
Got arrested and bailed last September and there was no court date set but the prosecutor fiscal has 1 year to set a date, the case calls before the court in 1 year (September) where they will set a date or drop the case, I believe
>>57040756
Maybe you don't try hard enough
>>57041395
>it's 2016
hmmm it is indeed can't argue with that desu
>>57041329
>HOLDING A HAMBURGER
>>57041323
I kissed her tho
>>57041395
>posts pancakes
>says they're crepes
>they're not even crepes
>>57041443
FONT
>>57041187
Disgusting feel but neither woy, or the British public, can be trusted
>>57041238
*snarls at you*
>>57041408
why arent you using the greater manchester flag
or are you cycling through random regions like bucks
>>57041373
>Smoking at work
What do you do?
>>57041398
Prefer a joint tbqfh
>>57041408
post pics of polish girls
i'll say i found their fb
My ex and the girl who rejected me told me not to kill myself
So they're allowed to reject me, but I'm not allowed to reject my own life?
What kind of fucked up morality is this? What kind of fucked up entitlement syndrome do they suffer from?
Go fuck yourself. My life is mine, not yours. I respect your decision. You will respect mine. My death will cause you pain? Too fucking bad. You don't live with sexual deprivation. I do.
>>57041408
good post
>>57041237
me irl except with glenns vodka and at 14/15
Poleaboo is going to go back to browsing darknet markets
He'll post if he finds anything interesting, his bitcoin has increased greatly in value so he should be able to purchase a decent high
>>57041408
>and the court
*crown court
>>57041500
Logistics manager at an Amazon warehouse.
Might roll one up for right now as the peak from my acid is wearing off
Just watched that Island thing. Bit disappointed that we only get one episode of the camps being separate because now all the women are going to yap about soggy knees for the rest of the fucking show and the paki's probably going to rape one.
>>57041470
Why
>>57041526
>turning someone down for a date is comparable to suicide
what kind of fucked up delusion is this
>>57041560
is there any fucking?
>>57041551
Sounds cool
I'm a systems admin and couldn't function if I smoked up at work desu
>I don't love you any more anon
>MFW
>>57041567
FONT
>>57041492
Poleaboo decided to stick to the Lancs flag, it's not about where you physically are but where your heart is
>>57041507
They've already been posted
Here's his former roommate
>>57041551
Do you get free Prime? I heard the staff are treated like shit
>>57041395
>it's 2016
>>57041618
Rorke
>>57041622
>They've already been posted
LIIIIIIIIINNNKKKK
>>57041622
Here's the same girl but without makeup
>>57041622
ah yes poleaboo had chinese dissedent Ai WeiWei as a room mate, this story is very believable!
>>57041622
not hot
![10537099_10202601856392276_333747084857995963_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YR3uOET.jpg "10537099 10202601856392276 333747084857995963 n[1]")
CHEBS
H
E
B
S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ckbx-s_5I
watching this
half way through
>>57041443
ah right
Bit weird having a oneitis that you barely know no?
when did you kiss her
got a black ski mask and I ski regularly
>>57041622
>Rochdale /ˈrɒtʃdeJl/ is a market town in Greater Manchester, England
just use the right flag idiot
>>57041665
And here's the other girl, the classmate
>>57041664
I'll dump an imgur sometime but not right now as I don't have the pics stored on this harddrive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCaZyuYFcGY
>>57041665
>>57041622
pretty qt desu
>>57041675
Lol
>>57041615
2bh I just have other people do my job for me. I'm only really needed if one of them fucks up.
>>57041636
No prime. The warehouse lackeys are treated like shit but they don't unionise, nor do they care to; I've brought it up to them, so there's nothing they can do about it.
>>57041693
..yeah, I see that now, well sometimes, but then I think she's a perfect qt again
Who else /messy/?
>>57041785
the roommate one is definitely better than this one
>>57041395
Can't believe I'm answering this.
1. Everyone was doing it. Expand or be conquered
2. Because we can.
>>57041772
>No prime
such tightwads
>>57041772
>2bh I just have other people do my job for me
p jealous about that ahah
how's that stalker lad get on?
>>57041793
don't believe anyone in /brit/ has a room this shit
>>57041793
>fags at the computer
>>57041785
One of these days I'm going to take a day off work and call every police station in the country until I can find "The Detective" and tell him about what a little shit you've been
>>57041817
Poleaboo didn't even notice she existed in their first 3 years of study due to her having that awful red dyejob that a lot of Eastern Euro females seem to go for
You don't smoke at your desk?
>>57041908
What joke of a crime is Poleaboo allegedly breaking right this time?
>>57041884
>fags in general
>Sterling in freefall
Thank you based money gods. Get in on this shit lads.
>>57041934
weed i suppose but not cigs
that ashtray looks grim
Smug looking fascist frog.
>>57041972
Breaching your bail conditions is a criminal act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX5dBzxKNOw
>British, Canadian and Scottish healthcare
fucking yanks baka
>>57041972
He's using the internet and I'm sure they'll get you on e-stalking for still having her pictures
getting worryingly close to bedtime lads
>>57041979
not really a smoker desu mate dw
>>57042041
up at 8.20
just heemed a young gentleman
>>57041793
here la
>>57042010
>>57042022
Breaching bail isn't a criminal act, they'll just haul you before the sheriff, give you a telling off and send you on your way threatening to remand you if you fuck up again
>get you on e-stalking for still having her pictures
You don't honestly believe if such a law existed, it would be a just law?
gunna be a part of the LGBTQRSTFHIV community lads
>>57042074
what did he do
>>57042098
Which part? I hope it's the HIV.
>>>/pol/69156433
New Thread
>>57042046
phew
x
>>57041793
man of my own heart
respect
>normies still drinking and laughing.
It's like half an hour before people should be in bed for work romorrow
>>57042100
????
made me horny ? :/
>>57041616
I love you anon.
>>57041134
that is a random image i pulled off a club night facebook page many months before p**eaboo was even a gimmicj
>>57042156
What are you, the bedtime police?
>>57042143
How do I become a anime girl eating jaffa cakes and drinking tea?
>>57041793
Yankee candle?
I have one of them burning in this cute little candle holder :3
>>57041986
never rated him to be honest, not worth the money city got him for
just another young english "le pacey black lad"
Do Brits listen to Iron Maiden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-iRf9AWoyE
>>57041793
>monster
>coke
Good lad
>>57041989
Mostly joints as that's all I smoke, few tab ends from other people though.
>>57042139
He'll always be on the fringe because of his association with the EDL
>>57041704
Few days ago
Shes the first woman to give me attention in years
>>57042188
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7re_u5m4wMk
>>57042201
that's cute
>>57042206
Sterling is a quality player, you can't teach pace
>>57042193
If they're not gone by midnight I'm gonna be annoyed 2bh
>>57042201
what smell
the gf
>>57042201
very :3
>>57042201
nah, think they're just cheap spasda ones, the ex left a few yankee ones when I threw her out but I used them to make the place not smell of sweat and shame for last housing inspection
>>57042201
why do you have it on a plate if it's a candle holder
neat freak fuck off
>>57042206
underrated post твн
>>57042233
>Few days ago
bit early for oneitis lad
at least youll get over her quick
>>57042307
Mango Peach Salsa. I highly recommend it
>>57042309
Would semi-ironically smash.
What went wrong?
>>57042280
is the picture of you that gets posted a lot actuall you
>>57042309
would probably fuck
especially after a few pints right lads hahah waheey
>>57042227
does the sight not depress you?
fair enough if it doesn't
>>57042378
bitch has a food fetish
>>57042378
Obligatory Taco Belle joke.
>>57042206
He's not english, he's a negro from Jamaica
>>57042378
More like taco belle amrite
>>57042346
Shes the only thing i can think about
>>57042378
>tell people who lost a child in a school hooting that you'll fuck them
It was always too late
>>57042378
*right
>>57042216
I like that song
and the one about bringing your daughter to the slaughter
>>57042309
Would. Is she scouse?
>>57042216
yes
>>57042139
Like he said in the past, if organisations like pegida in the uk want to be taken seriously they have to have a middle class lad at the helm
>>57042467
haha mental
whats the point
>>57042409
it does but I empty it once every few days or so before it spills too far onto the desk.
>>57042338
It leaks over sometimes. It's pretty shit at it's actual job but since it's cute I keep it.
>>57042378
I think it's shameful that porn companies are taking advantage on my ever decreasing standards. Wish there was something I could do about it.
>>57042216
i've got two tickets to iron maiden baby
new thread when
>>57042436
Plays for england = english football player
half way to being drunk
feel like shit
still sober enough to quit
will have a hangover regardless
will feel sick regardless
KEEP GOING?
>>57042563
fuck off jamal
>>57042534
candle wax just scraps off of surfaces. you only need to worry if it's a carpet.
>>57042467
Spent a few minutes trying to figure out what a "school hooting" was before I remembered that train wreck of a news story
>>57042573
Yeah just stop
>>57042542
No m8
>>57042507
Or maybe just not one that isn't a convicted fraudster, football hooligan and retarded.
>>57042462
that will go soon lad
have u been texting her
morning lads
>>57042609
Done
Thanks terrorbro
GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
>>57042637
good job i love to be cucked innit
>>57042656
he shouldn't have done that
>>57042584
Begone logic, leave me and my autistic ways
Just killed myself
>>57042666
for England , James?
>>57042563
fuck off rasheed, only white english should be playing for England
>>57042735
its VERY satisfying to peel wax off stuff. u should try it
>>57042746
>sine wave flag
good gimmick
>>57042737
Good lad. Kill me next
>>57042649
Didnt get her number she lost interest in me and was talking to another lad dont think they did anything
>>57042666
big fan of people who's only idea of fighting is yelling at people on twitter then blocking them actually getting the shite kicked out of them
weeee
wee
eeee
WEE
>>57042563
fuck off tyrone
>go to church on Easter
>all those short skirts
>all those high heels and feet
>all the ladies waiting for a Christian bf
Why haven't you gone to church lately
)o( <--------- this is ur bumhole
>>57042809
yes desu
>>57042839
If I set foot on holy ground I burst into flames.
probably going to kill myself tonight. bye lads.
>>57042583
>>57042825
>>57042746
embarassing samefagging
Weve already had mass migration, at least let us have the fucking benefits like a better football team
>>57042823
haha!
>>57042882
looooool, finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-FnxehmQMg
bizzaro narcissism
>>57042904
>3 different flags
le no thanks face
didn't know are raheem was born in Jamaica 2bh
he moved here when he was 7
)O( look at it
>>57042882
It's been nice knowing you for this brief time
>>57042869
Jesus came to dine with the sinners
>>57042904
There's no benefit to watching smelly shitskins playing for England
>>57042949
Good thing he did tho
>>57042935
alri lads time to stop lying to her haha
>>57042962
Brief means letter (the one you get in the mail) in German
>>57042935
Black people have a really weird narcissism about them desu
Even the poor ones who should be humble, will go spend entire paychecks to get swagged up
would a non-gamer like me enjoy oculus rift?
I assume its more than just a VR version of playing PS4 games ...
>>57043005
how the fuck did you come up with that jamal
>>57043053
well theres VR porn but besides that idk
>>57043035
Interesting. It has several meanings in english.
>>57042637
Thanks for this
>>57042944
ahh yes, it doesnt take seconds to change a reddit flag now does it?
oh wait, it does!
>>57042977
except for us having a better team that wins more games - the entire point of football
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
http://strawpoll.me/7213789/
fresh thread
>>57043107
>>57043107
>>57043107
>>57043053
Virtual reality? You may as well be eating from the hog trough of stupidity
>>57043108
like underwear when you add an s
>using a captcha on a waste poll
discarded
>>57043053
Besides porn, I doubt that there's enough non-gaming content to keep non-gamers happy
>>57043148
Yes.
>>57043180
ok!!!!
>>57043214
brief(case) wanker!!!
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