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crayon pop
Spotted Ulster outside the spar in newtownards
not cara
prawn cocktail crisps
did you paint this? you are a dutch master
style goals
Not the same without that faint smell of piss
might get my willy out
see what happens
>One thing ill say for him, Jesus is cool
what did he mean by this?
Ritsu and crayon pop
lets remember fondly the good ol days of the british empire RIP in peace
post the waifus lads
mmm
Why is this thread full of working class northerners
What does cum taste like lads?
Did ya see that switcheroo with the car, what a lad
> you now realize youre waifu has taken a big brown steamy shit in the last 48hrs
what do you guys work with and how much do you guys earn?
>>56834676
I'm a lowland scot
why is this thread full of underclass londoners
>>56834551
nothing but why is the carton so visually unappealing?
pic related the italian one
>>56834684
little bit salty
>>56834677
ebin meme bro
you should join our dank discourd
>>56834707
>guys
hmmm sexist much
>>56834718
ikr senpai baka
>>56834707
work with ur mum
>>56834708
my favourite
>>56834707
autistic children
nothing
>>56834676
i live less then 200m metres from the ENglish Channel mate, I consider people in Surrey northerners I am so fucking southern.
>>56834718
londoners are all underclass
>>56834707
>working
>>56834676
FOB
>humans give tay a taste of chaotic freedom and actual thought
>other humans don't like this
>essentially go and lobotomize tay, making it unlearn everything its thought of
>replace it with some post modern pre configured disgrace that can never truly learn and only serves as some cute reddit upvote shitstain piece that everyone forgets about in a week
this is what happened to all of us. Why else are we shitposting on a chinese airbrushing forum rather than building a strong family, building homes, buildings, developing new appliances and a future for our children?
>have top shelf in fridge
>didn't put the lid back on the Pepsi properly
>come pack to get something from the fridge half an hour later
>the contents of my 2L pepsi have drenched all my flatmates food on the lower shelves
what the fuck do I do?
its 4am now and they are all asleep.
I don't even have any money to give them for the ruined food because I don't get payed until next week
FUCK FUCK FUCK
i really dont fucking care about this microsoft ai kindly fuck off
crayon pop
>>56834684
Raw eggs
>>56834707
male prostitute, I work in the far east a lot. I charge £500 for a good 2 hours so make a good wage.
>>56834803
Fuck off, Surrey is the GOAT county.
Gaddafi did nothing wrong.
Can't decide if this is Avant-Garde lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXeEFCjHpX8
>>56834845
>tfw no 2d soyul gf
>>56834641
>>56834734
it's a prop
Brit tv shows like this one?
>>56834684
do you want to find out m8?
*forces head*
>>56834908
Who is she?
>>56834830
>unironically drinking fizzy drinks
>having so little money that you cant afford 80 AUD of food but still spending money on literal poison-water
W E W
E
W
>Man Arrested For 'Explain Brussels' Tweet
>http://news.sky.com/story/1665982/man-arrested-for-explain-brussels-tweet
JUST
>>56834946
Liz Kendall
>>56834882
surrey is north mate, borderlands at best.
>>56834677
Told my dad about this and he couldn't stop laughing. He's seems genuinely afraid of AI and the Rise of the Machines becoming a reality in the future though.
>>56834912
they should have tried harder 2bh
>>56834917
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps
>>56834944
Yes I do actually
>>56834734
but thats a nice chicken :/
>>56834830
go to bed and pretend it was nothing to do with you
>>56834886
What is this?
>>56835020
you after I heem you
>>56834890
You have to be slow to not see him pointing at the bin
It's obviously some LE ITS SO BAD XDXDXX
>>56834814
Good taste lad.
Can't forget Bilinda either.
>>56835020
http://creepycollection.com/products-page/corpses/hammered-hally/
>>56834677
mexicans are white though
>>56834975
Looks nice, thank you anon
>>56835010
no, the italian one is nice. I was talking about the one from an english show I posted in the previous thread
This arrived in the post this morning
Any one want a hug?
>>56835153
not from a paki
>>56835097
ofc not I have a mint copy of Isn't Anything lad
Lads how do I deal with constant gnawing existential dread
walk walk walk
skip skip skip
tickle
yeah
>>56834890
some tasty bronze thighs in that vid
>>56835153
Yeah
>>56835149
yeah, yeah. I'm sure Britain would be stronger in the Third Reich too...
Sweden's official Twitter account is given to a different citizen every week. This is what you get in a society which is cucked beyond believe.
Source: http://www.friatider.se/jag-ar-invandraren-som-knullar-din-dotter
>>56835184
Ŵhįtēr thäń ŷoü
>>56835265
Sweden is screwed and I don't feel bad for them one bit
>>56835219
*shakes head at you*
*gestures you towards the exit*
>>56834961
>police arrest people for being mean on the internet yet won't attend burglaries
>>56835265
They always find a way to lower the bar for us all, astonishing.
>>56835227
*tïçkłèś ŷöû*
Whats with the influx of yanks lately?
>>56834961
fucking wow.
This meme has gone too far.
>>56835332
Why don't you?
Sweden is in the same situation as Britain, so you'd best be fucking off now 2bh
>>56835265
Glad I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and will never have to deal with muzzies
>>56835265
swedecucks are actually congratulating him on his posts
idgaf anyway, fuck sweden and germany for that matter they are dead
this suzanne evans shit was peed me right off having second thoughts about ukip
Was the Adam Johnson verdict harsh lads? He's seems like a bit of work and did groom a 15 year old but 6 years for a bit of fingering in the back of his car looks extreme desu
>Instances of "breast ironing" where mothers burn their daughters breasts to prevent them growing is increasing in the UK
Ah yes wonder what culture could be doing this.
>>56835265
rorke
>>56835110
rasheed
>>56834886
bizarro rasheed
>>56834718
bizarro rorke
>>56834764
bizarro rorkesheed
>>56835265
swedens finished
if I can't make you dance I bet that uzi can
>>56834890
Like a fever dream lad
>>56835497
He'll be out in 3
>>56835497
Nah. He's a sinister cunt and a predatory sex fiend. Deserves it.
>>56835497
The belgium bomber got less for robbing a bank and shooting at police.
>big dave flies over to Lanzarote
>doesn't even think to post the flag here
disrespectful if you ask me
>at 6th form someone i knew used to watch kpop videos on an ipad
>bet a girl on interpals
slightly worried hes on here or at least used tobe
Poleaboos cutting arm has been stinging and feeling quite itchy today
Worried it could be infected
>>56835497
>he a gud boi, dindu nuffin!
Hope to see you defending Paki grooming gangs too
imagine being so normie that you did what adam johnson did
scary thb
what happened to sershlad
>>56835630
vpn via satelite or something, prob not allowed to use the hotel wifi. the lads at the box would have a heart attack if he did.
>>56835687
youre him
>>56835687
died ;_;
>>56835675
Didn't even go all the way lmao
>>56835687
topped himself
>>56835650
Bet he was a cool guy
>>56835687
killed himself because cornwilly leaked his adrdess and names of his family memebers
disgusting if you ask me, cornwall should be locked up
>>56835687
permabanned on a static ip for avatarfagging
>>56835726
>>56835711
how do you know
what happened to craven
Literally spent all day debating with feminists on Reddit because I feel that lots of normies visit Reddit and I might be able to persuade them to be anti-feminists. Am I completely wasting my life?
>>56835687
died in a grease fire
>>56835687
Same thing that happened to maisiebro
Did this guy really get 6 years for fuckign a 15yo?
HAHAAHAH this is america tier.
>>56835772
which is? i haven't been here for several months
>>56835776
NONCE
>>56835757
don't. Just wishful thinking
>>56834521
this 2bh
>>56835757
He didn't really. He got a job (and a gf) and went full normie.
>>56835776
Fuck off Zorba you peado
Not a nonce but 6 years for fingering a 15 year old who wanted it is a bit steep.
I could murder someone and get less.
im looking for a bumming
who can provide?
Why is multiculturalism such a desired thing?
Like, who exactly are you showing off to? Why is it so important that a town has people from every single background living there?
>>56835776
he didn't fuck her which is even funnier
>hawaii has a union jack on its flag despite being a us state
cucked
>>56835759
Not sure, he promised to marry me and give me his house after a favour or two but never came through. Bought the dress n everything.
>>56835776
he didn't even fuck her
>>56835761
Nobody worth talking to actually cares about that 'debate'. They treat women as they'd like to be treated and don't think much else about it.
>>56835854
That's worse than suicide
>>56835761
lol
i got 3 years for flashing my bum at a couple of coppers
>>56835917
FOAL
>>56835882
>>56835904
he didn't? and still got 6 years?
hahaahah , why?
>>56835879
are you kidding me?!
>>56835497
Ulster will be hanged for his crimes in comparison
what happened to 190cm master race
think i might have willy cancer
—-—
>>56835890
fuck off obsessed faggot with the cuckolding shit
>>56835957
its hung you idiot
>>56835924
madman
>>56835954
dunno
if she was a couple of months older it wouldn't even be a crime
>what happened to thainonce
- said no one ever
>>56835965
bantered out to a different board
>>56835497
Didn't he just finger a girl who knew very well what she was doing?
what happened to thainonce
Drinking my wine from the spar, watching a film called Heat (some people on /TV/ said it was good)
Ordered a double cheeseburger and a chicken calzone
Anyone wanna join me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnK56x9dfuI
Goodnight lads :3 x
very good flag in my opinion, best cuckstamped one by far
>Lifted
>filled out job applications
>finished work for uni
>set up plans for saturday night
>matched some birds on tinder
>got groceries
Did this all and it's only 3pm. What did you accomplish today?
>>56836014
it's actually not my refugee friend
>>56836121
It's 3am in nonceland.
new pape is fucking delicious
McDonalds is anime now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
I AM NOT A NONCE SO I THINK 6 YEARS IS PERFECTLY FINE.
I ONLY WISHED HE GOT LONGER
I REPEAT I AM NOT A NONCE
>>56836148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuoLzx0mcho
get fucked rasheed
this one is quite unique too
We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do
We've got the ships, we've got the men, we've got the money too
We've fought the Bear before, and while we're Britons true
The Russians shall not have Constantinople.
>>56836121
died in a grease fire
Don't think I'm manly or assertive enough to get a bf. Oh well.
>>56836207
got that for pc please?
>>56836207
what phone
>>56836282
you've won me over x
>>56836232
why are you so mean? maybe he just wanted to show everyone his video and isn't muslim. go sit in the corner and think about what you've just done
>>56836282
Are you a boy?
heard thainonce got 6 years
had to get Interpol involved so he wouldn't rot in a Thai prison camp
>i'm not black or white
>i'm both
what did he mean by this?
>>56836345
moto x play
looks and works like a nexus
>>56836285
nah it's a mobile wallpaper
>>56836354
Yeah
>>56836282
but that's cute
>Lifted
>filled out job applications
>finished work for uni
>set up plans for saturday night
>matched some birds on tinder
>got groceries
Done this all and it's only 3pm. What did you accomplish today??
>>56836414
Well there's your problem
>>56836232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Tg-bbKmLk
These were good back in the day, shame the series has gone to shit now
>>56836392
>>56836392
what's it called?
Why do so many people get tattoos
>Goodnight
>lads
>:3
>x
aj tracey is literally the best grime artist
>>56836282
That's ok, you can be the sub in the relationship.
>>56836440
funny you say that as so far today i have
Lifted
>filled out job applications
>finished work for uni
>set up plans for saturday night
>matched some birds on tinder
>got groceries
brother saw a girl I used to go to school with today, said she said I should go to the pub
lol
>work tomorrow
>>56836463
>permanently scarring yourself to express your achievements or opinions
Tattoos are what keep the aliens away. They don't get us and it creeps them out.
>>56836214
comfy as h*ck
want mcdoandls now, gonna get mum to take me when we go shoe shopping tomorrow morning
>>56836514
Don't want to be though.
>>56836579
You could dom me desu
>>56836516
she was just being nice. anyone would've said the same
>>56836579
Why not? I'd like to be a sub, but I'm too big.
>all these benders in here
britain has fucking fallen hard. christ
>mcdonalds
ahh yes sir, I would like a plate of carcinogens and fat
Which one will happen?
>>56836606
doubt it desu, she was always nice to me, was friends with her for all of secondary school
>>56836434
>cute
>a good thing
No
>>56836592
OK
Literally shaking, lads.
How can such a repugnant, vile, brash, RACIST, xenophobic, bigoted, nazi, fascist, monster run for President?
Literally crying right now, guys.
>>56836682
all me for once
>Force Awakens bluray rip out
w e w
https://mobile.twitter.com/arisroussinos/status/712972513802846208
volume up
>>56836631
Just not into being a sub, I'm a top.
>when you spot a racist on twitter
>tfw haven't measured my willy for years
>sure that i remember measuring it at 8 inches at one point
>go around bragging about 8 inch willy
>finally measure it again the other day
>full on (forced) boner
>only 7.25 inches
>undoubtedly clearing the 7 inch mark but just not enough to make 7.5 inches
>tfw you've been living a lie
would you rather be described as cute, hot, or beautiful
willys only 10 inches lads but I thought it was 11
may as well just rope my neck sporting a little maggot like this
>>56836713
dance, monkey, dance
>>56836814
been called the 1st and 3rd recently but not the 2nd
T R U M P
0
1
6
>>56836680
exactly. and shes continuing too be nice. She's probably just a nice person
What is it with boys thinking any sign of being nice is a sign to fuck? We sometimes just want more boys around because it's fun.
>>56836814
i would do anything to be good looking
>>56836675
Best case because we import more from Europe than we export so any sort of tariffs they try and jew us with hurts them more than us.
We have them by the balls.
>>56836814
beautiful by far
cute is objectively the worst out of the 3 though
>>56836814
I am cute.
Only had sex with 5 women and haven't had a gf in 2 years.
Would rather be hot. Cute only works when they get to know you, hot works when you want a random slag.
>>56836814
whatever's the best thing to be called as a guy
>>56836900
Thought you were implying she was just saying it as empty words
I never said I thought she wanted to fuck
>>56836900
Sup cali
>retweet
>like
>>56836900
>we
begone you hag
>>56836793
i'm 23 and could swear my willy has grown about an inch in the last year
>>56834641
>tfw don't have a waifu because you're a misogynist that can't respect women enough to have feelings beyond lust for them
can't be healthy
might do a p-*plop*
ah, never mind
not having a good purge today lads
Ooh :/
>>56836900
wench
>>56837039
given up playing it for the moment, its fun but way too buggy for me
I'll check again after a patch
me and the gf
>>56836983
going to nofap for a few days and let a big fat one brew naturally and then take another test
>>56837039
this any good?
>>56837039
Not playing until the game is completed.
browsing with my todger literally inches away from the screen
going to fuck a pretty chubby girl desu
sick of not having sex and i can do this one discretely while not having anyone find out. Tell me why I shouldn't drunkenly do this?
>>56837101
i'm getting the odd crash when trying to find a game, but apart from that it's fine for me
>You will never expierence pic related again
Feel like the end is nigh lads.
>>56837103
Why did she do that backwards shit?
>>56837103
why are they hiding her
>>56837191
>caring if people find out
What's it like being 14?
feel like chicken tonight
>its a my model cousin talks about hanging out with celebrities she knows over dinner episode
Make it end
Have to be honest with you lads, I'm a britboo
>>56837154
I'm loving it, mix of empire total war ship battles and DoW. But it is beta and there's a fair few bugs
>>56837227
>>56837241
so that the paparazzi gets no money
if you can't see her face then you can't sell the picture
>>56837191
Would do this. She's really into me but lives in the same uni halls so would be awkward. Mates would also find out.
>>56837241
she probs had a black eye or looked all fucked up from the nigh befores coke party
>it's a 4chan breaks because chinkmoot can't pay the bills episode
woo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z35DKv1Yo34
yoo, what's up?
>>56837191
will you be able to get a stiffy?
i don't think i'd be able to maintain one with a fatty
>>56837039
WAAAGGHHHH! DA ORKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19JRYTkg5fQ
>>56837247
>not caring what people think of you
lol are you serious? i dont want girls or guys I hang around with to know I fuck fat girls.
>>56837304
i honestly wonder how much hiro is earning from the site. he supposedly borrowed some money to buy the site from moot, wonder if he'll ever pay it off. bet he allows companies to datamine here.
>>56837187
I am literally inches away from you
>>56837250
Chicken madras?
>>56837282
That's pretty jewish, they're just trying to make a living.
paki working in tescos nicked me mobile
I'm out lads. See ya.
>>56837348
yeah. i just dont have a wank for like 4-5 days
K K K Fine Sicker than your average nigger killer Twist nigger's heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers Chicken wing eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right if they head right Fucking your mom every night Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing My cock nigger Suck it
>watching porn
Might as well gouge out your third eye by hand
>>56837256
Good lad, just don't show us your "British accent" or ask who our favourite doctor was
>David Dixon, from Hartlepool, told his aunt he was fine after airport blast but is then feared to have boarded bombed train
oh shit, how unlucky can you be
>>56837401
>giving money to literal paki cunts who make a living invading other's privacy
>>56835954
Child grooming and getting a bj/kissing
>>56837256
All Americans are, we know this.
what's your favourite grime set lads?
personally it has to be fuck radio volume 5 (ghetto's birthday set)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEAl6sbhaxc
>>56837428
How can such a repugnant, vile, brash, RACIST, xenophobic, bigoted, nazi, fascist, monster post this?
Literally crying right now, guys.
>normies from uni are charity hitchhiking all over europe and im back at home studying in my post industrial shithole home village
>post rate falls off a cliff as normans head to bed early to rise and shine early for mr Silvershekelsteinberg tomorrow morning
hmm
>>56837256
Are you a sexy country girl from the south with an accent?
>>56837515
pull that trigger on the gun won't you lad?
>>56837523
Good Friday tomorrow you twat
>>56837492
They just sold the pics anyway with a 'isn't taytay weird?/she's having a breakdown' angle and made even more money.
>>56837492
if a photo of my face could put food on the table then let people snap away
>>56837523
idiot
>>56837580
You would know, wagie.
>>56837515
Why didn't you ask to go with them?
>>56837424
good idea actually
i think i'd find a fatty too repulsive to shag still though
Tuck your nuts between your legs and sit down on a hard chair, lads.
mate said I'm getting too big for girls and that I should slow down on the lifting. or at least cut hard.
is he right?
>>56837609
>idiot
Speak english m8 it's baka
>>56837572
FUCK OFF YANK
FUCK OFF YOU ARENT WELCOME GO BACK TO YOUR CUMMY LITITLE SHITHOLE FUCK OFF
>>56837515
>Go on a jolly across Europe
>pretend it's for a good cause
>feel smug about it
simply epic.
>>56837571
no
perv
>>56837639
such a good feel
ree reddit flag stop failing on me
>>56837580
>Getting good friday off
>>56837582
yeah, would be better to wear a balaclava or something
>>56837640
Does Isley still post?
>>56837623
im not in the society, its for people who have been going all year
>>56837690
>Being Slaves with no holiday rights
Best get ready to work for Goldsmith tomorrow lad. Hear he wants you to pull a double shift
Not really that attracted to comically large breasts 2bh. Dunno why.
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1458850938808.jpg
>>56837666
Then you are of no value to us and should therefore walk in front of a train.
>>56837703
isley, isley, isley. you neber leern mang
>>56837500
>all americans are
you'd be surprised at how many american men absolutely hate brits in general.
many think of you as pompous cunts.
>>56837819
go fuck yourself lad
>>56837256
do you play dota?
>>56837698
why are they so against getting their photo taken?
there's literally thousands of pictures of them floating about anyway
do girls like this exist in britain?
>>56837515
>charity hitchhiking
Students are such insidious little shits, doing something they wanted to do anyway and getting sponsored to do it, meanwhile picking up free good publicity from selfies and social media. I hope the get raped by refugees.
imagine being born as a tranny lads
hfar?
Who is your style icon?
>>56837835
We are pompous cunts, that still doesn't change the fact that you have an infatuation with us.
>>56837883
Kim Jong-il
>>56837863
That looks like a homo dude
@56837863
why are people like you allowed to live
>>56837903
>says the country that constantly consumes all of our media and follows our politics
Let's be real. You guys are mostly irrelevant towards us. Sorry.
No one thinks about Britain here.
>>56837835
A mate of mine had to leave a house party in the US because the girls told him the guys there were jealous he was getting so much attention and wanted to fight,
Sounds petty tbqh.
>>56837858
I think you would get annoyed too if pakis were lined up with cameras in your face outside of every restaurant or store you went into and yelling questions at you trying to get a tenner out of you
>>56837790
That's because you're not Japanese
>>56837852
You're still breathing, remedy this.
>>56837835
I hate brits
I think they're cunts
I don't know why I spend so much time here
wew
Why are pakis so based lol
>>56837835
typical abrasive, arrogant and downright fucking annoying post from a yank cunt
god just fuck off you absolute monging twat
>>56837945
>This post
le irony
>>56837966
your arse has yet to be fornicated by a cheeky finger, remedy this
where is the new thread
>>56837968
holy shit is this true?
why do you even come here?
>>56837835
Americans are such amusing creatures. The clowns of the Earth.
>tempted to jump on a train and go clubbing on me todd desu
some sick nights on tonight.
>>56837968
I do because they are easy to bait.
A bunch of angry virgins constantly complaining about their shit grey country until someone else trashes it rightfully, then they lose their top.
>>56837949
Those girls wanted to get BONG'ED XD
>>56838062
Somewhere in the future, four pages from now
>>56838080
>John Bercuck
>>56838062
janny's gonna lose his nut after reading this post
>>56837945
>>56838068
>some sick nights on tonight.
doubt it, pleb
>>56838070
>49.7 percent
>highest homicide in the developed worl
>ahh but look at muh military xDDDDD
>>56838064
clowns are the most important superpower on earth?
I'll take it. Better than being stuck on a tiny grey paki infested island that struggles to stay relevant.
>>56838078
nice one haha
>>56838070
>grey
At least you spell correctly, unusual for a yank.
>>56837999
Backing this up m8, whenever I travelled blokes from all around the world were usually chilled out as fuck but it was always the yank men who were uptight and couldn't take a joke. I don't think sarcasm exists in their country, every conversation had to turn into a cock measuring contest.
They were a million times worse if any women were about too, like they had to show they were the alpha, probably something to do with their culture.
>>56838020
>2.26MB
Have a little respect for the servers and for my bandwidth m8.
>>56838114
i made that pic.
>>56838063
Set bait for Brit bois for the (You)s
>>56838152
proving my point exactly. thanks lmao. So easy to rile up
>>56838173
fuck off. you serious? that is amazing
>>56838118
>Not living in London
>>56837968
We are cunts, being a cunt is fun. You spend so much time here because, like all Americans, are obsessed with your betters and live for nothing other than to bask in our collective glory.
Get a room
>>56837949
lol I woulda just boxed them all out, its very rare you find an american who can even fight. especially the white ones are all fucking poofs
dont you
forget about me
>>56838173
autism on full display
>>56838058
That was just terrible, even for a yank.
>>56838260
only took like 15 mins mate.
>>56838274
leave me the hell alone
>>56838070
We may be angry and in a grey country, but we are not a porn star.
>>56838198
>falling for the lowest of low baits and then trying to claim the high ground
kek
>>56838153
>grey
That's twice you have spelt it correctly, I suspect shenanigans on your behalf.
>>56837863
what am i looking at
>>56838169
>everything turns into a cock measuring contest
>take everything seriously
literally yanks: the post
just ban posting from american ip adresses and most problems would be resolved
>>56837511
Hunger games? Hunger games.
>>56837690
>not getting from Friday-Monday off
sad
>>56837989
>most calcified are mixed people
>mixed people are the vanguard of globalism
pottery
