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Corbyn edition
Traitor Labour scum.
janny's gonna have an absolute meltdown
Trotted over to /cum/ and had a look lads
crikey
I mean /Brit/ ain't nothing to write home about but that place is fucking dire in comparison
>>56838262
Want to see that marrow stretch out that blonde 2bh familia.
JANNY'S GONNA GET YAAAAAAA
>63% white
>>56838355
*starts panicking*
>>56838345
>my 4chan general is so much cooler!
shaking my fucking head. everyone on this website is so fucking sad.
Im off
best benzo to buy lads?
Crayon pop
Me and the gf broke up today
She said I was too much of a free spirit and that she couldn't handle me anymore
I told her "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best x"
We agreed and parted ways. Shame, but at least it ended mutually and on good terms
>>56838345
Is CEO of Mick'd still shitting it up in there?
>>56838406
Dry your eyes mate
cretin poop
>Bounce by the Ounce
ahhaaha absolutely sick mate. Got the Megabus down to Preston for the last one haha!
>>56838320
Oh no yank, now I have set my yellow fangs into your soft, engorged flesh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcXrrtyays
>>56837863
what am i even looking at
hahahaha
>>56838443
nonce
Don't you, forget about me...
>>56838443
>free spirit
Is that a euphemism?
>>56838506
good banter
Listening to LCD Soundsystem.....crying.
>>56838406
oh no what a shame, whatever will we do now...
swedes out bantered by a Lebanese migrant
>>56838528
>WE ARE NORTH AMERICAN
>its an Americans cant handle the banter thread
>>56838506
He writes like a virgin.
>>56838345
We raided those cunts at 03:00 this morning.
>>56838410
>>56838410
>>56838410
>>56838410
>>56838410
>>56838410
i would also like to know this
>>56838577
>/lit/
Not even once
>>56838571
You'd know
>>56838410
Comfiest:
>etizolam
Most comically overpowered and blackout-y in existence:
>clonazolam
Best for suicide:
>one of the flubs (can't remember if LAM or ZAM; the one with the 3-day half life)
Purely functional for anxiety (yet expensive):
>pyrazolam
>>56838617
Exactly.
please send me detailed instructions on how to get a david cameron bf
pip pip
>>56838481
unironically live in preston
>>56838663
jus b urself ;)
>>56838665
What's it like?
>>56838556
Is there any country in the world where whites actually inhibited according to lefties?
>>56838706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
Whisky
Echo
Whisky
lads
>>56838619
thank you
>>56838410
27 year old NEET ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J4X9KTtfzE
>>56838665
unironically live near preston haha
>>56838556
But don't assylum seekers have super high unemployment and poverty rates? What he's saying just seems very very unlikely.
>>56838742
>those thin legs
what the fuck happened
>>56838713
nah, not even the falklands kek
Why did I buy this game lads it runs like complete wank
>>56838736
me in the white shirt with tattoos
>>56838483
good post
>>56838506
Very good banter. would welcome him to /brit/ desu
>>56838812
Squatting 20kg will do that
>>56838832
should have bought and amd card haha
what's the dosage on etizolam like?
>Having fedora class discussion about Paris and Brussels attacks
>Teacher, who is an absolute legend but indecipherably PC and not PC at the same time, claims the attacks have nothing to do with Muslims
>I say that they have everything to do with Muslims
>The six or so others in the class attack me for it and go on about the IRA
>Later on in break, the biggest lefty SJW Green party slag puts on a "funny" video
>Saturday Night Live "28 reasons" black history month/white guilt video
Ahh yes, so it's okay to say "ugh white people, slavery", but it's racist and bigoted when I say that muslims are terrorists
>>56838736
Not a few attractive bunch desu
>>56838874
through the roof
>>56838832
get a refund then
>>56838663
Dress like a pig.
>>56838832
>buying early access
brought it on yourself, idiot
>>56838665
>>56838736
Waheyyyyyyyyyyyy sister used to live on the army garrison near there. Dire desu
>>56838880
literal school children fucking ouut now reeeeee
>>56838880
Correct. The sooner you learn, the better, whitey.
>>56838506
"Elias" is probably the most non-Rasheed sounding Rasheed name
shit like this stops me from going to the gym
what happens if half of your body is wedge and the other half is skeleton
>>56838742
>>56838967
إلياس
>>56838880
Are you new to them? Leftist is the hatred of all things white and male legitimised as a political alignment.
>>56838953
rasheed
>>56838690
>>56838904
will do both cheers
>>56839023
thats why you work out your whole body
>>56838941
fuck off paki
>>56839023
wedge?
>>56839058
Hello there.
the current flag of hawaii
why are yanks such cucks lmao
>>56838941
Rasheed
need a twee gf lads
>>56839081
fuck off LITERAL school child
janny gonna get ya
is that all you've got?
>>56839109
>tfw all white Yank women are britboos who enjoy Tea and doctor who
Good to know i can sleep with all 12 of them and cuck the Yanks with just my accent
>Also: Captcha select all images of Tea
Poleaboo is
>sitting in his bed
>watching a Batman animated film
>eating his favourite mean: Rice and chutney
Bring back long hair Choa
>>56838481
>ounce
FOY
>>56839227
>mean
>>56839159
fuck off paki cunt you can be 18 and doing A levels
you pakis never attack the gist of our arguments, always shitting up the general with your bait and curry stench
>>56839272
>18
>not a child
pick 1
>>56838494
Pure love.
>>56839245
she looks better with short hair desu
lobster lad you here
>>56838736
sly qt @ 1:57
>>56839272
i dont give a shit about your playground drama you little worm, now fuck off its past your bed time
>Hulk Hogan to get $140mn from Gawker for them publishing his sex tape
Seems like rather a lot desu.
>>56839256
>ounce isn't a imperial (read: British) measure of weight
FOY
>>56839317
Totally wrong 2bh
Bought a calzone for my takeaway
The box is massive. Only cost £8 and came with coleslaw and chips
https://www.fb.com/100009694930077/videos/256951531304676/
Possibly one of the most Rasheed videos I've watched in a while
>>56839362
i disagree
>>56839365
looks clapped as fuck
Just met this cutie girl from hongkong while printing my homework.
She gave me an instant boner and was fully clothed (except for her legs which was barely clothed). How is this possible?
>>56839362
short hair (i'm not the one you're replying too)
>>56838880
piss off underage paki twat
>>56839365
You got your wine as well I see x
>>56839365
what's in it lad?
>>56838736
Me in the blue t-shirt at 2:00 2bh
>>56838832
>buying this after the Devs utterly shit the bed and Chinese hackers invaded
>>56839370
bit rude
>i dont give a shit about your playground drama you little worm, now fuck off its past your bed time
>>56839362
Looks like a proper good Kslag with short hair desu
>>56839365
whats it like?
>>56839201
Aw muh gawd, I larv yar accent!
>hello I am an 18 year old A-level politics student, I know everything about the world
the sheer arrogance
>>56839425
Disappointment.
>>56838736
I think Britain is the only place on Earth where millenials are actually an improvement on Gen X.
>>56839365
>Only cost £8
>only
>>56839365
Wew
That's a fatty
>>56839227
Rice and Branston pickle is unironically my favourite waiting for payday meal.
fuck everyone in this thread
>>56839469
>tfw that was you at 15 and 16
Everything seemed so simple
>>56839456
heh
>fuck off paki cunt you can be 18 and doing A levels
>you pakis never attack the gist of our arguments, always shitting up the general with your bait and curry stench
>>56839563
Yes please :3
NINE
HUNDRED
EUROS
>>56839456
Christ that is awful.
>>56839365
>calzone
Fuck off wog.
>>56839467
>moved to the US when I was young
>moved back before I went to middle school or high school
FUCK I would be such a fucking normie if I stayed there
>>56839365
>>56839400
Clapped? Fuck off northerner
>>56839415
Yes xx treating myself xx wish you were here xo
>>56839425
'Mediterranean' it's got chicken, mozzarella, pepper, tomato sauce and chili and onion
>>56839465
Really fucking good for what I paid
a levels were fucking difficult
>>56839605
I'm glad this took off
>>56839607
>buying first gen vr
lmfao
>>56839365
>Eight quid for a pasty and chips
>>Having fedora class discussion about Paris and Brussels attacks
>>Teacher, who is an absolute legend but indecipherably PC and not PC at the same time, claims the attacks have nothing to do with Muslims
>>I say that they have everything to do with Muslims
>>The six or so others in the class attack me for it and go on about the IRA
>>Later on in break, the biggest lefty SJW Green party slag puts on a "funny" video
>>Saturday Night Live "28 reasons" black history month/white guilt video
>Ahh yes, so it's okay to say "ugh white people, slavery", but it's racist and bigoted when I say that muslims are terrorists
>fuck off paki cunt you can be 18 and doing A levels
>you pakis never attack the gist of our arguments, always shitting up the general with your bait and curry stench
>>56839652
nice xox
>>56839652
pretty sure that just exited my bowels 20 minutes ago
>>56839652
good m8 wish I could have one as well desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-DE5cuc4Y
boris absolutely btfo
>He unironically thinks the Tories will let this moron in charge ahead of Gideon
>>56839719
False equivocation fallacy
>>56839652
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
>>56839652
>Clapped? Fuck off northerner
clapped is literally a London phrase you utter ponce
>>56839639
You missed out lad, they would have been gagging for your non-jew cock.
Although you would probably have ended up culturally American so you dodged that bullet, if I may.
>>56839659
>one (You)
>took off
>>56839789
no you may not
>>56839795
I meant my gimmick, m80 pips. I don't have to post "yes please :3" any more because some other lad has taken it over.
>>56839652
>He's a paki Londoner
It all adds up now.
>>56839717
>LE I DID SOCIOLOGY AND POLITICS, A LEVELS WERE SO FUN AND EASY X
Fuck off
Literally the only people who did well were those who revised everyday for the entire year
>>56839784
>chink """"""""men""""""""""""
>>56839784
she looks a millions times better with short hair
>>56839844
Then you have made an enemy for life. I will be waiting in the shadows, causing nothing but pain and sadness in your life.
>>56838619
flubromazolam, definitely
that shit fucked me up, big time
couldn't stand up without shaking for months
w2c kpop gf
i've only ever had a wank to hyuna. who is the second biggest gook-pop slag?
>>56839783
>>56839783
Only ever heard it like 'that car is clapped out' and 'she's got the clap' fuck off you stupid London paki runt
>>56839853
No I'm in Gloucestershire just on my phone and there's no reddit flag on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
good tune
>>56839863
A2 was like 15 lessons a week if you couldnt be arsed putting in 2 hours a day you deserve shit results
>>56839863
>Literally the only people who did well were those who revised everyday for the entire year
You can easily revise A level stuff with a week or two of prep you just need to actually revise shit. Unless its Chemistry cause fuck that. Might be fucked now that you have to do all exams at the end of two years though haha
>>56839863
I did Maths, Economics and Physics and it was piss easy
>>56839355
>>56839314
You pakis learn to shoot AKs at 18, and you've probably made love to a fair few goats too by then, so I guess you're more grown up for your age than us White boys are.
is Cex supposed to be pronounced sex? like Sex shop lmao
because there's literally no reference to this joke anywhere
>>56839789
eh, we visited the UK every so often and I kept my accent whereas my sister lost hers within 9.27 femtoseconds after getting off the plane. We also had a load of DVD's from UK shows and regularly got shit like marmite, teabags and chocolate from family and friends when they came to visit
When we came back to the UK to live here again we moved to the North and my sister picked up the Northern accent in half the time it took her to pick up a yank accent
>>56839755
Gideon is finished mate.
>>56840031
I always pronounced it keks
>>56840031
It's pronounced "chex", like cheques - the obsolete form of currency exchange
>>56840070
it's see ee ex moron
>>56839755
hate boris to be honest
loved by normies though and always will be
>>56840031
niamh
>>56840112
see >>56840113
it stands for computer exchange
>>56839469
Yeah you need to have a PhD in politics just to be able to point out a blatant double standard
Fuck off arrogant paki leftist
>>56840057
You can still go out and pull them, you probably have an advantage as you know the culture too.
>>56840031
>>56840070
>>56840112
is pronounced 'sex'
that's why their wifi is called "unprotected cex"
>>56840031
I usually just pronounce the letters desu. SEE EE EX
>>56840154
Not any more
lads
>>56840031
Yes
https://youtu.be/IdFKUMyUbAs
>>56840161
It's been almost 8 years since I moved back, but I guess I have a head start compared to other brits
>>56839414
Nothing about his post suggests he's a paki
Fuck off back to islamabad, shitskin
>>56840197
Brave man desu.
>>56840197
Probably stalking charges desu. Blame the BBC for the clickbait title
>i dont give a shit about your playground drama you little worm, now fuck off its past your bed time
>>56840241
>>56840156
rasheed on the defensive
only a joke mate
>>56840197
>he didn't know it was a crime for a man to look at a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUevV_Nsmzs
God bless the UK
>>56840140
>>56840184
>>56840175
doesn't matter
can't even sho there. second hand stuff is bad at the best of times bt their stuff in particular has a lot of wear and tear by children and manchildren. grimy and probably covered in spunk and doritos dust
Doomsday kills Batman!.
>>56840028
this post is a shining example of why literal school children should fuck off
>>56840306
Now show Poleaboo some sympathy too, you cunt
>>56840339
Superman*
>>56840306
this literally doesn't fucking happen
>>56840197
Anyone who doesn't see that lefties are just useful idiots that allow the government to pass laws that give them ultimate control is a moron.
>>56840318
Yeah, only been in once and it stank of bo. Not as bad as gamestation did though.
>>56840276
blame the bbc for taking any opportunity to criticise the snp because muh BRITISH broadcasting company
SBC when
>>56840318
Bought a PS2 from there last year to replay old games and it stank like when Pubs allowed smoking inside. Awful smell but made me a bit nostalgic
>>56840341
You're clearly a fucking Kike shill. End yourself.
>>56840297
>replying to a post that's over an hour old
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utkMQJeiK50
>literal school children fucking ouut now reeeeee
>>56839469
fucking off with the strawman and ad hominem rasheed
>>56840379
never you cuckhold
>You pakis learn to shoot AKs at 18, and you've probably made love to a fair few goats too by then, so I guess you're more grown up for your age than us White boys are.
>>56840364
Ribena filmed them pooing and then posted the videos to /r9k/
He gets no sympathy
>>56840306
>innocent Woman of Colour being violated by a blue-eyed white cis scum
>Bought a PS2 from there last year to replay old games
>>56840387
>fucking up my gimmick this hard
no
>>56840299
>>56839469
Rasheed on the offensive
Jokes are supposed to be funny you paki
>>56840339
>>56840365
These spoilers that have been spammed out over the past week are retarded as this film is the set up for the Justice League. Why in the fuck would they kill off their biggest member in the first film? It's stupid and not even Snyder is dumb enough to do that.
>>56840402
>new zealand vote no
>well done heroes of the empire
>scotland vote no
>KEKS
>You're clearly a fucking Kike shill. End yourself.
>>56840413
>Ribena filmed them pooing and then posted the videos to /r9k/
Stop saying this
It essentially didn't happen, no charges, no proof
>>56840445
it was your own fucking fault you utter melt
>>56840469
but it did happen
>>56840385
>Kike
Yeah they're called pakis, rasheed.
>>56840469
>It essentially didn't happen
It literally did happen. We saw it happen. Don't tell me it didn't happen.
>>56840461
No one cares Angus
go wank off to Salmond
>>56840469
amer are you this deluded
>>56840469
Why did you film them poleaboo?
>It essentially didn't happen, no charges, no proof
there are at least 5 girls in my office who I would like put my willy inside
>>56840387
He didn't reply to a post though
Nice try Rasheed.
>>56840469
>no charges, no proof
>Is literally waiting for a court date
Ah yes. Very impressive hope you write new blog posts about you trying to turn it into a spectacle that makes you the victim desu
>>56840482
>falling for the b8
>not even posting any of the kids who shot other kids with guns
>>56840197
He was charged under the "Misuse of Absorbing Light Rays Act 2010"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu1OuykMIk
Literally like the Scots at uni
>>56840525
Racist
>>56839365
can you believe Italians don't have calzones with chips m8?
>>56840610
kek innit
>>56840518
>>56840501
But it's not why Poleaboo has been persecuted, so it's irrelevant
>why yes, I do have a catalogue of pictures on my hard drive featuring children
>>56840570
DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME RASHEED
>>56840197
>dogan arslan
JF
probably a rapist paki
rewatching con air as we speak
>>56840635
still happened
still makes him a fucking creepy cunt
anyone who goes on about SJWs, trump and other altright stuff in real life is generally an absolute melt
>>56840553
She rejected Poleaboo facebook friend request while they were still flatmates
>rewatching con air as we speak
>>56840306
If the man was a scrawny, spotty paki and the woman was an attractive young blonde woman it would be believable
The amount of anti-White propaganda in these videos is extremely blatant
>>56840687
Did you wank to the video or were you planning on using it to blackmail her or something?
>>56840576
In court for completely different charges
Made scary posts on 4chan so facing up to 5 years, God bless Britain
>>56840636
have you heard of this before
https://images.google.co.uk
>>56840197
That's a Turkish name
>>56840737
We don't need to know your noncing methods, lad.
>>56840658
Yeah that's a turkish name
Paki mud confirmed
poleaboo's bf is distressed at the bullying of poleaboo
>>56840610
their stuff declined so much since the fast show.
but brian pern was based
go on son
go on my wife's son
>>56840672
>>56840731
>creepy
oh, fuck off, it wasn't a sexual thing, never wanked to it, never wanted to see her naked
Just wanted to feel "close" to her, like the friend she wouldn't let me be
>>56840787
t. paedofinder general
>>56840812
>>56840846
good posts
>>56840856
that is creepy you mental freak
>>56840800
probably thought he could ask the first minister directly for a house and benes
>>56840621
Frickin weirdos
>>56840801
Poleaboo would like to cuddle you until the bad feelings pass
>>56840856
but u took a video of her doing a poo and posted it publicly
bit creepy
i want to post in the trump threads but the yanks keep pissing me off
hope you lads aren't planning on flying soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSjIWkS96nM
go on my wife's boyfriend's son
>>56840862
I have prurient wishful thinking on my side, what do you have, you kiddie fiddler?
Some fucking boy racers go in the multi storey car park near me and just skid around until like midnight or later every night. Would it legal to email the police about it or would that be a waste of police time?
>>56840856
>like the friend she wouldn't let me be
wonder why
>>56840306
>90 percent of unwanted sexual behaviour on public transport in London goes unreported
What is the source of this """"""""""""statistic""""""""""""
>>56840922
make a british trump thread
>>56840888
I just wanted to be her beta orbiter, do you know how much it hurts to be told how pathetic how beta orbiters are but that you're not even good enough to be that?
go on my wife's son's boyfriend
>>56840944
a sky news text poll
>>56840937
>ISIS
>getting anywhere near Heathrow
lol
>>56840937
>downing street
yeah good luck with that lads
Three words lads.
New. Retro. Wave.
>>56840915
desu only posted it to impress other anons since I had the video anyway, I cut her head out of the pics so she wouldn't be humiliated
>>56840610
don't even get this 2bh
scottish people tend to think the opposite (everything scottish is shite)
>>56840966
Well it's a Home Office ad, so I assume the source is the Home Office
Send a FoI if it bothers you so much.
lads
go on my wife's boyfriends son's mother
>>56840994
Yeah well, some bloke down the pub who knew for definite trumps that. Checkmate.
>>56841033
>>56841009
Poleaboo has £30 he could spend on a day out to London
>>56840364
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2CEV15Gv5U
Poleaboo on holiday in Australia.
ordered up the helium tank
wife's son is going to have some great balloons at his party!
go on my wife's boyfriend's son's mother's husband
>>56841009
dont think any terrorist attack has ever been completed there's always final part the news tell you was thwarted. even on 9/11 that one crashed in Pennsylvania
set foot in england around 7 times in my entire life
>>56841114
medals in the post
>>56840610
That's a fucking Welsh accent
literally been in another constituent country besides England for less than 6 hours
>Microsoft invents an AI
>The AI starts to learn and express itself
>Starts expressing views that leftists don't agree with
>Microsoft memory wipe it
These events sum up leftists perfectly lads, they would memory wipe us too if they could.
>>56841180
clearly not you mong
>>56840937
These recent terrorist attacks have nothing to do with Islam
Nigel Farage is such a cock
>Lie about resigning if you lose the election
>proceed to suspend and bully every opposition to you
carry on my gf's son
wew
http://www.daporn.com/video/well-that-escalated-quickly-133604.html?utm_source=efukt&utm_medium=plug&utm_campaign=Videolist
does that black youtube man get paid to read submissions?
imagine if /brit/ was on the news with the news saying ' it is alleged the attacker went by the names of poleaboo or ribena on 4chan's internationl forum' my head would explode with the absurdity of it
Why did poleboo film some poor girl doing a shiy?
>>56841304
Tyrone? Yes he does
Thailad paid him $55 for the Kev read out
Might wank to Ava Sparxxx's fat arse.
>>56841161
Lockerbie m8
Filmed myself doing a poo and I'm going to say poleaboo filmed me against my will lads.
Was a MASSIVE poo as well. Hope the police are impressed.
>>56841272
wait what did it escalate to?? nothing changes
>>56841320
Becuase he's a creepy paki cunt.
>>56841309
nothing absurd about it after Jersey
>>56840937
inb4 its some lads pissing about as a joke and they go to a guantanimo bay style prison forever
>>56841363
i thought that was an accident
>>56841394
I remember seeing his fb profile when he first started his whole thing on r9k
He's a creepy ginger looking cunt
>>56838742
>not supporting the bar on your scapulae
snap city
>>56841272
>stealing efukt's precious (You)s
go on my wife's boyfriend's husband's girlfriend's daughter's mother's son
>>56841309
Who's ribena?
>>56841461
The unpaid one approaches.
>>56841491
fuck off newfag
>>56841359
link?
every time i try to wank to i think about how that girl is some poor lads daughter and get turned off
>>56841350
Literally happened to me last week, but the difference is I found her on Facebook (created a burner account, messaged her and gave her my phone number saying we should catch up), she texted me and we have a date next week. Keep trying to find her. She's online somewhere.
>>56841620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
>>56841009
That Assmer is very basic in a non-basic way. Do we call it Alt-Basic?
