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Why doesn't anyone care about Turkey edition

http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/turkish-people-are-sharing-this-cartoon-asking-where-our-sympathy-was-for-istanbul-and-ankara--ZJORO9A1eb?utm_source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100
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cara
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karen
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Imagine being able to belt out I Will Always Love You like Whitney did. Mental.
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karen
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>>56802955
turkey is a bad country with an evil government
also
>muslims bombing muslims

who gives a shit
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pate hakis
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>>56802861
LITERALLY
just finished watching this
loved it

good hard sci-fi about near future development in space

mostly focuses around Earths orbit and the moon but also Mars and Jupiter expeditions a little.
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anime
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haha that sad cunt made a thread about his pussy faggot cutting shit but it was too late. let's all point and laugh at him
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Poleaboo btfo

>>56800441
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tuck furks
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>Ctrl + F
do it
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poleaboo is my husbando
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life can be exciting when you step outside lads
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>>56803062
both of these threads are really awful

hell this OP is just a regular shitpost but he was extra desperate for attention so it had to be in the title
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>go out with people
>some of us miss our last buses
> me and a girl are staying at a guys house
>the girl is my oneitis, and is sleeping on the sofa next to mine

Oh god what the fuck lads
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>>56803123
but that means ill have to talk to other humans and step out of my comfort zone ew
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nice body girlie
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Think I would stop posting on any board with flags on if I was Swedish at this point

2 much bullying
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>>56803127
at least they were not made by yanks, for a change
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Apperantly I have a 50% chance of being bipolar

Fuck it I'll deal with it myself
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>>56803005
>I Will Always Love You
top tune lad, thanks for reminding me
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alri
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>>56802955
We shouldn't care as much when Muslims bombs Muslims, just as they shouldn't have to care as much when Christians kills Christians.

Do you think Breivik made headlines in Pakistan?

We care about the people we preceptive to be closer to us, and thank fuck for that.
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>>56803168
stepping outside your comfort zone is the only way to make it bigger t.b.h.
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alri
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>tfw no rail-thin french-irish gf
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having a play
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developed a severe alcohol problem for banterous reasons. my liver probably think's im a fucking madman!
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>>56802958
Who can kick the trash out
build a wall for you
say "fuck off" to the Senate and bomb ISIS too
DONALD CAN
oh yes the Trump man can
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>>56803233
fuck off twat
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http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/a-terrorism-expert-explains-why-donald-trumps-reaction-to-brussels-is-so-dangerous--bJ7WXCm0keW

What a terrible article
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>>56803252
rasheed
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>tfw no polish-irish gf
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all posts not related to anime should be deleted immediately
t.me
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>>56803231
alcoholism is one of the dignified addictions

at least you're not doing heroin or meth
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>>56803165
go and sex her
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can I get a (You)
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>>56803282
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>>56803231
go to aldi lad and get there effervescent multivitamin tablets lad
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>>56803282 (You)
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Guess I should look for a new sci-fi anime

thinking either Space Battleship Yamato or Ergo Proxy
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>>56803282
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>>56802955
Turkey isn't Europe and muslims bombing muslims is old news.
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>>56803299
solid alcoholism advice from ireland. i'd expect nothing less
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Business idea: get muslims from opposing sects together to explain how peaceful they are
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>>56803233
arigatou, gyro
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Why do muslims always try to make it about them?
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WHOSE THE MAN WHO'LL BUILD A WALL
AND KICK OUT THE MUZZIES
D-O-N
A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P
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fuck I have to go buy skins
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>>56803213
http://www.dawn.com/news/744132/evil-or-crazy-norway-mass-killer-breivik-faces-sentence

This is Pakistan's biggest English speaking newspaper, I imagine it got covered in their other news sources too
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>>56803298
>>56803305
>>56803312
cheers
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>>56803375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM superior wall building song
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posting muh road
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Business idea: find lonely secularised virgin Arab girl and make her my gf
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/brit/ is so fucking boring

pakis this trump that

shut the fuck up
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>>56803379
Don't worry about it I can give you one lad
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>>56802955
>implying turkish people bombing each other over political/ethnic shit commands the same level of sympathy

also turkish people bombing eachother is by now a pretty over saturated sympathy market, let alone muslims bombing each other
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My make Donald drumpf again hat has been dispatched directly from China
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because turks cheered during the paris attacks at the greece/turkey football game
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would be dope to like

wake up tomorrow morning and realize you've like fuckin' body swapped with bill gates and you both get more than you bargained for a miss your old lives and had to like find yourselves and learn to love yourselves while learning about the pitfalls, challenges, and tribulations of each others day to day life

and that like

undues the curse and shit but you still get to be friends afterwards
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>>56803415
rasheed
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>>56803446
good post
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>>56803446
how high are you right now
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ever do a scream after you cum? just did one
roommates are steamed
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My hams are well and truly steamed
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>>56803281
Wish I could but she's a lesbian and the other guy is a black bodybuilder haha
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>>56803433
Oliver is a cuntrag
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A nation that still denies the Armenian genocide deserves no pity.
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>>56803500
i thought we were having steamed clams
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>>56803500
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I might see a prozzie tomorrow afternoon lads. Shes a 43 year old munter but shes £70 for an hour. She has lots of good reviews, i know shes really into rimming though, not for me but i dont want to smell another mans arse when she kisses me. I'll probably try and refrain from going down on her wish will be hard
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might smoke some of the herb
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>>56803461
thanks

>>56803462
currently mildly high

>>56803464
no
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>>56802955
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>>56802955
In the wise words of a Jap I seen earlier, "If you wake up on the morning and find poop in toilet, its not really such a surprise. But if i find poop on Kitchen table, well we have reasons to be concerned now" Wise man, that one.
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Placed an order for one of these
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>>56803532
>43 year old prozzie
now that is fucked
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>>56803500
very nice


>>56803532
niiiiiice


>>56803541
gonna get /comfy/ haha excellent
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>>56803531
Simpsons was never good
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he's a problem child and what bothers him all comes out when he talks about his fucking dad walking out
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THE WALL
User: TRUMP
Namesake: The Wall (Pink Floyd song)
Destructive Power: A
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: Infinite
Precision: C
Developmental Potential: A
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>>56803433
Every hat sold by the Trump campaign is made in the USA. Some idiotic leftie cunt just bought an imitation hat made in China and posted it online

http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-hat-china/
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>>56803433
Trump fanboys seem to be really sensitive over this whole Drumpf thing
Quite funny
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FINALLY finished my last iced coffee
got the runs now lads lol
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>>56803505
>oneitis is a lesbian
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>>56803561
Nice taqiyya
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>true love waits isn't the best Radiohead song
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>>56803384

Great argument, not sure who you're arguing with though, seeing as I didn't say anything about anyone mentioning something or not, our newspapers mentioned the terror attack in Turkey as well.
We just don't care, just like the Pakistani people doesn't care about Mr Breivik
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>>56802955
i don't care about what you faggots care or don't care but western media and public made a big deal of Turkish football fans who didn't join minute silence for Paris victims. stop begging for sympathy from all world every time some arabs explode around you. this is ridiculous.
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>>56803620
>having a caffeinated and probably sugar+dairy filled drink at this time of night


you deserve all of the poo in your loo
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having a play of a video game (not going to say which one unless someone asks or correctly guesses)
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>>56803686
My dad always has a huge mug of pepsi max before bed
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>Simpsons was never good
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>>56803698
dark souls
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>>56803667
You said

>Do you think Breivik made headlines in Pakistan

So I replied with breivik making headlines ln Pakistan

Christ did you even read your own comment??
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>>56803686
i made a promise that i wouldn't let my forgotten pot of coffee go to waste
i kept that promise
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>>56803665
thats one of my favorites 2bh

actually listened to that last night, the last song i heard before i went to sleep


im still waiting on my true love....
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>>56803680
Nice taqiyya
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>>56803680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5EoMdwkpgY
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>>56803680
please join the EU Turkey and help accelerate our exit
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>>56803680
protip turkroach: nobody gives a shit when arabs bomb arabs
now go back to sucking mohammad's cock at the mosque
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>>56803715
kek

thats a gangster nightly ritual
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>>56803736
I'm not living
I'm just killing time
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>>56803728
You seem to have a suspiciously high level of knowledge about Pakistan. Need I say it?
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>>56803752
I would love to see the amount of butthurt that would cause.
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>>56803781
i think he just googled it you mug
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>>56803761
>nobody gives a shit when arabs bomb arabs
Then why all the fuss over the Belgium and Paris bombings?
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>>56803787
would cause lots of butthurt for german females :DDD
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doing a ego death with my third eye
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>>56803817
because foreigners died at both events
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>>56803820
Edgy
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>>56803817
you cheeky cunt. Get out of here little rascal
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>>56803581
objectively incorrect
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>>56803787
you should watch what you say about the EU Hans

chancellor "merk whitey" merkel might be tracing your internet
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*walks slowly towards everyone in this thread simultaneously due to the forbidden powers my third eye revealed*
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>>56803823
is that what enlightenment is like?
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>>56803781
I used this new fangled invention called

www.Google.co.uk
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Why are Indians so autistic?
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>>56803821
i actually lived in germany for 6 mnoths on erasmus. there are some half turk/half german people who look legit white
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you man a like "yeah
we're really outchea"
us manna
IN
SIDE
THE PLACE
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The 90s were really good. Sucks for you young cunts.
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>>56803870
you might laugh now but they're due to become a superpower in 2030

all the white people will be their servants
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>>56803850
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you all need to go to bed now. your mum says
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>>56803870
they are the worst kind of autistic as they're also incredibly tacky
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>>56803905
fuck you mum
i know that's you
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wife's son's at it again
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehe
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>>56803895
Kek a few years ago they were due to be one in 2020
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>>56803850
oops
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>>56803895
>superpower
>in 2030
o i am laffin, nigeria will be more powerful than india by 2050
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Is dormers around
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>>56803905
*mfph mfhplr glrup*
that's what ur mam says when shes sukin ma COCK
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>>56803890
>tfw recording the charts on the radio with a tape recorder so i could have music to listen to

how old r u lad? 26 here
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Cold out
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>>56803621
I listened to pink triangle so much
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>lamb steaks at the store are $5-12 each
>buy half a leg of lamb for $30
>cut it up into like 8 meals worth of meat


why would they sell the already cut ones for such a jewish* price -_-
*
(legal disclaimer: NO OFFENSE TO THE ISRAELI GUY POSTING HERE, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE JEWS. IT WAS A PLAYFUL EXPRESSION AND NOT A STRONG REFLECTION OF MY VIEWS)
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>>56803947
yo
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>>56803877
A minority, unfortunately.
>>56803839
There's investigators on Facebook these days, so nothing really surprises me.
>>56803821
It already has, see NYE mass sexual assault in Cologne.
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going to make wraps for lunch tomorrow with prawns or chicken, avocado, cucumber, tomato, spring onions and a dressing made with soy sauce, sesame oil and lime juice.

thoughts?
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>>56803967
Wuu2??
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>>56803928
>>56803949
it was implied I was the one fucking your mums you fucking tard
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>>56803975
sounds incredible 2bh
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>>56803966
>buy thing
>cut thing into smaller pieces
>sell thing for profit

business 101 pal
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We don't need no education
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>>56803931
Maybe he's an oil driller?
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WARNING: banger alert

https://youtu.be/rHZzx0xcfnw
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>>56803993
sorry cant hear you with my dick in ur mums WHORE MOUTH
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>>56803993
fuck off mum, nobody wants your overweight ass.
love u xoxo
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>>56803728
>Headlines
>HEAD
A newspaper mentioning something is different from it being plastered over the website for hours and hours.

The terror in Turkey was the most notable story in Sweden for an hour, the attack in Belgium is still on top if you look at Swedish newspapers.

That's the amount we care about them, and that's the amount they care about us, and I'm not going to whine about how some random Paki doesn't give a shit about me, and he shouldn't white about me not giving a fuck about him or his country.
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>>56804021
sorry cant hear you with my dick in ur mums WHORE MOUTH
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>>56803969
sorry for not being on your side in ww2 lad
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>>56803980
not much

why?
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>>56804043
sorry cant hear you with ur dads dick in my WHORE MOUTH
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absolutely plastered desu
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>>56803581
t. underage
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>>56804043
>>56804062
um.... this thread is called /brit/?!?!?!?!?! what the fuck are you doing here?!?!?!
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>>56804046
Usually you post a pic of whatever tasty treats your eating tonight
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nowadays when i go to the partay it's different
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Business idea: 5chan
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>>56804062
this is how we deflected mum jokes when i was younger tbqh. just take it to disgusting extremes about having gay sex with someone's dad until no one wants to talk about it any more
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>>56804062
this was the wrong photo i've commented -laughs- heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me !!

>>56804093
paki on vacation
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>>56804091
underage people think simpsons is or was ever good

Bet you like pewdiepie as well, kid.
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who remembers going to 7chan in the /b/ days because you were too cool for /b/
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Dubs and I am gonna kill myself and stream it
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>>56804062
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>>56804108
me and the lads still make jokes about sex with each other's dads
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>>56804093
HOW DO YOU ENJOY MUHAMMAD'S DICK IN YOUR ASS YUROPOOR HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

YEAAAAHH I'M AMERICAN AND WE KILL TERRORISTS
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>>56804133
Oh shit
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>>56803936
>>56803942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
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>>56804114
worst post of the day so far
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>>56804133
RIP in peace
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>>56804133
Winrar! Now do it, faggot.
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>>56804133
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>>56804152
Black Muslim President
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Brazilian girl I know is visiting Canada and wants me to meet with her

I set something up for next week once I get all this schoolwork done but I'm a bit nervous as to how I should handle it.

wonder if I should fuck her but I also know she's a bisexual or something but I figure all Sudacas are sexually uncontrolled
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>>56804179
good post
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>>56804133
Incase u delete
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>>56804133
RIP
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>>56804098
i'm getting insecure about people calling me fat but i had some chocolate topped flapjacks

>tfw getting fat
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>>56804162
DESIGNATED
SUPERPOWER
STATUS
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>>56804198

>tfw the other 2 posts are mine
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>7chan still exists
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>>56804185
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>>56804114
young people don't know or care about the Simpsons

why would some dink teen ever bother to watch the older seasons?

desu the Simpsons was so good it allowed it to last for like 30 years just on the strength of those early seasons.
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mummy's waking me up at 9am tomorrow but didn't get up til 3pm today so won't be able to sleep for a while
not a fan of these predicaments
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>>56804178
new contender for worst post of the day
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goodbye world, now only dubs can save me :'(
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420chan blaze it lol
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ask a guy who just did acid with the dalai lama anything
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>>56804233
It was glorious until the end of season 10 or thereabouts.
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>>56804232
>>56804233
>>56804197
>>56804186
>>56804178
>>56804162
FUCK OFF
FOREIGNERS OUT
EXCEPT FOR THE IRISH
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>>56804215
Very nice
Have you got any Easter eggs?
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>>56804258
Are you lying?
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>>56804215
stop eating junk food then, fatty
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>>56804245
ill keep her busy in the morning la get you a few extra Zs
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wish more spanish people posted here 2bh
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>>56804256
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Aussie banter is overrated tbqh
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>>56804264
not a foreigner if we keep the flag
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>>56804245
>getting up at 3pm
went through a phase of this, take melatonin to go to bed earlier lad
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>>56804279
nah
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>>56804245
Me in real life
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>>56804289
wow a muslim wrote this? amazing tbqh
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>>56804304
you aussies are alright
*is well aware that you are from new zealand*
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>>56804319
top banter
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>>56804252
I should have prepared an acceptance speech.
>>56804264
Does possibly having anglo-saxon blood count?
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>>56804280
will you please keep on the tracks
I almost want you back
because I know what you are
you're a gigolo aunt you're a gigolo aunt
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>>56804319
hahah
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better than the pink floyd version imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c29n6lLGYsk
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>>56804305
>yeah mate, just shovel some more drugs down your throat
alri belfast
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>>56804286
ey hombre, que tal
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>>56804268
mum's a hardcore catholic so she'll get me at least a couple

how about yourself?
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Why does "Great" Britain still even exist?

I mean, come on, it's 2016
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>>56804327
>possibly having anglo-saxon blood
only place you got anglo blood is on your hands kraut
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Why on earth do LGBT groups protest against groups like PEGIDA?

The amount of gay people that defend Islam baffles me to no end
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If islam didn't exist then neither would islamic terrorism, haha
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hello
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>>56804340
melatonin is a natural hormone you div
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Alri
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>>56804264
me in the middle
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>>56804367
Because they'll claim that islam is harmless right as they're being beheaded.
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>>56804367
>defending islam
>protesting pegida

there are more than 2 sides buddy, black and white thinking like this is symptomatic of autism
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>>56804345
Don't have any yet
Hopefully gran has got me one

Going to come to yours and eat it off your tummy x
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>>56804367
In Sweden, the bumders wanted to parade through the Muslim areas.

Swedish government was like "You can't do that"
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why does this have so many views in such a short amount of time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R2gIC8oq2Q


it looks terrible

women have awful taste in movies
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>>56804264
am i a foreigner?
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>>56804422
Really should have let them
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>>56804412
Pegida is an anti-islam organisation. There's literally only 2 sides to this one.
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>if you're not with us, you're with the muslims
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want a milf gf to coddle me and be the man of the house
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>>56804394
heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy


(girl here btw, thats why i used so many letters to write the word cuz us girls do that....)
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techno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JinV1FRcxBI
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FROKKY WAS HERE

SHOUT TO ALL MY NIGGAS ON TWITTER

WHAT'S GOOD SENPAI

DOWNLOAD MY MIXTAPE
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getting high to TLOP
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>>56804367
I thought the same thing recently desu
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Is Ted Cruz going to win now?
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>>56804496
no...
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>>56804417
ooo

yes pls

and strawberries and cream too :3 x
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Just found out we're still looking for MH370, how crazy is that
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>>56804459
hmm, fairy nuff 2bh, sorry for calling you autistic if you're op
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Don't kill yourself instead just keep living the way you are and wait til you decay, that's what I'm doing
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>>56804539
your mom's vargina is a VERY big place
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>>56804496
No ur dad is
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>>56802955
reminds me of this
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>try to do something caring out of my feelings for another person's welfare
>get called selfish because I could've just been doing it for myself
>feel bad and full of self-doubt as a result

It's better to just stay out of things really
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anyone needs a gf
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>the yank still thinks he's welcome here
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>>56804610
yes pls
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>>56804610
meeeeee
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>>56804610
no haha
*sweat falls from brow as he hopes everyone believes his lie*
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>>56804562
hmm, minor suggestions that the UK chapter is anti-bumder but beyond that it just seems it can only be pure cuckery
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I'm pretty sure I just passed Cara in Picadilly Circus and she smiled at me.
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>>56803954
39
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>>56804586
epic
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>>56804645
>living in london
don't do that
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>>56804645
did you say hi for me
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>>56804639
>>56804635
>>56804628
bit gay tbf no offense
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muslims lads, eh? what will they do next you wonder
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>>56804581
You fucking wrecked that aussie bastard lad
Good one
He'll never recover from that and if he does he'll try to play it off like he actually belongs here
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>>56804659
Fucking hell grandad
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>>56804687
>be american
>get shot
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@56804626
It's always an Aussie saying stuff like that.
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>>56804685
Probably pray they seem to do loads of that
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>>56804610
I've got a gf and it's shit
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>>56803954
22
>>
watching rectify lads

want to sniff amanthas asshole
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how are drug dealers so rich? wouldn't they have to have thousands of clients to make over 100k a year?
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>the yank STILL thinks he's welcome here
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desu i pretend every non uk flag is one person each, with complex and conflicting personalities
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>do work experience
>ask people out
>only qt girl comes; we have fun
>ask her out again
>she says yes; this time we go with a bunch of my friends and they all like each other and we have fun
>asked her out to the cinema and she said yes; we're going Friday

At one point does this become "dating"?
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>>56804715
Feels old man
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>>56804782
>asshole
fuck off yank
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>>56804784
> large volume
> high prices
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>>56804784
they sell in bulk lad
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>>56804784
they also get tips
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>>56804815
fuck off normie
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>>56804806
how did you know it's all me?
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>>56804782
she is the goat milf 2bh
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>>56804801
>five hundred fucking dollars for a fucking snail with balls
lmao
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>>56804815
>cinema on the first date

Fatal mistake
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>>56804836
A black guy made fun of me in front of my oneitis and she called me a creep
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>>56804784
>buy pure cocaine
>cut it up add different substance
>its now worth twice as much
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>>56804815
Fuck off normbletron
>>
Really aggressive women scare me
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>>56804865
Story
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>>56804815
keep up the good work lad

proud of you
>>
I'm still scared of the light at my age

embarrassing lads
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>>56804815
>asked her to the cinema
Fuck sake lad what are you doing? Cinema is the absolute worst "date". You got and sit in a hot, slightly smelly room in the dark in complete silence for 2 hours.

Tell her there's fuck all on in the cinema and take her bowling instead. Thank me later.
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>>56803224
That's a big comfort zone
>>
watching BBW videos I usually like them but I'm feeling like throwing up atm
>>
>>56804860
What should he do?
>>
How much you reckon it'll cost for a month in Japland?
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fuck off normie = i'm a social outcast who's keen to appear like i choose to be this way
>>
*welcomes myself*
>>
>>56804933
10 million yen
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>>56804905
nevermind found a good one on my hard drive it's all good
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>>56804932
netflix and chill

>>56804865
wewlad
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>>56804932
Having coffee and ice cream together sounds like a start.
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>>56804900
>take her bowling instead
fuck off roman
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>>56804932
Bowling is GOAT first "date".
>>
i took a pill in ibiza
>>
currently living in japan
ask me anything
>>
>you will never have a comfy mental illness and get to live the NEET life forever
>>
went to ibiza and got a headache from the loud music so i took some ibuprofen
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>>56804935
I'm actually a normie but say fuck off normie to anyone who mentions their fucking boring relationships
>>
>>56804983
Do jap girls go hunting for glorious whitu cocku?
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>>56804975
BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
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Why doesn't this guy run for Prime Minister? He seems like he's got the skills desu
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>>56804978
But what if you suck at it and she beats you?
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Lotta Normie's here
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>>56805007
Don't even know who that is
>>
>>56804978
are you 40?
>>
I have a rasheed surname but I'm white
ama
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>>56805002
yes
literally not just a meme
coinslot eyed cunts all over want to suck my dick
even some of the girly men want to suck my dick right there in the street
i sometimes let them do it but not often because it is kind of gay
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>>56804860
>>56804900
We've already been out twice together and we're planning on going for drinks afterwards too.
>>56804878
It took me a lot of effort and a lot of painful failures to reach this point.

>>56804890
Thanks, I can't believe this is happening.
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>>56805035
how did that happen?
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>>56805007
Because he didn't manage to get into Oxbridge
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really hate anthony zurcher
unbiased bbc my bumhole
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>>56805028
prince william you mongrel
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>>56805053
he's someone's wife's son
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>>56805053
He ain't got a white ancestor
>>56805035
One drop rule lad, you ain't white
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>>56805028
He is the heir to the throne of the United Kingdom
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>>56805045
have you kissed her yet?
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>>56805022
That's what makes it so GOAT lad. Almost everyone is absolute bollocks at bowling. Which provides ample opportunity for back and forth banter with a bit of a competitive edge. Plus since everyone's shite at it, it doesn't get to that point where someone will get pissed off at not being good enough and on top of that, you're free to talk and joke loudly instead of sitting in silence for 2 hours. Then after bowiling, you do a bit of Time Crisis 2 in the shitty "arcade" they always have and then get food.

>>56805030
Don't knock it till you try it lad.
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>>56805007
>hair transplant

filthy traitor the bald community won't forget it
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>>56804995
fairy nuff, bigup the normie contingent on /brit/
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>>56805035
you've posted this before
the answer is you're not
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>>56805099
>>56805078
both parents are white
piss off aye
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>>56805068
>>56805079
Literally who cares
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>>56805007
I don't think he's allowed to
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>>56805068
who?
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>bowling
hello r*ddit
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>>56805081
Not yet. We're both so shy and quiet and nervous, it's really awkward
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>>56805110
inshallah my white friend
*flies away on carpet*
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>>56805116
your mother cared last night
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>>56805125
that's racist as fuck
>>
might unironically move to china
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>>56805134
Love this film
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>the royal family
nah, not a fan
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>>56805130
princes charles dead(assassinated) wifes son
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>>56805137
how old are you?
>>
think i'm in love with 3 girls from different countries at the same time
p awkward lol
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>>56805134
>lebowski
utter dogshit film
>>
>>56805139
kek
>>
Was 1950s America the peak of civilisation?
>>
>Dyson airblade
nah, not really a fan
>>
big lebowski was definitely a great film
>>
>the royle family
it's alright
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>>56805137
kek m8 youre friends you idiot
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>>56805158
me too kek
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>>56805152
You should. It will be shit, but think of the stories!
>>
>be me, paki-american
>going to live with my cousin in belfast
can /brit/ offer some advice about how best to live in belfast?
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>>56805189
Nah, late 19th century England, France, and Germany
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>>56805205

>>56805205

>>56805205

>>56805205
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>>56805166
22.

When should I try it with her?
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>>56805189
yes
multiculturalism has ruined the world
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>>56805192
Gay
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>>56805189
You've been playing too much Fallout, son.
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>>56805189
70s and 80s America were better
>>
*goes on Lad Bible*
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>>56804610
gib big butted latin qts
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>>56803589
ZA WARU!
MEKISHIKO TOMARE!
MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
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>>56803621
It'll blow your head even more if you consider how often women claim to be lesbians to get out of rejecting men personally
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>>56803446
Except, while living as Bill Gates, you fully understand how evil of a man he is and not the pleasant, smiling sperg you're presented and resolve to blow up your house with you and your wife in it before the re-switch can occur.
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>>56803568
If it's not made in the UK you've been bungled.
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