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sad edition
cara
>>56800412
frig off
why are anime girls so smug?
Doing a sad
karen
me on the left. with my gf
Bit depressed about being a 27yr old virgin lol
>read newspaper
>PHWOOOOOOOOOAAAR
me and my mate
>>56800450
Randy go back to /cum/
Might mass migrate to Pakistan and Poland and see how they like it
>>56800412
this 2bh
>>56800450
rude
>>56800476
why are you still a virgin
why do brits care about pakis but almost never bat an eye towards poles and indians
>>56800460
Satisfaction of knowing that all virgins want them.
Poleaboos daily cut
I know it's weak but he wasn't feeling much like cutting today.
Feeling quite the sting now despite it all
>>56800423
i should probably qualify that by saying i mean the ones that have been here for a good while, the two soundest girls i know are poles who moved here when they were early teens and are around 20/21 now
FUCK NIGGA
CROSS THE COUNTRY
WOO
>>56800487
>>56800492
>Irishmen protecting their fair maiden from meanies
called my mother a scheming little slag because she bought the wrong cereal
she's pissed off to bed crying the bloody wimp mwahaha
>>56800500
Poles are mostly contained in shitty seaside towns and indians stick to their own for rapes and honour killings.
answer this puzzle
you have 30 seconds starting on 3
I once slept with a virgin and he cum in 2 seconds. Are all virgins like this?
Watching a VERY sad Anime
>tfw she's back on earth in a wheelchair
>>56800500
i don't know
Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
want to be reincarnated as a smug anime
>>56800538
>yank anytime ever
got a nice haircut 2 back and sides
>>56800551
*solves it and every subsequent puzzle you can ever devise or copy*
>>56800534
Andrzej.
>>56800500
Because one of those groups are part of a medieval death cult
>>56800544
what the fuck, indians do rapes and honor killings in England?
disgusting fucking subhumans
>>56800551
5 7 9 11 13 15 17 19 21 23 25 27 29
>>56800500
they don't really do anything horribly offensive and most of the reasons people dislike them are very minor ones
at worst poles do some petty crime but so do lots of people.
>>56800572
t. God
>>56800587
pass
>>56800610
fool
>>56800599
Nah, they do it back in India desu, they send their kids back there to marry them off and stab them and their families to death. Same for the rape, never take a bus in India
Wonder what /pol/ would be like if it was around before and during Ww2 kek
>>56800534
t. Jakub
>>56800619
>they don't really do anything horribly offensive
>poles
all muslims should be thrown in a volcano
smug anime girl here ama
I used to be into dope, now I'm into /brit/. It's much heavier, man.
holy shit
___________
fool
fail
-------------------
were teachers genius?
>wearing an investigate 9/11 hoody
https://youtu.be/Tga4hXy8qws?t=44m58s
>>56800500
indians are pakis you fool
>>56800572
A man who can make a guitar weep like him can't be racist
Wish poleboo would just off himself so we don't have to hear about his miserable life anymore
>>56800644
It's time for you to wake up
And accept your awards
ordered some alice bands lads, hairs getting long
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/canada-not-at-war-with-isil-say-trudeau-and-dion-following-brussels-attacks
friend wants to go a deli but i just wanna get tripped instead
what do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdr96F5PfMg
Best PM we never had 2bh
>>56800701
Finally some sense in a sea of madness and intolerance.
#notallmuslims
>>56800703
get fucked niggo
>tfw went from a 4 to an 8 just by losing some weight, cutting my hair, dressing better, and getting some acne medication
there is literally no excuse to not being at least semi-attractive
i've been on mirtazapine for like 2 weeks and its only 15mg so I want to bump it up to at 30mg because 15 is pretty inneffective afaik so can I just bump it up and then before i run out phone my GP to get an upped dose?
>>56800619
Poles are the largest foreign nationality in UK prisons
I moved to Straya to get away from the muzzies taking over our fair nation
>>56800572
>b-but his heroes were black guitarist like B.B. King and Chuck Berry!
![large[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iB5CuGx.jpg "large[2].jpg")
wont happen again lads
>>56800701
read the article you stupid yank twat
seen sing street tonight boys
girl in it is gorgeous
doing a cry
GIVE POLEABOO A (YOU) RIGHT NOW
>>56800701
he's doing this wank because he's terrified of an attack here
though behind the scenes I've noticed a HUGE buildup of security
just a few days ago someone left a makeup bag unattended at my university and the police swarmed in en-masse to lock the entire area down.
found it more scary that people were going about as if it was nothing.
>>56800696
Grow up and cut your hair, you greasy teen
>>56800742
i get really nervous having to talk to the hairdresser though hahahahahahahaha makes me have panic attacks LOL
I used to be churka hating untill I met my Chechenian bf, lads. The funniest thing I still have swastika tattoo.
>>56800752
meme film with token black character
>>56800744
desu you can blame poverty for regular crime, but not for ideological attacks with no material gain.
>>56800742
>tfw it took multiple acid trips of me staring in the mirror at my hair just to get me a haircut
>>56800779
>implying i have greasy hair
>>56800749
>hold this sign up and they might let us in
>>56800727
Actually there are some tall Muslims
>>56800783
Lol what, just fucking banter with people, do a Zyxz and not give a fuck what people think of you
>>56800758
*hugs you*
>>56800821
lel
>>56800814
You sound like it, a true republican wouldn't have long hair
Poleaboo, (You) are a massive tool
I don't know why you still keep up with the name gimmick, no private investigator sits on /Brit/ day in and day out waiting for you to slip up and post something about yourself, you're just carrying on because you think that people in these threads actually care about your existence
Your daily cuts are pathetic and are mere scratches, hurry up and make deeper ones so we have to stop dealing with your shit
>>56800751
>>56800775
wow I wasn't trying to be mean but okay
>>56800826
t. bruce 'normie' wallaby
>>56800868
would heem both of them
Never gonna give ribena another you again
>>56800855
fuck off jesus, chu cullain, bobby sands, yer man from in the name of the father all had long hair
>>56800868
meh my sister got me dolled up in an angel costume when i was 5
needless to say im thoroughly fucked up
open your 3rd eyes
https://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?p=1062701993#post1062701993
>>56800879
I'm Welsh lol
>>56800796
is that paul mcgrath?
>>56800868
Disgusting
>>56800868
would be rolling on the floor if someone changed it to say "my wife's son"
>>56800870
i know what your intentions were posting that
>>56800917
no you don't
>>56800908
not even going to meme you, i just feel bad.
>>56800826
Do a zyzz and die before u finish uni?
>>56800712
What would you know?
>>56800796
yee that's supposed to be the joke
>>56800855
>bobby sands and gerry conlon didnt have long hair
o i am laffin
>>56800746
fuck off we're full
>>56800826
doesn't work, eventually your subconscious just overrides you and takes over
>>56800899
That was the 70s/early 80s he had an excuse, what's yours?
anyone know how to get rid of dark purple circles under eyes?
The Paddy runts are fighting lads
Do we separate them or kill the biggest to teach them to keep it quite?
>>56800988
>implying long hair isnt fashionable again
not everybody is a greasy neckbeard
>>56801004
do what your husband says
Youre now imagining Angela Merkel naked
>>56800988
>muh knackery short hair
>>56801010
the option which includes killing
>>56800956
>implying Gerry Conlon was a republican
I thought the point was that he WASN'T a part of the Republican movement, or was he released because he had no part in the Guildford bombings?
>>56801004
oh fuck i need this, mines are so bad to the point where i have yellowish circles around my eyes aswell.
on sleeping tablets, taking vitamin D tablets and still not fixing it.
>>56801041
>not having a crew cut
>>56800821
Disgusting
Imagine actually learning Esperanto
>>56801004
Makeup
>>56801041
Do you think Pearse would have taken seriously if he was brushing his long greasy hair while putting up the proclamation? I don't think so
>>56801004
its a sign of dehydration or iron deficiency
Quite mad right now t.b.h
>>56801098
George Soros is fluent in it.
It's the globalist language, soon everyone will speak it.
>>56801074
>he fell for the conlon wasnt in the ra meme
y u sad?
>>56801159
Well he fooled me >>56801159
filtering ireland
>>56800897
can't stop poleaboo giving you a (you) though haha
>>56801093
literally looks like shite unless youre /fit/ and have the jawline
Looking for news? >>>/news/
>>56801004
my wifes son knows, let me ask him hold on
>>56801126
>iron defic.
seriously? i think I have that.
how do I boost them?
Do you do your laundry in the kitchen, /brit/?
on my 5th iced coffee, heart is starting to hurt and it tastes cloyingly sweet.
doing a feeling alive
How would you say your life is going right now lads? Happy? Sad?
>>56801207
Corn flakes, seriously
>>56801210
yes
>>56801098
Summet do innit
>>56801141
lol no
>>56801221
average
>>56801194
why have moot post 2011 and now hirshima nagasaki tried their best to kill 4chan
>>56801221
happysad
>reference to film i just watched and mentioned earlier in the thread :p
>>56801207
Eat more iron.
>>56801224
Attention all Micks: off ya fuck
>>56801221
muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy muy malisimo
>he fell for the "nazis were the bad guys" meme
*goes to amsterdam on holiday*
*visits a bar*
*asks for a pint of beer*
"sorry sir we only serve really small foamy beers in this establishment"
okay...i'll just get another when i'm finished this one
*receives shot glass half-filled with suds*
*walks back to table*
*trips on a nugget of weed lying on the ground*
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
*beer falls on ground*
*country floods*
>>56801228
yeah i've been eating more cereal lately but not really been helping much.
I'm starting to think I should just get on a multivitamin supplement
>>56801221
short term happiness overshadowed by long term dread
>>56801221
I recently turned 30 and I've been NEET since 2 days after my 18th birthday
It's going fucking great
>>56800903
wew
that's nutty even by david icke standards
i just typed in definition of definition in google
>>56801267
there's a gate up can't get in can i ya bleedin dope
>>56801218
doing a opposite
>>56801207
drink more guiness
>>56801278
>we only serve really small foamy beers
you mean gay beers?
>>56801177
>>56801221
Chillin with the homie drinking wine
Couldn't care less
>>56801325
Give him a doggy massage from me. At the very least, a chin scratch.
>>56801126
Or thin skin
the other day i got so fucking motivated for like 2 days and I couldn't sit on 4chan or play videogames at all because I was so bored by them.
Then I went back to normal, what the fuck?
>>56801349
More like a dodgy massage from you, you big bloody animal perve
who is Canada's bold new Prime Minister?
Poleaboo feels he needs to reinvent his gimmick again
>>56801380
bipolar
>>56801390
all me
>>56801349
You see a cock n balls down there lad?
I'm not doing shit till you apologize
>>56801221
broke up with french gf
sad
>>56801380
bipolar
finished my 5th iced coffee, there's enough left in my pot for another. for fucks sake, why am i doing this to myself.
>>56801409
stole my post
dlete this
>>56801401
>looking for dog willy
I want you to apologise for thinking I'm from Denmark.
i need dick and cocaine
so what exactly is it that makes teenage girls want to pretend to be communist on twitter
>>56800406
Perfidious Albion...
>>56801417
Post a pic of the pot I dunno if I believe you
Cold brew? Or plebby hot brew with ice added?
>>56801398
>>56801398
>>56801409
truly?
I thought it had something to do with exercising since I exercised for like 45 minutes straight the day before but it never worked afterwards
>>56801221
blatantly shit life but I feel OK
who /sad/ here?
>>56801467
nah im being serious
broke up 3 weeks ago and still feeling down
>>56801464
easy (You)s off /brit/
>>56801435
Forgiven
Give us a hug then lad
>>56801470
i'm on my laptop and i never use my phone, fuck you if you want me to find it.
i made a pot of coffee this morning and forgot about the fucking thing. for some reason i'm just making glass on glass of iced coffee so as not to waste it.
i'm a fat cunt with man boobs if i have sex should i just leave the shirt on
do women mind
>>56800868
>>56801513
>Give us a hug
Don't be gay now lad. I'll give you a firm handshake where I try to hurt you just a wee bit so you know I could tank you if I feel like it but I won't because I'm such a nice guy.
hemorrhoids lads. blood quit literally raining from my arse
life is fucking awful.
>>56800868
they look like they're under duress
>>56801555
>Naming your son after the game on the other side of the Snakes and Ladders board
>>56801612
kek
>>56801566
*squeezes your butt anyway*
*whispers it's ok, Jesus forgives us all*
>>56801555
oh toby you absolute disgrace
>>56801555
Moby, what are you doing?
>>56801400
poop
just realised that in like 500 years they'll have xboxes on display in history museums
fuck...
>>56800868
Used to play house with the girl across the street using her Cinderella dolls and castle just because she was the only person the same age as me I knew. Then she'd go for a bath and I'd start doing wrestling moves with the dolls using the castle as the top rope. She used to love me. Haven't spoken to her in almost a decade now and she still lives across the street.
>>56801612
yeah that names a bit ludicrous
>>56801580
Fair question: are you fat?
>>56801712
i'll give you pleasure :3
>>56801729
kiss her
ayy lmao i guess depression isnt that bad
>>56801729
sounds like the start to an erotic story
ahh yes look forward very much to blasting Vindaloo out my window this summer as I drive through the french countryside
>>56801731
Bit ludocrous
>>56801770
How does it end?
>>56801757
She used to kiss me all the time apparently.
>>56801712
>>56801767
got a link for that lid?
>>56801770
>involves kids
alri father haha
still teaching in the cbs?
>>56801821
https://whatsmym3.com/
'ere 'lad
>>56801741
not at all. I am a weightlifter. doc thinks that squatting while holding my breath and sitting for long periods of the day are what caused it
>>56800406
HAHAHA THAT FUCKING OP
I'M DYING
>>56801817
and you didnt kiss her back?
u a poofter? -_õ
>>56801905
Don't know lad. Don't remember. Was yonks ago. Apparently you can see it in the background of lots of our home videos though or during birthday party home videos.
Got me a check, I got a check
Yeah, I done got me a check, I got a check (sheesh, sheesh)
Yeah, I done got me a check, I got a check (sheesh)
Yeah, I done got me a check, oh, got a check (yeah, yeah-yeah!)
what did he mean by this?
>>56801956
I put that brack in my brack
wish I was black so I could be a rapper and people would think I'm really smart for being depressed and weird
You lads pay your respect to Phife Dawg?
Aka the Five Foot Assassin
>>56801996
good post
lads, remember Five?
*pokes head into thread*
*looks around nervously*
*doesn't see a Thai flag*
Coast is clear boys
>>56802091
remember ur mum? neither does anyone else
>>56801904
You off your meds again Deutschlad?
>>56802118
>he actually took time to write this, looked at it and considered it a good post
have a word with yourself
>>56801537
pls respond
really dont get it when rasheed minorities come here and wave their flag around like theyre so proud of it
yeah youre so proud of pakistan than you currently live in a different country
dont get it 2bh
>>56802121
21
21
21's ON MY FUCKIN 21'S SKREEEE GOT MY 16'S ON A 16 PULL A 187 ON A 16
ree why aren't my comments appearing on reddit
soy un metedor
im loser baby, so why wont you kill me
>>56800902
if you did that today your parents would have posted it all over the internet and made a Vlog series of your transition to becoming a girl
>>56802207
Pepper is a better song tbqh
one pound fish
>>56802207
kike faggot
kill yourself
>>56801864
cheers lid
>>56801221
good but applying myself more will make it great
>>56802216
honestly so glad I just barely missed the aggressive social media age in my teens
>>56802118
Welcome, son
kek
what should i make for lunch tomorrow?
going to amsterdam soon for a few days with some friends
what should I do lads
>>56802334
dude x
>>56802251
your country is controlled by us
>>56802314
bacon and halloumi roll
>>56802303
>dublin
This is /brit/ m8
giz a luvly song to listen to lads
>>56802360
dont like halloumi
>>56802334
go bar >>56801278
>>56800868
Not that strange if it happens a couple times, the problem is the psycho mothers who think this is indication their sons should be groomed to be homosexuals or, worse, get their penises chopped off.
>>56802256
>>56801864
good stuff
what frame rate are you running /brit/ at?
>>56802314
chicken breast, broccolli, greek yoghurt, lemon
>>56802413
mixed together?
>>56802371
yeah i know the absolute mongers who set this up think that cdjs can play vinyl
>>56802405
96
>>56802392
make fajitas
>you will never have a comfy mental illness and get to enjoy the NEET life forever
>Reddit isn't that bad surely
>goes on Reddit
>well it's probably just full of yanks
>goes on the UK Reddit
>nope the memes are right this is actual shite
>>56802381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzkI-2s25w
>>56802405
60hz
