Chebs edition
>>53555575
i wanna fuk
If your uni isn't Russell Group, it's shit.
recycling op images edition
I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Got that cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Started from the trap, now I rap
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
slick willy lads
>>53555575
Cara
masie
stuff
MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL
>>53555608
She GOT dem curves
halo
c h e b s
h
e
b
s
>>53555606
fuck me is that ketchup on a pie you disgusting cunt? my cousin moved there a few years ago and got citizenship recently, said he ate a meat pie just after
did he really mean a shit pie like this? fucks sake
>>53555688
triggered me beyond belief
>>53555687
hmm.. they look a bit young, gonna have to delete them out of my folder before I get raided by the popo.
![australian-meat-pie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wSP5qDY.jpg "australian-meat-pie[1].jpg")
This is now /mpg/ - Meat Poi General
>>53555687
>>53555715
nonce
>>53555687
Those are top slags.
Would not touch/10
>>53555575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPNrq3O7Xxc
![01158dda0bddf44d76abfa2c95988d4c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gs0rb6z.jpg "01158dda0bddf44d76abfa2c95988d4c[1].jpg")
>>53555715
Does every single girl in that photo have fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>53555715
disgusting. they all look like they have downs.
>>53555728
so is it actually fucking ketchup on a pie? a pie with regular beefy sauce/gravy? fucking australia is cunted burn it to the ground
>>53555728
MEAT
PIE
SAUSAGE ROLL
COME ON ENGLAND
GIZ A GOAL
me and the senpai
![img_2190[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KVc2jwW.jpg "img_2190[1].jpg")
>>53555834
Am I triggering you with superior australian cuisine?
>australia was LITERALLY a penile colony
lmao what a bunch of cockups
>>53555883
>Kylo Ren in the back
sometimes aboriginals are nice people
>>53555927
Least we're an uncircumcised penile colony
>>53555932
>>53555907
Honestly, yes you are.
>>53555907
nah mate that pics standard scran, it's just the pie with fucking ketchup on
do aussies eat beans on toast
>>53555907
>no onions
>not even any margarine
>>53555955
Djalu
>>53555982
We eat heinz beans on toast like the rest of the civilised world.
I listen to the adam and joe radio show every night as I go to bed even though I've heard all the episodes
>>53556003
>margarine
>and ketchup
why are you cunts obsessed with mixing shit, you have one or the other
>>53556003
Do I look like a rich cunt to you?
australia is objectively the greatest country in the world
>eating margarine at all
Real butter or gtfo tb
>>53556012
that's reassured me t.bh.
Seen americans/canadians spaz out posting pics of beans on toast calling brits poverty before, made me cry a little
feel like australia really is sunny britain if they have heinz beans on toast tbf
>>53555966
not true
How can she be so perfect lads?
>>53556035
what? one's a sauce and one's a spread
don't tell me you guys use margarine as a fucking condiment and not a bread-moistener
>>53555907
That actually looks pretty good, Lulu. Needs a proper bun, though.
>>53556082
>heinz
das cuck
>>53556087
Fun fact circumcision used to be common in victorian england because people thought it would cut down on masturbation.
>>53556074
>>53556032
i do this with the ricky gervais show 2bh
Have you ever tried Pork 'n Beans, right out of the can?
>>53556089
Burning coal keeps her fit
>>53556129
what browser do you use?
>>53555907
Sausages are a bit big. bread is hefty too. Two sausage sarnies is the appropriate measure. Toast white bread and normal sausages, not that german shite.
Why did the Labour Party choose Ed Miliband over David desu?
>>53556149
Firefox, latest version
>>53556092
Do you lads have that disgusting yank tier bread?
Watched Star Wars yesterday 2bh friends. The black gentleman was bro. Though my head wouldn't stop saying "cucked"
WIsh nurses still wore the old uniforms desu
>>53556074
Butter is correct Thailad.
>>53556170
david's an arrogant cunt, he reckons he could come back anytime he wants and become prime minister lmao reckon he would have got knobbed even harder by the cameron political machine
![Tip-Top-The-One[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TKqv33C.jpg "Tip-Top-The-One[1].jpg")
>>53556189
Yes.
>>53556189
if you mean shit cheap white bread, yes, but good stuff is widely available
>>53556205
Yeah? Just like your ass won't stop saying "street"?
>>53556233
don't be rude
>>53556176
That's quite odd, I'm not clear on what exactly is the variable which makes the difference, rest assured you're in the minority though.
>>53556207
I'd eat toast with you fa
>>53556218
>he reckons he could come back anytime he wants and become prime minister
Right now he is making lots of money by lobbying for "refugees" to come to the United States...pretty typical given his heritage.
>>53556233
Yeah that was pretty rude mate. Where do you get off making fun of other people's cultures?
>>53556262
>pretty typical given his heritage.
oy vey we have you goys best intentions we swear
>>53556233
that was not very polite
>>53556260
>I'd eat toast with you fa
>>53556255
>>53556278
>>53556294
Grow some balls you soft cunts.
>>53556320
yeeee
someone should teach this yank a thing or two about MANNERS
>>53556233
>ass
fuck off yank
>>53556329
>cunts
you are quite crude
>>53556343
Found it
in first year when i was a good boy i treated myself to the £1.09 bread instead of the shitty £0.39 bread i would normall choke down and would often buy a large bag of doritos when they were on offer, eat them for breakfast and then go back to sleep and not leave my room for days
first year really was the worst year of my life t.bh, everythings better now though
need a gf so bad that it physically hurts
>>53556371
good lad
>>53556400
poleaboo
>>53556401
ur mum physically hurts my dick LOL
Girls in Berlin seem so fucking nice...look at how they all just go up to this guy and talk with him.
Is it like this everywhere in Europe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28EGqOIumo0
>>53556452
phimosis is bad
>>53556425
unironically not even poleaboo that was my life in the past
>>53556401
I'll be ur gf
poteito!
learning Norwegian
>>53556484
>not even poleaboo that was my life in the past
i'll be reporting this to the detective
*sits on your dick*
>>53556530
get off
>>53556551
*forces your head*
>>53556530
>>53556551
>>53556587
*decks all three of you*
>>53556606
*activates holtzman shield*
>>53556551
*gyrates hips and tightens my arsehole then rotates my head 180 degrees and winks at you*
>>53556640
>>53556636
>>53556606
>>53556598
>>53556587
>>53556551
*swallows your cum*
fuck enough lads.. well maybe one more
>>53556640
i said GET OFFFFFFF
STOP
were you about to post an rp post?
think again! this is a DISCUSSION board
>>53556684
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY DICK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53556672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f8wAXDZ9D0
>sandwiches
>only burger options
>>53556598
imagine having HUGE tits like that hanging off your chest 24/7
would be a bit mental, how do these girls even function?
Aussie's are busy raping each other.
Keeping it real, with some Sersh.
have you bought your shroomtek nootropic capsules for today lads?
>>53556713
burgers on a raft > burgers in a bun
Shouldn't you be in bed?
>>53556749
it looks like a bum haha
>>53556749
Holy fuck that thumbnail
>>53556749
looked like a bum at first
>>53556737
fuck you on about cunt
>>53556749
me in the middle
>>53556722
Sersh is American. Born there.
Like Mel. Shame for not letting him work.
> A GOOD
>>53556749
Literally took me 10 seconds to realize that wasnt a hairy ass
*looks around at the benders*
*shakes head*
*excuses self*
hate this hour of /brit/ tbqh family
yanks out
>>53556749
haha took me a few seconds to realise that wasn't a bumhole haha
alri lads
>>53556855
not bad m9
>>53556855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM
do you think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha
and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooing an egg while he looks nervous or embrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha
another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
>>53556832
*spits on you*
*shouts "GET OUT HETEROSEXUAL SCUM" as I cave your skull in merely for having sex with women*
you disgust me
My sister ate my Kinder Bueno, lads.
>>53556833
it literally took me about 2 minutes of solid staring to realise thta was someones head and not an arse bu it is 5am and i am pretty drunk
>>53556749
>>53556832
there was like one yank post you absolute obsessive autist.
>>53556915
She's been influenced by Thai adverts :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gT57FcQXY
>>53556915
Having a Kinder Bueno
>>53556940
all me tbqfwy
>>53556887
Took me a while to realise what was happening in this pic haha
>>53556957
What a meme language
Whats wrong with fucking your cousin /brit/?
>>53556957
>boing
not
>i'm gunna fucking kill you that was my last bit jesus I can't trust you around any of my stuff you don't even pay rent
is this a good pic of me?
>>53557070
Funnily enough that's exactly what 'boing' translates to.
>>53556717
No shortage of people willing to hold them up for them lad.
having a think
a few slices of ham and some grated cheese or wait 20 minutes plus for an oven pizza? need opinions lads
>>53556087
you have like double the amount of us it's just because that ridiculous graph has a range which spans 60%
>>53557063
>Virginia
Typical.
>>53557130
fuck off
>>53557130
>>53557141
entre chicanos se entienden
@53556940
one is even too much
>>53557123
Worcestershire sauce available?
>>53557107
Well, obviously.
>>53557243
Worsh mah bawls in shire sauce?
>>53557284
Ris ooooo toeeeee
>2023
>Wake up in my government owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.
>Go to make toast. All my appliances are toll operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.
>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Jeremy Corbyn for 45 minutes.
>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.
>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.
>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.
>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to pay my front door toll, have to sleep in the porch again.
>Police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit
Thank god I voted Labour
think I might actually kill myself this year lads
>>53557236
your mum hates you
>>53557338
>Suicide in the year of the gf
Bad decision desu
@53557355
fuck off yank
do any of you chaps browse stormfront?
>>53557407
>@
Is this a new meme?
>>53557425
no because its silly
tumblr of the far right
@53557433
fuck off yank newfag
>>53557425
le black peepol aren't peepol am i right brothers?
>>53557433
@53557433
>Is this a new meme?
>>53557443
TRAITOR
I want something else to get me through this
semi-charmed kind of life
>>53557425
I dislike all manner of shitskin. Though some do rise above to parrot the white man, most wallow in their own filth.
>>53557461
>>53557467
Sorry, I don't browse your shitty general on a regular basis, faglords.
Watching the Ninth Gate
the girl who plays Lucifer is really qt
@53557506
very rude
>Thank god I voted Labour
and on that bombshell
>>53557502
>>>/cum/
god you're so fucking annoying
>>53557483
Nazism is dumb
so are all these 14 yo /pol/tards who are actually just depressed racists and not terribly right wing
>Fuck off Yank
>>53557336
i laughed desu
>>53557533
I agree I just wanted to post le epic /tv/ meme
baker deser senpey
>>53557589
*write out post in /brit/*
*clicks post*
*smile and lean back, crossing my arms*
*camera frame zooms out as bittersweet symphony starts playing*
>tfw born the year the return of the jedi came out and still have never seen it
You can't come with me
I must travel alone
but you can look on, and marvel...
>>53557645
good post
>>53557649
thanks grandpa
@53557649
fuck off grandpa
Turning 23 in 14 minutes lads
cant believe han solo dies in the new one
>>53557645
*reads this post*
*tilts the laptop screen*
*has a wank over this post*
>>53557532
I love how triggered I make you.
>>53557718
Hope you choke on a burger fa͏m
>>53557718
Omedetou
>>53557744
i just wish i could change my extra flag to a town because you're ruining my gimmick with your hick opinions and generally annoying behavior
>>53557739
typically abhorrent post
>>53557746
wow rude
>>53557718
>knowing your birthday
FUCK OFF
>>53557763
DESIGNATED
>>53557718
>tfw turning 22 on the 22nd
same age as elliott before he snapped
>>53557763
gesundheit
>>53557739
india what the fuck?
>>53555834
>ketchup
>>53557767
Contact the maintainers, they might be able to add it (you'll probably have to provide an image)
it's my bday lads :)
>>53556087
>20-80%
lmao
>>53556087
>20-80%
>>53557871
Happy birthday
>>53557767
>hick opinions
Oh wow a white dude has conservative opinions. No shit, I'm in Cali, in case you haven't noticed..... there's fucking spics everywhere.
>>53557871
same here senpai
>>53557911
rorke
what are all these fucking yanks doing on my brit?
>>53556087
>80mericans
>austratwenties
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
U P
P
The booooy with the thoooorn in his siiiiiide
Behiiind the hatred there liiies
A muurderous desiiiire fooooor loooooove
>>53557928
the 14th? good lad, patrician tier birthday
what scares you more than anything?
what really hits that sweet spot of fear for you?
for me its demonic stuff, involving Lucifer especially
>>53557911
Fuck off obnoxious Yank.
>>53558021
>for me its demonic stuff, involving Lucifer especially
>>53558030
AYYYYY MAMA MEYA! THATS A SPICY MEAT-A BOWLE.
>>53558066
>Yank banter
>>53558021
>.gif
whats that?
Gabagool? Over here.
>>53558141
filmed in a Cameron sewer
>>53558066
>American """"banter"""""
>>53558115
>>53558066
Uhh... Stop talking to yourself, it's weird.
>>53558141
Your pancreas.
nervous as fuck for the MCAT desu. can hardly sleep
>>53558207
just jerk off to gay porn
>>53558175
It's not "myself" I'm the bow legged whore, this guy is just some fat dumb seppo tbhwya (to be honest with you australia)
going to do a sleep
>>53558165
Just had my morning run lads ahha
>>53558231
you've never posted a pic, so no you're not.
of course you'd attention whore yourself out with "im a girl!"
Morning lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbhXQTFRGj4
>>53558231
Bow-legged whore? Too much time "in the saddle" if you know what I mean.
The Americans, the Italian, and about 70% of Bruces and and unknown number of Kiwis have completely ruined this general beyond repair.
Though the other CA poster, not the annoying girl, is only half bad in my book. Don't know why you would waste your time posting here mate honestly.
>>53558231
Christ you are such a tryhard. Autism in females is real.
>>53558285
FONT
>>53558312
NOT MENTIONED
>>53558290
>>53558231
Nope its that cunt alright. Shes done some vocaroos but she doesn't sound local.
>>53558324
>Nova Scotia
You're never mentioned.
>>53558348
How do you see my flag without having one yourself?
Am I that easily identifiable?
@53558231
post ass or fuck off
>>53558367
I'm a sekret agent :^)
>>53558302
haha
>>53558290
so it's not the extra flag, or the vocaroo, it's the fact i said im a girl alri xD
>>53558312
>6am in brit
>prime american time
>le general is dying meme
k
>>53558371
>ass
joy
>>53558336
So what if shes done voocaroos. There was a trap on /sp/ that did voocaroos forever and she sounded exactly like a girl
>>53558367
>ACTUALLY being from Nova Scotia
if you're not in the Navy then wtf are you even doing there?
>>53558312
Wahey! Got myself an indirect (you).
female posters are so cringey
>>53558424
I live here. It's comfy.
>>53558517
does it get boring? you're on /brit/ about 14 hours a day
saw a pretty girl today
>>53558578
How long do you usually go without seeing a pretty girl?
having breakfast lads
>>53558607
a long time
>>53558549
>tfw no gf
>>53558642
You should learn Gaelic, then impress some grill with your skillz.
>>53558618
*coughs loudly and obnoxiously*
>>53558629
Thats sad man. Reminds me of being in Houston. Idk why but that city was full of uggos.
>>53558718
you're not obnoxious enough
here in France we know how to be obnoxious
>>53558752
there's plenty of pretty girls around here, i just never leave my room
i saw her walking down the street while i was putting the bin out because it's bin night tonight 2bh
>>53558700
Well, I was thinking of expanding my German knowledge but I'm not so sure now...
Do upper class brits address their mummys by saying "Mother"?
funny friendzone texting thread on /r9k/ if anyone is curious
>>>/r9k/25733654
